Obvious to you, but it's not obvious to a 13 year old boy. He just thinks they're gonna hold hands and play fortnight all night if he only gets the super ultra platinum secret rare membership. Kids are easily manipulated and it's gross when people prey on that.
@@vsevolodsolovyev5608 partisans don’t fight a twenty year war against several militaries with the goal of forcing a democracy to submit to Islamic rule
@@zacharybarnett8866 I mean the definition of Partisan is 1.a strong supporter of a party, cause, or person 2. a member of an armed group formed to fight secretly against an occupying force, in particular one operating in enemy-occupied Yugoslavia, Italy, and parts of eastern Europe in World War II. so the Taliban is by definition a Partisan group, not all rebels are good or fighting for a just cause although they most likely believe that they are
she actually means she would date someone that knows of her but doesn't watch her stream 24/7. But she is manipulating tier 3 soy boys into believing they have a chance
This is a really smart move by Pokimane, if you think about it. Getting more people to pay for a tier 3 sub to have a chance to a slightly attractive woman?
Want to win the 'lottery"? Meet her randomly, talk to her for a bit without recognizing her and when she says she's a twitch streamer, ask innocently "Oh, what's twitch?" Aside from that, don't slobber, drool, simp, pitch a tent or anything similar, don't act interested, act INTERESTING so that she gets interested in you. But whatever you do, don't tell her you know what twitch is, much less that you're a tier 3 sub lol.
@@redrobsanthem9206 Afghanistan fell back into medieval Islamic rule. With many Califates (warlords) controlling areas and forcing areas of villages to pay tribute / protection 💰 money.
@@bonda_racing3579 the afghan people chose this tho. They are happy with taliban, so untill afghanistan start to export terrorism like qatar and pakistan we should ignore them and leave them to china. China's debt trap will keep them occupied.
honestly idk who's worse: the people that simp that hard for her to donate a tier 3 sub, or pokimane for pulling a stunt like this, because she knows that she's just getting easy money out of these kids. lol.
You know what would be hilarious....if she did a gamer version of the bachelorette, and all of her would be suitors would be all her tier 3 subs. I would watch that just to see the train wrecks.
Bro we’d finally get to see what the simps are like irl. Like we have never known who are these idiots behind the screen, I will dedicate my life to seeing these idiots fight over somebody🤣
I didn’t even watch the video and I’m already mad. I know these simps who make up sick fantasies in their head are going to start subbing even more now that she said that. She’s using them and they refuse to acknowledge it
This feels like a cycle of content: -Pokimane does something -She gets attention and subs from guys who want to sniff her toes -Optimus makes a video -Both get revenue -The cycle continues
Pewdiepie and Marzia from my knowledge, also came together after a Long time private text relationship. There is a difference in that, and being famous already and announcing you’re ready to mingle.
Correction. She is on a different level than the average person because the simps made her what she is today. Without them, she is nothing. Pokimane just happens to be smart enough to use them to her advantage.
The honest truth is Pokimane's tweets affects most people's lives in the West more than the Taliban. So to those dissing people for talking about Pokimane, be honest. The Taliban don't affect your life nearly as much as you claim and there's nothing you can do to make the situation better. But hey! Virtue signal away
i disagree with you tbh, not having a relationship with a fan solely because of the chance they might lie about you is like not getting married solely because they might cheat on you, sometimes you have to take risks
I don't get how people think this is a smart move on her part and that people will fall for this. It's so obvious what she's doing. Then again, anyone who decides to subscribe to her in the first place is already too far gone.
So basically she's catfishing and stealing. She looks nothing like she actually does cuz she covers herself in makeup to get money from people and now she's lying to get more money. If a man did this he'd have his whole life ruined.
Reminds me if this OLD Meme / news story. Said Breaking News: Beyonce Yadda Yadda Yadda. Then below on the News Ticker it said something like: House Fire Kills Family
This was definitely a way to get more tier three subs
Oh absolutely. As much as I hate Pokimane, she’s smart and knows how to manipulate her audience into giving her money
She's a master of influence with the audience she has.
Sounds like Pokimane need some communism
@@purple3018 yep half the time her simps can't even see ten feet in front of them
All part of the plan.
"Temporary twitch thots are, but eternal the force is."
- Grandmaster Yoda
Hello There
RIP Master Plo. It was rough watching you get shot down by the Clones in their ARC-170s
Tiddies are temporary. The glory of the Confederacy of Independent Systems is forever
Yoda spittin facts 🔥
@@kenobigaming5755 genaral kenobi
That’s actually smart, more people will buy a tier 3 sub.
We all know she 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
I wanna buy now… I really want to see
That's big brain thinking
Never thought about it like that…I don’t like Pokimane at all but I have to admit that she’s really out here playing 4-D chess.
NGL Big Brain move on her part.
I'm shocked she hasn't said it yet.
It’s super obvious that Pokimane is just saying stuff like this to get the neckbeards to donate more.
I mean the neckbeards really are dumb to the point they can't tell what a lie is.
@@SpideyfanX true
@@SpideyfanX Not all neckbeards are simps
@@neowolf09 definitely most
Obvious to you, but it's not obvious to a 13 year old boy. He just thinks they're gonna hold hands and play fortnight all night if he only gets the super ultra platinum secret rare membership. Kids are easily manipulated and it's gross when people prey on that.
All Pokimane fans are 13 years old and younger 😂
We all know what they be doing
Nah man most of them are older neckbeards
false, there are sad 30+ year olds there too
@@puurplegiraffe nah both
@@silas5003 that's what he said
Afghanistan: people dying and being subjected to terrorist
Twitter: but pokimane is single and ready to mingle
id call them partisans
meanwhile in North Korea 👀
@@vsevolodsolovyev5608 partisans don’t fight a twenty year war against several militaries with the goal of forcing a democracy to submit to Islamic rule
Ppl’s priorities are so backwards these days smh
@@zacharybarnett8866 I mean the definition of Partisan is
1.a strong supporter of a party, cause, or person
2. a member of an armed group formed to fight secretly against an occupying force, in particular one operating in enemy-occupied Yugoslavia, Italy, and parts of eastern Europe in World War II.
so the Taliban is by definition a Partisan group, not all rebels are good or fighting for a just cause although they most likely believe that they are
Pokemane: A 0% chance is still *technically* a chance. Gotcha Simps
Hold up…
This maths is heavily flawed
that's because behind that zero is a decimal. the chance is as absolutely dismal as EA sets the chances of getting their more desired FIFA cards..
@@-LastStand- 0.0 IS ZERO
@@shadowfreaper8158 0.01%
she actually means she would date someone that knows of her but doesn't watch her stream 24/7. But she is manipulating tier 3 soy boys into believing they have a chance
Nah I guarantee that was purely a business move for more tier 3s
@@MozzeeFootball you gotta respect her hustle tho no cap
If she started messaging fans like carson, i guarantee she wouldn't get cancelled
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Bc women are always innocent
-twatter
She is almost IF not uncancellable as Keemstar
The guy who donated 15k to Pokimane.
"So you're telling me there's a chance..."
Please tell me this is a Dumb and Dumber reference
@@scoutman66 YES! YES! YES!!!!
@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz I grant you the rank of extremely cultured individual 🎖
Quick question did someone actually given her 15k?
@@ahardworker2154 If I said yes, would you believe me
Basically what Optimus is saying here, “Touch grass”
"Touch Wood"?
@@calebbelac5241 that may help for a bit
I just touch myself
i dont got grass i got rock
i touch my dog
She is just doing it for money, she doesn’t care about who she will date.
"She belongs to the streets" -Future
she doesnt even have to date anyone, she will just get the money and that's about it
No your wrong my queen master poki god would never lie and I’m going to be the one she dates.😡😡😡
@@j-cringothepizzaman3687 Is this a joke?
@@limitedperson most likely, I'd be concerned if they weren't joking
Poki: I'd date a tier 3 sub
Simps: Say less
Nash Equilibrium: Haha, that brother starving
I wanna understand what you just said. Explain joke?
Yeah same
High IQ joke
she never said that
@@personifiedjazz if I'm not mistaken, a nash equilibrium is when everyone does the same thing since that's the best option. So you forgot some parts.
This is a really smart move by Pokimane, if you think about it. Getting more people to pay for a tier 3 sub to have a chance to a slightly attractive woman?
The amount of money they throw at her they can pay someone to pretend to be there gf and get some action
Not even slightly attractive lol... and even worse without the makeup.
@@izvicx586 agreed.
Except there is no chance.
Nah she looks like a child
Optimus real talk make a shirt that says"I'm gonna keep it a buck fifty"
Yes
^^^
Yes
Keep it a buck fifty
Only Chad and Tyrone have a chance and they are not subs
I honestly think
The chad would just date a normal person to troll the celebrities chasing him
Wait you play summertime saga
Ah, you're using the old (bad) definition of Chad.
The new (good) Chad wouldn't go within miles of Pokimane.
@@b-chroniumproductions3177 i am talking about THE chad.
@@warbrain1053 THE chad does not touch thots.
The incel misconception of him does.
“The council has allotted you but a singular yike” -therussianbadger
a singular yike
a singular yike
a singular yike
a singular yike
we all know Optimus is just trying to make sure there’s less competition for him
Let’s support him on his quest.
Want to win the 'lottery"? Meet her randomly, talk to her for a bit without recognizing her and when she says she's a twitch streamer, ask innocently "Oh, what's twitch?" Aside from that, don't slobber, drool, simp, pitch a tent or anything similar, don't act interested, act INTERESTING so that she gets interested in you. But whatever you do, don't tell her you know what twitch is, much less that you're a tier 3 sub lol.
I dont get the simping. She's a 6.5 at best.
Honestly. Good advice
@@ApolloMcrib Being "famous" automatically adds 3 points.
@@abdellahsbaa3751 Yeah, um, no stalking. I mean randomly meet her, not 'randomly' lol.
Oh yeah she's 1000% more attracted to a Man that has no clue who she is and doesn't care. That's truth.
And Somehow she was allowed to star in the movie free guy. I thought she was canceled long ago
Wait what?
How
@@yboski8390 exactly
Is it a big role
@@yurichtube1162 probably not
It's crazy how news providers and what not care more about Pokimane "considering" dating a tier 3 sub than a literal country basically disappearing
They do anything for clout
Hold on what’s that last part about
@@redrobsanthem9206 Afghanistan being overrun by Taliban
@@redrobsanthem9206 Afghanistan fell back into medieval Islamic rule. With many Califates (warlords) controlling areas and forcing areas of villages to pay tribute / protection 💰 money.
@@bonda_racing3579 the afghan people chose this tho. They are happy with taliban, so untill afghanistan start to export terrorism like qatar and pakistan we should ignore them and leave them to china. China's debt trap will keep them occupied.
honestly idk who's worse:
the people that simp that hard for her to donate a tier 3 sub, or pokimane for pulling a stunt like this, because she knows that she's just getting easy money out of these kids. lol.
The simps are by far the worst, Everytime. They are causing lasting damage that's going to last for a generation at least
Both cuz the simps dont know how to get a life and poki is exploiting them
Pokimaine tier 3 subs right now
"Intense Heavy Breathing"
Heavy gaming
"Do you ever care beyond 'it's another Optimus video' ?"
Me: *watching for the gameplay and for Optimus clowning on the people who care*
You know what would be hilarious....if she did a gamer version of the bachelorette, and all of her would be suitors would be all her tier 3 subs. I would watch that just to see the train wrecks.
Bro we’d finally get to see what the simps are like irl. Like we have never known who are these idiots behind the screen, I will dedicate my life to seeing these idiots fight over somebody🤣
@@GuardianWithAGu I want to the look on Poki's face she sees the individuals who fawn all over her, and the look disgust would be she hilarious 😂.
@@vincenttaylor6943 You think she would quit after that?
Pokimane dates a tier 3 sub:
Former simps: don't give me hope
lol you already know there’s gonna be a bunch of new tier-3 neckbeards
"begun, the simp wars have" - some wise dude who was quoting Yoda
it'll be a shittier war than the football war of honduras 1969, at least USA ain't involved
alt title: Optimus explains why you can't date Pokimane for 10 minutes
"Carson dates a fan with a 2 year age gap"
"OMG POWER DYNAMIC"
also them: "POKIMANE WOULD DATE ME"
I didn’t even watch the video and I’m already mad. I know these simps who make up sick fantasies in their head are going to start subbing even more now that she said that. She’s using them and they refuse to acknowledge it
smart move from pokimane, she will get even more tier 3 subs.
Imagine she's lying, and is only saying this to get more Tier 3 Subscriptions.
...
Oh my god that exactly what she's doing isn't she?
Obviously. This is Pokimane we're talking about. Of course she'd be a liar like a majority of female streamers.
It's a pretty smart move to be honest
"There's a celebration going on in simp city" is my new favorite Optimus quote
Imagine being so desperate for money you say that you’ll date someone who gives you money.
Gold diggers
who said she's desperate lol
@@lagster1018 is she not?
@@lagster1018 is she not?
@@localbear9444 optimus clearly says she's a millionaire lol
i get wet every time optimus says "Lets keep it a buck 50"
This feels like a cycle of content:
-Pokimane does something
-She gets attention and subs from guys who want to sniff her toes
-Optimus makes a video
-Both get revenue
-The cycle continues
Exactly.
everyone wins
Conspiracy time: Pokimane and Optimus have been secretly colluding on all this the entire time
@@066kshitizvsingh4 *x-files music plays*
Step 1: Be a tier 3 sub
Step 2: Become a discord mod
Step 3: Get rejected
Man, guess those tier 1 and tier 2 subs better start paying up.
Come on guys, y'all lacking!
Who would wanna date Imane? That seems like it would be horrible.
Especially since how close in personality she is to Alinity. Pokimane is a 1/900 in terms of looks and personality.
@@SpideyfanX savage
Deadass, even the freak show kicked her out.
"i'm just gonna absorb your shots all game bud" - Optimus
Does optimus think the Afghanistan war is more important then the great simp wars?
it's a privilege to be born in the West and not Afghanistan that makes us capable of comparing these two things
Americans have terrible priorities. We don't care.
ikr
If I had a buck fifty every time optimus said “a buck fifty”, I’d have over a buck fifty
Optimus hit the reverse card real hard with this video and I love it.
so youre telling me, almost the ENTIRETY of Afghanistan is GONE, and this website thought "pokemane is down bad" is news
She's a great business woman and knows how to pull the strings of her followers.
“She’s a great business woman”
B R U H . . .
@@strangerofthe2067 might be the lowest of the low but she's doing what she has to do to get more money
Literaly all luck and single digit iq moves the simps are just that braindead
@jack patton I agree
this is such a good marketing strategy because now there will be more tier 3 subs
you have doof and squidward mixed together. love it.
Ya
You mean manipulation strategy
"Theres a celebration going on in SIMP CITY" - Optimus 2k21
This is the SFW equivalent of when an OnlyFans model holds contest to do fans :)
My boy nailed it with the *watching it just because its another Optimus video*💯💯💯
she has succesfully tricked thousands into being tier 3's
Let me find out Optimus trying to eliminate the competition.
Imagine dating her, you would have to see her morning face everyday, and we already know what it looks like lol
“Everything you need is yours and already around you” -Miyamoto Mushashi
I like it.
optimus just trying to get our hopes down so he will have more of a chance lol
this is a joke btw
Pewdiepie and Marzia from my knowledge, also came together after a Long time private text relationship. There is a difference in that, and being famous already and announcing you’re ready to mingle.
She will date so many people that she would need to do a reunion with them
Imagine Pokimane having "fun" on The Hub.
@@josueveguilla9069 no lol
@@Lions2th Why not? Is that so wrong?
@@josueveguilla9069 no, i just don't wanna imagine it.
@@Lions2th Why not? It's fun.
btw ur the only ytber i know that does charity every vid ur one of the best ytber out there
Correction. She is on a different level than the average person because the simps made her what she is today. Without them, she is nothing. Pokimane just happens to be smart enough to use them to her advantage.
you uploaded this video faster than I could finish the other one
It would be illegal for pokimane to date any of her fans since all of them are 12
We all know society would somehow be okay with an older WOMAN Dating a child.
You can’t even lie, this is a 200 IQ business move on her part.
The honest truth is Pokimane's tweets affects most people's lives in the West more than the Taliban. So to those dissing people for talking about Pokimane, be honest. The Taliban don't affect your life nearly as much as you claim and there's nothing you can do to make the situation better. But hey! Virtue signal away
The taliban is terrible for women and anyone who respects the 🇺🇸 but the sjw won't care about those marginalized groups.
You have a better chance of getter hit on the head by a coconut, struck by an astroid, attacked by a shark, and winning the lottery in the same day.
She’s smart. Can’t hate a hustler for hustling
But will you make some sort of video on Afghanistan 🇦🇫
She's just trying to make the bag and I respect it.
@jack patton
True
@jack patton on god
Bro i just found your soundcloud man, why dont you do more man, keep it up
She knows what she's doing
That is a legendary save at 7:24 my friend. Well played.
Pokimane fanbase is the simpsons without the son
7:25 that’s an amazing save bro
Pretty bold of Imane to not admit that she'd only date Tier 3's for money only.
“How did you two meet”
“He bought a tier 3 sub and donated 100 bits what a cutie pie”
So when Carson dates a fan it’s a disgusting abuse of power but when pokimane does it it’s completely fine….
Just shows the power Imbalance between men and women with certain stuff like court
Yeah but they were like 17
@@riddyrid yes but a closer age gap
@@riddyrid 2 months away from being 18 bro
Because shes woman
When I read the title the first thing that came to my mind was marketing 101
I see your point, but not everyone dates solely based off of the money someone else makes..
*But yeah, Afghanistan is much more relevant news*
It's Pokimane we're talking about. I'm not surprised in the slightest that this is news.
I'm uninterested in poke so I stopped half-way through the video. But I left a like cuz you're the homie
"alright what's going on everybody" makes my day
i disagree with you tbh, not having a relationship with a fan solely because of the chance they might lie about you is like not getting married solely because they might cheat on you, sometimes you have to take risks
"depends on the situation" translates to "I'd fake date them and grab all the tier 3's simping money"
Please talk about Daniel Larson and Grace vanerwaal I will stay tuned
Anyone here remembering the commentary crusade about Pokimane? Man that was the best Video on this channel I've ever witnessed 🔥🔥👌🏻
When one of the most recent biggest global event is going on and your stuck on the pokimane article team
Wait until tier 3 realizes even if one did have a chance there could only be one and the fanbase cannibalizes itself
My daily news outlet, more reliable than any of the ones on tv at this point and it’s a million times funnier
I don't get how people think this is a smart move on her part and that people will fall for this. It's so obvious what she's doing.
Then again, anyone who decides to subscribe to her in the first place is already too far gone.
So basically she's catfishing and stealing. She looks nothing like she actually does cuz she covers herself in makeup to get money from people and now she's lying to get more money. If a man did this he'd have his whole life ruined.
She'd say that and then immediately take it back as soon as she saw what a tier 3 sub looks like.
What? You mean the 50 year old guy who still thinks he's in his early 20s?
Will you do a video about Afghanistan?
Well...you know.....until she actually SEES what a tier 3 sub looks like.
2:07 the freaking coronavirus was once just another Optimus video for me so lol
Ayyy its another optimus video.
We go to Afghanistan not being a country to pokimane saying she would date a fan
Day 131 of asking Optimus to bring the dope outro back
This is called her "Marketing strategy"
Women have been trading companionship for financial security since the dawn of time. It's the oldest social contract there is.
Reminds me if this OLD Meme / news story. Said Breaking News: Beyonce Yadda Yadda Yadda. Then below on the News Ticker it said something like: House Fire Kills Family
And just like that the numbers of tier 3 subs HAS GREATLY INCREASED