Noble to Melody:"possible collab in the future!" Rin Asobi: "I thought I'm the only One to you!!!" * Noble brush his hair to cover his eyes * *-"why not with both?!"*
looks at hover jets and unfix wing airplane. Hmm could be done. Do you want magnetic flying cars or gravity off flying cars or just super explosive lift off flying cars?
"Girls have four mouths." R34 artists: "I can fix that." Noble: "I do wanna know where this other hole's gonna be..." So far, from what I've seen, girls in offbrand (in Moryou no Nie) have 7 holes. Better take notes, Noble.
8:19 From what I gathered, "four MOUTHS" is a mistranslation because apparently the Japanese line ays "four LIPS", which basically means it should've been translated as "TWO mouths".
@@zxyatiywariii8 Well, if the original line used 口先 (which can mean "lips" OR "mouth"), then that's probably the reason... as well as the translator having some weird logic in rationalizing their choice of translation.
@@Oblivioun Oh well thx but you shouldn't have, you probably could've gotten more likes anyways also you are actually the first person to comment considering this has 100 likes
@@ZxosGamer yea, we all must have forgotten about VN Noble from before 5 years ago... oh wait that was before the majority of his subs showed up to the party, my bad
No-one: Not a soul: The whistling off the deserted desert: The crickets of the night: Tumbleweeds: Single bird going past: Noble: *BaNnAnEr's! tHaS a BiG oNe!* (Why does he say Banana that way?)
When it comes to nuns in hentai I have two sides fighting Weeb: this is great Crusader spirit: what has corrupted this pure maiden Weeb: but it’s good and it doesn’t matter if she’s a nun Crusader spirt:then it’s heresy
Well... yeah... but.... does it count as a mouth if it is a mouth inside a mouth? *remembers alien* Oh! Yeah! Fuck that! But it does make a good point. I guess so.
God i just always enjoy you Noble i wasn't here since the beginning but i can honestly say that through the toughest times you've been a ray of hope and laughs so thank you noble you beautiful son of a gun
Whatever are you referring to; Nux has not made a single Schmentioi video in his life, and chances are he hasn't even watched Flubbaninentihoroi (No I did not have a stroke, that's what it's called.)
What is my mission today High Chief Noble sir? Noble: Hent- On second thought, Lady Lily the Fox Mechanic what is my assignment today? Lily the Fox Mechanic: Since the chief is going out with Ashley, I need someone to keep me occupied for Valentine's Day. Say no more Kitsune, I am in.
I was introduced to ProjektMelody from friends from the Xigneon server, who was watching her stream. I saw my friends, Trunoom in the her chat, and Artsy constantly gift her 1000 tokens
With each passing day, that phrase resonates more with our reality. _"Shame is our currency in the economy of degeneracy. If you wanna be weird you gotta pay for it by feeling bad."_ *-DWK, Totally Legit Recap, S9 Ep2*
But chaturbate requires ID verification to become a "model". And the voice is far more convincing and lively than any voice changer. It's more likely some sydsnap-ish weeb girl.
I met this guy in my library and he started recommending me the yu-gi-oh manga and then he randomly pulled out two decks of the playing cards out of his pocket. One was his and one was just in case somebody else needed a deck. I left my home looking for manga and and came back after finding a legend
4:46 thank you thy great one and your offbrand book [you should make a book naming all the offbrands you have viewed give them a 1-5 star review and give a bit of wording on why you or why you did not like it then sell it and get some cash flowing in. Let’s call it “Nobles review’s”]
Me too man, did you happen to recognize the card on the right side? Above the effect monsters? Idk which card it is but I know it's a ritual spell so either Contract with the Dark Master or War Lion Ritual. Just because of that glimpse of the card's artwork
Noble:*BEFRIENDS OFFBRAND CAMGIRL*
*CHARISMA 100*
*ASHLEY 0*
lol
*Is it possible to learn this power?*
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of noble senpai?
“You think porn is cheating? Oh Shit, Ashley’s in chat” is THE BEST moment of this whole thing.
JBPuffin that is the definition of
“ABORT JOKE/MISSION!!! WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED!!!”
Melody: "Noble talked about me on twitch? No freaking way!"
Noble: laughs his butt off
Noble Senpai has noticed her
He talked to me 2. He seemed interested in some of my topics
Nartis hey I just came from there
Ashley: EXCUSE ME?
Interspecies Reviewers making it to #1 on MyAnimeList, and ProjektMelody outdoing real camgirls?
What a time to be alive.
This is literal hell
This is truly the best timeline
@@JustSomeHeeHo more like the worst
@@mannycampos6885 I see you're not a man of culture.
@@JustSomeHeeHo sub culture actually
Noble the God of Hentai
Nux the God of Flexing
Melody the Goddess of Hentai Camgirl
Our pantheon is complete
The Holy Trinity
Awaken my masters!
AYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
*pillarman’s theme plays*
We need 4 more for the 7 Deadly Sins
Imagine needing 3 different dimensions to be a successful camgirl smh
This post made by the 2D Gang
Live camgirls are already at Hoes Mad level 4.
Noble to Melody:"possible collab in the future!"
Rin Asobi: "I thought I'm the only One to you!!!"
* Noble brush his hair to cover his eyes *
*-"why not with both?!"*
Congrats ! You have now become too dangerous to be left alive !
But I need him!
Well, he did have another waifu on his channel and Rin seemed to be more interested in her than Noble.
*Mass Destruction*
**Reference Destroyed**
I wonder if there will be flying cars in the future
2020:Virtual camgirl
Technology is now at it's peak
...
"I am pleasantly surprised."
We have ascended into greatness my brothers and sisters!!!
No, we need to go even further beyond!
We did had flying Kars for a little while tho
@@atmo-sphere6799 yeah but he got stuck in space
When you're alone on Valentine's Day, don't forget.
Your right hand will always be there for you.
But I'm left handed...
That's what Melody's V-day stream is for :D
Right and left hand will be busy with (home)work tomorrow....
the left hand is plotting its revenge
Left is the way this time
Lost Pause: I'm the god of offbrand here
Lord Nuxanor: I heard you were talking about me
Hey man, we can have a god of offbrand and a king of gentai, they totally don't overlap at all!
*Obligatory JoJo Reference*
Wouldn't it make more sense if it went like this......
Noble: I am the off brand GOD
Nux: (like Escanor) Who decided that
I mean... they are the same person.
They're a Trinity, if you want to add Hartvigen to the mix
When noble suddenly said "you're welcome" seriously make me scared
Me hearing about the AI camgirl: Flying cars can wait another decade or two.
One sec be right back I've got to do... homework for... the next 20 years or so
Flying cars would be the worst idea ever. Have you seen how we drive on the ground?!
@@gosucab944 yea agreed
@@zudoka1772 4 directions turns into 6 directions. Or x and y. Turns into x and y and z.
looks at hover jets and unfix wing airplane. Hmm could be done. Do you want magnetic flying cars or gravity off flying cars or just super explosive lift off flying cars?
"Girls have four mouths."
R34 artists: "I can fix that."
Noble: "I do wanna know where this other hole's gonna be..."
So far, from what I've seen, girls in offbrand (in Moryou no Nie) have 7 holes. Better take notes, Noble.
I can count 4 normally, as long as one isn't to the inside
Noble "She has like 8 legs"
Me *takes a long hit of a pipe*"7 vaginas"
Should I fell concern xD
Imagine a bowling ball.....
I thought there's 9 holes used in that "offbrand"
8:19 From what I gathered, "four MOUTHS" is a mistranslation because apparently the Japanese line ays "four LIPS", which basically means it should've been translated as "TWO mouths".
I'm part Japanese, that's true. But "four lips" works in English, so. . . I wonder where they got "four mouths"?
@@zxyatiywariii8 Well, if the original line used 口先 (which can mean "lips" OR "mouth"), then that's probably the reason... as well as the translator having some weird logic in rationalizing their choice of translation.
Noble: so yeah I have offbrand affiliations
Nobles monetization: hit the road Jack won’t be coming back no more ,no more, no more , no more
Also Monetization: "If it was a Yandere... Now we have something interesting... $$$."
Welp it was fun while it lasted
geoshark12 i love that swing song
No no no, your intro is all wrong Noble it should be:
"What's Fappin guys"
I thought no one said this so I did, but I deleted it for ya man
@@Oblivioun Oh well thx but you shouldn't have, you probably could've gotten more likes anyways also you are actually the first person to comment considering this has 100 likes
I'll tell you what's not fappin' guys. Me. ... I only fap myself- Oh I get it now.
1:49.....I'm going to imagine you are going to get slapped at this point
*when you watch too many offbrand you become friends of someone who purely does offbrand stuff*
TEACH US YOUR WAYS OH CHOSEN OFFBRAND MC
*D O R I M E*
*L A T I R E*
@@unfunnytyrant4312 *OMENARE IMPERAVI*
@@unfunnytyrant4312 s'alright mate, my turn to sleep now.
*DORI ME REO*
I won’t lie, Melody is actually pretty cute
Everyone agrees,as I too.
SSSSIIIIMMMMPPPP
3:13 “No schoolgirl is safe.”
As a schoolgirl, I can confirm lol
...this is gonna get misinterpreted, isn’t it?
Cmdr. Lewdiepie Very true!
the ara ara knows no boundaries!
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie thank you Anakin very cool
Since nobody else has asked yet, what year were you born?
Oy hol up
That hilarious moment when the video has a Funimation ad at the beginning despite being an "offbrand" video
But does the video fit their standards tho 🤔
Fuck funimation. They ruined Vic for their SJW ideals.
2:07 That’s one big deck.
I’m going back to bed.
Spunk yes
Glad someone caught that
The Abridged version of Dartz from Yu-Gi-Oh would be so proud of this
I've had dreams about the world being pulled to Anime girls leading the industry of all things off-brand. I always wanted the world to be cultured
I see you everywhere. xD
Anyways, ye. I agree. 👍
that shit is paradise lol
Well things keep getting intresting
Noble: Talks about chaterbate
Ashley: *Enters Chat*
Noble: Oh shi- Love you babe
Ashley is fully aware of the degeneracy that is Noble. He knows this and would even try to hide it from her.
"Yes, the future is now!"
And holy shit Noble has officially transcended humanity with his level of offbrand
no, he's not.
he just went back to the OG Noble.
@@ZxosGamer yea, we all must have forgotten about VN Noble from before 5 years ago... oh wait that was before the majority of his subs showed up to the party, my bad
RAVn BLADE those were good times indeed
I subbed to him when he was doing his earliest VNs
@@dylanboatner2931 YoUr SpEcIaL ...GoOd FoR yOu
2:28 I might serve Jesus but my body was made for sin
Your pfp just make your comment better
Your head is telling you no,
But your body, YOUR BODY is telling you YES.
code😏😏
The sauces have been distributed.
Noble: I am the king of offbrand on youtube
Nux: Oh I don’t think so
There are two of me
GENTAI
@@Breakdown5297 yeah that's what they'd cover gentai vs. offbrand
What are you talking about? Nux has never made a single hentai video in his career. He says so himself
@@teo3066 unless he's talking to COPPA, then he's made EVERY gentai video
“I have offbrand associations” me: “can one learn this power?”
Not from a Normie.
@@rmal8845 fuck, I was gonna say that.
I have some as well. You just gotta look hard, you'll find one who's willing to talk.
No-one:
Not a soul:
The whistling off the deserted desert:
The crickets of the night:
Tumbleweeds:
Single bird going past:
Noble: *BaNnAnEr's! tHaS a BiG oNe!*
(Why does he say Banana that way?)
Time to rise up fellow degenerates
...Giggity.
o7
Another thing is going to rise too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The person behind Melody is a fucking legend, he/she managed to threaten the entire cam girl industry and make a lot of them very mad
She was streaminh earlier and it was good quality
Me recommend
I second
I fourth it
Dang i missed it
me 5th and the chat mentioned lord nuxanor and joey
It is an honestly amazing experience. I would say it was wholesome at parts but... I mean it's a vr camgirl so yeah. She is so damn funny.
Girls actually do have 4 mouths irl:
+ 1: the mouth
+ 2: the V
+ 3: the booty
+ 4: of course, the Hand
Raptor B. Dino so Deidara was a girll along
@@m.g.2301 probably XD
So, 5 is it then?
You forgot about the eyes
@@NoctisAeterna EXCUSE ME WHAT
When it comes to nuns in hentai I have two sides fighting
Weeb: this is great
Crusader spirit: what has corrupted this pure maiden
Weeb: but it’s good and it doesn’t matter if she’s a nun
Crusader spirt:then it’s heresy
I'm with the crusader. This an abomination
Staunch crusader
Mine is the weeb and Satan agreeing o each other
What follows is the Crusader attempting to self-terminate in penance.
Don't lewd the nun, give her headpats
A collab would actually be interesting. Let's see who knows more offbrand.❤️🥓
A collab between Noble, Rin Asbi, Kizuna Ai, and Melody would be amazing.
@@StormCreeper98 Maybe we could include Siro.
@@YeetThyMeat Not familiar with that one but sure why not?
@@StormCreeper98 I discovered her while watching some Minecraft stuff. Her English isn't 100% flawless but still good.
@@YeetThyMeat I'll take a look whenever I get the chance. I actually haven't watched V youtuber stuff in a while.
8:20 to answer your question
there are technically three holes on the bottom and yes this is a real fact think about it
Well... yeah... but.... does it count as a mouth if it is a mouth inside a mouth?
*remembers alien*
Oh! Yeah! Fuck that! But it does make a good point. I guess so.
5:00 You just jinxed yourself. Now it's bound to happy sometime soon. Good Job M8 👍
Noble: "Talks about futa in a good way"
Me: "gracious bow"
3:36 OMG Color Line?! What's my favorite cruise ship doing on Noble's video? That's certainly surprising.
9:11 I can vouch for that.
*casually sifts through my Marnie fanart/lewds*
You my friend have good taste
M. G. Marnie is best girl, next to Nessa. Legit my phone background is Nessa at the beach
I can attest for 8:50
This reminds me of the song “I don’t wanna set the world on fire” but after this video and the one Nux is gonna make I’m willing to bet it will be.
Nice undecided username
8:17 "This is going straight up my nose!"
You sir are the only thing left that brings me joy at this time of year. Keep doing you man
4:47 me in the comments, Everytime I'm in offbrand websites
Oh I was WAITING for you to cover this noble. Didn't think you'd do it in memes though. Still good stuff.
1:35
GamerTron: Ahh at last, a worthy opponent!
God i just always enjoy you Noble i wasn't here since the beginning but i can honestly say that through the toughest times you've been a ray of hope and laughs so thank you noble you beautiful son of a gun
Noble's lost pause original: offbrand reviewers.
My man is out there providing the sources. What a goddamn hero.
Noble: 1:37 to 1:40
Deviantart, Icognito & Rule 34: PRAISE THE LORD!
ALELUYAH!
Noble: "I AM THE OFF-BRAND GOD OF UA-cam"
Nux: "Am I a joke to you?"
Whatever are you referring to; Nux has not made a single Schmentioi video in his life, and chances are he hasn't even watched Flubbaninentihoroi (No I did not have a stroke, that's what it's called.)
People went straight to *research* for their *homework* after watching this and that explains why there are only a few comments
You have to respect this man and his GENIUS
1:43 The TRUE CALL OF DUTY *salute*
What is my mission today High Chief Noble sir?
Noble: Hent-
On second thought, Lady Lily the Fox Mechanic what is my assignment today?
Lily the Fox Mechanic: Since the chief is going out with Ashley, I need someone to keep me occupied for Valentine's Day.
Say no more Kitsune, I am in.
I was introduced to ProjektMelody from friends from the Xigneon server, who was watching her stream. I saw my friends, Trunoom in the her chat, and Artsy constantly gift her 1000 tokens
Lmao she’s live right now
Anyone gonna appreciate how Noble is now giving sauce? Thank you
With each passing day, that phrase resonates more with our reality.
_"Shame is our currency in the economy of degeneracy. If you wanna be weird you gotta pay for it by feeling bad."_
*-DWK, Totally Legit Recap, S9 Ep2*
I’ll probably be looking at melody stream tomorrow nothing else better to do
When you realize melody is just a wizard neckbeard with a voice changer.
So long as the poison known as the real world doesn't leak into the stream, she could be a former Lemon Party participant for all I care.
But chaturbate requires ID verification to become a "model". And the voice is far more convincing and lively than any voice changer. It's more likely some sydsnap-ish weeb girl.
1:58 You call that Yu-Gi-Oh card collection huge? Pfft! I've got like 3 shoe boxes full of them under my bed. Had them since I was a kid.
I don't appreciate being called out for my nun fetish SIR!
Jk love ya keep doing what you do
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie pagan woman actually
A dark wraith for a profile picture \[T]/
So you have finally found her Noble!! we were all waiting for your take on this man.
2:00
My tcg collections and my brother’s yugioh collection:
*pathetic*
Not even kidding.
That offbrand anime you recommended was very nice 😊 you’ve got good taste Noble!
1:15 *hol up*
I met this guy in my library and he started recommending me the yu-gi-oh manga and then he randomly pulled out two decks of the playing cards out of his pocket. One was his and one was just in case somebody else needed a deck. I left my home looking for manga and and came back after finding a legend
*"The future is now, old hag!"*
4:46 cool now I can only think about that Disney song called "you are welcome"
4:44 as a reminder of where to see those words
But looking forward to that "Possible" collab and hopefully many more
"Big badonkers are big badonkers" - Noble 2020
*_Purveyors of the worlds oldest profession upset_*
👏HOES👏MAD!
🎩
🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
I said "hoes mad"
Plz laugh
@@mannycampos6885 hey it's that salty MAL mod. You're back?
@@k_tess salty? No, no buddy I'm not salty
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie woah dude. If I'm salty, you sour.
Y U mad, bro? 😘
JUST SAYIN:
Lost Pause: Offbrand king
Nuxanor: Offbrand Squire
I have come from the future to say you mixed them up
177013 the sauce
go incognito and have fun
This is gonna be amazing
The first meme already has me weirded out. *WELP*
Welp time to give up
@@-lancepie-1002 no. We need to make our stand
Ty for sharing the knowledge comrade
7:40 obviously no one here knows about female anatomy
Yeah the fourth is the urethra right?
Yeah...
@@Hyperling360 Magot Baits:
"There is another"
THANK YOU CLOCK UP!!
Dude your laugh always makes me laugh too (in a positive way) you’re awesome man!
Waman: GUYS OVER S*EXUALIZES US SO MUCH
also Waman: HOW DARE YOU USE 2D!!!
Putting the sauce for all of the offbrand featured is truly appreciated, my fellow cultured individual 👌
He is giving out the sauces 😳😂😂😂😂
4:46 thank you thy great one and your offbrand book [you should make a book naming all the offbrands you have viewed give them a 1-5 star review and give a bit of wording on why you or why you did not like it then sell it and get some cash flowing in. Let’s call it “Nobles review’s”]
*THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF DEGENERACY PLEASES SLAANESH*
Yes Commissar, it’s this one.
*THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH! IT SHALL GET LOUD NOW!*
2:04: And? That as tall as all of the cards in my 8 decks ONLY! I've got at LEAST 3x as many that AREN'T in decks! HA!!! lol
That Yu-Gi-Oh card collection meme is literally me, wtf.
Me too man, did you happen to recognize the card on the right side? Above the effect monsters? Idk which card it is but I know it's a ritual spell so either Contract with the Dark Master or War Lion Ritual. Just because of that glimpse of the card's artwork
@@gabematamoros0707 Google image search says Contract With The Dark Master. The image seems to match.
@@JustSomeHeeHo I see now, thanks for that man
Its just a girl gawking at a really big Deck.
I'm appreciating the sauce being thrown in there. Thank you Noble senpai
There's ear hole, there's nose hole, there's hole in skin. Every hole is a hole
There's also eye holes but their occupied
Thank you sensei Noble
The God of hentai. And the lord of flexing fight side by side to take on MAL
Can't wait for that colab
We need this once every week or every month
This is hilarious and great
Noble is the only anituber i know who legit have 2d and 3d women alike fawning over him. This man is a real life harem king.
Noble has those top quality *offbrand* connections.
I'm dying from a terrible cough and what am I doing...
Living my damn life while I still can that's what
I can only agree. Changing the size of a character's chest in a doujin irritates me to no end.
cool that my art is in the thumbnail of a meme video ive hit the big time fellas
Always nice watching lost sauce