“We Need To Ban TikTok For Isr@el!” - Mitt Romney
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They are defending their money, since money creation and distribution is controlled, who ever gets money easier gets to be rich.
America and Palestine are occupied by the same power
CORRECT
Exactly 💯
🎯
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(((Power)))
On. April 24th, Congress passed $96 billions for Ukraine & Israel. $0 for America
Netanyahu received 29 standing ovations when he addressed the U.S. Congress. That alone should tell you who really runs this country.
Israel has been siphoning TRILLIONS of our tax dollars for DECADES.
And this will happen again and again and again.....
I find it slightly tickling that ol Joe who I hate is holding Israels aid kinda hostage and also Nadler who I hate voted against the antisemitism bill. Broken clocks and whatnot I guess
It may as well be renamed the US of Israel.
How is it to live in the United States of Israel? 😅
Hell
Well, I left the United States of Israel. I just hope all the brainwashed American supporters are happy. They just need to work harder for their beloved State ruled by Jehovah.
All beholden to money. They control money creation and distribution. Whoever is favoured, gets money quicker, and easier - wealth comes automatically.
It's not a crime to condemn Israeli war crimes. Condemning Israeli war crimes is not antisemitic.
I find that highly antisemitic...
You are now to report to ze ministry of truth.
Tell that to AIPAC, ADL bullies.
I used to think dual loyalties was the biggest problem in America but now realize it would be an upgrade to what we have now where it’s only loyalty to Israel and US is nowhere in the equation
Underrated comment
Romney needs to be deleted from politics.
I hated Romney as a candidate against the unthinkable Obama, and he's only gotten worse. If only the citizens of Utah would wake up. Some of these fixtures, like Barney Frank , Mitch McConnell and Romney make me wonder how much election interference has been going on and for how long.
"If Voting,
changed things,
Improved things, Reduced & Eliminated taxes,
Eliminated poverty,...
Prevented Wars,
Voting would be prohibited. - Mark Twain
Somebody release need to release those Epstein tapes 😂😂😂.
The joke writing on this call was prime holy smokes this was top notch. Mocking the insanity of reality is one of the most poignant ways to show the hypocrisy of the world. Bravo gentlemen
Egypt to join ICJ against Israel ,for its war crimes , top IDF top soldier shot .
"US Congress is Israeli occupied territory" - Pat Buchanan
Donald Trump was right to call Pat Buchanan and Hitler lover and that's why anybody who opposes him needs to be locked up along with anybody who opposes Benjamin Netanyahu, J. K. Rowling, or Dave Chappelle.
Sounds like Israel has a bit of a despot issue 😅 yeah, keep funding the guy who funded Hamas (Bibi)
That part about BB funding Khamas is like 3-D chess for Mercans 😂
us money and bibi
If Mitt Romney said "good morning"; I would not believe him. Check out his great grandfather; Miles Park Romney and what he did!
TikTok bill lets the gov access any platform with over 1 million subscribers.
Patriot Act 2.0
I just like it when Mike McCrae's real life chuckle comes through on these bits. So F-ing funny!
Thank you Jimmy! Mike MacRae is IMPRESSIve! Such a great addition to the show. I love thse impersonations.
He really captures Romney’s half fake AF half “Mormon Folksy” essence. Plus the little quips, anecdotes-and his strong grasp of recent political history-are so *mwah* chefly-kissed perfection.
No wonder Ricky Schroder left his wife. I haven't stopped crying since the day I found out her background.
Mike McRae is pure genius!!
AS YOU SEE EITHER DEMS OR GOP ALL IN FOR THE ZEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope your shows don't get cancelled.
They will be. There is less than zero tolerance for verbal terrorism against protected classes anymore, and there will be collective global accountability for it.
That’s why they trying to ban TIKTOK 😂😂
Go to Gaza City and spend some time with Christian Brothers and Sisters in Christ, if you want to understand what it means to be threatened. Why were two unarmed Christian women shot by Israeli snipers while going to the toilet at their church in Gaza? If three hostages were killed by the IDF, while carrying a white flag, how many other innocent people have been killed in the same way? Why were Christians killed while they were taking shelter at their 800-year-old church in Gaza City, when an IDF bomb hit beside their church? How many of their homes have been turned to rubble? How would you feel if armed drones were constantly flying overhead, while you are without food? Why was Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu-Akieh shot by the IDF before October 7th? These people were not killed by Hamas. Why have these people been ignored by most Christians in the U.S.? Are the Christians being killed in Gaza “Semites”? (Read Matthew 25:31-46.)
FTJz
Brilliant!
Donald Trump just told me that he "Will always love me." I've never met the man in my life.
😂😂
He wants to smell your hair..wait, that's somebody else.
Biden=CFR=Luciferian=Zionist/ same club w/ CFR Luciferian "Netanyahu"
Trump = CHABAD -LUBAVITCH MAFIA TIES/ staunch Zionist
RFK Jr.= Took $$$ from Zionist Sheldon Adleson's widow and the flaming Zionist Rabbi Schumley
Becareful lest he grab you by the pussycat. What a bunch of pathetic excuses for leaders.
he probably thought you were jewish
Oh my this is hilarious
Mike is the best
romney's aipac voice is getting LOUDER.
F--ing nailed it.
Loved it when he can't stay in character and start giggling... LMAO
He would of been a bad president.
I voted for Gary Johnson twice because I hate him that much.
Ask what you can do for Israel! Ugh.
Israel is a military outpost for the US, hence the complete support from the mainland US and Israel has the money to back the political candidates it wants that serve its interest.
Ooof, so far off. Other way around, USA is the attack dog and piggie bank for Israel.
Wow...a military outpost....that attacks our military and gives us intentionally false intelligence to get us into wars for them
That money izrahell gives back is the american people's hard earned tax money! They get free healthcare, free education, funded housing plus a lot more benefits thanks to YOUR MONEY!
Comic masterclass. Well done gentlemen
Best line: Jimmy, i know you're being sarcastic, but i will agree with that statement as true.
Mike is so good.
This is EXACTLY what is happening
Bro, who is it that making these impressions, some body tell me.
Mike MacRae
@@busyguy8266 I thought it was an AI.
@@doityourownway sketch is written by him
Jimmy needs to run for president with Mike as his running mate!
U s s li ber ty
Israeli state of America 🌝
More like America state of Israel.
At least they didn't stick us with Joe Biden like Delaware did. At least they didn't stick us with Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff and Gavin Newsom like California did. At least they are actually controlled by the indigenous people of the land.
US is facing many domestic issues that require funding but i guess Ukraine Africom and Israel is more important than taking care of US citizens.
How no one questions their loyalty? They have taken an oath to protect the US constitution, not Israeli constitution.
Its not just Palestine occupied by zionist, US also
Sikes-Picot Agreement.
I would bet COL T.E. Lawrence said, “I told you so,” regarding this agreement.
When people wake up to the J-Matrix we have been suffering under, the world will be a better place.
Get lost. Don’t prove the Zs point by being a bigoted Jewphobic jagoff. It’s only the Zs, and the proactively angry ones at that, causing persistent strife in this world. Most of the Jewish diaspora and much of the Israeli citizenry are victims of their propaganda like everyone else.
@@kim86gurlZionism = political Jexxish supremacy
The Matrix was just another *Song of the South* ripoff like every special effects picture technically is these days.
But encouraging minors to medically transition on TikTok is totally ok and great for America. This proposal has nothing to do with protecting or improving our country, and everything to do with appeasing one powerful foreign interest that has bought our politicians. Not to mention TikTok has been great for so many entrepreneurs and tied to a lot of people's livelihoods. In reality, if they were to do anything, they could tweak the algorithm to support more knowledge, learning and positive inspiration. But these politicians really don't care about the American people.
This is great
Thanks!
More celebrity phone calls! (That’s why I come here)
if I commented any of these things they are removed
I just pooped so hard. It actually caused forward thrust. It was like a cannon shot
never have been so glad for a phone call!
Funny as usual! I hope Mike McRae has a Dr. Phil impression too
Mitt is a 🤡
Fake Mitt is a 🤡
@@HedonisticPuritan-mp6xv
Thank you
Hey! You didn’t wash these underwear. There is a Mitt Stain a mile wide in these skivvies.
Great Podcast Jimmy, As Usual You Nailed it, Always A Spot-On! ;) \,,/
I had to pull over lmfao
This one is too accurate
Golda Meir-whom I quoted also last time, I know, but it is so unforgettable I have to use it again. She once said that “we will never forgive the Arabs for forcing us to kill their children.” We are the victims. We are forced to kill their children-poor us. As the victim and the only victim in history, again, it [gives] us the right to do whatever we want, and nobody is going to tell us what to do because we are the only victims.
By (Haaretz columnist Gideon Levy)
The relentless quest for enlightenment will inevitably triumph over the forces of deceit and ingratitude.
Who's got stocks in Tiktok?
What is so special about israel?
Why don't you go there and find out for yourself. You might actually enjoy it. You might actually learn to appreciate the richness and diversity of it.
@@matthewa11its stolen Palestinian land, you find there child killers en nazi settlers, so i think its not good idea to go apartheid state izraHELL
'full shxt as always'. hahaha... well said jimmy
Sounds like ant-on-knee
Boy howdy, I love this guy!
Real statements by them are more delusional
However you view it, IS, how you see it for most people. For the rare exceptions, it is still true, they are just refusing to view it any particular way, so they end up seeing it as it is. Sublimity.
My top three voices:
3. Al Pacino
2. Kevin Spacey
1. Tie - Vince Vaughn, Jeff Bridges.
@@joebrewer4529 not about being my heroes but rather, I think Mr McRae's impersonation of them are spot on and incredibly funny-to me at least.
“Have an even better summer, as you “recreate” by the lake or on your boat!”
- a Romney- GHWB mashup
Mitt Wit
When I saw that title I nearly threw up, thank God this is a joke!!!! 😬
Can we ban wearing pajamas to the grocery stores? For Israel 🇮🇱
Since most of them are blended fabrics, which is a sin in the Bible, I'm sure that can be arranged. Frankly, if you had actually read the Torah, you would be begging Jews to take over the world. You would be practically handing Barbra Streisand a crown and a scepter. OK maybe not Streisand, Ben Shapiro instead.
One wonders what do they hold against them?
NPR is today reporting on Medical whistle-blowers. A new book. "The Occasional Human Sacrifice."
Why didn't Mitt cuss out Jimmy at the end !? Is the tradition over ?
SO I did a little digging. here's the RINO in 2011-ish when he was running for President. Source: NPR
Border fence
We've got to have a fence, or the technologically approved system to make sure we know who's coming into the country, No. 1. No. 2, we ought to have enough agents to secure that fence and to make sure that people coming over are caught.
- Reagan Library
GOP primary debate,
Sept. 7, 2011
English as the official language
I believe English should be the official language of the United States. I also believe that in our schools, we should teach kids in English. ... Kids in this country should learn English so they can have all the jobs and all the opportunity of people who are here.
- CNN GOP primary debate,
Jan. 26, 2012
Comprehensive immigration overhaul
Amnesty is a magnet. ... Programs that have said that if people who come here illegally are going to get to stay illegally for the rest of their life, that's going to only encourage more people to come here illegally.
- CNN GOP primary debate,
Nov. 22, 2011
Arizona immigration enforcement law
I believe that each state has the duty - and the right - to secure our borders and preserve the rule of law, particularly when the federal government has failed to meet its responsibilities.
- Response to high court ruling,
June 25, 2012
Illegal immigrants living in the U.S.
The answer is self-deportation, which is people decide they can do better by going home because they can't find work here because they don't have legal documentation to allow them to work here. We're not going to round people up.
- GOP primary debate,
Tampa, Fla., Jan. 23, 2012
DREAM Act
I'm delighted with the idea that people who come to this country and wish to serve in the military can be given a path to become permanent residents in this country. For those that come here illegally, the idea of giving them in-state tuition credits or other special benefits I find to be contrary to the idea of a nation of law.
- LeMars, Iowa,
Dec. 31, 2011
Let israel and ukraine take care of themselves
The rest of the world owes the Jews reparations for public and private sector complicity in national socialist war crimes. Reparations for Israel and its continued existence as a Jewish state is just the tip of the iceberg.
God's chosen people. What more needs to be said. Let them do whatever on that side of the planet.
“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are allowed [or not allowed] to criticize.” -- Elon Musk, May 29, 2023
From voltaire
Elon musk one off the bootlickers of the Zionist apartheid regime
@@user-sm8j fake "invented by racist to justify racism and project their own fascism on to God's chosen people. There should be laws against criticizing protected classes. This is why protected classes need to be protected: protected from verbal and physical terrorism by the oppressor classes, and given the right to do whatever it has to be done to make them stop permanently.
Anything for “salinas”
Out of touch Senator😂
Zog
More wise statesmanship from Pierre Delecto .
Classic...
Do Bibi please!
Mitt needs Gaddafi bayonet
Nobody’s more disappointing than Mitt Romney.😂🎉❤
God, I love Mike.
Too funny. What? No such thing!!!
We are in the find out part of the war
I've been asking the same question over and over again.
Why are Christian's in Russia different than Christian's in the U.S.?
Clearly they are.
One sides with Israel and the other sides with Iran.
Isn’t that strange?
Tucker didn’t ask Putin that question, but I wish he had.
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Nit Wit full of shit, Mitt.
That was excellent!
Hard to tell if this is real or comedy
ZOG
Toys r us.
Sedonaaa.
I’m with ya 90-95% of the time, but this is but the latest flare up in a long simmering clash of civilizations. We hope they become like us; they pray they do not.