What if All 50 US States Colonized the World! (EU4)
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2019
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For the people that think I don’t know how to properly pronounce Arkansas, you are the reason I have lost all faith in humanity
Drew Durnil amen
What mods did you use for this
amen😢😢😢
R-can-sas is the correct pronunciation, R-kan-saw is wrong.
My home state finally did something. It wasn’t good but it was something
Ah, the Chinese states. Ning, Ming, Min and Rhode Island.
The worst Mingplosion that history was too afraid to record
lol this reminds me of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchet. Its parody version of China in Discworld has 5 noble families: the Hongs, the Sungs, the Fangs, the Tangs, and the McSweeneys
What is the Ming Ning of these words?
@@eyyeyeyye was it a kingdom at some point in time and was it related to the Miao ethnic family (I'm curious)?
@@deltoroperdedor3166 I see you Kali.
"Florida is hiding in the Himalayas" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear in my entire life
I am NOT moving from sea level to the top of the world.
I wouldn’t be surprised
This Just In: Himalaya Man Falls Off Of Mount Everest Publicity Display
Ikr
:)
Arkansas said : “Hey Boys wanna get the band back together”
Lol
wait wasn’t South Carolina the first to secede
😂😂😂
...........
I died when he said Ar-kansas
Florida at the beginning “I’m going to do something called a pro gamer move”
Georgia: howdy-
My parents: Where should we go for vacation?
Me: West Virginian Brazil.
*Shudders in non-established Portuguese*
Arsenic Soup It’s almost heaven, West Virginian Brazil
Minnesotan Red River of the North
I myself recommend Floridian Guinea.
I want to travel to Connecticutian Mexico.
"Did not think the Confederate States were gonna win"
-Union General Winfield Scott, Battle of Bull Run 1861
Spoiled
Lol true.
"Did not think the Confederate States were gonna win"
-Sam Houston
I love this lmao the most brutal battle of the Civil War
@@restingdeeply1064
Why Getty burg was more bloody
My non existent girlfriend: Where do you want to go vacation at?
Me: *M a i n e r A u s t r a l i a*
Tas-Maine-ia.
For some reason that sounded scary to me lol, it actually sounds cool tho, but imagine " Help! We're getting invaded by MAINER Australia" don't what I'm on about lol, cool profile by the way
No, but I would like to go to
*W e s t V i r g i n i a n B r a z i l*
Better known as French Mexico (if you know, you know)
glad you clarified non exsistent
Me: Waiting for Drew to say Massachusetts.
He never does
*Sad mass people noices*
at least ur on the map. me in hawaii is crying
*sad Massachusetts noises*
Well we did take over new England and a little bit of Canada once and he said it then. Also one of my favorite moments is when new York touched a little bit of Massachusetts and Rhode island just took over all of new York and England I always knew they were our body in crime 😭
Who cares about Massachusetts. I'm glad Maine took over.
I love that when Utah formed a nation, it was called Deseret. That's what the people originally wanted to call the state.
Yeah that struck me as TOTALLY right. I was like "Dude, the game knows that part of history and is using it properly! Awesome!"
Sweet
That's why they didn't, they didn't want people to think it was a desert and not move there so they changed it
EEYUP!
@Latviski Puisis It is also the word for "honeybee" in the Book of Mormon. The concept is still held in the Utah beehive.
He says in the beginning "everyone forgets hawaii". Never meantions hawaii again
hawaii did literally nothing but take one island and somehow lived
@@burp2019 even hawaii forgot hawaii
He never mentions illinois either
@@SpencerKaefj0eipgtjmn0pw or Virginia
I live here and I forget that I do
Maryland was like the Roman Empire, we took over like an entire continent and then had an epic fail and died
We still finished with… something I guess
As a maryland native, it’s no surprise we gravitated towards South America.
I’m just happy that Maryland didn’t just die in the beginning like we usually do.
And in the height of our South American empire, we put La Bahía Vieja in all our food.
I mean, we had our moment of glory where we were probably in 1st. So... Still pretty amazing.
When your state becomes the Midwest superpower and then falls apart to Mormons and Texans:
_cries in red and green chile_
I am from Utah so I was glad but I am sorry
Mormons do a little trolling
Sad jalapeño moment
I can see the news reports already, Florida man fights abominable snowman.
With a toothbrush. Come on now, give us our signature weapon.
Floridaman: GET OVER HERE
Abominable snowman: ha ha I'm In Danger
I'm pretty sure the headline will read, "Florida man wipes out entire Yeti species. Bigfoot is next?"
Mr. Outlaw
And this is all happening in Japanese Central Africa
Florida man starts an offensive against a province in Finland,says it doesnt exist like the rest of Finland
*Southern state enters africa
Africa: 😐
Honestly, of all southern states too South Carolina which had more slaves than freemen pre civil war.
@dandagod official having field days was kinda their goal
@@paulinotou
That doesn't make sense, the majority of southerners never owned slaves so it would be odd for so few to own more slaves than the free people that the state has.
@Audio Sugar Im struggling to find sources that directly talks about numbers outside of Quora. www.thomaslegion.net/statesandslaverypercentagesintheunitedstatesin1860census.html has South Carolina and Mississippi as the states with more slaves than freemen.
I lived in South Carolina as a kid, and what was often said was South Carolina (Which unsurprisingly started the Civil War) had the highest percentage of slaves, and it wasn't till the great migration till South Carolinas white population overtook the Black population the vast majority were descendant or slaves themselves.
Arun L0H yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssszssssssssssssssse
drew: people are probably going to forget about Hawaii
*forgets about Hawaii himself*
Indiana: .....
Ah, my favorite state
*japan*
it will be a state if they decide to war with us
@@joshclark756 We all know what happened last time they did that.
Utah: *turns into Deseret*
Arkansas: Hey! I wanna do that too! That’s cool!
Arkansas: *turns into Confederate States Of America*
Utah: no.......just....no.
See that made me think. When Arkansas, Georgia, and Texas combined, the resulting flag was Georgia’s, making it their fault. Maybe Arkansas isn’t as bad as we think it is.
I’m from Arkansas
Thebatmantyler don’t do it
I’m from arkansas
I’m from Arkansas too
Floridian Tibet, Florida Man went there to be enlightened
GrayStillPlays refrence
Florida Man is already enlightened, he went to Tibet to enlighten the native Tibetans.
One enlightened Floridian EATS an entire country. More at twelve
Kim Jong-un chicken
Wyatt Corbin We all know the Dalai Lama is secretly a Florida man. He’s just hiding it so the Chinese don’t fully realize the threat he truly is to the CCP.
You know this world is messed up when Kentucky takes over Russia just to make more KFCs
Idk about you but that sounds like a win to me!
Idk but there's. Too many KFC in texas
But were they able to get the Russians to give up vodka for bourbon?
Kamchatka Fried Chicken?
11:40. They weren’t kidding when they said the south will rise again.
Me, an Arkansan: *Roots for Arkansas*
*Sees it turn into the CSA
“Uh.............Ok”
Hey, at least your state made it to the End Game. Oregon died offscreen.
Same lol
We still won...right? 💀
Exactly how I felt
Bruh Arkansas sucks at football but dominates at global warfare
Utah: "we want to be called Deseret!"
Washington DC: "No."
*Utah conquers the west and DC is gone *
"We Deseret now for reals"
Dessert*
@@mitchderise73 *Deseret
@@Posirep DESSERT* 😉
@@Posirep 8:07
its desert
The flag that the “confederate states” used was the Georgia flag, not the Arkansas flag, so i think actually they may have formed a truce together, or Georgia took over all of Arkansas for the win
Its was not the georgia flag it was the original national flag of the csa
The Georgia flag is literally the confederate flag with an insignia in the middle of the stars
@@ulfuryolonganda6165 the confederate flag is actually the stars and bars. Not the X we all know.
Fire Shock Gamer yeah I know 😂 the Georgia flag is literally that
Me, a Utah girl: HECK YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Me, an Arkansan boy: uhm..... should I be happy or horrified
Me, a Nevadan boy: eh, conquer time with Utah
The Confederates rose again, wow. West Virginia colonized in Africa to bless Mountain Mama with the rains
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA!!!!!!!
Avery the Cuban-American and Officer Sanchez 2 continues to develop itself.
@@heftyrumble as a west Virginian I can now say I am proud of my state
@@gart_l7905 I have respect for West Virginia. Never been there but I do plan to visit there at some point
I cried a little when I saw West Virginian brazil
13:56 “faith hasn’t really changed that much”
*all of south america is protestant*
*all of East Asia is catholic*
not just sout america, *the entire continent*
South America is a Continent
@The Dark Stark No, North and South America are separate continents, Central America is a subdivision of North America Since it sits on the Caribbean and Cocos Plates but moves with the rest.
@The Dark StarkThey are only considered sub continents when the model used views them as a Supercontinent. Which is not invalid but not used here in the states anymore.
If you want to be more accurate though the only continent that should be considered a supercontinent is Eurasia as it sits on one whole plate rather than the 4 or 5 that make up the Americas.
POV: your rooting for your home state and it fails miserably
People who live in West Virginian South America: I do not have such weaknesses
Laughs in Montana
Oh rip
Mine did good then was turned into paste
*cries in North Carolinian
Nobody:
Arkansas: Guess who’s back!
Back again
Shadys back
Tell a friend
Oklahoma?
When the Confederate states show up:
Everyone: *You weren't supposed to do that*
The South will rise again
*Everyone disliked that*
The bear whisperer has predicted the future
We told y'all we would
We weren’t expecting special forces
Drew: Utah has formed the first foreign nation...
Utah: *D E S E R E T*
Me, a Mormon: *We're in the Endgame now...*
lol, I felt so proud when that happened and when it came in second place.
Lowkey this is favorite video ever
*Sees Deseret and Confederate States as rivals* Me, a Mormon: "Where have I seen this before?"
@@katiehermionegamer864 : But how valid can it be if you've come in behind Arkansas?
Ryan Strong 🤔🤔
Two minutes into the hellscape and Arkansas has done exactly what I though my home state Arkansas would do, not change a single bit. No new land, no lost land, it’s legitimately the same shape as it started as.
Edit:5 minutes into the video and Arkansas has finally taken some land, also I will ignore your insult to my state by pronouncing Arkansas (our-can-saw) as Arkansas (our-Kansas) since you said it is the best Kansas.
Edit 2: Nice to know that the confederacy decide to reform and take the win. It’s a win for Arkansas in my book. (:
As a North Carolinian.
It's our victory. Southern victory.
Arkansas just pulled the weight.
Which is a big thing Arkansas did ^_^
Hopefully it is more like farmers being farmers and not africa noises
georgia and arkansas united to form csa since georgia is my home state i was proud but if there was a different name other then csa it would of been georkanas
Florida Man Chases People Down the Himalayan Mountains Dressed as Yeti
Of course, Ohio’s first move would be taking out Michigan
As someone who lives in michigan,
: (
ToasterFire Indeed : )
Lol you live in Ohio
Obviously
IM IN MICHAGAN UGHH
Drew: faith hasn't really changed that much
Catholic Japan: Am I a joke to you?
Pope Emperor.
I think Catholicism is the largest branch of Christianity in Japan.
MR. K lol
@@requiem7817 The Popeperor LMAO
Yay Utah!!! I was not expecting them to come in second but they did and I'm happy about it! I'm a Utahn.
It’s Deseret
converting to mormonism
11:37 when the states turn into one
it would only make sense if alabama colonized austria
epic memester top tier comment
Don´t you mean the Saarland?
Or if Alabama colonized Monterrey
Santiago del estero gang
@@martinmeinname can people outside Germany understand this joke?
"Mainer Australia"
As a Mainer, I am pleasantly surprised by this world's Maine empire
As someone born in England, living in Australia I was really hoping for New Englander Australia
I was hoping NH was gonna be like Wisconsin
As an Australian I was hoping we would be a New York Aus
Lancani you and me both although I wanted us to colonize Canada
As a fellow Mainer I am very pleased that I finally found someone else from Maine on the internet
Maryland made into into the top 8. I'm proud of my home state. They deserve more recognition.
We do. I swear we like more than just crabs, old bay and beer
I know we are super underrated and crabs are really just on the bay so it is not the only thing we are known for
I WAS LOOKING FIR THIS VIDEO FOR SO LONG AND UA-cam RECOMMENDED IT TO ME TANK YOU
Drew: Everybody is probably going to forget hawai
Also Drew: Forgets about hawai until 12:37
Well, he said "Everybody". That means himself too.
Hawaii* and the only reason I know that is a 5th grade test where the teacher made a big deal that everyone spelled it wrong.
@@piolit06 I'm from Germany I never had to write this word once before
@@piolit06 *Hawai'i*
@@christopherhasenberg1113 bri’ish: Hawaii edition
Drew: *mispronounces Arkansas*
Arkansas: *conquers half of America and wins the game*
Drew: *Pikachu surprised.jpeg*
Arkansas: *E x p a n d*
As an Arkansan, YES
This is very late, but as a history buff myself (decently well versed in American and European history) I can confirm that the religious map is pretty correct. The US was seen as almost a safe haven for protestants, especially those trying to escape Catholic and Anglican England. And the US is still majorly protestant to this day, despite what some believe.
I just discovered this channel and now I realize that I've always needed a Map related UA-cam channel in my life.
Drew was born in Alabama?
...
All of a sudden, a LOT is making sense about you.
Robert Lombardo Did you JUST learn this?
Intell-Edge-ence didnt he tell us that months ago
fried watersheep yes
Robert Lombardo I guess your new to this community
@@Bluecheese1400 I've been here for two years and either I dont remember or I've never learned
Utah: takes the name Deseret in memoriam of the original name that was given by LDS faith
Also Utah: **IS PROTESTANT**
Mormons are Protestant
@@chrissessions6108 sort of...?
@@chrissessions6108 No, they really aren't.
@@tj12711 Protestants are Christians who believe in the Bible but do not recognize the authority of the Catholic church. Protestantism was started by guys like Martin Luther who opened the door for people to disagree with Catholicism, and now there is a wide variety of religions that fall under the category of Protestantism. Baptists, Amish, Methodists, Latter-day Saints, and many others all have this common foundation, even though their beliefs may differ on certain points. Do you disagree?
@@chrissessions6108 By that ludicrous definition, Orthodox Christians would be Protestant too.
You should really study the history of Christianity and its varying sects/denominations. The Protestant reformation was nowhere near being the first schism. Your entire understanding of this topic seemingly skips over -centuries- more than a millennium of history. This is a very revisionist, 21st century view.
I guess you could say the Dairy State, Wisconsin, did GOUDA
Lol
Cheesy joke
You would do well to grab anywhere in Cana5..it's not a wasteland...it's filled with water, billions of trees and natural resources...it could supply the whole world's lumber demand and has more resources than pretty much anywhere else.
49 states: Colonize the world
Alabama: *COLONIZES COUSINS*
Commander Hale YEET
Petition for Drew to watch a game with subscribers/patrons instead of AI players. Like to sign!
Good idea
Awful idea
@@magica3526 Even if they suck, it'll be funny and get drew involved as an esport announcer
This is a GREAT IDEA! He can observe players of different skills levels actually participating in wars against each other. That sounds like it would be really good content.
An amazing idea
When I saw Georgia was going strong I was like “GO HOME STATE”
“Arkansas is the best Kansas”
Me: EXCUSE ME?!:!
“Arkansas is the better Kansas”.... just kick me while I’m down why don’t ya.
I thought Kansas was just a band I never knew you existed
Why does no one recognize us we give you wheat
*Arkansas isn't best Kansas,*
*we're best "kinsaw"!*
@@Skooter-ko1yj And Airplanes.
Arkansas doesn't have s***.
@@RyanAcidhedzMurphy : We don't have the bombers. But we do have the C-130's. So we can MOAB.
He’s like “Utah! What!!” Forgetting all we do is pray and wait for the big war. Also dessert??? It’s dez-ur-rett
I'm from British Columbia
The island Oregon lost was Vancouver Island
Did anyone else imagine missionaries with flintlocks marching to 'Utah: this is the place'? We've come a long way from using brooms, logs and scarecrows to make the US Army think we were armed to the teeth
Almost heaven,
West Virginia,
Leafy Jungles,
The Amazon river...
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE WHERE I BELONG.
WEST VIRGINIAN BRAZIL.
ARGENTINAN MOUNTAINS
TAKE ME HOME
COUNTRY ROADS.
Woooooo WV finally showing up
All country roads lead to West Virginia...
Everybody gangster till Wisconsin liberates the upper peninsula
Everyone gansta till Wisconsin takes Canada
I had hope for Wisconsin until it died...
Everybody gansta till Wisconsin murders New York
On Wisconsin!
Bruh, Wisconsin survives in Greenland lol how fitting
I won’t forget the day that New Hampshire became its full power in 4:46
"Florida is hiding in the Himalayas"
These words would haunt me for the rest of my life
*Utah takes out California*
Joshua Graham: "we can't expect god to do all the work"
"Say my name"
"Second place?"
"Say. My. Name."
"Utah?"
"You're gosh darn right it is."
Xepher OfDawnfall
Mohammed Ali
*DIXIELAND SONG BLARING IN THE BACKGROUND*
@@tophatter1234 *DEUS VULT!*
Ah yes the state of Utah it gave us KFC that’s right the first KFC was in Utah not Kentucky it also gave us the 50 BMG and 1911 that’s right John Browning the man that created the 50 BMG and BAR for the United States military was a Mormon from Utah it’s also the state that trained the the crew that dropped the nuclear bomb over japan in a small city in Utah called Wendover the Browning gun company is still headquartered their in Utah. Utah is a state with strong gun culture and is a rather safe place to live and raise a family one of the better states the USA 🇺🇸 has to offer I’m from Russia and the only place on Earth I have snowboard at is in Park City Utah the snow is amazing there
Breaking states
New Mexico: winning and beating Texas
Demolition ranch joins the chat: Don't tell Mer, but I just took out New Mexico
I’m not crying I just got chili dust in my eye
8:14
Drew: New Meco still around
Finally, a true Manifest Destiny.
I can just imagine Texas spies spying on Florida and accidentally giving up their cover by saying y’all🤣
I thought you both did. I'm from the north I don't know this
The peninsula of Florida does not say y’all but the pan handle does
I’m only from Texas so idk anything about Florida🤣 I’ve only been there twice for vacation
Wait y'all don't say that in Florida?
@@mattyboi7491 My states 'bove Florida, I so I though ya'll Floridans would say ya'll too.
Holy hell to all the plot twists and that humdinger of a finale!
Half way through the video...
Ohio be like: "O h i o"
Texas:
New mexico: *Exists*
Texas: I used to rule the world
They were our brothers and they betrayed us
Johann Schmidt it’s the allsups,
henryjw15, New Mexico is basically Texas' favorite cousin
@@johannschmidt3389especially now since all these foreigners have taken the cake when it comes driving like crap.
henryjw15, that happens sometimes
Nobody:
Minnesota (my state): Aight imma head out
I would have never expected Connecticut to conquer an area of Mexico.
Being a mexican living in Ct it feels perfect
I love how me boi Wisconsin is just holding out in Greenland. They be making the Cheese up there now
*wisconsin just spreading the culture of cheese around to Greenland*
I was pleasently surprised by my home state!
Me is in Wisconsin
Beast Bros25 and The Wuhan virus is here too
The cheesy bois did unexpectedly good
“West Virginia is over here”
Me: *Cries in British Food* that’s my state man
My state never does anything noteworthy north Carolina is just so average no one ever talks about it
@@savannahchesney6739 well MrBeast is from ur state...
@@demi172 I mean true but nane one other thing noteworthy about north Carolina
@@savannahchesney6739 the City of Charlotte is pretty.
I'm proud of how we performed. Outlasted Texas #hornsdown
I’m so happy that Wisconsin is almost beating everybody because that’s the state that I live in
Then it stayed alive by causally taking all of Greenland. Makes sence cause they pretty much have the same climate.
@Drew Durnil , the island Oregon lost was Vancouver Island, usually in B.C.
“Arkansas is the best Kansas”
yes
Emma uwu that is the only way it is excusable to say Arkansas like that. I cringe so much. It’s actually illegal to pronounce Arkansas like that, like for real.
@@BrianHall33 As an Arkansan... I can say that it's true... You get a fine of 150$ if you say it in front of an official
Pirate Kansas FTW.
*Sitting in Arkansas*
: D
@@troubledmystic9558 Jokes aside, if Arkansas is pronounced "arkansaw", how do you say "Arkansan"? Arkansowan? Arkansun?
The Mormon state of Giant Deseret against super Confederate States and Mega Wisconsin.
Rin- Joh
Funeral Potatoes vs Tater Tot Hotdish vs Southern Potato Salad
Culinary-Political Rock Paper Scissors.
at 5:55"arkansas"
This actually sounds like a fun multiplayer scenario. ^^
Me: I can't believe he hasn't done this before
*starts video*
Drew: I can't believe I haven't done this before
Coincidence? I think not.
Goal of the game : America conquers the world
Random japanese daimyo : Soooooooo......
*Insert conquest music here*
2:57 NM and a part of Texas has Castilian culture since we are the result of Spanish colonization and it's in reference to the Spanish province, it think its a province, Castille. This is for anyone that may not know what Castilian is.
Colorado always gets taken out right away in these simulations and it’s sad
When your states doing really well, and then they join the Deserets: *WHYYYYYY*
Jensen Anderson it’s amazing for me cause I’m a utahn and a huge Seattle Seahawks fan so win, win for me.
Also I don’t say desert the way everyone else says it
I want to say I'm glad Georgia joined the Confederate States but well...yeah.
We will through the Book of Mormon and the Bible at you until you convert sinner
Well good for you but I'm not from the States
@@electroskates2434 ok
As a Utahan I can confirm that we would absolutely change our name to Deseret the first chance we got. (Or at least I fully support it 😂)
Alex Peck Deseret just sounds way better
Any reason why?
Would love the name change tbh
@@coolbanana165 the Mormons originally wanted to form their own state and call it Deseret
@@formicidaeinc.8075 Any reason though? Is there just a lot of desert?
I am surprised Wisconsin is actually doing well for once...
My bois in CT some how holding on after being kicked out of the homeland in like 1500
I can confirm as a person form Arkansas that we formed the confederate states cause you couldn’t pronounce Arkansas right
Either pronounce Kansas knsaw or arkansa ar-kansas
I literally came when I saw Arkansas do well.
smiff ulon It's pretty common in English that similar words don't equal similar pronunciation.
You're breath taking
Agreed
Since you were born in alabama and live in california can I call you a calibamian
Mida Multi Tool alafornian
@@derekkaplan3420 also an acceptable term
TrUlYcUrSeD
Thanks, you gave me cancer
ขอบคุณครับมากๆครับ
4:25 Wisconsin looking like a great lakes Roman enpire
I think you forgot about Greenland. It’s clearly already a part of America
*Angered in non-existent Danish*
Nope its Danish
Imaflying Turkey wooosh
Greenmark?
Imaflying Turkey R/woooosh
Wisconsinites don’t mind the cold in Greenland it feels like home to us
Yeah boi
I totally agree
This winter in Minnesota it reached -70, yeah we don't mind the cold either 😂
Rip wisconsin was doing so well until Deseret and Confederate states team killed them
Yeah, but I bet they don't get the Packer game up there.
2:34 in where i live in texas it used to be part of germany so it is mainly lutheran/protestant
Oklahoma really went “Imma bout to head out”
Wisconsin was strong because of the cheese, the people couldn’t resist. I don’t blame them, I love cheese
*Hamburger*
Pour one out for the cheese wheelers
Yes
I thought asians had this thing with dairy where like they can't have it?
GeoPlayer123 they are lactose intolerant.
Illlinois: DIES
Drew: "I don't even know who you are."
You should look into the history of Deseret. Its pretty interesting.
11:11 Florida men conquer Mount Everest