[VOL. 1] Jimmy Carr, Jim Jefferies, Doug Stanhope & More - Best Jokes, One-Liners & Comebacks

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  • @richarddryfist8990
    @richarddryfist8990 7 років тому +333

    it's one more of them employed...... Oh my God I was in stitches over that

  • @pitbullvicious2505
    @pitbullvicious2505 7 років тому +154

    Jim Jefferies stepping on some toes here, judging by the look on their faces. Well done Jim, well done.

  • @TheCheesemaker2
    @TheCheesemaker2 7 років тому +157

    "It's one more of em' getting employed"

  • @AUSTDOG1
    @AUSTDOG1 7 років тому +448

    Jim Jeffries, Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Car are the best "offenders"

    • @dragonbreath9957
      @dragonbreath9957 7 років тому +13

      AUSTDOG1 Anthony Jeselnik as well!

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT 7 років тому

      Jeselshittylastname is too boring.

    • @DontTreadOnUsBlog
      @DontTreadOnUsBlog 7 років тому +9

      Doesn't show from this, but Stanhope is the best at this... his 'I inspired the Robin Williams suicide' bit from his most recent special is proof.

    • @rippindrummer666
      @rippindrummer666 7 років тому +10

      They're great but Stanhope is way more offensive. He has bits about his mom committing suicide, a two headed baby giving him a blowjob, gabby Gifford getting shot, funny things about child pornography etc.

    • @FunnyMagicRing
      @FunnyMagicRing 7 років тому +4

      I honestly think Britain produces far better comedians than America.

  • @slikrick5857
    @slikrick5857 7 років тому +60

    That mosquito joke was gold

  • @joshfree5441
    @joshfree5441 7 років тому +62

    Jim Jeffries has the occasional blank stare just past the camera. He looks so innocent, like he doesn't know why people are laughing. THAT is why he's funny. His poker face is fantastic.

    • @eugenefullstack7613
      @eugenefullstack7613 5 місяців тому +1

      A lot of the time it was him pulling back from Mooney's thinly veiled racism towards white people. Jim is actually one of the funniest people that's ever been on this show. He's in the S tier 100%

  • @patrick3020
    @patrick3020 7 років тому +192

    Jim Jeffries: "how famous do you have to be before you can get away with fucking a kid". Love it

    • @JamieLandan
      @JamieLandan 7 років тому +2

      gob bluth I didn't know about Elvis and Chaplin at all.

    • @DH1986
      @DH1986 7 років тому +1

      There was a 10 year age difference between Elvis and Priscilla and she was 16 when things got serious. I think the time period had a lot to do with it - Jerry Lee Lewis's sister was allowed to marry at 9 or 10 ( which is obviously bad) and my grandmother got married at 12. Which is also bad, but that was 1939. It's a lot worse to hear stories about that stuff now. To me it is anyway.

    • @xSwordLilyx
      @xSwordLilyx 7 років тому +2

      DH1986 Jesus fucking christ 9? 12? I really do not want to see that tiny wedding dress.

    • @DH1986
      @DH1986 7 років тому +2

      SwordLily I know. The sad thing is that it still continues in a lot of middle eastern countries today.

    • @salimkhan-ov1ro
      @salimkhan-ov1ro 7 років тому

      Onesufi johhnybgood legal age means nothing they also consider age diffetence

  • @RMGWOO
    @RMGWOO 7 років тому +137

    Jim gets away with the jokes because A) He's witty and the jokes are always funny. B) He obviously isn't racist at all and just doesn't let joke opportunities slip.

    • @Flooblegoo
      @Flooblegoo 7 років тому

      Hahaha, it's take THE piss but you're not wrong about it mate

    • @barrythompson7111
      @barrythompson7111 7 років тому +1

      Mighty Boosh nah, they just took Aboriginal kids from their families in an attempt to "civilize them". Good people.

    • @timmyfriday2718
      @timmyfriday2718 7 років тому

      We did have all those things though not as federal policies since much of it occurred pre-1901. Barry Thompson is still an idiot whose generalisations are the most racist thing on this thread ... but yeah our history has some pretty bad moments.

    • @RMGWOO
      @RMGWOO 7 років тому

      Barry Thompson Being Australian doesn't make you racist bro. actually your attitude tells me you might be yourself. why else would you make a blanket statement like that unless you think along the lines of assuming a whole type of people is one particular way? he's obviously not racist, to me, because of his delivery. He comes off the way that a white guy who has a lot of black friends would if the group were sharing racial jokes just for fun. Racist people tend to come across like there is a legitimate disdain behind their words. It's called nonverbal communication. I could be wrong, but having been around many people similar to what I've described, I believe that I have an accurate sensitivity to understanding the context.

    • @BeyondSideshow
      @BeyondSideshow 7 років тому +1

      Jim gets away with the jokes - wait for it - because they're jokes.

  • @pilesojeewun5971
    @pilesojeewun5971 6 років тому +31

    "I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic." Sounds like something Norm Macdonald would say.

    • @entermayor1312
      @entermayor1312 6 років тому +6

      Norm had a joke about workaholics too. It was something like "I'm a workaholic: I'm addicted to workahol"

  • @willknowsright9615
    @willknowsright9615 7 років тому +71

    Jesus. I love jimmy Carr.

    • @tomwithey711
      @tomwithey711 7 років тому

      William Beal Jimmy Carr, I love Jesus.

  • @theaurafist
    @theaurafist 7 років тому +40

    Jim Jefferies is sooooo god damn savage tho! Daaaaaaaamn!

  • @BrandonWaters
    @BrandonWaters 7 років тому +4

    these edits were so unbelievably good. i had actually never heard of the green room (I'm ashamed to admit) so thank you for putting these up! I gotta track all the episodes down now somehow. basically all of my favorite comedians in the same room. beautiful.

  • @brownyb1014
    @brownyb1014 6 років тому +13

    love the "that was a really funny story" from jim jeffries so aussie

  • @joshfree5441
    @joshfree5441 6 років тому +8

    0:41
    Jim gives the most "lost puppy" look just beside the camera like he doesn't know what everyone's laughing at. Hysterical.

  • @willisan
    @willisan 7 років тому +19

    Jim killed during this part

  • @revelation67
    @revelation67 7 років тому +4

    the Dane Cook line! lmao!

  • @spacejazz6272
    @spacejazz6272 6 років тому +14

    Tim Minchin looks like he is pretty much in Love with Jimmy Carr

  • @kshinokevin
    @kshinokevin 7 років тому +27

    the red head woman: is that Kathleen Madigan ? she is a funny gal

    • @davidhanson5851
      @davidhanson5851 7 років тому +6

      Kathleen is just funnier then hell. Check out Bothering Jesus its on UA-cam.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 7 років тому +3

      I thought she was Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

  • @darinsingleton3553
    @darinsingleton3553 6 років тому +1

    The Green Room with Paul Provenza can be found on UA-cam. I've watched them all. Well worth the time.

  • @AntonAdelson
    @AntonAdelson 7 років тому +3

    Jim Jefferries is the king of comebacks!!

  • @BRYANFROST
    @BRYANFROST 7 років тому +5

    Paul: Serious moment
    Woman: Awwww
    Jim: *Sarcastic tone*That story's really funny Paul, thanks
    Paul: Something racist
    Fucking golden moment!

  • @faridmusbah8631
    @faridmusbah8631 5 років тому +2

    "It was a big dick joke" had me dyin HAHAHA.

  • @TheTokes14
    @TheTokes14 7 років тому +11

    5:00 Jim Jeffries fantastic

  • @MrJungelMannen
    @MrJungelMannen 7 років тому +28

    On every one of these shows I've seen, there is only one good comedian and 3-4 people I can never understand that can make a living out of this. But have to say Carr, Minchin, and Izzard is a class lineup.

    • @xaderalert
      @xaderalert 7 років тому +7

      A lot of eyeshadow in that group...

  • @henriksivertsen
    @henriksivertsen 6 років тому +2

    "Its because they dont learn, Paul" Fucking savage !

  • @BLabelGuitarMan
    @BLabelGuitarMan 7 років тому +53

    7:27 I thought Stephen Hawking had heard enough and was leaving.

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 7 років тому +1

      BLabelGuitarMan 😂

    • @BRYANFROST
      @BRYANFROST 7 років тому

      You my friend are awesome!

    • @samsonian
      @samsonian 7 років тому

      Probably was nervous and ready to go after the Schiavo joke...lmao!!!!

    • @joeytacherra9789
      @joeytacherra9789 6 років тому

      he just died today, have some respect lol

  • @shawnc666
    @shawnc666 7 років тому +1

    Probably one of the best shows ever....

  • @ThirdWorldPastries
    @ThirdWorldPastries 6 років тому +3

    I died at "because they don't learn, paul"

  • @docphibes1061
    @docphibes1061 5 років тому +3

    Stanhope the goat

  • @black_platypus
    @black_platypus 7 років тому

    Really nice! :)

  • @skymorphosis4065
    @skymorphosis4065 7 років тому +34

    Holy shit, Jim's wit is several levels above anyone else in that room. Stanhope is a genius, but he's not a conversational improviser. Jeffries is just phenomenal

    • @Jacob-sb3su
      @Jacob-sb3su 7 років тому

      Skymorphosis they arent in the room at the same time....

    • @skymorphosis4065
      @skymorphosis4065 7 років тому +1

      How is that even relevant or change anything? It's still the same room

    • @lemiwinks7794
      @lemiwinks7794 6 років тому

      saw jim live this weekend, he fucking ruined half the crowd

  • @Ludwig123179
    @Ludwig123179 7 років тому +2

    Jimmy Carr is the king!! :D:D

  • @hoosierarcher
    @hoosierarcher 6 років тому

    I actually binge watched The Green Room. I didn't intend to; but it was so good I just kept watching.

  • @metalman552
    @metalman552 7 років тому +26

    Does necrophilia have the same rule of time like when you drop food on the floor but still eat it

    • @mehashi
      @mehashi 6 років тому +2

      It's more a rule of warmth I think...

  • @Ashl33129
    @Ashl33129 7 років тому +1

    Jim Jeffries' "what, what" face is the best

  • @Bobainthome
    @Bobainthome 7 років тому

    I do love my dose of Jimmy Carr

  • @BanglishBoy
    @BanglishBoy 7 років тому +4

    Jim Jeffries roasted the shit outta that old dude lol

  • @juangarcia713
    @juangarcia713 7 років тому +4

    Awesome Vid! I wish they would bring back the green room!

  • @GRELL122
    @GRELL122 7 років тому

    nice vid

  • @krull2534
    @krull2534 7 років тому +4

    Jim Jeffries managed to offend that same guy twice (guy who licked his glass). I love It. I thought they were immune to being offended.

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 7 років тому

      Sadly, they aren't. You can tell quite a few of them are getting offended (and/or not funny people).
      I don't know Bobby Slayton. I can't tell if he's being funny when he licks the glass, or a douche.

  • @jackmcgreer193
    @jackmcgreer193 4 роки тому +1

    Dave attell is EXTREMELY UNDERRATED

  • @Guidog-eg1qj
    @Guidog-eg1qj 6 років тому +3

    Hahaha holy shit Ron Jeremy was there

  • @beardy_welder
    @beardy_welder 4 роки тому

    That "it was a big dick joke" fucking sent me especially when you saw the look on his face hahaha

  • @IanIsrael
    @IanIsrael 7 років тому +16

    4:10 DAYUM!!!!...Jimmy Carr just killed it.

  • @pumpkinsmasher8346
    @pumpkinsmasher8346 6 років тому +1

    jim jeffries face after the obama joke 😂

  • @wesleygantt6170
    @wesleygantt6170 5 років тому

    "I got here in a car made of chocolate"
    Fucking Attell😂

  • @nesk2011
    @nesk2011 6 років тому +1

    This was a great show...it's a shame they didn't do more episodes.

  • @EgbertWilliams
    @EgbertWilliams 6 років тому +2

    Dave Attell and Doug Stanhope forced to endure Richard Belzer... it's like Newton and Einstein listening to a toddler count to ten.

  • @w.shepard6624
    @w.shepard6624 6 років тому

    4:17 funnest joke of the night Thanks!

  • @andydurbs
    @andydurbs 7 років тому +4

    Jim Jeffries is genuinely intelligent 👍🏼

  • @mattkirkhamm
    @mattkirkhamm 7 років тому +1

    jim jefferies banter is strong

  • @qumkuatikus
    @qumkuatikus 7 років тому +4

    I love how good of a sport Ron Jeremy was during all the times he got thrown under the bus. Dudes skeezy looking as hell, but he seems to be an okay guy

  • @summitcove9123
    @summitcove9123 6 років тому +5

    Attell Stanhope and Jefferies should've been together.

  • @djordan22
    @djordan22 7 років тому +28

    Fuck Jim Jefferies is funny. my god..

    • @dragonbreath9957
      @dragonbreath9957 7 років тому +4

      djordan22 His were the best, maybe rivaled by Jimmy Carr. His confidence with that, I guess, panel was crazy. Would love to see him alongside better comedians.

    • @barrythompson7111
      @barrythompson7111 7 років тому

      djordan22 No he's not.

    • @BeyondSideshow
      @BeyondSideshow 7 років тому

      Better comedians than Stanhope and Jeffries? Hmm.

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol 5 років тому

    ''Because they don't learn Paul'' That guy is a fucking savage

  • @cdbsk76
    @cdbsk76 7 років тому +24

    2:22 I wonder how Lewis Black is handling a Trump presidency

  • @Fingolfin3423
    @Fingolfin3423 7 років тому +1

    Wow. I miss this show so much.

  • @DannyLou03
    @DannyLou03 6 років тому +2

    So many passed away...

  • @joec6108
    @joec6108 7 років тому +3

    4:10 holy shit

  • @supreetsahu1964
    @supreetsahu1964 7 років тому

    +1 for Paul's A T-shirt

  • @danielalmond5468
    @danielalmond5468 7 років тому

    Part 3!!!

  • @SarahWells777
    @SarahWells777 6 років тому

    Yes!..

  • @wargasm74
    @wargasm74 7 років тому

    I miss this....does anyone know if this show is still going on?

  • @emmettcoen
    @emmettcoen 6 років тому

    What a Laugh..just a few like minded folks having a laugh...its hard find material like this...as in the shit no one talks about

  • @-M0LE
    @-M0LE Рік тому

    Wtf uk we been missing this so much comedy raw too

  • @danielmacpherson8487
    @danielmacpherson8487 7 років тому

    I love Jim Jeffries.

  • @judahjohnson5826
    @judahjohnson5826 6 років тому

    12:17 I'm cryinggggg

  • @thirtysixzed
    @thirtysixzed 7 років тому

    Jimmy Carr is hilarious.

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 3 роки тому +3

    Paul Mooney is just such a good target with his obsession with race XD
    and Jim is like a great white smelling the blood in the water, tearing him apart XD

  • @Emperror1
    @Emperror1 7 років тому +1

    Rain looks like she inherited her father's coke problem the way her jaw is spazzing out

  • @your_local_idiot27
    @your_local_idiot27 7 років тому +1

    the joke about the book... fucking classic Doug.

  • @riverkoritko4411
    @riverkoritko4411 6 років тому +2

    jim jefferies is the austrailian version of jimmy carr

  • @wassimsammak722
    @wassimsammak722 7 років тому

    8:17 donald trump just casually nodding his head

  • @gilleslebeaugars8585
    @gilleslebeaugars8585 7 років тому +3

    holy shit, is that james corden @15:51 ?

  • @BreakMeBad5524
    @BreakMeBad5524 6 років тому

    I loved the jester pin from George Carlin. I wish he, Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison were on this to give real wisdom to the other comics. I believe they were the true kings of comedy.

  • @kohlgregorysmith
    @kohlgregorysmith 6 років тому

    What show is this? Haven’t seen it in Australia?

  • @AccelgorTheNinja
    @AccelgorTheNinja 7 років тому

    12:52 is hilarious

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 7 років тому

    **sees thumbnail**
    YES! Jimmy Carr!!!
    **video starts**
    fuck...Russel Brand...

  • @chris-dn5ne
    @chris-dn5ne 7 років тому

    Jimmy Carr and Jim jefferies are fucking legends

  • @carewser
    @carewser 7 років тому +1

    Richard Belzer looks like Ric Ocasek

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas 7 років тому +1

    Jim Jefferies even threw off Paul Mooney. Fucking great as always.

  • @kshinokevin
    @kshinokevin 7 років тому +1

    I liked Dave Attell's "Insomniac" comedy shows. so funny shit ! (the comedy version of the "Wild On" travel show (E! entertainment channel) with Brooke Burke.

  • @adammastalerz5074
    @adammastalerz5074 7 років тому +1

    Sudden Ron Jeremy is sudden :D

  • @Malchotheracoon
    @Malchotheracoon 5 років тому

    Funny joke
    Jimmy Carr : .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

  • @jvila5986
    @jvila5986 7 років тому

    briliant.
    it is so nice to see intelectuals talk about any subject without some idiot get upset. 😎👍

  • @biohybrid_396
    @biohybrid_396 7 років тому

    Does that "Tard podcast" exist? If so, link me.

  • @sillynapalm
    @sillynapalm 7 років тому

    which show is this?

  • @jefersonvilaede
    @jefersonvilaede 7 років тому +2

    i dont think we should do blow right now.. lolllllllllllllll

  • @andrewk3107
    @andrewk3107 Місяць тому

    Kamala Harris makes Sarah Palin look like a quantum physicist expert …

  • @PhillHammer
    @PhillHammer 7 років тому

    what show is this?

  • @bguzewi0
    @bguzewi0 6 років тому +1

    Belzer is such a weirdo haha

  • @SanyamJain1989
    @SanyamJain1989 7 років тому +2

    Dave Attell, Doug Stanhope, Jim Jeffries, Jimmy Carr, Eddie Izzard, Tim Minchin, Paul Provenza are awesome.... Paul Mooney though, isn't..

  • @LZJoZ
    @LZJoZ 6 років тому

    You can see some of George in Kelly Carlin's face.

  • @freakazoid4691
    @freakazoid4691 6 років тому +1

    The host reminds me of Jimmy Fallon with his exaggerated laughter.

  • @TheJshort3
    @TheJshort3 7 років тому

    ay i honestly have love for each comedian there but where comments of cathleen madigan

  • @christopharo8983
    @christopharo8983 6 років тому

    9:35 Kevin Spacey? Not saying i agree but good topic to talk about in light of what is happening.

  • @Adamax93
    @Adamax93 6 років тому +6

    It's weird that people here are just learning about Jim Jeffries now, He's been kinda big in the UK for years, and he was waaaay more savage than this. Seriously though look up his shows, he is a pure savage.

  • @bunniz
    @bunniz 6 років тому

    What is the name of the guy that is in a crime show on TV?

  • @77Night77Shade77
    @77Night77Shade77 7 років тому +1

    7:28 Alex Jones shaved his head and stole Stephen Hawking's chair.

  • @mysteryman595
    @mysteryman595 7 років тому +1

    Whats the jester pin?

    • @Cyclone3161
      @Cyclone3161 7 років тому +2

      It belonged to George Carlin. The woman in the audience was Kelly Carlin, his daughter. She gave it to Paul Provenza as a gift.