Banning Ace Ventura from Russia won't work: never dare our Canadian hero! But he may just communicate telepathically with the racoon to devise a plan( with other animals) to route out the Russian Army out of Ukraine 🇺🇦! Hey I can see that happening easily because like it's been said they are VERY intelligent 🧠 and just one of them has more adaptability and learning capabilities than a bunch of Russian soldiers! Raccoons are very SLY nocturnal animals that can keep a 😡 grudge until they get their sweet revenge...I had telepathic communication with the one who was grabbed by the tail and saw clearly how he was 🤬 swearing his revenge. Another miscalculation from Russia who should not have declared war on smarter creatures...They are DONE!
Brave Raccoon. He also fought, trying to hold on to the tree branch, resisting the invader! Raccoons are very intelligent animals. Frankly, I believe he can take down a ruççian or two - raccoons are proven to be much more intelligent than average ruççian mercenary. Glory to Ukraine. Cheers from Portugal.
Porcupines too man,it takes a crazy 🤪 🐻 bear 🐻 to attack one of these...A little bit of hairloss that quickly regrow and sure death to the bear. The pikes get deeper into the mouth and face, bear gets infected, can't eat and die of a 😰 terrible slow death ☠.
Special agent RACCOON reporting from inside enemy lines: "the russian soldiers are scared, drunk, and pathetic". Peace, Freedom, Full Reparations, and all of Ukraine's Land for Ukraine! 💙💛
Wtf?!? I have no clue what the russian mind has rattling around in there...a RACCOON!?!? This is the first time I've ever seen toilets sinks and a raccoon stolen in the field of battle. SMDH.
I'm just waiting for that scene in Golden eye where the raccoon has to shoot its way out of the archives hijack a tank and drive through the streets of Moscow to escape. "So Commander Coon how may we execute you today?"
Big mistake to underestimate your enemy ( and grabbing one by force by the tail will make it your fierce enemy) Those masked bandits equipped with excellent night vision will outsmart and outsteal any Russian kleptomaniacs! Oh Yeah...
With the amount of stress the whole Planet has been through over the last day with the Polish missile incident, it's nice to see the Ukrainians are still able to have an absolute field day at the Russians' expense. Ukraine, please keep being awesome. Thank you. СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ. ЄНОТАМ СЛАВА.
Another one is the "trash panda" logo. There are t-shirts, hats and mugs that have the trash panda logo on them. Ukraine should look into using that to further humiliate russia. Slava Ukraini.
I love Ukrainian humor🤣🤣🤣 only people with soul can make us love in the midst of such tragedies as what the ruzzians are inflicting. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸
This is hilarious, I am laughing with tears, these memes are priceless put them on Ukrainians stamp, all billboards. and Flags. Those nasty Ruskys. Special Kracoon Operation to the rescue. Glory to Ukraine and all the Heroes.
🙏🇺🇦💖🥇SLAVA UKRAINI!👏🇫🇮🇨🇭 🥇💖🇺🇦 Heroic Sava🥇💖🇺🇦 Stay strong Ukrainian defenders and citizens! Ukraine victory will be a victory for the world! russian evil has no place in modern world. #StopRussia #RestrictRussianVisas #MoreSanctionsOnRussia #SupportUkraine #DonateUkraine
The California surf sound in the background? "Strangely Stupid" by the Best Ofs, released in 2015. I mean the song was released, not the Best Ofs, who may be at large and still playing!
Lmao..that is so fkn funny!! Not only is Ukraine winning the battle field they are winning the funny bone of all people around the world!! Russian military just so sub par!
Australian Ambassador to Ukraine: Apologies about the delayed shipment of combat mozzies. There was a mistake, as they were outfitted in summer uniform. This is obviously unacceptable, and we are currently negotiating with Canada in expediting the delivery of one million winter coats (see attached). By the by, when would you like the Emus?
@@esmenhamaire6398 Shh! ... But for international context: See for reference The Emu Wars. Also, the uniform mixup happened once to our armed forces in WWII, in that they were sent into a jungle with desert camo and had to re-dye it in the field.
Yeah they take that trash panda back home and they will wish they had surrendered to the Ukrainians. But I do think that 10 russians for 1raccoon is a bad trade, that trash panda is easily worth twice that many russians.
Actually, we have lots of raccoons here 🇺🇸. We can send the Russians plenty. Raccoons have hands, and there's nothing they can't take apart if they feel like it. Because raccoons are cute (if you don't know this), they're likely to hitchhike all over the place before people find this out. And then, because they're fertile, they make more raccoons.
🤣🤣 Brilliant report - I hope the racoon got a good few bites in before it ended up in the stew pot.... That's what happens when you don't feed your soldiers!
Racoon's revenge: the racoons might have rabies and kill russkies with one good chomp. IOW, if Ukrainian soldiers can't liquidate orcs, the stolen coons will.
How can anybody NOT love the Ukranian humor with such sarcasm drippin?
🦝 👍 TROLLING GOLD! 👍 🦝
@@LisaNH934 yep
I am the most human bot there are!
Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura rescuing kidnaped Ukraine racoon from Kremlin a movie script pure gold
while he drives the little train, with all the seats filled with animals
I can see that’s his next movie 😂😂😂
I heard about the Jim Carrey banning a day ago, and thought this is just more random propaganda actions by Russia. Now it all makes sense, somehow.
Banning Ace Ventura from Russia won't work: never dare our Canadian hero! But he may just communicate telepathically with the racoon to devise a plan( with other animals) to route out the Russian Army out of Ukraine 🇺🇦! Hey I can see that happening easily because like it's been said they are VERY intelligent 🧠 and just one of them has more adaptability and learning capabilities than a bunch of Russian soldiers! Raccoons are very SLY nocturnal animals that can keep a 😡 grudge until they get their sweet revenge...I had telepathic communication with the one who was grabbed by the tail and saw clearly how he was 🤬 swearing his revenge. Another miscalculation from Russia who should not have declared war on smarter creatures...They are DONE!
As long as Mike Myers gets written in to make things groovey
So . . . They don't know much about raccoons. If they did the russians would have left the enclosure empty-handed. LOL!!
The racoons are now Ukrainian national symbol ☝️😁
I thought it was Porcupines!
So funny, sadly based on truth. We all need a good laugh
Hahaha excuses excuses... Russia is rotten from the inside out. They sure last a long time in the Denial phase tho
@UATV English • Those memes are terrific. Thanks for compiling them for us.
Slava Ukraini. Heroyam Slava. 💪🇺🇦🕊🌻
Brave Raccoon. He also fought, trying to hold on to the tree branch, resisting the invader!
Raccoons are very intelligent animals.
Frankly, I believe he can take down a ruççian or two - raccoons are proven to be much more intelligent than average ruççian mercenary.
Glory to Ukraine.
Cheers from Portugal.
Just have to love the sense of humor of Ukrainian... Great sense of humor again. Glory to Ukraine. Glory to Heroes. GLory to Zelensky
I can't stop watching! I bet it took many attempts for the narrator to keep a straight face.
Ukrainians are the best memesters and trolls. Slava Ukraini. 🇺🇦
Solid Gold video!!! 🏆 sad thing is that it is all true, all the way down to stealing raccoons and children's trains.🤣
Well they did say nothing of value was left behind in Kherson.
Someone took the raccoon as a war bride.
These videos are getting better by the day. You can't compete with this I swear.
The ukrainians still have humor👍
Brilliant!!!
😂😂😂😂😂I love it. That was funny as hell, lol. Yeah, Ace Ventura Pet Detective.....lololol
Next from Russia: Man Bear Pig! 🤣
As if this couldn't even more ridiculous it does
🙏💙🔱"Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!"🔱💛🙏
🔍🦟😎🦝😎🦟🔎
Porcupines too man,it takes a crazy 🤪 🐻 bear 🐻 to attack one of these...A little bit of hairloss that quickly regrow and sure death to the bear. The pikes get deeper into the mouth and face, bear gets infected, can't eat and die of a 😰 terrible slow death ☠.
Excellent video , I know its hard to keep a sense of humer but its needed , I love the people of UKRAINE.
Hope inspecter Rocoon have his inside camera working to find the location of the missing toilet bowl from UKRAINE 😂🇹🇹❤
He's probably tracing how many trash cans RU stole.
Unbelievable. Raccoons and toy trains. The orcs really are sub human.
Wait till the Raccoon comes back driving the train.
if you can't find any more washing machines, you take racoons
Their name literally translated in Finnish is "washing bear".
Special agent RACCOON reporting from inside enemy lines: "the russian soldiers are scared, drunk, and pathetic".
Peace, Freedom, Full Reparations, and all of Ukraine's Land for Ukraine! 💙💛
Loved this. Raccoons are abundant where I live. They are feisty creatures.
Wtf?!? I have no clue what the russian mind has rattling around in there...a RACCOON!?!? This is the first time I've ever seen toilets sinks and a raccoon stolen in the field of battle. SMDH.
I'm just waiting for that scene in Golden eye where the raccoon has to shoot its way out of the archives hijack a tank and drive through the streets of Moscow to escape. "So Commander Coon how may we execute you today?"
"For Zelensky, Raccon?"
"For Mariupol"
*drops Putin out of the window*
Ukrainians have a great sense of humor...Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦!
Fact: raccoon ironicly have highest IQ when you compare that animal with Z-patriot Ruzzians.
racoons own my town - we just try to keep out of their way
Raccoon far higher up the evolutionary tree than the orcs
Big mistake to underestimate your enemy ( and grabbing one by force by the tail will make it your fierce enemy)
Those masked bandits equipped with excellent night vision will outsmart and outsteal any Russian kleptomaniacs! Oh Yeah...
This is true.
With the amount of stress the whole Planet has been through over the last day with the Polish missile incident, it's nice to see the Ukrainians are still able to have an absolute field day at the Russians' expense. Ukraine, please keep being awesome. Thank you.
СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ. ЄНОТАМ СЛАВА.
🦝🦝Врятуйте полонених бойових єнотів!
Слава Україні!
Rescue the captured war raccoons!
Glory to Ukraine!
I want this on a t-shirt.
I would be surprised if the racoon needs help. That creature is more sly than 007 and will outsmart them guaranteed!
The Russians didn't know raccoons are members of NAFO and now NAFO made it into the Kremlin
Slava Ukraine
Fantastic meme! Harharhar!🍻🤠
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 🇩🇪
Just when the world needed him the most, The Narrator returns!
😂😂😂😂😝❤️💪🏽💪🏽
Love this
Another one is the "trash panda" logo. There are t-shirts, hats and mugs that have the trash panda logo on them. Ukraine should look into using that to further humiliate russia. Slava Ukraini.
I'm waiting for the postage stamp where both the soldier and the raccoon flip off the Moscow.
✊😫 Free the raccoon!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Stealing the raccoon was the last straw! Nuke em.
I love Ukrainian humor🤣🤣🤣 only people with soul can make us love in the midst of such tragedies as what the ruzzians are inflicting. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸
💙😁💙 Slava UATV ~ Slava NAFO 💙😁💙
Ukraine humour....brilliant, God Bless you All,
Slava Ukraine
This is hilarious, I am laughing with tears, these memes are priceless put them on Ukrainians stamp, all billboards. and Flags. Those nasty Ruskys. Special Kracoon Operation to the rescue. Glory to Ukraine and all the Heroes.
They ate it.
Probably. By the end of the winter they will be eating each other because they will have no food in Crimea, just wait and see.
Vikings were famous for piliging cows.
"Never surrender, disgrace to the end"
Yea that pretty much sums up Russia right now.
🙏🇺🇦💖🥇SLAVA UKRAINI!👏🇫🇮🇨🇭
🥇💖🇺🇦 Heroic Sava🥇💖🇺🇦
Stay strong Ukrainian defenders and citizens! Ukraine victory will be a victory for the world! russian evil has no place in modern world.
#StopRussia
#RestrictRussianVisas
#MoreSanctionsOnRussia
#SupportUkraine
#DonateUkraine
We can donate raccoons. From Canada with love.
Ooh, ooh NO - me first! _Please_ take our raccoons - too many in Indiana! 😕🐾🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸
Honestly... Weaponized Racoons are NO JOKE!
Thanks for the light humor after the video that I previously watched about how little the Russian government cares for its own soldiers.
🗣️Love this humor among all the things that war brings. 🌟🌟Ukrainian's are great!! 🇺🇸🗽🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇦 🌻 💙💛 🙏
Really funny 🙂
They will regret this! Can the russians take my racoons too? -From Indiana person
Lol Fellow Hoosier here... Just asked another commenter the same question! 🐾🦝
"MOM! Mom what you doing here? Come, I take you home now!"
I love this but like hate it for the context but it’s still funny
Raccoon put up a better fight than the average russian soldier.
Luv the increasing funny Ukrainian humor there💪🏽🇺🇦👍🏽
what's next? combat covid carrier🤪
🤣 Are they stealing from zoo?
This is some shady reads (well earned mind yi)
Gave a me good laugh 🇺🇦🏴🏳️🌈
lol which mark of wash machine is most wanted by orcs?
Saving private racoon rofl! Rofl they stole racoon!!!!
Desperate for any kitchen modern tech to help them upgrade their military hardware ;)
Racoon stamps ?
Waiting for Guardians of the Galaxy meme.
The California surf sound in the background? "Strangely Stupid" by the Best Ofs, released in 2015. I mean the song was released, not the Best Ofs, who may be at large and still playing!
Lol Thank you! 👍🌊🎸
😂🤣😂🤗
Lmao..that is so fkn funny!! Not only is Ukraine winning the battle field they are winning the funny bone of all people around the world!! Russian military just so sub par!
😂😂😂
Russia is really loosing it. Insane.
You realize if the raccoons get mad and organize then RU will become the 3rd most powerful army in Ukraine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA About Mosquitos and Raccoon 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Australian Ambassador to Ukraine: Apologies about the delayed shipment of combat mozzies. There was a mistake, as they were outfitted in summer uniform. This is obviously unacceptable, and we are currently negotiating with Canada in expediting the delivery of one million winter coats (see attached). By the by, when would you like the Emus?
I'd heard you were sending a battalion of Drop Bears!
@@esmenhamaire6398 Shh!
...
But for international context: See for reference The Emu Wars. Also, the uniform mixup happened once to our armed forces in WWII, in that they were sent into a jungle with desert camo and had to re-dye it in the field.
Be good if its chipped!.lol.
Keep up your courage, relentlessness and cautiousness Ukraine. Stay strong and resilient Ukraine -- you will prevail!!! 🇺🇦💙💛🇺🇦
Yeah they take that trash panda back home and they will wish they had surrendered to the Ukrainians. But I do think that 10 russians for 1raccoon is a bad trade, that trash panda is easily worth twice that many russians.
Russia from second world army to second army in Ukraine rofl
Actually, we have lots of raccoons here 🇺🇸. We can send the Russians plenty. Raccoons have hands, and there's nothing they can't take apart if they feel like it. Because raccoons are cute (if you don't know this), they're likely to hitchhike all over the place before people find this out. And then, because they're fertile, they make more raccoons.
lmaooo love it
this is gold
Hilarious!😂😂
I used to think that satire and parody couldn't be beaten. Looks like them ruzzians have proved me wrong.
They were probably just rounding up dinner.
🤣🤣 Brilliant report - I hope the racoon got a good few bites in before it ended up in the stew pot.... That's what happens when you don't feed your soldiers!
If the Russian hung outside my house around midnight they can catch all the trash pandas they want
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Yup
that racoon is worth a whole battalion of orcs
They freed a pow!
groot will be mad
The evolutionary tree needs amending - racoons much higher up the tree than orcs.
🦝😁🦝
👍🇺🇦💛💙🙏💙💛🇺🇦👍
Слава Єноту
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They probably ate the racoon.
After raping it. After all, it's still better looking than most babushkas and has better table manners.
Забавно смотреть реакции иностранцев на русских.
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Racoon's revenge: the racoons might have rabies and kill russkies with one good chomp.
IOW, if Ukrainian soldiers can't liquidate orcs, the stolen coons will.
Russians have no access to coons because they aren't is US. Raccoons are bit different.