Gordon Wheelman let’s go. Bro just shoots the gravity gun in the opposite direction to move around. Imagine the speed running movement tricks with this
would be funny if there were multiple canon half life 2 events gman being like: "and in this timeline mr. freeman crawled his way to victory. outstanding."
Well, it did make it clear that you are not in good standing with the Combine. It's impressive that the run made it. I had my eye on the platforming in Root Canal and half of Ravenholm as huge stumbling blocks. You got through them; props (heh, getit?) for the creativity and patience. Also I appreciate that your videos are not wildly overedited; it's great that it's just very short, apt edits that don't force the joke across. You're getting better with each video at the comedic cuts; a well-timed cut off scream is the cornerstone of comedy.
Challenges like this really show Half-Life 2's superiority over today's games. If you attempted a playthrough like this in a modern game, you'd be boned.
You probably know by now, but all of the movement keys are bound to a toggleable command, meaning you can force yourself to always be going +forward, to be +left or +right, and even be stuck in a +duck if you just manually put the command into the console! Hope this helps if you do any other wild challenges like this in the future. More details below: Specifically, all of the commands that start with a + such as the above mentioned, when bound to a button send a (for example) +forward command when pressed and a -forward command when released. However if you input the +duck command in the console, pressing the crouch button won't undo it because it can't +duck when you're already +ducked, so it doesn't -duck either. I don't know if on the engine level it's adding two ducks and subtracting one or something, but I know that when you input the +command, pressing the button it's bound to does nothing. I think the use key is also a +use command, maybe you could disable using objects, lol. Or +attack2 to disable your secondary fire. Lots of other commands you could do this with.
You can enable crouching using +crouch, that's the command that is sent when you hold down crouch. When you release it, -crouch is sent, which is responsible for uncrouching, but if you use the command, it never does
@@KazyMatmangood luck on the end where you need to toss the sticky bombs on the tripods but you can use the car a lot so it isn't necessarily fucked. hl2 ep1 in my opinion the end is gonna be rough but it, with props is probably doable.
that one mfer in the friend group after someone commented on their height (leading the rebellion against an invading alien super government that has turned earth into one big dystopia was a minor overreaction)
Lol I love this video Also I hope there’s not a bunch of other comments saying this, but you can turn on forever crouch by entering “+duck” and turning it off with “-duck”
Half Life 2 but Gordon is in a wheelchair
half life decay reference?!
@@stalecheez-it1034 half life 2 but its dr keller
Gordon Wheelman let’s go. Bro just shoots the gravity gun in the opposite direction to move around. Imagine the speed running movement tricks with this
He fell of those damn hl1 ladders too many times
Half Life 2 But you play as a toddler who's just learned how to walk.
What no new games does to a community
Hi sister!
@@Sharp22CatFish hayyy
hi grandma
@@mrwow1667 uh…hey?
hello great grand child..... I am turning to dust.... good bye....
I think I speak for everyone when I say, this run was truly (with)outstanding.
I did my first playthrough without standing too! Just sat on my chair the whole time, simple!
aw man i wish i had a chair
@@mrwow1667 i wish i had a desk
@@therealjames2009 i wish i had hands
your pfp fits perfectly with your comment
would be funny if there were multiple canon half life 2 events
gman being like: "and in this timeline mr. freeman crawled his way to victory. outstanding."
"unstanding"
Maybe Gordon didn't have to stand up to the Combine
naw hes just flexing on them
Bro
Thank you for that glorious mental image of Gordon Freeman being a dwarf from Dwarf Fortress.
Half-Height 2
combine grew the earth and gordon in stasis wasnt affected
I like to think that he's not even short but everybody just accepts that he's crouching all the time
Gordon couldn't STAND the combine regime
"Yeah it's totally possible!"
*Quickly turns on Noclip and flies to the Citadel*
8:00 "here, take a look at this" *unzips*
how are you the only other person who noticed that
1:11
44:12 is absolutely one of if not the most impressive energy ball shots i've ever seen
No, really wtf???
gordon is a highly trained professional
1:28
,,Gordon escaped from Black Mesa with only a crowbar while crouching''
Half-Ling 2
30:59
Citizen: Cover me while I reload!!
Gordon: W A T E R M E L O N
Half Life if Gordon pissed Gman off so much during stasis that he got his shins broken
Every ravine can be crossed, every mountain can be climbed, every sun is leaking
Well, it did make it clear that you are not in good standing with the Combine.
It's impressive that the run made it. I had my eye on the platforming in Root Canal and half of Ravenholm as huge stumbling blocks. You got through them; props (heh, getit?) for the creativity and patience.
Also I appreciate that your videos are not wildly overedited; it's great that it's just very short, apt edits that don't force the joke across. You're getting better with each video at the comedic cuts; a well-timed cut off scream is the cornerstone of comedy.
I love perfectly cut screams
Half-life 2 but 100% more physics puzzles
5,11 mode activated -hev suit
It's funny how a Rusty barrel that is indestructible, for some unknown reason widespreaded on Earth, becames the main character of this story.
Short answer : yeah
I somehow NEVER noticed Breen trips on the gravity gun at the end that's hilarious
The 5'9 man in a 6'0 place can make all the difference.
As someone nearly 2 meters tall, I just assume this is how it feels to be a short man.
Challenges like this really show Half-Life 2's superiority over today's games. If you attempted a playthrough like this in a modern game, you'd be boned.
Yeah, I've been trying to think what other games you can do this with and the list is quite small. Maybe Skyrim or something idk
+duck in console to toggle crouch...
literally im 0:20 in and i just cant
yet it probably took you longer than that to type, so you can't, but you did
More like the ultimate test of patience
That Dr. Coomer line killed me
watching this so the ad rev hopefully can pay for your pinky surgery
Thanks mate
A small man in a big place can make all the difference in a playthrough...
32:06 To quote Cameron Mitchell, CLOSE THE FUCKING DOORS!!!
genuinely laughed out loud at several points already and we're not even out of Ravenholm, you've earned a sub
Thanks for the support!
Half-life if Gordon was 5 foot 11 and 7/8ths of an inch
Quick note:
When you have companions annoying you in "Follow Freeman" you can use the C key to make them go stand somewhere else.
“Companions?” That’s a funny thing to call human sacrifices
6:30 "go pick on somebody your own size"
materess ceiling
Gordon Freeman, But he's Just a Lil guy.
6:03 It's a grenade! *combine death sound effect*
The 5ft11 life experience.
True!
You probably know by now, but all of the movement keys are bound to a toggleable command, meaning you can force yourself to always be going +forward, to be +left or +right, and even be stuck in a +duck if you just manually put the command into the console! Hope this helps if you do any other wild challenges like this in the future.
More details below:
Specifically, all of the commands that start with a + such as the above mentioned, when bound to a button send a (for example) +forward command when pressed and a -forward command when released. However if you input the +duck command in the console, pressing the crouch button won't undo it because it can't +duck when you're already +ducked, so it doesn't -duck either. I don't know if on the engine level it's adding two ducks and subtracting one or something, but I know that when you input the +command, pressing the button it's bound to does nothing. I think the use key is also a +use command, maybe you could disable using objects, lol. Or +attack2 to disable your secondary fire. Lots of other commands you could do this with.
Yeah I learned about the duck command but I've never heard of the other ones. That's so cool!
10:20 "Thanks mate" made me choke on my drink.
6:10 HAHAHAHA epic trow
Props to the dedication I mean I would rage quit after about 5 minutes with this playthrough
Also this video was just really funny
30:49 - 30:58 This is too gorram hilarious. I started tearing up from laughter 🤣
I couldn't resist. I had to clip this glorious moment ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkxX4RKwM0KRhSdYOChMzfefETxIdXICPD1?si=Q7vwgz7o13_IxOwJ
25:25 door stuck! door stuck!
Half life but gordon freeman is the average 5'4 dude. great video
extremly underatted channel
Why thank you!
This dude got so lucky with the amount of glitches in this run
23:31 I don't know why, but because of the lack of camera bobbing, I was visualizing Gordon slowly floating along the way and that made me laugh.
hl2 but you play as gnome chompski
you can "toggle" the action with a macro. Just simulate the key being pressed down, that way you don't have to physically hold it
All the time you couldve opened console and written "+duck" -_-
9:40 thanks man 👍
Never thought props could give me so much anxiety.
39:32 HOLY CR@P you are a god
That one uneployed homie on a tuesday
8:34 bro did a Flip
You confuse me Gordon…
34:00 LOOK, BARNEY SHORT TO!!!
You did an withoutstanding job
You can enable crouching using +crouch, that's the command that is sent when you hold down crouch. When you release it, -crouch is sent, which is responsible for uncrouching, but if you use the command, it never does
I don’t think the editing in this video is appreciated enough, I love the pacing.
Thanks, I try!
Half Life 2 Notwithstanding
“Okay my turn”
Lmao that got me
Head crab gaming
this is fr underrated. i cant believe u only have 3000 subs, you deserve a lot more. Especially with the ahrd work you put into this!
Gordon was not the real slim shady, therefore, he never stood up.
36:16 I hear opposing force
Yeah I used some of the OF soundtrack.
Hey man i saw you dint post for a while now im happy you're still posting
AR2 sounds like a complete beast in 3x speed. Makes me want to make an AR2-Vulcan mod
quarter life
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Thanks, that answers my question on whether it's possible to beat hl2 while crouching. I wonder if it's possible with Episodes.
They are also on my list
@@KazyMatmangood luck on the end where you need to toss the sticky bombs on the tripods but you can use the car a lot so it isn't necessarily fucked. hl2 ep1 in my opinion the end is gonna be rough but it, with props is probably doable.
You know if you bunnyhop you can go walking speed
I'm not good at bunny hopping though lol
"Get yourself a crowbar, man!"
I understood that reference.
Gordon Freeman if he was 5’9
28:11 yay hlvrai yay!!!!
Gordon smallman
Short lesbian. I love Gordon.
0:19 bind ctrl toggle_duck
just watched your hl2e1 without standing video and you figured it out there, disregard this
+duck
Man, how do you only have 3,45K subs???
The end is golden! I could say it was gold source!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO USES CROWBARS AGAINST MANHACKS?! IT LITERALLY 2 HITS THEM! 6:29
More commentary would be great, besides that awesome content :-)
I always thought Gordon could sprint while crouching
Gordon but he’s in a wheelchair and can jump
that one mfer in the friend group after someone commented on their height (leading the rebellion against an invading alien super government that has turned earth into one big dystopia was a minor overreaction)
Gordon, I didn't know you were 5'8
I cracked on levitating Barney moment
Lol I love this video
Also I hope there’s not a bunch of other comments saying this, but you can turn on forever crouch by entering “+duck” and turning it off with “-duck”
Yeah, that command was really useful in the other games
@@KazyMatman oh Sorry i didn’t know that didn’t work, haven’t played hl2 in a while.
@@oliverbertrandWhy do you think it didn't work? Kazy meant that the +duck command helped him to get through the episodes and portal 1 and 2.
whatever key u were using to crouch, that poor finger must be aching like hell. not to mention the button itself...
The +duck console command stares at you.
Underrated. Get this lad more subs!
Ah yes, Short-Life 2
half-height 2
The +duck command would keep you ducked without pressing the key
Should have named the video "Can you beat Half Life 2 as a Dwarf?"
AMAAZING CONTENT!!!
Thanks!
Someone mod in a “Beat game without standing up” achievement so I have something new to do in this game.
whats the music used at 40:40?
It's from Half Life Opposing Force.