King of the Hill funny moments part 3

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  • @lunaeclipse5612
    @lunaeclipse5612 7 років тому +909

    "No need worrying about Bobby and sex at this age. And with his feautures..." 😂😂😂 story of my life

    • @nickclark18
      @nickclark18 7 років тому +8

      what features? show me what your talking about

    • @justinsimon154
      @justinsimon154 6 років тому +56

      +Great Dragon He is implying that his son is not traditionally handsome

    • @ac-2-shoes971
      @ac-2-shoes971 4 роки тому +31

      Justin Simon which is weird considering Bobby pulls more girls than Hank did as a star football player

    • @BloodySeaGullsRoss
      @BloodySeaGullsRoss 4 роки тому

      sad😢

    • @FinalMythology
      @FinalMythology 4 роки тому +8

      @@justinsimon154 middle school and under guys can get girls even if they're ugly, provided they're popular, via smartest kid or most friendly. Afterwards though they start getting all aware and picky and they look back at the person they liked back in middle and see him as ugly and can't figure why they used to like him.

  • @tychauntenelle919
    @tychauntenelle919 7 років тому +447

    "I don't take no anesthetic,did Lincoln ask for girly gas when he got his head blown off?"

  • @OsageRevival
    @OsageRevival 6 років тому +840

    It’s called the double standard Bobby. Don’t knock it...

    • @philliplewis1586
      @philliplewis1586 5 років тому +23

      I bout cried.

    • @artislife6855
      @artislife6855 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @austinpeters9345
      @austinpeters9345 4 роки тому +11

      @@Surteronarto i know right! Like da fuck!

    • @carlosvasquez6054
      @carlosvasquez6054 4 роки тому +10

      Austin Peters bruh what y’all talkin about some girls wanna fuck just as bad as guys

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 4 роки тому +2

      @@carlosvasquez6054 well they can. therefore its different.

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake 2 роки тому +68

    "Khan applied the legal way, sometimes the system fails us" lmaoooooo

  • @robertromero9488
    @robertromero9488 6 років тому +356

    Boomhauer told the officer everything and said "it's right there in that cooler" but the Officer did nothing

    • @ianthefishable
      @ianthefishable 6 років тому +43

      That's exactly the joke 😂

    • @A_Jeffsux
      @A_Jeffsux 4 роки тому +21

      General Pershing fucking idiot

    • @stopbullshitting4484
      @stopbullshitting4484 4 роки тому

      Hey @George Lucas are you writing the star wars series or did you hand that over to Disney too?

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 4 роки тому

      @General Pershing Eh

    • @renm2631
      @renm2631 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @Amythest
    @Amythest 6 років тому +433

    “Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?”

    • @kerrej213
      @kerrej213 5 років тому +21

      I just want a picture of a Got Dang hot dog

    • @jaws1754
      @jaws1754 4 роки тому +10

      I vandalized a school desk with hanks head on sponge Bobs body talking to a terrified Mr Crabs, asking him if he knew what a jpeg was.

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 4 роки тому +1

      @@kerrej213 Notice how he only swears when at his friends? With everyone else he uses family friendly swearing.

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 4 роки тому +2

      @@jaws1754 Man, Hank's head Would be the perfect SpongeBob body.

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg3108 6 років тому +138

    "When he climb on me to do his business, I just think of a pretty flower"
    "Oh Bonnie, you poor poor thing"

  • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
    @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 5 років тому +166

    "Guns don't kill people the govt does."

    • @dmastermanga
      @dmastermanga 4 роки тому +20

      "Are you telling me you support Washington D.C.?"
      Dale: "... That's a thinker"

  • @FatAlbertFanClub
    @FatAlbertFanClub 4 роки тому +182

    One of the greatest feelings in the world is understanding everything Boomhauer says despite not being a Texan

    • @verdations531
      @verdations531 Рік тому +4

      Translate every single word he said in this video or 🧢

    • @gothichawkerjon5972
      @gothichawkerjon5972 Рік тому

      Oh really? He’s not a Texan? Then what is he??

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 Рік тому +1

      @@gothichawkerjon5972 he said he can understand him even though he, the commenter, isn't a Texan.

  • @BrandonAlexander-sj2qm
    @BrandonAlexander-sj2qm 7 років тому +279

    ate his droppings called it "jungle rice" 😂😂😂😂

  • @angelinasheppard3702
    @angelinasheppard3702 6 років тому +138

    "Oh Bonnie, you poor, poor thing."

  • @tacos1115
    @tacos1115 5 років тому +305

    i wanna speak boom howers language

    • @AverageYouTuber
      @AverageYouTuber  5 років тому +24

      Same lol

    • @bakedcrystal915
      @bakedcrystal915 5 років тому +24

      Live in Texas for a few years

    • @cullenholloway8377
      @cullenholloway8377 4 роки тому +30

      Im in kentucky but in louisville but my family lives deep in the country and they speak his languge you start to understand after a while

    • @disgaealikerasapOG
      @disgaealikerasapOG 4 роки тому +8

      @@bakedcrystal915 If only it was that easy... (Native texan)

    • @lbesavant
      @lbesavant 4 роки тому +11

      Boomhower is speaking the language of gods

  • @plop8361
    @plop8361 5 років тому +101

    "Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog"

  • @SlamTF2
    @SlamTF2 4 роки тому +146

    "I tell ya hwat man I'm gon' loan you my monopoly set man, come back n' the dang top hat's gone and boardwalk got mustard stains on it and park place too man and then my dang ol' mom come over and wan- and end up playing Stratego man."

  • @amaranthinedragon154
    @amaranthinedragon154 6 років тому +60

    "When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes."

  • @daevid21
    @daevid21 6 років тому +72

    “Can I put a gun rack on my bike” lol

  • @Noiz_303
    @Noiz_303 6 років тому +56

    "I can't babysit you and Bill." 😂

  • @gilbertjuarez1037
    @gilbertjuarez1037 4 роки тому +58

    I really appreciate this show now that I’m in my late 20’s lol at nine years old I never really got why my older brother would die laughing watching this in the late 90’s

  • @SynthApprentice
    @SynthApprentice 4 роки тому +14

    "Dew, Mountain"
    Now that's just straight military, there.

  • @kevinvanduser2405
    @kevinvanduser2405 5 років тому +77

    You've been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 5 років тому +27

    Has anyone here discovered a great admiration for Chuck Mangione after watching King of the Hill? I love that he contributed his likeness and voice to a show that would have him living in a Megalomart with a placard in Aisle 8A promoting Feminine Freshness.

  • @jocelynfranzen6885
    @jocelynfranzen6885 6 років тому +165

    "Survival diary update: I have been drinking dew drops found of the forest leaves and I have been eating mushrooms and moss. Mostly mushrooms. My rabies has taken a turn for the worse. I am starting to hallucinate. When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo. I have stopped closing my eyes."
    My stomach hurts from laughing.

  • @wren5462
    @wren5462 6 років тому +107

    I miss this show

  • @DesertZo6
    @DesertZo6 5 років тому +228

    Let me ask you this, a guy breaks into your house? You don’t have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?

    • @ImJustTen
      @ImJustTen 4 роки тому +3

      With my NRA issue

    • @erosrangel976
      @erosrangel976 4 роки тому +3

      With my baseball bat! Anybo'y keepin' track of my heads batted in?? BONK!

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 4 роки тому +3

      GRENADEEEE!!!

    • @gowther6419
      @gowther6419 2 роки тому

      pen casing, rubber bands and bamboo skewers

  • @Kablowshky
    @Kablowshky 5 років тому +177

    Am i the only one who understands what Boomhauer says?

    • @jeffreyschindel2114
      @jeffreyschindel2114 5 років тому +5

      Senositis yes

    • @jacobwallace4967
      @jacobwallace4967 5 років тому +16

      Just gotta pay attention to him. It's understandable if one tries.

    • @artislife6855
      @artislife6855 5 років тому

      Senositis nope

    • @CookedOnions
      @CookedOnions 4 роки тому +7

      @leonpride Some people aren't like us and have the displeasure of growing up in a community where people speak normally.

    • @moronicpancake8291
      @moronicpancake8291 4 роки тому

      Eat your cereal

  • @koolaidman007
    @koolaidman007 6 років тому +28

    "The balls are made out of rice, somehow....."

  • @nunchakudude
    @nunchakudude 5 років тому +15

    Hank is a funny guy... he should have his own TV show.

  • @robz75rr
    @robz75rr 6 років тому +21

    Lmfaoooo “ deal, I’ll see you in two days!!!!!”

  • @daevid21
    @daevid21 6 років тому +51

    Guns don’t kill people the government does hahahhaha dale

  • @pat2rome
    @pat2rome 2 роки тому +3

    "Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?" About a minute and twenty seconds.

  • @92LovePeace
    @92LovePeace 6 років тому +25

    "Squirrel tactic!"

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 5 років тому +77

    Simpsons should have ended when this show did, and this show should still be on.

    • @christopherjohnson9050
      @christopherjohnson9050 5 років тому +23

      gor9027 no, they ended this without fucking it up. Although right on about the simpsons... maybe just a bit sooner lol

    • @fryphilip7474
      @fryphilip7474 4 роки тому +8

      gor9027 they cancelled for the Cleveland show

    • @SirSusDaddy
      @SirSusDaddy 4 роки тому +3

      This show has funny voice acrors

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 4 роки тому +8

      @Curtis Riceman
      They finished the show since it was gonna be replaced with the Cleveland Show. We all saw what a fiasco that was.

    • @xijinpingsfavoritehemorrho1328
      @xijinpingsfavoritehemorrho1328 2 роки тому +7

      Koth was suffering towards the end, but every seas9n is watchable. Less crap tv would have been on by your plan, but both koth and the simpsons would be thought of as shows that were on too long. Theres no semantics about koth, its just a well remembered show and it didnt overstay its welcome.

  • @blackdiamondexpress1889
    @blackdiamondexpress1889 3 роки тому +6

    "He's on another rampage!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @rtcrump0079
    @rtcrump0079 2 роки тому +11

    7:14-7:21 the ideal American son-father moment, baby! 😊

  • @legendarysayian9239
    @legendarysayian9239 5 років тому +14

    "We decided we didnt need that many"

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula1979 5 років тому +10

    Bobby, I can't have you disco dancing in the middle of the street. The first rule of showman ship " leave them wanting more". Second rule: King Of the Hill reunion.

  • @EdiPooH9
    @EdiPooH9 4 роки тому +15

    6:38. ACCURATE AF

  • @HHGamingOfficial
    @HHGamingOfficial 2 роки тому +7

    It's funny when you eventually learn to hear what boomhauer is saying

  • @moonscar119
    @moonscar119 2 роки тому +2

    9:08 always love love love how Dale pops out from around the fence

  • @laptopdroptop9457
    @laptopdroptop9457 4 роки тому +6

    Some of these are pure comedic gold imo lmao

  • @thedukeofswellington1827
    @thedukeofswellington1827 2 роки тому +5

    0:32 Cotton would've HATED Lincoln

  • @DemonicMonkey88
    @DemonicMonkey88 5 років тому +6

    0:58 Oh Peggy, even you can be insightful at times~

  • @MajinErick
    @MajinErick 2 роки тому +2

    4:43 "Boomhauer, can I borrow your mower?"
    "I'lltellyouwhatmain...comebackonsome those topass boardwalkmustardstains..."
    I'm crying laughing...🤣😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤣

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 2 роки тому +1

    “You’ve been raking my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back.”

  • @ceoofgrind8101
    @ceoofgrind8101 4 роки тому +3

    "Talkin bout..her needs" -Boomhauer

  • @qwert__2439
    @qwert__2439 5 років тому +12

    Hank is best boomer

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 5 років тому +8

    I was down to my last rat, kept him alive so I could eat his droppings, called it jungle rice.

  • @fransiscoh9450
    @fransiscoh9450 6 років тому +7

    Boom hower made no sense and I love it

  • @cyclops9750
    @cyclops9750 5 років тому +10

    This show was so sexual in S1 S2 S3 S4 but when S5 came all that went away and the show changed and I love this show I watch it everyday

  • @newman793
    @newman793 5 років тому +13

    2:20 I'm the kid who hit you in the head!! 😂

  • @gerg669
    @gerg669 5 років тому +27

    "son get out of the house i hate you"
    that's not a quote from the funny moments that's just my mom everyday

  • @Stone-faced
    @Stone-faced 6 років тому +10

    So cool to see willie nelson on this 😎🌲👌🌻 " i want my quarter back ;_;"

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg3108 6 років тому +7

    "Guns and gun accessories"

  • @watkinscopicat
    @watkinscopicat 6 років тому +19

    Dale is my spirit animal.

  • @oblivexx
    @oblivexx 5 років тому +5

    The last one was amazing.

    • @SynthApprentice
      @SynthApprentice 4 роки тому

      Even better now that we know that the NRA is funded by the Russian government. Even Dale didn't predict that one!

  • @sammygirl6910
    @sammygirl6910 6 років тому +58

    When did this show end? Mike Judge must be a time traveler.

  • @ingodwetrust1136
    @ingodwetrust1136 2 роки тому +2

    Miss this show so damn much 🇺🇲

  • @shreddykruger8741
    @shreddykruger8741 6 років тому +12

    3:31 so true

  • @enlightenedlark4867
    @enlightenedlark4867 7 років тому +27

    jungle rice

  • @nomad8024
    @nomad8024 2 роки тому +1

    To avoid being questioned by the police, just talk like Boomhauer, they’ll leave you alone soon enough

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 6 років тому +58

    "Sqeeze off a few rounds between classes" when did bobby move to florida?

  • @sethlutz4694
    @sethlutz4694 2 роки тому

    “Like I’d borrow that piece of JUNK’”

  • @BrokeBot
    @BrokeBot 6 років тому +10

    MAH DEW!

  • @TheTrippersMindTrip
    @TheTrippersMindTrip 3 роки тому

    You've been raking my lawn with a golf club? I want my quarter back

  • @TACT1LE
    @TACT1LE 2 роки тому

    That's how I know Bob Dole's fakin' that dead arm 😂😂

  • @dallaskoivu8951
    @dallaskoivu8951 2 роки тому +4

    Someone breaks into your home and you don’t have a gun how are you going to shoot him seems perfectly logical

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf Рік тому

    "Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off???"

  • @alistorblueandangelgreendu2316

    I love how he rats them out but speaks so fast he could understand him funny 😆 but wrong 😒good thing the cop said have nice day 😆😆

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 5 років тому +4

    Very rare and beu-taful

  • @chefcook09
    @chefcook09 4 роки тому +5

    6:00 haha!!!!

    • @wifurzenes680
      @wifurzenes680 2 роки тому +1

      I seen your comments almost everywhere lol.

  • @timothyjackson2995
    @timothyjackson2995 4 роки тому

    No Bobby con applied the legal way some time the system fails use.....classic...!!
    You don't mess with a mans lawn..! 😆
    Are you ready to heat me more than anyone in your life. Well we're half way there...lol😄

  • @charlessmyth
    @charlessmyth 5 років тому +7

    sometimes the system fails us :-)

  • @ChristineEldridge-g4e
    @ChristineEldridge-g4e Рік тому

    I LOVE THIS SHOW 🎉. I LOVE BOBBY'S VOICE.

  • @servingjustice3358
    @servingjustice3358 6 років тому +6

    4:45 I freaking died 😂

  • @dianemorris4825
    @dianemorris4825 4 роки тому +2

    Squirrel tactic

  • @redneckwithajeep5001
    @redneckwithajeep5001 6 років тому +9

    That's a thinker

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 2 роки тому

    Jungle rice is what most asian fast food places seem to serve.
    Tastes fine.

  • @JoeyGee1000
    @JoeyGee1000 4 роки тому +1

    I miss this show.

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 2 роки тому

    Jungle rice!
    LMFAO!

  • @tuffy135ify
    @tuffy135ify 4 роки тому

    Oh Bonnie, you poor, poor woman.

  • @Ese1Pac
    @Ese1Pac 4 роки тому +1

    They’re all nice guns and all guns are nice 👍

  • @weskerrun9420
    @weskerrun9420 2 роки тому

    I’ve lived in Texas all my life and I can understand him as long as I listen pretty close. I’ve met a few people that talk kinda like Boomhauer and I might have to ask them to repeat themselves if I’m focused on something else

  • @gissell4457
    @gissell4457 5 років тому +1

    Kids: what's sex
    Family Guy: Peter hold my root beer

  • @blackhatfreak
    @blackhatfreak 5 років тому +2

    Look at the ball Bobby look at the ball

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 7 років тому +3

    love wwallace shawn

  • @iseriver3982
    @iseriver3982 2 роки тому

    "um, wheres the children's gun section?"

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 2 роки тому

    "That's a thinker."

  • @riaserphillips2467
    @riaserphillips2467 7 років тому +36

    Dale should punish the hamster using a sock

  • @PateRiot
    @PateRiot 5 років тому +2

    7:47 the boss from The Incredibles

  • @shahani6037
    @shahani6037 4 роки тому +2

    1:27 the double standard

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 5 років тому

    Thanks to Boomhauer’s turn of phrase, the gang got away with hiding the bird.

  • @spuntoddler9702
    @spuntoddler9702 2 роки тому

    We all need a boomhower to talk to the cops

  • @magolago7680
    @magolago7680 3 роки тому +1

    that old guy is john mccain

  • @supersaiyanzero386
    @supersaiyanzero386 5 років тому

    do i look like I know what a JPEG is ? best line ever.

  • @fornsphin
    @fornsphin 4 роки тому

    That's a thinker.

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 2 роки тому +3

    10:01 Oh shoot...

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 роки тому +1

      That’s a thinker

  • @tiger5551
    @tiger5551 4 роки тому

    The rabies lol

  • @Mustbeplayingwithhisunibrow
    @Mustbeplayingwithhisunibrow 7 років тому +1

    Lmao at dale on shrooms

  • @cannibalgamer9833
    @cannibalgamer9833 4 роки тому

    Called it jungle rice....it tasted fine!

  • @bobross4616
    @bobross4616 7 років тому +2

    love the vids keep it up :)))) and your intro was good on your other video btw.