GUY'S GUIDE TO BEING MANLY

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  • @Slimecicle
    @Slimecicle 11 років тому +608

    I wait for the day when people laugh as much as my videos as they do at yours, Ian and Anthony. You're a great inspiration for me and a lot of others!

    • @stubish5582
      @stubish5582 3 роки тому +86

      I feel like I just found gold with this

    • @donutusable
      @donutusable 3 роки тому +48

      Oh shit this was unexpected

    • @ExySmexy
      @ExySmexy 2 роки тому +48

      you did it fam

    • @saturn_illus
      @saturn_illus 2 роки тому +40

      this comment aged like fine wine

    • @chrissyoons
      @chrissyoons 2 роки тому +8

      bro..

  • @smosh
    @smosh  11 років тому +5780

    Firsty-eleventeenth!

  • @vonn2324
    @vonn2324 5 років тому +250

    2:09
    “i wanna name our baby bernard!
    “it’s a girl”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @childishgavino22
    @childishgavino22 8 років тому +1618

    Anthony got to be the cop this time!!

  • @annehd2351
    @annehd2351 10 років тому +344

    No, you have to be -
    1. As swift as a coursing river
    2. Have the force of a great typhoon
    3. Have all the strength as a raging fire
    4. Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 8 років тому +191

    We need more Guy's Guide and In The Wild

    • @share_accidental
      @share_accidental Рік тому +2

      i still want them 😢

    • @AccipiterSmith
      @AccipiterSmith Рік тому +3

      Those two and the Grammar Police (the video that initially introduced the police character, Sgt. Anous).

  • @SassyKat128
    @SassyKat128 8 років тому +764

    I'm a girl and I follow this guide...
    Well, mostly. I'll admit, I could never bring myself to give up tampon parties.

    • @jtsucreate
      @jtsucreate 8 років тому

      Me neither....

    • @johnnyboy3055
      @johnnyboy3055 8 років тому

      .

    • @SRVRCRSHR
      @SRVRCRSHR 8 років тому +1

      Oh. Hm... Lovely to know... 😐

    • @spilledty9537
      @spilledty9537 8 років тому +4

      wait i'm a girl but,,,,,,, those are real?

    • @a_vaporeon
      @a_vaporeon 8 років тому +9

      can never resist a good tampon party { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}

  • @SUPERSamuraiGaming
    @SUPERSamuraiGaming 8 років тому +131

    LOL AT 2:26 THEY'RE DOING THE MACARENA IN THE BACKGROUND LOL

  • @_Ikelos
    @_Ikelos 10 років тому +31

    The scene with Anthony dressed like a policeman on top of Ian, beating him with his schtick made many fangirls very happy.
    brace yourselves, the fanfics are coming.

  • @whatever
    @whatever 11 років тому +477

    Thank you for this informative and educational video.

  • @wellingtoncamargo7329
    @wellingtoncamargo7329 11 років тому +13

    0:40
    "If something like this ever happen to you, BETTER CALL SAUL!"
    ROFL!

  • @matthewwilliams4569
    @matthewwilliams4569 6 років тому +30

    “The pay a black guy to dance for you” 😂I died

  • @bananablob288
    @bananablob288 8 років тому +520

    But they forgot- To be a man, you must be swift as the coursing river and mysterious as the dark side of the moon !

    • @samirmohamed9220
      @samirmohamed9220 8 років тому +17

      with all the strength of a raging fire.

    • @vanshikadhandhania3678
      @vanshikadhandhania3678 8 років тому +12

      SerpentQueen@Hp with all the force of a great typhoon

    • @darkundereyes3600
      @darkundereyes3600 8 років тому +9

      SerpentQueen@Hp let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns

    • @fr0mbis775
      @fr0mbis775 8 років тому +2

      SerpentQueen@Hp dbz abridged bra!

    • @samirmohamed9220
      @samirmohamed9220 8 років тому +5

      I_Dropped_It
      Did they send me daughters? When I asked for sons.

  • @lianocerda2389
    @lianocerda2389 9 років тому +316

    3:19 good memories
    THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR

  • @saurora2869
    @saurora2869 8 років тому +480

    3:41
    Do you remember molester moon?
    "I'm gonna molest youuuu"

  • @kirbyforlin2074
    @kirbyforlin2074 8 років тому +30

    I loved it when Anthony said "FABULOUS!!!!!!" It was so cute.

  • @Halfgirlhalfcraft
    @Halfgirlhalfcraft 11 років тому +12

    what I love about smosh is that even though they may make offensive videos they make it in such a friendly, playful way so you don't get upset

  • @LostTreble
    @LostTreble 8 років тому +24

    3:06 the way he said dancing lmfao

  • @NNNNNNNNNN-nnnnnnnnnn
    @NNNNNNNNNN-nnnnnnnnnn Рік тому +67

    Screw Andrew Tate! Smosh is bringing back the TRUE masculinity!

    • @frankchen4229
      @frankchen4229 Рік тому +1

      Honestly I miss when UA-cam was run by raywilliamjohnson, smosh, nigahiga, etc instead of these wannabe corny virtue signaling motivational self improvement garbage speakers

    • @shinigamiking8908
      @shinigamiking8908 Рік тому +2

      ​@@frankchen4229 same here man

  • @StarstormAnimations
    @StarstormAnimations 5 років тому +9

    1:39 tbh that's my reaction to everything.

  • @diamondwarrior2003
    @diamondwarrior2003 11 років тому +43

    actually this how you be manly. you must meet the following criteria
    1, swift as a coursing
    2. have all the force of a great typhoon
    3, have all the strength of a raging fire
    4. be mysterious as the dark-side of the moon

  • @ezrato
    @ezrato 11 років тому +9

    3:20 LOL Now I'm gonna bring a flamingo to the next party I go to

  • @randomnutshells3835
    @randomnutshells3835 8 років тому +82

    3:20 the neighbor is a really good reference to one of your vids

    • @Baxocj
      @Baxocj 8 років тому +1

      a lot of their vids

    • @Zenniel64
      @Zenniel64 8 років тому

      WaffleNinjaYT I have totally forgotten about it! lol

    • @fbi5122
      @fbi5122 8 років тому

      WaffleNinjaYT

    • @randomnutshells3835
      @randomnutshells3835 8 років тому +1

      red hack 63 ?

    • @CamStudioz1
      @CamStudioz1 4 роки тому

      *THAT DAMN NEIGHBOUR!!*

  • @TheRealSwainey
    @TheRealSwainey 9 років тому +14

    0:53 - One of guys in the background looks like he's wearing a DBZ wig.

  • @thecriticaltoasters7379
    @thecriticaltoasters7379 10 років тому +24

    Im gonna use the "Spock's naked ass" compliment from now on.

  • @StickNik
    @StickNik 11 років тому +12

    2:56 In Soviet Russia, chair sit on YOU!

  • @erinseaton1035
    @erinseaton1035 11 років тому +11

    3:54 That stunt double

  • @clare4126
    @clare4126 8 років тому +169

    This oujia board ad is me just saying:
    Illuminate confirmed ( the main piece of the board is a triangle )

    • @minimoviedirecter8427
      @minimoviedirecter8427 8 років тому +1

      A

    • @pff4302
      @pff4302 8 років тому

      Akatsuki Zeno soooo true dude

    • @coastaku1954
      @coastaku1954 8 років тому

      They can't choose the ads but I got a Via Rail ad

    • @zakwtvr
      @zakwtvr 8 років тому

      Akatsuki Zeno and u put ur eye in it

    • @clare4126
      @clare4126 8 років тому

      MrCyberStrike 400 Welp, your opinion!

  • @Spade353
    @Spade353 10 років тому +5

    Thank you for the relief, just got through randomly picking videos on youtube and stumbled into some girl's channel named venus angelic, every second watching my manliness was destroyed and ripped from my grasp. In a desperate attempt I quickly searched "manly videos" to escape this prison of a girl acting like a cute Japanese doll for every single video. I couldn't take it any longer but hopefully i've managed to escape before I was too far gone...

  • @DrSuperKamiGuru
    @DrSuperKamiGuru 11 років тому +7

    The Neighbor is my favourite dance move now.

  • @JoGoTheVO
    @JoGoTheVO 2 роки тому +7

    3:40 - I love how Smosh always pronounced it as “MOO-lester”

  • @brucelau2023
    @brucelau2023 5 років тому +6

    They did the Macarena and the Gangnam style dance LMAO

  • @sarahahnkim
    @sarahahnkim 9 років тому +93

    Sitting positions: the Gargoyle
    Or also known as Lawliet from death note

  • @jtismybro
    @jtismybro 11 років тому +7

    I was in a shitty mood and this really cheered me up :D i love you guys!!! ❤️

  • @pokecraft12
    @pokecraft12 11 років тому +9

    More guys guide PLEASE

  • @callanmacandie
    @callanmacandie Рік тому +1

    Now that smosh is back: THE GUYS GUIDE TO BEING AN OG SMOSHER!

  • @888mickerr
    @888mickerr 8 років тому +4

    Things Ian's parents are proud of:
    "I just wanted to suck out his manliness!"

  • @bluesiesbunnsie6192
    @bluesiesbunnsie6192 11 років тому +4

    This was too funny. The Chris Brown and the pay a black guy to dance for you almost made me die of laughter.

  • @Rinkawaiii
    @Rinkawaiii 5 років тому +8

    2:38 this single handedly made me stop sitting with my legs crossed.

  • @yeahnah610
    @yeahnah610 Рік тому +2

    THE CHRIS BROWN I CANT--

  • @theatomicstache4926
    @theatomicstache4926 7 років тому +5

    3:54 Can't stop laughing!!!! 😂😂

  • @MegaGanash
    @MegaGanash 11 років тому +5

    One of the best videos you guys have made, Keep it up!

  • @oyuk4618
    @oyuk4618 7 років тому +11

    At 2:43 They really got me
    I was really sitting like that!!!

  • @LuizAntonio-zs7ko
    @LuizAntonio-zs7ko 9 років тому +3

    01:03 I see you there, female spy! You can't fool me.

  • @TrainingPlug
    @TrainingPlug 11 років тому +15

    Hahah Smosh always manages to make me laugh!No better way to end your day than to end it with a smile :)
    Man, I wish my channel can be this awesome one day ^^

    • @mikaelniron320
      @mikaelniron320 11 років тому +5

      Dude, your channel is pretty damn hilarious hahaha xD

  • @DaDreemr
    @DaDreemr 11 років тому +7

    I like how the people behind Ian as he's saying the stuff are all girls :)

  • @shottybeatssword
    @shottybeatssword 10 років тому +12

    3:10 oh god the background

  • @jaderudy170
    @jaderudy170 9 років тому +2

    omg ians hair looks so good

  • @FreddyFeldman
    @FreddyFeldman 11 років тому +8

    "pay a black man to dance for you"
    what? oh.. what? ohhh LOLLLLLLLLLLLl

  • @FrequentUser99
    @FrequentUser99 9 років тому +22

    1:29
    Nice nostalgia critic Cosplay Ian

  • @omegaman123
    @omegaman123 9 років тому +3

    SERIOUSLY?!? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Those background "fighters!"

  • @kingofnova673
    @kingofnova673 5 років тому +2

    9 years later still funny this just went into recomaned

  • @himu6280
    @himu6280 10 років тому +7

    " YOU ARE FABULOUS !!!! "
    xD

  • @Zaolan123
    @Zaolan123 11 років тому +10

    Anthony:MOLESTER
    Me:MOON

  • @kingkramer
    @kingkramer 8 років тому +65

    The line in the beginning went "Hey bro, do you want to see me flex my BUTT MUSCLES? uurrrghghgrprglrghh..."
    Me imagining what came next: "urggrghglglglhhgr....." *Prrt* *too tight white pants suddently become brown*
    yes I'm weird, no need to tell me

  • @JoTheVeteran
    @JoTheVeteran 9 років тому +2

    Well, two Smosh videos are enough for sure!
    Got my fix for the rest of the year.

  • @DragonBornGirl50
    @DragonBornGirl50 3 роки тому +23

    Im a girl and i love smoshs vids like this, i miss when i was younger on youtube, the content was so much better. Too bad these days ppl are oversensitive and cant take jokes anymore.

    • @DragonBornGirl50
      @DragonBornGirl50 3 роки тому

      @Yesh same 😊

    • @share_accidental
      @share_accidental Рік тому

      me too 😢

    • @mswhitephantom
      @mswhitephantom Рік тому +2

      Recently, I read/heard that Smosh humor from this era was for "teenage boys". I'm a 30 year old woman. This stuff is funny and you can't find it anywhere today.

  • @aqenixa1871
    @aqenixa1871 7 років тому +7

    3:47 i'm dying

  • @TheArceusftw
    @TheArceusftw 11 років тому +4

    1:30 He looks more like someone cosplaying as the Nostalgia critic.

  • @hanc724
    @hanc724 8 років тому +72

    The fuq is a tampon party

    • @TheExecutoriscoolerthanyou
      @TheExecutoriscoolerthanyou 8 років тому +1

      Jacob Baker. yeah this my name. More like Hillary

    • @Spaceship11CP
      @Spaceship11CP 8 років тому

      Jacob Baker. yeah this my name. Ironic. Profile picture

    • @skullsplitter1234
      @skullsplitter1234 8 років тому

      Awkward Sause idk but you definetly need to google it

    • @Spaceship11CP
      @Spaceship11CP 8 років тому

      Jacob Baker. yeah this my name. Good luck, I'm a boy

    • @hazroblox1106
      @hazroblox1106 8 років тому

      Awkward Sause it's a part for women

  • @user-ur2jr9bk5e
    @user-ur2jr9bk5e 8 років тому +16

    IF anyone finds a dog on the street take it home they have feelings to don't just leave cuz so many peopel do that

  • @KoboldKritic
    @KoboldKritic 11 років тому +16

    It's weird to see Anthony as the cop

  • @kat-lc7zl
    @kat-lc7zl 9 років тому +53

    The 90s Heartthrob actually is an extremely sexy way to sit, I'm not even ashamed to admit it

  • @skyplayzalphawolf3891
    @skyplayzalphawolf3891 4 роки тому +2

    how did I miss this im a huge smosh fan

  • @blueelectro1691
    @blueelectro1691 11 років тому +9

    What they said about 1D is so true

  • @iamtheangrysons
    @iamtheangrysons 11 років тому +8

    2:02 background lol

  • @jennrockmusik6305
    @jennrockmusik6305 4 роки тому +3

    Anthony: We're gonna name our baby Bernard.
    Anthony's girlfriend: It's a girl 👧
    That almost killed me 😂

  • @cyperus4589
    @cyperus4589 8 років тому

    omg Ian's manlyness level is over 9000 incrdible. seriously though think of how many gay jokes they put in their videos

  • @NothingWorldByThisIsPailyn
    @NothingWorldByThisIsPailyn Рік тому +6

    I want to have a friend that would transition from female to male so I can send them this.

  • @ProjectPopsyc
    @ProjectPopsyc 11 років тому +8

    I love how each time Ian talks, those people are doing something ridiculous.
    Hey guys we got inspired by Smosh so we began to do some comedy sketches! We would really appreciate it if anyone could check out our channel and give some feedback! Thanks!

    • @henrychunchi8958
      @henrychunchi8958 11 років тому +3

      You guys are great! Hope you guys get more subs.. Keep up the good work =)

  • @loz6384
    @loz6384 7 років тому +4

    0:34 ∆ Illuminati ∆

  • @karinarodriguez2558
    @karinarodriguez2558 9 років тому

    3:20 That DAMN neighbor came back for the flamingo

  • @austincain764
    @austincain764 10 років тому +7

    THIS A MANS MANLY MANUAL TO BEING MANLY!

    • @ayyimao7532
      @ayyimao7532 10 років тому +4

      no! tey dum. i manley

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 10 років тому

      Old Man Grandpa lol watchu doin here!?!?!

  • @Rundownshoe
    @Rundownshoe 8 років тому +4

    Playing pokemon may be easy;but when you spam legendaries you're screaming:"I'm a little girly girl and I wish I was at a tampon party instead"

  • @isabelrivera5632
    @isabelrivera5632 10 років тому +16

    Hey man the 90s were awesome

    • @NKTJh
      @NKTJh 10 років тому

      HOW DARE THEY OFFEND MY PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD

  • @jyush1
    @jyush1 9 років тому +1

    I really shouldn't be watching smosh as my chest is REALLY bruised and it hurts when I laugh 😂

  • @dalevlog
    @dalevlog 11 років тому +6

    lol anthony actually played the policeman for once instead of ian!!

  • @blueberrykill1131
    @blueberrykill1131 11 років тому +7

    what I was thinking through the whole video: **pewdiepiepewdiepiepewdiepiepewdiepiepewdiepiepewdiepie**
    I love you smosh.
    and I love pewds too.
    *BROFIST*

    • @AmaProDude
      @AmaProDude 11 років тому

      Fuck BOTH OF YOU

    • @blueberrykill1131
      @blueberrykill1131 11 років тому

      WHY?!!??!? (sad face)

    • @kristalong7116
      @kristalong7116 11 років тому +3

      blueberrykill Because PewDiePie sucks

    • @blueberrykill1131
      @blueberrykill1131 11 років тому +2

      Krista long you can think whatever you'd like.
      i love pewds as much as i love smosh and that's a lot.
      איש איש והיוטיובר שלו יחיה.

    • @PixleFox1703
      @PixleFox1703 10 років тому

      blueberrykill Google translated that to "Every man and his Hiotiovr live" that's Hebrew right? Can you translate it for me XD

  • @skuxsmasher12
    @skuxsmasher12 11 років тому +6

    The Christ Brown LOL

  • @improvplus5056
    @improvplus5056 6 років тому +1

    In Soviet Russia, you no sit on chair, chair sit on you

  • @dgedawesome1
    @dgedawesome1 11 років тому +19

    I worked pretty hard on my GTA 5 in real life video, could you tell me how I did?

  • @kat-hj7mq
    @kat-hj7mq 7 років тому +9

    I gotta ask ... what the hell is a "tampon party" lol

  • @TheAnimeFreakAF
    @TheAnimeFreakAF 11 років тому +24

    4:58 theres a troll face

  • @OctacleEdits
    @OctacleEdits 2 роки тому

    3:40 - I always love that they pronounced it “MOO-lester" in Smosh vids

  • @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters9
    @Handleneeds3ormorecharacters9 9 років тому +12

    "It may be easy to play Pyro. But if you just W+M1 the entire time, you're just screaming "I'M A LITTLE GIRLY GIRL AND I WISH I WAS AT A TAMPON PARTY INSTEAD." Fuck that shit!"

    • @chloesiddall1681
      @chloesiddall1681 9 років тому

      really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @av_b3y0nd7
      @av_b3y0nd7 9 років тому

      We should tell that to all W+M1 noobs

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 9 років тому

      Bro I don't get it... why the fuck does it matter if you press w while pressing m1?

    • @lmao-dr9zl
      @lmao-dr9zl 9 років тому

      +LittleAprilShower deez

    • @Kingkixmw3
      @Kingkixmw3 9 років тому +1

      TF2?

  • @dinieland
    @dinieland 10 років тому +5

    Anthony looks cute in this video.. That suit

  • @Sapphirekiller
    @Sapphirekiller 11 років тому +5

    1:54 TOO MANY CORRECT!!

  • @midori9925
    @midori9925 6 років тому +1

    man i wish smosh in 2018 was still this good

  • @tuyenhuynh1332
    @tuyenhuynh1332 5 років тому +9

    If a girl wears a guy's clothes it's cool and edgy
    But when a guy wears a girl's clothes it's freaking gay
    Isn't that fair:))))

  • @exoticbubblegum88
    @exoticbubblegum88 9 років тому +14

    Dipper is going to watch this. XD

  • @ytsewsti2704
    @ytsewsti2704 5 років тому +5

    2:18 Don’t worry it’s false even though I’m a boy

  • @mistapooba
    @mistapooba 9 років тому +1

    Wow, that neighbor dance really describes my neighbors. They always wear sunglasses and have like 4 plastic flamingos in their yard.

  • @PugpuppyDudley
    @PugpuppyDudley 11 років тому +11

    1:30 Pewdiepie moment

  • @mauricevn
    @mauricevn 11 років тому +8

    omg guys! I saw M.O.L.E.S.T.E.R M.O.O.N in the background!

  • @kellyshaw441
    @kellyshaw441 5 років тому +4

    3:59 soooooooo wrong hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @super_bakon7238
    @super_bakon7238 4 роки тому

    The dude with the afro was so dedicated. So awesome

  • @fsgr-c8d
    @fsgr-c8d 11 років тому +7

    Any updates on the video game you guys are making?

  • @Roshaminam
    @Roshaminam 11 років тому +4

    Still a better love story than Twilight

  • @VanTran-ym1uc
    @VanTran-ym1uc Рік тому +2

    the "Chris Brown" really aged well.

  • @leonelromero3953
    @leonelromero3953 4 роки тому +2

    “You look like an ugly piece of shii-“ would always get me 😂