PIZZAMAS IS HERE!!!
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2024
- Happy Pizzamas! Shop now at pizzamas.com or at the PIZZAMAS APP?! All our proceeds will go to support PIH's work, with an emphasis on tuberculosis treatment and diagnosis.
In which John celebrates the beginning of Pizzamas 2023 with a classic unboxing of a truly wondrous and absurd variety of Pizza John-related items.
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pizzamas.com -- even if you're not going to buy anything, it's worth visiting if only to read Zoe's absolutely beatific product descriptions. I mean, here's just one example:
"There’s a rustle in the wheat. Blurred movement out of the corner of your eye. Quickly, you turn, heart skipping, but it seems it was only the breeze gently stirring the field. You let out a sigh of relief, but the breath catches on your teeth. There is something there, in the midst of the swirling grass. A Figure. An old Figure, of the time when watches were kept nightly for fear of what was beyond the circle of firelight. It catches your eye, and a word is whispered. Pizza." That is all we know of the Pizza John Origins shirts. And all we need to know. pizzamas.com -John
Stunning.
No Pizzamas pins this year? 😢
Good grief. Never let this person go
Wow. Zoe didn't have to go that hard, but she did. She did that. For us.
Thanks for going so hard for us Zoe, you're a real one ❤🎉😊
I love the way the sentence "Ever dream this man?" hurts your brain yet you keep reading it over and over again.
"hurts your brain yet you keep reading it over and over again" is part of the essence of Pizzamas.
Just wait until you see the "This man ate my child" bumper sticker
so true
The man you dream is a dream is a dream, at least that's what I dreamt.
I wish that one was a shirt...
How do I never notice John growing out his beard in preparation for pizzamas every year until he shaves it into the moustache? I truly am just a frog sitting in a pot of water and not noticing that it’s getting hotter until it’s too late.
And then your frog body is put on a pizza.
@@HeyitsLeaAnn that would be my preferred fate.
Maybe John has a calendar alert each year to start growing the beard?
You don't notice, because he frequently has a beard. Just go to the videos list and look at the thumbnails. He has a beard more often than not.
This sign is absolutely wonderful. My husband is named John and is a skilled pizza maker. We regularly host pizza nights for friends. We are ordering it now and it will only be turned on when John is making pizza.
this is beautiful to hear, I'm glad this long string of coincidences has made it so that you can have a perfect sign for your pizza nights
Be honest, which are you more exited about- that you have a husband named John that facilitates this wonderful coincidence that leads to a neon sign, or that you have a husband? :)
This is indescribably delightful
(P.S. Does husband John have a mustache?)
Like the batsignal?! For pizza?! Awesome
It's perfect for you. It's a sign!
“All of our proceeds go to charity, because, you know, we can’t live with ourselves profiting from Pizzamas”
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It's the best excuse for Pizzamas possible.
I’m about to drop >$200 on pizzamas 😭😭😭😭
Personally I'm hoping Hank goes with the everything-except-mustache look, so that between the Green brothers, during pizzamas, they will have precisely one full set of facial hair.
CHIN STRAP PLZ!
Your third eye is wide open, my friend...
Oh I love it. I was thinking "well he did a Mohawk... can you do a Mohawk out of facial hair?"
Letting Julia draw a pizza john is just as cursed as you would expect, i adore it
Considering the eldritch abominations she's drawn in the past, this one's pretty tame actually
You don’t know how HYPED I WAS to see that Julia did a shirt!!!!
It's so good. Yay, Julia!
"Yep, that's a Julia shirt all right" 😂😂 by which I mean v artsy and mildly terrifying
so beautiful, so Julia 😙👌
Every year I forgot that John grows a mustache for this and I thought I had finally done it by remembering this year…and then he hit us with the “Hank might have a mustache tomorrow” and I feel bamboozled all over again!!
I'm tempted to shave my beard into a mustache to celebrate pizzamas
@@tomrogue13please do it
THE HANKLERSTACHE ERA HAS BEGUN!!!
Leave it to Julia to lean into the body horror aspect of Pizzamas 😂
I highly recommend everyone go read the product descriptions even for ones you definitely won't buy because they're all solid gold
Just looked at them, LOL!!!
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The tour t-shirt one is particularly great!
@@neweyesable Hard agree! I laughed so hard, it's SOOOO good
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Happy Pizzamas nerdfighteria!!! And while I, too, cannot explain the magic and glory that is pizzamas, I am very glad to be here with all of you. As a reminder: Please make responsible financial decisions during pizzamas!! It is a hilarious consumerist holiday, but participating with art, memes, comments, and general merriment are all part of Pizzamas too!
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DFTBA!
What’s the line? “Pizzamas is as much a state of mind as it is a consumerist holiday.”
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@@emmagrace8749 It's a pretty good line. ^^
The THIS MAN ATE MY SON bumper sticker had my giggling in a quiet classroom
That bumper sticker will be going on my car lol
Last week my 20-month-old daughter saw a random guy with a mustache on a TV when we were eating out, and she pointed and said, "Pizza John!" Happy Pizzamas, Nerdfighteria!!
So adorable a baby nerdfighter ❤
😂 love this so much !
It’s Yom Kippur AND Pizzamas! Double whammy 🍕🍕🍕!!!
You gotta break the fast somehow! ^^
Ham and pineapple please
None pizza with... None beef
no pizza till an hour after sunset
@bookworm272 this made me so happy to see; it’s my first (and hopefully only) year away from my family and my home temple for Yom Kippur. Yom Tov!
If we get Pizza Hank. I am going to lose. my. mind. I'm here for it.
In the past, Hank has been Corndog Hank and No Edge Hank, so I'm hoping for Hank in the No Edge Hank shirt, with the pizza stache. We'll find out tomorrow!
@@untappedinkwellI completely forgot about “no edge”. They should bring it back. No edge 😂😂
I'm really, really hoping they do!@@cmeflywva
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I am not sure we could all handle it Pizza Hank shows up. It would be like Beetle mania. Seeing Hank with a mustache might just make me pass out, lol. Who knew cancer could turn you into a sex symbol? 😍😂
No community should take itself TOO seriously. I think two weeks of silliness following the intensity of the last couple weeks is great! I hope it’s a bit of fun respite for you too, John!
It's gonna be an excellent Pizzamas *because* of what we just accomplished together. The community building this year is gonna be excellent. I can feel it. Happy Pizzamas!
Of course Julia’s design is somehow beautiful and horrifying simultaneously
Yep, that's a Julia Jepetit design if ever I've seen one! I should've expected no less. I'm so glad you pulled Drawfee into this delightful madness!
"technically food, or whatever" should be the tagline for the hot sauce 😂
Is it just me or did the Dr Pepper scented bath bomb nearly bring John to tears?
I re-watched that part three times, it was so cute ❤
2:57 johns pure unbridled joy made me actually laugh out loud along with him while I was waiting at my bus stop
I can not WAIT to wear my john eras tour t-shirt to the literal eras tour. My time has come.
That's got to be, like, a prophecy that's being fulfilled.
This is hands down the best Pizzamas merch I've ever seen! I burst out laughing when you said the bath bomb smells like Dr. Pepper
Gold!
I hope John is somewhere on the tuberculosis Wikipedia page as a major advocate cause like… come on.
No mention of John, nerdfighteria, or the actions they have done on the tuberculosis page. There is also no mention on the muti-drug-resistant Tuberculosis page nor on the Bedaquiline page...
This is sad, but it can be rectified...that said, Im not sure John would necessarily want to be on those pages
Of course the Drawfee collab is some absolutely unhinged piece of graphic design from Julia 🤣
John’s being in near tears with joy this whole video over the parody his life has become 😂
It is 2023 on earth 2.0, and the stadium is packed with mustachioed fans. Their chant of Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! is deafening. Traffic clogs the streets around the venue, and jealous plebeians who didn't manage to get their hands on one of the hottest tickets of the season watch from the sidewalk as multicolored lights illuminate the sky above the stands.
The chant dies down, an absence of sound which is louder than any crowd. In the vacuum, a stage light clicks, and a circle of light marks the center of everyone's attention.
John Green enters. He approaches the mic. The crowd stirs in anticipation. He leans in close and says "Tuberculosis is the most deadly disease known to man." A shared intake of breath, and then, the crowd goes wild.
This is Art. A++++ 15/10 no notes.
DRAWFEE PIZZAMAS MERCH!!! I love Julia's T-shirt designs so much and this one is no different, lots of love from that corner
Me - "Happy Pizzamas!"
John - "Did you know pizza was invented by a person with TB?"
Me - "Dammit John."
it feels awesome to know this is my third pizzamas, i know i joined the nerdfighteria a bit late, but these 3 years were great
Of course Julia draws something horrifying yet beautiful
As a new Nerdfighter, it's my first Pizzamas now. I couldn't get much more excited!
Happy First Pizzamas! You're gonna have a great time. Enjoy the extra videos and all of the silliness that comes with it!
Congratulations and welcome! 😆 Happy Pizzamas!
I love that you’re excited and not confused. 😂
The holiday for everyone to smile while enjoying the wonderful absurdity of kindness and pizza.
I love how happy John is!
Pizzamas: that time of the year when I understand what's going on even less than usual.
The Together pizzamas shirt has been ordered as well as the mug and bumper sticker pack. Also I think we need an official pizzamas greeting phrase. Joyous pizzamas feels right to me.
Joyous Pizzamas to you!
and to you as well!@@untappedinkwell
I'm immediately on this wagon. Joyous Pizzamas!
My favourite part of Pizzamas is John's unbridled joy as he discovers the year's merch.
I gotta be honest, the artwork for Pizzamas has never been my jam before. But when you offer me a pizza slicer and a color changing coffee mug I am IN! Jubilant Pizzamas everybody! 🍕🎉🍕🎉
That neon sign went into my cart so fast. I love it.
I'm also one of the fools that bought the Pizza John rug last year at full price and I feel silly now that it's almost half off, but it's for charity so I still call it a win. Haha.
It did not occur to me that we would be getting [insert unexpected facial hair here] Hank and I am SO PSYCHED to find out what it will be!!
Also I bought the pizza cutter because I love a practical Pizza John
Happy Pizzamas everyone🎉!
This is the first one since I joined the community, I’m very exited to celebrate with everyone!
@flowerpetal20 HAPPY PIZZAMAS!
Happy first Pizzamas! You're in for a fun, weird time!
My first Pizzamas too! I'm soooo excited!
@@theazalealemon Happy first Pizzamas!
yes!!! first pizzamas here too!
I'm suprised Julia actually drew the prompt for once😂
Happy Pizzamas to all!
The Pizza John stick figure family in the bumper stickers…made me utter a laugh loud enough to wake the dead.
The Drawfee collab was so very Julia, I knew exactly who drew it before she was mentioned. Haha
I love when my favorite people come together. ♡
I can't wait for you guys start the official Pizza John's pizzeria that becomes a worldwide chain
With all the profits going to charity!
Please allow me to help with this, when the time comes. I can help so much with pizza
Wait can we actually? I think Nerdfighteria could totally do this
This year is really providing us with all I've secretly desired in my little pizza heart: Pizza John pizza equipment and Pizza John clothing that isn't T-shirts (better options for an aging, professional demographic!).
There are fewer Vlogbrothers videos that I love more, these days, then the announcement of the Pizza John merch! The greatest part is john's reaction. Please never let this end.
John, your laugh is absolutely delightful. Happy Pizzamas!
I saw the shirts on the Pizzamas app while at the dr office this morning, waiting for the dr to come in, and when I got to the Eras t-shirt, I laughed so hard, and thought wow, I hope the dr doesn't come in right at this moment because I do not know how to explain Pizzamas lol. (Also dr appt was fine so yay). But really, expert picture selection for each era!
I think this is absolutely the vibes. Last week we did something good, now we celebrate.
Also, was just thinking that we need new oven mits
Happy Pizzamas everyone!! May your pizza be greasy and your bread be garlicky 🍕
Truly a blessing worthy of Pizzamas. Same to you!
And may you bathe in Dr pepper scented water.
The eras tour X pizzamas T-shirt is sooo COOL
I never knew a pizza shaped dr pepper bath bomb was what was missing in my life but here we are
Happy Pizzamas! Every year this makes me want to design a Pizza John shirt, and this year is no exception!
You have to wear the Pizza John x Eras one when you take Alice to see Taylor Swift!
Up next: John overthrows international policy on selling and buying food products so that everyone could buy his hot sauce.
I know the hot sauce can be delivered to Australia because I have a friend there that loves American junk food and absolutely loves hot sauces. I’m going to send one of the Pizza John hot sauce to him.
Heck, some people would probably be delighted to purchase the empty bottl with a hot sauce recipe rolled inside. A Pizzamas message in a bottle, traveling throughout the world...
I FREAKING LOVE THESE DESIGNS THIS YEAR.... god, its hard to do this on a budget lol. I love them all!!!!!!
The sticker pack with the designs should help budget wise! Thank you for making responsible financial decisions. DFTBA! and Happy Pizzamas!
@bhangela same!
Crossing my fingers that someday soon Pizzamas will also have tank top variants of all the designs. They look so great, I want to wear them year round.
A DR PEPPER BATHBOMB?!?! A pizzamas mircle!!!
A haiku about Pizzamas:
Cheesy and Saucy
Tomatoes bring me sweet joy
Caught in my mustache
Oh please do one each day? 😳
This year, I have the honor of participating in Pizzamas financially for the first time. The pizza teamwork shirt is simply too wonderful to not have and wear.
Congrats! You're going to enjoy your shirt so much!
The merch is craaazy this year! Love love love. 🎉 Happy Pizzamas, one and all
Omg, after seeing johns moustache… I really want to see Hank tomorrow with his new beard shaven and a moustache as well!
So excited for Pizzamas, I've been having a really hard time since this Friday. The college that I was attending for graphic design and working in the library of just closed unexpectedly and it has been so stressful.
🤗 That does sound very stressful. I am so sorry.
Happy Pizzamas! We're glad you're here.
His joy at the beginning of every Pizzamas is so extremely infectious and the reason I can never wait for Pizzamas to return! I was hoping the hot sauce was similar to your homemade one and with the confirmation from you I do believe I’ll be getting some of that this year
I love Pizzamas so much. Merry Pizzamas to all those who celebrate. We’re pizza because!! 🍕🎄
we're pizza because!!!
we're pizza because!
I was anticipating some tuberculosis-themed Pizza John merch, but I realize that that might not be quite the vibe for fighting the world's deadliest infectious disease. And, with the great stuff that's on the catalog this year, I can't be disappointed.
John’s joy is contagious
I've been watching you guys for almost 2 years and I still don't quite understand Pizzamas. But I still love it.
And I hate tomatoes, so I don't even eat "normal" pizza.
I've been around since 2010, and the best explanation I have for Pizzamas is it is a slice of weird magic wrapped up in community and silliness. Happy Pizzamas!
I love vids where puff levels are low and John is giddy. It makes me so happy.
"It's like technically food or whatever"
- Pizza John, about Pizza John's Hot Sauce
Happy Pizzamas Everyone! Pizzamas , a true miracle of nerdfighteria, born of mysterious circumstances, confusing but always working for the good of society and above all, brings with it the annual festival that every community needs to celebrate and rejoice each other and e-commerce! All hail Pizza John!
Hear hear!! Happy Pizzamas and DFTBA!
Happy Pizzamas everyone!!! 🍕🍕🍕
As a first time Pizzamas enjoyer but a panic attack veteran this video was exactly the right level of silliness to ease my current anxiety, thank you again John!!
I don't know why, but this year, seeing the moustasche just made me so irrationally happy! Happy Pizzamas everyone!
I’d love to buy a Pizzamas zine!
i honestly never dreamed of this man...infact most people in my dreams have no faces😅
Watching this on 1.5 speed increase....best giggles, man. Such a happy video!
I actually gasped out loud at the prospect of both brothers having mustaches for pizzamas.
And next - we neeeeeeeed Hank's dance with all the T-shirts!!!
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Oh I hope so!
It's Pizzamas time!
Time for mustachioed John
And weirdness for health
Already ordered my blanket because last years was so awesome, please keep making the nice blankets
If you turn up the resolution, full screen, and pause the video you can see the Pizza John. 🤯Its a Pizzamas Miracle!!
I was hoping for merch that says TB or not TB there is no question
PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAMASSS🎉 🎄
I love how John can barely hold back his laughter throughout the entire video! Merry Pizzamas, one and all!!
The sheer joy John has every year for the Pizzamas merch makes me smile so much.
Hank should shave ONLY the mustache that way you two combined will have a full beard. Lol.
Yes. I like this idea.
I fail to see why a bath bomb that smells like pizza would be a bad thing.
Same for people running around smelling like Dr. Pepper, lol. ❤
The way John opens his own merch like a dad on Christmas
the glee in John's voice is just as magnificent as the designs
the wiplash the news people must feel one week low prices or we will keep taunting you next week buy a tshirt with me with on it but not the normal me
ALL OF THE PIZZAMAS MERCH THIS YEAR IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!
Did I hear you right? Drawfee collab? First Hank's animals he wishes were real, and now a Pizza John shirt?
I love the bumper stickers so much, I don't even have a car I'm just gonna stick some to my bass guitar's case. Can't wait to pull out my bass so the world can read 'THIS MAN ATE MY SON" with your face on it, John
Trying to explain why I have a mustachioed man on my shirt with pizza under it is difficult, but trying to explain why I have many shirts of this kind but in different formats is almost impossible and I love it
The loading screen in the Pizzamas app is No Edge Hank. Whoever came up with that deserves a hug and a year of all the pizza they can eat 🥲
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Yesssssssssssssss.
Thank you for noticing. :D When I pitched it, I was hoping people would enjoy the easter egg!
This video just unlocked a memory about how my mom got me a Pizza John shirt for Christmas in like 2010 or whatever, and now I'm just really upset that I must have gotten rid of that shirt at some point.
I have never been more excited for a Pizzamas. The items this year are so good!!!
The range John has from “speaks at the UN about TB” to “unboxes merch featuring his mustachioed face” is why I love following this channel