Jerry Is Unable To Resist A Woman He Can't Stand | The Nose Job | Seinfeld

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  • @cabaret25
    @cabaret25 10 місяців тому +23

    The "I'm Nelson!" gets me every time 😂

  • @jarrodbarkley9061
    @jarrodbarkley9061 Рік тому +39

    Kramer throwing the bits of paper 😂😂

  • @SoleaGalilei
    @SoleaGalilei Рік тому +59

    It slays me when he says "I don't think this is working" and she looks down at the script with confusion 😂

    • @janeskey5042
      @janeskey5042 11 місяців тому +2

      Yes! That was the best part : the way she looked down at the script! 😂

  • @baalsaak
    @baalsaak Рік тому +17

    2:34 "I'm Nelson..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    2:53 "Well, you just need to relax..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bhharsh
    @bhharsh Рік тому +173

    Forget Football or Tennis, Jerry here played the most relatable sport for any man in this universe.

  • @EvanG529
    @EvanG529 Рік тому +8

    The way she checks the script is incredible

  • @andresbordoni9277
    @andresbordoni9277 Рік тому +108

    Gotta love that in Jerry's mind, he was still playing using a cool figurine chess set.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Рік тому +3

      What were the "figurines" ?

    • @johnb1150
      @johnb1150 Рік тому +2

      Yeah what exactly were the "cool figurines" with the transparency effect you can barely make them out let alone know what they are.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Рік тому +353

    Jerry is having a reverse George moment. He can't resist a woman he can't stand while George can't resist a woman that can't stand him

    • @jebus89
      @jebus89 Рік тому +6

      Tbf George couldn't stand Susan and stayed because he was scared

    • @michaelj.r457
      @michaelj.r457 Рік тому +2

      Not just Susan. The woman who Jerry wanted a massage from. George even dumped a woman who liked him for that.

    • @jaymike3302
      @jaymike3302 Рік тому

      @@michaelj.r457 George would take a big dump at a party and sink up the whole apartment...and say it's natural.

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal Рік тому +2

      Wow Josè ever since you from the war you've changed...

    • @Krana-rt2yy
      @Krana-rt2yy Рік тому +7

      "A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime... This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to find it irresistible."

  • @boisterousbillyclub2772
    @boisterousbillyclub2772 Рік тому +25

    Tawny so great, bless

  • @amonralice
    @amonralice Рік тому +91

    Kramer, the best psychologist. 😂😂😂

    • @mandiebox7945
      @mandiebox7945 Рік тому +3

      I am surprised Kramer held onto the little bits of ripped papper... lol

    • @blasphemer_amon
      @blasphemer_amon Рік тому +6

      Kramer the voice of reason

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Рік тому +38

    Jerry scrambling for that paper. 🤣😂😅🤣

  • @BtheOutLIer
    @BtheOutLIer Рік тому +20

    Kramer is hilarious. I need him
    Every time I think about taking another drink.

  • @MrBmick79
    @MrBmick79 Рік тому +16

    been there before many a time. Seinfeld was such a relatable show...

  • @skyjockbill
    @skyjockbill Рік тому +77

    What a great comedienne Tawny was in this. So sad she struggled so much in life and died too young.

    • @seven92023
      @seven92023 Рік тому

      She was physically abusive to her husband and coke head.

  • @IHWKR
    @IHWKR Рік тому +24

    The regretful part is jerry begrudgingly got through the acting bit only to turn her down right before the best part.

  • @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084
    @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 Рік тому +72

    This is one of early episodes when the series really looked completely different from anything else on TV. Kudos to the actress who played the girl

    • @keraptisblackrazor2658
      @keraptisblackrazor2658 Рік тому +25

      Tawny Kitaen, most famous for the whitesnake video Here I go again on my own, and Bachelor Party

    • @Bart-holow-mew
      @Bart-holow-mew Рік тому +13

      God rest her beautiful soul. 😢

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Рік тому +5

      She was briefly a baseball wife.

    • @robertjensen1048
      @robertjensen1048 Рік тому +5

      @@keraptisblackrazor2658 I first saw her in "Bachelor Party" in the theater. Me and all my 18-yo buds thought she was incredibly hot.

    • @joddle23
      @joddle23 Рік тому +6

      tawny kitaen and jerry dated kind of under wraps for a few years

  • @taxidancing87
    @taxidancing87 Рік тому +35

    Kramer's speeches are low-key so good

  • @RockU2Death5150
    @RockU2Death5150 Рік тому +41

    Love you, Tawny. Rest in peace. 🌹 🪦

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Рік тому +5

      That chick was gooney birds.

    • @nicktubara
      @nicktubara Рік тому

      Who was she

    • @averydaymond1560
      @averydaymond1560 Рік тому +2

      @@nicktubara She was the video vixen in many Whitesnake music videos most notably in the video “Here I go again”. But she may have very well been Gooney Birds because she was one of OJ Simpson’s girlfriends while he was married to Nicole.

  • @TheLivewire18
    @TheLivewire18 Рік тому +74

    I think we’ve all had this personal chess match at some point in our lives

  • @youknowwhoiam2771
    @youknowwhoiam2771 Рік тому +25

    “I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted them physically at the same time”
    How sadly relatable…

    • @lovewhitey4462
      @lovewhitey4462 Рік тому +2

      Many Men and women wrestle with this dilemma

  • @Farley__
    @Farley__ Рік тому +5

    Tawny.....one gorgeous woman 🤩

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity Рік тому +17

    The way Kramer rips up number 😅

    • @athena7042
      @athena7042 Рік тому +1

      He played some of those scenes like a movie from the forties.

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 8 місяців тому +1

      My question is, why did he still have the pieces?

  • @JoeChillton
    @JoeChillton Рік тому +16

    Kramer and his food stealing lol
    Priceless.

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka Рік тому

      But they have an agreement. Kramer gets to take anything from his fridge and Jerry can do the same from Kramer's fridge.. when there ever is something in there.

  • @u47mkbg
    @u47mkbg Рік тому +12

    RIP Tawny, beautiful woman

    • @christopherdieudonne
      @christopherdieudonne Рік тому +2

      Yes, absolutely !!

    • @BigRW
      @BigRW 6 місяців тому

      She destroyed herself with plastic surgery.

  • @jakejoselitoramirez5988
    @jakejoselitoramirez5988 Рік тому +24

    Isn't that Tawny Kitaen?

  • @yavitvexe9997
    @yavitvexe9997 Рік тому +5

    Jerry's response to a stupid George's analogy😂😂

  • @frenchdefence199
    @frenchdefence199 8 місяців тому +1

    My new favorite line. "He wins until you're forty but it's not a blowout"

  • @Lopfff
    @Lopfff Рік тому +5

    Here I go again on my own

  • @MCC876
    @MCC876 8 місяців тому

    Great to see Tawny. Loved her since seeing her in Here I Go Again music video. RIP. She is special.

  • @SR906-r2e
    @SR906-r2e Рік тому +5

    we've all been there Jerry...

  • @hellobeautiful5225
    @hellobeautiful5225 10 місяців тому

    Can’t believe this is from season three. This has got first season written all over it. So awkward, and kind of dirty.

  • @jtirello3_111
    @jtirello3_111 Рік тому +4

    The struggle is real.

  • @e.lfudge4690
    @e.lfudge4690 Рік тому +6

    I hope Tawny got some of that Whitesnake money. Those videos she was in sold that album.

  • @bencoleman8171
    @bencoleman8171 Рік тому +2

    Way to much paper thrown on the floor for the size that was ripped up?

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Рік тому +3

    Give me 1 hour! What about tomorrow morning?! 😂

  • @mobus1603
    @mobus1603 Рік тому +1

    "Crop circles? Why don't you buy something?"

  • @kreion
    @kreion Рік тому +5

    Amazing how I don't remember this episode and I had a crush on Tawny

  • @marichiarra8495
    @marichiarra8495 Рік тому +6

    Like it would be that many pieces of paper🙄

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem Рік тому

      But that makes it much funnier.

  • @t-rexbatman36yearsago
    @t-rexbatman36yearsago Рік тому

    3:52 this whole scene 😂😂😂

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Рік тому +5

    Aah. The age old battle between cranium and crotch! Depicted in the way only Seinfeld can 😆

  • @Bart-holow-mew
    @Bart-holow-mew Рік тому +5

    God Rest Your Beautiful Soul Tawny! ❤️🕊️🙏🕊️❤️

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Рік тому

      you one of her husbands, boyfriends?

    • @Bart-holow-mew
      @Bart-holow-mew Рік тому

      @@narajuna I could only imagine to be so blessed. She was a favorite of mine and she was taken way too soon. Very Sad, but Heaven Gained another beautiful Angel.

  • @WolfMajic
    @WolfMajic Рік тому

    Hilarious! Down on floor like digging for drugs 😂

  • @neonfroot
    @neonfroot Рік тому +2

    I can relate to this.

  • @xploration1437
    @xploration1437 Рік тому +6

    Release the whole episodes!

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Рік тому +42

    RIP Tawny Kitaen

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 Рік тому +6

      Thanks, I was trying to figure out who that was, I just couldn't put my finger on it. And yep, sad news about her last year. :(

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Рік тому +3

      @@toptenguy1 you're welcome

    • @joycampi7233
      @joycampi7233 Рік тому +6

      She was gorgeous!

    • @saifonlawrence2044
      @saifonlawrence2044 Рік тому +2

      OJs chick

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Рік тому

      RIP, Joseph V. Perry.

  • @andybenson2971
    @andybenson2971 Рік тому

    It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luckynedpepper9030
    @luckynedpepper9030 Рік тому +9

    Tawny Kitaen was so hot but apparently had quite the temper.

    • @bigreed67
      @bigreed67 Рік тому +2

      @@travismcdonald6576 yep. With a shoe if I am not mistaken.

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester Рік тому

      @@bigreed67
      He had it coming.

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Рік тому

      She was insane, a total lunatic who ruined her life with drugs and plastic surgery.

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Рік тому

      @@seeharvester while driving? WHAT he do???

    • @davidgeier5827
      @davidgeier5827 9 місяців тому

      Redhead...

  • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870

    It's like going to the bathroom in front of everybody and not caring.
    - George Costanza

  • @Patrick3183
    @Patrick3183 Рік тому +3

    Jerry was so cute

  • @gsmith207
    @gsmith207 Рік тому +4

    Tawny Kitaen!

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Рік тому +1

    Forget About It 🤣🤣

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Рік тому +1

    Stormed back in for cereal

  • @DavidTa2
    @DavidTa2 Рік тому +6

    Im 43. The analogy is correct 😂

  • @darger3
    @darger3 Рік тому +13

    I watched MASH with my parents.
    I watched Seinfeld with my girlfriend.
    I watched Arrested Development with my wife.
    Some beautiful television.

  • @michaeldover
    @michaeldover Рік тому +3

    This scene was some of the best comedic writing in the entire series.

  • @bobg6638
    @bobg6638 7 місяців тому

    I’ve played that same chess match per several of the ladies 😂😂😂

  • @KidPersepolis
    @KidPersepolis Рік тому +2

    Is that Tawny Kitaen? I think she passed away a few years ago.

  • @rudy6884
    @rudy6884 Рік тому

    Some real emotions out there.

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Рік тому +7

    I love this scene!

  • @LauRa-re9un
    @LauRa-re9un Рік тому +2

    Why do you keep cutting the ending??????? whyyyyy???' I always get frustrated with this videos youtube suggests to me. Put 5 minutes more of program and let us watch the rest of the dialogues. You always cut them. So frustrating.

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Рік тому +2

    Tawny Kitaen is the name of the red head

  • @jeanmont
    @jeanmont Рік тому

    Yup, been there.

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Рік тому

    Jerry and Kramer turn into Larry David's versions of Frasier and Niles Crane in this episode.

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 Рік тому

    I'm guessing the lines being read are not from the play Flesh Wounds in Ithaca.

  • @RachelDavis705
    @RachelDavis705 Рік тому

    They must not show this one in syndication lol

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Рік тому +22

    Isabell or any other "Girlfriend" of Jerry's could NEVER match The Perfection Of Mulva❤

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky Рік тому +4

      *dolores

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 Рік тому +6

      Mulva was fn gorgeous.

    • @redfordreddington8834
      @redfordreddington8834 Рік тому +2

      There were some others that were better looking

    • @yourkiwimate
      @yourkiwimate Рік тому +1

      thank you i love some mulva

    • @beeilve
      @beeilve Рік тому

      @@redfordreddington8834 Like Katarina the romainain gymnast.

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut Рік тому +27

    Quite possibly the best scene in the show ever.
    The woman is annoying and it’s not Sidra but the brain winning the chess scene is just so epic and you know it’s coming. 😂😂

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Рік тому +9

      Not even in top five. There are several other scenes that are clear standouts.

    • @yourkiwimate
      @yourkiwimate Рік тому

      not for me, show about nothing has the top moment for me

  • @livingshadows6731
    @livingshadows6731 Рік тому +2

    I have that same chess set/board lol so cool

  • @monkeyboy4746
    @monkeyboy4746 Рік тому

    With the time/events that have passed, this episode is a bit spooky now.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Рік тому +14

    Let's be honest - most of us would recite the complete works of Shakespeare if it meant the Little Emperor got his way ;)

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Рік тому +2

    Classic tv 🤣

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 Рік тому +3

    Is that Tawny Kitaen???

  • @westsidejatt
    @westsidejatt Рік тому +3

    This scene was recycled in Curb where Larry david wouldn't let a woman eat cake who told him not to let have it under any circumstances

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y Рік тому +8

    One of my favorite scenes in the whole series 😂😂😂

  • @AMC442
    @AMC442 Рік тому

    No matter what

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Рік тому +7

    Kramer cracks me up 😂

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity Рік тому +2

    It’s not like that at all 🤨😄

  • @Soul.Is.Willing
    @Soul.Is.Willing Рік тому +7

    Why in the heck would Kramer keep the torn papers in his pocket 1-2 days later? 🤔

    • @holyghoststories
      @holyghoststories Рік тому +9

      It's Kramer. Clearly, he hasn't changed pants all week.

    • @Soul.Is.Willing
      @Soul.Is.Willing Рік тому

      @@holyghoststories lol, I guess Seinfeld knew that?

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Рік тому

      think he expected a reversal, pretty obvious from the promises he asked.

    • @markgendala5689
      @markgendala5689 Рік тому

      That's exactly what 'Kramers' do!

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Рік тому

      @@holyghoststories
      Do you mean that the only thing between Kramer and that note was a thin layer of cheap Gaberdine..?!?

  • @joeharris3878
    @joeharris3878 Рік тому

    Never saw that one. Or knew about it.

  • @tobuslieven
    @tobuslieven Рік тому +3

    Those early seasons were pretty weird. Pretty, pretty weird.

  • @dtz1000
    @dtz1000 Рік тому

    Jerry looks like Sasha Baron Cohen when he has that headgear on. Apart from both being of the same tribe, are they related?

  • @srami004
    @srami004 Рік тому +4

    Tawny Kitaen?

  • @martyc2637
    @martyc2637 Рік тому

    I would have read lines all day to get Tawny

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian Рік тому

    Fuhget about it! 🤣

  • @Nill757
    @Nill757 Рік тому

    Who’s the actress?

    • @u47mkbg
      @u47mkbg Рік тому +2

      Towny Kitaen RIP

  • @JumpingWatermelons
    @JumpingWatermelons Рік тому +22

    Yeah this happened to me once with a girl who was..... she... she was a flat earther. Yeah really. My brain lost the chess game but it worked out great. No regrets on that one

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 Рік тому +3

      You married her didn’t you? First child on the way too😐

    • @falcon-ng6sd
      @falcon-ng6sd Рік тому +3

      So... she didn't turn your world upside down?

    • @lazyartiste_2357
      @lazyartiste_2357 2 місяці тому

      Bravo

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 Рік тому +8

    I'm Nelson!

  • @robertmccully2792
    @robertmccully2792 Рік тому

    Been in a love hate relationship before, not fun.

  • @yyndsai
    @yyndsai Рік тому

    she's confused about what's not working

  • @redmed10
    @redmed10 11 місяців тому

    How did they get away with the head wear in chess game in the 90s.

  • @stoneylonesome5826
    @stoneylonesome5826 Рік тому

    His helmet should have been painted purple.

  • @saifonlawrence2044
    @saifonlawrence2044 Рік тому

    Is this a new episode?

  • @johnnyawesome9492
    @johnnyawesome9492 Рік тому

    Circumcised!

  • @slicktheslickster
    @slicktheslickster Рік тому +1

    This is really an odd episode.

  • @henrywallacesghost5883
    @henrywallacesghost5883 7 місяців тому

    Jerry and Tawny actually dated in real life.

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Рік тому +1

    Thankfully never had this problem cos I've never had a gf...

  • @dalecarney2581
    @dalecarney2581 Рік тому +2

    Jerry date her in real life for months

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un Рік тому +1

      Really? wow. I see so much chemistry between him and Julia.

    • @rachaelinav
      @rachaelinav Рік тому

      Ya until she got preggers with another dudes baby.

  • @lipranditoys
    @lipranditoys Рік тому +1

    Oh come on this is unrealistic: have you seen her? There's no way in the world the brain could have won that chess game

  • @AndrewsOpinion15
    @AndrewsOpinion15 Рік тому +1

    GOD GIVE US BACK TAWNY KITAEN AND WILL GIVE U AMBER BORZOTRA !!!

  • @Lucian-mg9mw
    @Lucian-mg9mw 5 місяців тому

    Shouldn’t he be wearing a purple helmet?