this video is like a movie that bombed in theaters and flew totally under the radar, only to become a hit after the home video release and later be recognized as an all time classic
Blasphemy! It's amazing, but I'm not sure it's better than Godfather. I could see someone thinking its better than Shawshank, but I cant say I agree. All 3 are are classics, but Godfather and Shawshank are untouchable imo. Mike Matei and Inspector Gadget play Mineycraf is close behind though.
I’ll always remember when I sent this video to a buddy and they told me “this is like a political cartoon without the politics”. That quote always stuck with me. Also it makes this video a lot funnier.
@@alecboi777 I still find it amazing and hilarious Toby actually referenced this, and not only that, somehow it was completely in character for Spamton to do so
I was gonna comment similar, but i think Van Gogh work wasn't loved just past his prime, more like past his life. Also, Van Gogh cut off one of his ears while Mike cut off one his testicles.
Cinemassacre's magnum opus. They took this down because they knew they could never top it. I'm glad they brought it back, it shows they've grown and are now accepting of perfection in it's purest form.
I think (re)uploading the Super Mario DVD review video very recently also helped to recontextualize this one, because now it is clear that he was making fun of how Gadget talk in the Mario DVD menus. Doesn't make a masterpiece out of it, but it is less out of the blue.
That's why they even have a Library of Congress, in case there is a nuclear apocalypse. In fact, we should put this in "The Matei Capsule" and make a new government on Pluto so that it just keeps existing.
@@waxata_k He got flack for this back then.. people just werent ready including me, its like Spiderman 3 movie where everyone just hated the Jazz dance scene. And now its just gold for some reason : D
Mike Matei is a true genius. When this masterpiece was released, we rejected it. But after so many years, he decided that we were finally ready to respect this work of art for how great truly is - and was.
@@TheVideoGuyfromOhio There's an edit of this video called "Minecraft without Gadget" where gadget and his lines are edited out, so Mike just looks like a nutcase.
the little “cold open” exchange they have at the beginning (or rather, mike has with an empty couch) evokes a feeling on-par with watching your dog get shot.
@@dumbage Everyone was behind James and his movie at the time. Mike was just housesitting and doing the bare minimum, posting these reviews. I hated them too. But now, years later this is the one I keep coming back to and quoting.
This is the most unfunny thing ever created which is why this is the funniest thing ever created. Genuinely comedic genius. It's so insane how this man accidentally created the most funny thing ever without even trying. Truly a visionary.
@lightning crashes an old mother dies If you listen to this and actually believe you hear anything but Mike as a more nasally version of himself, then you might be the one who has the hearing problem.
This video literally lives in my head. Multiple times a week I hear this video. And I’ll repeat Gadget’s dumbass phrases regularly. This video is the peak of comedy. It’s unexplainable
I love building bricks in Smash Brothers Building bricks with Smash Brothers is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing a game
Stage 5: Acceptance
he could not live with his failure. where did that bring him? back to this.
Lol
yes.
@@rekius328 What do you mean failure? This is a masterpiece
@@jeffmcbobberson8228 Not this failure, his other failures which brought him back to this masterpiece
this video is like a movie that bombed in theaters and flew totally under the radar, only to become a hit after the home video release and later be recognized as an all time classic
The Donnie Darko of Cinemassacre
@@romancoinberg Or Halloween III
Nick Cage’s Wicker Man
Tommy Wiseau's The Room.
Not a movie but basically earthbound.
This video is basically "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it."
“It’s your cousin, Marvin Matei…”
This is the only Minecraft movie I will acknowledge
This is 10 times better than the Shawshank redemption and The Godfather combined.
Blasphemy! It's amazing, but I'm not sure it's better than Godfather. I could see someone thinking its better than Shawshank, but I cant say I agree. All 3 are are classics, but Godfather and Shawshank are untouchable imo. Mike Matei and Inspector Gadget play Mineycraf is close behind though.
Joe:
Joe mama hahaaaa
@Andrew Joe Mama is so sweet and kind you better take good care of her
then you clearly have not seen both of the movies or you were just having it as background noise while you were on your phone the whole time.
Is this the Minecraft movie
It should be
It’s better
It’s not THAT good.
@@MrJimmyTideWrong
This a certified hood classic
Ooga booga
Damn Penny, where'd you find thiiis?
REAL TRAP SHIT
Pog
Wdym this is from 2020
I’ll always remember when I sent this video to a buddy and they told me “this is like a political cartoon without the politics”.
That quote always stuck with me. Also it makes this video a lot funnier.
that's fucking hilarious
Mike forgot the politics
Knowing Motherfuckin Mike Matei it's best he leaves the politics
@@uastyrdzhiiIf I may ask, what happened?
Ye
_"I love building brown bricks in minecrap"_
The famous words from a legend
Brown bricks in minecrap has been my phone notification for the last 3 years 😂
Bot
@@awetastic you don’t understand memes
@@awetastic
Yeah if you're a boomer
@@G4mm4gh0st and he even don't understand high quality rips.
This aged like milk, into a fine cheese.
This is the few times in youtube history when it’s like that
True
It was so bad it looped back around and became great
especially with deltarune
“KID GO AWAY IM BUSY BECOMING [[GOD]]”
@@alecboi777 I still find it amazing and hilarious Toby actually referenced this, and not only that, somehow it was completely in character for Spamton to do so
It's been so long that this now feels like an avant garde comedic masterpiece
it always was. We just weren't ready for it yet
@@octagonseventynine1253 based
Its been so long
@@pessoa__ since I last have seen my son
@@damoji5332 lost to this monster
Mike Matei is a modern Van Gogh. His work was hated in his time, but loved past his prime.
I was gonna comment similar, but i think Van Gogh work wasn't loved just past his prime, more like past his life. Also, Van Gogh cut off one of his ears while Mike cut off one his testicles.
@@user-bu69ttf4ckwait really?? Mike cut off his balls?
@@user-bu69ttf4ck Wait, what? He cut off his testicle?
What an asshole!
🎶Starry starry night🎵…
Cinemassacre's magnum opus. They took this down because they knew they could never top it. I'm glad they brought it back, it shows they've grown and are now accepting of perfection in it's purest form.
truly an example of modern cinema.
I think (re)uploading the Super Mario DVD review video very recently also helped to recontextualize this one, because now it is clear that he was making fun of how Gadget talk in the Mario DVD menus. Doesn't make a masterpiece out of it, but it is less out of the blue.
You gotta see wizard of oz PT 2 Dorothy goes to hell
@@TheVideoGuyfromOhio Yeah you're right....
It's literally the best movie ever created. No wonder it won 100 awards. It's a masterpiece
@@alexanderadams9058 Ffs, it's just a video, like it as you want, just remember that it is not the most important thing as say, the Bible...
me then: this is painfully unfunny
me now: this is a surrealist comedy masterpiece
back then it was funny, you're just a zoomer.
odd to think this was considered unfunny once when ''here comes pacman'' was peak comedy in 2006
this is basically the same
@@rasmusirlind8829 They were both the comedy that has molded what we find funny now
Funny how this video got something of a cult following.
Stone8age it’s like The Room of UA-cam videos
It's likely because Mike took it down after people criticized it. Trying to hide something from people makes them want to see it more.
it has aged SPECTACULARILY
This got popular thanks to oneyplays.
@@knack3381 It honestly fits well in modern youtube comedy. Its so fucking dumb but thats the comedy
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
"My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly never had sex."
Sheer brilliance.
@I Got That PMA yes it is
@I Got That PMA You think you can do better huh?
@I Got That PMA It is quite possibly the most fun you can have in an app.
The irony of that line
that was actually pretty funny
We need to petition to get this in the Library Of Congress.
yes
It must be done for the sake of humanity
That's why they even have a Library of Congress, in case there is a nuclear apocalypse. In fact, we should put this in "The Matei Capsule" and make a new government on Pluto so that it just keeps existing.
It’s amazing that every line in this video is quotable
"my deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly never had sex."
"He is a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents" is underrated
@@Cherry_Magenta WHAT ASSHOLE.
I love how when Minecraft was announced for Smash Bros, we all flocked here.
Lol truuuuuuuue
600th like
"Oh look, a free iPad."
The most based line
high-IQ line to quote
The REAL Minecraft movie.
He has finally embraced it 100% by reuploading the vid itself
Re-upload? What do you mean?
Look at the upload date.
@@waxata_k He got flack for this back then.. people just werent ready including me, its like Spiderman 3 movie where everyone just hated the Jazz dance scene. And now its just gold for some reason : D
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
Yes
We’re really going back to the past now
To watch the shitty vids that suck ass
To watch amazing vids that are really good
samurai jack
Is there even a past? This video is a *present* , that says it's a gift, a delight
Mike Matei is a true genius. When this masterpiece was released, we rejected it. But after so many years, he decided that we were finally ready to respect this work of art for how great truly is - and was.
Lol now that we know the context of it, it’s amazing
Why did people reject it?
@@tommj4365 they weren't on that wave yet
Ready to inspect
Just blew my fucking load to this comment
That video with gadget removed is one of the greatest gifts to humanity.
It definitely is!
What do you mean?
@@TheVideoGuyfromOhio There's an edit of this video called "Minecraft without Gadget" where gadget and his lines are edited out, so Mike just looks like a nutcase.
Where can I find it?
@@dogenestris How did you miss my link? It's above your comment.
There's no way the Minecraft movie can top this
Damn, Vtubers have really come a long way, this face tracking is INCREDIBLE
Yeah, it looks like Mike Matei is actually sitting there!
It takes a special kind of comedic talent to make something so fundamentally unfunny that it loops around to being the most hilarious thing ever
🅱️rown 🅱️ricks
🅱️wown 🅱️wicks
with my 🅱️ine 🅱️rap
@@Maximus_-qc3zt 🅱️iney 🅱️rafta
Rown ricks
with my crap
No joke, this looks better than the movie trailer.
Can we get more deleted vids? Theres no shame in mein crap
BROWN BRICKS ARE CANON IN THE SMASH LORE
"I'm" having a "lot" of "fun"
what did he mean by this
Tony "Zaret"
This is unironically one of the greatest videos in the history of UA-cam.
We the people demand an Inspector Gadget AVGN episode with you reprising the legendary role
Yes we do
@@GoldenPickaxe We totally do
I would love that!
Top 10 anime comebacks
y e s
I don't know my parents middle names but I know every word to this masterpiece
I know both of my parents middle names (Lynn and Dale) and I know every word to this masterpiece
@@eternalnut Your trophy is in the mail
@@googleuser3163at least his memory medication isn't lol
I guess Mike realized how great that he decided to re-release.
No I blame Silvagunner for this.
Nathaniel Foga Re-release? No, this is hot new Matei content fresh off the presses. Never seen anything like this before, no sireee
@@cr103 Gossip is hardly entertaining though.
He's like a young George Lucas
the little “cold open” exchange they have at the beginning (or rather, mike has with an empty couch) evokes a feeling on-par with watching your dog get shot.
That's called a _"hard on"_ or an _"erection"_
uhh this is a shitpost, i think you're maybe looking too hard into it
@@mjdxp5688 guess you just never watched your dog get shot
@@mjdxp5688 I think maybe, just MAYBE, he was exaggerating.
@@michaelaeschbacher4648 oh yeah probably lol
Finally decided go give your masterpiece some more exposure
The fact it's Canon now 💀
Wait what oh god what
"My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite PAUSSIBLY never had sex"
I unironically remember when this video was hated, this video was way ahead of it's time, and it's great to see it actually getting loved now.
Why was it hated
@@dumbage guess
@@dumbage It was too intelligent, too deep, too insightful for the human race to handle at the time
*its
@@dumbage Everyone was behind James and his movie at the time. Mike was just housesitting and doing the bare minimum, posting these reviews. I hated them too. But now, years later this is the one I keep coming back to and quoting.
It’s like the velvet underground banana album of UA-cam videos: hated on release, only to be retrospectively recognized as a masterpiece
This is the most unfunny thing ever created which is why this is the funniest thing ever created. Genuinely comedic genius. It's so insane how this man accidentally created the most funny thing ever without even trying. Truly a visionary.
This video is legendary
This video is alot of fun
We live in a timeline that this is a reality
Thank God this got re-uploaded. My life has been empty without this comedy gem.
Your threshold of comedy must be pretty low.
I'm in the presence of a UA-cam legend, glad you still watch Cinemassacre Arch.
@@FreakinSweet1987 sarcasm.
@lightning crashes an old mother dies Everything is better than Family Guy.
@lightning crashes an old mother dies Yup, it's been garbage since season 4.
how did people ever hate this I broke down laughing watching this
people could not comprehend this brilliant masterpiece
“I guess you guy’s aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.”
Chris would be proud that this was re-uploaded
when all your knowledge of internet culture comes from lets players
@@groovytavy6192 comment sections to these vids totally aren't full of "haha oney sent me here"
Who’s Chris? Lol
Your father.
I thought you meant chris-chan
B R O W N B R I C K S I N M I N E C R A P
My eyeballs bulged outta my head and my jaw literally fell to the floor when I saw this was uploaded
Why?
@@CornerPrawn Mike tried to bury this video for years, then he suddenly decided to reupload it.
ITS FUYCKING REAL
The madman actually uploaded it.
This is a great example of being TOO ahead of the times.
Postmodern comedic masterpiece
2012: "Seems more like monkey see, monkey do..."
2023: A real life bonobo plays Minecraft with a touchscreen.
Bonobos are apes, not monkeys. ;P
"it's been 3000 years..."
*Looks at watch*
Just 3, actually.
Me when I watch the new Minecraft Live and it gets to the Mud announcement
Mike's magnum opus, he caught lightening in a bottle with this one.
he also wrote every popular and funny episode of avgn
This is the earthbound of youtube videos.
And now it's real
Bunch of 12 year olds (literally and also metaphorically) didn't understand this back then, and then grew up. That's all.
Slow-burn, Lynchian masterpiece
my humour is so broken how tf did I find this funny
I liked the part where Mike did an impression that just sounded like himself.
Go back to 2011
@@SonicMatrix64 Are his impressions worse there?
@lightning crashes an old mother dies If you listen to this and actually believe you hear anything but Mike as a more nasally version of himself, then you might be the one who has the hearing problem.
@@FreakinSweet1987 that's the best part though
@@Mr_Luggy It wasn't intentional though. He thought he was doing a good impression.
honestly, this aged beautifully
"He's gonna take you back to the past..."
“guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet… but your kids are gonna love it.”
This is actually the funniest and most real review of minecraft out there. An absolute legend of a video
Mike Matei had _no idea_ just how ahead of its time this was. It's genuinely really funny.
*"Killing Mario with a Creeper is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing Smash Bros!"*
-Inspector Sakurai, 2020
@Smash Bandicoot Hello, guy who thinks Smash is a Mario spin off, how are you?
Stage 6: Death
How anybody ever hated this is a complete mystery to me.
self awareness wasn't invented back then
this type of anti humor wasn't really understood on the internet until 5 years later lol
You had to have been there
ITS REAL
Based Mike Posting
This video literally lives in my head. Multiple times a week I hear this video. And I’ll repeat Gadget’s dumbass phrases regularly. This video is the peak of comedy. It’s unexplainable
I constantly hear "dat glow"
DVD
M o i n e C r a p !
He's a nerd and I hate nerds more than I hate mad agents, what an asshole!
I had the phrase "I'm always on duty" pop up into my mind and decided to search for this again.
my memories are coming back
This is "The Room" of internet videos.
This is the only Minecraft Movie worth watching.
So glad I got dumped by my ex because he wouldnt let me play this on the tv
This is the second coming of christ right here
lmao
he's in
I love building bricks in Smash Brothers
Building bricks with Smash Brothers is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing a game
“Press the BUTT-on!”
BUTT-on BUTT-on, who’s got the BUTT-on!?
Move the GLOW
Ian Meyers to the BUTT-hole
Me when I'm 40 and I remember that one Mike Matei video while working on brick construction.
This is fucking hilarious. Now I get why Oney and the boys were so obsessed with this bit back in 2017.
I come back to this every year and every year it gets better.
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
this is just like 2019's The Joker
Especially at the end 2:34
It took an apocalyptic event for Mike to finally accept the fact that he made this video.
What event
@@mrscruffles801 There is no war in ba sing se
@@BigBrosFilms No I asked a question
@@mrscruffles801 Probably COVID
@@mrscruffles801 C-c-covid? You're not wearing your mask are you puny underling
I wish cinemassacre would do risky projects like this instead of generic podcasts or avgn episodes that seem like they're from an Amazon assembly line
how the fuck did deltarune reference this video TWICE
twice? i thought it was only once with spamton when talked to behind the locked basement door. whats the other?
@@tescotime the hacker when he's in your castle town
3 times if you count the Spamton Sweepstakes
🅱rown 🅱ricks
Still better than the minecraft movie
It’s a shame that James will never upload anything like this again.
Be not sad that it's over, but be joyous that it happened
yeah i love vtubers
Mike pioneered ironic humor and vtubers. What a visionary
To think, this video would be referenced by Deltarune. Life... seems complete now
What??
21st like
nice
THIS IS REAL
The Pinkerton of internet videos, rejected on release, and becomes a work of art later on