Neil Breen has lost his mind. He fights clip art | So Bad It's Good 268 - Cade The Tortured Crossing
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This is insane, even for Neil Breen. There isn't a single shot at a real location in the entire movie. Everything is green screen. This is so crazy, that we were questioning if he's in on the joke now.
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Using Breen to sell that green was glorious.
He has orthopedic shoes 😅 who? The Tiger??? 😂😂😂
Ok ok Erin we get it you lift and you flex
So bad it’s good family, this movie was as hard to watch as divine eating a dog turd from pink flamingos
No comments on the beard?
Y’know, the thing about Neil Breen he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white
🤣🤣 Well done.
Bravo!! 👏👏👏👏👏
..So that's why he bulk buys tuna.
And then you hear that terrible high-pitched screaming. Usually coming from Erin. Lol
Farewell and ado to you fair Spanish ladies
As an actor, he has the emotional range of someone who has been awake for 36 straight hours.
Because that person had been born 36 hours ago.
Sleep for Neil is a privilege rather than a necessity; especially whenever he's got a new movie in production. The script in his head, and writes itself, practically.
While Sifu Seagal waslks with an air of confidence that's rarely seen in this day and age, Neil Breen stares like a slightly bewildered rodent...
Deer in headlights
Neil Breen : "Who am I? What am I?"
Sifu Seagal: "I do like me the f@$# outta some cookies"
He walks with the air of a dirty diaper.
Bro, im so glad I was alone in the office when I read this because I cackled 😂
Rodent.......lmfao!!
Every scene feels like you're playing a 90s PC FMV point n click game 😂
Nah, it's much worse. : DDD
That’s what I like about it honestly
The dance number really ties this whole thing together.
The pinnacle of filmmaking.
His next movies should be a musical 😁
Breen's philosophy? 'Use Your DELUSION'
Madame Web… is that you?
@@JasonBrant Stalactite, or stalagmite?
My theory about Tortured Crossing is that he did it as a point and click game, realized he had NO idea how to program, and just slapped it into a movie.
Thought the same thing! It felt like a cross between Monkey Island and Mortal Kombat!
This "green screen characters pasted on backgrounds" style fits *exactly* the aesthetics of late '90s Sierra FMV adventure games like Phantasmagoria or Gabriel Knight 2.
This isn't a traditional movie per se, rather than a bad FMV adventure game.
I doubt this man knows what a point & click game is.
He just bought a bunch of pics from Shutterstcok and made a green screen movie using those pics as backgrounds because it's easier than going outside.
@@robotatomico83for me it was Phantasmagoria
I like to imagine David Lynch watching one of Neil's movies and shouting "What the @#!$ is happening?!"
I'd go one step further to imagine Lynch doing an Ed Wood style biopic.
That's like cinematic karma.
"Somehow...Mad Man Breen has returned." -John Carpenter
Man… 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Well lynch does things intentionally so u wouldn't blame him.
Neil has created a movement, a cinema nouveau. We shall call it Breenscreen.
Jason Brant: The Tortured Watching
The Tortured Liver
Never try the Neil Breen drinking game at home. 😂
@@ZERO_O7X It should show a disclaimer on screen "Performed by trained professionals".
What's really torturesome is having Erin's feet dividing all the mind bending Breen scenes.
Cale didn't even get to see his old torture dungeon one last time, sadly. 😞
Neil found an "abandoned buildings" file on Shutterstock and said "PAYDIRT!"
he has got enough content for another 10 movies!
Erin's Mercury poisoning hypothesis is the most plausible explanation for the man I've heard yet
It makes as much sense as anything else.
Laziness is an even better explanation. At least his earlier films had actual locations.
I'll stick with ego, narcissism but mercury is certainly more fun
Caution. These Breenwaves make you laugh and run into oncoming traffic.
There’s enough selenium in tuna that any mercury is seriously reduced….
Neil Breen's next movie will not even have the green screen keyed out. And the move after that will just be Neil Breen staring into the camera for two hours without blinking.
The tiger animation is apparently the ONLY thing Neil let someone else do, and he still micromanaged the shit out of it. The lady who did it said that she COULD do much better (and showed him), but the end result tiger fight is what Neil WANTED.
I was about to post this. Breen looked for someone who could animate a tiger. The person he hired did the job. She wanted to touch up the tiger but he didn't want it. Breenius!
He needs complete artistic control, man! You don't understand how much it hurts him when he has to credit another person in his films.
I believe that he wanted the tiger to be pure white. Or, I guess, to have white stripes rather than black…
@@refinedsugar No one is going to want that baggage following them around for the rest of their career though.
@@SilverSamurai12 plenty of evidence says otherwise lol
The sad part about all of this is that he won two awards for this film; one for 'Best Fantasy Film' and the other for 'People's Choice Award' at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival in 2023. Now he has vindication that he is peak Breen!
Sad? its brilliant. All part of the Legend.
If this was the film that won I'd hate to see the other contenders. 😂
@@TheTruthKiwi . Im all for stoking the delusion. Its just great art.
@@standupstraight9691 Is that you Mr Breen? 😝
@@TheTruthKiwi . I wish, Im not worthy to manage his tuna inventory
I love how he has realised he can shoot EVERYTHING -THE WHOLE DAMN MOVIE in front of a green screen in his living room now so he doesn't even have to venture outside to any bothersome locations. I'm picturing the catering consisting of tv-dinners that were on sale (buy 5 pay for 4) in his freezer and a microwave oven. :)
TV dinners for catering is hilarious.
Breen-screen!
I want the BTS and director’s commentary on the Neil Breen Criterion Collection.
He probably went greenscreen with covid, but it'll be interesting to see if he sticks with it (you just know he's got another movie lined up)
Well, he did claim "catering" in at least one of his movies.
I am struggling with the fact that this video is titled, "Neil Breen has lost his mind". I mean, I have seen clips of his other films, and his mind's picture has been on a milk carton for a VERY long time.
The man, the myth, the legend. The Breeniverse returns. And Dave is here to witness it. Glorious!
The Breeniverse has always been. It's only expanding ....now
Can't watch Breejesus without Dave.
There's only one genuine psychiatric patient in this movie.
He’s at a different level. We just can’t grasp his IQ
Breen has obviously passed the Ninth Gate.
I can't begin to comprehend his genius.
I was gonna say "you can't grasp what isn't", but I'm more respectful than that... I think.
@@StuntFan We don’t drive a Ferrari, but he does. Then again he walks on water too.
He's playing 8 dimensional chess.
The RLM guys watched this only last week. Alongside a priceless bit where Neil's Ferrari is inserted into Return of the Jedi, there's this observation:
Jay: Well, where does Neil Breen go from here?
Rich Evans: The grave.
I knew the "Dave" with a beard was an imposter. 🤔🤨
Evil twin, naturally. :p
He's playing both Cade and Cale.
...Dave and Dale...it makes so much sense. But which one is evil.
@@KevinKeys-KK The one that is the most sober
he didn't have a beard, he just put Lola down.
Yeah, i think people miss the fact that Breen probably shot this around 2020 to 2021 (and edited around 2022), and i think THAT is the reason this is pure green screen, I hope that he makes a new one and relies less on it.
However, Breen is quite older, he is 65 right now, Double Down came out in 2005, Breen was around 45 at the time, but right now i dont think he is quite capable of even going uphill like he did back then, or going downhill without rolling, he has always moved quite weirdly, but here you can feel his age, not even able to do a light jog without breaking something.
I really hope he makes another one, but man, we have to accept that the guy wont be doing much moving around if he does.
he can go the sifu Seagal route and just sit in a chair for alll the action scenes! Maybe do a light waddle around to show how he's still in peak physical condition..
Really? That was a ROUGH 45.
I feel like he would have overused green screen even without lockdown, he started using it heavily in twisted pair already
Wait, he's only 65?! He looks like a 75 - 80yo man that dyes his hair
I think that Breen is about ten years older than he claims to be. There’s an entry from a high school yearbook with a picture that’s recognizable as Breen, for I believe a Cornelius Francis Breen (perhaps Jr.?) nicknamed Neil. I don’t know what the year of the yearbook is but it looks too old for Neil’s claimed age…
I gotta know what everyone thinks - is Neil Breen in on the joke?
I've learned from the internet that some people are clearly delusional
No, he genuinely thinks he's making art. He's a misunderstood genius in his world.
I listened to an interview with the person who did the CGI for the tiger and based on what she said I don't think he's joking. She basically said he wanted the tiger to look that way to give it like an "ethereal" quality.
No.. He's been trying to tell us he's an alien for years!
I think he's kinda in on it, but doesn't really care. He enjoys making movies, even if they are laughable.
16:26 making his guests sleep on the cold hard foyer floor legitimately seems like something Neil Breen would do
Making his actors pretend to sleep on a green floor, actually…
This movie is a disaster. Unlike most filmmakers, Neil Breen learns nothing from each of his movies and is getting consistently worse and more incoherent with each one. Can't even imagine what monstrosity he'll unleash next. But just like a horrible car accident, I'll have to look.
It's incredible how his last few movies have fallen off a cliff.
@@JasonBrant It's an astonishing achievement, considering they were already at the bottom to begin with!
@@JasonBrant He went off a cliff in his first film, now it's free fall.
It might be because he's getting older. I'm not sure.
Hey this film won 2 awards don’t bad mouth it🤌
The crazy dance scene was Neil's version of the Nurses dancing during Covid.
This looks like an old FMV game on a PS1/3DO/SEGA CD, Where's my Light-Gun?!
Are you Captain N?
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku what if N stands for Neil. :O
Yeah I thought the same. Makes me think of the Phantasmagoria style MS-DOS games of the 90s
@@carn9507 👉🤯
Exactly my thought
The best description I have ever heard of this movie is that it looks like a full-motion video point-and-click adventure game from the early 90s, like Phantasmagoria or Harvester.
Henceforth, it shall be known as "Breen Screen"
Son of a bitch, he stole my line... 😂
"Don't rule it out, I'm talking just as much sense as this movies making"
Lmao! Ok, Erin. That got me. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. 🤣
It looks like one of those 90s video games where they had real people over fake backgrounds 😂
Mortal Kombat?
Never seen such a touching homage to the pioneering techniques of the 1980's UK children's show Knightmare till this very day. Bravo Neil!
"Do you know how much werewolves cost?" 😂😂
I want Jason and all the other UA-camrs to get together and make a Neil Breen Biopic using only a green screen and stock footage.
Every piece of art Neil Breen puts out reminds me of Al Bundy's Sheos.
🤣
His stink foot or the god shoes with the built-in socks? Personally, I prefer when he rediscovered the shoe cache he sealed up during the 70s.
@@timtheskeptic1147 The movie Sheos he made.
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku I completely forgot about that episode. Wasn't that the same season Bud built a portal out of 2x4s in the basement and was replaced with a suave version of himself from another dimension?
@@timtheskeptic1147 I think Sheos was in season 9. The "If you build it, he will come" episode was in season 8.
This is peak Breenius. No wonder it won 2 awards at Hollywood Indie festival.
I would happily vote for him, just to f**k with the system.
Not only is he shifting, he's shifting down. Right = up, left = down. Even the car understands that it's dealing with an entity beyond comprehension and just abides.
The Ferrari Abides
This crap works ingenious in cinemas. The speech at the beginning - absolutely draws in the audience.
And the dance-scene? Everyone clapped. It was INSANE.
Yessssss Dave is here to be tortured with more breenaverse
Had to save Breejesus for Dave.
Congratulations on 100k well deserved, this channel has given me so much joy & laughter & long may it continue.
What the hell is this movie? I hope you've recovered from the trauma 😂😂😂
Off-cam Pam ripping ass, classic!
🤣🤣
Timestamp please
Some moments are, indeed, justifiable
@@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXgdisembodied female voice commenting repeatedly after the halfway point or so.
Paint Peelin' Pam
I love Dave's face while the patients are dancing! That perplexed look made the movie for me! 😂❤
Breen has entered his “Lucas” phase of
Film making
When can I get my special edition of Fateful Findings?
24:29 the line deliveries are gold
Tommy Un-wise-au
The eruption of laughing (especially Dave) at 31:48 truly made my week.
Shot the whole movie with green screen in his garage, and stock footage. Budget $11.53
This was probably his most profitable movie, which is insane.
@@JasonBrant . He has mentioned in the past that he has made profit on some of it.
And hell, that's what Lucas tries to do. But this is all THE WORSE GREENSCREEN EVER. People are the wrong size. Clothes key out. That "winged warrior" when she's training at first, you can see the hospital behind her!!!! When the doctor is yelling at the drunk driver before the crash, everything behind her disappears except the forest!!!
He's switched to this method but hasn't bothered to learn how to use it!!!!
I was making the same "hyuck" noise in my head at 24:30 - thank you for verbalizing it Jason!
LFG new Neil Breen movie!! He does love that clip art/stock footage lately. #peerless
It's out of control.
Neil strikes me as a Scientologist. With the themes of his films and his weird behavior.
Breen is JR "Bob" Dobbs: he'll give you eternal salvation, or triple your money back!
Considering that actual Scientologists usually seem to make their affiliation known, I think it’s safe to assume that he’s not an actual Scientologist so much as just another one of those generic hippie types you see scattered throughout the southwest. You know, the kind of people you usually see doing peyote or ayahuasca trips in the desert or performing “energy healing” massages at weird little spas on the edge of a small city somewhere.
@@eeyorehaferbock7870
This^^^
He's definitely got some sort of cult going on, that's for sure. 😂
It's always a pleasure to watch a genuine mad man at work, and Neil is the daddy of them all. Nothing he does makes any sort of sense to anybody but him, and he is absolutely convinced that he is a genius. Even the Razzies won't touch him just in case he actually shows up to the ceremony.
Breen waves his hand like a jedi: "This isn't the stock footage you're looking for."
I doubt that Breen has ever knocked back any stock footage. It can ALL be shoehorned in somehow.
I don't think enough people appreciated this joke.
How I have waited for this movie! Never disappoints!
Hope you get some laughs!
Its the Breen we never knew we needed. Its the Benjamin Button of movie making.
You made it! Congratulations on 100,000 subs!
I wouldn't be surprised if all people involved are part of his cult. Are they still alive? Watching this and hoping that 99.9 turns to 100 000!
Breen always pays his actors. “Actors.” He’s a real director. “Director.”
That girl ,the Wing Warrior, looks like the right successor to the Breen Legacy. 🕊😇
Nothing better than Jason and Dave completely dumbfounded watching in awe and Erin just vibing and dancing
"That's a lot of nuts" I see your Kung Pow Enter The Fist reference 😂
Perfect movie to make the jump to 100k. Congratulations to a channel that truly deserves it!
The look of this movie reminds me of those point and click adventure games from the late 90s/early 2000s where they prerendered all the background scenes and your character walked around them. Insanity.
Erin : I'm a good actress I should be I'm a Neil been film,
My first thought was yeah girl you got the feet for it lmao
The peerless Rich Evans does a beautiful summary of this film.
100,000 years of human evolution and we witnessed Cade: the tortured crossing
Only Neil Breen can justify a 44 minute episode.
Breen and Seagal need to get together and make the ultimate so bad it’s BAD movie.
A mix of old guys breaking bones with slaps, smacks, and uppercuts.
*Me pretty drunk on a Thursday night*
"Hell yeah we got a Neil Breen!!*
Oh my God lol
99.9K subs, sooooo close!
Should hit 100k tonight!
@@JasonBrant Yeah I think so. It's about time man :)
@@JasonBrantSubbed earlier! Great stuff ya'll
@@JasonBrant seeing your channel grow the last few years has been so exciting. Congratulations on 100k!!!
100k 🤘🏼🤘🏼
With all the depressing news this show is just what I needed, long live bad movies.
Breen films are more realistic than TV "news."
I feel so awful. I have a high fever, my lungs are filled with nasty gunk AND Im in so much excruciating sickle cell pain I just want to fall into a coma but can’t. All that being said the SECOND I saw you were finally FINALLY going to round out your Breeniverse education with his new, extra awful and lazy “film” Cade The Tortured Crossing has perked me up! For the next 45min my spirit will be lifted! Thank you SBIG GODS!!! Breen is the lisan al gaib of terrible film! 🙏🏾🤣
Wanted to be the 1st to say, "Congrats on 100k subs"!!! Lol
Thanks! Should get there today.
Your final summary of this nightmare had me laughing so hard XD
FYI from what I've heard he did indeed pay an animator for the tiger scene, and she had to talk him out of doing some seriously wacky shit with the tiger like making it black or something.
Damn! Don't question Breen's vision!
The true artist always has to contend with those of no vision. Its part of the artists suffering for their art.
11:28 "The hills are alive with the sound of music."
He is totally unaware. There are interviews that show how delusional he is.
After watching this, I'm starting to wonder. Or he's a total madman.
Maybe it’s best he stays that way. Neil gaining awareness NOW would only end in tragedy.
@@JasonBrantHe’s getting too frail to make films with even the smallest effort.
@@briancoulombe4517He is a precious unicorn.
Yes! Lol in one of the interviews he was talking about all the awards the film has won, then started naming countries 😂
Every Neil Breen film is a horror movie. I've never felt more cosmic, existential dread than watching his latest masterpiece.
It's like the worst thing and the best thing at the same time...like a Sega CD game from 1996.
Many years ago here in Blighty we had a kids' TV show called Knightmare. It was a kids' game show based on the Dungeons & Dragons concept. All the sets and the NRP characters and the monsters were rendered in ropey 1980s-quality special effects. I only mention it here because the quality of the green-screening in this film reminds me of it.
People are fast to get here! Damn bro...
Breejesus brings 'em in.
I kinda wish for a Seagal - Breen movie. Imagine that Breen can greenscreen Seagal into any kind of fight Seagal wants to be in. Limitless possibilities I say, not to mention the acting quality it can bring.
NEIL TIME!!!!!!
Good luck!
I cannot believe he did this movie!
I CANNOT believe he did this!
How could he have done this!?
I can’t get you out of this one Jason. Goodbye my friend.
Big dave 😀
Had to save Breen for him.
Congrats on 100k subscribers Jason!
This is by far his worst film and that’s saying something
Totally agree.
His genius is simply beyond human understanding 🙏 also congrats on 100k subs
LET'S GO!!!!!
Hope you dig it!
@@JasonBrantThere hasn't been an episode I've not loved and this is no exception!!
A+ JASON!!!!
Erin's enthusiasm for the dance sequence absolutely made my day.
Edit: Just noticed the odometer clicked over at some point. Congrats on 100k!
The look on Dave's Face for like the first 5 minutes is so great
I know to expect chaos with Breezus, but this is on another level. What in the absolute green screen is happening?
Neil Breen: I'm Sighbur Jebus
Jason Brant at 18:24: ehhh OuTSidE reeee
😂🤣
The dancing starts onscreen and Pam and Erin smile and laugh as David and Jason stare on in abject horror.
Neil Breen is definitely self aware. There's no chance in hell of anybody being so demented and to still be able to function in life. At this point he's just playing along, even trolling us. It kind of takes away the fun from it.
Neil Breen saw/heard Disney invested millions into developing "The Volume" filming tech, and thought I can build that for $0.67 in my garage. This movie is the result...
Dammit! No beer bandolier?? I specifically requested that Dave be allowed to use it again!😂
If Chuck Norris is the Karate Jesus then Neil Breen is the delusional messiah 😂😂😂
Nice😂
This is like doing a whole movie like old computer games in the 90's that used FMV scenes with real actors. When you think things can't be more bizarre, Neil Breen will answer.
That mercury poisoning joke is everything 😂😂😂
This might be your best episode yet. The absolute mix of emotions during the dance scene was just *chef's kiss*
First off, congrats on 100K! Should've happened a long time ago (stupid YT).
Now, this movie... holy shit. I was laughing one second and then staring at the screen with my mouth hanging open the next. It's absolutely incomprehensible and I love it. 😂
"Neil Breen is the Jackie Chan of drama".
Brilliant