Imagine showing this to a 19th century factory worker who lost his fingers in a steel-cutting machine. "This is what she does for a living. She makes more money than three generations of your family combined."
@@Van_Tache I think that women can breed from a very early age. A lot of girls from my school were 11 or 12 and they were having babies. But then pregnancy is probably much more risky, though.
@@seanieempire4014 this is the result of not hearing our imouto daughter wife for days (I was like super busy for a week, and well, I missed this gremlin's voice)
As someone who just started watching your videos, your one of my favorite vtubers, and i love all your videos. I hope you feel better and can't wait until you get back 🖤💜
I was listening to this in the restaurant, when the waiter asked me what I want to order so I had to stay there with a straight face and tell him me order while listening to this 💀💀 (This video is now in my workout playlist)
She said it with so much passion this couldn't have been mere acting.
method acting
If she never goes outside it could be real.
you can't fool the audience if you can't fool yourself
acting?
she knows her audience and that's it, nothing more
This was the most unhinged version of this I've ever heard. Wonderful performance
Method acting expert
She made it sound so real
I'm just glad she finally got around to doing it. We've done it boiz, she's finally done all of the femcel memes live on stream!
Performance?
@@ffwast"acting"
This is the longest minute I ever experienced
If I ever get put on death row I’m playin this video so it’ll feel like a eternity.
It's just crazy how well Voiced this is, on top of it sounding really wrong and dangerous. XD
didn't realize it was a minute long until I see this
Shondo does that a lot
Real
imagine her saying that while running on fours lmao
💀💀💀
With her back pointed at the floor
She’s not wearing her puppy model unfortunately
MonkaChrist
💀💀💀💀
Imagining her mother and sister listening to her shouting as they sit in the next room.
Rip to all nearby boys. They have no idea what Shondo is capable of.
I volunteer as tribute
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie in that head of hers
I'll take the risk
Shes hungry, shes cannibal
Nah, I'd win
She put her heart and soul into this xD
у витуберш нет души
@@SiMBi0ZZA Ergo everyone is UA-camr.🤔
the shondo special
Imagine showing this to a 19th century factory worker who lost his fingers in a steel-cutting machine.
"This is what she does for a living. She makes more money than three generations of your family combined."
He would disintegrate on the spot
Fuckin WORTH
"..."
"...bollocks, but... it does... make a certain degree of sense."
And then he became a rockstar
Thank the universe we don't have time machines so you don't shatter their existence
I feel like I'm hearing the rambles of a small wendigo before I can actually see it.
more like me when i see a wendigo
Spoiler alert: Wendigos wear deer skulls to hide that they're actually anime girls wearing costumes.
Fun fact: in some rare cases, a wendigo does kidnap a human to breed, so yeah, wendigo wife is canon
@@daaringasai666 Well "wendigo" is just the Algonquin name for "cannibal." I'd imagine cannibals can get married like everyone else.
@@daaringasai666 That's not a fun fact because that's not how wendigo myths work, you goober.
Don’t look at me I showered this morning
Same
I showered last night so can't be me
@@jerryalbus1492 you too? OwO
Don't worry fellas, I will sacrifice myself to protect you all! 😭😭😭
No brother, i came from the future its my job to protect them all including you. 🗿
I come from the future future of the future! The future of all futures amd ive been sekt here to sacrifice myself for all of your sake for humanity
Don't figth hero's, take turns
Do not fret, I shall take the fall here. Your souls are too valuable to be meaninglessly discarded like this
No no, stand back. I will be the one to stop her as her father...as her DADDY
shondo has locked in on us! RUN! RUN!!!! *proceeds to run towards her*
"I'll hold her off, now GO!"
@@LecherousLizard no no, I wouldnt want you to suffer on my account, I'll stay and stall her
@@kyuugetsu3387 _[smirks] [runs into the battle with sword raised, Aragorn style]_
@@LecherousLizard *does an aggressive Merry and Pippin sprint*
Shondo is back and she's as cute and funny as well as breedable as ever.
Yes yes and *y e s*
Pretty sure she is still being silly, but at least Saali is back
😭
You break into someone's house and the owner comes back and you just here her say this
Hear*
@@jeffmiste3181 theres a edt button
RUN
Imagine having UA-cam on autoplay while doing the laundry and this clip is blasting at full volume from your speakers with the windows open.
The fact she didn’t hyperventilate is amazing for such a small girl with small lungs
I've been ridiculed for my room being covered in my smell, so yeah probably
When I was young my room smelled so strong of things I can't talk about on UA-cam, if a female went in she probably would've end up pregnant.
More specifically your room is filled with the fluids of your passion for cunny 😭😭 -(pov: I can only say this in internet because it's weird af)-
According to my family, my room smells like sleep.
@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon Like it or not, this is what peak shondo viewer looks like. That and "Cute and funny 😭"
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
Oh no, wifey has hit puberty. She has expired. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But now she's literally breedable. 💢💢😭😭😭
@@Van_Tache always has been
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
TIME TO GIVE HER AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM OF OUR KIDS 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Van_Tache I think that women can breed from a very early age. A lot of girls from my school were 11 or 12 and they were having babies.
But then pregnancy is probably much more risky, though.
@@inquebravel1570 what
Shondo is unironically a very talented voice actress (as well as breedable)
shondo is completely unhinged i love it
play Cave Story
I was on the living room tv
F
F
F
F
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Its times like these that I'm most grateful to the dude that invented headphones
I have only one thing to say after watching this on speaker phone near my family..
S M A S H !
Yeah, I'd probably smash my phone to if this started playing near em
Sweet home alabama
@@jerryalbus1492 I wasnt gonna smash me family but damn its alabama
The reverse cute and funny is just irresistible 😭😭
Humanity if we were less civilized and in smaller numbers than we are.
Closing my eyes this is paradise I'm hearing from little wifey
She's dehydrated
The fact that she collabed with DudeThatsWholesome but not DudeThatsLewd will haunt me forever.
Me watching shondo being unhinged like this says a lot about my mental.
*turns on loop video*
Glad to see another Shondo clip, also good luck to any boys that she found.
The rescue team will never find the bodies.
The heck you mean “good luck”
Am I in danger or something
…
Wait nvm this was two months ago…
… probably fine
Its kinda scary when Shondo makes me hard intentionally, I don't like the feeling of losing control.
I miss her bros. I hope shes okay.
SHES POSTED ON TWITTER SHES OKAY BROS! WE ARE SO BACK! 😭😭
Clearly she read my comment and was worried. All me guys. No need to thank me.
@@Professorkek hey man thanks for helping me out trying to save my dog by using your Lamborghini Aventador
… what?
Wha- what happened..?
@@seanieempire4014 She was on a hiatus for a few months for mental health reasons
this is the type of shit i live for
I’ve been told many a time, that I have no maidens, here we see the effects of no boys.
I love her so much
Smell is underrated asf 😭
HELL YEAH!!!!! IT'S TIME TO BREED.!
Guys. I've been hiding for 3 hours. I'm getting hungry. Send help before she finds me!
Let her find you, you won't regret it
Don't you love lolis?
Sometimes you have to make sacrifices. You will be missed
I am witnessing a fricken crime scene that played out two months ago
…
Oh my goodness
Finally a woman that can understand how real men of culture feel.
TOO CUTE, TOO FUNNY!!!!!
Shodo please come back I'm missing the cute and funny daily clips 😭😭😭
that was the nicest compliment I've ever heard
If I'm ever feeling sad I know I can just watch a shondo clip an be so utterly shocked at what I see, all the sad evaporates form my body.
Sorry Shondo I WILL be saving this for later.
Lmao, she is too good at this
I live alone. I have thick walls. I'm on the second floor. I still feel the need to turn the volume down. Lol. Lmao.
I... I feel scared, guys. My instincts just says: run
The IRS upon getting a whiff of my latest paycheck
🤣
So Shondo's been on the hunt while she's been gone.
So i opened this in a crowded place full volume on an escalator with people behind me and in front of me and now i no longer go outside
I love her so much. I hope she gets better soon
I couldn't tell if that was a bit or if she was genuinely excited😂
This at 3AM is killing me
Wife gone, think about wife, regret 😞
you know i never thought she would creep me out, i thought i was too far gone for that, but this got me.
I missed wife
Wifey..... where are you wifey..... come back wifey.....
I smell only a shondo
N ow I believe when Shondo said clippers take everything out of context because I really cannot even fathom.
I've listened to this for like an hour straight on repeat... it's addicting
Help
?!
How
I have many questions
@@seanieempire4014 this is the result of not hearing our imouto daughter wife for days (I was like super busy for a week, and well, I missed this gremlin's voice)
@@hayamimakoto6192 …
Oh
K then..
@@hayamimakoto6192 … o-ok, interesting…
This creeps me out so much more than I thought it would. LOL
Gosh dang it, I thought this was a meme vid or smth and once I clicked it , someone exactly went in my room while with my high ass tablet volume
" Run boy run. They're coming after you. Run boy run.." 😂😂
She is immune to being surrounded by shower-allergic War Thunder nerds
Man
I really like Shondo
* Megadeth starts playing in the background *
It was my fault that I clicked on this video, my fault that i had my volume on 50%
I missed her so much❤
I was gonna clean my house, but never mind. I have different things in my head now.
Shondo: _(enthusiastically ties boy to bed frame)_ This is for your safety, so you don't fall down. 🪢
...And here I have drawn a viagram of your daily meals.
@@SzaraSzarancza: viagram → diagram (neither Google Search nor Images think that word is spelled correctly).
Best thing I saw and heard all day 😂
"To be desired is perhaps the closest anybody in life can reach to feeling immortal"
- Unknown
i can dig that
*me scared on the floor shaking locked the bathroom door* I'm so scared
She's been trained well... 😏
I miss my Imouto-wife 😞 I hope she is okay
I had a dream last night where she had come back and streamed
Imagine the reaction entering my room lmao
...And that class, is the Legend of the WereShondo. Whenever there's a boy near, she will appear. Then...SHE GETS YA!!!
I heard this copy pasta so much... This is the most Unhinged and most passionate one ive seen.
She's grown up now. It's legal.
She is giving me strong Nifty vibes.
As someone who just started watching your videos, your one of my favorite vtubers, and i love all your videos. I hope you feel better and can't wait until you get back 🖤💜
The boy in question is gonna get dried out
Me when a young girl walks by 😭
Damn, this vtubers get more relatable each day.
Best ASMR we have ever recieved from her 😂😂😂
fuck she knows im in her walls now
She's more down bad than Bao... Somebody get the SCP foundation to contain this💀💀💀
soft and squishy damnn
???
@@literally_jesu puffy as well
H-huh???????
Why????????
You know, it's all fun and games until it happens to you irl. It's terrifying.
My FBI agent: 👁️👄👁️
You may leave sir, you are innocent.
Thank you now the whole classroom is side-eyeing me.
I dont feel comfortable even facing my family anymore.
Haven't they smelled you often enough? Oh... that's really sad.
@@SzaraSzarancza ik
😭😭😭 shunny 😭😭😭
I was listening to this in the restaurant, when the waiter asked me what I want to order so I had to stay there with a straight face and tell him me order while listening to this 💀💀
(This video is now in my workout playlist)
I miss her silly tantrums…
Even with headphones on, I still needed to lower the volume around my family.
Shondo is too precious.
This audio’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight while somethings chasing me
This is the time where you'd rather switch to porn if someone walks in. It's easier to explain 😂