1. Ysolda is fun. Having her as a spouse is like medieval fantasy Breaking Bad, except Skyler is Heisenberg lol 2. Brelyna is probably the most likeable of the College Students. She's got a fun and sweet personality, a hillarious short side quest and if you marry her you, lorewise, become an honorary member of House Telvanni.
Ysolda be like: you think someone is going to get ripped off? You think that one is me? Fool! I am the one who rips off people, I am the one who barters!
No furries in THIS house! She'd be more tolerable as a Khajiit, because at least then she'd be a furry on the outside instead of having rejected the glorious human form in favour of being a damn furry.
Hey! Lydia may not be the flashiest follower OR "waifu," but of all of them she is the one who always reminds me, "I've got your back." Lydia is loyal and reliable, and just sassy enough ("I am sworn to carry your burdens") to make for good company. ='[.]'=
Lydia droning “… carry your burdens” when you ask her to hold something is right up there with the cold “moving day” response from Ysolda: “oh, where?”
Aela the Scumtress is part the reason Kodlak got killed. If it weren't for her plans of revenge for Skjor and using her filthy-dog-guile to convince the Dragonborn on exterminating even more Silver Hand members, then they wouldn't have been so brash as to attack Jorvaskr and steal the remaining fragments of Wuthraad. Better still, she does not acknowledge her mistake and lack of respect for Kodlack's wisdom. I would expect nothing less from a smoothbrain Nord dog.
It gets worse because she thinks being Hircine's bitch in the scientific definition of the word is a good thing. The only characters more stupid than her are Serana and Valerica because of how they willingly became vampires. What do these people think is going to happen when they die? Do they think the likes of Hircine and Malog are going to welcome them with loving and open arms in the afterlife? Didn't Aela ever think Kodlak had a darn good reason to cure himself? As much as I like Azura, I still wouldn't trust her with my afterlife even though her realm is the closest thing to an actual heaven.
This channel has skyrocketed my love for Dagoth Ur and Elder Scrolls lore! Love this channel, keep it up guys! The 6th House will NOT go unmourned after this channel.
6:45 Frost Salts, my lord. Working in a mine is a humid affair. You get Alteration training in exchange. Glad to see Jenassa in S tier! But Muiri deserves a spot in A tier, specifically because she is dangerous. She did nothing wrong, but was wronged twice herself.
Listen, when I did that quest the first time I was all for killing thots, but finding her mom's suicide note afterwards during a smash-n-grab for the Thieves' Guild had me digging to reload saves, erm, I mean evoking CHIM to alter events.
Carrying big booba certainly had led Sylgja getting injured when swinging her pickaxe. And unfortunately, that booba also had lured me to marry her and forget honoring the sixth house unmourned
She is very much the least complicated waifu in all of Skyrim, perhaps even all of Tamriel. Capable, but not overambitious. Not at all bitchy. Fair in looks. No problems here.
Mjoll is F because of that oversized zit of hers. However by popping said zit she becomes SS. Why SS? Apparently she's also marked as Essential unlike the rest. A very likeable character that is essential but won't friendzone your Dragonborn butt unlike a certain daddy/mommy issues vampire. What I don't get is Taurie. She never changes even after you do that one minute quest of wearing that outfit to impress Elisif. It's her sister that warms up to you. Granted she still basically hates everyone else but still a lot better than Taurie. Only thing she's good for is using the 'quicksave punch a merchant reload quicksave to reset store inventory' exploit. That store is where I buy all the items I want for enchant and I get to punch someone I hate over and over. I'd suggest Starfield marriages but that'd be too short of a video- All farmtools. They make the worst of Skyrim options feel like A and S.
@@hunterdipietro2422 Hey man its not like as if I ever play as a farmtool, I've been playing as a Nord since Morrowind and the only nonhuman I've ever played as were Dunmer.
My most married Skyrim waifus: Dravynea, The Stoneweaver - Capable Alteration mage, works hard and takes pride in her own skills and discipline, despite being surrounded by ignorant racists. She expresses concern for her oppressed kin in Windhelm and prefers a peaceful life outside of the big cities. Her face tattoos are a bit jarring at first, but I've grown to like her appearance; as a chatty elder Dunmer from Morrowind, she is a simple but wise old soul. Taarie - Tall, well dressed, and unlike her sister, willing to do her own labor. She's a clever, albiet haughty and draconian businesswoman, but there is a sly undercurrent of flirtatious challenge in her speech. Her quest is remarkably easy, yet it benefits all three parties involved and she gives a generous reward. She exhibits respectfully high but not unrealistic standards and won't marry until The Dragonborn's bartering skills rival her own, and only if The Dragonborn supports her business. Once married, she's affectionate yet unafraid to speak her mind, as though she is happy to live anywhere with just The Dragonborn, she will let ut be known thay she only wants to live in the best locations if she and The Dragonborn become parents. Sylgja - Beautiful, pure-hearted Nord woman. Like Dravynea, she lives a simple life mining on the outskirts of one of the main cities. She owns a surprisingly large and lovely house. She's injured and there's a mild melancholy in her voice, yet she's still friendly and welcoming in her disposition. She also maintains a good relationship with her family and exhibits the most tenderness when married. Jenassa - No explanation needed, but I'll give one anyways. She's fearless, poetic, deadly in all forms of melee combat with weapons and a crack shot with a bow. Recently, I had a skeever attacking me from behind, and as I turned to strike it, I realized that it was dead at my feet with a single arrow in its left eye. Jenassa was somewhere hidden, forever the shadow at my back. She also expresses the most joy and gratitude when married. Mods only waifus: Wylandria - Deserves an honorable mention for being the kookiest, funniest and cutest mage personality in the game. Faralda - Best and most recognizable pigtails in Skyrim. Badass Destruction mage with a motherly smile and a silently spicy rivalry with one of the apprentice mages. Serana - Gets way more development and way more personal with The Dragonborn than anyone else. It makes sense that she wouldn't want to marry initially, but if she cures her vampirism for The Dragonborn, the potential marriage should be in the cards. Aranea Ienith - A talented mage and devout cultist. Morally strict, but being called "guardian" has a nice ring to it, and she also strikes me as a secret freak under the sheets.
What irks me is that there is a mod that greatly expands on her dialouge and interactions but nothing for characters like Janessa or Mjoll who aren't walking memes.
She does get expanded dialogue in the Dragonborn DLC. Shame most of her dialogue is bitching. I don't like being bitched at, it's why I don't bring vanilla companions in Fallout 4 since they snark at me for hoarding desk fans.
Jenassa is top tier definitely. Though I differ on Ysolda, she is great, obviously need a face mod and definitely a CBBE Curvy body though 😉 But my usual go to is one you can't have in the base game: Erdi. I figure they made her not marriable because she is needed for the Pelagius quest, but they could have flagged her marriable AFTER that! Especially with the dialog they give her when she asks if you are her knight in shining armor come to sweep her off her feet. Thank the Nine for mods!
Brelyna was the only girl I married in Skyrim. Kind of felt bad in that it seemed like I made her quit her studies as a mage to live in Whiterun with me.
I am most distressed. I saw a race ranking of the 10 races in Skyrim earlier today. They rightfully put the mongrel dogs of the Empire at the 10th spot, but not only were the n'wah incestual Altmer ranked 1st, but they ranked Argonians HIGHER than the Dunmer. It did not honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
I married Muiri, say about the dark brotherhood goons what you want, but they're nice target practice for all kinds of random spells and weapons i happen to pick up while traveling around.
Wow Lord Dagoth! Werewolf are considered Farmtools. I should have known this and appreciate your sermons to enlighten followers of the 6th house as I. All praise to the 6th House.
I lost it at referring to shahvee as this thing as opposed to acknowleding her as a living breathing being. Really committed to the farm tool status. 🤣
The one time I married in Skyrim it was to Muiri, just because she looked the least ugly of the vanilla women in Skyrim. Then I never bothered with marriage again in my future 50 playthroughs or so. lol
My first Skyrim Wife was in a lesbian relationship with my Dunmer Vampire PC, and though I enjoyed the dynamic, I can agree with her placement. Thank you, Dagoth Ur, for your divine wisdom.
I will not take Shahavee slander, she had to be a thief to survive, she couldn’t get a job since people distrust beastfolk. Plus, she's one of the sweetest spouses.
My opinions on the waifus? Well... *Aela:* The face paint hurts her appearance more than it helps, like many of the waifus in this list. *Aeri:* She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, but as she does now instead of when she was younger like in Hocus Pocus. *Anwen:* For one, it hurts that she's only one of two Redguards you can wed in Skyrim. Secondly, you'd think a priestess of Dibella would be hotter... *Avrusa Sarethi:* Apologies, Lord Dagoth, but Avrusa sounds like a hag and the all-white cataract-like eyes are a turn off. *Borgakh & Ghorza:* Orcs are a no-go for this Breton enjoyer. *Brelyna Maryon:* Her connection to House Telvanni is what makes her worth it, if only for the sake of roleplaying. Otherwise, she suffers the ugly curse almost all elves in Skyrim have. *Camilla Valerius:* Funnily enough, I'll be marrying this one to my Breton when the time comes for it, but only because I'm planning on making a family made up of all the human races of Tamriel - me (Breton), Camilla (Imperial), Alesan (Redguard) and Sofie (Nord). *Dravynea:* Skyrim's elves are ugly, period. *Gilfre:* You know, I completely forgot about her. Tbh, she looks too old for me. *Hilund:* Much like Aela, the face paint makes her look ugly. *Iona:* Why would I marry my character to a housecarl? *Jenassa:* She'd make a great waifu for a Dark Brotherhood assassin, but that face paint does not fit her well _at all._ *Jordis:* Housecarl, so *_no._* *Lydia:* *_No._* *_Mjoll the Lioness:* That William Wallace face paint doesn't do her any favors, unfortunately. If she didn't have that - and she ditched Aerin, of course - then she'd be 100% worth it for my Breton. *Morwen:* Eh, I guess no. Truth be told, her outfit is a turn-off. *Muiri:* She's at least one of at least two NPCs on this list that are actually "pretty," but the barriers to marrying her aren't worth it for me personally. *Njada:* She's a b*tch, 'nuff said. *Rayya:* Face paint? _No thank you._ *Orla:* Without her hood, she's not half-bad looking - that said, the gray hair is a no-go. *Ria:* She looks like a pug that was turned into an Imperial. *Senna:* The thing is, Senna would be 100% worth it because she's got the looks down pat, she's a Breton _and_ her role as a priestess would make for some fun roleplaying... but she has two drawbacks. For one, her attire hides too much of her face; secondly, she has face paint on that seriously detracts away from her looks. I know mods exist to change this, but Lord knows I'd be giving alms to God Howard if he got Bethesda to release a patch that changed her looks or gave me the ability to do so. *Shahvee:* Farm tool status aside, why on Nirn would anybody want to stick their dick inside of an Argonian? That's gray-area beastiality lol *Sylgja:* Remember when I said earlier that Muiri was one of two NPCs in the game that are actually "pretty" - yeah, Sylgja's the other one. She's got the looks, but her outfit is a major drawback. *Taarie:* Ugly elf. *Uthgerd:* Too butch for this Breton enjoyer. *Viola:* I love the name, but she's way too old. *Ysolda:* Looks like she hasn't slept in some day.
I will simp for Aela! She has standards for her prospective partners, well-identified passions, keeps fit, and has a good job. If she becomes a mom, she isn’t happy until the kids are in a large, safe home. A woman who actually has her life together is pretty attractive.
To be honest, the characterization of most NPCs in Skyrim is a little too shallow for me to feel like the story of my of my Dragonborn benefits from marriage. I normally skip it.
How about a mod that adds daddy Dagoth as a spouse? Also, THANK YOU for putting the furries in their place by putting their mascot Aela in farm tool tier! Tired of seeing her as number one in videos because you can put her in forsworn armor.
This ranking is disgusting. It is bias and inaccurate. Taarie belongs in S tier and all non-Altmer should be considered nothing more than Farm Tool. Fix this nonsense immediately
I dont like fandal he turns on you the moment a chicken dies from a trash fire on the ground and you happen to be within 100 feet of it. (offtopic but fuck him idc.)
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I want to hear a sermont about The Godhead Todd Howard, please in honour of the six houses and the tribe unmourned
If Dagoth Ur was my wingman, I would get no ladies. They would be honoring the 6th house and tribe unmourned all night.
But they wouldnt leave the 6th house unmoaned
Seeing Aela below F tier truly honors the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned.
Especially considering She was an A tier in followers list
Dunmer: S tier
Outlander: F tier
Reguard: Ruckus tier
The beast races and Orsmer are in-universe the most discriminated against yet Redguards are manage to catch strays.
1. Ysolda is fun. Having her as a spouse is like medieval fantasy Breaking Bad, except Skyler is Heisenberg lol
2. Brelyna is probably the most likeable of the College Students. She's got a fun and sweet personality, a hillarious short side quest and if you marry her you, lorewise, become an honorary member of House Telvanni.
My dragonborn be like: "My name is Skylark the White, yo. My wife is Ysolda, yo. Uh huh."
Ysolda, this is pure Moon sugar. We have to cook!
Ysolda be like: you think someone is going to get ripped off? You think that one is me? Fool! I am the one who rips off people, I am the one who barters!
Well, you can become an honorary House Telvanni memeber by assisting Neloth, too.
@@SoyUnZombi838 hence why it's preferable to do both. House Telvanni is fierce, independent, and batshit insane.
Why would I speak to women when I can honour the sixth house of the tribe unmourned? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Imma honour the sixth house 'til my tribe unmourns
Aela in below F tier is DESERVED. Carry on.
@RickJoystick L comment
Married her regretted it.
Imagine being attracted to someone that thinks smearing dogshit on her face is "War paint"
@RickJoystick what a grand and intoxicating innocence
No furries in THIS house! She'd be more tolerable as a Khajiit, because at least then she'd be a furry on the outside instead of having rejected the glorious human form in favour of being a damn furry.
There REALLY should have been an E tier because F stands for Farmtool.
He is a God! How dare you question a God!?
@@cowboydan507what a grand and intoxicating innocence
Hey! Lydia may not be the flashiest follower OR "waifu," but of all of them she is the one who always reminds me, "I've got your back." Lydia is loyal and reliable, and just sassy enough ("I am sworn to carry your burdens") to make for good company. ='[.]'=
Lydia droning “… carry your burdens” when you ask her to hold something is right up there with the cold “moving day” response from Ysolda: “oh, where?”
Aela the Scumtress is part the reason Kodlak got killed.
If it weren't for her plans of revenge for Skjor and using her filthy-dog-guile to convince the Dragonborn on exterminating even more Silver Hand members, then they wouldn't have been so brash as to attack Jorvaskr and steal the remaining fragments of Wuthraad.
Better still, she does not acknowledge her mistake and lack of respect for Kodlack's wisdom. I would expect nothing less from a smoothbrain Nord dog.
Being a wolf mutt is one thing I might be able to overlook, but brashness and incompetence is something I can’t overlook.
It gets worse because she thinks being Hircine's bitch in the scientific definition of the word is a good thing. The only characters more stupid than her are Serana and Valerica because of how they willingly became vampires.
What do these people think is going to happen when they die? Do they think the likes of Hircine and Malog are going to welcome them with loving and open arms in the afterlife? Didn't Aela ever think Kodlak had a darn good reason to cure himself?
As much as I like Azura, I still wouldn't trust her with my afterlife even though her realm is the closest thing to an actual heaven.
This channel has skyrocketed my love for Dagoth Ur and Elder Scrolls lore!
Love this channel, keep it up guys!
The 6th House will NOT go unmourned after this channel.
Thank you!!
Nerevar: Yo Voryn, I'm getting married to Mjoll the Lioness. Will you be my best ma...
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6:45 Frost Salts, my lord. Working in a mine is a humid affair. You get Alteration training in exchange.
Glad to see Jenassa in S tier! But Muiri deserves a spot in A tier, specifically because she is dangerous. She did nothing wrong, but was wronged twice herself.
Listen, when I did that quest the first time I was all for killing thots, but finding her mom's suicide note afterwards during a smash-n-grab for the Thieves' Guild had me digging to reload saves, erm, I mean evoking CHIM to alter events.
Yeah, Muiri would be my non-dunmer choice.
Carrying big booba certainly had led Sylgja getting injured when swinging her pickaxe. And unfortunately, that booba also had lured me to marry her and forget honoring the sixth house unmourned
She is very much the least complicated waifu in all of Skyrim, perhaps even all of Tamriel. Capable, but not overambitious. Not at all bitchy. Fair in looks. No problems here.
@@dividewalker5673 I married her and her mom and many more
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Mjoll is F because of that oversized zit of hers. However by popping said zit she becomes SS. Why SS? Apparently she's also marked as Essential unlike the rest.
A very likeable character that is essential but won't friendzone your Dragonborn butt unlike a certain daddy/mommy issues vampire.
What I don't get is Taurie. She never changes even after you do that one minute quest of wearing that outfit to impress Elisif. It's her sister that warms up to you. Granted she still basically hates everyone else but still a lot better than Taurie. Only thing she's good for is using the 'quicksave punch a merchant reload quicksave to reset store inventory' exploit. That store is where I buy all the items I want for enchant and I get to punch someone I hate over and over.
I'd suggest Starfield marriages but that'd be too short of a video- All farmtools. They make the worst of Skyrim options feel like A and S.
Mjoll got a D despite her being a Nord, having an imperial simp, and being judged by Dagoth Ur. Thats major win in my book.
Ria deserves Farm Tool status, same with all of the dibella priestesses.
I'm picking Mjoll, Shavee, and Brelyna. Just because they're polite and the Argonian and Dark Elf are probably smart... Shavee might even be literate.
Its a crime that there isn't a single female khajit you can marry, Todd thinks he can keep all the khajit waifus to himself.
@@hunterdipietro2422 Hey man its not like as if I ever play as a farmtool, I've been playing as a Nord since Morrowind and the only nonhuman I've ever played as were Dunmer.
Farm tools are for labor, not mating, n’wah
@@Littleandr0idman Says the elf that now has to work as a 'farmtool' himself after running away from his country.
He's so selfish, he wants all those hairy coochies from himself 😂
My most married Skyrim waifus:
Dravynea, The Stoneweaver - Capable Alteration mage, works hard and takes pride in her own skills and discipline, despite being surrounded by ignorant racists. She expresses concern for her oppressed kin in Windhelm and prefers a peaceful life outside of the big cities. Her face tattoos are a bit jarring at first, but I've grown to like her appearance; as a chatty elder Dunmer from Morrowind, she is a simple but wise old soul.
Taarie - Tall, well dressed, and unlike her sister, willing to do her own labor. She's a clever, albiet haughty and draconian businesswoman, but there is a sly undercurrent of flirtatious challenge in her speech. Her quest is remarkably easy, yet it benefits all three parties involved and she gives a generous reward. She exhibits respectfully high but not unrealistic standards and won't marry until The Dragonborn's bartering skills rival her own, and only if The Dragonborn supports her business. Once married, she's affectionate yet unafraid to speak her mind, as though she is happy to live anywhere with just The Dragonborn, she will let ut be known thay she only wants to live in the best locations if she and The Dragonborn become parents.
Sylgja - Beautiful, pure-hearted Nord woman. Like Dravynea, she lives a simple life mining on the outskirts of one of the main cities. She owns a surprisingly large and lovely house. She's injured and there's a mild melancholy in her voice, yet she's still friendly and welcoming in her disposition. She also maintains a good relationship with her family and exhibits the most tenderness when married.
Jenassa - No explanation needed, but I'll give one anyways. She's fearless, poetic, deadly in all forms of melee combat with weapons and a crack shot with a bow. Recently, I had a skeever attacking me from behind, and as I turned to strike it, I realized that it was dead at my feet with a single arrow in its left eye. Jenassa was somewhere hidden, forever the shadow at my back. She also expresses the most joy and gratitude when married.
Mods only waifus:
Wylandria - Deserves an honorable mention for being the kookiest, funniest and cutest mage personality in the game.
Faralda - Best and most recognizable pigtails in Skyrim. Badass Destruction mage with a motherly smile and a silently spicy rivalry with one of the apprentice mages.
Serana - Gets way more development and way more personal with The Dragonborn than anyone else. It makes sense that she wouldn't want to marry initially, but if she cures her vampirism for The Dragonborn, the potential marriage should be in the cards.
Aranea Ienith - A talented mage and devout cultist. Morally strict, but being called "guardian" has a nice ring to it, and she also strikes me as a secret freak under the sheets.
Blessed be our lord Dagoth Ur
Lydia in the F tier makes me feel a need for a new Tribunal to conquer your lies Lord Dagoth
Lydia ain't even worth using as a pack mule
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@@goreobsessed2308 Let’s be honest, if she wasn’t the first housecarl 99% of us got first, no one would give a her a second glance.
What irks me is that there is a mod that greatly expands on her dialouge and interactions but nothing for characters like Janessa or Mjoll who aren't walking memes.
She does get expanded dialogue in the Dragonborn DLC.
Shame most of her dialogue is bitching. I don't like being bitched at, it's why I don't bring vanilla companions in Fallout 4 since they snark at me for hoarding desk fans.
Jenassa is top tier definitely.
Though I differ on Ysolda, she is great, obviously need a face mod and definitely a CBBE Curvy body though 😉
But my usual go to is one you can't have in the base game: Erdi.
I figure they made her not marriable because she is needed for the Pelagius quest, but they could have flagged her marriable AFTER that!
Especially with the dialog they give her when she asks if you are her knight in shining armor come to sweep her off her feet.
Thank the Nine for mods!
"This money is probably coming from only scrolls"...😂😂😂lmao
Brelyna was always my pick, she’s just adorable.
"F tier for Faendal who enters your home through a simp shaped hole." Lmfao 💀💀💀
The only waifus in existence are my love Huna, and ending the cursed existence of Knife Ears!
Says the knight whose mistress was a “knife-ear.”
@@JabbaTiure Listen here Jabba...
@@JabbaTiure was the Twi'lek dancer just for show?
@@AdblockWillWin7853 There are more where they come from.
@@PelinalWhitestrake_ Don’t try to deny it. Huna will know of your Direnni harem before the end of the day.
Brelyna was the only girl I married in Skyrim. Kind of felt bad in that it seemed like I made her quit her studies as a mage to live in Whiterun with me.
Out of this list, Sylgja is the safest choice
She has the best 2 arguments to boot, too
"Farm tool tier. And no, you cannot use farmtools for any other purpose other than farming."
Plowing is a part of farmi-- _brain, no_.
I am most distressed. I saw a race ranking of the 10 races in Skyrim earlier today. They rightfully put the mongrel dogs of the Empire at the 10th spot, but not only were the n'wah incestual Altmer ranked 1st, but they ranked Argonians HIGHER than the Dunmer. It did not honour the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
Pay it no mind, brother. It’s nothing more than aldmeri propaganda
Naturally, Lord Dagoth would recognize the appeal of numbah Wan waifu Brelnya
The Dunmer Sorority of College of Winterhold approves
I married Muiri, say about the dark brotherhood goons what you want, but they're nice target practice for all kinds of random spells and weapons i happen to pick up while traveling around.
Wow Lord Dagoth! Werewolf are considered Farmtools. I should have known this and appreciate your sermons to enlighten followers of the 6th house as I. All praise to the 6th House.
Mjoll is S tier, she literally already comes with a simp.
Sorry, I took a look at all the spare rooms I have for simps and realized I had no rooms for simps.
I lost it at referring to shahvee as this thing as opposed to acknowleding her as a living breathing being. Really committed to the farm tool status. 🤣
*I throw a silver sword.
Aela! What's that? What's that! Go fetch it girl!
There's only 3 real tiers,
D tier for Daddy Dagoth approved
N tier for N'wah
F tier for Farm tools
I never even thought about the Anwen shop money, but it makes perfect sense 😭😂
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Damn, the Awakened Lord really went in on Camilla. I felt that one second-hand.
The one time I married in Skyrim it was to Muiri, just because she looked the least ugly of the vanilla women in Skyrim. Then I never bothered with marriage again in my future 50 playthroughs or so. lol
Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy had more personality than Aela.
Jordis the Sword-Maiden is the best waifu! She does not complain, levels up with you to 50, willing to carry your honest burdens with no problem.
My first Skyrim Wife was in a lesbian relationship with my Dunmer Vampire PC, and though I enjoyed the dynamic, I can agree with her placement. Thank you, Dagoth Ur, for your divine wisdom.
Damn, he saw right through the Dragonborn ruse. Will we ever know what Lord Dagoth thinks about the single lads out in Skyrim?
Ha! I watched this because need for completion compelled me to... 😅
But this is fun to watch and some of the break downs are quite deep 👍
This truly honors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.
Pity you cant gank her old man & take the vampire at half-moon mill...
I honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned!
I gave Ysolda my mammoth tusk and i see nothing wrong with that.
I will not take Shahavee slander, she had to be a thief to survive, she couldn’t get a job since people distrust beastfolk. Plus, she's one of the sweetest spouses.
The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"
Since Serana is unavailable, I could picture a Dragonborn just leaving Skyrim or going into seclusion, sick of everyone's shit after the civil war.
How dare you say that about my lovely shavee! She is very delicate and a eye candy indeed.
How dare dagoth put shahvee in farm tool. Idc if he’s racist that’s my god damn wife right there 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊
Is not that which services a tool also a tool?
My opinions on the waifus? Well...
*Aela:* The face paint hurts her appearance more than it helps, like many of the waifus in this list.
*Aeri:* She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, but as she does now instead of when she was younger like in Hocus Pocus.
*Anwen:* For one, it hurts that she's only one of two Redguards you can wed in Skyrim. Secondly, you'd think a priestess of Dibella would be hotter...
*Avrusa Sarethi:* Apologies, Lord Dagoth, but Avrusa sounds like a hag and the all-white cataract-like eyes are a turn off.
*Borgakh & Ghorza:* Orcs are a no-go for this Breton enjoyer.
*Brelyna Maryon:* Her connection to House Telvanni is what makes her worth it, if only for the sake of roleplaying. Otherwise, she suffers the ugly curse almost all elves in Skyrim have.
*Camilla Valerius:* Funnily enough, I'll be marrying this one to my Breton when the time comes for it, but only because I'm planning on making a family made up of all the human races of Tamriel - me (Breton), Camilla (Imperial), Alesan (Redguard) and Sofie (Nord).
*Dravynea:* Skyrim's elves are ugly, period.
*Gilfre:* You know, I completely forgot about her. Tbh, she looks too old for me.
*Hilund:* Much like Aela, the face paint makes her look ugly.
*Iona:* Why would I marry my character to a housecarl?
*Jenassa:* She'd make a great waifu for a Dark Brotherhood assassin, but that face paint does not fit her well _at all._
*Jordis:* Housecarl, so *_no._*
*Lydia:* *_No._*
*_Mjoll the Lioness:* That William Wallace face paint doesn't do her any favors, unfortunately. If she didn't have that - and she ditched Aerin, of course - then she'd be 100% worth it for my Breton.
*Morwen:* Eh, I guess no. Truth be told, her outfit is a turn-off.
*Muiri:* She's at least one of at least two NPCs on this list that are actually "pretty," but the barriers to marrying her aren't worth it for me personally.
*Njada:* She's a b*tch, 'nuff said.
*Rayya:* Face paint? _No thank you._
*Orla:* Without her hood, she's not half-bad looking - that said, the gray hair is a no-go.
*Ria:* She looks like a pug that was turned into an Imperial.
*Senna:* The thing is, Senna would be 100% worth it because she's got the looks down pat, she's a Breton _and_ her role as a priestess would make for some fun roleplaying... but she has two drawbacks. For one, her attire hides too much of her face; secondly, she has face paint on that seriously detracts away from her looks. I know mods exist to change this, but Lord knows I'd be giving alms to God Howard if he got Bethesda to release a patch that changed her looks or gave me the ability to do so.
*Shahvee:* Farm tool status aside, why on Nirn would anybody want to stick their dick inside of an Argonian? That's gray-area beastiality lol
*Sylgja:* Remember when I said earlier that Muiri was one of two NPCs in the game that are actually "pretty" - yeah, Sylgja's the other one. She's got the looks, but her outfit is a major drawback.
*Taarie:* Ugly elf.
*Uthgerd:* Too butch for this Breton enjoyer.
*Viola:* I love the name, but she's way too old.
*Ysolda:* Looks like she hasn't slept in some day.
Can we get an N’Wah category?
I chose sylgia cuz I get she was a human that wasn’t a warrior/adventurer and wasn’t ugly like most other characters that aren’t Serana
Yes! Dunmer are the only effective waifus. But the rest are to be used by our dangling dagoths. That honors the 6th house and tribe unmourned.
Lord Dagoth I have brought a version of you to World of Warcraft.
This was missing a rant on Serana and Frea not being marriagable.
That is a separate sermon: Unmarriageable Waifus
Shahvee was done dirty.
I will simp for Aela! She has standards for her prospective partners, well-identified passions, keeps fit, and has a good job. If she becomes a mom, she isn’t happy until the kids are in a large, safe home.
A woman who actually has her life together is pretty attractive.
Lydia...in F tier? Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?
I couldn't believe it either lol. He got some ash balls to say that
I'm "SWORN" to carry your burdens. 🙄
Lydia simps for the Dragonborn like a true Nord. Talos preserve her.
We can blame Eel Spaghetti for how boring the vanilla NPC women are.
I didn't even know some of these were options.
Lydia is A tier. Mostly cause one, she was my first companion. And two, she’s the easiest to get. Just complete Balgruff’s silly errands.
You and DJ studios (previously DJ Dagoth) should make a banger Dagoth vid together
That would be cool.
❤❤❤❤❤ MORE honoring the 6th house and the tribe unmourned ❤❤❤❤
“The coveted b tier”
If people don't start properly honoring the sixth house and the tribe unmourned I'm gonna lose my shit
To be honest, the characterization of most NPCs in Skyrim is a little too shallow for me to feel like the story of my of my Dragonborn benefits from marriage. I normally skip it.
Jenassa is a real life ride or die!
I'm open minded: all the Dunmer ladies are worthwhile
Hahahaha, Only Scrolls made me howl. Another grand and intoxicating sermon, oh Great Lord Dagoth.
I married Aela. Please understand Daddy Dagorh..
My thumb is so raised rn
Farm tools STAY farm tools
awesome it is a great tier list
I'm pausing the video at the beginning and guessing that the argonian wife is at Farmtool tier
Called it XD
My dunmer dragonborn always marries Jenassa.
How about a mod that adds daddy Dagoth as a spouse? Also, THANK YOU for putting the furries in their place by putting their mascot Aela in farm tool tier! Tired of seeing her as number one in videos because you can put her in forsworn armor.
LMAO YEAH MAMMOTH TUSKS ARE QUESTIONABLE IN TERMS OF USE! XD
Dragonborn n'wah? Half the time, I play Skyrim as a Dunmer lol
Where would you put Serana?
She has her own vids
OnlyScrolls absolutely took me out
Most of these women probably have an OnlyScrolls. I'd rather honor the Sixth House. And the tribe unmourned.
Am I the only one who’s glad Serana isn’t on this list? 🐢
I love how people talk about how racist Nords are pretending that Dunmer don't exist 😅😅
Is this Naiwal???
Nazeem best waifu.
I came alright
Why cant we marry Maven Blackbriar
This ranking is disgusting. It is bias and inaccurate. Taarie belongs in S tier and all non-Altmer should be considered nothing more than Farm Tool. Fix this nonsense immediately
Thalmor simp spotted
Notifying Pelinal Whitestrake
Yes, stormcloak officer, sir. This post right here.
Serana that's it no one else bye
What is Ultra realistic with Skyrim's portrayal of marriage is that most are not going to end up marrying the. Person they truly want lol.
I dont like fandal he turns on you the moment a chicken dies from a trash fire on the ground and you happen to be within 100 feet of it. (offtopic but fuck him idc.)
Oh and you are going to start an all out war with ESO (youtuber) by putting Lydia in the F tier
Sorry Dagoth Ur. But I have to disagree. Lydia will always be S tier in my eyes.