my parents' story in the 1990s (ft. my mum)
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GOOD EVENING AXOLOTS how are you all doing this fine morning, glad your day was terrible anyways, I have come out of the dark woods to bring you your once in a blue moon meal, you are welcome. This one showcases my parents and how they met because I thought it was really interesting when my mum showed it to me B) it's also cool to see how different cultures go with the wedding stuff yeehaw hawyee
hopefully you guys can read because it's 80% in #subtitles but listen here fella I tried to dub over everything myself and the result was an even more Walmart version of the squid game English dubs, and I don't think any of us would like to see that arrive in the light of DAY
with that being said, I just wanted to leave this here as a lil tribute to my parents. hope u all have a swell one anD I PROMISE THERE WILL BE MORE CONSISTENT UPLOADS SOON TRUST ME BRO
-falguini swag
Apparently the most romantic thing my mum did for my dad was illegally record his favourite love song on a cassette tape 😞❤️ #crime
😭❤️
yes #crime..
LOVE U 👑
#Crime
Another day , Another Slayy , Period .
Now we know where Faline got her phonkyness & bravery . 🤣
We luv risky moms' 😌
Edit : TYSM for 164 likes everyone 🥺
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Edit 3: TYSM for 213 likes (for no reason) (〒﹏〒)
Yes #crime 😭
Lol
falines parents story is like a movie and her dad was the *protagonist* lmaoo
Yeah ☺️ kleeeeeeeee 💣🍀💥
Oh yeah KLEE!!
So true klee
Yeah like a cdrama
@@lifeandliving4215 malasyadrama, mdrama? DRAMALASYA!
falines mom is the side character that everybody loves
Agreed
frrr
indeed
She is
Yup
"if any of you call my dad a dilf i will start crying" omg the fact that the thought of the possibility of that happening even crossed her mind just goes to show how weird humans can be 😭
It's a reasonable fear tbh
He's a dilf tho
@@theotherside5818 why'd you make faline cry 😭😭😭
blushi actually u are pretty weird
but he kinda is-
“If a boy isn’t bad, the girls heart will not be had” - Faline San’s mum, 2022
(You're getting a reply 1 year later!) I agree.
@@1233006neetu you are getting a reply 2 months later!
Yes, the girls hearts are, in fact, not had
3rd reply 2 years laterrr😭
I once found love letters written by my dad to my mother while he was in the army. In one letter he wrote „sorry for any grammatical errors my love, you know I’m dumb and illiterate”. So yeah, my dad was a himbo 30 years ago lmao
Ppl back then are romantic asf 💀
@@soscili5126 right no one puts effort anymore 😂
@@starrailsunday yeah they just gift their girlfriends/boyfriends nitro.
LMAOOO your mom still married him tho so seems like your dad won in the end
@@bhavs398 indeed, he was dumb but handsome and kind. (Same)
I can relate to this. My parent wrote poems and shit during their wedding. They were living the Romeo and Juliet life 💀
omg same my dad used to write poems to my mom
my parents met on the 'net
Wow
hey thats xiao isnt it
@@mmukulkhedekar4752 genshin player?
Recently I went to my grandmas house and we looked through the black and white albums. We found a picture of my grandma and grandpa when they were young and behind my grandmas pic, she wrote a love letter to my grandpa. It’s still intact to this day lol
That's quite romantic ❣️
My grandparents are like siblings except the love is nonexistent
My dad tried to kill my mom..... She wasn't allowed to use pads on her period
My grandparents are also like that. Nowadays, it's very rare for people to be that earnest. Have we lost something along the way?
@A H yo what they say
I like how every picture faline's mom looks like a normal chill person while her father looks like he is from some yakuza school anime and is the protag.
I wheezed while reading your comment
DEAD
I like how her mother is amused by faline San's ability to read
🦚
well chinese isnt easy...
Fr😂😂
@@user-sc3oh1bw4z like srsly Chinese is my first language but i can barely read and write Chinese :D
@@ran8167 and not to mention.. the letters were handwritten.. 🙃
Faline' s dad looked like a straight up Chad and her mom is the sweet side character we all like
Yeah, he literally looks like an Asian version of a Chad
@@TotallyAHuman what do you mean, he is THE chad
@@rennosance oh I got it to 69-
@@koh4682 It’s still 69 right now. Finally I gained hope in humanity.
Bro, is this some type of anime plot?? I'm all for it.
“This isn’t the usual content I make”
Relax Faline, nothing usual is ever expected of your videos
Edit: I indeed declare this video unusual, unusually wholesome
Fr
You building thing
Agreed 💯
vlogs, kool aid, drawing, squib game, omegle,
theres no "usual" content here
man u removed the heart by editing it
I sorta grew up in a broken family, where both my parents were emotionally unavailable and we would never talk about any emotional stuff. I always wanted to talk to my mother like you in this video but I never could, and watching this video really warmed my heart. Thank you! Lots of love!
same
I'm so sorry man...
same but i cant also talk because they had arrange marriage like- ok
Same bruh that's why I enjoyed this video soo much
This video is essentially everything I wanna do with my mum and dad, but sadly will never do
Words can’t describe how wholesome this is 🥺🥺
ooh jelly jess
Hi jess
*J-jess?*
Me scrolling through the comments
Jelly Jesss?!?!
Jess u watch faline-?
Suprising seeing an Asian mom who didn't say how she used climb uphill from both side, fight the tiger, swim 10 km, go through fire to reach school and still had better marks than her child
But this is a love story so why would there be that…
And she did state that her grades were trash
@@smolbeing43 i like how shes honest with her terrible grades
@@ryozuko yeah
She knows how to help Faline with all her problems and thats pretty big itself
Not asian but thats literally my southern mom lmfao, me and my chinese friend like to joke about how theyre more similar than different
This is a lot more wholesome than when I read my parents letters.
My dad: I'm having a cigarette and thinking of you
Me as my mom rips the letter from my hand and I'm picturing my absolute teddy bear of a father: hE smOKeD???
Apparently my mom forced him to quit when they decided to have kids, so thanks mom, you a real one
“I’m having a cigarette and thinking about you”
*Romantic.*
Then there’s my dad: kids? That’s not gonna stop me!
He never smoked in front of my mom but sometimes when she left the house I could smell it from my bedroom window. Luckily they stopped for good but that only happened when I was eleven
my mom did the same lmao
apperantly dad promised that he will stop smoking once they get married but it took him like 5 YEARS to actually be done with it
@@Unknown19829 I know this is a jest, but I'd just like to mention that he was setting a SCENE. I cut out most of it, but it was more like, "its 5pm, and after finding myself having got off of work, I lean against my car watching the sun disappear whilst I'm having a cigarette and thinking of you." Like, it was poetry first, he's got shit figured out, playing the bad guy archetype even though he has literally written me the most heartwarming song about my anxiety, so yknow, he's a storyteller first and foremost
@@allegedlee ohh
Faline's dad looks like the protagonist of a delinquent manga.
Right??
Almost every asian male who was in his teen in 80s looked like either a protagonist of delinquent manga or a serious nerd who would invent some shit
Yup
@@vaibhavchauhan681 Bro u literally describe my dad
@@vaibhavchauhan681 lol I remember my dad wearing black sunglasses and wearing a hat 🤯
Faline’s dad calculating wedding dinner fees are me calculating my primogems as a low spender on a daily basis lmfao
Literally me😭 i spent all my primogems then i got keqing lol i love her tho
THIS COMMENT
LMAOO F2P PAIN 😭😔😔✊✊
Update: me and my cousins co op and suddenly they both have diluc and jean now💀
Get your "we lost the 50/50" ticket here
LMFAO HELP MY PRIMOS ARE NONEXISTENT
Omf
Her father doing math in his love letters is SENDING MEEEE
It's the asian way
“Enough for wedding dinner…no honeymoon, agree?” THIS HAS ME WHEEZING THE WAY HE SAID IT
your father's love letters flexing about finances and boiling eggs have me wheezing
Same especially the "yeah!!" Part
It's SO Asian
Damn.
420th like 😤😤
The Asian male urge to flex how much money you saved
“can you read??”
**looks at paper**
“oh wow you can read”
- mother san 2022
i can already tell this will be great
Ikr I knew it was gonna be a good one as always after watching the first 5 seconds hehe
@Tigrezz Artz me too
Probably because it was in traditional Chinese lol
hahah she probably thought his handwriting was so bad that it would be illegible (given how many times she said his handwriting is terrible)
😭😭
Faline’s mom is 100% the best wholesome supporting character
As long as not anime supporting character
She is the Inko Midoriya of the FSCU (Faline San Cinematic Universe)
THIS VIDEO IS SO WHOLESOME AND THE WAY HER MOM SO COMFORTABLE WITH HER
my brown parents could never 💀
Same but my dad makes up stories to make their love life intresting while they had arrange marriage 🤣🤣🤣
@@musiclearner6799 lmfao
my brown parents were in an arranged marriage so they've never loved each other 💀💀
@@ab-wd5lb yeah same
The last part is painfully true.
Faline: * thinking her mom would be romantic *
Her mom: * writes 3 letters complaining *
"He was really thin, after our marriage, triple size" THAT HAD ME DEAD
Edit: o- theres so many likes wtf 0-0
4:51 for anyone that’s wondering
It's a universal experience
Same as my dad, before he married he was reallllyyyyyyyy slim and tall but after married, he look like colossal titan but chubbier. 😌
Same with me, my dad was pretty thin but after I was born he ceased to exist
@@muhdnoor09 sameee
Falines mom is as funny as her daughter omg
Her mom is greattt
“gangster” and “bad boy” are the exact words my mum uses whenever she tells my sister and i the story of her and my dad meeting.
It must be the generations type 👀
@@jupiterdai i think it might just be a malaysian thing LMAO-
I remember my dad once said he was in a gang when he was younger and I honestly have no idea how true that was
@@ashikjaman1940 My dad told me the same thing. I didn't know how true it was until a couple months ago. It was true. He showed me pictures and stuff. It was weird...
my uncle was in a gang but when he moved to the US 😭
It's nice seeing people be able to talk about dating with their parents. Mine would throw a whole ass fit :(
same :'''
Lemme guess , you're Indian.
Mine expresses utter disgust at the idea of dating. Tbh I'm not surprised my parents have a bad relationship. "Dating, dating, you are so rude. There is only marrige, no dating dating" -the exact words my mom used
@@falcoperegrinus3712 You are right , I bet your parents don't even know anything about each other , they're just in a relationship filled with compromises because their parents just married these two strangers because of their own entertainment and boredom , my parents are also the same and my parents are the only ones who give me inspiration to never get married.
@@shreyashreekumar9777 my mom married cause my grandma wanted her to, my dad did cause no one wanted to marry him. Now me and my two younger siblings exist, growing up listening to screaming matches which are now thankfully silenced by distance
I love how faline and faline's mother are just chatting like old school besties 💀✨
Yea me and my mum could never lmao
BASICALLY--
FALINE'S DAD-- BAD BOI, VOLLEYBALL PLAYER,HANDSOME,GOOD WITH CHILDREN, LIVED IN AMERICA
FALINE'S MOM- INNOCENCE GIRL,
LIKES BAD BOYSS, CUTIE..
GOSH THEIR STORY CAN BE A C-DRAMA..AND I WILL LOVE WATCHING IT...
Dang I would legit pay for that
K Drama*
@@thosandsouls6576 their chinese so it would make more sense as a c drama
@@shaikhislam2954 yessir
and their progeny....what a wholesome family
Falines dad: romantic love letters
Falines mother:
WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET ON OUR DATES ????
I think Faline's dad likes honest women.
It's literally the old version of girls being mad when they receive "wyd" texts
Lol I actually kind of have a soft spot for quieter boys... Probably because I, too, am very quiet.
@@NighttimeDaydreams same lol
Faline's parents story is the most romantic than the wattpad romance stories that i read
HHAHAHAHAH LMAO
frrrr LMAO!
Not a high bar to be fair
Frrrrrrr
"I boiled a egg, much better than you did"
I find it so wholesome that when Faline’s dad was in America he was doing everything to save enough money to marry her mom🥺 that’s so sweet to me!!
The fact that her dad’s letters to her mom were so romantic and filled with love meanwhile my parents were literal trolls sending sexual jokes to each other all the time 😂 they still joke about it
faline San's father knows how to pose more for photos than the young people on the internet today 😂
i wanna like this comment but u're at 69 soo
@@avee-x8l I ruined the 69 likes anyways, you may like now
😔🥰
@@avee-x8l its 699 rn
Edit: 1 second later.... its 700
It’s me, I’m “young people who can’t pose” 😔
Can we talk about how classy and timeless Falines moms wedding dress/dinner dresses are??
hehe that's what Malaysian chinese brides usually wear on their wedding day :).
The fact that your dad would do his best to save the money for the wedding is so wholesome
Yes, it’s adorableeee ❤️
can we just take a second and admit that faline's sponsership ads are actually quite entertaining? like i actually watch it instead of skipping to after the ad
Wait it was a sponsorship 👁👄👁 explains a lot, actually
As someone who understands chinese, this is 1000x funnier without the subtitles
lucky you 😞
Same lmao
Faline's mom discovering Faline can read is so wholesome for some reason lmao...
I thought the same, but also HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW that your kid can read? But maybe she just meant 'You can read Chinese!?'
And then somebody else pointed out that Faline's Mom always says that Faline's Dad's handwriting is terrible. So it turns into 'HOW can you read his chicken-scratch? I can't read that, I have no idea what he was saying!' lol
@@jamescurfman3284 I know what she meant, it's just a joke lol
@@jamescurfman3284 my guess is faline parent wrote in Traditional Chinese but the younger generation mainly learn simplify chinese, which is why her mom didnt think she can read
@@OmiKnight98 Sounds legit. :)
@@jamescurfman3284 As a Chinese, the handwriting in the letter was actually pretty good. I guess maybe dad was attempting to write properly for mum
This is literally all the things our Malaysian parents in 1980s did
frrr XD
Couldn't relate my parents is 1960 and I'm 16
Can’t relate I’m English lol
its the same thing with singaporian and most south east asian parents
@@slog9 yep could agree
falines mother is like mine when i confront her about something embarrassing
dude you have 2 popular comments with many likes how do you do this (i liked both but still)
dude you have 2 popular comments with many likes how do you do this (i didn't like both, so yeah)
idk, i guess i just commented something relatable/funny?.. edit: spelling ;-;
@@cinnamokittens dwww klee
The way he sent romantic letters about how much he missed her and she gave him a bunch complaining that he was too quiet really hits close to home. This is a truly lovely and wholesome video ❤️
Their trope is like “Scary on the outside but nice on the inside” and “just nice in general” 😭😭💗💗
“Won’t sound as bad in English”. I’m failing Chinese but I can still die laughing.
LMAO SAME 😭
SAME LMMAO
The Kokichi in your pfp is so cute
@@oven5146 Tq :D
I came here faster hearing her reading her parent's 1980's stories
Same sis
This took me a good 5 times over reading to understand, my brain just doesn’t work
@@shoemannclara yes i also tried to process my own words even though i wrote that, my fingers are like usain bolt in typing so i didnt even read through it lol
I think you should add some additional words because your sentence is incomplete and I hate a migraine trying to read that because it's 1:34 am rn.
Same
my dad passed away 4 years ago yesterday and my mom told my sister and I her and my dad's story. my mom grew up in a city but her parents were from a small town, and she was visiting her hometown during university for break, and dropped by at her friend's house. my mom and her friend heard loud music coming from one of her neighbor's houses and they played rock paper scissors to see who would have to go over and tell them to quiet down. my mom lost and went to visit the neighbor and lo and behold, it was my father. my dad apparently "very sweetly" apologized. my mom didn't like him at first but he kept pining after her (apparently he even threatened to jump off of a wall for her 😭) my mom eventually caved and agreed to a date and they immediately clicked. 5 years later they got married and had my sister. 3 years after that they had me. they hit a lot of rough patches but they worked it out in the end. my dad unfortunately was diagnosed with stage 4 leukemia. my mom always said losing in rock paper scissors was tge best thing that ever happened to her lol
wait this is so sweet 😭
I wish you all the best ❤️
this is so cute...my parents never tell me how they met lol 😭
This is so sweet (♡˙︶˙♡)
Aaaww stories like these warm my heart. I wish you happiness for you and your family.
im so sorry for your loss, hope your mum is doing better and wish your family the best of wishes
Falines utter disgust after basically being called "illiterate" from her mother is everything.
“There are some things you have to openly talk about. You have to talk about bad things too. Sometimes not talking about it is a big problem.” - Mom San
mom san hehe
I like how Faline's video are literally so funny and chill at the same time 😭💀💜
She funfun
This is the only youtube channel that makes me laugh out loud
Dad in the first letters: "it's been 28 hours since the last time I see you😞"
Dad in the last: "Im saving 3.30 usd per day. Are you getting fat??"
I retract my words, Dad is the best character now
*calculates wedding dinner costs* no honeymoon okay
Timestamp?
falines mom saying 'wow you can read' made my whole mf week 🤣
Her parents are literally the "sweet girl and the boy with the angry face" trope
Their lovestory would be a hit, imagine a scene where the dad gets THREE complaint letter about him being quiet even though the mother explained that he's the active one
Your parents are goals honestly. Their sweet and chaotic love story, their relationship with their daughter 😭you can really tell that they’re still in so much love and it’s so nice of your mom to sit with us to show us everything 💕💕
This is like archaeology mixed with juvenile gossiping-
Ngl we need a dramatic reading of falines parents love letters cause they encapsulate why faline is so chaotic with such chaotic badassery parents
apparantly my dad heard a rumour about a **thick** woman living in the apartments so he dressed up to go see if the rumours were right and then he knocked on my moms door and said, "I'm looking for the owner of the apartments, does he live here?" or something along those lines and well since my mom had a roomate she asked her where the owner lived but while doing so she turned around and ig my dad checked her out or something and was like, "She's the one. So beautiful" and now they are married and have 4 children :D
btw his statement about looking for the owner was a mere excuse to see my mom 😭
@@kkarelyy awww
The Asian mom vibes are immaculate for anyone that doesn't know this is how gossiping or storytellings with mom goes her casually folding clothes,uncontrollable laughter, couple jabs at you here and there all together fun times.
This was more interesting to watch than 90% of american romance movies lmao
faline u never fail to make us laugh, ur broken humour is always a treasure to us
Trueeeee
this video is peak asian mom vibes she was folding clothes while doing the interview it reminds me of me and my mom we always gossip while folding clothes together hahaha. Also I love the letters part I laughed so much I cried the financial marriage report got me good lmao
Their story is actually like a romantic Kdrama where the couple struggle a lot but end up together with a VERY HAPPY ENDING. 😭
this is much cooler than my parents’ first meeting - when my mum first met my dad he was in his underwear, drunk, dancing on a bar table
Must be an interesting story though
Seems like an interesting story,... mind sharing?
wtf thats a pretty cool first meeting
@@prati73 honestly there’s no story my dad was my mum’s friend’s brother and they didn’t even start dating until years after fkkddjd
low key same, mine first met at a work christmas party and my dad was drunk dancing and doesn't have any memory of it 💀
Asian parents from the 80’s have such similar love stories lol! My parents did the same with letters and little gifts when one of them was studying abroad. So cute!
My parents did too!! My dad was in Thailand while my mum was in Singapore. They still keep most of their letters to each other, it really is the cutest thing.
@@Edible_Kittens
God I feel even lonelier reading these comments about love 😔
calculating the weekly food bill in a love letter is the most asian thing i've ever seen
p.s. faline, both of your parents are so lovely oh my god i'll cry
its nice to see faline san and her mother bonding in a entertaining way
12:35 ‘But you know, white people do not like rice’ 😂
I am white but I cracked up at this 😂
Faline's dad bragging about saving up cracked me up 🤣 I'm white but I'm from an European region that values money a lot (like, A LOT) and what he did would still be considered the biggest act of love and the biggest flex ever.
Is it the Netherlands? 😂
“can you read??”
*looks at paper*
“oh wow you can read”
Faline: *Dies*
Edit: My goodness ty for all the likes :D
Being together during Study Week. How romantic!
Why is this such a cute story, the fact you guys can just laugh about it together must make her happy 😁👍🏾
5:43 your mom was the "hard to get" main character haha.
13:46 the betrayal of faline's mom's cooking
I clicked faster than Faline san could say “Hello Axolotls”
@peace oh nice
yes
You and your mother are such a sweet and chaotic duo! You're really similar to her lol
That was the most romantic story I ever heard (also can we just talk about how beautiful her mom's wedding dresses are? like- if i don't have that at my wedding, i don't want to get married)
imagine having parents that love eachoother so lucky and so beautiful :((
Major props for translating that "男人不坏,女人不爱" into something that matches the same vibe in english, impressive
Being able to understand everything in chinese here was an absolute blessing lmfaooo
SAME TRUEE
My parents story: my dad one day went to Lapa to buy some beer (he doesn't know why he did it, but I think it's destiny) and my mom was passing by. They met on the "arcos da lapa" it's in Rio de Janeiro if you wanna look up. That about what I know. I think it's a pretty romantic location to met the love of your life.
Also if you count that all of my parents friends that got married around the same time had divorced along the years it's really a love story. I love my parents and I ever will
Wow this is so cute
"he threatened the postman"
*does a fingergun*
"mom laughs"
"father looking at this in post"
*s w e a t s n e r v o u s l y*
My parents never write love letters, but they do pass notes to each other on scrap paper and apparently my mom kept everything. So it'd be like.... my dad's handwriting, then my mom's handwriting below it, and so on and so forth
The most memorable note I've read though was from 2 papers, which was a scrap phonebill paper and a scrap ticket
On the back of the phonebill is written
Mom: my mom will be mad though
Dad: no worries, it's just one day trip
Mom: but it's pretty far away
Dad: I'll arrange everything, let's take a bus so it'll be quicker
And on the scrap ticket
Dad: I'm so sorry, this is my fault
Mom: no worries dear, this is my fault too. I'll cover for you so that my mom won't scold you too much
Dad: still though, I promised to take care of it.. I didn't calculate it'll take us till midnight
Mom: it's fine love. I had fun too. We should do it again
So basically my mom and dad planned a secret date with each other on another city, took a bus ride till midnight, then got found out and scolded by my grandma while STILL passing notes to each other. What the fuck.
The literally the most sweetest thing ever!
The relationship between Faline and her mom is so great. They seem more like best friends than mother and daughter.
damn this makes me motivated to ask my parents about their love life
Is that hu taos ghost
@@peachyfroggyarmy695 yes
Don't risk it!
@@Iamafuckingmadlad why not? 🤨
@@mochiyhx are they asian? If not it's ok.but.........but......I warn you .I WARN YOU. Don't ask to asian parents☢️☣️⚠️
I *wish* my parents had this type of love story. But alas, my wholeass family (parents grandparents aunts uncles cousins you name it) had a arranged marriage 😓
I will always love how she promotes her sponsor as if it's an old video tape
Faline San’s mother looks kind and gentle!Don’t take this the wrong way, but that smile in the old photos when she was sticking out behind someone looked like a picture from a horror movie. Before everyone dies, and she remains.. 😨
13:20 faline's dad is now my spirit animal
Y'all are lucky to have stable families. My dad is terrible and so is his family. My mother's family is also terrible, and her siblings abandoned her and live very far away. I'm grateful to god that I have her though, she's a bit crazy after we both had a traumatic childhood , but she's a good person. Just make sure ppl who have nice families that can do stuff like this are appreciative of their blessing 🙏🏿
Bro we literally have almost the same backstory
The financial report and the "no honeymoon, agree?" 🤣✋
i’m barely halfway into the video and i’m struggling to get past 7:38 without replaying it for the nth time 😭😭
13:17 I’M GONE
13:40
Imagine getting away with saying this in a letter to your future wife.
Only for your future daughter to pull it back up again..
Lol
4:54 i cant with the „triple size“ lmfao
Lemme tell you that every Asian has that mooncake box that we keep our "treasures", which usually are photographs, love letters, or some threads and needles lol.
Cool story though Faline & Mummy San xD
well Just Chinese lol... other Asians don't eat moon cakes...
@@RandomUserX99 yeah. We use cookie boxes & stuff.
Ooh i have some Vietnamese friends that celeb and eat mooncakes as well as… keeping the box. Sorry ya for that mis-representation
@@Wengsome they are Chinese-Vietnamese probably.
I love how in the end you put "If any of you call my dad a dilf I will cry."
i find it really cool to hear people speaking in their native language this is such a nice little vodeo
11:44 HER DAD LITERALLY IS THE SWEETEST MAN!!!!! HE WAS SAVING FOR MARRIAGE ahhhhh-
The fact I grew up speaking English and Chinese only, this is very funny as I can understand it all