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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @malcolmleachman5215
    @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому +210

    I'm the author, this is so cool. I'm honored and a little dumbfounded. This is amazing!

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  7 місяців тому +27

      Thank you! But the story also helped tremendously! Excellent writing and great characters! Looking forward to more of your stories!

    • @malcolmleachman5215
      @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому +18

      @@HumanityFudge you're awesome, I hope this page blows up!

    • @danieldunlap4077
      @danieldunlap4077 7 місяців тому +16

      Based on your writing I'm guessing you were one of those Marines that could do something other than eat the crayons

    • @trwsandford
      @trwsandford 7 місяців тому +11

      I hope that was as much fun to write as it was to listen to!

    • @malcolmleachman5215
      @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому +8

      @@danieldunlap4077 That is correct

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 7 місяців тому +131

    The alien thinks he's made a mistake meanwhile the marine got to fight over 20 aliens, use all his assigned munitions, and got a massage. That's like a peak day for a marine

    • @martyschrader
      @martyschrader 4 місяці тому

      You left out the Ka-Bar swinging.

  • @Paul-cu9lu
    @Paul-cu9lu 7 місяців тому +90

    Marine: "I get to kill things AND get a massage? Best. Day. Ever!"

  • @PaulStSmith
    @PaulStSmith 7 місяців тому +77

    Sangorian: "We're going to torture you."
    Marine: "Hey! Stop that! That tickles!"

  • @joneszer1
    @joneszer1 6 місяців тому +11

    “Good afternoon gunny”
    Bro is a straight up motivator

  • @gilbertsandoval1888
    @gilbertsandoval1888 7 місяців тому +47

    Sounds like my Paratrooper platoon, "I need three volunteers, you, you, and you!"

    • @virtualatheist
      @virtualatheist 7 місяців тому +10

      I always liked, "Do you like music? You do? Good... Move that piano into the Mess bar."

  • @LifeMyWay007
    @LifeMyWay007 7 місяців тому +22

    As a former Marine I think this was a great story!!!! Bring on some more.

  • @trwsandford
    @trwsandford 7 місяців тому +33

    What a great story! How much fun was that?

  • @shanebraden8482
    @shanebraden8482 7 місяців тому +20

    By far, it's my favorite story...

  • @jeffreyshreve1277
    @jeffreyshreve1277 7 місяців тому +16

    Priceless! That was a very well written story.

  • @steffenstelldinger9999
    @steffenstelldinger9999 7 місяців тому +37

    shiatsu massage 🤣 you made my day 🤣🤣🤣

  • @explorer_hollis2911
    @explorer_hollis2911 7 місяців тому +15

    Yoo you do one of the best jobs I have heard of these tool assisted voice-over HFY stories. They come out real nice with minimal miss pronounced words. Different voices for different characters is nice. And your sound effects are real great, more would be too much. I liked the gunfire just fine in this and the guitar track in the previous video was devine!

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  7 місяців тому +3

      Thank you! This is exactly the result I'm aiming for! For some lines I do multiple takes in order to achieve the best pronunciation and articulation. It takes more time, but the result is more satisfying.

    • @EeBee51
      @EeBee51 7 місяців тому +2

      @@HumanityFudge - It's good when someone makes an effort instead of just "rip and post". A lot of the supposed "AI" narrations sound horrendous... 👍👍

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard 7 місяців тому +17

    This is one of the top hfy stories I've heard which makes me laugh like the one called magic😂

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm 7 місяців тому +10

    Whoever wrote this nailed all the marine dialogue 😂

    • @davidt.5513
      @davidt.5513 7 місяців тому +3

      Yeah. Also, the author is a former marine, so the whole story is so reliable. Nothing better than a story 'bout marines written by a marine

  • @arandomsystemglitch2398
    @arandomsystemglitch2398 7 місяців тому +19

    Most marine thing ever "TURN IT BACK ON I WANNA TRY IT OUT" and also can we take it back home but damn from most feared torturers to ah nah mate there just a massage company now aperently some marines found there "most deadly" set and techically while a battle was still going on used the damn thing cause the operator was alive also i bet since that operator had to operate it they might of lived and uh yeah when ever they got to head home they were a very changed person since well a entire squad of marines that just destroyed your entire crew forces you to use one of the most feared things on them because there buddy said 10/10 would do again

  • @glenmaddock1819
    @glenmaddock1819 7 місяців тому +9

    3 mags and 2 grenades , and he’s a marine ? Unless they are 100 shot mags he’s a little under equiped I mean ok officially he has his main weapon , side arm , bayonet , 2x grenades , what about the insane unofficial stuff the added ammo the anti armour rounds the single shot missile launcher manpad , orbital strike, drone support etc .
    MARINE , muscles are required , intelligence not equipped ,
    Marine sitrep: Hvt safe , 2 enemy squads of unknown hostiles approaching , primary mission protect HVT , radio support , air strike or artillery , orbital strike . Because there’s no good kill quite like overkill :-)
    Ok now I’ve finished the story I’m in awe . Alien spa treatment got to love salt water massage

  • @julianjanczyk9041
    @julianjanczyk9041 7 місяців тому +32

    "Voluntold" to do something... From where I know this... Ah, that's right, from my home country. If you don't volunteer to do something of your own, you gonna be forced volunteer... In that way xD

  • @christinetrue8198
    @christinetrue8198 7 місяців тому +10

    Good story 😊

  • @DameNickum
    @DameNickum 7 місяців тому +4

    I love it! I’m so tired of humans cast as weak, or disorganized, void of worth. This story rocks and, it follows what I know about a few marines. I had several different teachers that were marines. Never call them ex-marines, just Mr. 😊

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  7 місяців тому +3

      Glad you liked it! And yes, the theme of the stories covered by this channel are exactly as you mentioned. The HFY genre celebrates human exceptionalism and focuses on the strengths, ingenuity, and spirit of humans. Stay tuned for more such stories!

  • @user-th3ez6cs6q
    @user-th3ez6cs6q 7 місяців тому +5

    Absolutely awesome story!
    Looking forward to more.

  • @inspiraPaz
    @inspiraPaz 6 місяців тому +1

    Okay, I give...
    You get a subscription. The production value on this was pretty good. Kudos to the author as well. The "Doc" and Gunny's voices could have switched but that is a knit pick.

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  6 місяців тому

      Glad you liked it and thank you for the sub! :D And yeah, I agree about Gunny's voice. Unfortunately it was a bit late when I learned that Gunny is a SENIOR rank, but there is a good chance that his "voice issue" will be addressed in a future continuation of the story.

  • @cambam001
    @cambam001 7 місяців тому

    This has to be one of the best ScFi stories on UA-cam. I really enjoyed it.

  • @Bobbyo60
    @Bobbyo60 4 місяці тому

    I loved the irony of the whole story. Great job!!!!

  • @JustinMcGee-be8fu
    @JustinMcGee-be8fu 7 місяців тому +1

    Should of had a little section at the end there where the sangorian was trying to report to his superiors what he had witnessed. In alot of these stories humans are basically just space orcs and I love it.

    • @davidt.5513
      @davidt.5513 7 місяців тому

      That interaction would've been funny. I can't even fully imagine how dumbfounded the superiors must look after hearing the sangorians story😂

  • @Morosoph_deLore
    @Morosoph_deLore 6 місяців тому +3

    An unnecessary detail to add is that the Marine used a KA-BAR USMC knife!

  • @mikeaylward4521
    @mikeaylward4521 7 місяців тому +2

    Finally a great story and not mind numbing AI garbage. Bravo author

  • @justinsteele4756
    @justinsteele4756 7 місяців тому +13

    That was totally funny cool awesome

  • @travcat66
    @travcat66 7 місяців тому +1

    Thanks from Australia, I thoroughly enjoyed this story

  • @toddwikel3849
    @toddwikel3849 7 місяців тому

    the ending was hilarious!! great story. keep them coming

  • @thomascook3336
    @thomascook3336 6 місяців тому

    That "torture chair" must have been a full body tenz unit with the way it was described.

  • @robcubed9557
    @robcubed9557 7 місяців тому +1

    Having read both Marvel and DC comics, I got used to having humans being the weakest sentient species.
    It’s nice to find a UA-cam channel where humans are one of the stronger species.

  • @charlesfiene9068
    @charlesfiene9068 4 місяці тому

    That was awesome! Loved it, both as a human and a Marine vet.

  • @flashcraft
    @flashcraft 7 місяців тому

    That is awesome! What a great story.

  • @stevecatiller5228
    @stevecatiller5228 7 місяців тому

    Very very good story,love the ending❤❤❤❤

  • @paulfurman6240
    @paulfurman6240 6 місяців тому

    As an old Marine, 10/10. Laughed out loud at the "20%" discount!

  • @johnlone207
    @johnlone207 7 місяців тому +4

    Shared to my Fellow US Marines; now, we need the equivalent of Kinville & Okinawa in alien planet!! Thank you!!

    • @malcolmleachman5215
      @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому +1

      Copy that. Spent 2 years in Iwakuni but I went to Oki for a few things. Shore leave for Marines on an alien planet sounds like an adventure.

    • @johnlone207
      @johnlone207 7 місяців тому

      @@malcolmleachman5215 SFMF! I wanted to go there so I can visit Kojiro Sasaki'a shrine...but just made it to Sasebo when I was attached to 31st MEU

    • @malcolmleachman5215
      @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому +1

      @@johnlone207 pretty sure that's near the kintai bridge which was super close to base.

    • @maingun07
      @maingun07 7 місяців тому +1

      Spent a time or two at Stalag Schwab. What I remember of Oki is imported Filipino girls because the local girls wised up, no Leathernecks allowed in the E-club at Kadina, Habu sake, and the best yakisoba and shrimp fried rice! We ran all over that island. Never had a run in with the JP, but I did get dragged/carried back to base by the shore patrol once. Maybe twice.

    • @malcolmleachman5215
      @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому

      @@maingun07 please don't mention Habu sake.... Oh man that was a rough PT.

  • @Shinobubu
    @Shinobubu 7 місяців тому +3

    im sure he was moaning and not screaming lol

  • @colleenbosel3278
    @colleenbosel3278 7 місяців тому

    Loved it!

  • @svaz2006
    @svaz2006 7 місяців тому

    That was good fun. I actually LOL'd at the day spa part. Well done!

  • @PotatoWithALaptop
    @PotatoWithALaptop 7 місяців тому

    God imagine using your worst form of torture on someone and they fall asleep because it was relaxing that must be horrifying.

  • @ZubZAQ
    @ZubZAQ 7 місяців тому

    This is one of the best short stories I've heard so far i laughed my ass off so hard in the end awesome 10/10 for sure.
    I hope there will be more of these kinds of stories to come in the future.

  • @Psalmster023
    @Psalmster023 7 місяців тому +3

    That’s hilarious and typical of Jarheads. They’re so used to all the crap thrown their way that a torture device would be a spa day…😅😅😅

  • @KaKrassh
    @KaKrassh 7 місяців тому

    absolutely brilliant

  • @Blogie
    @Blogie 7 місяців тому

    Gotta love the twist in the story! 😁

  • @rancidmarmot1994
    @rancidmarmot1994 7 місяців тому

    Great story! One suggestion, you might want to rethink the Gunny's voice. I've known several Gunny Sgt,s during my time in the Corps, none of them sounded anything like that.😂

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, the author told me the same thing AFTER I had published the video. I had done some research while making the video and learned that "Gunny" is actually the military rank of "Gunnery Sergeant", but I completely missed the fact that it is a senior rank! Well, maybe Gunny Daniels is a prodigy? :D

    • @rancidmarmot1994
      @rancidmarmot1994 7 місяців тому

      @HumanityFudge Doogie Howser as a leather neck? I'm lovin it! 🤣🤣

  • @robertwheeler5125
    @robertwheeler5125 7 місяців тому

    Totally awesome.

  • @SmokePoppa
    @SmokePoppa 7 місяців тому

    That was a fantastic story bro...

  • @bibliophile2707
    @bibliophile2707 7 місяців тому

    Good story. I really enjoyed it.

  • @malcolmanderson6735
    @malcolmanderson6735 7 місяців тому +4

    Freaking awesome

  • @owenjones506
    @owenjones506 7 місяців тому

    What an amazing fun story

  • @andrewgoudy676
    @andrewgoudy676 7 місяців тому

    10/10 would listen again.

  • @knightstarr4587
    @knightstarr4587 7 місяців тому

    OMG! That was funny should be made into a cartoon.

  • @maddog222333
    @maddog222333 7 місяців тому

    Very good story and well written.

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  7 місяців тому

      Glad you enjoyed it! The author did an exceptional job!

  • @nbkoala5635
    @nbkoala5635 7 місяців тому +4

    Only 3 mags. You have got the wrong load out.

    • @malcolmleachman5215
      @malcolmleachman5215 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I should have had him with 7 mags, but they weren't expecting contact and mags in the future probably hold more rounds or something. It was an oversight

    • @snidecommenter7117
      @snidecommenter7117 7 місяців тому +1

      Modern firearms have a prodigeous appetite. Need to carry lots of food for them.

    • @user-th3ez6cs6q
      @user-th3ez6cs6q 7 місяців тому +1

      Oops! Grabbed the HQ load out...

  • @EeBee51
    @EeBee51 7 місяців тому

    Great story, and one of the best AI narrations I've heard. The Elevenlabs mob know their stuff

  • @ryankruchowski1951
    @ryankruchowski1951 7 місяців тому +3

    On the 7th day when GOD rested we overran his perimeter. We've been running the show ever since.

  • @peterhall8572
    @peterhall8572 6 місяців тому

    Love this!

  • @adarkwind4712
    @adarkwind4712 7 місяців тому +4

    I'd imagine then that the other alien races must be extremely sensitive to physical stimulus if it's conparative to a deep tissue massage.

    • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
      @jedediahcoulbourne1791 7 місяців тому +2

      Maybe it has something to do with non-human biology. I heard them mention salt water, so possibly that has something going on

    • @davidt.5513
      @davidt.5513 7 місяців тому

      I think that the main threat to the other species would be the heated saltwater

  • @MichaelSmith-lv6lg
    @MichaelSmith-lv6lg 7 місяців тому

    Holy cow shit! That's FUNNY! As a former Recon Marine, I can picture that whole scene.

  • @martyschrader
    @martyschrader 4 місяці тому

    Cute. Entertaining. Phun. Please produce more like this.

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  4 місяці тому

      Glad you liked this one! This story was pure gold indeed. Another one you might like (if you haven't watched it yet) is "Service with a Smile", which is one of my most recent videos. It has a similar funny vibe, hope you'll like it as well! 😁

  • @drcovell
    @drcovell 7 місяців тому

    That was priceless about Marines: it’s both action-adventure and just effin’ HILARIOUS!
    Gonna share this with my jar head friends!
    😂😂😂😂😂 👍👍

  • @notcherbane3218
    @notcherbane3218 7 місяців тому

    This is my favorite kind of story starts off serious and ends hilarious , then I got to find some more of these. Lol lol

  • @SirTurmoil70
    @SirTurmoil70 7 місяців тому

    The story was awesome and the narration was better than most,
    I do voice scripts,

  • @ghelmet2701
    @ghelmet2701 7 місяців тому

    When you're renounced as the best torture but for the wrong reason 😂

  • @JuiceyDee-qn9bb
    @JuiceyDee-qn9bb 7 місяців тому +2

    I am a US Marine...we are the Children of Mars..the God of War and the nephews of Poseidon..we don't retreat..see we are insane..oorah

    • @Andrew-tf8jt
      @Andrew-tf8jt 7 місяців тому

      What a delusional little man.

  • @reubennomas5119
    @reubennomas5119 6 місяців тому +1

    Monty pythons The comfy chair alien version 👍

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  6 місяців тому +1

      The Sangorian Inquisition! 😂

    • @reubennomas5119
      @reubennomas5119 6 місяців тому +1

      @@HumanityFudge nobody suspects the sangorian inquisition 😄

  • @iamchuckrock
    @iamchuckrock 7 місяців тому

    Good stuff

  • @GerryDT
    @GerryDT 7 місяців тому

    You've just got a new subscriber living in Brazil born in England.

    • @HumanityFudge
      @HumanityFudge  7 місяців тому

      Welcome aboard! Hope the stories found here to keep you entertained!

  • @jimmahoney9523
    @jimmahoney9523 7 місяців тому

    Yup, us jarheads love a deep tissue message.

  • @johngillan4475
    @johngillan4475 7 місяців тому

    Very funny ending

  • @hernanmarin3904
    @hernanmarin3904 7 місяців тому

    I love this story😅

  • @shanebraden8482
    @shanebraden8482 7 місяців тому +2

    SEMPER FIDELIS H.U.R.A!!!

  • @DavidSSr-ky3fg
    @DavidSSr-ky3fg 2 місяці тому

    You got a cigarette only a Marine can find something in a torture thing that will enjoy it and they'll love it thank God for Marines

  • @sgtjarhead99
    @sgtjarhead99 7 місяців тому

    😂😂 “Marines receive a 20% discount…”. 😅 Semper Fi, Bro.

  • @davidt.5513
    @davidt.5513 7 місяців тому

    Please do more stories from that author

  • @zeekgames2074
    @zeekgames2074 4 місяці тому

    "Doc wasn't a Marine but they treated him like a marine"
    Yeah bud the Marines will go from chill to making you turn to a bright pink mist if you quote "FUCK WITH DOC

  • @CraigWiggins-sn4uu
    @CraigWiggins-sn4uu 7 місяців тому

    ❤😅that was funny congrats on a good story.

  • @MatkaPrzeozonaSelenaAgna
    @MatkaPrzeozonaSelenaAgna 7 місяців тому +2

    Wait... humans turn torture device into spa? How weak are bodies of aloens? 😂

    • @arandomsystemglitch2398
      @arandomsystemglitch2398 7 місяців тому

      Honestly i bet Jeff could of flicked them and they would either die or suffer severe damage but if i had to guess the aliens bodys can't exactly be shaken prob too long but kinda understandable since for every human you can always trace them back to being releated to some soldier at some point in time

  • @kenpojeb
    @kenpojeb Місяць тому

    Marines are hardcore

  • @wolfgamerv2321
    @wolfgamerv2321 4 місяці тому

    My god this is the best 😂😂😂

  • @jasonohare8157
    @jasonohare8157 7 місяців тому

    so awsome thanks for the laugh

  • @the_Kurgan
    @the_Kurgan 7 місяців тому

    Wow they multiply quick. From twenty to scores in minutrs.

  • @ThomasAlexander-nu8pp
    @ThomasAlexander-nu8pp 6 місяців тому

    Got a funny ending

  • @humansustainability
    @humansustainability 7 місяців тому

    Spa Day!!
    Semper Fi
    effing Spa Day!

  • @eugeneblue299
    @eugeneblue299 7 місяців тому +2

    Neat

  • @rachaelcourtnell7275
    @rachaelcourtnell7275 7 місяців тому

    LOL, just what we want, a "torture" chair.

  • @bryanmckinney5639
    @bryanmckinney5639 6 місяців тому

    CAPTAIN AMERICA IS THAT YOU!?

  • @christopherbrown3443
    @christopherbrown3443 7 місяців тому

    I think I may need to book a sangorian spa day!

  • @gregi787
    @gregi787 7 місяців тому

    LOL this was funny, imagine the only alive and you have to report to the higher up of what happen. 🤣

  • @Lohengrim69
    @Lohengrim69 7 місяців тому

    Per mare, per terram!!!!

  • @melissalydon3681
    @melissalydon3681 7 місяців тому

    Only 3 magazines? was the capacity kind like the marines in Aliens with 100 rds of 10mm??

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 5 місяців тому

    spa day

  • @AngryMarine-il6ej
    @AngryMarine-il6ej 7 місяців тому

    Sounds like a tale your average Marine grunt tell.

  • @sorryociffer
    @sorryociffer 7 місяців тому

    Lol😂 fun story!

  • @Kaliburz
    @Kaliburz 7 місяців тому

    So the initial scream by Jeff was his back still being tight.... 😅 When your torcher doesn't go as planned....
    Great story & very entertaining 😊😊😊

  • @Psychosurgeonpls
    @Psychosurgeonpls 4 місяці тому

    "10/10 would be tortured again" oh yeah, the author knows marines or is one XD

  • @bannykiat-ong3082
    @bannykiat-ong3082 7 місяців тому

    Jajajaja jejejeje damn i need that chair too

  • @cabbievonbump
    @cabbievonbump 7 місяців тому

    Even in the far future, you don't $#@! with a Marine. LOL

  • @smiley3012
    @smiley3012 7 місяців тому

    That was funny.

  • @grandparedpill2695
    @grandparedpill2695 7 місяців тому

    Semper Fi