I can't even begin to explain how utterly irresponsible it is to make knives for sharks, they're dangerous enough as it is already with just their teeth.
Oh no I'm going to keep stabbing it and stabbing it and stabbing it I'm stabbing it I'm stabbing it until I know it can't move you may think you want to go for the head in the nose go for the liver that's where the dolphins know to hit it
@boywonder2120 You can easily heal a "treated" knife wound. Good luck if you don't know how to stop arterial bleeding, you will be dead in a few minutes.
@@Hunter.1999reminds me of that one knife from the show prison break, they had this one curved knife that would slip in, hook the guts and you pull it out as the victim watches his guts
Вот сколка человек на этои планете существует и очен часто убивство происходило между людми и всегда из-за много денег или из-за женщины убевали мужики друк друга или из-за власти ну и бувало среди женщин реже убивали друк друга женщины они так глупа не подставлалис и сума не сходили из-за парнеи они могут влюбитца ну это редкост и потом из-за парна убит девушку или или там что то такое совершит редкое бувает? Ну А так они болшинство използыват могут своё женски таланд или как правелнеи скозат ну хитрост поидти может!? Они так мущин използуют по своему смотрению😊
As a welder, i admire the clean lines and fabrication it would take to make this. As a knife collector, id put it on my wall, never to be touched again until moving or death day.
Geneva convention apples to military or political bound forces. That's why police can use gas weapons while the military cannot, civilian population isn't bound to that ideology either.
@@griffendorff could you share the story? How TF are you supposed to move a knife from one spot to another? What about fixed knifes for silverware? Here in NH we got machine guns under every rock and real low crime.
Imagine the damage that would do in an entry and exit? That would kill outright and cause uncountable problems from a medical standpoint if presented at the ER with a deep stab wound. That would literally rip you apart in one hole.
Just like serrilhated knives from ww2 were banned cause they did too much damage, also triangle knifes that made unstitchable wounds Just like founder fathers intended
Kind of reminds me of some of the trench knives from World War 1. I have something similar that my great grandfather brought back with him from the war. Handmade, heavy, and super deadly. I've been offered obscene amounts of money for mine. At one time, "trench art" like that was highly sought after. I have had a forefather fight in every major war since the beginning. Now, it's starting to look like another World War is on the horizon, and I might be around to fight a little in it too. Hope not though. I'd prefer to die in my sleep...😆
"Do you have any idea how illegal this is?!?" "My only meaning and purpose in life is to do something so horrible, so terrible, that someone travels back in time to try and stop me."
Aesthetically pleasing, but how do you sheath it, it would make more sense to do it on a knife tailored to stabbing/piercing rather than this one which is a chopper/cutter.
That is completely impractical and completely bad ass. I want one.
I AGREE
Honestly... Yeah the barbs make a second stab tricky, but you probably wouldn't need one. This works ok
Best explication ever
@nedkelly3436
100% same the case or sheath must be a work of art too
First you hit then stab,then you hammer it in, then pull out,just use brute force it will work.😎
_"How illegal do you want your knife to be?"_
_"Yes."_
touché 👍👍
Make it shoot bullets and it's perfect haha
@@CHE-nx7usthere actually is a knife like that its a gun/knife/brass knuckles
What's an legal knife?
Like if I am going to kill someone should I check the legality of the weapon first or the act itself?
@@neokhan984there's knives and arrow tips that actually are illegal.
How many geneva conventions do you want to break?
"Yes"
"No"
"How much of a mall ninja weapon do you want it to be?"
"Yes"
Про женевские это вообще отстой. Запрещать недолитую пулю ( подпиленную то есть розочку )
You tried copying top comment and failed
Geneva convention is the laws of war of which this breaks none
@@foolishbob7133 Bruh if some soldier showed up with one of those in ww2 he'd get the firing squad but they would replace the guns with flamethrowers
@@mercerwing1458 nah they'd get backhanded and called a fool for thinking it could help anything
“How much pain and agony do you want to inflict on your-?“
“YES!”
Kinky?
"Enough for you to want to die!"
I can't even begin to explain how utterly irresponsible it is to make knives for sharks, they're dangerous enough as it is already with just their teeth.
😅
Sir you won my “comment of the day” selection
Комментарии огонь , жаль что не все понимаю 😂
The only defense against a bad shark with a knife is a good shark with a cooler knife
I KNOW, RIGHT??!?
"I swear officer, it's just to peel the apple in my lunchbox."
I swear officer, it’s just to maim my lunch.
I swear it's just to chew my food. Wanted cooler dentures lmao
Officer: kid it's completely legal, idk wtf you're on about
@@DanaWhiteUfc300 not if you’re in school
It's to grate the cheese for his sandwich what do you mean
Any crime committed with this knife is automatically a war crime.
From sea to land
it is one already
Yeah, that blade is a felony just looking at it.
Just don’t commit crimes then?
I don’t think someone could remove it themselves if they got stabbed. That’s a lotta barbs.
Knife goes in, guts goes out
- Simpsons
Looking at the blade it'll be either knife gets stuck, or everything else will come out
This knife goes in and doesn't go out. Utterly useless in combat situation! But it looks beautiful! 😀
This knife goes in and doesn't go out. Utterly useless in combat situation! But it looks beautiful! 😀
@@BorisTeodosijevic unless ur as strong as captain America 😂
Entra cuchillo, salen las tripas -Los Simpsons
THIS is the true definition of “DONT PULL IT OUT”
But then again, if you manage to cleanly pull it out, you would see that the stab pattern is a Christian cross.
But u gotta pull out daddy 😩🤤
Oh no I'm going to keep stabbing it and stabbing it and stabbing it I'm stabbing it I'm stabbing it until I know it can't move you may think you want to go for the head in the nose go for the liver that's where the dolphins know to hit it
But the eyes work as well you can't kill what you can't see
@@kuronoch.1441 yes because it would send you to see Jesus
You only get one stab, then it isn’t your knife anymore.
The knife has magical powers when plunged into a person it is not pull out but instead it turns into "Evidence"
stab it then yoink it downwards while twisting it to create more space and more damage to the poor victim~
Pull it back with more power then you have flesh to eat
@@snowleopard9580 surprise corned beef~
My exact thought
Arlong been real quiet since this one
frl
Because he dead and that is his nose😂😂
Omfg 😂
Cuz bro died 😂
@@chriss---NAHHH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT NOW I CANT UNSEE IT 💀💀💀
"Bro i got a shark knife"
"You mean sharp knife?"
"Allow me"
You know it’s business when your knife has knives .
😂
😂
Hardcore 😂
Australia 🇦🇺 went real quiet after this one 😂
British people's wet dream
"How many knife laws you want to break?"
"None."
"None?"
"I don't break, I cut."
ซื้อได้ที่ไหน
more like i dont break i rip
This knife is cruel... and work?
Рп
It’s for combat but when you put it in someone there is no getting it back
Surgeon's nightmare
Then the surgeon shows up with a chain saw😮
@MyCommentAreMostlyJokesSomething tells me this isn’t very fun.
@MyCommentAreMostlyJokesLooked it up. What the hell was that reverse crossbow?
Mall Ninjas of the world unite when the prophesied hero draws this blade from within the gas station of destiny
😂😂😂
I@m do happy others got this vibe 😂
Overkill is never enough
but it will do for now.
❤❤❤🎉
Well technically we can easily heal from knife wounds so this is barely putting us at risk of dying.
@@boywonder2120the bras knuckles are way overkill alone
@boywonder2120 You can easily heal a "treated" knife wound. Good luck if you don't know how to stop arterial bleeding, you will be dead in a few minutes.
Bro made a pocket warcrime 💀
Tell me how are you getting that in your pocket?
@@natel42069get in is easy pull out not! 😂
@@natel42069big ass pocket.
@@natel42069the problem is not getting it in, but getting it out...
@@natel42069 "your thigh is inconsequential to how cool this looks"
Bro killed Arlong for this one
Absolutely. I was about to say it
😂😂
🤣🤣💯
Fr
Cringe comment
"How dangerous do you want this knife to be?"
"Yes."
Cartels adding this to their wish lists
If it was 5 1/2 inches and foldable I would buy it
fr@@cazedit8439
what's their address? funkytown?
Me too ✋️
Damn bro, i won't watch them using this knife
"Your know those flat sides of the knife without blades?"
"Yes, why?"
"I don't want them."
"That pullout game better be good"
*My pullout game:*
You got a barbed tip? 🫣
@@rion7088 you don't?
@@anastasisparastatidis5479
You guys have tips?
😂😂😂
@@anastasisparastatidis5479i feel bad for the girl
"How can I make it look like I stabbed them with a chain saw with just a single stab?"
"I got just the thing."
🤣🤣🤣
No one has mastered pulling it out of a sheath without murdering themselves.
Sheath?
@@yuvgotubekidding Isn't that the correct term? I looked up knife sheath and it reads that scabbard is also a name.
@@yuvgotubekiddingIts where they put sworda , but knife sized
HOW SO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A SHEAHT IS!?
Sheath? Sheeeeeeeee-it!
It would actually be really cool to see this tested on a ballistic gel torso
it would break, its "tourist" steel, low qualiy, easy to produce, hell the "shark" has been sodded on.
@@leguan278 that’s part of why it would be cool to see it tested lmao, those spikes are ripping off 💀
Or a real torso, I'll donate myself.
@@dank90 your sacrifice is greatly appreciated
Pedos*
That might leave a mark. 😂
Just a little one
A band aid will do
@@jerondxniel 🤣
Captain CJ
😮🤠🔪
Ah yes. The famous "I don't want to kill him, I just want him to bleed out on the pavement" knife.
That's gotta be the most painful stab ever.
Stab isn't painful but pulling it out is...☠️
War crime
U aren't going even to feel it, u will be dead very quickly 😂
Imagine multiple stabs with this thing...
@@Hunter.1999reminds me of that one knife from the show prison break, they had this one curved knife that would slip in, hook the guts and you pull it out as the victim watches his guts
It's easy to get into something, but it's going to be very difficult to get out.
Thats the point.
Yeah, you're never getting this knife back.
@@michaelhice7636kind of a one and doner
It would be messy but a hard enough yank will do the job
Rip and tear
this is the most aliexpress self defense thing ive seen today
Aarlong: "Breathes heavily"
Single use, I guess. You can stick it in, but good luck getting it back out.
I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to get all the organs of the poor bastard you stabbed with it on the way out
After that use, would you need it again?
Oh it comes back out, it just brings a lot more out than when it went in.
Proper mag dump wont let it in
You just yank the spine out all the way through the guts
Me at first sight "ohh its a cool sharp-knife" . Me when I take a close look "f**k its a shark-knife"
Its not
Вот сколка человек на этои планете существует и очен часто убивство происходило между людми и всегда из-за много денег или из-за женщины убевали мужики друк друга или из-за власти ну и бувало среди женщин реже убивали друк друга женщины они так глупа не подставлалис и сума не сходили из-за парнеи они могут влюбитца ну это редкост и потом из-за парна убит девушку или или там что то такое совершит редкое бувает? Ну А так они болшинство използыват могут своё женски таланд или как правелнеи скозат ну хитрост поидти может!? Они так мущин използуют по своему смотрению😊
As a welder, i admire the clean lines and fabrication it would take to make this. As a knife collector, id put it on my wall, never to be touched again until moving or death day.
When overkill is underrated you get this knife
next project, finding a sheath that will actually work with this 💀
A megalodon sheath
Maybe like the front is normal and then you could put a tube in the back to wrap around all that… stuff.
normal sheath but it has an extending side
A tank full of super dense jelly to suspend it in.
You'd have to be King Arthur to pull that back out😅😂
👍
Geneva Convention: *Heavy breathing*
No soldiers are using this in war against citizens..
"What did you enchanted your knife?"
"Pain III, Bleed IV and Shark III."
The Geneva convention is having a seizure
The Suggestion of Geneva
Geneva convention apples to military or political bound forces. That's why police can use gas weapons while the military cannot, civilian population isn't bound to that ideology either.
That must hurt any competent blacksmith down to their very soul
Yeah i think the same and look in the comments too see comments like this XD
You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Sheath”
Just pvc pipe.
@@igoryurkin9038True story pvc also works great for homemade swords!
Good one 👍👍
That is the most incredible " fantasy" knife ever , because I can tell it's a real knife, of extreme art
Imagine being the surgeon that has to stitch this wound
That would be the coroners job.
You think a triangular bayonet wound is bad? Try this!
Pours bucket of superglue in, calls it a day.
I don’t think you could even sheath that thing lol 😂
You could but you'd never get it out again
You sheath it inside criminals
Getting it back out would be the hard part
A polymer sheath is what it probably comes with
A cross shaped scabbard
Drops when you knock out a mall ninja boss
" because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I can not return it until it has spilled blood"
This is Arlong's Knife, now make Arlong's Sword
Looks very nice, can’t imagine trying to pull it out of something you just shanked
Mavelll8103....yup, just leave it in em & pump the handle a few times to maximize internal damage...😱
Twist and pull my friend
@@Ntwadumela266then twist again and push
Someone not something* 😂
Preferably a pedo
I’ve never been more scared of a Knife in my entire life. 😰
Once inside never outside but it now!!!😂
Bro out here puttin arlong’s metal coated nose on a handle hell yeah
I just made an arlong joke lol
Pyke is waiving his card right now
Mano o pyke ele era um açougueiro, se você mostrar essa atrocidade pra ele com certeza você é o cara que faz a faca tariam na lista dele.
Beautiful piece of art. And a badass knife.
Not a piece of art
Whoever designed this thing needs to be on a list
I live in the UK. The knife laws here would have me locked up just for looking at this. Want one!
This made Rambo wet himself.
😂
RamBone
Dutch, Rambo, and Mick Dundee approve. 🍺😎👍
Get to the chopper!
@@ZootyZoFo
Nothing is over !
NOTHING !
The real "Edgy 🖤"
Yooo. The video is absolutely terrifying! Masterpiece
Is illegal to even look at such a knife, here in Commiefornia. Thanks Melissa, for making me a felon. Thanks.
Fucking tell me about it bro. California felon for a fixed blade hunting knife, coming back from a camping trip.
😅
They aren't gonna lock you up for it. It's a haven for criminals..
@@griffendorff could you share the story? How TF are you supposed to move a knife from one spot to another? What about fixed knifes for silverware? Here in NH we got machine guns under every rock and real low crime.
@@griffendorffwas it concealed carry?
Pretty sick! Belongs in a movie!
It is! Search up “Laid to rest”
belongs in Torchwood
Melissa finds the best knives ever.
I want this work of art...
Imagine the damage that would do in an entry and exit? That would kill outright and cause uncountable problems from a medical standpoint if presented at the ER with a deep stab wound. That would literally rip you apart in one hole.
Just like serrilhated knives from ww2 were banned cause they did too much damage, also triangle knifes that made unstitchable wounds Just like founder fathers intended
@@yungxxilax9194 yes that is correct about it being unstitchable, imagine trying to stitch that.
@@TheDemonGamerOfFleetStreet yeah bro 😂 also i found it out by a meme song they made by eminem
@@yungxxilax9194 🤣🤣🤣👍
Kind of reminds me of some of the trench knives from World War 1. I have something similar that my great grandfather brought back with him from the war. Handmade, heavy, and super deadly. I've been offered obscene amounts of money for mine. At one time, "trench art" like that was highly sought after. I have had a forefather fight in every major war since the beginning. Now, it's starting to look like another World War is on the horizon, and I might be around to fight a little in it too. Hope not though. I'd prefer to die in my sleep...😆
I can't believe someone saw a Deviljho's tail and turned it into a knife
This is what you get when a Monster Hunter blacksmith casually see a Shark laying through the food deposit.
Ah yes, pickleknife
"Do you have any idea how illegal this is?!?"
"My only meaning and purpose in life is to do something so horrible, so terrible, that someone travels back in time to try and stop me."
might be the most illegal thing i’ve seen all week
Ah yes, the Geneva Suggestion won’t be happy
Except for the beautiful pommel engraving.
oi bruv innit!
Knives like these are in the Geneva Convention, as band in combat. Something about the wound it leaves, can’t have three+ edged knives
The Suggestion of Geneva
Bringing your own silverware to the Cheesecake Factory
Sir u can't have a knuckles and knife combo take that thx out back steak House or olive garden
I have never seen a more forbidden knife
This is the definition of "mall ninja". That thing would snag everywhere
Yeah, but it sure would hurt if you got stabbed by it
@@Vertix07911 unless the fins on the sides are sharpened they would more than likely just stop the blade after going in a couple inches
@@wambamthankumamcouple of inches is enough to get to someone heart from the upper skin
not with this knife, those edges would never go through the cage, 1 inch is not enough to kill someone. @@rockygabriel7096
At that point any normal knife is lethal without the added weight @@rockygabriel7096
Illegal in every way possible. 😂
Get one for youself at the local sketchy mall kiosk. Mall ninjas love these lol
That put smile on my face, i need two of these.
Dwarven dad needs to see this definitely
It's just love at first sight...my precious
that is a wicked knife.
It's a fvcking retaπded knife.
Looks nice!
I can't tell if this is just trolling mall ninjas or if they're actually proud of that impractical monstrosity.
That, right there, would gut a human easily if sharp
It would go in someone but never come out. There’s so many things to get stuck on in the body
@@ender_raids909and they're sharp, so you could just rip it out
Crocodile Dundee would be so proud.
William W. Cronk, who passed away in 1983, was a legendary knife maker also known as the “Father of the Art Knife.”
"It can be used once but it rewards sure death"
If this ever stabs me, i'll just accept that its there forever.
Yeah looks pretty clean, should be right.
After defeating all gas station knives you will encounter the final boss
Insanely badass insanely impractical. Tbh you’d scare someone away with this thing with so fancy tricks
At least this knife wasn’t offended like the mermaid one. 😂
That's not a knife....THIS is a knife ❤
This takes mall Ninja to a whole other level.
This takes pathetic wanker to the next level
That has got to be the sweetest knife ever
That looks like it can do a lot of damage. I want one!
Beautiful!
This audio played while I was just pushing a turd out, it was epic 😎
Too funny
ha ha h hah a ha
We need details, please. Colour, size etc.
..It is we, right?
Amazing design.
Looks like a knife out of John Wick’s cutlery or a James Bond villain. 😊
If you use that to kill a person, they REALLY did somthing.
Aesthetically pleasing, but how do you sheath it, it would make more sense to do it on a knife tailored to stabbing/piercing rather than this one which is a chopper/cutter.
Shitty chopper/cutter with all that crap jutting out the sides... Mall ninja status.
That is pretty freaking cool.