Reviewing people's sons ft. Crisp jr.
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2021
- If you have a son you'd like me to review. then you're not a good parent.
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Never talk to me or my son ever again
bruh
Bruh
You seem like you know a lot about big chungus
Sup bro
Bruh
This is my parents comparing me to other kids
Yes, just yes
@@iamplate1819 Just, yes just
Lol
@@LegoBootyClapper tsuj,sey, tsuj
Bruh..
Calling your son Gilgamesh without knowing the story of Gilgamesh is exactly how you end up in your son’s tragic backstory.
Basically like naming your son after a guy who stole people's women at weddings
Basically like naming your son Icarus
Naming him after the guy that stopped stealing women after meeting a homie
I was Gilgamesh in a play 😂
who/what is gilgamesh
1:29 Twitter artists be like
true
Except it turns out %101 worse
You mean 1:36?
@@ghostzach..5596 it’s more accurate with the “I’m going to fix him”
@@MrMozzie ok
If they have a bad son, then tell them to get a new one
As of Thursday May 6, 2021 at 6:11 eastern time, this comment has 69 likes.
asd
@@saucymemes6696 specific what the fuck
It's all fun and games until they adopt a new son and kick the old one out at 11-years-old.
@@buttercupkat oh no
I like how he just made Crisp Jr Gilgamesh with a rat nose
tgmn
@@PlanetComputer oh ok
@@GooberInternet what does that mean
Ikr?
@@i-am-a_person8598 Teenage Gutant Minja Nurtles
"Not many babys have a tooth, also funny ones."
The Spongebob Series says otherwise!
gjhk
Key words not many
I know the joke
@@extremugandaknucklesfan But, in Spongebob everybody as a baby had 1 funni tooth. So it would be many.
not MANY ugh what a big ol (Smart and high intelligence human being :) )
An exception does not overthrow the rule.
I have a son too, his name is question the question mark, he's so popular you can find him in a lot of places like in questions
??
@@johnlothian3440 there is his twin
@Simple Weirdo *we require more to take over all of literature and areas*
@Simple Weirdo yes of course, for those who help us with our quest and what we want to do, you shall all get a place in my rulings >:)
!
Gilgamesh is best boy 🥰
Mhm.
Faccs
@@zoepaws him and koops from paper Mario ttyd
I hope, he will be so epic, he will bring back the Sumeria.
yes
I always knew green was the superior choice of color for a son
Purple is where it's at.
@IAmWater Dead is also a close second. I like the lifeless emotion it gives me.
sdzfa
Its a creative color
Yea my son is blue since 2 days and isnt moving or even doing his chores around the House >:( Just dissapointed and i Think if he was green he would be bether.
Me: *hears Gilgamesh*
My brain: *fate unlimited blade works fate stay night flashbacks*
It's very brave of him to choose to be green, I heard it's not easy.
Fun fact in ancient legend Gilgamesh's best friend and adopted brother is called enkidu who is a bull horned behemoth who used to live in the woods
I'm pretty sure Gilgamesh is a boss in a video game called
"Blood 2"
I think the bosses full name is "Gilgamesh destroyer of realities"
So let’s see we have ancient hero Gilgamesh, video game gilgamesh, and anime gilgamesh
What about final fantasy?
@@regirock7313 What about Doobus Goobus Gilgamesh?
Blood one is better.
If i made my character purple, what grade you you give it?
11/20
10192919q0/10
like a 5
7/10
1 just 1
"Now here's how you don't do a son"
Just a protip: never call your son "junior" okay?
And to all you juniors out there, i feel for you. Chances are pretty good your mom screamed/moaned your names during sex...
Who says audible words during sex?
@@alex.g7317 apparently your mom
L
@@Wubbywubster ur mad
If you hear someone moaning
"*name here* JR"
That's a problem
Why do I feel like a fight with those sons is incoming?
tgmn
rat poison
Review of my son :
He is a rock
A+++++++
tgmn
Me
I Adopted my Frickin Phone as My Daughter Cuz the Female Voice in Google Assistant
(my Phone is a Vivo BTW)
B+
The They Might Be Giants ref is great. One of the most nostalgic music videos from my earlier childhood.
“He sounds like a video game boss”
Hmmm… I WONDER.
ah yes I would like to see the updated epic of gilgamesh in the archeological section of the museum
Imagine Growing up and Being known as the "F- Baby"
Not ganna lie, this is like a semi legit review and i love that. Great points were made
2:02 aww that little hand shake was so cute
As his uncle I approve
Yes
The virgin Crisp Jr. Vs the chad gilga mesh
ye
"Hes a ca- hes got his outline now"
Let's see
The outline is clean
Green is also my favorite color
Funni tooth is iconic
The diaper is (insert nice compliment)
And that's all so A i guess
1:18 oh god... Doobus goobus racism detected
"THat shows ThaT Im The HippenEst HoppenEst Guy"
Having played ffxiv, can confirm Greg is a great video game boss name. Your son should be proud.
“this is how you don’t do a son”
I’m glad you like green, my favorite color
This is the best collab ever Bc most just say awww your baby you drew is so cute BUT YOU ROAST EM WHOOOOOO
Just wanna say I was blown away by your sons part in the eternals
Thank you Doobus Goobus, very cool.
My son is a goomy named Butterball and he will grow to be a handsome goodra like his father.
I've never seen the video that started it but I'm glad I did. The only baby that this segment reviewed was crips' and it was just a roasting session lol
Now I will do my review:
1: no
2: no
3: no
My review is done
Magnificent
I can't wait for Gilgamesh to reclaim his memories and take back his kingdom
That's Galuf.
Not Gilgamesh.
My theory is that in the doobus world characters need out lines in order to stay alive or else they just melt
this is what i first thought of when i first saw ryan's family review
Doobus Is such a great dad
So… when entering the white cartoon void, you NEED an outline
Now we know Doobus's weakness... blue.
This is the most imparcial comparison I have ever seen in my life.
"This is how you don't do a son" I have never heard that sentence once in my life.
The son review lol
0:28 Aaaachtually Gilgamesh was a ruler of Mesopotamia, and was a demi-god
Final Fantasy V had Gilgamesh.
That's what he's referencing.
Crisp rat: you dare appose me mortal
fight me >:( rat
@@gilgamesh1549 he will have a nice play date with you >:)
@@lazybuilders4720 oh it's goin down
Thank you for your tips Mr.Goobus i shall name my future Son Genghis Khan
Lucky, my child has only 4 perfect stats and wrong nature
Yes, green is a very good colour.
And thus my introduction to a green funny guy
Never have I been soo early to something soo special .
How about Dababy, didn't see him in there
"not many baby have teeth"
Wow Spongebob has teeth when he is a fettus
The description though lmao
doobus goobus son tier list 2021
I agree with all of this
Gilgamesh is def S tier, Crisp Jr. Redesign is B+ tier maybe even low A- tier, base Crisp Jr. Is D- tier at best and quintuple F- tier at worse
We've been driving around.. from one end of the town to the other .. and back
Crisp jr just wasn't built for the cartoon void
pog
You've stayed basic with your son's appearance.
Respect.
Doobus goobus remember the color blue is legendary
i subed and liked and ur back videos are funny
My son is the best hide&seek player, last time we played i couldnt and still cant find him for 8 years.
So yea my wife is leaving m-
0:16 green is not a creative color
Comment if ya get the reference
Hug Me Im Not Scared
i like how you drew the gilgamesh from the TMBG video
0:25 bro was that Gilgamesh drawing a reference to the band “there will be giants” if so
You are a man of great taste
I swear to God, you and Cr1tikal need to do a side commentary one day.
Anyone here agree? 😆
1:37 YOU RUINED HIM
I officially like this guy. His favorite color is green. Green is good. Green is life.
"His name is gilgamesh"
My brain: *hey isn't that from fate-*
Me: *n o*
guy in the audience: "hey i like stinkybluerat... what a jurk..."
sending this to my dad for fathers day
This is pretty much Goten vs Gohan in a nutshell
“Hes a car-“
please be true i want him to be car.
How about the Aqua color, or Cyan or Indigo even!? I love those colors! Just some advice lol
Stinky blue rat: look how you massacred my boy
It's good that he *decided* to be green
he’s a car- HES GOT HIS OUTLINE!
this is what i call a good drama
I think goobus is a dream stan
Un doobus goobus blue is the legendary coler
This came out on my birthday
And the fight begins
“Name sounds like a Video game boss”
Ironic
Nice tmbg reference with that Gilgamesh drawing
why was i notified of this video 2 years later
0:40 "NOW THIS HOW YOU DON'T DO A SON"
I wish their is a plushie of Baby Doobus Goobus
Turned into an upgrade video.
crisp jr. looks like a cookie monster donut
Every video I watch I watch about 5 times
Me when my favorite color is blue ;-;
Yo. Maybe sequel could be the taste test?
When it takes blue to make green