“Lions aren’t scared to walk alone” they’re one of the only big cat group that hunt in groups called “prides”. So not only is it cringe, it’s just wrong
what’s with incels’ weird obsession with lions… lions have homosexual sex for socialization, maybe that’s something those guys might actually want to try
I love how they say "women don't go for short guys" and "you have to get jacked to get laid" meanwhile their idol Cillian Murphy is like a 5'7'' twink of a man and women actually do go wild for him
Also the Sigmas using the American Psycho movie edits when the movie is about someone that has 0 personality other than being a lawyer and the second somebody is better than him he explodes
Yep, male lions pretty much only have to worry about other male lions(aka sons and siblings) wanting to take the role of banging their moms, sisters, and daughters. Its actually pretty telling.
I really want to know what they journal about? Like what does the journal of someone that emotionally constipated and utterly ridiculous read like? What on earth do they write about? Their workouts? How much they hate women?
This was a really great video, the pacing was great, Bryce never fails to get a laugh out of me and Missy is always in her element. Thanks for the content
3:21 its not a quote its a song lyric💀💀 It's called 1000 trees by the Stereophonics, and while yes the song is about overcoming yourself and moving on its not about being an alpha lmao
I just discovered your channel and have watched multiple of your videos the past few days. You are absolutely hilarious and these couple cringe videos have me cracking up.
14:18 actually once a male lion is kicked out of his pride they end up living a pretty dangerous nomadic lifestyle. One in two male lions dies within one year of being born. Most common cause of death is infanticide through other adult male lions (that aren’t their father or uncle). If they make it past that they get kicked out of the pride at age 3 (sexual maturity) most don’t make it to age 10, again usually due to getting killed by other male lions. During this nomadic period they roam within other pride’s territories and wait to take over a pride from an older weak male. Sometimes they form coalitions with other pride-less male lions.
Lions are pack animals 😭😭😭 (Also I’m pretty sure the women lead the pride, sooo 😳😳😳) It’s like saying; “A tiger always needs their buddies to rely on 🐅🐅🗿🗿🗿“
The NO VAPING OR SMOKING feels like a Mum who saw their son's notebook and added it in to keep her baby safe 😂
Literally 😂
I mean there's way too many people trying to find out how to become alpha, might as well keep them safe
“Lions aren’t scared to walk alone” they’re one of the only big cat group that hunt in groups called “prides”. So not only is it cringe, it’s just wrong
And plus-- the females are the ones that hunt and the males just sit around and be pretty (/j)
Even the young males that dont yet have a pride of girlbosses will sometimes team up and be a gay little troop :-3
They also are matriarchal lolll
Walking alone is dangerous, because they risk getting ganged up on by hyenas.
I dare them to walk alone in a Latin American country at night
what’s with incels’ weird obsession with lions… lions have homosexual sex for socialization, maybe that’s something those guys might actually want to try
It's the King of the jungle mythos
It's because lions are polygamous. Wolves are monogamous so incels don't like them anymore
They do low key, that’s why they hate women. Too ashamed to live in their truth so they make up excuses for why women aren’t good enough
Lionesses are also more aggressive than lions, so maybe they just want a dommy mommy?
@@mystiquedarkholm3818 Secretly I kind of think that's exactly what they need, yeah.
“What I’ve been through could KILL you.”
Brennan….your mom took your PS5 away for the weekend. You’re fine.
😂😂😂
I love how they say "women don't go for short guys" and "you have to get jacked to get laid" meanwhile their idol Cillian Murphy is like a 5'7'' twink of a man and women actually do go wild for him
He also respects women. He’d roll his eyes at Alpha Males 😂
I'm 5'5 and have kids with three different women
@@dragonslaya16 we do not care
he IS HOTTT . no matter how old he gets his calm energy maintains his hotness . and yes i am one of those women youre talking about
@@thewizard555 I first saw him in Batman begins. DAAAAYM!
This is just men getting in their Tumblr phase
This is the best comment 😂
i really hate how they ALWAYS use the peaky blinders in their edits like the whole show isn’t about a man destroying himself and his family 😭😭
These are the same guys who model themselves after Tyler Durden, Cartman, and Rick Sanchez. It's the opposite of media literacy.
@@GiggaGMikeE those mfs made me think fight club was some sigma male jack off fest for YEARS when in reality it was actually a good film 😭
Also the Sigmas using the American Psycho movie edits when the movie is about someone that has 0 personality other than being a lawyer and the second somebody is better than him he explodes
Peaky Blinders, The Godfather, American Psycho and Fight Club are cursed by men without media literacy and obsessed with images of power
@@Laloquitadelcentr0-xdDoesn't Patrick Bateman work in finance?
Am I the only one annoyed at the “Lions don’t roar after a kill” quote. Mostly because a lot of the hunting in a pride is done by the females
Yep. Male lions are kinda just lazy assholes. I think there was even a case were the ladies of the pride got sick of his shit and ganged up on him.
Yep, male lions pretty much only have to worry about other male lions(aka sons and siblings) wanting to take the role of banging their moms, sisters, and daughters. Its actually pretty telling.
not only do male lions not roar after a kill, THEY DONT HUNT AT ALL 🗣️💥🔊💯🧠🦾
The dude in that background at 6:10 trying to look badass while being unable to close a door is peak alpha
Alphas journal and dont close doors 🥴
“The taliban don’t wanna see me once I’ve been journaling” I’m cackling
I really want to know what they journal about? Like what does the journal of someone that emotionally constipated and utterly ridiculous read like? What on earth do they write about? Their workouts? How much they hate women?
“Emotionally constipated” 😂😂😂
Same thing always. Excusing their infantile narcissism with toxicity, sometimes masked as self-improvement.
They journal abt wanting to fap 😂😂😂
Posting here to let everyone know I’m forklift certified 💪
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How YOU doin'?
*eyebrow waggle*
13:49 for raging misogynists, alpha dudes really love their lions, a species which is dominated by its female population...
oh my jesus uzbekistan's got talent you guys i can't
Probably one of my favorite jokes my husband told me lol
"The Lion never fears to walk alone."
Yes. Lions famously don't hunt in groups.
💀💀💀💀 also lions famously journal and dont fap lol
Lol female lions at thar!
I can't with the "you go gym now"
The spaghetti quote and the video to go along were gold!
Imma start using that 🤣👌🏾
Not the pentatonics shade 😂😂😂
“I’m a dangerous person when pissed off”
Timmy you cried at the supermarket because mom didn’t buy you more Vbucks
I could easily see these quotes in a 17 magazine from 2004
This was a really great video, the pacing was great, Bryce never fails to get a laugh out of me and Missy is always in her element. Thanks for the content
I have hemorrhoids now. Thanks guys 😂
Thank u for your service 🫡
You missed the second rule of alphas! 15:03
the matty smokes reference oh my GOD you're right
I’ve watched your content on Instagram for awhile so I had to check this out!! You guys made me laugh a lot, looking forward to watching more 💗
Thank u so much for watching me on both platforms!! It means so much to me
'Alpha' posts make English teachers and Baby Jesus cry.
3:21 its not a quote its a song lyric💀💀
It's called 1000 trees by the Stereophonics, and while yes the song is about overcoming yourself and moving on its not about being an alpha lmao
I just discovered your channel and have watched multiple of your videos the past few days. You are absolutely hilarious and these couple cringe videos have me cracking up.
Y'all are hilarious
TYSM😊
The howl at the end 😭🐺
What I love is there's always a knight or clip of peaky blinder in the background
The dance at 11:40 took me out. You too are so funny and so cute together. Love to see you both making each other laugh
These videos are incredible 😭 thank you for coming to UA-cam!!
WHY’S HE JOURNALING I SWEAR THESE MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF😭
1:45 I haven't watched it in a while but I am almost certain this is from Mean Girls lmao /j
11:18 No!! Same! A lot of guys on tinder also have forklift certified in their bios! 😂 Is that supposed to be attractive?! 😂🤣
AAAA are yall from wisconsin! because yes about the bucks game driving LMFAO
Circa 5:50 made me cry with laughter- The Avatar joke was on POINT.
How are you not in the 100K’s AT LEAST???
SO GLAD I FOUND YOUR CHANNELLLLL
Oh God, not the cardboard door ☠️
The fact that there are so many ppl with this car and they always are the worst drivers lol
I love you two lol couple goals. Hilarious as always.
I actually love your youtube channel. you’re so funny
That ending was a masterpiece of film.
14:18 actually once a male lion is kicked out of his pride they end up living a pretty dangerous nomadic lifestyle. One in two male lions dies within one year of being born. Most common cause of death is infanticide through other adult male lions (that aren’t their father or uncle). If they make it past that they get kicked out of the pride at age 3 (sexual maturity) most don’t make it to age 10, again usually due to getting killed by other male lions. During this nomadic period they roam within other pride’s territories and wait to take over a pride from an older weak male. Sometimes they form coalitions with other pride-less male lions.
Ok I am a Leo and I am scared to walking alone
Just found your channel and you guys make me laugh so hard 😂😂
i've laughed so hard so many times through the whole vid
You know spaghetti is done when it’s soft. Stay soft boys 😭😭😭
As someone from Uzbekistan, I feel deeply offended, those alpha males gave their best 😪/j
that car with no door driving through the third ward brought back some memories
Laughed so hard through out this video that I developed abs rivalling those of the alpha males 😂
Yall r so funny I cant 😭
I laughed so hard I’m coughing right now help😭
11:41 i made myself laugh thinking "a mental breakdown and a personality disorder. Im an Alpha"
These videos deserve so many more views!
5:20 ive been on a edging streak for 3 months and now i rule the world🥶🥶🥶
Bryce is like the Walmart version of Stephen form tell me lies
Pennies only have one face 😭😭😭
OH MY GOD THEY USED PRICE FOR THIS SHIT IM GOING TO CRY 😭😭😭😭
5:35 is just Stefan Salvatore.
3:50 HORIZON SPOTTED
Lions are pack animals 😭😭😭
(Also I’m pretty sure the women lead the pride, sooo 😳😳😳)
It’s like saying; “A tiger always needs their buddies to rely on 🐅🐅🗿🗿🗿“
BBBHAHAHAHAHA y’all are so funny 😭
4:53 HELP I THOUGHT IT SAID FISTING
The mitochondria is the powerhouse the cell so be the mitochondria and make your girl be the cell #w quotes
You guys are sooooo funny
Don’t come for Gatorade tho
leeve alone the multimillion dollar company!!¡¡1!!!¡! >:-(((
@@TomMinnow it tastes good and it keeps my electrolytes up
Cry laughing omg
3:43 wait…that’s how you pronounce that?…
Are y'all from wiscansin
a alpha dont manipulate peoble
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lol; no fap = save the world
9:04 price as the background💀