This guy thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger. And It's awesome | So Bad It's Good 276 - Pressure Point
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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When an accountant tries to remake True Lies on the budget of a Happy Meal, you get a vanity project called Pressure Point. Though not as egotastic as other movies we've watched, this one still has some fun moments. And it has Steve Railsback!
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This is a movie that feels like the main Character wrote this script when he was 12 and was only able to film it when he was 42.
I think you nailed it! That's hilarious.
Indeed. This is the movie version of a late 40s balding guy in a 25 years old Ferrari.
Wait until you have a midlife crisis, buddy! Lol
@JasonBrant
This cheesy made for VHS horror movie would make a great addition to your channel.
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That's probably most vanity projects 😜
21:06 - Don't clap too much, that explosion was stock footage. ;)
Originally filmed for the 1987 Burt Reynolds movie "Malone", to be exact.
Oh wow, never knew that, but I should’ve assumed it was pulled from somewhere else 🤔
That explains it.
Ahh, that makes sense. Seemed way too good for this.
@@JasonBrant "Malone" would be suitable for a So Bad It's Good episode, by the way. It's kinda like an '80s Charles Bronson/Cannon film.
“You son of a bitch” after Dillon had me cracking up!! And I know there’s people watching this that sadly enough didn’t get it 🤣
Steve Railsback always looks like he stepped out of the zombie machine from the movie Dead Heat.
Haha!
Or he came back from riding on the vampire mothership from Lifeforce.
@@patrickstivers7387 That's what happens when you make out with Locutus of Borg.
I always thought he kind of looked like a guy thinking: "How did I go from making out with a naked Matilda May, to making out with Patrick Stewart, to being in this crap?"
He was the second most famous actor in Nukie, remember that. Trauma. Though her exposure to Nukie didn’t prevent Glynis Johns from living past her 100th birthday, so I guess it all depends…
“Thermos in his pants” has me actually crying 😂
🤣
Frank Stallone and Robert Englund had a baby...this man...a real pro who did his own stunt tumbling down the mountain...
😂
🤣🤣
Bill Murray, not Frank.
You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
Definitely Bill Murray ..
I just noticed that his "Superior" in the movie was played by Larry Linville, Major Frank Burns, himself.
Who aged 30 years in 10.
@@noahlee9860 M,.A.S.H ended in 83 so when this movie came out it would be 14 years later. .
@@thepayne7862 oh no! I apologize for being imprecise.
I figured half way through that I knew him from somewhere and looked up the IMDb. Blew me away it was ole frank. He aged like a 15 year old can of beer lol 🤣
Didn't recognize him at all.
Im surprised you guys didnt immediately comment how the main dude looked kind of like a less-fit Bill Murray.
I see a Payton Manning
Absolutely! That was my first impression.
I see Scott Stapp mixed with Peyton Manning mixed with Bill Murray
I thought Same
@@phillipharris9824 ...Ok, Stapp, nice try. You're never going to pass Baio on the list of recognizable Hollywood Scotts, so stop posting on terrible movie videos to try to get people to search your name.
(Who's Scott Stapp?)
The main character looks like Peyton Manning, if Peyton Manning went into real estate instead of football.
good call...or frank stallone and robert englund had a baby
If Manning was a CPA.
@@JasonBrant Temu brand Payton Manning. Pay-temu-anning.
“Paymentplan Manning”
@@zombie.. Payment Planning
"We have True Lies at home"
💯
This is "False Truths"
If the drunk, creepy uncle you only see on holidays made a movie.
Haha, goddamn.
The kind of movie that Ashton Kutcher prevents in Butterfly Effect.
I'm more scared of the sober creepy uncle
8 ball Paul coming thru!! "Yeah, he is a seal." I was waiting for a 5 head comment.
Oh, we talk about the hair, haha.
Dave's shirt is hysterical btw....and the last video where Brian was talking about the car make and Dave was like, "I/No one don't give(s) a shit." I never recovered.
That "Ferrari' was a ferrette I believe.
I'm still laughing about that too.
No one rails you in the back like Steve Railsback.
He's the best.
we need... The Empire Rails Back.
i saw larry linville on the cover and instantly was "omg its major frank burns!" and a little sad no one recognised him from MASH
I thought that the main character was Jim Belushi at first.
Haha
..I thought that it might be Colin Mockery's son/nephew. hehehe
That's it. I was not able to put my finger on it but are absolutely correct. Especially when he wears the suit.
These kind of movies really make me appreciate the skill it takes people like Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Statham to make those macho-oneliners seem cool 😂
For real.
That Total Lies joke was brilliant :D
Now to find or make True Recall.
He nailed that one.
Rifftrax version of this movie was hilarious.
Yeah?
@@JasonBrant Yeah it's pretty good.
And MST3k riff of "Time Chasers" is great too. Same main guy (Peyton Mannin) vanity project, made in Vermont , also by Edgewood studios - owned by the same dude. He's made multiple movies. King of the vanity projects. Actually at this point he gave a solid go at actually making a movie studio so I feel bad saying vanity project.
@FreejackVesa the main guy in this isn't the lead in Time Chasers. The lead in Time Chasers is one of the "thugs" he fights at the convenience store. Matthew Bruch, he's also a stuntman that David Giancola knew.
@@JasonBrant your take is good too. I just saw it first on rifftrax. Like you I am a lover of terrible films. MST3K, Rifftrax, you guys, WMWM. There is some overlap as I am sure you are aware.
Instead of Peter in Family Guy kicking everybody saying....Roadhouse, Roadhouse! It's ...Railsback! Railsback!
Yes!
Road House! Rails Back! Road Back! Rails House! Rails Road! Road Rails! Road Back!
He looks like 1980s Phil Collins. I can't take this serious as an action film for that reason alone.
Amazing, isn't it?
Nah He looks more like Peyton Manning.
Holy crap! The old guy that brought him the teddy bear and was in the theatre is Larry Linville! Frank Burns from MASH! FERRET FACE!
Good old Edgewood Studios, now there's a rabbit hole.
I gotta see more by them.
@@JasonBrantthey did Time Chasers and Icebreaker, which stars Sean Astin just before Lord of the Rings
@@JasonBrant David Giancola is a master of big idea poor execution. Time Chasers, Axecelerator, Radical Jack, Pressure Point. All amazing.
Located in Rutland, Vermont. Hence, why some of the settings were in Vermont.
"I hope to see my friend Andy again." 😂
At least you got that line. Brian and Dave didn't get it.
The lead guy looks like he can play leisure suit Larry
OH MY GOD
The actor who played the bad guy in True lies is called Art Malik, his character was called Abu Aziz 👍🏻
He was also the villain in A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, which also had Kate Winslet and a young Daniel Craig, weirdly enough.
Every time Jason wears the "FINAL GUY" t shirt, there's a point in the video where it looks like the shirt says something else.
In the thumbnail he looks like Bill Murray with a slow puncture
🤣
bill murray and frank stallone had a baby
Crow of MST3k said it best about the main actor who was also in "Time Chasers," a movie they also riffed on... "This cant be our star? I will not accept this as our star. Sorry."
But he's so close to being Arnold...
Matthew Bruch, who was one of the guys in the convenience store, was the star of Time Chasers.
@@JasonBrantArnold Stang, perhaps.
They missed their opportunity to create the ultimate theme song. Baby Got Railsback.
I want to invest in Bryan's vanity project.
Let's make it happen.
Brian's vanity project would probably be him running down a street, pointing at all the cars and naming them.
As a fellow sufferer of withering hairline, I’d like to audition for the sidekick role.
Same here with thr hair line we can call it the receders
@@stevenperez2485 Recedevenge
That movie transitioned quick from True Lies to Total Recall to The Fugitive to Roadhouse without resolving any of the previous themes.
Also, I can't unsee Peyton Manning's face
The power of vanity keeps us moving on!
PS. I was wrong - discount Bill Mueray keeps us going on.
Nothing fuels us more.
Ooooh a fave on Rifftrax!
Nice.
Was ist der Rifftrax?
Definitely! Love the references 😄🤌
I want Dave to make a jazz flute album. I'll add bass if he wants it. Either way, it needs to exist.
Also, I have the means to record it...just throwing that out there.
Don't know why, but I read that as "I'll bad ass if he wants....." 😂
@@davidkymdell452 Hahaha, I mean, I could bad ass too, I guess.
Naw. This snoozer fizzled out faster than “Ultra-Violet”
That skydive was roger moore bond scene. That was the stunt man for jaws.
The teddy bear made me think of con air. Why didn't you just put the bunny back in the box? 🤣🤣🤣
I hope 8 ball Paul is a fan of billiards and it's not the alias on his police rap sheet.
I'm guessing it isn't billiards 🤣
The Giancola Triple Feature. Time Chasers, Pressure Point, Ice Breaker!
"Time Chasers"! Hell, yeah!
I definitely gotta see those.
@@JasonBrant expect the same mediocrity as you got with Pressure. Still, I personally love em.
The hilarious clips from previous episodes when references are made have turned every episode into a Best Of. I love it! I would never want to forget that AIDS needle.
If only Short Cop had done a sequel with Weng Weng.
"We didn't a f**king cow."
15:40 Hey look. Cows.
"Cakes don't explode" -- Brian, 2024.
I'll always love Steve Railsback for "Lifeforce". A movie me and my friends called "Titty Vampires From Outer Space" for four years because my dad started recording it after the opening credits and just stopped before the end credits. He was a lazy bootlegger.
The guy in the beginning talking to him in the theater is Larry Linville from M*A*S*H*. He played Frank Burns.
James Cameron didn’t write True Lies. It’s actually the American remake of a French movie called La Totale.
Didn't know it was an adaptation.
@@JasonBrant Any movie with Arnold in it is an adaptation of the English language. Right?!? I'm right...
@@Clem68W ...Wrong
@@clockworkorangecassidy1114 nuh uh
Seriously WHO CARES. Nobody. True Lies will always be a James Cameron classic to all movie lovers
Yes! I love this movie in the "So cheesy it's fun" way
I dug it too.
One of my favorites on Rifftrax, another Edgewood classic
Holy crap that's Larry Linville sitting in the Theater. This would have been 3 years before he died at 60.
That was definitely a Fiero kit car. That cruise control/turn signal stalk is 100% a GM model.
lol. I didn't see your post. I just posted almost the same thing.
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
How's your day, Brants? I'm pretty good today, got a brand new bed!!! Best sleep I've had in months!!!
ON WIT DA FUN
A new bed? Nice!
I sleep in my Laz-E-Boy.
@@joelspringman523 I'm too old for that🤣🤣🤣
@@megatronjenkins2473
I'm too old NOT to do that!
And they’re going to blow it up at noon…while everyone is out somewhere else on lunch 🤣
Truly genius writing.
8:37 Michaela Jackson
Haha, nice!
8:10 This is who they got to replace Michael Jackson when he died during The Pepsi Accident
Haha, nice!
He didn't die, he was abducted by aliens, don't you watch Robot Chicken?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
As someone pointed out, this guy is what your secret agent should look like: some schlub from Vermont that you would never peg as a secret agent.
Thank you I legit peed my pants a little laughing so hard when that tall dude came in with the wife and you said “he’s got a thermos in his pants “ I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you
When you did that one Steve Railsback movie... I knew this one wouldn't be too far behind haha. I mean this movie even has Frank Burns from the M*A*S*H tv show.
"Total Lies" is a perfect title for this movie haha.
Good 'ol vanity projects, never disappointing!
The guy on the right in the convenience store is Matthew Bruch who was the star of a movie called Time Chasers that MST3K riffed. It was supposedly the first feature film directed, written and produced in Vermont. It's like a whole SBIG universe.
20:15 I like to think that Railsback tried to explain the plan to his henchmen, they were too stupid to get it, so he had to create this visual to get them to understand.
From the team that brought you the MST3K favorite, Time Chasers!
Haven't seen Time Chasers yet.
@JasonBrant put it on your to do list.
This guy, Steve Railsback, Neil Breen, and Stephen Segal star in the Highlander 3! gods among men… and there can only be one!
Dude looks like the missing Belushi brother.
The fact Vermont is portrayed as like a Southern hick town is hilarious to me.
13:10 He didn't cover his face. He covered his hairline.
The actress who played the prescutor, went from "Passenger 57" to this lol 😝
Wants to be Arnold Schwarzenegger whilst looking like Bill Murray.
The black woman you guys were saying looks like a Jackson, was in the movie Passenger 57 playing the flight attendant with Wesley Snipes.
Get too the choppa lol 😂
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
How many women have you killed? 🤣
Nice was bored sitting at home and this popped up. Never saw this movie before so time to catch a buzz and watch this movie with you guys. Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘📼📼🍻🍻
Hey, I got one of those t-shirts you guys sell,
KISS HER WHERE IT SMELLS, TAKE HER TO NEW JERSEY!
Steve Railsback was on The X-File
You guys make my days better I love binge watching your reviews. Thank you for putting yourself thru hell for our pleasure!
Our pleasure!
I thought that was Bill Murray in the thumbnail at first
Anyone else recognize Larry Linville (Frank Burns from M*A*S*H) as the guy our hero was reciting Shakespeare to?
It was his final film btw.
@@MrFeatheredSerpent - Hopefully the paycheck he got covered whatever house payment he needed to make
"I hope to see my friend Andy again..." - definitely caught the same Shawshank vibes at the end! 😂
Everyone needs to be sure to go watch the Rifftrax version of this too :D
Yes! Its is supreme gold! Also check out MST3k "Time Chasers" as well! Same people of rifftrax! Worth it!
I always get a kick out of the fact that no one sitting there recognizes well known actors. (Larry Linville/Maj. Frank Burns)
I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax version.
This movie is something else lol.
LUAUGH LUAUGH GET OUTTA HERRE!!! LOL 😂 what a amazing movie lop 😂😂😂😂
haha
Man, Brian is bringing the jokes hard on this one!
Hahaha that slow headturn..😂😂😂
There was a cow scene as soon as he got to Vermont lol, cant believe you didn't see them.
Good call on the Dodge Spirit.
Did Dave fall asleep at the 9:45 minute mark? He looked like my dad trying to keep a conversation after falling asleep in church 🤣
This was made by Edgewood Studios, which is based in Vermont. They also made Time Chasers which MST3K fans should recognize. Rifftrax also riffed this movie, so it's one of the movies on your channel I've actually seen.
This is an epically GREAT (bad) movie classic IMO and you guys make it even better. Thanks and keep up the wonderful entertainment!
At 2:39, always a fan to hear a Korg Wavestation.
Danny McBride's character from "Tropic Thunder" was in charge of the explosion.
8:31 "your honor, as you can clearly see...he's guilty-he"
29:23 that’s definitely a Fierrari. That cruise control stalk is the same GM one that was in my 84 Chevy Caprice.
that was a really great explosion!! all the budget went there!!
Legendary Dave has a laugh like Henry Hill in Goodfellas
Gotta love when fellow vanity project movie makers help out other vanity project movie makers.
Great Vanity project movie Criteria:
-Hero character, who must be the best at EVERYTHING. Funniest, strongest, toughest, best looking, best singer, etc. If you someone asks if you're the best at something, YOU SAY YES!
-Side characters must always praise and practically worship the hero.
-dialogue is terrible and unintentionally funny
-Awkward or even gross sex scenes
-At least one cast member must be drunk the entire movie, in real life.
-Must only date and bed hotties, with no effort. They just simply can't help themselves.
-You must boast talents you think you are good at, but in real life you're not at all.
-Include actual songs written and sung by vanity hero.
-Have lots of ugly side characters around you to make you look better. Similar to the blonde hair, gold coat wearing, looking like Ric Flairs mom, lady in Champagne and bullets.
-Plot is that you're just awesome and people will die if they mess with you. No need to have a cohesive story.
-Movie must have at least 3 or 4 completely nonsensical plot points, that are NEVER addressed in the movie.
Who is the other one?
@@JasonBrant Oh my bad, I thought Railsback was a vanity project guy too. B double E, Double R UN, beer run on my part. JK, not drinking yet.
Oh no, Edgewood Studios. There’s a deep, deep rabbit hole you haven’t been down yet.
‘Woody’ is in a lot of their movies for some reason.
I’m going to leave two words here: Radical Jack.
That was 100% a GM cruise control on the indicator stalk.
You guys crack me up, hilarious reactions 👍
Came down here because I was curious if anyone recognized the lead, the follicley-challenged Larry Linville--he must have leapt at the chance to act in something that didn't cast him as a nerdy nebbish, as he was in the M*A*S*H television series.
The main character looks like a cross between Bill Murray and Earthworm Jim.
"He thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger" but he looks like discount Robert Englund.
30:48 concrete faceplant. Ow.
That jumpsuit is Seagalian in proportions