I mean, we're talking about a guy whose story ended with him tying himself to a standing stone (with his own guts mind you) so he could take on an entire army by himself. If that isn't unlucky, I don't know what is.
*Shirou:* "It's eating something. Maybe it's hungry." From the mind that brought you "People die when they are killed", "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct", and "When you have a birthday, you celebrate being born".
Just Some Guy with a Mustache don't forget the beloved lines from the VN sex scenes like "She can't breath through her mouth, maybe it's because it's full of my penis."
John Pinto He was my favorite because he is *actually* a total badass and a serious bro. He values his honor and his pride as a hero, to the point that Archer’s lack of both offends him. He is a heroic spirit first, servant second. Despite what Carnival Phantasm leads you to believe, Lancer is actually very hard to kill.
@@chrisschoenthaler5184 and going from Gae Bolg's actual ability of Landing the actual killing blow then make it look like it's travelling would've made him(if the anime plot armour have no say) easily kill most of the servants in fate/Stay night.
He could probably relatively easily kill all apart from gilgamesh and hercules. And against assassin who is much stronger than him in melee, but bound to shrine, so cu could easily snipe him with gae bolg
Lancer: Wait a moment, did you just summon your Noble Phantasm? Gilgamesh: Yeah, so? Saber: That’s against the rules, isn’t it? Gilgamesh: Screw the rules I am them. Gilgamesh: ..... Wait a minute.
2:05 , the day the most destructive noble phantasm was born. You can still hear the screams of archer and Lancer to this day. Beware the spinning assault blue lander.
Its particularly funny since the grail-kun skits are a parody how the grail promises a wish to who obtains it, but its always a wish to kill in the end.(symbolizing the knife) except for Kirei he straight up says it, lol.
@@Aisuki-suki there's no difference between the roman and Greek story Heracles means "glory of Hera", this was his figure's Greek name. Apparently he was given this name by Zeus to appease Hera. The Romanians later adapted the same figure, but called him "Hercules".
@keatsuki Incorrect Cerebus in greek Mythology is the hound of the underworld. Kerberos was a disfigured son of Hera who was the antagonist of Clash of the Titans. You got your names mixed up buddy.
YOu mean like in that latest movie,* where Medusa became the assassin class, and Lancer's avatar if you will was some forest sage who absolutely godly in terms of power?
Actually, I believe Medusa was actually a Lancer in that movie. Her weapon and attire kinda resembles her Child Medusa Lancer variant from the F/GO. They actually changed some stuff around, as she was still Rider in the game itself, but instead made her the lancer instead of Benkei. The Assassin was still True Assassin from Heaven's Feel.
Mmm... righr right it was a Lancer. The chains that turned to snakes made me think of Assassin cause you know.. chains... assassin worthy stuff. But yeah its definitely a Lancer, you're right.
She always kinda seemed more like an assassin. Her fighting style seems like a better fit for it than Sasaki Kojirou. Hell, in Fate/Extella, Tamamo no Mae made a couple off hand comments during her story mode about Medusa being a Ninja.
Actually in Zero, The Lancer Class Servant managed to disable Sabers use of her left arm, making it virtually impossible for her to use her Noble Phantasm, which of you ask me, is a very useful and strong Noble Phantasm
Haha when Lancer dies in the water at 7:58 , the option to ">jump" on his head like one of the stepping stones appears. Attention to detail on the gags in this show was on point holy heck.
Boomelancer: Spinning Assault Blue Lancer Uses Lancer as a weapon by throwing While Berserker only has one Noble Phantasm, this Noble Phantasm is the result of using Lancer. It has a critical effect on Archer. It emits blue light and spins rapidly, striking everything in its path without fail. While it has the effect of a penetrating javelin, it does not return to the hand of the thrower like a boomerang does. Rank: B+ Type: anti army Range: 1- ∞ Max targets: ∞
I keep saying the usual, “What the hell did Cu Chulainn do to deserve all this?!”
Then I realized his luck stat is an E.
What about arcbers
@@reddytoplay9188 There is shit and completely shit, Archer's luck is shit with Lancer's luck being completely shit
I mean, we're talking about a guy whose story ended with him tying himself to a standing stone (with his own guts mind you) so he could take on an entire army by himself. If that isn't unlucky, I don't know what is.
Nodel Oliver being lancer
Unlike Archer, Lancer has abilities that depend on his Luck...
*Shirou:* "It's eating something. Maybe it's hungry."
From the mind that brought you "People die when they are killed", "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct", and "When you have a birthday, you celebrate being born".
Just Some Guy with a Mustache I kinda believe it's a running gag at this point. I expect another terrible oneliner like this in Heaven's Feel.
Just Some Guy with a Mustache don't forget the beloved lines from the VN sex scenes like "She can't breath through her mouth, maybe it's because it's full of my penis."
stitches1110 plz tell me that's fake plz that's too much
No
Amazing
5:03 the best running gag in this show is mistreating Lancer, they didn't even let him finish his dialogue lmao.
He’s like Yamcha but cooler
@@tiaaaron3278 “But cooler”
@@MisterGort way cooler
@@MisterGort but cooler
Did someone say Cooler 👹
Lancer died!
You aren't human!!!
LOL
and in other subs they think it went
Oh my god! They killed Lancer!
You bastards!
i love thisaXD
I know. It's brilliant.
I still don't get it
Being Lancer is suffering.
Just Some Guy with a Mustache WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!
Thus taylor triggers with his luck dtat
You don't even know man...
Ransa ga shinda!
Being Shirou is suffering too
Poor lancer he's actually my favorite servant too
Same here :< FeelsBadLancer
Me too
Grinch my second favorite.
Grinch your joey chin picture tho its creepy
Me fo
This has made lancer my favorite character in the series
John Dragneel lol
John Pinto He was my favorite because he is *actually* a total badass and a serious bro. He values his honor and his pride as a hero, to the point that Archer’s lack of both offends him. He is a heroic spirit first, servant second. Despite what Carnival Phantasm leads you to believe, Lancer is actually very hard to kill.
@@chrisschoenthaler5184 and going from Gae Bolg's actual ability of Landing the actual killing blow then make it look like it's travelling would've made him(if the anime plot armour have no say) easily kill most of the servants in fate/Stay night.
He could probably relatively easily kill all apart from gilgamesh and hercules. And against assassin who is much stronger than him in melee, but bound to shrine, so cu could easily snipe him with gae bolg
Same
Lancer: Wait a moment, did you just summon your Noble Phantasm?
Gilgamesh: Yeah, so?
Saber: That’s against the rules, isn’t it?
Gilgamesh: Screw the rules I am them.
Gilgamesh: ..... Wait a minute.
Yandere Alchemist Nice reference to that meme!😆🤣😂
Aight time to turn gay
Gilgamesh is Kaiba confirmed
Someone's watching the complete YGO abridged series. I'm so glad I did
Or
Gilgamesh: I AM THE RULES
2:05 , the day the most destructive noble phantasm was born. You can still hear the screams of archer and Lancer to this day. Beware the spinning assault blue lander.
Ah, the curse of E-Rank luck. XD
bad luck lancer
i see what you did here^^ From: EX-Luck player
No it's E-rank luck.
Some of the most powerful Lancers have incredibly crappy lives. Not just Cu.
Luck of the Irish was originally meant to be sarcastic.
Why doesn't hector have it then
OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED LANCER!
You bastards!
YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!
E rank luck
22kingdomheartsfan YOU BASTARDS!
YOURE NOT HUMAN
you're laughing, a guy in a blue full-body tights just died, and you're laughing
at least it wasn’t a kid in an orange coat
I just Realized in 5:46, even when their flashing the racers cars, they gave Cu less time as well
Anti depressants they didn’t even show him getting the gae-bolcar
They did, but interrupted him when he's discussing about it
The guy doesn't even get a Master despite both Bazett and Kirei being right there.
All Lancer wanted was a break
Instead they break him LOL
*"Next time, summon me as a lancer"*
😭😭😭😂😂
dammit, when saber was riding the lion cart, i can' get enough of her saying shirou!
BERSER-CAR!!!!
*WHAT THE HELL!?!?* XD
I didn't get it until I said it outloud xD
Don’t forget it might just drive you insane
Yes I took that joke from fate stay night abridged I like the pun
😂😂👌
Hollow Ataraxia still has the best jokes.
「100円下さい。」
「お金いるの？(汗笑」
で草
When Lancer is a Caster, he becomes super epic but still retains some of his fun personality...
Archer: what the hell are you doing?
Lancer: I have no idea!
Me: *laughing to dead*
also him sudenly having "flashback buddy moments with berserker when he didn't do that": "What was that?!"
Lancer is the Kenny of Fate/stay night :/
Anubis pre being braught back to life permenently
Kenny? Kenny from TWD?
/a/ You may have figured it out already, but it's Kenny from South Park
GoatOverlord Caw, kids! It's Kenny the Crow!
That's probably what they were going for with the "Lancer died!" "You're not human!" shtick.
Looks like Lancer doesn't have the "luck of the Irish." Ironically, he's an Irish mythological figure.
Mel Palaganas nobody ever said the luck of the irish meant good luck
Having the luck of the Irish means you actually have terrible luck. It's not a good thing. lol Why people think it means good luck I have no idea.
@@ArashiTsurugi Probably something to do with 4 clover leaves giving good luck?
looks lilke he is so unlucky that even the luck of irish couldnt do anything
"The luck of the Irish" is a sarcastic phrase. Alludes to our bad luck in our history
Even when it's a childish parody poor Lancer still can't catch a break.
*Grail-kun drops the knife*
Me: *starts dying*
"Kill him and forge a contract with a new servant*
Me: *Dead*
And then he actually does that.
Its particularly funny since the grail-kun skits are a parody how the grail promises a wish to who obtains it, but its always a wish to kill in the end.(symbolizing the knife) except for Kirei he straight up says it, lol.
@@Tiasung I see it as a parody of Doraemon as well
Kirei: *picks up the knife without hesitation*
Me: *double death intensifies*
oh, the moment Herakles thought you were a dog is like one of His 12 Labors. to equate:
Cu Chulainn = hound of culainn
hound = dog
dog = Kerberos
Except Perseus killed Kerberos, your talking about Cerebus the three headed hound of the underworld
Cerberus,the Three Headed Colossus Wolf.
Except the Three Heads are Proto Cu,Lancer Cu,and Caster Cu.
@@Aisuki-suki there's no difference between the roman and Greek story
Heracles means "glory of Hera", this was his figure's Greek name. Apparently he was given this name by Zeus to appease Hera.
The Romanians later adapted the same figure, but called him "Hercules".
@keatsuki Incorrect Cerebus in greek Mythology is the hound of the underworld. Kerberos was a disfigured son of Hera who was the antagonist of Clash of the Titans. You got your names mixed up buddy.
9:07 i really can't help but imagine saber saying that with her normal model 😂
"Lancer Just Died."
"You aren't Human."
XD POOR EMIYA, POOR LANCER
SABER IS JUST SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!
Saber kawaii... KAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAII
I need to capture her...
According to Rin from Fate stay night abridged she is baeber
BERSERCAR is so much cuter
Berserker with Spinning Assault Blue Lancer would be the most OP Servant in Grand Order. Hands down.
on 0:16 kirei was about to say "every dog has his day" XD
Oh, the irony. Because this hound definitely did not have his day.
Fate Grand Order - First Order: Cu's Counter Attack!
Spoiler: Cu Kills Everyone.
Jethro Vitorio Scultor Best way to fix Lancer is to make him Caster. His Luck becomes D-Rank as Caster, and that is apparently all he needs.
YOu mean like in that latest movie,* where Medusa became the assassin class, and Lancer's avatar if you will was some forest sage who absolutely godly in terms of power?
Actually, I believe Medusa was actually a Lancer in that movie. Her weapon and attire kinda resembles her Child Medusa Lancer variant from the F/GO. They actually changed some stuff around, as she was still Rider in the game itself, but instead made her the lancer instead of Benkei. The Assassin was still True Assassin from Heaven's Feel.
Mmm... righr right it was a Lancer. The chains that turned to snakes made me think of Assassin cause you know.. chains... assassin worthy stuff. But yeah its definitely a Lancer, you're right.
She always kinda seemed more like an assassin. Her fighting style seems like a better fit for it than Sasaki Kojirou. Hell, in Fate/Extella, Tamamo no Mae made a couple off hand comments during her story mode about Medusa being a Ninja.
セイバーライオン可愛い
FGOセイバーライオン実装はよ
-"The rules will decide your fate"
0:53 -"I AM the rules"
0:52 thats it. thats his entire character.
Lancer ga shinda: *snickers*
Kaito ga shinda: *cries in Gon Freecs*
声優の無駄使いｗ楽しそうでなにより
｢日本人は皆ロリコンなのよ｣の辺りでもう駄目だった。腹筋が
図星
篠宮タクマ
10:07
全日本人「」
"I came in second"
"No lunch for you"
*GASP*
I'm absolutely praying this gets a dub just so they can say "You killed Lancer! You bastard!"
Imagine if Scathach found out that Cu was used as comic relief, hoo boy.
06:25 I love the way Archer says "RANSA GA SHINDA".
This is the most game-like video game parody I have ever seen. It honestly looks like a real video game.
3:32 FGO class advantage in a nutshell
10:05 "All Japanese are lolicons" - illyasviel
7:20 this made me laugh so hard lmao
bakajanai
Lancer became my favorite so quickly but the poor man is being played like a fiddle.
When saber yells "SHIROOOOU!!!Eh, give me 100 yen." Cutest thing ever.
That berser-car >_
BERSERKER'S A MUTHAFUKIN TRANSFORMER!!!!
“Every weapon berserker wields becomes the greatest weapon of the era”
*lancer*
5:27 saber is so happy, then bankrupts shirou again
XD
"I don't want to lose to the King of Hungry."
*LMAO*
Emiya:A toy?
Saber:Shirou,ah
Saber:Gimme 100 yen
Emiya:it needs money?
Me: *facepalm*
"Just remember an Idiot man once lived"
Your pfp ;-;
ギルガメッシュ出た瞬間悟ったわ笑笑
宝 具 発 動
@@並のサーヴァント
ゲートオブ…バビロンでは
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I like how
Saber : Lancer is die again
Archer : Idiot
Rider & Caster : What an idiot
Lancer : Im not idiot
Lancer fails? More like Lancer deaths
CID nah...he ain't dead,he probably activated guts or evade and survived all his on slaughts
0:03 AH.....
I felt that😔😂
0:57 Also LMAO Lanca Ga SHINDA!!
お金いるの…がどツボすぎる…
0:59
6:24
8:41
Lansaa ga shinda ~
ランサーが死んだ~
Kono hitodenashi!
11:40
ランさーが死んだ、が軽いｗｗｗ
なんつー扱いｗ
lancer=krilin here :/
He is yamcha
+mioismoe lancer is actually strong. he just has terribly bad luck. on par with BLB
mioismoe agreed
black nagae Exactly what I thinking hes like Krillin or Yancha.
Actually in Zero, The Lancer Class Servant managed to disable Sabers use of her left arm, making it virtually impossible for her to use her Noble Phantasm, which of you ask me, is a very useful and strong Noble Phantasm
5:04 funny how Lancer is the only one that gets cut off 😂😂
Diego Savage that fuckin killed me when i saw that
Poor Cu, the guy just can’t get a break
This had me giggling the whole time, but them feeding the lion saber Lancer killed me
ランサーより事後処理をとる言峰()
回転して突撃する蒼い槍兵(ブーメランサー) 2:05
槍兵を投擲武器として使用する武具
本来、一つしか宝具を持たない英雄(バーサーカー)が
槍兵を用い編み出した
イレギュラー的な宝具
弓兵に対してはクリティカル効果
蒼い光が高速回転しながら
軌道線上の全ての対象に必ず命中する
刺し穿つ死棘の同様の効果を持つが
ブーメランのように投げた者の手元に
戻ることはない
Let's feed it Lancer X3
“Cha! Siu! Me- AHH!”
I died😂😂 she was sooo close
クーフーリンwwwww
いじられ役なのかい！？www
Looks like Diavolo joins Cu Chulainn to the infinite loop of deaths
0:59"Oh my God,they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
ランサーの扱いw
5:27 士郎の「お金いるの？」が可愛すぎる(笑)
Cu: Gilgamesh you're an archer, you can't possibly defeat me because of class disadvantage
Gilgamesh: *no im the rules lol*
Its funny that the latest Carnival Phantasm states that he doesnt suffer because he's a lancer, rather, because he's Cu lol
0:01 that was intense just for a few seconds
ランサーの扱いが酷いw
RIP Lancer...you aren't human
Haha when Lancer dies in the water at 7:58 , the option to ">jump" on his head like one of the stepping stones appears. Attention to detail on the gags in this show was on point holy heck.
"Oh my god! You killed Lancer!"
"You bastards!!"
5:21 that is so fucking adorable, I think my heart grew a size.
Carnival phantasm is just a really massive shitpost
Yes
*Always has been*
*Always Has Been*
*Always Has Been*
*Always has been*
Lancer got the short end of the lance...
lmao "all japanese people are lolicons" never expected that line from a real studio lol
Why do you think they sexualise lolis so much?
Boomelancer: Spinning Assault Blue Lancer
Uses Lancer as a weapon by throwing
While Berserker only has one Noble Phantasm, this Noble Phantasm is the result of using Lancer.
It has a critical effect on Archer.
It emits blue light and spins rapidly, striking everything in its path without fail.
While it has the effect of a penetrating javelin, it does not return to the hand of the thrower like a boomerang does.
Rank: B+
Type: anti army
Range: 1- ∞
Max targets: ∞
Gilgamesh be like:
Rules?Cash me outside how bout dat!?
Also, saber lion is the cutest thing in existence, my eyes are bleeding
Ber zer CAR!!
6:48 geez even at the select screen. Everyone else who wasn't picked just fainted but poor Lancer got skewered by his own weapon!
why always lancer ????!!!!
Lancer dies in all of the game routes, they make a running gag out of that.
Shirou died more than lancer tho
Yeah, but Shirou at least had the option of happy ending
Lousika Lumiere that and his VA is the same for Kenny from south park in Japan
well rank E luck
これだからランサー好きはやめられないwww
セイバーライオンくそ可愛ええ
*Video Starts*
“Lancer F&#¥s up, badly”
“It’s always sunny in Fuyuki”
I love how Emiya Archer has E-Rank luck, but his abilities basically just throw luck on the window anyway, but then there’s Lancer...
this is so goofy. Just what i needed after exams
「俺が一番d」
「さあ、どんどん行きましょう！」
If this ever gets a sequel and Cu still gets hit with slapstick syndrome, Scathach would have a stroke.
saber: ransha ga shinda!!
shirou: kono hito de nashi!!
Plot Twist: Lancer is envious of shirou not dying which was why he killed him in all of the routes
7:19
I cant stop laughing at Lancer scream and Archer with Caster bullying him lmao
【定期】ランサーが死んだっ