@@501stTroopererJeg er blevet SÅ træt af den sang fordi min beste vens lillebror elskede på et tidspunkt den serie så jeg hørte den ret tit når vi var hos hende😂
@@501stTrooperer jeg hader den sang, da den var kommet på ramasjang. Alle drengene i min klasse sang: JOHN DILLERMAND HAR VERDENS STØRSTE DILLERMAND. det var så irriterende
That meme about Sweden making fun of Denmark, really applies to all of Scandinavia. We can make fun of each other, but the gods help any others who does it. We can say the most horrible shit to each other, but someone from the outside does it, and we band together like vikings 😉 Lots of love to my Scandinavian brothers and sisters
Its bc our politicians legalised child br-hh.. I mean child.. uhmm.. services, I'm so happy I could cry and put a rope around my ne-I mean.. raise my flag.. with that.. rope-thingey.. Eww.. its totally not true, Denmarx good, Orange County bad :) ree~
We in Denmark pay 25% in VAT taxes on everything that's gas, candy, beer, socks, and everything in between. Usually, we pay income taxes a minimum of 38% + labor market contribution of 8% so that's at least 46% as mentioned in the video sometimes over 54% combined. We also have a registration fee on cars at 105% of the value of the car as a minimum. So yeah we are one of the most taxed countries in the world for a reason. We literally have taxes on everything.
VAT is an EU thing, also dont forget shit like the sugar tax, carbon taxes etc but at least we dont have to tip, or add the tax in our heads at the store.
And due to generally low temps and insulated houses, air conditioning is not really an industry here so nobody is prepared for those few but harsh humid-hot days :s
@@Kemachris got curious, and decided to do a deep grammar dive. The correct translation turns out to be "additional turnover tax". This is based on the danish word "Moms" Which is an abbreviation of the word "Meromsætningsafgift (Mer-omsætnings-afgift)", which translates into "additional turnover tax"
Wrong. It is not included. As well as it is not included in USA. What it really is, are that the shop have to provide the number on the price tag, as price plus sales tax. It is not the shop that pay sales tax, the customer does.
You are so welcome, but for your sake visit in June and July... Trust me!!! Those two months we are the best country, perfect temperature and blue Beaches. The rest of the year the sky is crying and everything is either grey, freezing or just dark all day.
5:38 And the mind blowing fact, is that effective tax in USA are actually the same level as in Denmark..... The difference is that Danes do not have to dig into kids education savings or take a loan, when someone in the family are struck with cancer.
Americans looking at Nordic countries prison: THAT'S A VACATION! u have to remember, the living standard, in the Nordics, is much higher, than in the states... PS: that cratoon, IS VERY MUCH REAL!
We only have snow in the winter from December to april, we can have snow But most of the winter it's not cold enough and the we have rain, rain and more rain. The light go away - so we only have daylight from 9 to 4 the rest of the time is dark. But in the summertime we have daylight from 4 until eleven!
♪JOHN DILLERMAAAAAND!♪ And BTW: "Dillermand" is child slang for "penis" ... And the series is not sexualized in any way! John's penis just have a mind of it's own and is always up to no good. I.e. stealing an ice cream in the zoo, when John had no money to pay for it. It's a shame it is in Danish (Some of the things are hard to translate, other things are very Danish!)! The world should watch it. It's hilarious! ^^
Taxes in Denmark vs US. I saw an american couple, who calculated their total expenses of their gross salary in Denmark vs US. It was approximately the same. A lot of the taxes in Denmark goes to free healthcare, free education and other stuff that americans pay for out of their net salary instead of through taxes.
That prison with the retirement plan meme is a Norwegian prison danish prisons kind of remind me of what we saw from British prisons, except for the white collar crime prisons that might be something like that Norwegian prison in that picture.
Was Hospitalized in Denmark for Internal Bleeding on 2 different occacions, was on the one occacion there for 4 days and the other 1 day Didn't even pay 1 cent cause it's all free, man i love being a dane xD Even been on Medical Leave for over a year for back injury, and getting paid money from the government 46% is great because you dont really have to file alot, it's like very rarely that you have to update your info so it's just all automatic charge every year
5:15 while on paper you "only" pay 28% tax, if you add up health insurance it pretty much is equal to Danish tax... only difference is... we don't go bankrupt when we go to the hospital... i have t2 diabetes and i pay around on avg 300 DKK (roughly 50 USD) a month for medicine... and i get some of the expensive stuff like ozempic, and its not like i don't get a lot of medicine... I'm getting like 6-7 types of medicine and because of my disease (and my mental health issues) the government pays for my disability around 2500 USD a month (before tax obviously). And my rent (40 sq m/ 430 1 room apartment) costs me around 3200 DKK (~550 USD) a month (actually around 4400 DKK but with a deductable of around 1300 DKK a month).
im danish and i find these memes hilarious. 😀 would be really boring if we couldnt laugh at ourselves from time to time. 😀also. the taxes in USA are not 28 percent, its actually 43 percent when everything is put together. and thats a fact. not an opinion ;)
Its actaully not that hard to say “Æ” you just need to Remote the TH form the and then you have The “Æ” Sound if you say it in amarican n not British ig 3:03
The John Dillermand show was based on the fact that children do not see dicks as sexual; they just think they're funny. And also interesting because adults freak out bout it.
The willy show reminds me of Round the Twist where a boy character swallowed a fish and it made his willy a propeller that he used to win a marathon swim, and the boys older brother peed on a tree that got him pregnant...
unfortunately it's true even I laugh at it because it's so stupid but that's how we Danes are a bit crazy and no I don't spend my time on that and I don't have any children so I'll be free from that
The cartoon is really it is called (John Dillermand)
JA vil i høre sangen i har ikke et valg John dillermand han har verdens største dillermand
@@501stTroopererJeg er blevet SÅ træt af den sang fordi min beste vens lillebror elskede på et tidspunkt den serie så jeg hørte den ret tit når vi var hos hende😂
@@501stTrooperer jeg hader den sang, da den var kommet på ramasjang. Alle drengene i min klasse sang: JOHN DILLERMAND HAR VERDENS STØRSTE DILLERMAND. det var så irriterende
Yes yes vi så det meget da vi var lille
Min 3 klasse: bange bange på hvem der John John hvem johndillerman
bro wtf hvor gjord vi det den gang
@@Dexien_bistane det udkom for et par år siden. du stadig lille
Norwegian tinking Dennark is weird🤣😁.love from norway. Just making fun my sisters and brothers from Denmark
You´re forgiven ... this time 😉
And in Sweden we think Norwegians is weird.
From a Dane living in Sweden and that's weirder. 🤣
That meme about Sweden making fun of Denmark, really applies to all of Scandinavia. We can make fun of each other, but the gods help any others who does it. We can say the most horrible shit to each other, but someone from the outside does it, and we band together like vikings 😉
Lots of love to my Scandinavian brothers and sisters
Yes, we are perfectly wierd, and it's easy to see Norway is a brother.
@@mikaelhedegaard8305 It has many similarities with being siblings in a way haha. "You dont trashtalk my brother, that's my job!" ahaha
Yep! John Dillermand could do all sort og thing with his 🎉 - not just barbecue - and it was not really controversial here in Denmark. 😂
@@bjarnechristianjensen2189 - ja det kan du tro - min efterhånden aldrende moster Elly ;-) vi har, så at sige, være Kongeriget rundt, hende og jeg ;-)
Even John Oliver had him on Last week tonight ua-cam.com/video/A51mJjFyG_w/v-deo.html&ab_channel=LastWeekTonight
Its bc our politicians legalised child br-hh.. I mean child.. uhmm.. services, I'm so happy I could cry and put a rope around my ne-I mean.. raise my flag.. with that.. rope-thingey..
Eww.. its totally not true, Denmarx good, Orange County bad :) ree~
Så sandt
John dillermand heheheheeheeheeheehehhhheheheeheh
[ 1:25 ] - I mean Norway isn't even trying. They just took a Danish flag and a blue marker and drew lines through the cross 😁
Tell me you don't know history without telling me you don't know history
@@odd9747 I stand corrected. It has nothing to with the Danish flag at all. It's pure coincidence they look the same with a small addition 👍
We in Denmark pay 25% in VAT taxes on everything that's gas, candy, beer, socks, and everything in between. Usually, we pay income taxes a minimum of 38% + labor market contribution of 8% so that's at least 46% as mentioned in the video sometimes over 54% combined. We also have a registration fee on cars at 105% of the value of the car as a minimum. So yeah we are one of the most taxed countries in the world for a reason. We literally have taxes on everything.
Even the air in the softice and the bubbles in the champaign...
VAT is an EU thing, also dont forget shit like the sugar tax, carbon taxes etc but at least we dont have to tip, or add the tax in our heads at the store.
It's never that cold in the Danish summer... it's just that it's usually too hot or it keeps raining... and when it's hot it's a moist heat.
And due to generally low temps and insulated houses, air conditioning is not really an industry here so nobody is prepared for those few but harsh humid-hot days :s
fun fact: American actor Giancarlo Esposito, at 3:10, was born in Copenhagen, Denmark.
There's tax on groceries in Denmark too - there's tax on everything. It's called MOMS and is 25% and it's included in the price
Commodity tax, for the english speakers ;)
@@scar445 thank you - I had no idea what to call it
@@scar445 or VAT (Value Added Tax) is probably the more correct term.
@@Kemachris got curious, and decided to do a deep grammar dive. The correct translation turns out to be "additional turnover tax". This is based on the danish word "Moms" Which is an abbreviation of the word "Meromsætningsafgift (Mer-omsætnings-afgift)", which translates into "additional turnover tax"
Wrong. It is not included. As well as it is not included in USA. What it really is, are that the shop have to provide the number on the price tag, as price plus sales tax. It is not the shop that pay sales tax, the customer does.
The show is called John Dillermand 😂
That was funny😝Thank you from a Dane.
I don't for sure if it's a prison in DK, it could be an open prison. The one you saw from Norway, was a max. security prison !!!
And it is a max security prison
It's Storstrøm Fængslet which is Max security
@@Endurer92 Yeah, I found out. Thnx
You are so welcome, but for your sake visit in June and July... Trust me!!! Those two months we are the best country, perfect temperature and blue Beaches. The rest of the year the sky is crying and everything is either grey, freezing or just dark all day.
5:38
And the mind blowing fact, is that effective tax in USA are actually the same level as in Denmark..... The difference is that Danes do not have to dig into kids education savings or take a loan, when someone in the family are struck with cancer.
oh yes we did... John Dillermand and proud. It is hillarious! You should see an episode. It is silly :D
Americans looking at Nordic countries prison: THAT'S A VACATION!
u have to remember, the living standard, in the Nordics, is much higher, than in the states... PS: that cratoon, IS VERY MUCH REAL!
If you want to learn about the different between Danish and US tax, traveling young have a good video about it
We do not pay 46% in tax, here in Denmark. Some people pay 46 BEFORE deductions. Some people pay less.
As I say
Im just a simple Danish
Girl
I got beer in my blood
And i dance with Mute swans
😌
We only have snow in the winter from December to april, we can have snow But most of the winter it's not cold enough and the we have rain, rain and more rain. The light go away - so we only have daylight from 9 to 4 the rest of the time is dark. But in the summertime we have daylight from 4 until eleven!
It is a danish prison and the cartoon is real and there is not that cold in Denmark during summer.
There is just a lot of rain in the summer
♪JOHN DILLERMAAAAAND!♪
And BTW: "Dillermand" is child slang for "penis" ... And the series is not sexualized in any way! John's penis just have a mind of it's own and is always up to no good. I.e. stealing an ice cream in the zoo, when John had no money to pay for it.
It's a shame it is in Danish (Some of the things are hard to translate, other things are very Danish!)! The world should watch it. It's hilarious! ^^
You Are so welcome over here. We Are having😊 the finest weather on the planet.
Taxes in Denmark vs US. I saw an american couple, who calculated their total expenses of their gross salary in Denmark vs US. It was approximately the same. A lot of the taxes in Denmark goes to free healthcare, free education and other stuff that americans pay for out of their net salary instead of through taxes.
Travelling Young is the Channel ❤
The picture on the right at 4:28 is from an actual Maximum security prison in Denmark
I've seen the cartoon on TV, but now as an adult I've realized ....
That prison with the retirement plan meme is a Norwegian prison danish prisons kind of remind me of what we saw from British prisons, except for the white collar crime prisons that might be something like that Norwegian prison in that picture.
Was Hospitalized in Denmark for Internal Bleeding on 2 different occacions, was on the one occacion there for 4 days and the other 1 day
Didn't even pay 1 cent cause it's all free, man i love being a dane xD
Even been on Medical Leave for over a year for back injury, and getting paid money from the government
46% is great because you dont really have to file alot, it's like very rarely that you have to update your info so it's just all automatic charge every year
John dillermand is a show … we are not easily offended … abt the summer, we do have a beautiful summer in Denmark, it is the best weekend of the year
5:15 while on paper you "only" pay 28% tax, if you add up health insurance it pretty much is equal to Danish tax... only difference is... we don't go bankrupt when we go to the hospital... i have t2 diabetes and i pay around on avg 300 DKK (roughly 50 USD) a month for medicine... and i get some of the expensive stuff like ozempic, and its not like i don't get a lot of medicine... I'm getting like 6-7 types of medicine and because of my disease (and my mental health issues) the government pays for my disability around 2500 USD a month (before tax obviously). And my rent (40 sq m/ 430 1 room apartment) costs me around 3200 DKK (~550 USD) a month (actually around 4400 DKK but with a deductable of around 1300 DKK a month).
I don't know if you missed it, but the pie chart of Greenland is the flag of Greenland.
The prison in Denmark actually IS a REAL prison in Denmark.
You should react to the SATW comics (SATW stands for Scandinavia and the World). They are pretty funny
0:53 there is actually sometimes green in greenland
The cartoon is real 😊🇩🇰
6:59 yes yes we did, and is funny as hell
Russia is the exception to the good prisons well the eastern block is but you know she aint having fun there
+1
7:25 John Dillermand is real! :P Though it's stop motion mainly I think.
im danish and i find these memes hilarious. 😀 would be really boring if we couldnt laugh at ourselves from time to time. 😀also. the taxes in USA are not 28 percent, its actually 43 percent when everything is put together. and thats a fact. not an opinion ;)
Yea... that cartoon is real and it's fucking wild 😅
6:17 Maybe that's about cross-country skiing or biathlon! :P
It's an open prison. So make sure to do a non violent crime. you will also get to go home to your family in weekends.
It's maximum security cause it's Storstrøm Fængslet
its real!!!!!!!
oh its real ,it is calld john dillermand he he
Its actaully not that hard to say “Æ” you just need to Remote the TH form the and then you have The “Æ” Sound if you say it in amarican n not British ig
3:03
my sis loves tp watch jhon dillermand
Tp? As in Toilet paper?
6:29 Eyo! tgat's my meme! xD
Unless someone copy-pasted it somewhere.
No need for hard Prison in Denmark. being danish is already an inhuman punishment.
that new children show is real and is being seen wary days by my brothers I wrote a paper on it in 10 grade
6:57 Yes we did yes we did😅
John Dillermand 😅
I am danish and this funny😂
JOHN DILLERMAND JOHN DILLERMAND COULD EASILY DESTROY DC AND MARVEL SUPERHEROES
Shii it's John Dillermand
pawn stars is the name of the show.
john dillerman is legendary
The John Dillermand show was based on the fact that children do not see dicks as sexual; they just think they're funny. And also interesting because adults freak out bout it.
The willy show reminds me of Round the Twist where a boy character swallowed a fish and it made his willy a propeller that he used to win a marathon swim, and the boys older brother peed on a tree that got him pregnant...
Well us Danes get taxed it already in the price of the things like groceries and clothing
[ 2:03 ] - Pawn Stars
The TV show about the guy with a long penis is true 😂
I live in denmark and the did 7:02
that is a prison :D
we want out
React to this clip of John Oliver talking about the man with the large p.... = John Dillermand 😆
Forgot the link 😛 ua-cam.com/video/A51mJjFyG_w/v-deo.html
unfortunately it's true even I laugh at it because it's so stupid but that's how we Danes are a bit crazy and no I don't spend my time on that and I don't have any children so I'll be free from that
Them move to denmark
Nogen der kender bamse og kylling?
Vis i gør, kender i snupsedyret?
@@SnupsedyretGooonøff..
That cartoon is real, and i suggest you DONT watch it
#denmarkmemes
bro the laughs are so forced