@@souravsingh8484 Yoo, I totally forgot about her. I watched a ton of her vids like 10 years ago. Time to go back in time...incognito tabs, here I come!
@@JustCalMeBozemanOh, John Marston from Red Dead Redemption 1 is your profile picture. Are you aware that there is a chance that a remaster/remake of that game is to be announced this year? Probably in a few weeks?
I hope he is alright. Also, Rockstar Games announced not a remaster/remake but a port for modern consoles i.e. PS4 and Nintendo Switch. Luckily I had my expectations low
Yeah, this was strange. Her nationality aside, this one particularly felt like they didn't even tell this girl she was speaking a presentation. They put a prompter somewhere above her head and told her to just read these words. It was probably fool-proof written like if you needed to pronounce sake as saw-kay. They filmed the first take and ran with it. No way this are legit presentations, but the company is real, so I think this channel is just them having a bit of fun.
As an otaku, this was embarrassing to watch. Tbh, I can do a better job. I only say so cuz I learned a little bit of Japanese; so, I'm more familiar with pronunciation & the grammar. I wish I could read the script myself, just so I could hear what a Japanese person might sound like reading this -_-'
+realeques She does read off a teleprompter, surely. This is the most retarded Japanese accent and pronunciation I have ever heard. This is coming from someone who lives in Japan and is fluent in three languages.
She is so bad at speaking Japanese, but I could understand it. I watched English version three times, but I could not understand it. Because I'm Japanese. I must watch it once again.
Finally...now it became a lot clearer what a turnaround is. The other 2 videos were too confusing. Expecialy the English one. At least this one is talking.
I know a lot of people say this isn't as big as the other two, but I still think it's big enough. So even though it sounds like she's just reading off the japanese I like this video.
This is the same speaking competence you'd encounter from a disengaged high schooler taking a second semester of Japanese because they really liked Naruto but can't seem to grasp the language. Who thought this was acceptable? Her cadence is awful.
@@PreGHz Doesn't even have to be native. Anybody who has taken it to an intermediate level has a good enough pitch accent and pronunciation to read off a teleprompter.
Makes sense, they do things smaller in Japan than they do in Texas, and Texas is right next to Mexico too. She's just strait up laughing while brokenly reading the script this entire video 😂
@@Note-DS If you expect me to remember ALL of the context of this exact video from my *_2 YEAR OLD COMMENT,_* then you're WAY crazier than you're trying to imply I am.
Someone needs to tell this woman that in order to properly explain turnarounds you need to 1) be educated in the matter 2) fluently speak the language 3) have breast implants
@ 3:08 I wish there were subtitles so that I'd know what to do if there was "chewy bukkaku" in my engine, the other versions didn't seem to cover that specific problem
Two of the most important points are indeed covered in this video. I found this video to not be as well-rounded as the other ones though, but just as easy to grasp nonetheless.
I'm a little concerned that the Japanese don't have words for Oil change, power steering, transmission, air filter, gasket, or even 'turnaround' for that matter.
Turnaroundと言う言葉をご存じですか? Gibberish that I can't understand Turnaround色々な呼び方がありますが、ほとんど同じ事を意味します。 Turnaroundとは決められた(いてきけん?決められていた危険?)Maintanenceや点検Testのために産業施設(を)全体の流れを計画的にStopする事を指します。 I'm 40 seconds in and I've already lost like 30% Give us the script and we'll read it ourselves
I watched the English and Spanish version of this multiple times and it was very informative, but, I could barely sit through this version, it didn’t have as big as impact as the first one, 1 minute in and I lost all my focus, why is she talking about turnaround and why would anyone care about that?
You know, I'm not knocking the girl, she looks fantastic, but this one isn't as magical as the others. I was expecting a full breasted Japanese girl being all, you know, Japanese.
She doesn't actually speak Japanese... She sounds like she's just reading from a script. I could that. And from that logic, I must also speak Japanese.
I appreciate at least they went to the trouble she was wearing a looser top. This is equal oppourtunity in the workplace and diversity like this should be celebrated. Truly! A progressive company!
The internet is a meme when you explore. We all thought the same thing and now we are finally at the japanese version. If you excuse me im going back to the Spanish and english version now good sir.
This one solidified the fact that this was social experiment for me
So watched 3 of them already eeh 🤔
They need a busy Japanese to be sure.
It solidified it for me, alright…
What were the results?
@@theflowpowa42oshow The results -- It is difficult to find an attractive professional speaker of Japanese with large breasts.
Japanese turnarounds tend to be somewhat smaller.
They're still great though! 👍
You dawg 😂
😂
😂
Their probably natural as opposed to artificial turnarounds though.
I'm Japanese but English version was easier to understand
Because I've watched it 100 times
can't ruin 69 likes nice
😂
What is the *massive* reason you watch her 100 times?
@@8ubbless There are two reasons.
@@TROXXOStwo big reasons
Love how people are eager to learn the same topic in different languages.
Hope now everyone know what is turnaround at all levels
Wait ,this series was about turnarounds?
no clue
lmao
i literally cant stop turning around
I'm still lacking in understand what a turnaround is. I need a Russian, Hindi, and Arabic version. My life is like pokemon. I gotta catch them all
Well, it's pretty clear how EPCM feels about Japan.
How does epicum feel about Japan?
@@WingedBagels tf 😂😂
Yeah Hitomi Tanaka should have presented this one
@@souravsingh8484 Yoo, I totally forgot about her. I watched a ton of her vids like 10 years ago. Time to go back in time...incognito tabs, here I come!
😂
Come on. This are not small, is just that the spanish and english versions are huge ! :))
what do you mean i'm just here to learn about economics or whatever turnaround is about
@@OKANGUVEN99 and you speak Japanese ofcourse?
@@bertjedekat HAI DESU
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Yo hablo español, ahí nos vemos!
Whilst not quite as fully formed as the English and Spanish turnarounds, the Japanese turnaround still has the main points covered.
lmfaoooo
very good! lol
Oh shut you're a nobody and her body is fine
Both of them
Would have been better if the points wouldn't have been covered at all.. but be left uncovered so everyone can see them
So, I've watched the entire "Turnaround" universe. So proud of myself.
I did English, then Spanish, and Japanese last. That's also the order of my favorite as well! 😎👍
😂
We’re down bad😭
"Turnaround universe" 😆😆🤔
@@JakeStewart1343 same
When you lie on your resume.
EPCM: This girl says she has massive breasts and speaks fluent Japanese, we'll go with her.
The girl:
Underrated comment
@@JustCalMeBozemanOh, John Marston from Red Dead Redemption 1 is your profile picture. Are you aware that there is a chance that a remaster/remake of that game is to be announced this year? Probably in a few weeks?
Dude I hope the John Marston guy is alright
I hope he is alright. Also, Rockstar Games announced not a remaster/remake but a port for modern consoles i.e. PS4 and Nintendo Switch. Luckily I had my expectations low
I was waiting for Hitomi Tanaka for this vid
My man!
YES
A man of culture!
Your comment make me open another tab on my chrome.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Let's face it, I don't care one way or the other about the Japanese language. I was just hoping they'd hired a Japanese woman for this one.
Exactly, they should have hired Scarlet Johanson!
Right! With big... personalities
Facts
@@MisterSecurity702 Ngl that's a good choice given how good she was in Lost in Translation
Yeah, this was strange. Her nationality aside, this one particularly felt like they didn't even tell this girl she was speaking a presentation. They put a prompter somewhere above her head and told her to just read these words. It was probably fool-proof written like if you needed to pronounce sake as saw-kay. They filmed the first take and ran with it. No way this are legit presentations, but the company is real, so I think this channel is just them having a bit of fun.
this is painful. She made japanese sound like chinese and korean combined
Thats what it was.
So normal japanese?
@@Alex-mv6yp no, real japanese accent in distinct
As an otaku, this was embarrassing to watch. Tbh, I can do a better job. I only say so cuz I learned a little bit of Japanese; so, I'm more familiar with pronunciation & the grammar. I wish I could read the script myself, just so I could hear what a Japanese person might sound like reading this -_-'
@@Alex-mv6yp one can easily tell Japanese apart from Chinese and Korean.
she sounds like someone who never spoke japanese but reads off a teleprompter
+realeques She does read off a teleprompter, surely. This is the most retarded Japanese accent and pronunciation I have ever heard. This is coming from someone who lives in Japan and is fluent in three languages.
+Elijah Villanueva Any of them Japanese?
@@Simongtt Damn...😂
because she does
Lmao yup
i dont even speak japanese but ive watched enough anime to know that she struggles speaking the language
2:08
@@lundc6397 neuron misfire
3:32 “naruto”
@Deom-G Channel Sakura!
@@syahrulfauzi6344 BAKAAA
@@guywithbigwhitecock709 mitai
dattebayooo
So, this is like Scary movie 4, she's isn't really speaking Japanese, just saying random famous Japanese words
My understanding on turnaround. It just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
While something else gets larger and larger
@Coldblackice *r/whooosh*
@@bidenistechnicallyadictato738 r/whooosh 😂
Well it does get longer and longer and I still haven't seen the car example, so I have to keep watching.
This makes allot of sense as to why the other two professors were experts in their field.
My wife is wondering why I’m suddenly so invested in turn arounds 😂😂😂😂
You should show her your new turnaround expertise
I've watched enough anime to know this is terrible Japanese.
Facts! This is why so many otaku prefer subs.
Pronounciation is probably correct though
@@majungasaurus6814 she’s not saying the words right at all
@@majungasaurus6814 nope lmao
@@majungasaurus6814 nope lol that's garbage
She is so bad at speaking Japanese, but I could understand it.
I watched English version three times, but I could not understand it.
Because I'm Japanese. I must watch it once again.
Rofl sola
Sodasne
Did you study hard, Sola?
I’m surprised you did understand it, this is about tourist level
@@DoctorLazertronit’s actually a lot better if you listen to it at 2x speed
I watched this in 3 different languages and still don't know what it is
Lol 😂
I mean if you didn't understand it an a language you speak, I'm not sure why watching it an another language would help you understand it
LMAO you win today bro
dattabayeoo
i dont speak japanese. But it feels like I wouldnt understand a word she is saying even if i know japanese
+Kenneth Lee Because this is retarded and offensive. She doesn't know shit about Japanese.
Yeah it’s pretty bad. I’m a fluent japanese speaker. This is baaaaaad.
@Eggchin X2 X2 I'm more conservative than a Republican, and your shit doesn't even make sense in this context.
@Eggchin X2 X2 I don't think you know what you're talking about lol
@Eggchin X2 X2 Lmao you gotta study more, kid
3:08 Chewy bukkake?
+Abraham M hahahahahahaha
Damit Chewy!!
+Abraham M hhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Abraham M bwahahahahaha omfg.. chewy bukkake lmao hahahahahahahaha. u made my day bro😂😂😂
LOL
02:08 this, lol
can you speak japanese
no
but it looks funny
Minh Huy then fuck you
haha this is funny too
the editor's got lazy
This woman is clearly not Japanese, but I appreciate that they honored the Japanese bodytype at least.
loool
YOOO THAT’S CRAZY.
Her japanese is awful
as someone who lives in Japan,that's still to big for japanese.
@@AdrianoGR894 Damn... That's wild.
Me: got milk?
EPCM: sorry, not this time around
Not this turn around*
lactose free milk
25% less
I can’t believe I’m doing this
maybe make a "turnaround"
got milk is crazyyy
play the video with 1.25x speed, you get it fluent, play it with 1.5x speed, you get real spoken japanese
Eh...
You are right
Still not fluent. The stops and tones are too messy to understand
You are correct sir
True👍
Finally...now it became a lot clearer what a turnaround is. The other 2 videos were too confusing. Expecialy the English one. At least this one is talking.
I know a lot of people say this isn't as big as the other two, but I still think it's big enough. So even though it sounds like she's just reading off the japanese I like this video.
This is the opitome of, fake it till you make it. I doubt anyone questioned her by the confidence she was pronouncing those Japanese words.
Dr. Hitomi Tanaka is an expert on "Turnarounds" and she is also from Japan.
In my opinion, She would have done better.
There's nothing like your first pair of love. That's why Spanish and Japanese can't compete with the English version
Spanish looking good tho
Spanish has more flavor, but to each their own
Either English or Spanish is completely fine.
If this was done by a Japanese person, this would have been so satisfying to listen to.
@@MaxX500 Not even a Japanese person, just a fluent speaker
Lets be honest, 99% of us watched all 3 turnarounds without actually focusing on turnarounds. 😂
日本語を話してくれているだけで十分嬉しいわ。
This is the same speaking competence you'd encounter from a disengaged high schooler taking a second semester of Japanese because they really liked Naruto but can't seem to grasp the language. Who thought this was acceptable? Her cadence is awful.
+JT Norton Yeah, not sure why they just didn't get a native japanese speaker. Also, how is Amber?
+JT Norton Damn at least she can speak some.. I can't say half the shit she is saying
@Razorback73 if that is the case then what a complete failure
@@PreGHz Doesn't even have to be native. Anybody who has taken it to an intermediate level has a good enough pitch accent and pronunciation to read off a teleprompter.
She likes Naruto a lot at 3:32.
i literally started crying when i saw the like/dislike ratio
Well she is not japanese and her information is more flat than 2 others 🤷♂️
Watching this video after they disabled likes 😭 yt done changed so much
:(
@@prakharvermaT1nOthe likes/dislikes is 1.6k/1.4k lmao
I only understand Estonian. Please make an Estonian version.
Can you please continue the series in other languages as well?
I mean I don't understand Japanese or English and Spanish...We want more🙂
I'm quite interested to see the Brazilian and French interpretations..
If you don't understand English, how did you write this comment?
@@hellterminatorshut up
@@rainey06au Oh yes of course. Both type of Portuguese. Just because the dialect are different.
Makes sense, they do things smaller in Japan than they do in Texas, and Texas is right next to Mexico too. She's just strait up laughing while brokenly reading the script this entire video 😂
That make sense cant argue with that.
Tf does texas have to do with this ?
@@Note-DS If you expect me to remember ALL of the context of this exact video from my *_2 YEAR OLD COMMENT,_* then you're WAY crazier than you're trying to imply I am.
@@Note-DS Maybe figure it out for yourself
@@Beregond1861 alright my bad bro didn't realize the comment was 2 years old.
Of my limited knowledge of intermediate Japanese in college I can tell this person had about a week of experience and a teleprompter.
Seems so indeed. She's quite clueless, the poor soul.
Hitomi tanaka should've been casted misopportunity
Watching the English and Spanish versions of this video, has turned me around!! 😋
Someone needs to tell this woman that in order to properly explain turnarounds you need to
1) be educated in the matter
2) fluently speak the language
3) have breast implants
Save that for the person who hired her lol.
you got the order wrong
Natural >>> Implants. F*** implants.
She’s perfect size ❤
5:10 "senzu bean"🤔
Zragon Balls
@ 3:08 I wish there were subtitles so that I'd know what to do if there was "chewy bukkaku" in my engine, the other versions didn't seem to cover that specific problem
Atleast get someone who's fluent in the language 😅
Brief, concise and modest just how i like it. Magnificent work!!!
理解されていることは言う必要はありません。これは非常に有益なビデオであり、プロジェクト管理に関連するターンアラウンドをよりよく理解しました。EPCM PSP DDR DNDは世界で最高の会社だと言いたいだけです。
Not quite the same caliber as the other two videos but still a winning hand
This turnaround is not as much proportionate as the English and Spanish turnaround.
damn I guess all there budget went towards the Spanish and English actress lol.
Shes very beautiful and trying so hard
I wished there was more and Turnaround, and They did provided that.
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.
Two of the most important points are indeed covered in this video. I found this video to not be as well-rounded as the other ones though, but just as easy to grasp nonetheless.
頑張って日本語話してるの可愛い
4:01 セイジョウニ 常ニ ˚✧𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂˳✧༚ サレテイル 原料ハ ドウナルノ デショウ
I'm a little concerned that the Japanese don't have words for
Oil change, power steering, transmission, air filter, gasket,
or even 'turnaround' for that matter.
Omg this full channel is hilarious 😂
Just came here to read comments about japanese turn arounds
At 3:32 "Naruto"
I’m just more curious why they didn’t put the prompter or her lines where the camera is.
Just staring off into the distance is sooooo off putting
Notice they left out the section about fixing your car? or at least the video.
Turnaroundと言う言葉をご存じですか?
Gibberish that I can't understand
Turnaround色々な呼び方がありますが、ほとんど同じ事を意味します。
Turnaroundとは決められた(いてきけん?決められていた危険?)Maintanenceや点検Testのために産業施設(を)全体の流れを計画的にStopする事を指します。
I'm 40 seconds in and I've already lost like 30%
Give us the script and we'll read it ourselves
Yeah the Japanese isn't very good. It's clearly from Google Translate and they forced this woman to read from a script.
Fun fact, her turnarounds are huge in Japan
I watched the English and Spanish version of this multiple times and it was very informative, but, I could barely sit through this version, it didn’t have as big as impact as the first one, 1 minute in and I lost all my focus, why is she talking about turnaround and why would anyone care about that?
They really dropped the ball on this one....
Usually I would see 0 problems with this. But the other 2 really knockered me out
6:53 NANI???
I found the transcript of this: “Hibachi hitachi naruto. Toshiba satoshi nakamoto. Sashimi!”
SASUKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used to be gay but EPCM turned me around
I think 99% of us can agree that we had no interest in turnarounds but loved the presentation!
Bruh, I fucking LOVE turnarounds! 😂😂😂
Its fun just to watch her struggle both the other versions were half the time ,i always thought Japanese was a faster language .
She’s trying her best guys... turnarounds is a hard thing to teach.... maybe a bigger rack of knowledge would help...
You know, I'm not knocking the girl, she looks fantastic, but this one isn't as magical as the others. I was expecting a full breasted Japanese girl being all, you know, Japanese.
I just stumbled onto this channel, those first two videos? HELL YEAH!!! You lost me with this one, ok back to the other two!! :)
I came in with a big expectation and it's safe to say that the size of the production in this video fell short
Like 25% shorter
Come on now. It's not bad in any sense, it's just that rhe English and Spanish version had very BIG shoes to fill.
When you fired your Japanese actress:
I had to hold my laughter until I felt internal damage, this must be the longest 8 mins of her life
She doesn't actually speak Japanese... She sounds like she's just reading from a script. I could that. And from that logic, I must also speak Japanese.
Japanese turnarounds are nice but they seem to be quite a bit smaller.
3:07 "chewy bukkake"
English was massive compared to her but damn she has big too
shes reading not speaking . this isn't watchable for native Japanese speakers
At this point I'm convinced this is some kind of social experiment...
I appreciate at least they went to the trouble she was wearing a looser top. This is equal oppourtunity in the workplace and diversity like this should be celebrated. Truly! A progressive company!
I know this is a ten year old video but, they couldn't get anyone that actually spoke Japanese to do this? I wonder how her Japanese is now.
3:43 WTF 😂
🤣🤣
i swear i heard the word orgy
Muting it makes it so much better.
aye someone tell them to link up with Hitomi Tanaka to keep the videos consistent
Highly recommend the english version instead. That one got millions of views for two huge reasons.
bigger "whoppers" on Spanish and English ;-)
The internet is a meme when you explore. We all thought the same thing and now we are finally at the japanese version. If you excuse me im going back to the Spanish and english version now good sir.
The only thing that could have saved this video is oki na oppai.
A little late to the party but the expression on her face says she already knows where the comment section will be going on this video
This company has a Thing for Massive Milkers
What company doesn't?
A great trilogy
Casting had the opportunity to get Anri Okita for this and the missed their chance! But 2/3 ain't too bad I guess
Indeed for Japanese they choose the smaller version in their whole office as they love small things .
Me: I feel so bad YT
YT: don't worry champ, you wanna learn Spanish/Japanese and English ?
Me: neat, thanks bruh
Forget Rosetta Stone, there’s a new way to learn foreign languages, the Turnaround way.
loool BRUH this pair is smaller than the other two :(
Don’t lie on your resume guys