Lets be honest Lizzo would never be caught doing any extra curricular activities especially not one as healthy as swimming. Maybe he made the easy mistake of mistaking a Hippo for Lizzo?
Bro u clearly don’t know how “society” works, most celebs are picked and groomed early On, it’s why the pop up out of nowhere randomly. It’s whoever the industry picks, not the audience. It’s sort of why early music sucked ass, like the Beatles and Elvis. They were only big cuz the industry made them idolized.
This is an overstated quote but she's pretty much summed up by "so many girls are quick to defend her beauty and treat her as the norm for beauty..until you tell them they look like Lizzo, then they get offended"
Women are infamous for lying to people who obviously have body deformities or obesity and telling them they are beautiful or gorgeous. Like.. why? Yes, it's not cool to be mean to people for no reason, but I HATE when people tell others that are objectively not attractive that they are gorgeous. That type of lie is just sad. When you ask if they would want to look like them, all of a sudden they switch up. Like why? If they are gorgeous, wouldn't they want to look like that? Mind blowing idiocy.
A criminal could sue you for shooting them while they rob your house and stab your child. The criminal will win too. And they wanna ban guns. Thats the last thing (especially for black ppl.) we should do.
My wife said it's likely that Lizzo got upset because she didn't want anyone else to steal the spotlight from her or cast a shadow over her... both figuratively and literally
Being fat is not only about feeling good about yourself and feeling comfortable, it is destructive to her and others. Hospitals need extra equipment and trained personal to handle your weight, handling overweight people can lead to serious injuries, think about lifting her in an ambulance. There are other things like literally taking up more space and wearing down equipment faster, but you get the point. Oh, yea and don't expect her to have any life expectancy, at her size she will probably not grow a gray hair before dying of multiple diseases, which in turn will take up more unnecessary space in hospitals that could be used for others.
As long as you love yourself nothing else matters but your happiness? Make sure your heart knows that before you inevitably die of a heart attack at 35 years old. 😂
Birdman, I've been watching you for so long that it took me about 5 seconds from when you mentioned her and the zoo to connect the dots and listen to the rest of the story with a grin on my face. You're an inovator in trashtalk/trolling and should be held in a high regard when we talk about the goats of the game.
Homeless man calls another homeless man broke
“Friendly fire will not be tolerated”
Im not very fond of the blacks
@@K3b1bisLtuayo what
Now this dose put a smile on my face
@@K3b1bisLtu Based.
The second Birdman started talking about a zoo I knew exactly where it was goin💀💀
Once he started talking about the lions and tigers I knew it was over
😂😂he really had me before he mentioned the word zoo.
@@ryujinsimp😭😭😭LMAO why is it still funny even tho we know exactly what he’s doing
i thought he was about say some shit about a whale😭😭
@kellimenendez8364 he did 😭
Getting body shamed by Lizzo and getting offended is wild
Bro. I'd be offended too if she was actually able to body shame me💀
I don’t think I would be able to hold in the laugh
LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Vihloah frfr tho i would be dead rolling on the floor
As a Dutch person, i'm amazed that there are planes out there strong enough to carry Lizzo all the way to Amsterdam..
I'm surprised that her heart can pump barbecue sauce.
@@K3b1bisLtu And loads of oil/grease..
Helo felow europen
Australia has a 30% obesity rate
There's always cargo bays
Man really took us on a minute and a half storytime detour just to make a fat joke just to hit 8 minutes for monetization. Legend shit
Haha fr bro got me when he show the picture of Lizzo in the tank
Shit was corny
😭 he got me till he got the aquarium
@@jeremiahthomas5482swear I thought he actually met her 😂
Imagine getting fat shamed by lizzo of all people lmao
Damn didnt know lizzo could swim.
she doesnt she floats. oh yea georgie u float.
You didn’t know whales could swim?
@@quickshot4050 That's offensive... to the whales.
Wow cause she’s an orca and orcas are black!?
Strangely enough, hippos are excellent swimmers.
The most unrealistc part of that lizzo story was the fact you saw her swimming. Come on now, Birdman, we all know she floats
Hippos sink in water because they're so heavy, they also don't swim but rather push themselves off the bottom.
@@colorless6615hippos actually have a lot of muscle, lizzo is more lard than person
@@colorless6615 they are dense because muscle i believe. lizzo floats, hippos dont
@@lordmike9331 hippos are scary man and so is a wild lizzo at the zoo
Lets be honest Lizzo would never be caught doing any extra curricular activities especially not one as healthy as swimming. Maybe he made the easy mistake of mistaking a Hippo for Lizzo?
This feels like birdman 2016 content.😎
Dutch? Nederlands?
summer 16 was goated all round
man back in 2016 id be freakin wheezing on the floor at school from watching birdman
A society that made someone like Lizzo a celebrity, is a society to be very concerned for.
weak times make weak men 😭
Shes got catchy music but yeah shes annoying af
@@heatwolegot that backwards chief lol good times make weak men bad times make strong men is what you were going for my brother
Bro u clearly don’t know how “society” works, most celebs are picked and groomed early
On, it’s why the pop up out of nowhere randomly. It’s whoever the industry picks, not the audience.
It’s sort of why early music sucked ass, like the Beatles and Elvis. They were only big cuz the industry made them idolized.
This is an overstated quote but she's pretty much summed up by "so many girls are quick to defend her beauty and treat her as the norm for beauty..until you tell them they look like Lizzo, then they get offended"
Women are infamous for lying to people who obviously have body deformities or obesity and telling them they are beautiful or gorgeous. Like.. why? Yes, it's not cool to be mean to people for no reason, but I HATE when people tell others that are objectively not attractive that they are gorgeous. That type of lie is just sad. When you ask if they would want to look like them, all of a sudden they switch up. Like why? If they are gorgeous, wouldn't they want to look like that? Mind blowing idiocy.
Bill Burr said it best. They’re quick to defend beluga whales because that just means that there’s less competition for women
Got to love the world we live in when you can sue someone for calling you fat absolutely wild
You can make a ham and sue it too. Doesnt mean the judge won't laugh it out of the court room . Unless she eats the sandwich before the court date.
@@carboncopy4183 she probably will
A criminal could sue you for shooting them while they rob your house and stab your child. The criminal will win too.
And they wanna ban guns. Thats the last thing (especially for black ppl.) we should do.
@@midnightdeluxegaming6582based
@@midnightdeluxegaming6582And that's why I shoot to kill. A dead man can't sue.
How is this big lady body shaming ANYONE
Not big. Fat or morbidly obese is more fitting
I'm surprised people are only figuring out now she hates herself and fat people
She has exclusively only dated ripped C list actors
Being too thin maybe?
Who even knows at this point
Nah bro, that hippo story was crazy LMAO
*”THE BIG BLACK POT IS calling the little kettle BLACK”* 😢💔
This man got the best stories 😅😂😂😂😂
I actually couldnt breath from 1:41 LMAOOO 2016 VINTAGE BIRDMAN🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:35 i fucking knew it I knew u we’re gonna pull that joke💀
I have a 300+ pound aunt. Shes the sht talker in the family. It's always the bigger ones who talk the most
As soon as I saw the headlines I knew birdman would have a field day with this one lmao
This is a classic "pot meet kettle" scenario.
I wonder if, out of all the infractions, the dancers were most offended that she made them *eat fruit.* 🍌
THAT was when Lizzo went too far!
My wife said it's likely that Lizzo got upset because she didn't want anyone else to steal the spotlight from her or cast a shadow over her... both figuratively and literally
a solar eclipse level threat
she jealous the dancers look better than her 😂
You can't body shame if you're heart is in the right place......wait
Bruh the moment he said he might of seen Lizzo then mention the zoo, I knew where this was heading😂😂😂😂😂😂.
How you get body shamed by Lizzo 😭
Lizzo body shaming?! Girrrrllll you CANNOT be talking 😂
Soon as I head zoo bro💀
Being fat is not only about feeling good about yourself and feeling comfortable, it is destructive to her and others. Hospitals need extra equipment and trained personal to handle your weight, handling overweight people can lead to serious injuries, think about lifting her in an ambulance. There are other things like literally taking up more space and wearing down equipment faster, but you get the point. Oh, yea and don't expect her to have any life expectancy, at her size she will probably not grow a gray hair before dying of multiple diseases, which in turn will take up more unnecessary space in hospitals that could be used for others.
The stretcher is a pallet being lifted by a Forklift.
@@Pon1bcd yea, you surely mean those for shipping containers.
@@mamf5465 A crane?
@@Pon1bcd I don't think most cranes are certified to carry that much fat...or ugly
She is a plate cleaner 😂😂
Oh wow. That is horrible. She has no right to be body shamming people. She should be the last person shamming people.
The zoo story had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i knew what was coming with the zoo story and still died laughing😭
We can just say she is a BIG advocate for body positivity
Would love to see a gameplay commentary with one of the of old cods!
5:29 was perfect timing after dropping that picture of Lizzo's stripper performers 😂
As soon as he said he went to the zoo I knew what was coming😂😂
I saw an article about this today and didn’t think much of it, saw birdman posted about it and audibly said YES
All I’m saying is…those stages they performed on are STRONG!!
Every bird man video I watch adds another week to my life
Broo it's been a while since I seen yo video but when I seen this Ik I had to be one of the first buh when I seen the title I kNEW I had to watch it
As long as you love yourself nothing else matters but your happiness? Make sure your heart knows that before you inevitably die of a heart attack at 35 years old. 😂
you are correct about bad people trying to mask themselves as good . I see that too. Good poeple dont feel the need to prove it constantly.
Birdman, I've been watching you for so long that it took me about 5 seconds from when you mentioned her and the zoo to connect the dots and listen to the rest of the story with a grin on my face. You're an inovator in trashtalk/trolling and should be held in a high regard when we talk about the goats of the game.
This one is definitely gonna be on the archive channel soon lmao
NAW as soon as I birdman starts talking about I saw her at the zoo I started dying
Dude had me dying talking about his trip to the "zoo". Idk it just really struck me hilarious.
Lizzo is the LAST person on earth who should be telling someone else their overweight😂😂😂
4:05 Bro really just hit a causal 360 after that kill lol
4:29 I was WHEEZING at this part 🤣.
Thats like a homeless man telling a wall street broker to get his money up
I didn't expect him to pull out the hippo pic
You either die body positive, or you become the body shamer
The person who promoted cancel culture getting cancelled. Ironic
Pot calling the kettle black 😂😂😂
Lizzo's weight in gold would crash gold prices forever
I already know this is about to be hilarious and the video dropped 10 seconds ago 💀
Bro, that zoo bit killed me 🤣🤣👌🏻
Lmfao he had me in the first half but once I heard the word Zoo I knew it was over 😂
"Friendly fire will not be tolerated"
As soon as he said “ zoo ” , I already know what he's gonna say 😂 Lol
4:28 this analogy lives rent free in my head
Yo 2015 bird man is back in this video!
😆 I thought for sure when you showed the group photo, It was going to be a group of hippos.
The commercial I had before watching this video was about fried ice cream 😂
Birdman got me with the zoo joke 😂
1:40 I waited, and waited, and as soon as my brother in Christ said the word “ZOO,” I felt my depression slip to the edge of the universe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
after all these years i finally understand why I watch your videos,, texas people know
2:36 - DAMNS 😂😂😂🔥
Was waiting for this
The double grenade chuck @1:35 was impressive.
1:54 I knew where this was going 🤣
My favourite acting role Lizzo has done is the boulder in raiders of the lost ark
The moment he said "zoo" i immediately knew where the story was going. Epic
the setup for that zoo joke was fucking wild bro
This was absolute prime, vintage GOAT content, bro turned back the clock with this one
More casualties than Astro World when Lizzo stage dives 💀
2:30 LMAOOOOOOO THAT SHIT KILLED ME BRO
Bro started talking about the aquatic area I knew where he was going😂
😂Name 3 Lizzo songs? I couldn't even make it to one. God could take me now if he thought I was lying
“im a dead man” 😂
2:35 this is CRAZY! 😂😂😂
Loved that zoo story🤣🤣
"Thats like a KKK member calling someone else racist" 💀💀💀
I started laughing as soon as I saw the title
My little bro saw the thumbnail and just said friendly fire before going back to his business lol 😂
This had one of those old school bird man video feels
This dude had me in the beginning saying he saw Lizzo in person then he said he was at the zoo and I knew it was over 😂😂💀
The hippo had me
Dude casually mentions that he ran into Lizzo at the zoo 😅
The hypo-critical jokes got me dead
You should play the old cod games and have that as the background gameplay. Mw2-bo2 all have populated lobbies. Occasional hackers tho
Is this old birdman 😂😂 the story is crazy
“Friendly fire will not be tolerated”
Soon as he started naming the fav zoo animals i knew where he was going lmaooo
I said “oh my god” when I read that title
"i see a large object in the distance"
Bruh that zoo story💀😂
1:40 STOOOOP 💀💀💀💀
Clown gives the clown emoji online to a random 😭