Things Southerners Say on a Cruise

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  • @smokeyverton7981
    @smokeyverton7981 11 місяців тому +68

    I too have a pair of dark jeans I wear when I have to dress up. I also wear my " good bra".

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble 11 місяців тому +173

    We need a Southern cruise.

    • @TimTrozzo1
      @TimTrozzo1 11 місяців тому +6

      The closest you'll probably get is a County Music Theme Cruise.

    • @whitsend11
      @whitsend11 11 місяців тому +10

      Mississippi River cruise should qualify.

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 11 місяців тому +7

      Preferably not on the CSS Hunley.

    • @skydiverclassc2031
      @skydiverclassc2031 11 місяців тому +7

      With a Dollar General store! On every deck, of course.

    • @robylove9190
      @robylove9190 11 місяців тому +1

      Hey Alma and Tony ❤️ I hope you are having a wonderful week ❣️

  • @CiarnaK
    @CiarnaK 11 місяців тому +75

    Dark wash jeans being your "good pants" is too true! When I work for a cruise call center, I made sure to let people know denim didn't qualify just in case. Received a lot of thanks for making sure the guests knew!

    • @maryadams3357
      @maryadams3357 11 місяців тому +2

      And it still didn't stop me 🤣

  • @jillwatkins78
    @jillwatkins78 11 місяців тому +32

    I said the most southern thing ever on a cruise! When my family from Alabama walked into the breakfast buffet I walked ahead to see what they had and yelled out to my husband “Daddddy! They have biscuits and gravy!” 😂

    • @janethms3
      @janethms3 9 місяців тому +1

      😅😅😅

  • @user-uz2lk1pl3e
    @user-uz2lk1pl3e 11 місяців тому +37

    I think Talia is absolutely just gorgeous that hair and her infectious, outgoing personality

  • @jpc3603
    @jpc3603 11 місяців тому +84

    Glad you had fun and kept your cool at Bingo Adam! 😂😂😂

    • @ItsaSouthernThing
      @ItsaSouthernThing  11 місяців тому +17

      He’s just trying his best 😅😂

    • @jpc3603
      @jpc3603 11 місяців тому +5

      @@ItsaSouthernThing next time Adam needs one of the Grandma's by his side, then he'll be the winner screaming Bingo for sure! 😂🙌🏼

    • @Ohforgodssakethatsme
      @Ohforgodssakethatsme 11 місяців тому +2

      @@jpc3603 Adam needs one of the Grandmas by his side or he needs to be bleeped when he loses. I can guarantee you won't need to bleep Adam (or anyone else, for that matter) with one of the Grandmas by his side.

    • @needsbeer
      @needsbeer 11 місяців тому

      I can relate.😂

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 11 місяців тому +2

      How do you make a room full of old ladies yell “Oh S..t”? Yell Bingo!

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 11 місяців тому +31

    Ryan knows😂... Bump those stingrays 😂

    • @tatmanmyownbossdannydraco
      @tatmanmyownbossdannydraco 11 місяців тому +4

      😢rip the GOAT

    • @barbaraborgia3289
      @barbaraborgia3289 11 місяців тому +4

      My sisters enjoyed feeding them hot dogs. I refused in honor of Steve

    • @marthbotke5598
      @marthbotke5598 3 місяці тому

      Steve would not have wanted us to hate them

    • @GenXfrom75
      @GenXfrom75 3 місяці тому

      @@marthbotke5598 I don’t hate them. I’m just staying away from them 😂

  • @tylerbuckley4661
    @tylerbuckley4661 11 місяців тому +20

    I busted a gut when they beeped out Adam lol😂

    • @christinebonner2210
      @christinebonner2210 9 місяців тому +1

      What if his Mama sees this?
      I reckon that she can just find another Church to go to,right?

  • @linabasilisk1955
    @linabasilisk1955 11 місяців тому +27

    I went on a lake cruise once. It was 2-3 hours long. I remember being very worried when they took pictures of everyone who went aboard. The photographer, undoubtedly trying to have a bit of fun at work, said that they took them so if the boat sank, the relatives of those on board could have a picture. Me being the dead serious kid that I was, took that at face value and couldn't understand why my brother and grandfather were laughing. I was convinced the boat would go down with all hands and that we'd die. Of course, the boat did not sink. The worst thing that happened was a bunch of middle aged ladies danced the electric slide. The photographer tried to sell people the pictures taken before the cruise to the passengers after we disembarked. The cruise was quite scenic.

  • @RussellBrosGarage
    @RussellBrosGarage 11 місяців тому +30

    LOL we got Married on a cruise and we're going back in Feb for our 16 anniversary - and yes I won the karaoke contest and plan to win again this year, singing Rihanna "Take A Bow" yes I'm practicing already! Melanie :) I'm so Southern!

  • @jwrockets
    @jwrockets 11 місяців тому +6

    Ryan needs to see the video of the woman screaming, "Noooooo!!! Noooooo!!!" as the ship is pulling away from the dock.

  • @pattywilliams788
    @pattywilliams788 11 місяців тому +43

    I went on two cruises in the 90s and they were awesome. They don’t do some of the things like the midnight buffets anymore but I still want to go. And yes, you have to attend the safety drills and they will totally leave without you if you’re not back on ship in time. Just sayin’

    • @iamthestig1
      @iamthestig1 11 місяців тому +1

      They had a midnight buffet on a cruise I went on last year.

    • @pattywilliams788
      @pattywilliams788 11 місяців тому

      @@iamthestig1 really? Yay!🚢

    • @AndreasAntics
      @AndreasAntics 11 місяців тому +1

      I’ve been on 13 (3 more booked) all over the world and they’re way different now, but still good.

  • @zenybiscuit
    @zenybiscuit 11 місяців тому +49

    Oh those plastic trophies were my mom's favorite thing about the cruises we took. She got one by judging the "Hairy Chest Contest."

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 11 місяців тому

      I was about two steps away from entering the hairy chest contest on Carnival. I saw a couple of hairier guys and decided not. I was very glad because being Carnival they just switched it into a "shake your booty" contest and gave the prize to a guy who had about 2 hairs total on his chest.

    • @WeberIMayRoam
      @WeberIMayRoam 11 місяців тому

      Hubs and I got one for winning a scavenger hunt. Probably 20 years ago, no idea where it is now!

  • @D34Weez
    @D34Weez 11 місяців тому +25

    OMG. I was so Adam at bingo last year on our Alaska cruise.😂

  • @Elle-hd8ob
    @Elle-hd8ob 11 місяців тому +15

    Please bring back bless your rank!!! It was my favorite 💜💜💜

  • @glvarner
    @glvarner 11 місяців тому +8

    Ryan eating the cheeseburger in the hot tub broke me up.

  • @gnvnew4170
    @gnvnew4170 11 місяців тому +20

    Please do a part 2 video of types of southerners on the lake.

  • @cheryl5218
    @cheryl5218 11 місяців тому +11

    You guys always have funny videos, But that was absolutely the funniest. Everything was so true. Everything's inclusive except...... and don't forget to tip. 😂 Hahaha 😂

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 7 місяців тому

      I have a friend who recently went on a cruise, and all he could talk about was the booze and the 24 hour pizza!

  • @myminions3962
    @myminions3962 11 місяців тому +6

    We’ve clearly been on the same cruise together 😂🤣😂

  • @budselect71
    @budselect71 11 місяців тому +13

    I’m southern and the closest I’ve come to. A cruise is on a bass boat in the middle of the lake lol

    • @cr8tivecarbaholic
      @cr8tivecarbaholic 11 місяців тому

      Or a pontoon 😂

    • @mattfoltz7752
      @mattfoltz7752 11 місяців тому +1

      Yup. And it's the closest my ass will EVER get. I'm not going out in the ocean where I can't see land. Nope.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 5 місяців тому

      I took one with my mom and grandma to The Bahamas before, though I was only a 1-year-old so I don't remember anything. Round two on that trip is coming in March though of this year. Between those two, it was a cruise on a lake in Missouri.

  • @angelapate328
    @angelapate328 11 місяців тому +2

    The bingo part stole the show. Spit out my drank laughing. 😂❤🎉

  • @olaayonike
    @olaayonike 11 місяців тому +5

    I need a new episode of the real church ladies 😭

    • @alanholck7995
      @alanholck7995 11 місяців тому

      Real church ladies take a cruise perhaps?

  • @nomes466
    @nomes466 4 місяці тому

    As an Aussie, I have huge respect for you and the stingray situation. Love from down under.

  • @EuReeka23
    @EuReeka23 11 місяців тому +5

    I'm newly southern (new to the South? Hah) and apparently UA-cam knows b/c it keeps sending me more of your videos which I love!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marthacalkins8054
    @marthacalkins8054 11 місяців тому +5

    Bass Pro Shop at sea 😂😂

  • @karenglenn2329
    @karenglenn2329 11 місяців тому +2

    Bingo on a cruise? I do activities at an assisted living facility. It cuts the boring afternoons. On a cruise our residents would be doing hula contest and margaritas.

  • @ccrow9147
    @ccrow9147 2 місяці тому

    You are absolutely priceless!

  • @valR978
    @valR978 11 місяців тому +2

    I went on my first cruise this year and experienced everything you mentioned - one member of our party even managed to be put in ‘ ship jail’ after drinking her full quota of the drinks package!

  • @KiraRagged
    @KiraRagged 11 місяців тому +2

    ayup it's like "how do you get a room full of old ladies to yell F***? Have another old lady yell Bingo!"

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm a seasoned cruiser, but I'm taking my husband on his first one next year.

  • @philomenaswope3938
    @philomenaswope3938 11 місяців тому +3

    Love y'all ❤️

  • @WizardToby
    @WizardToby 11 місяців тому +3

    Talia breaking international waters law lmao XD

  • @AD-on3zx
    @AD-on3zx 11 місяців тому

    A lot of these were really on point.

  • @michaelplunkett8059
    @michaelplunkett8059 11 місяців тому

    Please, Thank you, Bless your heart.
    May I?

  • @Dacatman25
    @Dacatman25 11 місяців тому +3

    Bass Pro Shop at sea, write that down.

  • @elizabetherwin1315
    @elizabetherwin1315 11 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely love, love, love y'all!

  • @theamazingjoshchannel4420
    @theamazingjoshchannel4420 11 місяців тому +2

    Talias always looked amazing! She's still looking good

  • @jehaney
    @jehaney 11 місяців тому +1

    Nothing like a relaxing game of Bingo to frustrate the bajeezus out of you

  • @sailordave1000
    @sailordave1000 11 місяців тому +3

    It’s like Las Vegas but on a boat. You can leave Vegas but you can’t leave a ship on the water. I’ll stay home.

  • @chrissewell1608
    @chrissewell1608 10 місяців тому

    This is every Carnival Cruise.... Every week!

  • @m.l.tankesly2665
    @m.l.tankesly2665 4 місяці тому

    Yes! We will never forgive the stingrays for what that one did. Everyone knows the Crock Hunter was an honorary Southern Boy by way of Australia.

  • @josephkarl2061
    @josephkarl2061 11 місяців тому +1

    1:31 When the average hair color of the ship is grey or non-existent 🤣

  • @dinodiner1939
    @dinodiner1939 29 днів тому

    Just noticed that Ryan is standing in front of the infamous "Poop Cruise" ship (Carnival Triumph now the Carnival Sunrise)

  • @shockjay
    @shockjay 8 місяців тому

    Bingo! 😆🤣😆🤣

  • @teenageriots93
    @teenageriots93 11 місяців тому

    I couldn't finish this video because y'all came after me so hard. So true!

  • @house734
    @house734 11 місяців тому

    Missed the “what do you mean you don’t have sweet tea. You have tea and sugar, mix it up”

  • @gseric4721
    @gseric4721 11 місяців тому +7

    I am 28 and have lived in the south all my life. I can say that I have never been on a cruise before :\

    • @timhawks6101
      @timhawks6101 11 місяців тому +1

      "LIVED in the south". Southerners do not say "lift". -a Texan

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 11 місяців тому +3

      @@timhawks6101 we know what he or she meant

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 11 місяців тому

      @@timhawks6101 thanks for the catch. lol

    • @timhawks6101
      @timhawks6101 11 місяців тому +1

      @@sheilapate7604 I like your pronouns.

    • @timhawks6101
      @timhawks6101 11 місяців тому +1

      @@gseric4721 You are welcome😄

  • @sherrylhenning5630
    @sherrylhenning5630 11 місяців тому

    Bass Pro Shop at sea...... 🤣

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 11 місяців тому

    And yes, muster drills are mandatory- just go, get it done with, then have FUN FUN FUN! And hunt for cruise ducks and hide them.

  • @LightCLANOT
    @LightCLANOT 2 місяці тому

    Well there was an entire roller coaster on the ship I went on

  • @dizzysdoings
    @dizzysdoings 11 місяців тому +1

    Most of my good pants are jeans without mud and manure stains. 😂

  • @juddgoswick2024
    @juddgoswick2024 11 місяців тому

    0:36 Stever Irwin's still got shooters. Those darn sea pancakes!

  • @EM_1989
    @EM_1989 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm with Adam on the food sitch

  • @janellejanjan
    @janellejanjan 8 місяців тому

    Oh deer 🦌 it’s the first time I’m Adam 😂

  • @rbrookstx
    @rbrookstx 11 місяців тому +1

    Bass pro shop at sea had me DYING!!

  • @okeesmokee6658
    @okeesmokee6658 11 місяців тому

    "Hey look ya'll, we are on a cruise!" Oh, I thought we were answering the question.

  • @sharihazlett3774
    @sharihazlett3774 11 місяців тому

    Too funny

  • @patricksullivan2261
    @patricksullivan2261 11 місяців тому

    That was fantastic.

  • @loyevangelists
    @loyevangelists 6 місяців тому

    Yes Ryan they will leave you behind if you are late getting back to the ship. I have watched other videos on UA-cam of people running to the ship as it sails off without them

  • @docbailey3265
    @docbailey3265 11 місяців тому

    You left out: “You ordered a mojito? You must be from Kentucky (true story) (and I am from Kentucky)”.

  • @carryeveryday910
    @carryeveryday910 11 місяців тому +6

    So accurate lol

  • @yogerke
    @yogerke 11 місяців тому

    Sounds like the cruises I have been on! Lol lol

  • @theresaallen8889
    @theresaallen8889 11 місяців тому

    It was like you were on the cruise with us in June! 😂😂😂

  • @LungsOutJem
    @LungsOutJem 9 місяців тому

    0:10
    No Southerner in the last hundred years has said "Have you heard of tacos." 🤦‍♂️

  • @littleopafilms6796
    @littleopafilms6796 11 місяців тому

    This is funny because we just went on a cruise and this is how my entire family acted

  • @stellabecker4416
    @stellabecker4416 5 місяців тому

    I love this show this is the first time I have ever heard them use the f word too bad I send it to my kids won't be doing that anymore. Good clean fun a thing of the past. 😢

  • @TheKeenTribe
    @TheKeenTribe 11 місяців тому +4

    Hello from southern Alaska!

  • @jettahammond2916
    @jettahammond2916 8 місяців тому

    I always like the ice cream on the cruise ship

  • @tammyescobar9426
    @tammyescobar9426 11 місяців тому

    I lost it when Adam lost at bingo 🤣🤣

  • @aislinngraves4291
    @aislinngraves4291 11 місяців тому +11

    NOPE!!! No true southern gentleman would EVER say such things no matter who got Bingo first!!!

  • @cmack2769
    @cmack2769 11 місяців тому +1

    Too funny and too true.

  • @penultimateh766
    @penultimateh766 11 місяців тому +1

    "This tub ain't nowhere near as good as the Merrimac"...

  • @elfofcourage
    @elfofcourage 11 місяців тому

    That’s why I like cruising with Carnival. 24/7 pizza 🍕

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 11 місяців тому +1

    WAIT?!?!?! You can swim with the pigs? I heard they closed that back in 1961 after it's disastrous launch. I heard there were some leaks and the news got out. Then a whole bunch of people crashed the beach and the whole affair was a total loss.

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 11 місяців тому

    At 1:29, my wife and did a cruise from Seward, AK to Vancouver, BC (Canada) for our honeymoon in 2000. I was 30 and my bride was 25 at the time and a few of the staff confirmed we were the youngest passengers on the whole ship that weren't there with our parents, by a wide margin. Heck, we cruised from Southampton to Rome and back in 2018 and being just shy of 50 by then, I was STILL in the lower range of passengers who were there without parents

  • @coreylineberry8557
    @coreylineberry8557 11 місяців тому

    This is funny, because I'm thinking of a cruise in the next couple years! Hoping to have a good time there... But until then, this video's fantastic!
    EDIT: I can already tell you're talking Oasis-Class with this. Good choice. Preliminary idea for me's the Symphony of the Seas.

  • @pearlno6618
    @pearlno6618 8 місяців тому

    no lie though, cruise director erin is the best cruise director i've ever had.

  • @lindah6954
    @lindah6954 11 місяців тому

    You're not getting me on one of those Titanics waiting to happen.

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 11 місяців тому

    I well remember those huge midnight buffets. they were incredible. Alas, they are a thing of the past.

  • @christinebonner2210
    @christinebonner2210 9 місяців тому

    The cruises on the Delta Queen & Mississippi Queen were more fun.

  • @usercid640
    @usercid640 11 місяців тому

    dude strawberry wine is my secret karaoke weapon too

  • @firehorsewoman414
    @firehorsewoman414 11 місяців тому +1

    … Bass Pro Shop at sea . . . ROFLMAO

  • @heddystgeorge3756
    @heddystgeorge3756 11 місяців тому

    The bingo is spot on

  • @aeli999
    @aeli999 11 місяців тому

    The only midnight buffet I did was the chocolate one. Otherwise I was asleep by then. lol I have to confirm though, we plan our trips around meals and restaurants we like. If we leave at this time, we can hit Knoxville around lunch and stop at this particular place we like to eat at up there. That will give us plenty of time for visiting when we get to our destination before going out to supper.

  • @lilacotten4132
    @lilacotten4132 11 місяців тому +1

    This is perfect because I just went on a cruise

  • @BeastrealDT
    @BeastrealDT 11 місяців тому +1

    I dream of Talia. 🥰🌹 ✌️

  • @heeheeriah
    @heeheeriah 11 місяців тому

    Yes, a new one!!

  • @theresacasareale8009
    @theresacasareale8009 11 місяців тому

    I loved seeing your frog💖💖😵

  • @tammyporte755
    @tammyporte755 11 місяців тому +1

    Ya'll forgot the ones who say, why should we leave the ship at port, we have everything we need here! 😂😂😂

    • @ItsaSouthernThing
      @ItsaSouthernThing  11 місяців тому +2

      Those are the ultra cruises! Just waiting for the next round of trivia to start.

    • @tammyporte755
      @tammyporte755 11 місяців тому

      @@ItsaSouthernThing 😂😂😂

  • @randallgreen4084
    @randallgreen4084 11 місяців тому +2

    I want to know what Talia did that she needs security footage deleted? Ryan needs to know that you can check into the casino but you can never leave. Adam has the food schedule down pat.

  • @sheilapate7604
    @sheilapate7604 11 місяців тому +4

    Omg is this going to be me next year I going on my first cruise

    • @RussellBrosGarage
      @RussellBrosGarage 11 місяців тому +2

      You will love it, I'm going on my 9th in Feb! To me it's the perfect vacation. Melanie

    • @RussellBrosGarage
      @RussellBrosGarage 11 місяців тому +1

      Nobody tells you but Room Service food is free, order a Cheeseburger and Fries at 3am! I have! :)

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 11 місяців тому +1

      @@RussellBrosGarage 9th? Lol you just like my in laws they loved it too

  • @GenXNick
    @GenXNick 11 місяців тому

    Senor Frogs : Cancun, Mexico 1998. Good times!

  • @WeberIMayRoam
    @WeberIMayRoam 11 місяців тому +1

    *Raises Hand* Hi, I'm the person Adam based his caricature on.
    *Hangs head in shame*
    Oooh, the pizza place is open!

  • @larrysouthern5098
    @larrysouthern5098 11 місяців тому

    I would want to know where the skeet shooting area and classes are at......
    And just stay there the entire trip...
    Pirates are real and you know...
    You never know..
    😮

  • @04straw
    @04straw 11 місяців тому

    Dark jeans! 😂

  • @BradleyBoy
    @BradleyBoy 11 місяців тому +2

    RIP Steve Irwin

  • @blazelightshine2311
    @blazelightshine2311 11 місяців тому

    I think Steve would forgive that sting ray

  • @rucker69
    @rucker69 10 місяців тому

    Half of the reason I watch this channel is to check if Talia is still wearing a ring. Foiled again!

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 11 місяців тому

    The bingo LOL

  • @adamkelloway3325
    @adamkelloway3325 11 місяців тому

    Iv been to senor frogs in Cancun