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My girlfriend has found out how to manipulate me. She just whispers "Ara ara" and I can't help but do what she wants.
Your normal life is over. Enjoy the new one
We know what to do 30k likes for rooster noble
The magic word for me is "baka"
@@bestwind4618 I'm trying. She's had lots of fun now she knows how to make me instantly submissive.
@@ivanljujic4128 Never go to a tsundere maid cafe then.
"A lot of white stuff there, from the cream pie i received from my girlfriend"
I have the feeling that this will haunt him after people decide it's meme material
Key word: " Received from his girlfriend". Conclusion: Ashley is a futanari.
@@shotty1251 Futanari Komi*
@@shotty1251 What? Maybe Ashley's like Komi big brother too!
so it seems ashley was secretly a trap all along?
this noble is great! cream filled are my favourite!
Ashley: (^.^)
Noble: Ashley, why are you making that face?
Ashley: Bend over
“What if weeb was classified as a disease?”
It is. We’re all horribly diseased.
I’m not, you can’t get diseases from a 2D waifu
Corona-Chan is done! 😂
It's already in me! *the weeb disease spreads more in my body as I watch more anime and hentai*
And there no cure for it
Time to be cleansed in holy fire.
Can we just talk about how he nailed the James voice. It was spot on
Totally
He always does, it’s quite amazing.
I love when he does James voice
It really was
Timestamp it plz
Splatoon: Kids that can become squids.
Me two years ago: That’s pretty cool!
Me now: I know where this is going.
Me two years ago: That's pretty cool!
Me now: That's pretty hot. Lemme check rule34
@@user-lc3on9fd9m hol up
Milf squid women
*Y U R I I N T E N S I F I E S*
I take octoling girl then
Noble: "Yeah I'd get inside a female Gundam!"
*sees a picture of Nobel Gundam from G Gundam*
Well, that works.
G Gundam was my introduction to Gundam.
G-Gundam-Chan: YOU BAKA!
I See, You are a Culture Man.
I mean depending on who translated, you could call it the *Noble Gundam*
@@AzureanSky The official romanization is Nobel. It says so on the box is the HGFC of the model kit.
I love how ashy is turning nobles recording room into her chill room
A big couch full of fluffy eevees. What could a girl ask more for?
Seems pretty comfy, nice couch, soft eevees, nobles cute face, wifu cutout
I'd chill there
@@himboghost629 only problem is no husbando cutout for my bi self :/
There's just one problem for her. The longer she lingers in his room, the longer she stays in the corruption...
... to Noble it's a plus tho
@@OfficialDJSoru no wonder noble paid her to be his gf
Noble: “Yeah, I’d get inside a female Gundam.”
Me: “I’ll get inside Strelitzia!”
I would too and see whae she's like! LOL
If u want to die
Funny how the Franx are better as being female bots
Tera Cadenzavna despite being the worst kind of Mecha Anime. Unless Super Robot Wars fixed it.
I agree with this statement
“Can we be normal?!” Noble. Dude. It’s waaaaaay too late for us to be normal.
The anime community stopped being normal as soon as anime tiddies came into creation.
@@charlesw9472 So, when anime was created.
Voltage The Shocker same. I love playing expinsive game
Reydriel ahh congrads in 140
@@Reydriel They didn't really start going to the extreme tropes until the mid 90's and early two thousands, anime actually started to take off a decade before that and maybe even earlier than that.
Noble: "that can't be an actual anime, can it?"
Me: "ahh sakura kiss... yes, yes it is"
Sakura Trick*
@@Benjamin-dw7rp Lol true, haven't watched in a while
I was on you tube one night and found sakura trick
6:08 YEEEEEEEEEET I GOT IN BOY'S HELL YEAH! I MADE IT IN!
Edit: I'm the one made that post on the Reddit!
Congrats im Just sick right now and for the Last 4 days im Happy i Stopper vomiting everywhere
Mine was the LOTR meme. We made it dude.
Congrats bro XD
I give you your hundredth like congrats
Congress
"I have nine kids"
Pluto: "IgHt ImMa EnD mY wHoLe CaReEr"
"Yeah I'd get inside a Female Gundam"
Noble 2020
How long before people tell him he said that about the Nobel gundam
"I-it's not like I want you to p-pilot me or anything... BAKA!"
Engineers be like: "I'd fix a Female Gundam."
Nobel Gundam. Also, G Gundam was my introduction to Gundam.
Dahjer Canaan i sub bc of that
3:14 whips out knife: “don’t worry I’ll return it Senpai”
The dad knows the code tho
Anime addict I thought so
Yeah, but he has to pretend he doesn't know.
I have to be like... The only person who doesn't remember what it is.
Is it bad or good that it takes me about 4 seconds to process what number it is?
He know more than those number
"Sauce?"
"747229."
"Got it, thanks!"
Everyone else at the restaurant: ???
*Video starts*
Me: is that Ashley? XD
Hiding: 100
You mean sneak 100?
I didn't notice here then I went "oh look it's Ashley" moments before noble pointed her out
“80085 and then turning it upside down”
I think you’re thinking of 7734 on a calculator Noble
I'm retarded so I'm going to need some answers
AILL??? or LLIA???
@@DHIRAL2908 Hill, though it was 7734 not 7714 Hell on a calculator the 4 is open not closed, so when upside down it looks like an h.
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 Right!
1134 hell from numbers
If I remember correct, the "I cant get up, I'm gay" meme is from sakura trick
Yup... I almost forgot, it was something start with 'sakura something',
Yup, though the quote isn't real. At the very least, it is a yuri anime
12:17 where's this coming from ? That ''Bweeh'' is kinda cute !
Please oh great jobless gods of the internet hear my prayer and tell me where this is coming from /s
do you mean the picture of Sayori out of the Doki doki literature club game? Go look it up it's free to play.
I don't know where the clip of Sayori is from, but the "bweh" sound effect is from "New Game!". Specifically a scene where a girl named Nene trips and falls. I know you added the "/s" at the end but I figure I'll say anyway in case anyone else wanted to know.
@@chillmaker4547 I knew I recognised it somewhere lol
Yooo 6:34 that is my friends i swair
@@sirBrouwer no he's talking about the animation in the bottom left
7:36 should we tell him about TsunScreen who turned every Jojo's OP into All Star?
"The power of my Stand ALL STAR is to annoy anyone,,
8:02 Yeah, it’s real. And it’s called Sakura Trick.
yes exactly
8:22 Remember, she laughs at your suffering like we do😁
Noble be like: that can't be a natural anime
Me: he doesn't recognize its Sakura trick one of his favorites?
Noble 10:42 that's the Nobel Gundam.
So basically he just said he would get inside his gundamsona
In the manga however Jessie and James do get married and have a kid already on the way.
I call bs but im still hopefull
I remember one episode of the anime had James frightened and hated the thought of being in a romance with jessie.
I remember one episode of the anime had James frightened and hated the thought of being in a romance with jessie.
@@dorianrobinette9712 because Jessie is eerily a less clingly Jessibelle for him.
Looks at title
Fracktail: Threat level upgraded to jelly filled donut.
XD
Beautiful
Fracktail: c/: run weeb translator.
Fracktail: c/: Result: Threat upgraded to Aqua.
(is she memed as useless? idk.)
"I can't get up, I'm gay."
I completely lost it from that. XD
5:27
30k only huh
He never learns
30k is here baby, so are you gonna fluff a body pillow or what?
Noble:"Yeah, From that Creampie that I got from my girlfriend..."
Also Noble: Rethinks life choices
Kirito: *sees Asuna at the beach and walks up to her* hmm, who could this beautiful creature be, could it be a Asuna?
Asuna: *looks at him and smiles*
Kirito:walks past asuna and kills the ragou rabbit
@@whimsicalchronicles8798 not what i was going for.
Here is my version
Kirito: sees Asuna " hmm who could this beautiful creature, could it be..." he notices a rabbit that was behind her " a rabbit!"
Asuna: " a what?"
Kirito: kills the rabbit
Asuna:"...."
I had to write this for fun XD
@@ryantsuki7362 The scene i'm talking about comes from my anime fanfic universe, so let me shed some context in this scene, this takes place in part 2(which covers a blend of the 3 alfheim arcs.) Asuna's been dealing with some family problems, so her dad bought her to the beach to keep her mind off things, she was walking around reminiscing of her time in Aincrad with Kirito what do you know, he just so happens to be there, leading to the scene in question.
@@austinlawrence6987 why would our lord and savior be at a random private beach
7:58 I'm dying inside from laugh
10:40 i love his voice making stupid thinga
The way he said it absolutely killed me
Sakura trick was a good anime
T-word
@@3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7 what?
@@ShadowLordMeh It just sounded like the n-word, so I memed that
Shrek's STANDO would be ONIONS, which gives or takes away a layer from them
4:30 At 17? Dude.... I discovered the cultured type of anime at 12 😂😂
6 digit numbers already are the weeb secret language developped to recognize each other for when we get drafted for WW3.
Yes yes they are
Though how will remember that in 2054?
The government will tell us Iran doesn’t like our waifus so we will kill them all
Everyone: No sayori!
Me: *looks at sayori being all depressed* Finally, a waifu I can get behind
6:10
That's me right there in the middle of 3:00 Am in the morning.
And then my Waifus look at me of what I'm doing in the middle of the morning.
Noble: "I'm quite excited for Doki Doki #2"
Me (Who watches Game Theory): Should I tell him?
Nothing can beat Girl x Girl and they're twins.
Weeb: Hold my beer. (shows Girl x Girl and they're kemonomimi futa twins)
The level of confidence:
1:shy
2:ok
3:confident
4:very confident
5:lost pause
"That cant be an anime"
It is a yuri slice of life called sakura trick
And it's freaking adorable
0:37
Noble: Can we hit 20k?
Me: *Good soldiers follow orders.*
So did anyone see Episode 4 of Ishuzoku Reviewers? And all I can say is Funimation is having whiplash from the rage quit.
Bruh they *DED*
@@attacheli9591 the fact the first part can be turned into a Warhammer 40K meme is gold.
@hames stanfield they had to see episode 4 to cause the rage quit.
@hames stanfield lets just say it looks like a 90's ova schlock scene for about 2 minutes.
7:13 these actually an official Manga where the two are married canonically. It’s the one where Gary has an older sister that the mangas Ash has the hots for.
7:28 Sherk: Your approaching my swap
1:41 so the sun disowned pluto? that makes too much sense.
2:15 No, they’re Quintuplets
Noble: 3D is better than the 2D
The anime community: SACRILEGE!
*When you ask the Chef for Sauce*
and they give you a 6 Digit number
*"177013"*
Gosh dang it...
Oh no
No No No No No NO
No
Stop posting the devil number!!!
5:18 he sad WE all seen enough - Then I join him in this sentence and say it correctly for the first time, interesting.
"30k likes and I'll fluff my girlfriend on camera"
calling it now....those likes will come sooner than Noble thinks.
Team Rocket is the ultimate solidarity between a les woman and a gea man
Meowth is the straight friend
2:15 Raising the stakes. Girl x Girl, and they're sisters, AND THEY'RE TWINS, *AND THEY'RE FUTAS*
3:00 No need to turn it upside down unless you're going for 58008 which still nets the same result as 80085 but after flipping it
4:00 As a longtime viewer, I too enjoy fox girls, however Raphtalia is clearly superior to jailbait fox. Change my mind.
5:17 I dunno, she didn't seem all that scared. Good be one of the rare vanilla tentacle scenarios
5:52 All of the rage I have ever felt
11:21 There are some rather... non-orthodox interpretations of what you just said
Fun Fact: That Gundam (10:36) is from Mobile Fighter G Gundam
It's known as Nobel Gundam and was piloted Allenby Beardsley of Neo Sweden
Nobel you have a Girl Gundam all your own
I love how Ashley's lifeless body is just sitting on the sofa
Please tell me I'm not the only one that noticed the way noble said Jelly filled donuts instead of jelly filled nuts at 9:43
Noble: can’t we just be normal?
Me: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SENSEI??!?!!
Why does that sound like an Assassination Classroom reference?
Neil 空 ουρανός because it’s totally something that they would do.
6:42 WE are getting there NOBEL :D.
Video: *No veiws*
Also video: *10 likes*
aLsO vIdEo: *4 cOmMeNtS*
video: *doesn't load the comments because I'm so early*
This is called eventual consistency. Comments, likes, view counts are not updated in real time globally. So if someone leaves a comment, it will reach all global servers after some time. Some people will see that earlier, some not. With views even slower to update. That's a way to run big sites.
@@SecurityDivision Thank you for this.
7:45 Stand: I Need a Hero
Stand User: Shrek
Power: B
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: A
Precision: B
Potential: B
Taking the form of a donkey, this Stand is unusual in that is sentient to the user. Known for giving comedic quips when speaking, this Stand can do whatever a donkey can, from carrying the people the User allows, to being an excellent fighter. There is a side effect of attracting dragons however.
“From that cream pie that I received from my girlfriend.” Lost Pause, 2 February 2020
But in hindsight, Japan is selling a limited desert called cream pie? I believe it looks like a apple pie.
A cream pie is an actual dessert. It's a pie with a Bavarian cream filling.
@@charliekahn4205 you know in hindsight I completely forgot Cream Pie is an actual thing and it just a doujinshi thing.
5:53 Then finds out your internet is either back to slow or it's down.
369376
dont what it leads to, number generators are fun
have you checked it out?
this page does not exist
Nope, I'm sure it doesn't exist yet, we're just somewhere around 300000, not sure.
By the way, if you want some really old stuff you can try out some 5- or even 4-digit numbers lol. (not sure if there are any lower than that)
@@Reydriel it can go lower I've tried out 1-130 and they all work.
2:23 please get these to those off brand writers because I’m a vanilla dude too. Sometimes I just can’t get how some people can *fluff* to some of the *fluffed* up off brand.
Shrek's Stand would be [ALL STAR]
His call phrase would be, [ALL STAR], get your game on!
I like how Ashley's knees are in the background on the couch near all the Eevee plushies.
“Which do you choose?”
Me; where tf is Holo the Wise Wolf?
At 4:50 I realized that Ashely is sitting on the Eevee couch
Ah yes noble, I also type "sboob" into my calculator
1:26
Hey Ashley.
*ive seen enough hentai where this is going*
I swear he’s used that thumbnail before...
Now I know why you've never killed a succubus in one of your games. You killed all the demons and then you took their wives. The only thing more metal than killing demons is f*cking their wives afterwards.
* O f f b r a n d *
@Endless Road I believe that everyone has the ability to love. If demons are real then I don't see any reason why it wouldn't be the same for them. However in the context of Doom you're probably right so Doom Guy is really doing those girls a favor. Also thanks for the question.
6:54 that's a good James impression
3:55 I’ll have to see their final evolutions.
We need a full game of this....just the final evolutions isn't enough!!!!
Just found out Nezuko’s final evolution: Melascula. Definitely picking her
I’m just happy he perfectly said the T-50 Pak FA. Way better then some other you tubers
"I have to say, that was a lot of white stuff on my face there, from that creampie that I received from my girlfriend." - Noble 2020
One of the best Noble quotes ever to see the light of day. God bless his brain that doesn't realize what he's about to say until he's done hearing himself say it.
9:44 are you sure that says "donuts"?
3:05 sauce? I'm expecting some pretty good offbrand OR a great comedy
Knock knock ITS A CRUSADE it's an artist - wanwangomigomi
6:18 you hear that folks??? I'm unbelievable!!!
SO.......... 3:25 where and what is this manga called.......... I AM INDEED A MAN OF CULTURE MYSELF *ADJUST GLASSES*
WE NEED THE SAUCE
SAUCE!!
SAUCE!
SAUCE? Well...
GIVE THE SAUCE
Noble saying Jesse and James should marry like they aren’t gay best friends
Noble. You would make a great president. Yes, I am very biased.
Whatever you decide to do. Your loyal fans will appreciate you; no matter where you go.
No matter how many times you say baka or call your fans degenerates they will still support you.
Girl x Girl and their twins is basically my main Ocs. One is practically the sadist side and the other is the masochist side, and they are just.... *perfect*
6:46 The second time in a noble video, James roasted Jessie. 🤣🤣🤣
2:01 How Gabriel truly became a weeb
He does know there is a female Gundam
I'll be honest, I'm a complete animal/science nut. I would love to see a squid like that up close. It looks so freaking cool!!
They're lucky the squid decided to travel so close to the window.
11:23-11:34
This is the reason I live for lost pause videos, the Noble Quotes! Greatness 😘👌🏼
Watching these videos in reverse in pretty funny! Not to see the way anime memes and Noble memes have changed, but to see how happily he proclaims a *decreasing* number of booties slapped. He's just so happy to be losing people xD
In the Anime Universe, anything and anyone can become a bombshell beauty. Even your next-door military mech.
At 8:06 I recognized that the anime was Sakura Trick only those words weren’t used. But I recommend it, it’s good.👍🏻
1:50 Bah humbug. Realize that if we included Pluto in the family, we'd have to pay child support for at least half a dozen other tiny rocks of ice as well.
And Pluto was such a strange "planet" to begin with. It's smaller than the Earth's Moon. Pluto's own moon Charon is over half as big as it is and the point that they orbit one another is in space.
And even more egregious imo, Pluto's orbit is radically different from the other 8 planets. It's tilted severely and infact from 1979 to 1999 Pluto was actually "planet #8". It was closer to the sun than the gas giant Neptune. It went back to "9th" by 2000 but will be back to "8th" in 2247.
Pluto is still technically a planet. It's just a dwarf planet though. And Mars is a terrestrial planet. Saturn is a Jovian planet. Planet means wanderer after all. The Japanese just call them stars.
Noble: Pronounces "Chiron" as Chi-ron
Me, a car person: It's pronounced kai-rin, KAI-RIN.
The Shrek at Universal thing reminded me of when I went to PAX East cosplaying as Jotaro, and one of the people cosplaying at the Dead By Daylight booth wanted a photo with me with us both Jojo posing.
2:10 citrus
2:14 candy boy
You're welcome.
Has anyone wondered when you have had enough UA-cam for one day 11:08 is where I am calling it
11:22 Nobel that was just overkill to the extreme. All rules broken
1:58 it's like disowning a child because they're autistic
LP: I fluff a tree.
Me: Yeah I'll fluff to a gundam.
1:17
*HE WENT FULL ON MASTER SHAKE*
6:55 omg i dont remember him saying all this in the anime but i think im slowly falling in love with his "personality"
3:49
Wouldn't Nezuko be considered fire type and not water, since she made fire with her blood?