The Hand Of God

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  29 днів тому +68

    Go to TryFum.com/DANKULA or scan the QR code and use code DANKULA to get your free FÜM Topper when you order your Journey Pack today!

  • @pepperspray7386
    @pepperspray7386 23 дні тому +1065

    imagine picking up a coke habit after you leave south america xD

    • @grimm507
      @grimm507 23 дні тому +64

      South america makes the sugar but other countries sniff it

    • @jw70467
      @jw70467 23 дні тому +37

      To quote the great Robin Williams, “You take our land, we give you monkey for your back”

    • @devastationofmankind3495
      @devastationofmankind3495 23 дні тому +24

      Pretty much over 60% of latin american drugs are shipped to europe and the united states...hey ho, suply and demand and all of that.

    • @SupersaiyanChristian
      @SupersaiyanChristian 23 дні тому +11

      This should be the top comment

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 23 дні тому +6

      That’s quite the price difference….

  • @jpteknoman
    @jpteknoman 20 днів тому +95

    When he died, the Italian internet got full of memes about his life. One of the best was "drugs, foul mouth, foul play, tax evasion... Maradona was the most law abiding man in Napoli by far".

  • @Webcamboat
    @Webcamboat 23 дні тому +636

    My retired mother still visibly seeths at the 'hand of god' then goes on an amusing rant about Argentina.

    • @robertmcelwaine7024
      @robertmcelwaine7024 23 дні тому +14

      And yet millions of people die in ungodly war or by the heinous acts of some evil regime. Nice bit of perspective your mother has at what's important in the world.

    • @blakek2619
      @blakek2619 23 дні тому

      ​@@robertmcelwaine7024🫵🏳️‍🌈 And miserable

    • @prosaic4195
      @prosaic4195 23 дні тому +209

      @@robertmcelwaine7024 You're right bro nobody is allowed to be upset or passionate about anything until there is complete and utter peace with no suffering left in the world.

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 23 дні тому +116

      ​@@robertmcelwaine7024Are you mildly restarded?

    • @nsh1980
      @nsh1980 23 дні тому +69

      @@prosaic4195yeah @Webcamboat’s retired mom has been skating by with this type of shit for too long! Thank god someone is stepping up. Someone get a cape for this guy.

  • @ZeroCrystal
    @ZeroCrystal 23 дні тому +710

    Heard "Hand Of God," thought "Coked Out Futbol Player." Was not disappointed.

    • @skullzyy6633
      @skullzyy6633 23 дні тому +5

      🧂

    • @murray9807
      @murray9807 23 дні тому +7

      He wasn't doing drugs during the Worls Cup. Believe it or not cocaine made him a worse player

    • @jcpena27
      @jcpena27 23 дні тому +11

      ⁠@@murray9807 Maradona was doing drugs at that time. However it got worse shortly after winning the World Cup and pretty much everything for Napoli was when it did got worse for Maradona which led to him going back to Argentina.

    • @murray9807
      @murray9807 23 дні тому +7

      @@jcpena27 He quit taking drugs for six months during the 86 and 90 world cups and he was training like a beast during that time. Bilardo wasn't going to risk his star player failing a drug test.

    • @skullzyy6633
      @skullzyy6633 22 дні тому +3

      @@murray9807 🤣🤣🤣 buddy, drug tests in the 80s/90s weren’t exactly for coke🤣they weren’t even mandatory lad🤣

  • @elitedavidhorne8494
    @elitedavidhorne8494 23 дні тому +466

    He also scored the best goal I've ever seen in the same game. All while doing ridiculous amounts of coke.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 23 дні тому +12

      "Allegedly"

    • @murray9807
      @murray9807 23 дні тому

      He wasn't doing blown during the world cup

    • @thegreathadoken6808
      @thegreathadoken6808 23 дні тому +6

      I'm not sure he got into coke until the Mafia got a hold of him in Naples. I don't think that was until after that tournament. I could be wrong.

    • @murray9807
      @murray9807 23 дні тому +9

      @@thegreathadoken6808 He started doing it during his time in Barcelona. His love for the white stuff is what made him close to the mafia

    • @sausagejockey4298
      @sausagejockey4298 23 дні тому

      That's WHY AND HOW he scored that goal lol.
      He had NASA FOOTBALL BOOTS ON 😂😂😂

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 23 дні тому +893

    “I’ll skip this one” - England

    • @TyroneMooselips
      @TyroneMooselips 23 дні тому +26

      “I’ll always talk about the only World Cup we have dat we cheated to win over a 100 years ago”
      -England fans

    • @jelstone20
      @jelstone20 23 дні тому +29

      @@TyroneMooselips You aren't very good at maths are you?

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 23 дні тому +32

      @@TyroneMooselips 👈Irish lad absolutely obsessed with England! I’m not going to say it’s an inferiority complex…but it’s something

    • @TyroneMooselips
      @TyroneMooselips 23 дні тому +4

      @@GIBBO4182 How’d the Euros final go?

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 23 дні тому

      @@TyroneMooselips have you ever seen your country even win 1 game at the Euros? Find a hobby, you spend half your life crying about England on UA-cam, it’s tragic!

  • @oldmanontheroad1829
    @oldmanontheroad1829 23 дні тому +236

    My Dad in the 90s when he worked in immigration at Pearson airport in Toronto, escorted Maradona onto his plane when he was getting kicked out of the country.

    • @alptigin5438
      @alptigin5438 23 дні тому +5

      One of the greatest songs ever is named after Pearson, so double nice.

    • @ReplayUnlimited
      @ReplayUnlimited 23 дні тому

      What song? ​@@alptigin5438

    • @SyverReborn
      @SyverReborn 23 дні тому

      God bless your dad

    • @TheKingofSteves
      @TheKingofSteves 22 дні тому +20

      Guessing your dad is out of a job now as no one gets deported from Canada anymore. 😂😂

    • @The_Modeling_Underdog
      @The_Modeling_Underdog 19 днів тому +1

      Best thing your dad did for Canada at the time. As much as I loved him as a player, the man was an absolute nightmare.

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 23 дні тому +512

    Least corrupt FIFA moment 😂

  • @5tnblnkt
    @5tnblnkt 23 дні тому +78

    I've never in a million years thought i would hear Dankula utter the words "Boca Juniors" with a scottish accent. Beautiful.

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 23 дні тому +1

      bawka jewniuuurz
      i L O V E scottish english

  • @stephensteele2844
    @stephensteele2844 23 дні тому +281

    He has a beard, the continuity in the Dankula cinematic universe leaves much to be desired

    • @ViolentMessiah666
      @ViolentMessiah666 23 дні тому +28

      That's just Dank from a different multiverse, we can let it slide 😂

    • @lukealexanderrobertsthefir458
      @lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 23 дні тому +1

      Reupload I sweat

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz 23 дні тому

      Maybe this aint dank and in reality he got 5-10 years for his pug n*zi comment.

    • @rickdarris6152
      @rickdarris6152 23 дні тому +3

      Evil Dank?

    • @BoSmith7045
      @BoSmith7045 23 дні тому +19

      I prefer this one. The one from the other universe looks like Fat Bastard after he got skinny.

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 23 дні тому +423

    England gets the Falklands, Argentina gets "The Hand of God"
    I say we call it even 🤣

    • @soyentak5076
      @soyentak5076 23 дні тому +5

      not really one game only big boys play

    • @microwavegommmm916
      @microwavegommmm916 23 дні тому +63

      It's like Japan beating America for the 2012 bey blade championship.
      An eye for an eye

    • @UnhingedJessie
      @UnhingedJessie 23 дні тому

      That's is some 60y/o democrat voting female levels of cope.

    • @CineZillaReviews
      @CineZillaReviews 23 дні тому +7

      Fuck me this made me laugh I'll take it too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 23 дні тому

      if you cant win legitimately, just cheat.

  • @realethal_YT
    @realethal_YT 23 дні тому +70

    Maradona takes responsibility "Yeah, I did. And?"

    • @zaja2418
      @zaja2418 23 дні тому +13

      Based Diego.

  • @1harv100
    @1harv100 23 дні тому +100

    Well you know what they say: losers never win, winners never cheat, but cheaters never lose.

    • @JRBendixen
      @JRBendixen 22 дні тому +2

      Untill they do.

    • @axe2grind244
      @axe2grind244 21 день тому +2

      Brett Hull agrees with this…..that mf’er.

    • @UriahElroy666
      @UriahElroy666 13 днів тому +1

      While I agree with the principle of your point, it's actually "cheaters never win and winners never cheat.""

    • @DaniGerman1499
      @DaniGerman1499 2 дні тому

      I love Jon Jones. He’s an absolute mad lad

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 23 дні тому +202

    "On the bright side, I'm totally immune to flashbang grenades" - Helen Keller

    • @johnsharp6618
      @johnsharp6618 23 дні тому +14

      Fuck sake, just spat beer every where.

    • @Madaseter
      @Madaseter 22 дні тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hajikilla91
      @hajikilla91 22 дні тому +3

      Very Funny😂 BUT Helen Keller was dead in 1968 and the first flash bangs were invented in the 1970’s.. 🤷🏻‍♂️ JS

    • @wasabiflavoredcocaine
      @wasabiflavoredcocaine 22 дні тому

      ​@@hajikilla91that means she is Uber immuned to them

    • @genebohannon8820
      @genebohannon8820 15 днів тому

      @hajikilla91 facts! But how does that name of yours not get you put in YT memory hole? Im guessing a Marine?

  • @somerando3718
    @somerando3718 16 днів тому +5

    My dad grew up in Argentina, he still copes about the hand of god, “he never did it, but if he did it was alright”

    • @tawxic1
      @tawxic1 13 днів тому +1

      "It didn't happen, but if it did happen then it was a good thing."

  • @captain0080
    @captain0080 23 дні тому +80

    I remember his face in the world cup of 1994 all coked out screaming a goal, man was in another dimension.

  • @TheRealStevenBritton
    @TheRealStevenBritton 23 дні тому +62

    I was in Wales during the summer of 1987. There was an exhibition game between England and the Rest of the World. Every time Marodonna gained possession of the ball, the crowed booed him. For the entire length of the match.

    • @SiAnon
      @SiAnon 23 дні тому +12

      As was the law back then.

    • @JRBendixen
      @JRBendixen 22 дні тому +5

      I saw that and I’m a Dane. I almost booed with the crowd even though I was in front of my TV and had no real game in it.

    • @johnosullivan1480
      @johnosullivan1480 18 днів тому +4

      I was at that game! Every time Maradona got the ball the English were chanting “Maradona is a wanker!” I didn’t know quite what that word meant so I asked my dad why they were chanting that, and my father (an Irishman) chuckled and said “because he’s good with his hand…” I still had no idea what he meant…it was a few years before it finally dawned on me what he meant…still makes me smile about my dad’s humor just about anytime I hear the word…

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 16 днів тому +3

      @@johnosullivan1480😂. funny dad ya got there

  • @luisacosta54
    @luisacosta54 23 дні тому +284

    The hand of god goal is 50% cocaine and 50% rage from the falklands/malvinas thing

    • @zimbargie2909
      @zimbargie2909 23 дні тому +22

      *plays world's smallest violin*
      😁🇦🇷

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 22 дні тому

      ​@@zimbargie2909Falklands were a national embarrassment for Argentina, not sure what you're proud of. You got what you deserved.

  • @nelsonalexis3054
    @nelsonalexis3054 23 дні тому +36

    Im from Chile, i can tell you in all seriousness that when maradona died. It was as big in South America as when princess Diana died in the UK

  • @darrenlee9237
    @darrenlee9237 23 дні тому +36

    Lineker is still convinced the linesman saw the handball but was too scared to challenge the decision by raising his flag.
    The Tunisian referee has since been denied entry to the UK to flog the Adidas Tango matchball at a London auction house.
    Steve Hodge managed to sell the shirt he swapped with El Diego for even more than the original estimated price of £6m.
    Quite a nice little retirement fund.
    The Argentinans went mad about this.
    Not least Maradona's family.
    They accused Steve Hodge of "Theft".
    How we all laughed.

  • @elTuba32
    @elTuba32 16 днів тому +4

    You forgot to add that during quarantine on Argentina the goverment held a public funeral where tons of peopple atended and the fans threw cocaine bags to the coffin as a last goodbye

  • @AzraelSWFC2011
    @AzraelSWFC2011 23 дні тому +266

    "In football there is nothing more Embarrasing"... I dunno, getting selected for the Scotland national team is fucking close. ;)

    • @RS99FILMS
      @RS99FILMS 23 дні тому +42

      Only thing worse than being on Scotlands notional team is being on their national team.

    • @Johno1992
      @Johno1992 23 дні тому +12

      Then at the euros it was an argentine ref who done over scotland 😂😂

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 23 дні тому +6

      I dunno, I'd say Kane's fumbled penalty kick against France in FIFA 2022 was a bigger embarrassment. I literally yelled "NO!" when the ball sailed errantly into the crowd.

    • @theophrastusbombastus1359
      @theophrastusbombastus1359 23 дні тому +6

      I must admit, as a Scotsman, I've never had the notion to join any team

    • @stevechalmers9572
      @stevechalmers9572 23 дні тому +18

      "You may take away our dignity, but you'll never take away our enjoyment for a game we've never been particularly good at!!!!"
      - William Wallace probably

  • @wills8656
    @wills8656 23 дні тому +80

    4:57 average discord mod in a court room

    • @ianserneels831
      @ianserneels831 22 дні тому +3

      This comment deserves more likes, that's a clever joke 😂

    • @angrybear86
      @angrybear86 16 днів тому

      Sensational.

  • @chadrathbone
    @chadrathbone 23 дні тому +25

    The Hand of god would have been arrested in England of today.
    For causing unrest and unwanted touching.

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 23 дні тому +1

      No.. it was against the 'right wing thugs' so fair game

    • @Dr.Meth666
      @Dr.Meth666 22 дні тому

      Cue purple aki 😂

  • @thevictoryoverhimself7298
    @thevictoryoverhimself7298 23 дні тому +19

    As of the late 2000s a colombian friend told me this story unsolicited. Its very much part of south american lore.

  • @trikstari7687
    @trikstari7687 23 дні тому +9

    As an American I find soccer deeply confusing.
    In NFL Football we generally root for whoever is playing against the Dallas Cowboys.
    But in Soccer you have both England AND the French, who am I supposed to root against?!

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 23 дні тому +139

    This one must’ve been baking for a while because you can see that the beard has magically returned.
    Or the turnaround time is really quick, I don’t know.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @jimjam51075
      @jimjam51075 23 дні тому +22

      I wonder if he's so embarrassed over the "alcoholic infant" look that he's burning all his backup episodes waiting for the beard to come back.

    • @PaulMclauchlin
      @PaulMclauchlin 23 дні тому +14

      It's the beard of God! It magically grew back.

    • @GHOST25938
      @GHOST25938 23 дні тому +3

      ​@@jimjam51075 obviously he doesn't want that to be his legacy, can't shame him for it tho.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 23 дні тому +6

      A.I DANK POST! HE'S NOT REAL!

    • @JackCarsonite
      @JackCarsonite 23 дні тому +6

      ​@swanclipper think AI can reinstall a beard?

  • @daleheat8455
    @daleheat8455 23 дні тому +47

    Count dank is the only reasonable voice in this fucked up country at the moment. Can't wait for his mad lads episode of 2tier kier😂

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 23 дні тому +14

      Kier Jong Un isn't good enough for Mad Lads.

    • @politecat4236
      @politecat4236 11 днів тому

      "Count Dankula 2" his other channel covers whats going on with politics

  • @Eric_Hunt194
    @Eric_Hunt194 23 дні тому +32

    I'm a bit too young to remember the Hand of God, but heard all about it for years afterwards. After so many years I'm only angry that it overshadowed his great goal a few minutes later. Diego was a master of the dark arts at times, but he was also one of the greatest players the game has ever seen. He was also a mad bastard on the white powder!

    • @daviswhite3591
      @daviswhite3591 22 дні тому +2

      He was coked out.
      He was a cheater

    • @skeletonman8277
      @skeletonman8277 21 день тому

      and you are a whiny gringo​@@daviswhite3591

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 23 дні тому +47

    The exact sort of ethical conduct I’d expect from someone who was best friends with Castro…

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 23 дні тому +2

      Are you comparing cheating in football with warcrimes?

    • @sandokan5410
      @sandokan5410 23 дні тому +11

      He had Che Guevara and Castro tattooed on his body

    • @sonofangron2969
      @sonofangron2969 23 дні тому +17

      @@stellviahohenheim - all I’m saying is that he’s clearly no stranger for making excuses for gross misconduct

    • @zaja2418
      @zaja2418 23 дні тому +15

      The cringe 'That's cheating!' vs the based 'Fuck the English'.

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 23 дні тому

      @@zaja2418 comes with being better..

  • @MaxiemumKarnage
    @MaxiemumKarnage 23 дні тому +180

    Soccer may be incredibly gay but touching balls with your hands is even gayer

    • @ShermanistDruid
      @ShermanistDruid 23 дні тому +43

      At least they don't chase men around a field looking for a hug.

    • @hrr597
      @hrr597 23 дні тому +1

      Yank calling other people gay lmfao so ironic 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 23 дні тому +50

      @@ShermanistDruid I'm not sure if your uncle is a sport

    • @Harley_Mitchelly
      @Harley_Mitchelly 23 дні тому +6

      I hate just how good of a joke this is.

    • @jacksonguillory8114
      @jacksonguillory8114 23 дні тому +4

      ​@@MaxiemumKarnage💀💀💀💀

  • @drshoe8744
    @drshoe8744 23 дні тому +68

    I remember when Clarkson, Hammond, May and Top Gear went to Argentina in 2015, it's safe to say that the Argentinean People can hold a grudge for a few years, yes.

    • @portadordelwiju
      @portadordelwiju 23 дні тому +13

      Just read all the comments here... I think english people can very much hold a grudge too.- And we are talking about a sport. England, being pirates, took a part of land from a sovereing country :)

    • @therealbaylee
      @therealbaylee 23 дні тому

      ​@@portadordelwiju the Falklands never belonged to the meek country of bitchtina.

    • @adrastossaturn4834
      @adrastossaturn4834 23 дні тому +41

      @@portadordelwijuBritain has had a claim on the falklands since before Argentina was a country :)

    • @jelstone20
      @jelstone20 23 дні тому +35

      @@portadordelwiju The Falklands were a British territory before Argentina was even a country. If you have no clue what you are talking about its best to keep quiet.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 22 дні тому +1

      Or maybe they don't like those 3 idiots?

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 23 дні тому +26

    "Deigo Maradona and the hand of god" sounds like a badass adventure storytitle.

  • @indyeff5146
    @indyeff5146 21 день тому +4

    "Like a hyperactive Mexican child who's watched far too much Dragonball & started practicing on his abuela..."
    The man's a poet.
    He also somehow understands Tejano kids despite never living in Texas.

  • @Ch3fRubenator
    @Ch3fRubenator 21 день тому +4

    19:03 “Journalist, Horacio Pagani,” is wild lmao😂

  • @oceanmike8516
    @oceanmike8516 23 дні тому +148

    He finally did Maradona… in a way.

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 23 дні тому +19

      I'm just 5 min in and I am sure he's not gonna talk about the underage girls brougth in car trunks in Cuba lmao

    • @TheCommissarIsDead
      @TheCommissarIsDead 22 дні тому +1

      @@Zer0Spinnyou said what now 😮😂

  • @francoisstrength
    @francoisstrength 23 дні тому +41

    My man I just want to congratulate you on your very clear fat loss. You look a lot healthier and it can be seen in your face. I always had a feeling you lift and spend some time in the gym but I can see you also have been changing your kitchen habits. Well done my man.

    • @malbig2344
      @malbig2344 23 дні тому +10

      and the Order of the Brown Nose goes to................

    • @dreadmetal6558
      @dreadmetal6558 23 дні тому

      ​@@malbig2344 he's taking the piss ya fool lol

    • @Boylieboyle
      @Boylieboyle 23 дні тому +6

      @malbig2344 And the Order of the needless sarcasm goes too...

    • @joeycampbell940
      @joeycampbell940 23 дні тому

      ​@@malbig2344this would be the worst channel to brown nose, Dank is deathly scared of the comment section.

    • @dalstephen3834
      @dalstephen3834 23 дні тому +3

      ​@@BoylieboyleAnd the Order of prolonging the comment thread goes too....

  • @FlaccidFella
    @FlaccidFella 23 дні тому +19

    Who'd have known Horacio Pagani would go from a little known sports journalist to one of the most renowned supercar creators in the world
    I'm obviously joking

    • @The_Modeling_Underdog
      @The_Modeling_Underdog 19 днів тому +3

      Horacio is a sort of legend here. Met him once, years ago. Absolute bonkers, the old geezah.
      The journo, that is.
      I like the other Pagani much, much more.

  • @prinnybag
    @prinnybag 23 дні тому +45

    My Peruvian friend was just telling me about this the other day.

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 23 дні тому +37

    I'm glad the beard is back. The last few episodes, it felt like I was watching a toddler with fetal alcohol syndrome. 😊

    • @nickgarnero9843
      @nickgarnero9843 23 дні тому

      Hahaha

    • @danielwitham1791
      @danielwitham1791 23 дні тому +5

      So, you prefer adults with fetal alcohol syndrome?

    • @mattadams7922
      @mattadams7922 23 дні тому

      Felt like I was watching Shane Gillis amusing European Cousin.

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 23 дні тому +3

      @dbblues.9168 That wasn't Dank, that was Sadie. The divorce is already taking its toll on her.

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 23 дні тому +1

      DAMN BRO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @naponroy
    @naponroy 17 днів тому +3

    When Maradona came to Russia for the World Cup in 2018, he arrived with a mountain of cocaine. He had it on a big plate in his box. He was so lit up all the time. Just watch his reactions to events on the field at the time. We asked the Russian football president about it and he said, "Well, what could we do? We couldn't very well arrest Maradona!"

  • @watch-Dominion-2018
    @watch-Dominion-2018 23 дні тому +42

    Hand of god... as in Keir Starmer's pet chihuahua Yvette Cooper?

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 23 дні тому +1

      Keir Starmer is becoming the new Godwin's law lol. Cope and seethe, he got your mates locked up 😂

    • @watch-Dominion-2018
      @watch-Dominion-2018 23 дні тому

      @RGBeanie OK groomer

    • @blitzerblazinoah6838
      @blitzerblazinoah6838 23 дні тому

      Yvette Cooper is Ed Balls' beard. No wonder their son is a drag queen.

    • @firstnamelastname6216
      @firstnamelastname6216 23 дні тому +9

      Keir Starmer was romantically involved with a goat.
      It's true.@@RGBeanie

    • @RGBeanie
      @RGBeanie 23 дні тому

      @@firstnamelastname6216 weird to make stuff up, when someone like Trump literally graped children

  • @SarahBoones9thLawyer
    @SarahBoones9thLawyer 23 дні тому +24

    24:54 more coke than a Rekieta

    • @Gilsao157
      @Gilsao157 23 дні тому +6

      Legend has Maradona addiction was the principal economic source of Bolivia, Peru and Colombia

    • @beandaddydoggratt9714
      @beandaddydoggratt9714 17 днів тому

      Even on Danks channel Rekieta gets FELTED! Lol

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 16 днів тому

      that a unit of measurement now? 😂

  • @annullator
    @annullator 23 дні тому +44

    Another one would be the Wembley goal from 1966 that Germans are still outraged about.

    • @jcpena27
      @jcpena27 23 дні тому +6

      Another big event at Wembley was when Scotland beat England in 1977 and the greatest pitch invasion ever happened

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 23 дні тому +3

      ​@@jcpena27'beating England trophy' 🤣

    • @CapnNutbutter
      @CapnNutbutter 22 дні тому

      I think the german's can thank lampard for softening that blow in 2014

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 22 дні тому

      England has come ahead of Germany in other World Cups (with no German seething), so it's pretty irrelevant 😂 .

    • @capone2826
      @capone2826 22 дні тому +1

      The only final british international cup, and it was cheated. The curse still lives on

  • @andyfriederichsen
    @andyfriederichsen 22 дні тому +23

    3:52 Thank me later.

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 23 дні тому +72

    The beard is back!

    • @joekni2002
      @joekni2002 23 дні тому +28

      No. This just got recorded ahead of time.
      He should put a fake one on for the lulz

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 23 дні тому +3

      If thats what gives you comfort then sure 👍 lol

    • @malbig2344
      @malbig2344 23 дні тому

      @@joekni2002 My God, what the fuck does "lulz" mean.

    • @swskating3865
      @swskating3865 23 дні тому

      Probably AI

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 23 дні тому

      ​@@joekni2002 no shit this is recorded before.

  • @Sonick92
    @Sonick92 23 дні тому +12

    As a United States man... This is a glorious thing to learn about.

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 23 дні тому

      What's more glorious is the American football world Cup, oh. The baseball world Cup, oh. Oh yeah nobody else plays American sports 🤦‍♂️

    • @simonkevnorris
      @simonkevnorris 22 дні тому

      "World Series" - bollocks.

  • @Jim90117
    @Jim90117 22 дні тому +8

    What's funny is that many English people under 40 dont even know about the Falklands war, they all think we hate Argentina because of Diego Maradona

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 22 дні тому

      This 35 year old hadn't ever heard of the Argie ball kicker - and hander - until today 😂
      The Falklands though; knew about that since about age 8 (because tv documentaries and references yo 😂).

  • @TheSagaOfGregGetsRekt
    @TheSagaOfGregGetsRekt 22 дні тому +3

    I see that this was recorded before The Incident.
    Remember kids, trimmer settings are important.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 22 дні тому +1

      I read this in Lord Dank's voice 😂

  • @daveyjones8969
    @daveyjones8969 22 дні тому +6

    I'm Canadian, and the Falkland Islands War even makes me mad. They only attacked the islands was because their country was falling to pieces, and the government thought the British wouldn't even bother heavily defending them.
    They thought it would be a quick and easy nation wide morale boost. Instead, they sent a bunch of poorly trained, conscripted kids to fight trained military men. That's why the numbers are so lopsided, and why they have no justification being pissed at England.
    They started a fight they could never have won, and it was their government that forced it, not the British. They should be angry at their government, but it's so much easier to blame others for your fuck ups...
    That's why I loved when Top Gear went and caused a political issue by mocking them lol. Sore losers.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 22 дні тому +5

      Precisely. Argentina has a similar issue to Germany when it comes to accepting blame for wars, and warcrimes 😂 .
      Galtieri's lot initially considered a war with Chile... until they realized that Pinochet would crush 'em 😏 .
      (then as now; Chile has some really good military kit, while Argentina's has actually gotten worse)
      Argentina has highly dubious claims on bits of Chile, Brazil, Uruguay, and overlaps several other people's claims on the South Pole... because of course it does.

    • @daveyjones8969
      @daveyjones8969 22 дні тому

      @@jimtaylor294 They (Argentina) sound like they're a shittier, tinier, South American version of China based on that description 😂.

  • @iemedia2337
    @iemedia2337 23 дні тому +4

    "Sure, the English may very well hate me, but the Scottish love me, and that's all that matters." ~ Diego Maradona

  • @WarLordXavier
    @WarLordXavier 23 дні тому +176

    A commie cheated? Shocker

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 23 дні тому +9

      cringe name with a cringe comment? yep, checks out to perfection.

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 23 дні тому +21

      ​@zerrierslizer1 he's not wrong though

    • @-Gax-
      @-Gax- 22 дні тому +20

      ​@@zerrierslizer1
      Bro, imma be straight with you, zerrierslizer sounds like a fast food menu item, and that bastardised Piccolo profile pic is god awful.
      Sit tf back down 😂

    • @fahadalharbi960
      @fahadalharbi960 22 дні тому

      I hate commies. But he cheated against England, the worst people who ever played football, who other wise good on other stuff, the worst football which just kicking the football up and head butt each other.. That the whole strategy of England... Thus deserving every lose they had

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 22 дні тому

      @@-Gax- i agree the name is bad, but for some reason, i am not allowed to change it. tho my username comes from my best friend and my now diseaced younger brothers username combined, so i will never truly get rid of it. my best friend died on the out island when it was attacked, and my younger brother died from cancer 5 years ago, so i wanted to immortalize them in some way, and it just stuck. but my guess is that you are far too much of what the kids nowadays call a "Beta Cuck" to understand why this username is special to me, so it wouldnt surprise me if you get offended that i could answer your very much failed attempt at a roast as a result.

  • @Lny_Forner
    @Lny_Forner 23 дні тому +65

    Dankula woke up today and chose to piss off the English

  • @LargeHadronAnusCollider
    @LargeHadronAnusCollider 23 дні тому +11

    When you're so Scottish, you can grow a beard in one video.

    • @christopherconard2831
      @christopherconard2831 23 дні тому +3

      I knew an Armenian who could probably grow one during a video. I'm pretty sure he was born with five o'clock shadow, and about 10% of his metabolism is geared towards growing hair.

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 22 дні тому

      Next moses?

  • @confusedturtle55
    @confusedturtle55 23 дні тому +10

    The OJ trial of football

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 23 дні тому +1

      If the hand wasn't seen, Argentina must win 😅

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 23 дні тому +20

    As an American, I couldn't give 2 squirts about soccer but the lore and hooliganism is amazing.

    • @FoxMulder-FBI
      @FoxMulder-FBI 23 дні тому +5

      I'm counting 2 squirts
      1. the lore
      2. hooliganism

    • @marcorc5167
      @marcorc5167 23 дні тому +4

      "soccer"

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 22 дні тому

      ​@@FoxMulder-FBI'as an American' probably made him squirt too

    • @fishclaspers361
      @fishclaspers361 22 дні тому +1

      I don't think "hooliganism" is quite the right word for it.....
      Anarchy and chaos might be a better adjective.

    • @CultureCrossed64
      @CultureCrossed64 16 днів тому

      ​@@marcorc5167soccer is originally a British word. What's your complaint?

  • @bmacaulay18
    @bmacaulay18 23 дні тому +5

    Maradona was the original poster child for the deviated septum. A true booger sugar enthusiast. 🤣😂🤣

  • @Gilsao157
    @Gilsao157 23 дні тому +6

    8:44 Most tame Libertadores Cup Finals. Maradona truly brought the spirit of South America football to Europe

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 23 дні тому +2

    Starting a riot with half of Spain watching is enough to merit Diego Maradona the title of mad lad

  • @zompone
    @zompone 23 дні тому +4

    Maradona is also venerated as a god in Naples, he truly deserves further research from the team for a full Mad Lad video. I'd happily help you lads out for that one

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 23 дні тому +36

    The hand of God? I thought that was Nicholas Cage's thing

  • @movieforceofficial
    @movieforceofficial 23 дні тому +5

    I stop watching Dankula for like 2 months, and then I come back and his production quality has jumped up by 200%. Mad respect for a Mad Lad

    • @MrZacdeath
      @MrZacdeath 23 дні тому

      -1 wife will do that I guess

    • @movieforceofficial
      @movieforceofficial 23 дні тому

      @@MrZacdeath Wait, Sue and Dank split up?! When did that happen??

    • @MrZacdeath
      @MrZacdeath 23 дні тому

      @@movieforceofficial I'm not sure of the exact details because I really don't care but yeah they're split up.

  • @gristlybillow7050
    @gristlybillow7050 15 днів тому +6

    Shameful? How can you, as a Scotsman, call that shameful? Maradona was Scotland's player of the year in 86

  • @FreshFetti97
    @FreshFetti97 22 дні тому +3

    6:57 i really expected a second sponsor

  • @JohnDoe-ug3su
    @JohnDoe-ug3su 23 дні тому +3

    that Maradona brawl scene *chef kiss*
    I just have to rewatch it several times
    EDIT : HEY YOU SKIPPED HIS DIETIFICATION ARC IN NAPOLI

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 17 днів тому +1

    11:37 *Don’t forget Prince Andrew’s ability to sweat.* 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikefancy2466
    @mikefancy2466 23 дні тому +20

    Intro and ad over at 3:55

  • @TheGrimmCommoner
    @TheGrimmCommoner 22 дні тому +1

    This was the day Ireland and Scotland discovered Argentina and liked what they saw.

  • @nqgamer
    @nqgamer 23 дні тому +26

    As a proud Aussie, I respect anyone who can piss off the entirety of the Poms.

    • @TriAmphontsApple
      @TriAmphontsApple 22 дні тому +1

      Spoken like a true delinquent, your criminal ancestors would be proud.

  • @wheresmyfinger
    @wheresmyfinger 23 дні тому +7

    It's like a WWE storyline on the football world. It's great, I always cheer for the bad guy that cheats.

    • @CultureCrossed64
      @CultureCrossed64 16 днів тому

      That... says a lot about you.

    • @wheresmyfinger
      @wheresmyfinger 15 днів тому

      @@CultureCrossed64 oh no. How dare I enjoy this story.

  • @pedrocaina3323
    @pedrocaina3323 23 дні тому +4

    it's only ilegal to make a Goal with your hand if the judge sees it so yall can keep crying about it.

  • @miguelmont.1111
    @miguelmont.1111 23 дні тому +4

    Never forget the time Diego used a "No a las Drogas" (Say no to drugs) t-shirt during a game.
    Also the time he did a penalty shot to a cripple kid (that didn't had legs and his wish was to catch the ball from Maradona)
    From ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

  • @nippazhobbies
    @nippazhobbies 23 дні тому +8

    I like how Dank makes an otherwise completely uninteresting topic (soccer) compelling. Kudos to youdos.

  • @baswenmakers6846
    @baswenmakers6846 22 дні тому +3

    Glad you recorded this in the before times.
    You know how kids start crying when dad shaves their beard or mustache...I get it now.

  • @supra0_0nova
    @supra0_0nova 23 дні тому +5

    Imagine getting your ankle destroyed then buying the guys shoes who did it

  • @user-um2sy5kt6q
    @user-um2sy5kt6q 22 дні тому +1

    As a 37 year old football fan I’m absolutely shocked I didn’t know about that huge brawl at Barca. That knee was savage 😮

  • @gongshowjimmy557
    @gongshowjimmy557 23 дні тому +12

    That still of basketball's "The Shot" is not the correct one lol.

    • @Evan-i4e
      @Evan-i4e 23 дні тому +1

      It doesn't even mater the best moment is the malice in the palace, the pacers put those evil fans and Ben Wallace in his place and still nearly won that season with its three best players banned and Reggie miller too old to carry, in most timelines in this universe in the vast of time and space the pacers with only the bench win 2004 with no all-stars against a lot of goats lol, the pacers are still the most constantly relevant team in the central region the best region for all of basketball even though they were punished, outside of Labron, Kawhi, Giannis and a few others being the main charters that year and having plot armor the pacers just took it like champs and did nearly everything with nothing every year for twenty years lol, we are a few events from living in the funniest timeline where a bunch of random bench players is the goat team.

  • @aduck4202
    @aduck4202 14 днів тому +2

    Im absolutely happy this goal existed for how much cope and seething its still generating.

  • @Edgartlordandsavior
    @Edgartlordandsavior 23 дні тому +3

    This sorta thing would only happen to the English 😂 💀

  • @lostinthesupermarket
    @lostinthesupermarket 23 дні тому +22

    As an argentine, this is a fair analysis, albeit the obvious mispronounciations.
    My favourite is " la nosheh del ten".
    Btw you could make many videos about maradona's cocaine adventures, the list is quite long

    • @fishclaspers361
      @fishclaspers361 22 дні тому +3

      "Cocaine Adventures" is one hell of a quote I am using to describe things now.

    • @CultureCrossed64
      @CultureCrossed64 16 днів тому

      Albeit with*
      You can't say "albeit the" in English. Albeit should be followed by an adverb or an adjective, or "with" if you're going to use something else.

  • @CapnNutbutter
    @CapnNutbutter 23 дні тому +4

    Damn Diego still getting heat after his death

  • @HealingBlight
    @HealingBlight 23 дні тому +1

    The Irish have their own case of this, when Thierry Henry handled the ball to keep it in play then passing it for a goal in extra time. France qualified for the 2010 world cup 2-1 aggregate over Ireland as a result.

  • @havtheroc
    @havtheroc 23 дні тому +4

    "Wooooah Diego Maradona. Wooooooah Diego Maradona. Wooooooah Diego Maradona. He put the English out, out, out!"

  • @NYCfrankie
    @NYCfrankie 19 днів тому +1

    The fact the refs missed it was the worst part it was blatant the linesman was looking right at it

  • @TyroneMooselips
    @TyroneMooselips 23 дні тому +25

    British soldiers have PTSD when u mention the hand of god

    • @Uak0
      @Uak0 23 дні тому +4

      Forever Argentinian 🇦🇷❤

    • @LostInTheVoid98
      @LostInTheVoid98 23 дні тому

      ​@@Uak0the most noteworthy thing about Argentina is that it was a cum dump for escaped Nazis.

    • @jelstone20
      @jelstone20 23 дні тому +1

      No they have amazing memories of killing 649 invaders wounding 1.657 and capturing 11,313 vs losing 255 having 775 wounded and having a measly 107 captured. Honestly the Argies must have been having a siesta like all hispanics are well known for.

    • @JuanchoMetalHeaD
      @JuanchoMetalHeaD 22 дні тому +2

      ​@@jelstone20 🧂 🧂 🧂 🧂

    • @gambinobah8864
      @gambinobah8864 22 дні тому

      it’s funny how the USA has more of a chance to win the World Cup over the English

  • @iybjs5308
    @iybjs5308 23 дні тому +2

    Madlads Maradona, I’ve been waiting for this one!

  • @real_surreal_sir
    @real_surreal_sir 23 дні тому +7

    As a fan of both US and Real football, I remember seeing the infamous no-call on Saints live, and immediately thinking 'this is NFL's hand of God moment' even before I could fully develop my rage. Literally first thing my brain came up with lol.
    It's a whole cross-sport metric of getting away with open momentary cheating, the basic standard to compare to no matter the sport

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 23 дні тому +2

    One could say that Shilton's rejection of his non-apology only proves Maradona correct in refusing to apologise. What would be the point? Few would accept it, and most of those who would probably lack substantial enthusiasm for the game/country anyway.

  • @RonaldPickering
    @RonaldPickering 23 дні тому +14

    Diego Armando Maradona. Football Legend, Enemy of England - Good Guy.

  • @1forthepriceof218
    @1forthepriceof218 17 днів тому +1

    >fumble a war of aggression
    >cope by parading a handball like it’s the moon landing
    Sasuga, Argie.

  • @ziggystardug
    @ziggystardug 23 дні тому +3

    You put your left hand in, your left hand out, you do the Maradona and you turn about, that's what it's all about... Ooohhhh Diego Maradona

  • @NoobsDeSroobs
    @NoobsDeSroobs 23 дні тому +1

    "claims by Mardona's daughter and ex-wife"
    Uhm, two people I hope. xD

  • @moreblack
    @moreblack 23 дні тому +3

    For the young kiddies, Maradona was the great player before Cristiano Ronaldo came along.

  • @caiocbcn
    @caiocbcn 23 дні тому +4

    Being Brazilian, i remember that the reaction to the hand of God around here was pretty much "well, of course he cheated. He is Argentinian".

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm 22 дні тому +2

    Ah yes, the "Hand of God". My favorite soccer play of all time! 😊

  • @inthecrib
    @inthecrib 23 дні тому +14

    We had nothing. We lost everything. Maradona showed people that even in the deepest poverty, you could become a star. He gave hope to people

    • @jelstone20
      @jelstone20 23 дні тому +7

      He showed people it's okay to cheat your way to the top. He was nothing but a coked up cheater.

    • @lemmypop1300
      @lemmypop1300 23 дні тому +9

      @@jelstone20 Dude, I can honestly say that only English think of him like that. For the rest of the world he's a megastar. Everyone loves the guy, and screwing over England is a big part of it. The rest of the world loves laughing at your misery :)

    • @jelstone20
      @jelstone20 22 дні тому +4

      @@lemmypop1300 Fuck the rest of the world.

    • @lemmypop1300
      @lemmypop1300 22 дні тому +5

      @@jelstone20 Well, fucking over the rest of the world is the English way, glad to see some traditions are here to stay :)
      (just kidding BTW, be mad as much as you like, who gives a fuck)

    • @jelstone20
      @jelstone20 22 дні тому

      @@lemmypop1300 Look how succesful the former English colonies have been compared to ones of other European countries then let me know how we fucked the world over.

  • @Kingofallfunnelheads
    @Kingofallfunnelheads 16 днів тому +1

    I remember watching this with my dad and we both rooted for the Argies. And both cursed the referees for this disaster.

  • @SPG69
    @SPG69 23 дні тому +262

    0:01 apparently this gets me at the top of the comments

    • @Reform-uk-j9t
      @Reform-uk-j9t 23 дні тому +9

      Yep

    • @TheCrusaderKing
      @TheCrusaderKing 23 дні тому +9

      Apparently

    • @HandleHandled
      @HandleHandled 23 дні тому +3

      Ahhh, and so much can happen in just one second. “Hey! Nick, ya got a sec?”😂
      If you don’t know the reference, and want to see an incredible play, look up Kick Six: Chris Davis returns for TD. They had one second left on the clock 😊

    • @_barncat
      @_barncat 23 дні тому +1

      Brilliant

    • @Dog-je5le
      @Dog-je5le 23 дні тому +1

      Guess so

  • @FettTheWatcher
    @FettTheWatcher 23 дні тому +2

    So wild being proud of cheating