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My ropmmate gives me shit for buying a makarov, next time he's talking shit I'm going to use it to crack open a beer just to prove that it was a sound investment.
"you can't protect yourself using an AK." The Taliban says otherwise. Those guys basically fought back against the US army using AK's, improvised IED's, and a butload of rpg-2's and rpg-7's.
Its not "featureless", its just no longer a semi automatic, which means you can have all the "evil" features you want. - CA peasant. This always makes my lunch break on Thursdays LIT
Boogaloo quest #71: Use a duck as a decoy and eliminate at least 2 soupermen with any kind of explosive. +1 shades +40 reasons not to look at explosions -12animal companionship Achievement get: Duck and Cover
That just says to me hes going to use his money to completely shit on trump. Which, while trump deserves it, we all know Blomberg isn't smart enough to actually target things Trump did wrong, but instead, its going to be just random things that are minor and taken out of context. Seriously dems, Trump gives you all the ammo you could want, but you target him for purposefully manipulative stories and let him call you fake news. Its like using hotshot ammo when you have American Eagle rounds right next to it. Come on
Boogaloo Side Quest #1916 “Whiskey for my Armalite...” Drink a bottle of irish whiskey and Yeet a convoy of Alphabet bois. Skill unlocked: Drunk’n Irish rage Achievement unlocked: “Easter Rising.”
Boogaloo side quest #545 Raid liquor store to trade with Brandon Herrera for more guns and ammo Achievement unlocked: A case for a case. +30 AK longevity +33% mag capacity
@@ObservationofLimits It's a character from the show, Letterkenney, not a Jersey shore thing. Hilarious show, hilarious character, you can watch it on Hulu.
Boogaloo main quest: hit bohemian grove in mid July and execute the elitist pedo cult. Reward: the holy sword Excalibur Achievement unlocked: a new world order
I for one am so glad that can cannons no longer frequent UA-cam videos. Then again with the exception of one IV8888 vid it was pretty much only the 2 narcissistic gun tubers who just would not stop with them. You know who they are.
I used to open beers with my teeth, until a year or so ago when my teeth just cant take it no more lol. But god damb the way you opened that beer was even cooler. What a man's man you are.
Ah yes, my biweekly dose of memes about the large structure created primarily of blocks of packed snow and ice, popular among the indigenous peoples of northern North America.
napalms are a quick death i think id be feel more sorry for the guys who fell in the bamboo poop traps or try getting shot with a 5.45 dipped ina piss jug thats a slow painful death
“This is some spicy memes that might take us down”- brandon 5 months ago Brandon of today-“Uploads spicy gun meme review that gets removed and jokes about it”
Boogaloo sidequest #420: Bribe a local street gang using dank hydro to help you storm a building full of gun grabbers using 3d printed guns. Reward: 3 random canibus strain seed packs, Snoop as an ally. Achievement unlocked: Smoke bootlickers every day.
How big is the black yard sale market? Like do they literally advertise it in the papers? XD Think that'd be the news fault. Oh wait that's why they didn't want to start that...
RustyNails OC the problem is that the government doesnt want you to be able to fight back against them and we dont fight back like we should by taking out the people who enforce the so called "laws" that arent even lawful cause of the constitution
theres also a saying called fighting fire with fire cause the atf and military and police dont take kindly to not being listened to and will shoot you instead of talking it out "shrugs"
Sidequest number 152 Steal a prc 152 from the nearest alphabet camp, use it to call an air strike on their position and then lockout radio after yelling yeetus deletus across all stations. Reward: +20 stealth, +30 charisma,+50 deception Achievement unlocked: communication is key
The Geneva Convention does not apply to militants who don’t wear standard military fatigues, and thus do not have to follow. Welcome to the Corn Fields
I love the advice he has for use of a shotgun, sadly it is a federal felony to fire a weapon into the air, or in the city limits of almost all towns. The only gun problem is the Democrats.
Its also illegal to shoot someone in the face. But wait, what would be if there was this, like, exception if youre in danger? Maybe call it selfdefense, where its ok to do illegal stuff if it defends you, just like shooting in the air, or someone in the face...
@@tobiaspieringer1653 the issue is that in self-defense you are authorized to use the assailant as backstop. You're not authorized to endanger others around you. And while yes, firing a gun straight into the air will rob it out of most of its energy because of terminal velocity on the way down, if you just wake up during the night 45 degrees might as well be straight up and brother, rounds fired with a horizontal component are absolutely lethal when they come down.
When there are multiples of a side quest number, they are just different sections of the same quest line, and thus, have their own rewards for each section. (Example: the “Gang War” quest line from Borderlands 2)
Thanks for watching guys! The AK Factory update is coming on Monday, so be sure to turn those notifications on!
And for updates on the massive AR/AK part yardsale, follow my instagram @RealBrandonHerrera!
Brandon Herrera what up
@@deadpoolhlavaty5519 what up
notification squad!! Kalashbash bound!
Brandon Herrera maybe I should learn to code so I can make a Boogaloo game with all these damn side quests...capitalism.
I don't have Instagram so can we please get the address to the yard sale?
“Waterboard” is an offensive term, I prefer “tactical baptism”
It isn't waterboarding if you use diesel
"supervised hydration"
Homemade squeezed lemonade boarding
Hahahaha..that cracked me up!
"Controlled drowning"
Boogaloo sidequest #342:
Unbubba a gun
Unlocks "Smiling Ancestor" perk
You get to keep the gun
Actually doing that right now with a Yugo SKS.
Inbubbaing a poor SKS with F.U.B.A.R on its shity plastic magpul furniture
@@saintmichaelsarchangel2644 this one had a spot welded rail that was Rusty af. I kept what original part's I could but it's gonna be a process
Bec hey bec it’s Ghostie didn’t think I’d catch you here!
Lilith Morningstar best of luck, breh. You’re doing God’s work.
“I’m gonna stop joking about that before karma kills me”- top ten quotes before disaster
little did he know, those words would come back to haunt...
I died when he said that
We need a clip of that with Foreboding music
The number of likes
"There's no way an ak-47 can protect you"
*laughs in vietnamese*
Al Qeada agree.
Todd Sokolowski over here laughing in roof Korean
Laughs in Napalm
@@TBreezy17 *Laughs in CU CHI*
mexican cartels agree
People in Cali: "I hate all these stupid gun regulations"
Me, in the UK: "you guys are getting guns???"
"F" for UK
@@samuils F
Sorry brother....but yes..we has 'em..
we do have guns in the uk
@@atf5275 Like that one guy who made a bullpup belt-fed lever action.
Bloomberg ads: "Mike will fight for gun safety."
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Me: 2020 is the year I think I'll finally get a girlfriend.
Brandon Herrera: *opens a Corona with a makarov
Me: maybe I'll try next year...
Become like Papa Kalash, It starts with you becoming an AK wielding chad.
Did you have a stroke or something
My ropmmate gives me shit for buying a makarov, next time he's talking shit I'm going to use it to crack open a beer just to prove that it was a sound investment.
The Swanky Gents You don’t need a girlfriend. Girls are temporary, but Kalashnikovs are forever 😤
How do you have sex though?
Son hates guns - panik
Son gets over himself and starts to like guns - kalm
He loves AR's and hates AK's - panik
I welcome refugees from MK reality. Come in. We don't have mad demigods punching each other over the street every tuesday. And we also have nukes.
As long as he's not a Glock bitch boy and smokes Sigs like a man you're good.
Apple Tek Support no u
@@prestondoring2640 Nothing against them, they're solid weapons, just ugly. I like the look of an AR
@ AKs are bylatiful, go to heck AR soyboy.
I love how they say shit like 'An AR or AK can't protect you', then talk about how an AR or AK is super dangerous.
"You can't fight the government with AR-15s"
The government: standing outside a school because they're afraid of one guy with AR-15s
"you can't protect yourself using an AK."
The Taliban says otherwise. Those guys basically fought back against the US army using AK's, improvised IED's, and a butload of rpg-2's and rpg-7's.
Yeet a redcoat with a flintlock in the Boogaloo:
Achievement Unlocked: Sins of our (founding) Fathers
Its not "featureless", its just no longer a semi automatic, which means you can have all the "evil" features you want. - CA peasant. This always makes my lunch break on Thursdays LIT
This mans hair is unnecessarily glorious
It is glorious because of papa Kalashnikov
I agree
I heard he oils his hair with only the finest gun grease used in the original type 1 ak47
Sure is. I still finished though
you just admitted being young in the 80's :)
Father when will Garand Thumb be hosting meme review?
God no....
Please god nooooooooo
Please yessssss
Orgasm.png
Make it happen
Really know your audience. It's like you care.
I got this comment to 223 likes don’t screw it up unless you plan on getting it to 556
"or Coronavirus.. which I'll stop stop talking about before karma kills me"
He predicted it before he got the coof
Primary: AK-47
Secondary: MP5
Tactical: flashbang
Ultimate lethal: MK19 automatic grenade launcher
Primary: MP5
Secondary: Extendo Baton
Tactical: Smoke nades and NVGs
"YOU WANTED ME BACK, I'M BACK!"
WULULULULULULULU
When your fat friend promises his aid in the coming revolution: The Moobaloo.
I am the definition of moobaloo
Well you can use his blubber to make fuel oil ...so there's that
Boogaloo Sidequest #2: Kill someone for a roll of toilet paper
Unlocks Achievement "Wipeout"
NICE!
Damn that's pretty shitty
Immediately dropped a like when you opened that bottle like a chad
I never wanted a makarov until I realized you can open beers with it.
Boogaloo quest #71: Use a duck as a decoy and eliminate at least 2 soupermen with any kind of explosive. +1 shades +40 reasons not to look at explosions -12animal companionship Achievement get: Duck and Cover
Bloomberg: " I am going to defeat Donald Trump without having a leg in this race"
That just says to me hes going to use his money to completely shit on trump.
Which, while trump deserves it, we all know Blomberg isn't smart enough to actually target things Trump did wrong, but instead, its going to be just random things that are minor and taken out of context.
Seriously dems, Trump gives you all the ammo you could want, but you target him for purposefully manipulative stories and let him call you fake news.
Its like using hotshot ammo when you have American Eagle rounds right next to it. Come on
@@jynexe3056 hes not gonna do anything. Mini mike is gone, along with elizabeth warren. Also "blomberg" 😂
Now its time to hit him with "ableism"
TRUMP doesn’t deserve shit he’s done more for this country than any president there is
ST Outdoors are you high?
That Jordan Peterson impression was on point!!!
Boogaloo Side Quest #1916
“Whiskey for my Armalite...”
Drink a bottle of irish whiskey and Yeet a convoy of Alphabet bois.
Skill unlocked: Drunk’n Irish rage
Achievement unlocked: “Easter Rising.”
I'm in. We will team run this quest.
Michael Collins is with us.
Can I substitute for actual whiskey? Like Bourbon?😂😂jk not kidding actually
Ah yes the ‘AFT’.
“Looks like boogaloo is back on the menu boys” has me dying 😂😂😂
Boogaloo side quest #545
Raid liquor store to trade with Brandon Herrera for more guns and ammo
Achievement unlocked: A case for a case.
+30 AK longevity +33% mag capacity
When AK Jebus doesn't cover your memes:
Sad Boog noises.
I feel like Klayco47 is AK peter, Jmaccustoms is AK mary magledene, and James Reeves is AK judas iscariot.
Sad Big noses.
9:59 "Too wholesome!. Moving on..."
That's how Gun Meme Review works.
2:28 that aged too well
California just got their ban on high capacity mags reversed! Congrats!
My dad was born and raised in New Orleans. That "joke" at the end really hit home.
What lake? O.o
@@code.name.sasquatch lake pontchartrain
This. This is all I want
That moment when you snap back to reality. "Too holesome. Moving on."
*Hole* some. Clever.
3:02 Beto has that look and is probably thinking "Why did this old guy just sniff me?"
#akgnotificationsquad
Or is creepy joe grabbing his ass
SgtRudy0311 Smith31bRet good thing it’s not butiched he would like to play grab ass with creepy uncle joe
boogaloo sidequest #187 defend your trailer for 13 days, achievement unlocked : the alamo
Historical Fun Fact 187 men were in the Alamo.
Well done,sir, well done.
"Which ive decided to stop joking about before karma actually kills me"
Oh if only he knew xD
I dig how he uses a Shoresey voice every time he impersonates Jordan Peterson or any Canadian.
"Ask yer mum, see what happens"
@@Hanzer-ns5bh “Mix in some class, ya tit”
What? That wasn’t a Jersey accent at all.
@@ObservationofLimits It's a character from the show, Letterkenney, not a Jersey shore thing. Hilarious show, hilarious character, you can watch it on Hulu.
"give yer balls a tug"
Boogaloo sidequests!!! These have been solid!
Boogaloo main quest: hit bohemian grove in mid July and execute the elitist pedo cult. Reward: the holy sword Excalibur Achievement unlocked: a new world order
Where can i purchase this video game
With the Invasion USA Chuck Norris denim Akimbo mini-Uzi character skin and load out
@@beltfedTODDRULZ I don't have the gold coins for that, I only have the John Wick skin I got for free during the event.
Ha ha
Slug gun builds are great until you start fighting armored vehicles
It seems karma finally caught up to him on this day he released the video explaining that he is now infected with the koof.
The opening of the beer with the gun..awesome!!
“We are the militia...” -Boogaloo Bois
#AKGNotification Squad
Today on UA-cam: Daddy AK tells his audience to work on their Sad.
#akgnotificationsquad
Fools: Boogaloo
Intellectuals: Ice hut showdown
@Brandon Herrera Your JBP impression has me cracking up. I'm a huge JBP fan.
I for one am so glad that can cannons no longer frequent UA-cam videos.
Then again with the exception of one IV8888 vid it was pretty much only the 2 narcissistic gun tubers who just would not stop with them. You know who they are.
ahem, its pronounced "OOOOooooOooOooo"
signed,
-Wendigo Gang
*T-Poses, glowing halo around me*
I can confirm broski.
°t pose°
SQUAD
Moodook I’m ur 100th like
@@loganjefferies3927 thanks man. I appreciate it.
I'm slowly starting to notice that you resemble young Stalin.
B R A N D O N N O
He's an American reincarnation of an alternate universe Stalin that rejected Communism but still led the motherland when Mikhail designed the AK.
Oh my god he does XD
This has been the most enlightening Gun meme review thus far
Also what conditioner do you use? I'm asking for a friend....
Boogaloo side quest 1: Welcome aboard:
fire your first gun and take a course
Reward: Unlocks all other Boogaloo side quests
That'd be a main quest, my dude. It's the tutorial before the game world opens up
I used to open beers with my teeth, until a year or so ago when my teeth just cant take it no more lol. But god damb the way you opened that beer was even cooler. What a man's man you are.
“Tastes like a just slightly higher mortality rate than the normal flu, but for some reason causing total pandemonium” 🤣🤣
That aged like milk
Yikes
Team CYBR Reactions not really, our best estimates hover around a 2% death rate and even then we keep being proven wildly wrong.
@@RT42069 Maybe do some learning before you comment.
yeah how's that working out
Oh god I got a Raid Shadow Legends ad at the beginning lmao. You had me in the first half not gonna lie. #AKGNotification Squad
I had one, too lol
Bradon: *Gives basic life advice*
Bradon's audience consisting of 90% 18-25 year olds: "Dad? Is that you?"
Pain.
so im in the 10% thats under the age of 18
The "playing by the rules" perk is the best.
2:33 that’s the most badass thing I’ve seen today
Love the vids just got an AK 47 for my birthday
Noice
Indeed
What variant?
7.62x39mm
@@970outdoors9 who made it?
Christ you and Michael Reeves would be horrifying
We need to see that
Robotics and Kalashnikovs (as well as possibly electricity)?
What could go wrong?
A machine that forces you to follow the boogaloo quests
Keep it this number please
Building a Robot That Makes AK-47s Because Brandon Herrera Broke Into My House.
Boogaloo Sidequest 42: Overwhelm a squad of alphabet bois with a platoon of mosins
Achievement Unlocked: Not one step back
What are alphabet Bois?
Please educate me.
@@krautandsalo i believe he is speaking of the LGBTQTYUILMNOP**×++ tribe
Best video game level ever...
Ja Gar and the ATF FBI CIA and any other agency with a 3 letter name
@@krautandsalo federal agencies are often called "three letter agencies" or "alphabet soup" because it's an assortment of letters.
Who would have though we would have went from unhinged boog memes to running for congress xD
Boogaloo sidequest 534:
Liberate Canada
Unlocks: Canada
Achievement unlocked: Getting Sidetracked
Ah yes, my biweekly dose of memes about the large structure created primarily of blocks of packed snow and ice, popular among the indigenous peoples of northern North America.
*Hears Beto is back*
*Loads Garand with Patriotic Intent* 🇺🇸
When ever I see the rice field meme, who likes napalm?
Tet is coming up bro
napalms are a quick death i think id be feel more sorry for the guys who fell in the bamboo poop traps or try getting shot with a 5.45 dipped ina piss jug thats a slow painful death
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. [...] The smell, you know that gasoline smell? [...] Smell(ed) like... victory.
Napalm sticks to kids
dELTA13579111315 that’s the first thing that came to mind
“This is some spicy memes that might take us down”- brandon 5 months ago
Brandon of today-“Uploads spicy gun meme review that gets removed and jokes about it”
2:38
Me: sees him open a bottle with a marakov
Me: INSTANTLY SUBSCRIBES.
Welcome to ww3 but first a word from our sponsor: raid shadow legends
I’m buying my first firearm in a week and a half, so this is really good timing.
I need a way to level up my new gear.
I'm good to do the same. Mp 153
Buy bullets, a red dot if rifle, and have fun!
These luck builds are op
Why should we make AK-50
Why not, big AK, big boolets, lots of fun. #akgnotificationsquad
Boogaloo sidequest #420:
Bribe a local street gang using dank hydro to help you storm a building full of gun grabbers using 3d printed guns.
Reward: 3 random canibus strain seed packs, Snoop as an ally.
Achievement unlocked: Smoke bootlickers every day.
Yeah I've studied the AK-47's stats and you're right, the guns stats aren't really good in defense.
Offense stats:
35 Damage ( 1050 DPS )
68 Range ( 400 Metres )
60 Stability ( Kicks primarily left )
70 Handling ( 2.7s Draw/Stow time )
85 Reload ( 4.6s Reload speed )
Defense stats:
10 Overall defense
10 Defense a/ slashing
10 Defense a/ blunt
10 Defense a/ pierce
“We need to end the 'Yard Sale Loophole’.”
-Democrats after March 14
How big is the black yard sale market? Like do they literally advertise it in the papers? XD
Think that'd be the news fault. Oh wait that's why they didn't want to start that...
RustyNails OC the problem is that the government doesnt want you to be able to fight back against them and we dont fight back like we should by taking out the people who enforce the so called "laws" that arent even lawful cause of the constitution
“Guys, have you ever heard the expression ‘you can get farther in life with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word’?”
theres also a saying called fighting fire with fire cause the atf and military and police dont take kindly to not being listened to and will shoot you instead of talking it out "shrugs"
Brandon, ship some of the shit from the AR yard sale. I cant make it from Minnesota.
#AKGnotificationSquad
@Eric Pope email sent to AK Daddy. We will see if he replies.
I will co-pay for some parts if i can meander on over to your place from saint paul
@@jacobjohnson2603 I work in Oakdale and live in Lakeland, I'm not far.
I know right why can’t I kidnap Brandon and bring him to my state 😂😂
@@obviousgreyman NONONONO DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT KALASH DADDY
primary: dp12
secondary: 92fs
tactical: a lightsaber
Sidequest number 152
Steal a prc 152 from the nearest alphabet camp, use it to call an air strike on their position and then lockout radio after yelling yeetus deletus across all stations.
Reward: +20 stealth, +30 charisma,+50 deception
Achievement unlocked: communication is key
"there's a trampoline involved."
😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😅👍
Me: * in a blanket burrito *
Me: *"he called me a sexy YT motherlover..."* :D
My first thought was that Brandon was drinking a White Claw when the video opened...that would have been tragic. #AKGnotificationsquad
Woah woah woah....ain't no laws when you're drinking claws sir!
Brandon stating that a girl won't make you happier becomes all too real when you notice he doesn't wear a wedding ring anymore :(
2:37 opening a beer with a gun is the most chad thing I have ever seen
Twenty something dudes? Joke's on you, I'm 32.
We need a boog meme review for us boomers. Or at least have captions so we can understand all the millenial hipster talk.
Glad to see Gun meme review is transcending generations
OK, Boomer
Hipster? That’s not the kind of person you’ll find on a gun video.
Imagine we all pitched in and built a giant liberator prime that carries around an AK that shoots 120mm tank rounds! #AKGNotificationSquad
Why would liberty prime carry the soviet commie rifle
Democracy is nonnegotiable!!!
That Makarov bottle open is pure gold.
The Geneva Convention does not apply to militants who don’t wear standard military fatigues, and thus do not have to follow. Welcome to the Corn Fields
7.62x54r is a rimmed cartridge, and I use it to dislocate my friends shoulders.
When it's an AKG video but also has your favorite video game in the thumbnail.
*Happiness noise*
#AKGnotificationSquad
2:34, holy shit in my many years of owning a Makarov I had no idea you could do this.
Opening a beer bottle with a makarov. What a fucking power move.
Brandon does the best impressions. Every one is spot on.
"he's coming for me" Uncle Joe??? Please do!! Matter of fact, I want his dentist to come along too and strap up...
I love the advice he has for use of a shotgun, sadly it is a federal felony to fire a weapon into the air, or in the city limits of almost all towns. The only gun problem is the Democrats.
And Republicans
Its also illegal to shoot someone in the face. But wait, what would be if there was this, like, exception if youre in danger? Maybe call it selfdefense, where its ok to do illegal stuff if it defends you, just like shooting in the air, or someone in the face...
Tobias Pieringer it’s called negligent discharge
@@tobiaspieringer1653 the issue is that in self-defense you are authorized to use the assailant as backstop. You're not authorized to endanger others around you.
And while yes, firing a gun straight into the air will rob it out of most of its energy because of terminal velocity on the way down, if you just wake up during the night 45 degrees might as well be straight up and brother, rounds fired with a horizontal component are absolutely lethal when they come down.
Tobias Pieringer. Dick Cheney shot a man in the face. What’s your point?
The funniest meme in this video was when you opened that beer in the most Russian way I've ever seen.
“Before karma actually kills me”
When there are multiples of a side quest number, they are just different sections of the same quest line, and thus, have their own rewards for each section. (Example: the “Gang War” quest line from Borderlands 2)
First Beto, then Bloomberg, there's never gonna be a hootenanny.
F for the Cali guys
Sincerely,
A Connecticuck
I’m in my 30s and I laughed harder than anyone at the hand cannon meme, just saying
I love that you take the time to throw some good advice for people into these videos
The JP meme and you understanding it got my sub.
Also, that picture of JP has been my phone wallpaper for over a year.