@@VagueCastle649 Lore wise Sasha is actually not very heavy compared to some of the weapons other classes carry. A level 3 sentry is 900 pounds (almost 3 times heavier than Sasha!!) and the black box weighs a gargantuan 500 kilograms, holding the record for the absolute heaviest weapon in the entire game. Considering Soldier and Engineer can move faster than Heavy while holding significantly heavier weapons, I'd say Heavy definitely can run faster if he really wanted to, even despite all the weight he has to carry
stop right there! i have a excuse, my phone keyboard doesn't have that key because it's in other language, so you should go before i call the ambassator, nobody wants a international conflict, or you want it?
ok, that's it *picks up phone* -si?, jose? -tengo pedos con la chota -dile a pablo que envie la forma 235 a la embajada y orita la recojo -tambien dile a mi esposa que llegare tarde .simon es tarde de putas -zas carnal camara *ends call* i hope you have a good lawyer.
GeekReaper I clicked the "translate" button at the end of your comment, and this is what graced my eyeballs: ok, that's it picks up phone if ?, jose? -I have farts with the cops Tell pablo you send the form 235 to the embassy and pick it up Miss -also tell my wife to be late .simon's late whores -zas carnal camera call ends i hope you have a good lawyer.
He died on the spot right there, that me and my cousin were rolling on the floor. You can even see how sad Blu Demoman was when his head was flying towards the screen.💀💀💀
0:58 wait there’s an uncensored version? Edit: I just got the joke, it’s not censored for profanity it’s supposed to be a a “government not wanting you to know about this” joke, very funny valve
if valve made a meet the blu demoman they should make 0:09 as "what makes me a bad demoman? IF I WERE A GOOD DEMOMAN I WOULD BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA"
How did you made the spy have the animation for backstabbing and the demoman die exactly when the spy hits him? Did you use record to make your characters? or did you just use a non playable character?
I recorded myself decloaking and running up to the demoman. Then I adjusted the timing, and added in the backstab animation within the take. The demoman was the same thing, I had a recording of him running and just put in his death animation in the take.
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Shorter version:
What makes me a bad demoman?
If I were a good demoman, I wouldn't be dead!
To be real, it should’ve just ended there.
Why isn’t this pinned by the creator
We all know the real one
Tecnically, he wouldn't said that, because, if he was a good demoman, he would be sit right there, discussing with the director.
What makes a good demoman?
IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULD'NT BE SITTING HERE DISC-
Me as a Demoman.
me as well
I'm more of a red demoman
Yeah, I'm only good with demoknight, and I suck with pipes and stickies.
SuperGDMB lol
SuperGDMB Same here.
0:34 i love pyro’s reaction to this
your comment got liked 69 times.
@@pustota7254 Now it's 93
Actually, it now has 102 likes. Also, the Pyro can actually be seen levitating. :)
@@pustota7254 200
They become SENTIENT
"What makes me a BAD Demoman?"
**EXPLOSION**
RyoHawk IF I WERE A GOOD DEMOMAN, I WOULD SIT THERE AND DISCUST IT WOULDNT I?!
RyoHawk everything
Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] Meet the idiots reference right there, lol
@@Puppyjuan_1970 yea true :
EXPLOSION
0:22 is so accurate, unless they're Demoknights; stock Demomen are so slow, only ones slower than them are Soldiers and Heavies.
Do you think he would be faster if he wasn’t an alcoholic?
I feel like Demoman and all the other slow classes could run faster if they wanted to be honest
@@theshermantanker7043 I mean they are kind of weighed down by their munitions, especially heavy.
@@VagueCastle649 That's why he's the HEAVY Weapons Guy
@@VagueCastle649 Lore wise Sasha is actually not very heavy compared to some of the weapons other classes carry. A level 3 sentry is 900 pounds (almost 3 times heavier than Sasha!!) and the black box weighs a gargantuan 500 kilograms, holding the record for the absolute heaviest weapon in the entire game. Considering Soldier and Engineer can move faster than Heavy while holding significantly heavier weapons, I'd say Heavy definitely can run faster if he really wanted to, even despite all the weight he has to carry
Pretty much a recreation of what happens when I try and play Demoman.
Are you still alive?
@@funnykid7404 somehow, yes
Its hard at first, but you will slowly learn
Well, at least he killed a red soldier in 1:28
Are you home Simpson or a Pokemon professor
That as well as the Sniper and Medic who used his machine in time to save the Red Heavy
Lord Hydreigon Gotta love it when a Medic actually uses his ‘machine’ instead of going Battle Medic
Yousef Ghuniem none its from megaman
He did not the soldier and yhe snuper stayed behind
No really how on earth did you get footage of me playing demo
I can smell you :) ...
Wut footage do you mean
I've been meaning to ask him how he got footage of me playing as the sniper and the scout as well! Is he spying on us?
LocalBagGaming
*spy checks*
THAT CAPTAIN IS A SPY!
If the video ended at 0:07 then I'd say that's absolute perfection 😂
They re going have to glue me back together in hell!
stop right there! i have a excuse, my phone keyboard doesn't have that key because it's in other language, so you should go before i call the ambassator, nobody wants a international conflict, or you want it?
({SPELLING POLICE TICKET})
Ambassador. Not ambassator.
Final word of warning.
ok, that's it
*picks up phone*
-si?, jose?
-tengo pedos con la chota
-dile a pablo que envie la forma 235 a la embajada y orita la recojo
-tambien dile a mi esposa que llegare tarde
.simon es tarde de putas
-zas carnal camara
*ends call*
i hope you have a good lawyer.
GeekReaper I clicked the "translate" button at the end of your comment, and this is what graced my eyeballs:
ok, that's it
picks up phone
if ?, jose?
-I have farts with the cops
Tell pablo you send the form 235 to the embassy and pick it up Miss
-also tell my wife to be late
.simon's late whores
-zas carnal camera
call ends
i hope you have a good lawyer.
Colonel Crow Wha?
When you come expecting a simple flip of team colors but find oh so much more.
One thing that is good about the Blu team is their determination to succeed no matter what
Poor loch Ness monster.
steam train Ty I know
Ikr
steam train Ty they got more hecking sea monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me :(
Give respect to this sea monster.
1:44 Random crits Are fair and balanced
No, he just lost that much health from the stickies
0:33 is even funnier when you notice Pyro's carrying the phlog
bro's so bad the pyro didn't even need to airblast to blow himself up lol
The start literally KILLS ME OF LAUGHING 0:04
He died on the spot right there, that me and my cousin were rolling on the floor. You can even see how sad Blu Demoman was when his head was flying towards the screen.💀💀💀
Average demoman sticky traps in a nuthshell:
This is my version " what makes me a BAD demoman If I was a good demoman I would be sittin here discussing it with ya!"
but.... then......wait...... Malfunctioning Malfunctioning (BOOM)
Heavy was all like bch bch bch BOOM demoman was like THERE GONNA GLUE ME BACK TOGGETHER IN HELL!!!!!
I have another version
Why do you think he's a good pyro? If he was a good pyro he wouldn't be killing be right now
0:58 how did you get that line uncensored?
It's the sound of editing, my friend
Outtakes?
Alexdude99887 He says "fecking" which is a mild Scottish swear word that's a lot like "fricking" or "freaking".
No "feckin" is "fucking" some of us just pronounce it differently.
Alexdude99887 Maybe DrClay999 fond it in the TF2 files.
2:16
I thought demo man said there are more sea monsters than there are people with one eye, so how is that monster alone?
he said ther are more seemonsters than they have likes to me
no then likes to him
It's "I got a manky eye" not I got to make it out
No, it isn't. Turn on captions.
It's okay
0:58 wait there’s an uncensored version?
Edit: I just got the joke, it’s not censored for profanity it’s supposed to be a a “government not wanting you to know about this” joke, very funny valve
this is how i play demoman. also 0:30 made me die laughing. just why
AND KA- **boom**
Cut scream, dude, cut scream.
Same
0:34 MMM WATCHA SAY?
And this one was a better clean!
Sooop lazy purple
Phlog Pyro: *Confused Mmph sound*
if valve made a meet the blu demoman they should make 0:09 as
"what makes me a bad demoman? IF I WERE A GOOD DEMOMAN I WOULD BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA"
(Explodes)
What makes me a bad demoman?IF I WERE A GOOD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BLOW MY SELF UP NOW WOULD I!?!
Now I understand why he's always drinking
Im sure that demoman hates that beer he drank, cause in the original one he was drinking whiskey.
He was drinking scotch boy
Emperor of the universe Yeah, he’s proud of his Scottish heritage.
This is by far my favorite one in the meet the blue series.
Sad violin - we meet again ._.
Red Spy That Red Spy is a Blu Spy!
Indeed....
That spy is not one of us!
Blu Soldier: _The Red Spy is in the comment section?!_
Where's that sea monster model from?
It's something I made in blender.
+DrClay999 you use blendtec to make your models?
+DrClay999 did you forget about youtube or you quit?
+Rain altmäe will it blend, that is the question
KittyHawkSG63 Productions no
I love it how meet the blue team is just a crappy version of them
0:05 hahahahaha enough with that xddd
Dos Luchadores I laughed so fucking hard
Dosluchadores A.W.P OPEN UP
That shit got me so bad.
Pyro just looks at the camera like: "Y'all saw that, right?"
0:37 pyro be like "dafuq"
ExplOsion 💥
You can actually see the Medic activate the Uber Charge when the the sticky's explode. That's a nice touch.
By 7 seconds this is already the funniest 'Meet The Blu'
Red Demoman: angle wall shots
Blu Demoman: noob bomber
I love the beginning where he explodes and at the ending the Heavy destroys him with a punch.
No fair, Engie had homing rockets at 0:49
They're actually just affected by gravity if you look well.
@@UnrealAngel then thats a really weak propeller
He actually made the BLU team look bad at their job.great job mate!
Well you have to admit their determination is admirable no matter how many times they fail
This is my favorite meet the Blu team video ever, and one of my favorite SFMs. I can't stop laughing at this.
one errant twitch... and ka- Explosion!
spy: he died as he lived- humorous and explosive.
1:13 all of those faces tell ya that someone is gonna die
1:36 Never mess with a red udder heavy.
don’t even think about milking him either
@@macaroni_mage Shit. I meant to say Uber
@@liannabunny7775 damn and after all these years too
The Demoman exploding at the beginning was hilarious
1:50 oh they going to have to glue me back together in hell
I laughed so hard at the beginning when he was running down the hallway and he blew himself up. xD
SZ8 ONE ERRANT TWITCH....
AND KABLOEY!
1:40
Demoman: the student who reminded the teacher about the homework
Heavy: the rest of the class
My expectation: Play like a pro
My reality: Same like blu demo
Red Demoman: A good Demoman
Blu demoman: A bad Demoman
This is like a more realistic demo man with him being horrible for always being a drunk
0:27 XD
Lep Gaz ONE ERRANT TWICH!
AND KABLOEY!
Same XD
0:30, can't stop laughing xD
1:25 I love how he ubercharges!
Basicly,reality of playing demoman
I laughed so hard at the intro!
i love how most of the deaths are just exploding
1:40 dude the medic is dead
the first scene and i'm already dead
0:34 I can't stop laughing
Crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorite, ONE ERRANT TWITCH, AND *KA-*
How did you made the spy have the animation for backstabbing and the demoman die exactly when the spy hits him?
Did you use record to make your characters? or did you just use a non playable character?
I recorded myself decloaking and running up to the demoman. Then I adjusted the timing, and added in the backstab animation within the take. The demoman was the same thing, I had a recording of him running and just put in his death animation in the take.
DrClay999 Genious...
+AmateurUA-camr It's the sound of editing, my friend
magic and- BLOODY HELL ITS (CENSORED CENSORED) TRUE! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
It's called [SFM] Source Film Maker
I coulden't stop laughing. I love this video! Thanks and keep up the good work!
POOR NESSIE, WHO WANTS A HUG!
I was half-expecting a demoknight
I love the Pyro's reaction at 0:35
“If I was a bad demo man, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing-“ explosion*
Need meet the BLU medic , BLU heavy , BLU pyro plz.... XD
Yes
@@uzal4879 heavy is using uno reserve card
This is the best TF2 video ever made.
You Vs. The Guy she Tells you not ro worry about 1:37
1:47 is my favourite bit of dialogue
Even the beginning I’m already dead laughing
"Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue ME back together...IN HELL!"
Seven words
Never challenge heavy to a fist fight.
Another seven words
Don't mess with a medic and heavy duo.
I mean eight.
Why does everybody hate the BLU Team?
Because the RED team always wins
Dick Burgerson but not in game :Р
Because BLU is awful.
***** Cool with me, I was just making a joke. Personally I prefer the color red though.
fuck u!!!!
1:57
I can't understand a word...
They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they've got the likes of me.
Potato Dalek Still don't get it. Please exoplain I'm not an English speaker.
Renard30368 They have more Loch Ness monsters than they have people that are similar to me.
Um... Try turning on captions
dro80002 try automatic captions :D
Blu demoman: they're going have to glue me back together in hell!!!
Me: then how are you still alive!?!?
LOL the UK subtitles
Guilherme Garcia Brito u cool
Buttered Toast thx m8 :D
But how many meemrons and pootis worth hours has he spent with it though? I tell ye wut m8. (°`~°`)
An encounter with the specialist in demolition and explosives adorned with the colors of the sky
0:32 and Ka-(Boom) I died at it!!!
I like how you got the uncensored audio at 0:59.
Alternate ending
"What makes me a good Demoman?"
Doesn't show up.
I think it's safe to say he's a bad demoman.
"What makes me a incredibly sub-par Demo-man? If I was a good demoman,you'd be getting payed to interview me! Now,would ya?"
poor loch ness monster at 2:02
0:11 THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO FRICKING MUCH!!
I love these videos!
“Oh, they’re gonna have ta glue me back together IN HELL!!”
Gets me every time
Why is Nessie sad at the end? Demoman is just saying there are more Loch Ness Monsters then there are Black Scottish Cyclopses
It was suppose to imply Nessie was the only monster, hence the forever alone.
"Not one of ya's gonna survive this"
*with spy's apologies*
almost jarateed myself watching this
I'm pretty sure your pants went:
Is this.....?
MON DIÉU!
I HAVE BEEN SHOWN, WHO IS THE BOSS!
I HATE YOU!
I lost my shit 10 seconds into the video LMAO
These are great keep them up!
a more accurate meet the demoman video
OH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE ME BACK TOGETHER IN HELL
0:43 is he sucking that bottle?
That ending was hilarious!
ohhhh their gonna have to glue me back together IN HELL!
Mr Torgue: PUNCH HIM SO HARD GE EXPLODES
Heavy Weapons Guy: OKIE
Basically me when I play as Demoman
Oh they’re going to have to glue me back together,in hell!
No worries blu demoman, you’re going to heaven.
0:37 Pyro be like: Bruh
0:37 If you look very closely at the Pyro's feet, you'll notice that he's very slightly levitating.
0:58 woah! I was not expecting to hear that!