@@SomeWeeboLoser Well, technically, Pit is confirmed to be over 25 years old, as Uprising's in-game dialogue mentions a 25-year difference from the first game.
But according to Game Theory, humans CAN actually crouch into the size we see in the games, It's nothing impressive if you're flexible enough, unlike me.
@@DIDI666PK More along the lines of what your build is and how you use it. I'm 5'9" and I have what one would call a very stocky, broad build... in other words kind of on the "blocky" side, yet I could take up only the bottom half of a locker if I so chose... or hide on a random shelf in the closet... I also could squeeze into a laundry bin and cover up in towels and you'd never know I was there to begin with... Until you try to pick it up XD
I like how Samus kicks the scale away from Rosalina because she's not using her actual body weight she just hovering and Samus was right 10/10 for Samus
(correction) *Kirby:* Poyo (◕‿◕) (adorable Kirby tumble) *Translation:* This flesh only hides the abyss that lies below the universe. Soon, you will all perish, forgotten in the depths of the endless void.
Fun fact: Zero suit (and without boots) Samus is as tall and weighs just as much as Kylo Ren- standing at 6’3” and weighing 198 pounds. However, Samus is much more muscular as she was trained and raised by the Chozo. And Samus with her suit is slightly taller and heavier.
You also have to take into account that she has Chozo DNA (and now Metroid DNA) in her body, which is bound to change her biology, maybe increasing the density of her muscles and thus body weight.
@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end now mix it with the mistery nature of endermen and the posibility to teleport, add some destruction that they cause when they are in group and you will get somethings much much worse like a final boss or something like that
I'm still new to the Metroidverse. Please enlighten me by telling if that's a joke or lore accurate.. or just a headcanon because what you said makes sense-
@@lonelypancake5979 They are Chozo, and only the Mawkin tribe are still warriors, the tribe that raised her is the Thoha tribe. Though members of both tribes did add their DNA to her.
Samus: Oh yes. Good times. Sonic: Yeah. I can't get the image of you kicking my head OUT of my head. Bayonetta: Dont remind me. Joker: Are you & Peach still friends? Samus: Of course. I even still hang out with the other girls. Like Rosalina, who still needs to... Rosalina: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT! Samus: What? Lose weight? Wii Fit Trainer: Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Samus. (Rosalina smacked her own face.) Rosalina: God Damnit. Wii Fit Trainer: Come on, Rosalina. We got some exercises to do. (She dragged Rosalina out of the gang.) Rosalina: I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, SAMUS! Samus: Geez. Angry much? Olimar: Guys, check it out. Dark Samus is hanging out with both Enderman & Sephiroth. This could mean one thing: A triple date. Which could also mean a triple... Samus: DONT YOU DARE SAYING THE S WORD! Olimar: I wasn't gonna say a curse word. Samus: The other S word. Olimar: What other S word? I was gonna say ship. (Samus kicked Olimar to a wall.) Olimar: Oh. That was the other S word. Gotcha. Samus: Can't believe people like him do some weird shippings. Sonic: Welcome to my world, sister. Ridley: Not as weird as you rolling into a ball at Yoga class. Samus: Shut up, Ridley. Why don't you go & hang out with your Kirby clone. Ridley: I am. He's right here with me. Ridley Kirby: Poyo! Samus:... Damn it. I can't deny how cute Kirby is like that. Cloud: Same here. I thought you were gonna hang out with Sephiroth? Ridley: Um, hello. Didn't you heared what Olimar told us? Cloud: Oh yeah. (Pyra & Mythra showed up.) Pyra: Hey, Samus. We got a letter for you. Mythra: We are just delivering it to you. We don't want you to think that its from us. Samus: Thanks, girls. (She opened the letter.) Samus: Oh. Its a drawing titled: "Samus's most favorite shipping" It's a drawing of Dark Samus, Sephiroth & Enderman having... (She screamed loudly.) Samus: OLIMAR! DID YOU DRAW THIS? Olimar: Nope... But my respects to the actual artist. Samus: JUST GREAT! NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT MY HEAD! Excuse me. (Samus barfed.) Sonic: What was that all about? (He sees the drawing as well.) Sonic: Why are those 3 all naked? Oh no. This drawing is giving me... R34 VIBES! (He barfed as well.) Joker: If Olimar didn't draw this... Pyra & Mythra: And it definitely wasn't us. Ridley: Dont look at me. I like torturing Samus but I don't go that far. And it definitely wasn't Kirby because he's with me the whole time. (Pichu walked by & stopped.) Pichu: Pi chu pichu. (Not me neither.) (Pichu left.) Bayonetta: Then who did it? (Rosalina was giggling maniacly from a distance.) Rosalina: I told you I was gonna make you pay. 😈
Cloud: Son of a Shining Pearl... Me: And Brilliant Diamond! Cloud, Mythra: ? Me: .... You know, Brilliant Diamond as Gen 4 remakes are finally official?
This is officially my Samus. The Laid Back Warrior from Space who can enjoy some Peace and Everybody's Chill with, but when the Job needs done she gets Super Serious. I also like the Fanverse's Headcanon of Smash being her way to let go of her Anti-Social Problems for awhile....but deep down you know she still holds those Nightmares...
That morph ball beach outfit was an epic troll move! Can't imagine Samus would be shy about flaunting her killer body on the beach though. But only if it suits her.
and how they will look like And more importantly How powerful they are gonna be with the enderman mystery nature and teleport power and the Phazon powers
That Morph Ball joke is the best thing us humans have created Outside of getting Kirby to say Pyra but this is about an orange ball not a pink ball darn it
Me: Woah... Zee: Hey did you guys here, Gen 4 remakes are happening? Zekrom: I heard that they might be using the models from Pokemon Home in the new games but that's just me.
6:50 As a matter of fact, Ridley is hardly ever the same person (or dragon...?) He has been killed and revived (or rebuilt) a bunch of times, so he could easily have been created in a smaller form so he could get into Smash. It also explains why he isn't in Dread 😂
4:58 Wait, when everything dissolve except for the brain what's about the eyes? How can Samus see where she's rolling. She could start from a level and dunk into lava after one minute😕😕
7:09 this is actually Ridley In Metroid 1. He was tiny af there too, but that was because of his legs being up front. The same thing accounts to mecha Ridley from zero mission too though, but that one is huge either way, so, Oh god this thing must be giant
Let's think about this for a second. Samus is part human, part Chozo, AND part Metroid. What's next? They gonna cross breed her with those little imp things from Super Metroid? Just saying, she's lucky she was able to stay beautiful with all the gene splicing
Samus, Dark Samus, or Zero Suit Samus?
Normal Samus
@Fireoshi same
Heart me pls
Sam
Dark
I imagine that Samus is that one humble person who's always chill and everyone likes her.
Yeah seems like that
She more like guts no?
Except Ridley
Except when she's on a mission, then she's a savage.
Then when she suits up she's like "battle face chucklefucks. No ones going home a loser tonight unless I fucking aay so!"
Pit: *Finally musters the courage to ask Samus out*
Samus: “Hehehe Morph Ball go brr”
Poor Pit lol
Don't mind me I'm just waiting for when some dumby comments that "Pit is to young for Samus" or something like that.
Bro Zelda is more better
@@SomeWeeboLoser Well, technically, Pit is confirmed to be over 25 years old, as Uprising's in-game dialogue mentions a 25-year difference from the first game.
@@fictionfan0 yeah, I know.
**shows Samus rolling into a ball**
**immediately explains that she doesn’t actually role into a ball**
i think the second comic practically implies why she rolls into a ball... to not have these extreme amounts of stress and pain
But according to Game Theory, humans CAN actually crouch into the size we see in the games, It's nothing impressive if you're flexible enough, unlike me.
@@specter_8885 eeeh... depends on your size
@@DIDI666PK More along the lines of what your build is and how you use it. I'm 5'9" and I have what one would call a very stocky, broad build... in other words kind of on the "blocky" side, yet I could take up only the bottom half of a locker if I so chose... or hide on a random shelf in the closet... I also could squeeze into a laundry bin and cover up in towels and you'd never know I was there to begin with... Until you try to pick it up XD
Almost like a Droidika.
Samus: Wait- what am I saying? It’s like I’m calling Ridley cute! This is so weird...
Rule 34 Artists: Hey Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!
I praise your comment
@@pie9458 yes
Lol
I hate to admit it, but you’re totally right.
Lol
I like how Samus kicks the scale away from Rosalina because she's not using her actual body weight she just hovering and Samus was right 10/10 for Samus
Yeah one of my favorite parts
Samus: roll*
everyone: where's the logic in that?
kirby: understandable
And sonic
(correction)
*Kirby:* Poyo (◕‿◕)
(adorable Kirby tumble)
*Translation:* This flesh only hides the abyss that lies below the universe. Soon, you will all perish, forgotten in the depths of the endless void.
Logic: Aight' Imma head out.
2:15 when you realize samus was raised by bird people
XD
And was made by them to be part bird.
4:13 when you KNOW Samus was raised by bird people.
Oh was like Dame
Welp not all people are N O R M A L
Fun fact: Zero suit (and without boots) Samus is as tall and weighs just as much as Kylo Ren- standing at 6’3” and weighing 198 pounds. However, Samus is much more muscular as she was trained and raised by the Chozo.
And Samus with her suit is slightly taller and heavier.
You also have to take into account that she has Chozo DNA (and now Metroid DNA) in her body, which is bound to change her biology, maybe increasing the density of her muscles and thus body weight.
Isn’t she also in heels the entire time?
@@leblanc3536 only recent design issues.
…
so what does that even mean? is that 1,5 meters, 2 meters, 1,8 meters, try to speak plainly, without context this dosn't really mean anything.
“I wonder what their children will look like.”
-Olimar, casually
Phazon endermen -samus sarced out of her mimd
Oh God I'm going to have nightmares of that
Phazon Genovas are so much more terrifying
@@Alpha-omega-beginning-and-end now mix it with the mistery nature of endermen and the posibility to teleport, add some destruction that they cause when they are in group and you will get somethings much much worse like a final boss or something like that
@@specterknight0542 sepiroth nearly destroyed the planet…TWICE
Ever seen an ender man do that?
Also sepiroth can teleport
you'd break your hand if you'd volleyball with samus
But they can try to play bowling with her
@@nucleonegro9762 YOOOO
Or mega golf
XD
Yes
For a bounty hunter who blows up planets on a daily basis
She's pretty chill
2:15
When you realize Samus is actually part warrior space bird
I'm still new to the Metroidverse. Please enlighten me by telling if that's a joke or lore accurate.. or just a headcanon because what you said makes sense-
@@kioshikarazu1728 she was raised by a race of warrior birds (who’s name escapes me) and I believe they fused some of their DNA with her.
@@lonelypancake5979 that answers it, thanks so much!
@@lonelypancake5979 They are Chozo, and only the Mawkin tribe are still warriors, the tribe that raised her is the Thoha tribe.
Though members of both tribes did add their DNA to her.
0:51 samus seems like a well rounded individual
Good pun
* Ba Dum TISS
Samus: Oh yes. Good times.
Sonic: Yeah. I can't get the image of you kicking my head OUT of my head.
Bayonetta: Dont remind me.
Joker: Are you & Peach still friends?
Samus: Of course. I even still hang out with the other girls. Like Rosalina, who still needs to...
Rosalina: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!
Samus: What? Lose weight?
Wii Fit Trainer: Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Samus.
(Rosalina smacked her own face.)
Rosalina: God Damnit.
Wii Fit Trainer: Come on, Rosalina. We got some exercises to do.
(She dragged Rosalina out of the gang.)
Rosalina: I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS, SAMUS!
Samus: Geez. Angry much?
Olimar: Guys, check it out. Dark Samus is hanging out with both Enderman & Sephiroth. This could mean one thing: A triple date. Which could also mean a triple...
Samus: DONT YOU DARE SAYING THE S WORD!
Olimar: I wasn't gonna say a curse word.
Samus: The other S word.
Olimar: What other S word? I was gonna say ship.
(Samus kicked Olimar to a wall.)
Olimar: Oh. That was the other S word. Gotcha.
Samus: Can't believe people like him do some weird shippings.
Sonic: Welcome to my world, sister.
Ridley: Not as weird as you rolling into a ball at Yoga class.
Samus: Shut up, Ridley. Why don't you go & hang out with your Kirby clone.
Ridley: I am. He's right here with me.
Ridley Kirby: Poyo!
Samus:... Damn it. I can't deny how cute Kirby is like that.
Cloud: Same here. I thought you were gonna hang out with Sephiroth?
Ridley: Um, hello. Didn't you heared what Olimar told us?
Cloud: Oh yeah.
(Pyra & Mythra showed up.)
Pyra: Hey, Samus. We got a letter for you.
Mythra: We are just delivering it to you. We don't want you to think that its from us.
Samus: Thanks, girls.
(She opened the letter.)
Samus: Oh. Its a drawing titled: "Samus's most favorite shipping" It's a drawing of Dark Samus, Sephiroth & Enderman having...
(She screamed loudly.)
Samus: OLIMAR! DID YOU DRAW THIS?
Olimar: Nope... But my respects to the actual artist.
Samus: JUST GREAT! NOW I CAN'T GET IT OUT MY HEAD! Excuse me.
(Samus barfed.)
Sonic: What was that all about?
(He sees the drawing as well.)
Sonic: Why are those 3 all naked? Oh no. This drawing is giving me... R34 VIBES!
(He barfed as well.)
Joker: If Olimar didn't draw this...
Pyra & Mythra: And it definitely wasn't us.
Ridley: Dont look at me. I like torturing Samus but I don't go that far. And it definitely wasn't Kirby because he's with me the whole time.
(Pichu walked by & stopped.)
Pichu: Pi chu pichu. (Not me neither.)
(Pichu left.)
Bayonetta: Then who did it?
(Rosalina was giggling maniacly from a distance.)
Rosalina: I told you I was gonna make you pay. 😈
Nice comic man
I don't know how to feel about this.
Cloud: Son of a Shining Pearl...
Me: And Brilliant Diamond!
Cloud, Mythra: ?
Me: .... You know, Brilliant Diamond as Gen 4 remakes are finally official?
All the video in a comic. Nice
@@frangurruwombocombo3206 yes
“ aw, but I like alien ships!”
Get it?
I never saw a more accurate protrayed of Olimar in a comic lmao
Ye
2:16 Samus: I-I was raised by birds.
1:50 took me a few seconds to get, but it's because Samus was raised by a race of hyper intelligent bird-people.
This is officially my Samus. The Laid Back Warrior from Space who can enjoy some Peace and Everybody's Chill with, but when the Job needs done she gets Super Serious. I also like the Fanverse's Headcanon of Smash being her way to let go of her Anti-Social Problems for awhile....but deep down you know she still holds those Nightmares...
Samus was raised by birds so she probably did eat a lot of worms growing up.
Cloud: I bet they're plotting something sinister right now, as we speak.
Ridley: NAH FAM, we just want to lay off a while
Mah boi Ridley is a big parent-eating softie.
He is a scary boop snoodle.
@Mikaela Rivera no. I don't give memes, I just watch them.
Edit: apparently saying no is offensive. Fucking hell.
@Mikaela Rivera how!? All I said was no. I never even said that I was gonna give you one!
Saying "no" isn't offensive.
Ridley wants too chill
Sephiroth: Not really. Pichu wanted to play tag
Bayonetta saying “dreadful!” is even funnier after Metroid Dread.
But then Sakurai decided to add Dark Samus into the game as if Ridley wasn’t enough already. Cloud only has Sephiroth to deal with.
"It's ya boi, Mario" Samus, 2021
I fight for my sympathy.
You'll get no friends from me.
Sephiroth: That's fine, I've got enough symphony to go around
@@doreenjohnson5903 ESTUANS INTERIS IRA VEHEMENTI SEPHIROTH! 🥁🎺
4:10 I'm still wondering how the hell she can endure having her face squashed on the floor without her suit
space bird dna
Samus is a better hero than Spider-Man!! She doesn't hide behind a mask like that menace!!!
A Gingerbread Man is starting to think YOU are the menace J. With your rapid negative influence.
The funny thing is Ridley was really joking about posture
That's neat 😀
I'm a pro samus simp
Everwone is bro!
@@Ocalvolamina yup
Me too
You're not a simp if you simp for Samus. You're a person of culture.
Yay, somewhere where I can be myself
*Kirby speaks more fluent than usual*
Me: wait that's illegal
"Samus and Ridley gets awkward" is still my favourite because it has Kirby in it.😀
With Samus she’s the real deal with those heels
*Lillie wears Samus heels*
Your profile name is lillie but your profile picture is Ms.Piano Nigthmare
Me: Lillie wearing Samus's heels? Now I've seen everything.
First I see a picture of an "adult" version of Pit fighting Dante and now I see this. I have a strange life.
That morph ball beach outfit was an epic troll move!
Can't imagine Samus would be shy about flaunting her killer body on the beach though. But only if it suits her.
2:04 The Wario Waft gets me every time.
Can we just appreciate how good sepiroth sounds here 1:14
Me: hey samus what do YOU know about rolling down in the deep?
Samus: a LOT. I'm curling into a ball that ROLLS
The bayonetta part though
. Yasss
I still think the developers missed a golden opportunity for Samus Final Smash to be the super morph ball bomb
Logic:men stands for many mans
Also Samus:phazon enderMEN
(He’s gonno have too many child’s)
and how they will look like
And more importantly How powerful they are gonna be with the enderman mystery nature and teleport power and the Phazon powers
Steve needs too help
2:25 taking “Gotta go fast!” to a whole new level!
POV: You’d break your hand if you volleyballed with samus
and the peach x samus ship still traumatizes me
What led to this ship...? -Is my question.
Haha lesbian ship go brrr
@@snipingflute4346 same lol
It's kinda creepy
😃🔫
4:23 **offended gasp** oh the disrespect, samus uses long lost Chozo technology, there's no way in hell the federation has access to that.
sometimes a 2v1 isn’t the worst after all
Don’t forget to stay perky guys
It is not the same if some one Els Sas it
Yea
4:15
The fusion TAS walljumps...
2:56 She'd hardly be as successful if she played fair, now would she?
1:20 my man sounds like postal dude
That Morph Ball joke is the best thing us humans have created
Outside of getting Kirby to say Pyra but this is about an orange ball not a pink ball darn it
Great now you need to do a Ridley dub compilation
What are you all doing here? You should watch the pokemon trailer(i already finished it)
I watched it already
Yeah... noooo-
I was not prepared for the plot twist in the story involving Sephiroth and Ridley
Bro today at school our teachers let us play smash bros and mario kart for 2 and a half hours and surprisingly i beat all my friends as samus
4:32-5:10 it just doesn't feel right hearing something like this without Ellen McLain doing GLaDOS's voice
Me: Woah...
Zee: Hey did you guys here, Gen 4 remakes are happening?
Zekrom: I heard that they might be using the models from Pokemon Home in the new games but that's just me.
0:13 ridley is just following mother brain's orders
“You’ll get no sympathy from-“ *gets hit with a down-tilt*
Iron Man:Guess what! I have boot jets and you don't.😎
Samus:Hold my worm!!!
6:50
As a matter of fact, Ridley is hardly ever the same person (or dragon...?)
He has been killed and revived (or rebuilt) a bunch of times, so he could easily have been created in a smaller form so he could get into Smash. It also explains why he isn't in Dread 😂
Remember, villains have a life outside the game you know, like that movie whreak if Ralph
3:36 Ridley was trying to eat Kirby but got decapitated
I'm already subscribed how can I stay more perky
7:54 OMG Wombo combo
6:28 Is Pit just looking at the picture orrrrr.... He Can Read!,(Heh)
I don’t think Samus dissolves when turning into a ball, she’s just crouching
Zero suit is my waifu so I loved these, they were funny as heck.😂
Specially the "I'm gonna eat the 💩 out of that worm." Oh the chozo in her.
Yeah she my Waifu too it was funny 😄
0:24 That was the best in my opinion.
Staying perky is the best perk
Canon ships, exists
The fandom: this is nice. But I like this better
Samus doesn't have a canon ship, though.
1:04 **softly** dont
0:43 My disappointment is unmeasurable and my day is ruined
0:19 they are the most evil villains in game history i bet on all my life saving they will never do that
Phazon JENOVA sounds like a really cool boss idea if Metroid and Final Fantasy get an official crossover.
Please, kirby dont stop slouchigh
3:22 that scream though 😂
6:02 I said it once and I’ll say it again, Guzma is my boi, not Mario or Samus.
3:15
Looking cool joker!
4:58 Wait, when everything dissolve except for the brain what's about the eyes? How can Samus see where she's rolling. She could start from a level and dunk into lava after one minute😕😕
Samus comics are best.
and she is my waifu
@@user-vc3es6zg7u
There are better but she's one of em for me.
I like her line in 6:00.
She gain thug life experience.
this is like the only time I have seen Olimar in a comic dub
I needed this in my life
7:18 Kirby stole Jigglypuffs final smash
My favourite video is the one where she's going to eat a worm.
4:47 Did you know that liquids can:t be compressed?
now I'm waiting for a Fox or Kirby compilation
Fun fact:You’d break your hand if you volleyballed with samus
2:41 even when she crashes into a wall, she still be looking thicc 😎
Simp
@@Neuron-Deactivation that word has lost it's meaning.
7:09 this is actually Ridley In Metroid 1. He was tiny af there too, but that was because of his legs being up front. The same thing accounts to mecha Ridley from zero mission too though, but that one is huge either way, so,
Oh god this thing must be giant
“You’ll get no symphony from m- OOOOOOOOOOOOO”
I think you meant symphony
@@hamisuki247 oh yeah, sorry.
@@bruhmoment8242 no worry
Let's think about this for a second. Samus is part human, part Chozo, AND part Metroid. What's next? They gonna cross breed her with those little imp things from Super Metroid? Just saying, she's lucky she was able to stay beautiful with all the gene splicing
So cute ^^
Nice compilation 👍
This compilation is the BALL HA!
TBH I actually expected Samus to appear in her bikini in the second comic. Top ten anime plot twists.
Alien ships perfect yes just what she needs in both ways sarcastic and literally
Thank god that isn’t how the Morph Ball works. We still don’t quite know how, but it isn’t that. Lol
I will never be with dark Samus get that out of your head
That's very good to know
Yea, too much of a Mama's Boy to date anyone else.
@@samusaran4188 oh
@@samusaran4188 what about snake
Peach: at least your normal zero suit samus
20 seconds later
Me: not anymore
1:42 probably enderman. Sethiroth would probably just use dark Samus, that arrogant jerk probably wouldnt know she liked him
5:38 Yeah, I like Fusion style zero suit Samus the best.