He's hilarious and I can tell there is no bitterness to his jokes. Great delivery, great expressions, good timing. Would totally date this guy if he were single. I can see this guy in movies. Definitely going to look for more sets from him. Cheers~
L0L!😂😂👍👍👍 "Do I use a battle for this???" Absolutely HILARIOUS! Love how the woman in the front row said "yeah" right away when asked if they 'd heard of "happy wife, happy life" and his reaction was like "oh , greaat, we have another one." ROFL!😂😂😂😂
I can't say that this is exactly one sided. My dad, at one point told my mom that he wanted a big dog, a mastiff for the house. My mom said no, I said it was a bad idea because we have a lot of breakable things in the house at the time. So he went out and bought the dog. We fell in love with the dog, so we kept the dog xD
My husband tried to slip that on me. Needless to say that miniature dog/horse is outside in its fenced off area. She poops piles that look like an elephant may have escaped from the zoo & took a poopy on your lawn. Chews up EVERYTHING! Will even naw on metal. Has swallowed more planter bed rocks than I can count. The 1 dog was running round & round in circles in the yard. Had dug in the trash & swallowed a PLASTIC bag. I had to use gloves & pull it out. It literally looked like a placenta except it had Walmart written on it. She chased the UPS man down & got in his truck where the packages are. I had to push her out. While my foot was in her mouth because she thought this was so amusing. That dog is a thorn in my side!🤨
I love this guy. So funny. And my mom was like that to my dad and would hold grudges forever for the slightest thing and that’s why I never thought about getting married.
Anna Joy as a woman, if I was a waitress and that happened, I’d be like “EXCUSE YOU MAM, I was talking to HIM” and I’d bring him an EXTRA coke just to help ease the pain of being married to a cuntbag 😊
That's the problem. Allot of men don't act like adults. It's so frustrating to be the only responsible one in the relationship. I'm sure allot of women do the same. I don't date women though so I only know from the side I'm on.....
@@special-delivery It's absolutely clear as it stands. There are lots of ways to read any sentence; part of our job as readers is decoding based on context. It's how language works. If you prefer commas by all means, use them. The other problem with internet grammar policing is that someone will come along and pick apart your own sentences. "Punctuation. Please, learn it" is two sentence fragments in a row with a really weird dangling participle. In English, we generally put subjects, objects and verbs in the same sentence for purposes of clarity. Please learn syntax. See what I did there?
I had that last Coke battle once. Once. I stopped at the closest gas station to the restaurant when we left. Had to make a u-turn to get there and made an illegal u-turn to go back towards home. I never said a word. It never happened again. Problem solved. Problem staying solved
As a marriage therapist, I completely agree. I always tell my clients that they won't survive marriage without a sense of humor, even a bit of a dark sense of humor. I'm glad people are paying attention, but the manufactured outrage is unwarranted.
My Dad told my boyfriend the first time he met him after my mom & I went to the bathroom- "Just smile & nod, sometimes they never shut up" and winked at him. We've been married 21 years now. He told me about that about 5 years ago. 😉 You DO pick your battles and you learn that compromise & consideration are the key after you learn to look in each other's eyes if you really want to communicate.
Simple, when the waitress passes ask her where you coke is ! Then tell her she's not getting a tip because of the terrible service. Result (1) Instant coke. (2) Save on the tip. (3) Wife has to leave a tip because she's embarrassed. (4) Wife never interferes on your orders again in case you embarrass her in public. It works !
The only problem I have with this is that you need to be fairly disagreeable to do that to the poor waitress lol. I can see how it's meant to work, but look at the guy! If he was able to say that to the waitress (in front of his wife) then he would never have had the problem in the first place! His wife is relying on the fact that he is too agreeable (nice) to embarrass her in public. So he could never take your practical advice. He needs to start at a lower level and just let his wife know he is not happy about what she did and ask her not to do it again (which I am sure he did). I expect she does not like this 'bit' of his act too, because it makes her look controlling lol. I expect he has already solved his issue, or he would not be talking about it like that!
Good thing my wife was properly educated in my personality on the first day we met she learned early on that she cant tell me what to do as of now im 32 shes 31 we met at 19 and 18 respectively
Dry Bar Comedy that restaurant incident would have gone "hey can we get 4 more waters he drank all of them" because i only drink soda very sparingly its too sweet i a water kind of guy shoot bring me a kraf or pitcher of it so you dont have to come back
blahblah bloooi in the event of a divorce sure maybe but its not supposed to be adversarial its supposed to be a give and take if you want something from me you better be asking politely and if im not busy ill help you in no way can a female tell me to do something or stop me from doing what i was doing thats just all there is to it
My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 years... and we have what most people call an "abnormal relationship" because our roles are more reversed. Although we have our problems that we overcome like any couple, neither of us is controlling, and to be honest my BOYFRIEND is not only smarter than me, but wins most fights and ends up being right like maybe 90% of the time. It's usually me that has to, "pick my battles" but the things he's right about has nothing to do with stupid things like not letting the other have something to drink or eat. I'm usually the one over reacting about something silly. LOL!
This is the unfortunate reality, its not ok, what the wife did not ok, marriage is not a prison, its 2 people with human rights who love each other and decide to live and spend their life together, and every decision that affect both of them should be discussed, and both parties feelings, needs opinion should be taken into consideration, the dog story is not ok, and the coke story is not ok, and the problem with our society is that, for some reason dictatorship, by women toward men is encouraged, but when men do it, its controlling man, both is not ok, the relationship should be mutual respect, i wouldn't live with his wife,
Thanks, you made me feel better. Man, I was mad at his wife. and sitting here thinking, "is this a common thing woman do? Does my man-beast not know how good he has it?"
ugh, I'm tired of answering people who don't know how to have a healthy relationship, no wonder marriages end up in divorce, because of ignorant mindset, even tho its told to people common sense, logic, and healthy relationship tips, they still argue, I'm done, you people won't have a happy relationship, because you don't understand the basics,
User Unknown MGTOW - Men Go Their Own Way. Basically, it's a movement where men protect themselves. Mostly by avoiding relationships at all cost. It is way too easy to get screwed over in the court systems today. Alimony, child support, jail, false accusation, divorce courts, the list goes on. Not every MGTOW is a misogynist, just like not every feminist is a misandrist. Most social conventions just are no longer worth it.
I just watched a few clips of Johnny speaking about his wife... and I gotta say I'm honestly turned off of the idea of having a wife. I wanted one but I'm leaning towards the bachelor life now.
@@aftersexhighfives Some things might not be funny to you but comedy is completely subjective, many people can laugh about rape and abuse and many successful comedy shows have used them. Just look at how the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia abuse each other or the two "rape" scenes that happen in Norsemen, you can make comedy out of anything, that's the beauty of it.
Lol exactly, because that is not ok. That's the opposite of ok. He's a grown man. Possibly maybe, if that had been a glass of whiskey, the fourth glass, then, the wife could be a little justified sending it away.
Let’s all know analyze people we don’t know based on comedy that’s probably exaggerated if not totally made up then use that as a platform to push our agenda. The essence of UA-cam.
My husband asks me permission to do everything and it drives me crazy. “Can I have a beer tonight? Can I get icecream?” Umm you’re a person if you want to do it go ahead. He wants me to give him permission and be in control not sure why 😬
Yo , that’s all I can find of this guy, you got AANNYY more? C’mon man there’s gotta be somethin atleast a 30 sec or somethin . You know I love this guy , c’mon....oh and you know I’d do it for you
NO ONE. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE speaks for me unless I want them to. She would've been paying her own bill and for her way home. AFTER I got my Coke..., or 2.
DachdogGet new friends. And wear the pants. Strong wives need stronger husbands. Loving kindness always. But be the head of the family.She won't be happy if she makes you hate her.
Dachdog Uh no. Men do not need to be the head of the family, and women don't need someone stronger than them. It's absolutely fine if the wife is stronger than the husband. Of course she shouldn't be controlling him or what he eats. That's bad whether it's a guy doing it to his girlfriend, or a woman doing it to her husband. But woman absolutely don't need to have someone stronger than them to be happy, or to have healthy relationships.
Oh lord. I don't know if this story is a warning or not. When I was a server a party of four came in, two older couples. Very nice place, menu rotates daily, pricy but absolutely worth it. Staff very attractive. I loved the job. Husband of couple one is super destitute looking, just visibly depressed and invalidated. His wife is very gregarious and out going; he orders the chicken, "Frank you're so boring! Why can't you be *adventurous*. He'll have the fish." Never have I seen this type of sad puppy-dog look from a man before. We share his life story in a glance. It is upsetting. My duty that shift was set before me like a beacon. I inform my manager and my food runners what is going on. Plan Feed Frank has commenced. First I kindly inform him the fish is out, but here is your first choice. And it just so happened everything else was out too. The wine, the bread, the little appetizers she ordered for him. All g o n e. The vanilla ice cream he wanted, but she ordered pumpernickel? Well golly sorry we are out. So we gave you three scoops of vanilla on the house. Each 86 is an eye roll and a tsk from his wife "wow you get to be boring all night." GIRL. Fancy place means fancy checks and his 75% tip bought the entire staff of 26 a beer and a shot. Just think about it.
If you let a women early on know that she can't tell you what to do. That you won't change and that the same applies to her then the relationship can start. Never met a women who would agree to that but hey. Happy wife happy life is bs anyway. ^^
“...... Do I use a battle for this...?” Lol
He has a really good delivery. He’s very natural in his story-telling. Enjoyed it!
I think I just found a new favorite comedian - he's a funny and clean!
Typically any bit on DryBar is clean.
That " You're gonna win... a lot!" bit was entertaining! Funny guy!
He's hilarious and I can tell there is no bitterness to his jokes. Great delivery, great expressions, good timing. Would totally date this guy if he were single. I can see this guy in movies. Definitely going to look for more sets from him. Cheers~
L0L!😂😂👍👍👍
"Do I use a battle for this???"
Absolutely HILARIOUS!
Love how the woman in the front row said "yeah" right away when asked if they 'd heard of "happy wife, happy life" and his reaction was like "oh , greaat, we have another one."
ROFL!😂😂😂😂
He sounds like a good husband, lol 😂 Also, if I had been the waitress, I would have been like, " Wait whose leaving the tip?"
@Modern Savage25 good husband=shuts up and does what his wife tells... shame
@Modern Savage25 Maybe he was just out of rehab
@@michaelpaliden6660 um, wait, people go to rehab for Coke now?
Dogs... The practice babies.
confusedwhale when do you think is appropriate to tell them they were adopted.
Dogs or kids?
Dogs... The practice for *more dogs*
Dogs... the only babies. The best babies.
Ellen Haataja no they keep annoying you until they die
I can't say that this is exactly one sided. My dad, at one point told my mom that he wanted a big dog, a mastiff for the house. My mom said no, I said it was a bad idea because we have a lot of breakable things in the house at the time. So he went out and bought the dog. We fell in love with the dog, so we kept the dog xD
My husband tried to slip that on me. Needless to say that miniature dog/horse is outside in its fenced off area.
She poops piles that look like an elephant may have escaped from the zoo & took a poopy on your lawn. Chews up EVERYTHING! Will even naw on metal. Has swallowed more planter bed rocks than I can count. The 1 dog was running round & round in circles in the yard. Had dug in the trash & swallowed a PLASTIC bag. I had to use gloves & pull it out. It literally looked like a placenta except it had Walmart written on it.
She chased the UPS man down & got in his truck where the packages are. I had to push her out. While my foot was in her mouth because she thought this was so amusing.
That dog is a thorn in my side!🤨
@@debofChrist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Coke blocked.
Scott Baker this deserves so many more likes
I would like this but it's sitting pretty at 69 likes.
@@UnorthodoxMasterOfGames you can do it now
idwtbam Oh my Lanta BALLS! I’ll go ahead and do that, but mark my words: I’m putting a stop to the like counter once it hits 169!!
UnorthodoxMasterOfGames
I just made it 269
I love this guy. So funny. And my mom was like that to my dad and would hold grudges forever for the slightest thing and that’s why I never thought about getting married.
2:13 lol that waitress was like, "Yep, he's lost that battle. Just agree with the female customer and walk away."
"Just smile n wave boys, smile n wave"
Anna Joy as a woman, if I was a waitress and that happened, I’d be like “EXCUSE YOU MAM, I was talking to HIM” and I’d bring him an EXTRA coke just to help ease the pain of being married to a cuntbag 😊
If I didnt get my coke, I would want to flip the table over too! 😑🥃
Us Too!
"Male Privilege" Wife interferes with his coke order, waitress complies with wife. Everyone is totally oblivious.
Chill, it’s a joke.
This was brilliant! So funny :) If he were my hubby he'd get his frickin' Coke, though, for he is grown man, but he'd get the "look" along with it.
I don't get controlling wives. I don't give a flip what my wife orders and vice versa. Are we adults or aren't we?
m0L3ify that sh*t right there is exactly the key to a long happy marriage
m0L3ify I knew a girl just like this and now she and her bf have isolated themselves. I wouldn't do this to a guy. It's manipulation at best.
Probably more like she isolated him from his family and friends if she's the abuser. It's sad.
That's the problem. Allot of men don't act like adults. It's so frustrating to be the only responsible one in the relationship. I'm sure allot of women do the same. I don't date women though so I only know from the side I'm on.....
Pretty sure I'm picking the wrong guys to date.......
"Ehhhh....did he?" 😂😂😂😂😂
This is so accurate! Lolol. Pick your battles fellas.
Indeed!
Orrrr..And this is coming form a 27 year old woman...Put your foot down and don't let anyone walk all over you. Simple.
Truth!
Full of sugar, bad for his teeth and makes him gain fat.. because she loves him and wants him to live a long and happy life.
Grow a spine.
Choose your battles is more like established boundaries in the beginning and don't let people cross them
Alright I'm just gonna pick one of my battles 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It goes both ways. Happy spouse, happy house.
Every relationship I'm in my dad tells me to pick my battles 😅😂
911ShadowNinja. No, you’re not “in your dad.” Punctuation. Please, learn it. It helps a lot of dumb people, like me.
Are you also overusing punctuation to highlight how not to use it?
@@special-delivery It's absolutely clear as it stands. There are lots of ways to read any sentence; part of our job as readers is decoding based on context. It's how language works. If you prefer commas by all means, use them. The other problem with internet grammar policing is that someone will come along and pick apart your own sentences. "Punctuation. Please, learn it" is two sentence fragments in a row with a really weird dangling participle. In English, we generally put subjects, objects and verbs in the same sentence for purposes of clarity. Please learn syntax. See what I did there?
@@gamestheysubmitted2239 lmao I have no idea why I was so salty two years back 😂 apologies - I was quite possibly just nitpicking for fun
@@special-delivery LOL no worries at all. I love a little grammar war in the morning. ;)
He is' funny! And, he was on target about that set looking like the eponymous Christopher Cross 1980 album that won several awards.
Ha! His wife Coke blocked him! 🐓 😂😂
This was excellent! Thanks for the laughs.
now this guy is FUNNY!😄
😯 my goodness people.... This is comedy.. Not marriage counseling.. Don't take everything so seriously....
My thoughts entirely
Hmmm, have you heard of the saying, "it's funny cause it's true"?
I had that last Coke battle once. Once. I stopped at the closest gas station to the restaurant when we left. Had to make a u-turn to get there and made an illegal u-turn to go back towards home. I never said a word. It never happened again. Problem solved. Problem staying solved
This guy has an excellent delivery as well as funny material. Thanks for posting.
I love thos comedian!
Y'all getting to deep he is joking its probably not even a true story ...chill out just laugh
seriously
Summer Tynes exactly. Hahaha
As a marriage therapist, I completely agree. I always tell my clients that they won't survive marriage without a sense of humor, even a bit of a dark sense of humor. I'm glad people are paying attention, but the manufactured outrage is unwarranted.
Alex Furches you are a shitty therapist 😂
It’s funny Bc there’s truth behind it lol
Lmao that's why you are supposed to get to know each other before you get married.
This is great 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true, lol, love it. Keep it up!
Omg just let him have the coke 😂
Sadly this does happen a lot in marriages. The man gets treated like another kid.
It's because women talk about equality all the time but they usually get/expect special treatment.
Sadly this happens in a lot of relationships, the man acts like another kid.
@Quyn Ishtar Zurhorst because of vanity driven women
We cook, clean, do laundry, pay bills ect. They fit in with the child category.
My gf treats me like a kid! Maybe it's because I collect action figures and comic books?
My Dad told my boyfriend the first time he met him after my mom & I went to the bathroom- "Just smile & nod, sometimes they never shut up" and winked at him. We've been married 21 years now. He told me about that about 5 years ago. 😉 You DO pick your battles and you learn that compromise & consideration are the key after you learn to look in each other's eyes if you really want to communicate.
Unhappy husband, no one gets nuthin'.
Light and sweet but...deep. Respect.
he's great, the video is great.
True story right there about the dog. Now we have one even though I don't want to get any.
OMG I LOVE THIS ONE
Simple, when the waitress passes ask her where you coke is ! Then tell her she's not getting a tip because of the terrible service. Result (1) Instant coke. (2) Save on the tip. (3) Wife has to leave a tip because she's embarrassed. (4) Wife never interferes on your orders again in case you embarrass her in public. It works !
The only problem I have with this is that you need to be fairly disagreeable to do that to the poor waitress lol.
I can see how it's meant to work, but look at the guy! If he was able to say that to the waitress (in front of his wife) then he would never have had the problem in the first place!
His wife is relying on the fact that he is too agreeable (nice) to embarrass her in public. So he could never take your practical advice.
He needs to start at a lower level and just let his wife know he is not happy about what she did and ask her not to do it again (which I am sure he did). I expect she does not like this 'bit' of his act too, because it makes her look controlling lol. I expect he has already solved his issue, or he would not be talking about it like that!
I like this dude
Pick your battles. Hahaha
Do that next time. You lose a battle but win the war.
Pretty amazing relationship. You had two battles in enough years to produce more than one kid.
I wanna where this came from 😂
Jeff Allen "Happy Wife, happy life"
Good thing my wife was properly educated in my personality on the first day we met she learned early on that she cant tell me what to do as of now im 32 shes 31 we met at 19 and 18 respectively
We applaud you, my good man!
Dry Bar Comedy that restaurant incident would have gone "hey can we get 4 more waters he drank all of them" because i only drink soda very sparingly its too sweet i a water kind of guy shoot bring me a kraf or pitcher of it so you dont have to come back
I think the word you're looking for is carafe.
frolickinglions maybe its a word i have only ever heard spoken so i spelled it how it sounds
blahblah bloooi in the event of a divorce sure maybe but its not supposed to be adversarial its supposed to be a give and take if you want something from me you better be asking politely and if im not busy ill help you in no way can a female tell me to do something or stop me from doing what i was doing thats just all there is to it
Jeff Allen created the “Happy wife happy life “
ohh gosh pick better humans to date
right?
V clever. The way he sets up a story reminds me of Dave Chapelle, of course minus copious swearing
Is this where I use one of my battles...
Should I use my battle for this....
I'm using one of my battles for this....
To the waitress: You don't have to get me another Coke. You must want a 50 cent tip.
After seeing a few of his videos, being married to his wife sound like hell
Pro tip no one will ever tell you no to a refill of water lol.
My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 years... and we have what most people call an "abnormal relationship" because our roles are more reversed. Although we have our problems that we overcome like any couple, neither of us is controlling, and to be honest my BOYFRIEND is not only smarter than me, but wins most fights and ends up being right like maybe 90% of the time. It's usually me that has to, "pick my battles" but the things he's right about has nothing to do with stupid things like not letting the other have something to drink or eat. I'm usually the one over reacting about something silly. LOL!
This is the unfortunate reality, its not ok, what the wife did not ok, marriage is not a prison, its 2 people with human rights who love each other and decide to live and spend their life together, and every decision that affect both of them should be discussed, and both parties feelings, needs opinion should be taken into consideration, the dog story is not ok, and the coke story is not ok, and the problem with our society is that, for some reason dictatorship, by women toward men is encouraged, but when men do it, its controlling man, both is not ok, the relationship should be mutual respect, i wouldn't live with his wife,
And this is also comedy. Thanks for watching! And continue to Enjoy!
Comedy about reality isn't meaningless. It's all based on inherent truths, however exaggerated for a laugh.
Thanks, you made me feel better. Man, I was mad at his wife. and sitting here thinking, "is this a common thing woman do? Does my man-beast not know how good he has it?"
Building common ground is important, because positioning is something people with a warring mentality insist on doing. Bridge divisions!
ugh, I'm tired of answering people who don't know how to have a healthy relationship, no wonder marriages end up in divorce, because of ignorant mindset, even tho its told to people common sense, logic, and healthy relationship tips, they still argue, I'm done, you people won't have a happy relationship, because you don't understand the basics,
This dude was hilarious, but it also reminded me why I WILL NEVER get married!
Edward James Trust me, not all women are like that.
MGTOW, brother.
McKavian what is MGTOW?
User Unknown MGTOW - Men Go Their Own Way. Basically, it's a movement where men protect themselves. Mostly by avoiding relationships at all cost. It is way too easy to get screwed over in the court systems today. Alimony, child support, jail, false accusation, divorce courts, the list goes on. Not every MGTOW is a misogynist, just like not every feminist is a misandrist. Most social conventions just are no longer worth it.
Exactly, with all the ways one's life in controlled by external forces today, why would I willfully choose to be enslaved by a woman?
The way the woman cheers at 1:49 when the man is beaten and lost? Sickening and I bet she's single.
This guy. Hahahaha
normally, statistically, i'd find myself rooting for the wife.. but in *this* case: so sorry, the wife was *so* wrong!, lolol!! 😀😀😀😀
Lmao fudge that. If i want a soda its coming to the table 1 way or another.
I just watched a few clips of Johnny speaking about his wife... and I gotta say I'm honestly turned off of the idea of having a wife. I wanted one but I'm leaning towards the bachelor life now.
Dude, grab a pair
Hahahahahaha those battles never end but you know what ...? I trade my life with yours man any day ... !
Those "red flags" are there for a reason. I wonder how many battles you have left after five years? LoL!
That is a horrible abusive relationship.
Ahaha!
You don't get comedy, do you
@@happyhoney3433 some things aren't funny. Rape is one. Abuse is another.
@@aftersexhighfives Some things might not be funny to you but comedy is completely subjective, many people can laugh about rape and abuse and many successful comedy shows have used them. Just look at how the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia abuse each other or the two "rape" scenes that happen in Norsemen, you can make comedy out of anything, that's the beauty of it.
@@thisishandlenumber2048 nope. Not in this context. He doesn't realize this is abuse. Your failure to realize that is part of the overall problem.
Happy wife, repressed life
sutats - Profile pic checks out.
Lol exactly, because that is not ok. That's the opposite of ok. He's a grown man. Possibly maybe, if that had been a glass of whiskey, the fourth glass, then, the wife could be a little justified sending it away.
Is that last name from Mexico?
She basically took your free will. The F. I would just end the relationship instantly. Never talk to that person again.
Were you ever in a relationship? I don't think so
Idk whats funnier the skit or the fact that people are taking a COMEDY set waaayyyy to seriously 😂😂 #2018/19' for ya
Let’s all know analyze people we don’t know based on comedy that’s probably exaggerated if not totally made up then use that as a platform to push our agenda. The essence of UA-cam.
Funny guy and he looks like Rufus Sewell.
Glad I am single, I have no battles, just decide what I am doing and do it.
They'll win in the divorce too. So better hope you "picked" the right one.
This is why marriage don't last men are not one of the children stop telling us what to do
My husband asks me permission to do everything and it drives me crazy. “Can I have a beer tonight? Can I get icecream?” Umm you’re a person if you want to do it go ahead. He wants me to give him permission and be in control not sure why 😬
I’d be feeding her that dog on teriyaki night
I'm afraid to grow old single but equally afraid of getting married.
And then I would dump the wife and keep the dog 😄
The bit about the Coke refill. FYI if a man did that to a woman the comments would be filled with angry feminists.
No tip. and I buy a few 2L coke's on the way home. Funny though. ha. ha. :)
Yo , that’s all I can find of this guy, you got AANNYY more? C’mon man there’s gotta be somethin atleast a 30 sec or somethin .
You know I love this guy , c’mon....oh and you know I’d do it for you
Another funny one....hilariously funny. You lost. Even his expressions are funny.
NO ONE. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE speaks for me unless I want them to. She would've been paying her own bill and for her way home. AFTER I got my Coke..., or 2.
DachdogGet new friends. And wear the pants. Strong wives need stronger husbands. Loving kindness always. But be the head of the family.She won't be happy if she makes you hate her.
Dachdog
Uh no.
Men do not need to be the head of the family, and women don't need someone stronger than them. It's absolutely fine if the wife is stronger than the husband. Of course she shouldn't be controlling him or what he eats. That's bad whether it's a guy doing it to his girlfriend, or a woman doing it to her husband. But woman absolutely don't need to have someone stronger than them to be happy, or to have healthy relationships.
Dachdog its comedy
U R Sir LaughsAlot
Is he wearing Jordan 11s?
😂😭
Did he?
"Happy man she won't get a backhand" 😆
Funny, and people were surely laughing, but it sounds like the laugh track to an episode of Big Bang Theory.
Not at all! But we can sure see where you're coming from!
Maybe they sneak in to actual funny people's gigs and record the track and use that to cover their writers
🤣🤣🤣
I pay 98% of the bills the end
Who are you?
@@duustincrawford2945 I'm Batman
@@GOD.IS.AMAZING_HOME.THEATER well I guess its Batman that I haye then
And then she complains when ya don’t help her with it. Told ya I didn’t want one. Have fun!
He should've said let's have a baby when she asked for a dog. No reason to delay the inevitable.
Oh lord. I don't know if this story is a warning or not.
When I was a server a party of four came in, two older couples. Very nice place, menu rotates daily, pricy but absolutely worth it. Staff very attractive. I loved the job. Husband of couple one is super destitute looking, just visibly depressed and invalidated. His wife is very gregarious and out going; he orders the chicken, "Frank you're so boring! Why can't you be *adventurous*. He'll have the fish." Never have I seen this type of sad puppy-dog look from a man before. We share his life story in a glance. It is upsetting. My duty that shift was set before me like a beacon. I inform my manager and my food runners what is going on. Plan Feed Frank has commenced. First I kindly inform him the fish is out, but here is your first choice. And it just so happened everything else was out too. The wine, the bread, the little appetizers she ordered for him. All g o n e. The vanilla ice cream he wanted, but she ordered pumpernickel? Well golly sorry we are out. So we gave you three scoops of vanilla on the house. Each 86 is an eye roll and a tsk from his wife "wow you get to be boring all night." GIRL. Fancy place means fancy checks and his 75% tip bought the entire staff of 26 a beer and a shot. Just think about it.
LMAO good for you! I love servers that take initiative.
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If you let a women early on know that she can't tell you what to do. That you won't change and that the same applies to her then the relationship can start. Never met a women who would agree to that but hey.
Happy wife happy life is bs anyway. ^^