I can't believe that they would sell that day and a kids meal box That thing looks like something inappropriate I'm not even gonna say because of UA-cam's policy but it looks like something inappropriate
Me: a 20 year old college student who just watched a bugs life out of nostalgia on my Disney plus account. Two days later I am absolutely mortified and regretting every moment of the movie now
@@iden63 Does it really surprise you that people who are willing to be on the internet looking at this content would be upset with a washable reusable toy? lol I mean, I wouldn't, but some would.
LOL nah dude your comment is the funniest thing ever in all of time I’m high as fuck right now off some weed and I’m lmao I can’t imagine how funny this would be on mushrooms I might literally die from not being able to breathe
@@artvandelay48”off some weed” truly spoken like someone who’s never been high in their life. guys wanna come over this weekend? I got some weed we could do, you guys wanna be on weed? I gotchu let’s do some weed bro we’re gonna get so turnt off this weed!!
I was absolutely devastated when the ticklers fell off mine from devoted use. I just hated that in order to use the ticklers properly, you had to turn it upside down to where Heimlich was no longer staring at you.
@Kangarooster "Those are the laziest comments" Lmao you're probably writing these comments while your fingers are covered in cheeto dust fuck outta here 💀
Or on tick tock what the fuck is this guy thinking anyways that's a personal product you certainly don't show this kind of shit on tick tock you keep it to you're dam self.
@@thegreenpistachio8883 well idk, we may be past the filter because we're basically intelligent and special, or the chaos awaits us by self-destructing, global warming, asteroids or aliens. *BUT ITS JUST A THEORY AAA GAME TH-*
Finally, someone who understand how the algorithm works! 😃 Thank You! 😊 ... all these other stupid people always comment stupid things about the UA-cam algorithm! ... exactly, you watch one, then the rest will show up!
@@eccomi21 he meant the hardness.... the silicone used for these toys are squishy and when he touched around the mouth area was hard that it even made a sound.
Ever since watching “Toy Story” as a kid, I can’t imagine ever buying toys for that kind of intended use, I meannn we don’t know if they have souls, that shit fucked me up bad.
Oh *GOD* I WISH I HAD NEVER READ YOUR COMMENT. MY SOUL just left my body and my brain smashed itself into my eye sockets to flatten a few wrinkles in my prefrontal cortex. May this entire concept leave me. Oh *fuck.*
Wanna hear something crazy? Water does exist on the sun! Scientists used to say that the existence of oxygen and other heavier atoms on the sun was essentially impossible... until they found spectrographically that it contained them. Their rationale was that they believed it was too small of a star to forge them. Then they studied and continued to gather more data and realized the sun had less than they thought of those heavier elements, but still not an insignificant amount of them. Since H2O is hydrogen and oxygen, in cooler places on the sun they combine to create water. It’s amazing what they’re discovering about the universe! Have a great day! References: www.pbs.org/newshour/science/astronomers-still-dont-know-exactly-what-the-sun-is-made-of solar-center.stanford.edu/FAQ/Qwateronsun.html
his voice sounds exactly like someone who would do this
This is 100% true!!!
Fuck your profile pic
he sounds like Jonah Hill
@@phatpussaygat508 what's wrong with their pfp? It's literally just a strand of hair
@@toceeno874 They thought they had hair on their Screen and probably tried to wipe it off
I can’t stop laughing “don’t sleep on that bad boy”
Sleep *in* that bad boy
The holy grail
The bad boi is sleeping inside me........ send help
@@Drebolaskan bro
Don't worry, after seeing that I won't sleep
He warned us not to sleep on the limited edition Bugs Life Heimlich fleshlight. And look at us now.
Only bigger miss is bitcoin when it was dirt cheap.
We look like goddamn fools...
We aren’t perfect mate.
@@denisgulyakin5262 they even bigger Miss was doge coin
Just a casual "Gently used light wear you got the ticklers"😂🤣🤣
That’s what I was thinking, like not whaaat, I hope he doesn’t use it 🤮
“Often times you’ll see the ticklers have fallen off for being misused” WHAT
This is the pinnacle of the UA-cam algorithm right here everyone, take it in.
thank you guatavo frig
breaking bad fan?
Breath in and release! I actually think its kinda cool tho tbh lol
Taking time off from Los Pollos Hermanos to comment, nice 👍
How’s the other half of your head?
🐛 it has the ticklers guys 🐛
lmao
Oftentimes you'll see them and the ticklers have f a l l e n o f f
@@MrMario995 H O W DO T H E S E T H I N G S H A P P E N
@@nikkiwilliams3148 B E C A U S E T H E Y H A V E B E E N M I S U S E D
I remember getting one of these as a happy meal toy as a kid
I still have mine
*_W H A T?_*
I can't believe that they would sell that day and a kids meal box That thing looks like something inappropriate I'm not even gonna say because of UA-cam's policy but it looks like something inappropriate
Yeah my ass
God some people are gullible
@@Cubs_gaming it is a 0:18
Me: a 20 year old college student who just watched a bugs life out of nostalgia on my Disney plus account. Two days later I am absolutely mortified and regretting every moment of the movie now
You loved it
Mmm just imagine them sweet cheecks and you will be rigth back on track 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As much as I agree and hate the idea of this item I'm just saying it better feel like jelly
You know to be accurate
@@m16fermyDon't forget the ticklers
I just watched bugs life like two days ago 😂
"Gently used"
The absolute *_LAST_* thing you want to hear when reviewing _this_ kind of item
@ShaunDoesMusic hol up
"Heavily used"
adds to the taste
666th like!
Hey man, it's got the ticklers still though
1900 : "There will be flying cars in the future"
2021 : *B U G S L I F E F L E S H L I G H T*
Not flashlight?
@@TheSoundCrafterCompany Sorry, do you have any idea what a fleshlight is?
No?
@@TheSoundCrafterCompany Then I request of you to do not search about it. Please.
Ok
"Gently used"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Why?
@Nick Milligan
So you'd buy that used...
@@iden63 absolutely
Yeah “don’t sleep on this”
@@iden63 Does it really surprise you that people who are willing to be on the internet looking at this content would be upset with a washable reusable toy? lol
I mean, I wouldn't, but some would.
Oh man dude I’m on mushrooms right now and this is the funniest fucking thing ever created in all time of anywhere
Dude I'm on acid right now and I have no idea how this video is even a thing
LOL nah dude your comment is the funniest thing ever in all of time I’m high as fuck right now off some weed and I’m lmao I can’t imagine how funny this would be on mushrooms I might literally die from not being able to breathe
I'm high as FUCK off of black tar heroin.
Oh god it's all over my skin GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
@@artvandelay48”off some weed” truly spoken like someone who’s never been high in their life. guys wanna come over this weekend? I got some weed we could do, you guys wanna be on weed? I gotchu let’s do some weed bro we’re gonna get so turnt off this weed!!
This video would have killed me on shrooms
We evolved just for this
worth it
as god intended
"Evolved" lol...
😱
I mean monkeys use frogs so, not much.
Bruh it’s the “gently used” that got me dyin
Gently used bugs life styled flashlight. Like who decided to:
A) make this
B) buy this
C) fuck this
Who man, who?
Only 10-20 nuts
@@zmack03 50 nuts max 😂
Light wear 😂
@Green Thum *Bruh* 🤦♂️😂
all i did was watch "mater bater" and this was recommended to me. guess this will be my recommended for the next 2 years
Same here, we are cursed
Bruh same I’m kinda invested for more tho
SAME
Same here
You just wait for the "Queen Elsa" Frozen edition of FleshLight brands.
I was absolutely devastated when the ticklers fell off mine from devoted use. I just hated that in order to use the ticklers properly, you had to turn it upside down to where Heimlich was no longer staring at you.
😶
You're sick and disgusting and I hope you are never near a child you fucking pervert
Can’t stop thinking about how someone
1. Had the idea to make this
2. Planned to make this
3. Executed the plan to make this
Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed🤙🏼🤙🏼lmao
I can’t imagine someone using it 😳
@@silentwillow106 i cant imagine someone not using it
4. Used it and enjoyed it even after looking into its eyes
Executed perfectly might add
"gently used"
*Proceeds to touch the entry point*
Everything is an entry point if you try hard enough.
Touch? No no no. That was a caress. This man knows every square inch of that bug, and is proud of it.
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN!
This is why the no no square was invented.
u imagine it instantly
I need to reevaluate my life choice if the algorithm thinks this is what I want to see.
my thoughts exactly, what am I doing wrong
Saaammme. This is NOT something I wanted stored in my brain.🤦♀️
Y'all... The algorithm has got me nailed down, ngl
This is exactly what you want to see.
You watched it though, didn't you?
I was like "this looks like a fleshlight"
"Its a bugslife fleshlight"
"Oh......"
Haha exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail and was like, no way... but found out, yep... yes way.
No, it's a beautiful butterfly! 😈
“Original, Limited Edition, Bugs Life, Heimlich, Fleshlight.”
Heimlich
@@shikabaneconga lmao wtf does a heimlich fleshlight even mean?
@@leeroyjenkins4456 Heimlich is the character’s name lmao
"lightly used"
cheese
Casually slides in gently used like its not a fleshlight of a male bug from a 2000s movie
1998' movie
Kids movie
Don’t see why the male part matters
@@AwesomeSoxz what about the 2000s movie
@@AwesomeSoxz some people just dont want to pretend they are fucking a dude bug 😂
Never thought I'd hear original, limited edition, A bugs life, and fleshlight used in the same sentence.
Gently used too.
@@timmymorris91 That makes it worse LOL
Same
Crash Bandicoot! Is that your favorite skin?
@@JimmyFantage Yup, Mad Scientist Crash is on the Nitro Fueled game. I like imagining Crash is an actual genius.
I thought it was a kids toy at first but when he took the top of a wave of disappointment filled me and I teared up
I’d love to fill that thing up with a wave of disappointment
@@Insectoid_😂
@@Insectoid_ a whole lotta post nut clarity
Gently used
U the previous owner mate?
@@psyknova2357 he said it in the vid 💀
Light wear
um it has the ticklers
Lololol
This is the most cursed thing I’ve seen.
i seen worse but yea i can agree
you misspelled *"blessed"*
Materbater
The Ratatouille one is way worse
wait till you see Shrek's Slughole
"Often times you'll see them and the ticklers have fallen off"
A true fleshlight connoisseur
Hmmm.. Wondering why though 🤔
@Kangarooster Are you fr rn?
@Kangarooster "Those are the laziest comments" Lmao you're probably writing these comments while your fingers are covered in cheeto dust fuck outta here 💀
thank you for repeating that
Im waiting on the rare 1984 limited edition Thomas the tank engine one to appear.
.......tf
The…WHAT
Ohh, just wait until he produces a genuine Cars "Mater-bater"
Still waiting.. 🥱
STOP LMFAOOOOO 💀
never ever in my life did i ever think i would see a bugs life fleshlight 💀💀💀💀
Hahahah
Yeah you can thank the sick fks on Reddit for this one
You still havent
@@5YF not a flashlight a fleshlight
@@DemarcusCousins_III ohhh
Every passing day I’m more and more convinced this is an official piece of merchandise
Hey I can only have that. Name
I am the cream of lu
@@7even60 welp, battle to the death it is. This site ain’t big enough for the two of us
this is the kind of content I want to see in my recommended when I open yt at 2am
Yo, get outta my head it's 2 am and I just oppened the app😂
1a.m. lol, had to check teehee
Yes thank you
315 am here atm friday turning into Saturday, and I just wtf in my brain 🤯🤣
Stop assuming it’s actually 2:10 and I just opened yt 😆
Chris Griffin really has gone down a dark road.
Someday I'll be a beautiful butterfly
With ticklers I hope
Just need to feed on some more seamen.
And ended up being a chum bucket
😂😭
but for now im a baaaaaad boy
This is what the brave soldiers who fought in both WW's gave their lives for.
Yes, yes it is.
Lmao
ROFL
Preach
God Bless America 🇺🇲
„the ticklers have often been misused“ LMAO
How do you misuse a tickler? I'm asking for a friend
@@timothywalker8146 I think you put it facing down ;)
Eyebrows definitely were raised when he said that lmaoo
@@bobbycolston6945 well that and lightly used
Everyday we stray further away from god
Damn dawg, it has the ticklers intact! That brings back a lot of childhood memories.
C H I L D H O O D y'all need.. idk, Thanos or something 🤣
I was like “that looks like....” then he took off the cap and I almost coughed up my lungs. 🤣 this think should not exist on our realm of existence.
Or any where else
Rule 34 am I right?
Or on tick tock what the fuck is this guy thinking anyways that's a personal product you certainly don't show this kind of shit on tick tock you keep it to you're dam self.
"thing"
@@moonbeam8487 whoooshh..
some Puritans don't understand humor 🙄
UA-cam Algorithm: Let’s just throw this out there and see if he watches it.
Exactly n we all clicked it cuz we were like “is that what I think it is”
L O fucking L 😂💀bruh
4real
No cap😂😂😂😂
I’m high and was just clicking videos and this man said flesh light 😂😂😂😂
Would love to see this get sold on Pawn Stars
Rick:
“Let me have a buddy of mine who’s an expert in novelty fleshlights to come check this out.”
😂😂facts
I’ll give you $5 and a can of beans for it but I’m taking a risk here
Chumlee comes in and says he'll buy it for himself
Lmao yeah!
Or if they opened a storage unit on storage wars and it had a box of those in it
Why does he sound like Chris Griffin 😭
*"Gently used; light wear"*
This is why God has abandoned us.
Edit: what have I done
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂😅😂
Sounds like my ex
Well God doesn't exist so yeah.
@@Snake86527 not on earth
@@Snake86527 let me guess u wear a mask and u get frustrated when someone does.t
Flesh light of a children’s movie, a concern I never thought I’d have
Cant be real, can it? I'm not even going to google it. If it is I'm sorry I watched this video
@@benjamindavidson632 I’m assuming not judging by the blue paint on his fingertips....
There is obviously absolutely no way this is licensed. Zero.
@@catfeatherss it’s licensed
The entry hole was also pretty small compared to others...
Bruh he said "dont sleep on that bad boi" shit had me rolling 💀
The way he flicks the ticklers to show maintenance 😂
When he said the ticklers may have been “misused” I lost it lmao
Ik 😂😂😂😂😂
You lost what🤨
And umm the hole is ridiculously small
@@lovekuntcobain9953 Well if you like it real tight man.
Hahahahaha
Imagine when humanity is no more and then aliens discover this as the only footage of our existing
This is why they won't return and why we're doomed with what we got
🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀
plot twist: aliens get aroused with this toy
Dude I think bugs are aliens have you ever looked at them real closely.. specially ones you don’t see everyday? Fucking trippy
Gently used
Ok wtf im literally dying internally rn lmfao
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
It’s 10am… that’s enough internet for today
It’s 12:30 AM at the time I made this comment when I saw this💀
gets a girlfriend and brings her home for the 1st time
well anyway here my flesh light collection
@Cyber Dweeb lol the shape
I’d be impressed toys are fun
@@bellanovia1648 oi oi savaloy ;) wanna come round mine coz i have lots of Batman and Harley quinn toys XD
If you behave nice you'll belong on the shelf between them too ;)))
NOOOOOOO that’s the girl he brought home silly
Heimlich’s face basically sums up how I feel after hearing him say “Gently Used”
“Lightly used” LMFAO😂😂 Bru one of the few things that shouldn’t be used second hand
Thank you!! 😂 exactly what i was thinking
I mean you act like 85% of women haven’t been. Lol
@@Marcredwine420 "used" hope I never meet a person like you
@@Marcredwine420 bro...
@@Marcredwine420 excluding the objectification 😂 coochie cleans itself fleshlights dont 😂
This is genuinely the funniest most original skit on youtube I've ever seen lol
“Don’t sleep on that bad boi”, sleep with it
This is extremely cursed and yet I couldn't look away
Each day I lose more and more hope for humanity to continue
Yeah, everytime i see this i just wonder "how tf will we ever get past the great filter?"
@@thegreenpistachio8883 it's just a theory, we don't know if we're past it or behind it.
@@hotpufff123 no were definetly behind. We havent even reached interstellar travel yet.
@@thegreenpistachio8883 well idk, we may be past the filter because we're basically intelligent and special, or the chaos awaits us by self-destructing, global warming, asteroids or aliens. *BUT ITS JUST A THEORY AAA GAME TH-*
This is perfect you’re just dumb.
“The ticklers” ok I guess, whatever floats your boat bud.
POV: you watched the Mater Bater video, and this was recommend to you
Exactly
Facts
But I didn't...Am I just cursed?
Facts
Finally, someone who understand how the algorithm works! 😃 Thank You! 😊 ... all these other stupid people always comment stupid things about the UA-cam algorithm! ... exactly, you watch one, then the rest will show up!
YO, HE SAID "IT HAS THE TICKLERS" !! LMFAO
I don't know what I was expecting aside that I recognize it was a Fleshlight at first glance, but I totally didn't expect this.
Yoooo facccttsssss
I didn't know what it was everything was unexpected for me
“It’s silicone.” *pokes it and proves it’s not*
Mr inexperienced with... Toys here.
How does poking it show its not silicone?
@@eccomi21 he meant the hardness.... the silicone used for these toys are squishy and when he touched around the mouth area was hard that it even made a sound.
Guys its just a really old probably wasn't powdered fleshlight.
The correct word for toughness is the turgor.
@@heavymetalballs ok Eric 👍
“Gently used, light wear” is so disturbing to hear when describing it.
u imagine it instantly xD
see you in 10 years everyone, when this gets recommended
Go away
See you then
I don’t expect UA-cam to last 10 more years tbh
Until then good day
Already done now
This is perhaps the most epic bruh moment I’ve experienced.
Moist Cr1tikal needs this and the Mater Bater, Shreks Slughole and the Ratatouille Fleshlight.
I was just watching Cr1tikal when this popped up lol
Honestly the Ursula Soul-sucker is a must as well
@S̶c̷r̴ip̶̝͘të̵́d̸̔ - 『TGI』 Okay here it is ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@S̶c̷r̴ip̶̝͘të̵́d̸̔ - 『TGI』 Just kidding here it actually is ua-cam.com/video/9cH2HPDpqTg/v-deo.html
@@sourpuss5951 Can you send me a link to the Ursula Soul-sucker, please?
The stuttering/stumbling when saying some words gives the whole promotion a nice little touch
Look its Jet Li
@@ilimitadouc lol I bet you're real proud of those words you typed there
@@bronco24 hong Kong wonton sucky sucky fucky fucky love me long time
@@ilimitadouc hehe funniiiiii gottem trolled epic win royale!
@@ilimitadouc lol 😂 😂😂😂😂trolled
“This is kinda the holy grail” 🤣🐛
I remember going to the theater with my dad and begging him to get me this. Core childhood memory. So nostalgic
😂 what a wild childhood
Girls: he's prob thinking about other girls 😭
him: check out this bug life flashlight 😏🙈
Fleshlight*
@@tyat4958 no. Really is a flashlight.
Fleshlight**
@@gram. he said fleshlight, do you know what that is
Cringe
Imagine just giving this to your child as a toy that they won’t suspect a thing until they get older
This toy will grow on them and they will grow in this toy
@@j.o.d.mercer7519 WOE THERE!!, CALM DOWN.
@@j.o.d.mercer7519 yoooooo tf
As George Carlin once said, some parents deserve respect, most of them don't.
This is why God has abandoned us
These videos feel like they're from an alternate universe
Ah yes, thank you for this recommendation UA-cam, I totally needed to see this...
I shudder to think of those ticklers as having been misused. Thankfully they're in your knowledgeable hands.
“Gently used,light wear,has the ticklers” lmao
UA-cam really showed me a "slightly used" Bugs Life flesh light...
I still think about this video years later
I wanna sneak into his house and do Heimlich impressions while he’s using it.
“YAH! YAH! WE WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY!”
Hahahahaha. Terrible visuals.
Dudeeee hahagah
F
Jesus, I just woke up and this is the first thing I see.
My extreme "what the fuck, that's hilarious" thoughts woke me up fast.
Same 😂😂😂
Same
Rip the voice actor. He woulda loved da caterpillar fleshlight 🙏😔
@Amy Mackay check google, he’s been dead since 2005
@Amy Mackay Joe Ranft was the voice actor for Heimlich
I heard "Fleshlight" and it took my brain a few seconds to register "Oh. He said "Fleshlight" and he ment to say it. Okay."
You never know what treasures you'll find at thrift stores
Treasures is a understatement
This is why I love the internet. This guy clearly shares my sense of humor.
Your profile pic says it all
@@IDK-yh2kk Ah yes, a man of culture I see
I like the way he lightly puts the cap on after saying 'dont sleep on that bad boy'
"I hope this is not what I think it looks like"
-me a few seconds before sadness took my heart
When you die and people go through your stuff....
They are probably just going to burn the house down.
LMAOOOOOOOOO
ROTF
LMAO🤣😂
Ever since watching “Toy Story” as a kid, I can’t imagine ever buying toys for that kind of intended use, I meannn we don’t know if they have souls, that shit fucked me up bad.
Oh *GOD* I WISH I HAD NEVER READ YOUR COMMENT. MY SOUL just left my body and my brain smashed itself into my eye sockets to flatten a few wrinkles in my prefrontal cortex. May this entire concept leave me. Oh *fuck.*
*Ah fuck...*
Maybe they like it yknow
But they're designed to please you, which means their purpose in life was to do so. Which also means they enjoy it.
Exactly.. like i get like that with a lot of things i have i never want to throw em away because i'll feel bad for those objects 😂
I can't tell if he's joking or not when it comes to the excitement 😂
“Gently used, light wear”
If someone’s already used it count me out💀
I love when they say "lightly used"
I could have gone my whole life without seeing this 😐
Too bad google user
you didn't have to click on it
This sounds hauntingly like a long lost McElroy and its got me spooked as hell.
That flashlight looks insane I wish he would have shown how bright it gets
the fact that hes talking ab this like its a rare pair of sneakers makes it so much better 😭😭
Teacher: And this part and of the caterpillar Is called the antenn-
This guy: TICKLERS!
Teacher: I’m sorry what?
This guy: TICKLERS!
I mean, on a fleshlight, thats pretty much what they are 👁👄👁
Me: (looking up) Oh there it goes (waves bye)
Mom: What?
Me: Nothing just saying bye to my childhood. I’m going to miss them so much.
UA-cam algorithm coming in clutch with the ruining of my childhood... poor Heimlich, all he ever wanted was to be a beautiful butterfly RIP
Good thing I said gently used before selling it.
This is so rare it’s like finding water on the sun
Wanna hear something crazy? Water does exist on the sun! Scientists used to say that the existence of oxygen and other heavier atoms on the sun was essentially impossible... until they found spectrographically that it contained them. Their rationale was that they believed it was too small of a star to forge them. Then they studied and continued to gather more data and realized the sun had less than they thought of those heavier elements, but still not an insignificant amount of them.
Since H2O is hydrogen and oxygen, in cooler places on the sun they combine to create water. It’s amazing what they’re discovering about the universe!
Have a great day!
References:
www.pbs.org/newshour/science/astronomers-still-dont-know-exactly-what-the-sun-is-made-of
solar-center.stanford.edu/FAQ/Qwateronsun.html
"..Gently used-light wear.."
I'm out.
😂 😂 “don’t sleep on it man”
Ngl. I'm in tears. This is top tier comedy. 😂😂
I would leave it out on the coffee table.
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long
The ticklers had me dying 😂