We tried to rob youtubers...
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2020
- We needed money
★ Thank you to the youtubers featured in this video! -
Gus Johnson - tinyurl.com/kurfrnh
Eddy Burback - tinyurl.com/vsbcmfn
NakeyJakey - tinyurl.com/yxlb3ubd
Sven Johnson - tinyurl.com/t5uznen
Abelina Sabrina - tinyurl.com/st8ccsp
Macro - tinyurl.com/y6m8yfbz
CaptainSparklez - tinyurl.com/bthk9av
Smosh - tinyurl.com/bqhcxfz
OfflineTV (Pokimane, Michael Reeves, Scarra, Fedmyster) - tinyurl.com/tr65ab8
The Mob (Avalanche, Froste, Classify, Mako) - tinyurl.com/vfbaw38
And to Condi for editing this video! - tinyurl.com/qvpyufe
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"8700 dollars on this bed, huh?"
"how'd you even count it that fast?!?"
scarra you fool. schlatt doesn't need to count the cash. he can just tell. it's part of being such a talented businessman
He can weigh money with his eyes
Skungus i- love that
A skill that can only be learned at Harvard (because he went there).
Olivia I
Love your profile picture
Owen Foss did he actually go to Harvard or is that just a joke?
Everyone: *stealing stuff*
Schlatt: *busts a hole in the wall*
@Phalanx then it would be entering, and what's wrong with that?
I was honestly surprised that they let them do that
@@6tango16 let them?
@Alex A notice how there was already a hole before he started doing it and also someone said "how did you punch this with your hand".
In other words
Schlatt more like a boss
Da fuck i be without my schlatt
I like how while backing up Michael instinctively reached for his taser in his pocked but misses and gets tased
I know right 😂
Michael always bring his backup taser
Nice to see people are still watching lunch club
I was the 1000th like
Tbh if I saw 4 men with tasers walking out of my closet saying in the most deadpan tone, “Michael reeves, we’ve come to tase you”. I would whiff the quick draw too
Charlie: **easily hops over fence**
Ted: **trying as hard as possible to not fall off the roof**
The others: **breaks fence while Charlie watches with pure confused terror**
Timestamp?
@@suspicouspig8683 14:00
@@earlysteven123 ty
I get the feeling Carson told Gus to “talk shit about him,” and they were like “Yeah, I got you fam.”
Knowing Gus he probably wasn't doing it because he was told to do it
I got you on camera
Wow really
So when the Lunch Club steals things from UA-camrs, its called "quality content" but when I rob others it's considered a "major crime" and I have to "go to court"?
This really be a bruh moment
Would’ve been a quality comment without the bruh
Honestly same
Literally me
Because you don't have enough subs bro
There’s something really funny about schlatt walking in with a nerf gun and with a New York accent going “hey! How ya doin buddy?!” And immediately robbing someone 💀
Yeah 😂
Average afternoon in Brooklyn
the lunch club had so much potential
gee i hope nothing bad happens to that group
Yeah but I'm pretty sure they're gonna comeback when the covid is over over! 😃😭😃
@@BlazyDayz Hmmm will that even happen? I dont think so
@@BlazyDayz surely
@@BlazyDayz hahah so who’s gonna tell ‘em?
Pokimane: “what about Carson?”
Carson’s ass cheeks: “hi”
whole room went shaking like a fucking earthquake
His dumpy
The sound of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
Calibre atsuko kagari best girl
@@lukasyee2296 hell yeah shes best girl
"You got $8700 on this bed, huh"
"How did you count it that fast"
Schlatt being a businessman as always
B U I S N E S S
Schlatt: m o n i
yes I'm not creative *c a s h*
Do I have to remember you that he has a Harvard degree?
Maximiliano Militzer you know him, you know him
12:36 when jshlatt doesn’t even crouch he just walks in bro XDDD
he really said "bitch im invisible you can't see me"
They were so kind to the captain, nobody can be rude to such a legend.
Carson: "this is a robbery"
Sparkles: "ok come on in, take your shoes off please and thanks :)"
that's how to avoid getting shanked, it's big brain move
nice guy jordan
@@teeges jardon
**steals UA-cam channel**
He doesn't get many guests
Schlatt: "Your mother's operation?"
Scarra: "yes"
Schlatt "welp... hope you have some for yours"
*Unloads*
I was cracking up at that part XD
He's too good
I swear Schlatt could be a Bond villain
Bro i'm literally crying lmfao
Schlatt is literally a real life cartoon villain
imagine what this channel could have been if the carson drama didnt happen
It would be heaven
Ikr? A UA-cam Renaissance it would have been. Atleast people like schlatt Ted and even slime hangout still
i miss him :(
Michael keeps that mf thang on him. Note how at 10:11, he taps his back pocket to make sure that he has his weapon. Call it a quick inventory search. At 10:13 when the attack commences, he attempts to equip his taser, but is unable to, as the enemy overwhelms him. Finally, at 10:19, during an ever so brief moment of peace, Michael finally equips his taser and launches his counter attack on the perpetrators. In conclusion, I have no life.
based opinion, sadly L + ratio
@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!
@@Blooker01 thank you, sir
@@E_xtinctPower lmao you tried it!
Carson: "we are robbing you."
Captain sparkles: "so anyways i started showing them my house."
Basically
Jordan is so polite I love him
It turned into a really nice house tour. I love Jordan, man.
Jordan is actually really polite.
ua-cam.com/video/KJ6s3ftPrkU/v-deo.html
-“That’s for my mom’s operation!”
-“Your mother’s operation?
Well...
_Hope you have some for yours.”_
Carazy123 *top ten one-liners of all time*
“What kind of operation is your mother running?”
Said moments before death
Carazy123 what if his mom actually needed an operation
SndFX2 then we’ll just have to hope he has some for his.
Lunch club was fun while it lasted
the only issue with this video is that every time i rewatch it now having listened to the podcast episode they talked about it on, i notice the gate slam onto charlie's foot every time and i feel that intense sudden pain with him.
Is it the chuckle sandwich podcast?? What episode?
@@theothatgaymf not the chuckle sandwich pod, but the lunch club pod
How to steal like Jshlatt
-Walk in
-Take something
-walk out
-dont let them ask questions
Also threaten and then shoot them
Hell yes.
Important notice: if the Schlatt Walk is not pulled off succesfully, chances of the operation going the desirable way shall be much less.
the mobs backyard fence was no match for 4 very strong men
Are u gay yumi
Yumi you main recruit x
Imagine what 10 big men could do that fence
Yumi how much did they pay you to say that?
Yumi More like 4 very BIG men
16:32 the fact that Charlie just comes in with a toaster
12:30 ngl that was a cool ass one-liner
They're taking everyone's lunch money.
Brian Torres did you just referenced the God forsaken UA-cam channel known as Cinema Sins
Seinfeld credits here
Well, they are the lunch club, how else do you think they eat and fund their podcasts X3
Dead_Ins!de 04
D E U S E X M A C H I N A
CaptainSparkles was only so calm during his robbery was because he knew he could take any of them out at any second.
GSO Panda lol so true tho
also he's so rich that anything they would steal wouldn't make a dent in his wallet
He could flex and his shirt would disintegrate into ashes.
And after standing over the bloody heap that was once lunch club he could have spat upon them and uttered the ultimate curse "pickleboy"
GSO Panda he knew he could replace it in like 3 hours
Schlatt:Literally breaking the wall on the first try
Everybody else: not being able to
Ted: on the second try
17:04
It wasn’t the first try tho
Seeing schlatt without a beard is... strange
“You yourself are the son of a car”
Schlatt: WHEEZE
Wha? XD
5:56
agree
I hate that joke
It is the most overused joke I hear about my name
I feel like the black guy being the only person to notice anything wrong was an intentional joke
Joke?
I have a feeling the whole mob were told that it was a bit except for him
@@yodanobunga9238 what bit?
Nah, Ava's just the only smart one in the group
Lol
Schlatt used to give off Comical Henchman vibes now he gives off Intimidating Mob Boss vibes
Michel having a tazer with him: perfectly normal.
This really made me think, aren't robberies technically just violent house tours
ballin Stalin robbers are house designers. They are apart of the minimalist trend. So they take what you wanted not needed. Also, they may leave the house a little dirtier compared to when they first enter. The reason is, when they leave, you can really feel the space around you when you fix it up your self. See, they want you to get connected with your belongings, better yet, the lack of belongings. Robbers make you connect with the stuff left over so you can cherish them.i mean, lunch club are heros, what can I say.
Blake the great 1234 I hate how much this makes sense
You aren’t funny
@@stickylungs that's hurtful but probably accurate
Lol
Schlatt with his eyes covered by a hat is menacing.
ゴゴゴゴ
"Yare yare"
*Menacing*
he looks like a teenage roadman from the uk
Schlatt is scary
he've always been menacing wdym
He looks like Jotaro but acts like a 1980's NYC mobster, and I'm all for it!
10:08 “The closet. You opened it. We came.”
Jschlatt just casually walking into pokemons room is hilarious.
this feels like watching someone’s high school final film project
lunch club babyyyy
And I love it.
It's Charlie's film he is gonna submit for his school projects
Ikr
Carson: "Uh Hey Were Here To Rob You"
Sparklez: "Oh Cool! Do you mind taking your shoes off first?"
That’s weirdly wholesome
“Let’s rob this bitch!”
hes so chill. and giving a tour to everyone.
So here’s all my expensive things
And the computers that my channel relies on
Dude his house was so nice
Legend says that The Mob haven't gotten there stuff back to this day
So funny how in the foreseeable future what charlie was holding there could have built him a business empire 4:15
Everyone else in lunch club: *stealths through poki's room*
Carson: *Trips on escape*
Schlatt: *Effortlessly chad walks in and out*
*Schlatt walks
Michael Jones what?
@@guyfieri4017 it's called the schlatt walk
Mucnic the Jschlatt walk = Chad Walk ??
@@guyfieri4017 the schlatt walk is the ultimate Chad walk
Schlatt and Noah just storming in Scarra's room is like a scene from a Mafia movie. Also Everyone just stealing from Poki's room is too funny.
And the most Intimidating thing about that scene is The One Winged Angel playing in the background
bru travis stealing from pokies bathroom was hilarious he's such a big guy but so elegant
Jchlatt but ok
I like how everyone is super sneaky robbing poki then theres schlatt and Carson just casually strolling in
bout to end this man's whole career what?
Gosh I miss this group so much before. I wish they would get back together. Even after everything that happened
here after tom simons litteraly just yanked this video
Pfttt I thought I was the only one to see a great resemblance between the two videos
Poki: "what about Carson?"
Carson: *THUD*
the whole fucking room just SHOOK with the vibrations of carson thicc, meaty ass hitting the floor at such a velocity
@@cas6174 IM CRYING🧿👄🧿💀💀💀
OBUNGA don’t do that that’s gross
@@cas6174 Lmao🧿👄🧿
Dr. Hummbox CARSON
Captain Sparklez: you are the son of a car
Carson:
Jschlatt: *demonic wheezing*
I like you're profile picture
Time stamp
@@adityaagrawal5385 5:52
Yes. He is
Yes
Lunch Club could’ve been one of the best things to happen to UA-cam 😢
In an alternate timeline
It’s so hilarious how chill captainsparklez is about getting robbed
the way schlatt walks and talks while robbing scarra makes him seem like a mafia member
Has that NY accent and everything
Seriously though
@@Rileylego-fq6wc ikr 😱
He's a natural.
He is
I love how Ted and Schlatt actually look like they could be robbers
you didnt see how schlatt walked into pokis room casually
ItzTyTy it aint his first rodeo if ya know what i mean
i love how the just casually went up to captain sparklez and said "we're gonna rob you" and he just accepted it
After listening to chuckle sandwich and then finding out Charlie was a (or still is) parkour enthusiast makes the fact he jumped the fence easily make sense.
And I feel special knowing that fact (:
Schlatt walking into Poki’s room like an Oblivion NPC
He went in with absolutely zero fucks. A plug walk like that just constantly radiates big ball energy
@@xeno8801 it's bc shlatt is a Chad
What time mark??
@@katyamerrick9130 12:35
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i love how they were genuinely respectful in Jordan’s house because it’s a literal mansion
no one else asked them to take their shoes off, so of course they realized it was a civilized home
They’re criminals. Not monsters.
Back again after Innit blatantly ripped this video
ong
Oh No, As iF tHeY weRe AlL nOt fRieNd.
4:16 after accidentally opening a door to heaven seeing the pearly gates and all they had to offer ted is distraught that the paradise waiting after death is nothing but dissapointment and in this moment of realization ted can only scream "there is nothing" to us all we saw was a blinding light that almost completely enveloped Teds body once the ethereal door shut ted was left in the empty room his mortal mind being blown by what he had just saw convinces himself that the nothing he saw is the empty room he currently stands in forgetting the dissapointment that waits after all of our deaths
I love how everybody is sneaking and then Schlatt just walks in with his absolute alpha-male power walk
the s c h l a t t w a l k
the schlatt walk can not be contained. more powerful than even Big Lion himself.
He is the tank of the group
Hes a stand user
Zachary Kira oh? A fellow JoJo fan?
Robbing everyone and anyone: boohoo don't take my money
Robbing Michael reeves: *so you've come to tango with the Rango?*
Easily the most dangerous person they robbed and yet they only stealthed through poki's room
I only do loud heist on pokimane room just to here razermind
They appeared and Michaels just like “oh your approaching me?”
He is the king of tazers doe
i just imagine theres like 5 robbers in his room middle of the night and he just says "so you've come to tango with the Rango?" the robbers look at eachother confused like "wtf?" and then he just pulls out a fucking taser gun (semi-auto gun that literally shoots active tasers) then michael says "well then... PREPARE FOR DOMINATION!!!!!"
and its fucking hilarious
I am scared because Ted and schlatt seem weirdly experienced with this
No one:
Michael when he's had enough of being tased: I HAVE A TASER TOO BI- *cuphead battle music starts playing*
Travis and schlatt have the most confidence in robbing people as they have the most chaotic energy. No one can question them as there is nothing to question
Thotimusprime Official they have experience
What about Ted my guy he genuinely looks like he’s robbed someone
It’s like they have experience in that field..
They are ruthless business men after all
Should've brought joe Swanson with if they wanted chaotic energy
10:13
"Small Filipino child gets attacked by American tourists and fights back", 1989 colorized
Bruh the Americans actually imperialised the phillipines in like 1880 tho so just change the date and it becomes historically accurate
r/wooosh
666th like bruh
@@fugitivelemon1144 it's not...
3ronzo it is
I love how sparkles was doing a house tour while being "robbed"
Carson's legs have a hard time supporting his powerhouse of a neck
We just not gonna talk about how they ruined The Mobs whole house lmao
They literally put holes in the wall.
@@blueraspberry6741 and broke the fence
Cameron Lhamon and stole the majority of what they own
Robbery
No
Carson: Were robbing you
Jordan: yeah go ahead, I can just rebuy everything.
Jschlatt is like the textbook definition of American Charisma it's actually amazing
Michael Reeves getting tased by 4 guys then pulling out his own taser is like entering the impossible phase 2 of a boss fight
which made the cuphead music fit perfectly
@@shad5812 I would have gone with Giornos theme.
James Raven I agree with him, Floral Fury is basically Michael Reeves’s theme song
Reminds me of the abyse watcher from darksouls 3
Cooper, Charlie, Ted, and Noah were no match for that taser-wielding fiend
ted looks like it wasnt the first time he robbed someone, and travis looked like a stuffed animal. schlatt with his hat down looks like a war criminal. slime overloaded his moms credit card on vbucks and needs to pay it back before she notices. carson escaped containment and is hunting for vengence. noah is just there.
Carson is an SCP
meanwhile cooper just vibing
Ted is definitely experienced at this. He is too chaotic to be a law abiding citizen.
i feel like noah and schlatt are a war crime duo
noah is a person that exists
I miss this
Plot Twist: The footage is reversed and Lunch Club is generously gifting various UA-camrs, how wholesome.
Ah yes, I loved when my parents threw $8,700 dollars on my bed after blazing me to hell with nerf guns. And also when they gave me an already full diary of my entire life. Good times.
yeah ! It joke
Yeah...
10:10
They even repaired that wall. How nice.
While everyone was watching this, the real heist was beginning. Why do you think that Altrive is not here? He is at party city buying the ladders, hand buzzers, AR15's, Pickle Rick, Ghost and Dracula costumes.
it's all coming together
Ah yes my local party city also has ar15s
OMG it’s true I dident realise
that or altrive accidentally did a backflip and now he can't stop
For those of you who done get it, listen to the podcast
This is still one of my favorite videos on this platform
I love how chill captain sparkles was about being robbed
Carson opens Poki's door
"The Demon"
*minecraft cave sound*
what you look like when you go into your parent's bedroom cause you had a nightmare
The *Moyai*
Wuh oh, this aged poorly
@@justadumb8864 what do you mean
“Do you mind taking off your shoes first?” gotta respect the floors man
I would like but it’s on 420 likes
Not_A_Wallaby 231 it’s on 422 now go for it man
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FLOOR GANG OUG
FLOOR GANG OUHHH
3:52 Oh if only you knew Ted... if only you knew...
13:15 Payday stealth be like
Pokimane: “I still see some brushes it’s fine!”
*meanwhile*
The boys downstairs
*taser fight*
They are still upstairs
Imo. Best part of video
"girls bathroom:"
"boys bathroom:"
are good replacements for the places
ILiekPoop michael reeves doesn’t have pillow fights he has tazer fights
I find it amazing that michael just has a taser in his back pocket
*tells him about his mother’s operation*
“Hope you have some for yours.”
Top 10 anime plot twists
Top 10 greatest lines before the kill
Oh, so your approaching me
The amount of times Carson tripped in this video has to be giving him back pain lmao
I love how they just do it calmly
Jschlatt looks like the real robber in this video. His posture is that of a npc from GTA V
that's the scary part
It so is tho
honestly
"that's for my mom's operation!"
"your mom's operation?"
"yes!"
"well.. hope you have some for yours"
*automatic fire and screams of agony*
12:34
Jordan’s son of a car joke was so awful yet it still left me in tears after I heard Schlatt’s wheeze
It wasn't awful, it's just that everyone have thought about in their heads before.
I love how genuinely confused guss looks
i love how they have the painter theme during these
(noted)
How to steal:
1) tell everyone you're doing a bit
2) show up at everyone's houses for the "bit"
3) take everyone's things for the "bit"
4) put everyone's things in your car for the "bit"
5) drive away
i like that drive away isn't part of the bit
What if they stole from technoblade
@@corruptplex9179 no one steals from technoblade, he is a force too strong to be reckoned with
You forgot about breaking their walls for a bit
@@VinderTwelve they would have pvped in real life
I’d like to point at that Carson has set up his online persona in such a way that he actually could’ve taken these items
Deadlyslayer250 ikr they could pull off the biggest robbery of a youtuber’s house by literally walking in and just taking all their shit
No he just actually stole it
Edit: this was a joke I don’t want to be bullied over this
What do you mean "could've"
Krispayy he’s saying that it’s possible for Carson to just actually rob the people because of his reputation
@@noah9373 r/Wooosh
i like how most of them knew what was happening so they were chill about it
14:47 ahhh I need a medic bag
“Michael Reeves we’ve come to tase you.”
That’s one way to do it.
He likes it
He clearly likes it.
I expected him to have like at least a hundred counter measures
When they said that I thought of star wars
Derek Maki it just makes him more powerful
Carson standing in Poki's doorway like he just emerged from a well in the norwegian countryside
you put words to thoughts i didnt even know i was having
He’s standing there like he wants to tell his mom he just threw up but she’s asleep.
He’s just standing there, menacingly
@@CHIPSISBACK WEE WOO WEE WOO
He stands there like DIO at the top of the stairs
This is best MTV cribs episode ever
I miss the good old days of lunch club
me too :)
just the thought of michael reeves always having a taser in his pocket
The mans already evil
he should've just chucked the Taser Desk at them
He should've shot them with hes „UA-cam buddy” gun
“It’s for self-defense”
Better whip out my POCKET TASER
I feel like the line "It's just toilet paper" aged well in the past month.
Init
True
It took 2 seconds to find this
Bet they feel like idiots now
Yeah
This is definetely in my top 10 videos of all time
I love how they take off their shoes, such polite robbers
Everyone talking about Jschlatt mob walk when Ted over here summoning the energy of Robbie Rotten in his every move
Ted is the desciple of robbie
On fire everyone talking about Ted summoning the energy of Robbie rotten in his every move. But are we just gonna ignore charlie activating his inner worm?
@@sneakymango7397 are we gonna ignore how thicc travis is when he was entering macros house
Ted is literally robbie rotten what the fuck
11:39
Carson "Hey we're gonna rob you!"
Sparklez: "Oh cool but do you mind taking your shoes off first tho"
Carson: " oh yeah sure"
Carson has STANDARDS
WJR what
@@bruhman1545 poopy fingers
The most polite burglar
Carson got his shoes robbed