am I going to be on TLC?, broke no contact with my ex, & I'm going viral on tiktok | vlog

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  • @Sandra-Renea
    @Sandra-Renea 5 місяців тому +1174

    Are you being honest with yourself about how you have treated your partners? It’s not normal for so many of your ex’s to dislike you this much.

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +169

      Of course not, a narcissist never admits their faults

    • @jasmineleopard7593
      @jasmineleopard7593 5 місяців тому +120

      Not just dislike. They are traumatized by her

    • @Sandra-Renea
      @Sandra-Renea 5 місяців тому +55

      @@jasmineleopard7593Yea, i was trying to be nice with that comment, but that's really what I meant.

    • @docsavage30
      @docsavage30 5 місяців тому +28

      Amber being honest?

    • @oneseeker2
      @oneseeker2 5 місяців тому +23

      Hate! Truly dislikes her

  • @user-rq8tc5qh3e
    @user-rq8tc5qh3e 5 місяців тому +1299

    Texting someone who asked you not to isn’t “breaking no contact”, it’s violating a clearly defined boundary. I hope Faline blocks you and keeps her peace.

    • @theveganpill8161
      @theveganpill8161 5 місяців тому +130

      ALR said she got no response so she's probably already blocked and Faline never saw the message to begin with.

    • @pumpkinned4130
      @pumpkinned4130 5 місяців тому +105

      ALR is bored and lonely, she went to the only person she could think of that might give her enough attention to get thru the week. The crocodile tears are for her bruised ego lmao. She doesnt miss shiet, she misses having someone to push around.

    • @pibblegirl5428
      @pibblegirl5428 5 місяців тому +58

      that's what narcissists do. She needs her supply

    • @OGMatty420
      @OGMatty420 5 місяців тому +47

      Feline moved on months ago and alr doesnt know about it lol

    • @queenofawesome2550
      @queenofawesome2550 5 місяців тому +37

      Faline probably blocked her a long time ago. Can’t say I blame her.

  • @LJ-dv2wl
    @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +534

    Can you just not ever stop talking about your ex's? There is a massive reason they want nothing to do with you.

    • @Rose-kj7rz
      @Rose-kj7rz 5 місяців тому +75

      How can she?
      Amber thought she was going to marry EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 5 місяців тому +30

      ​@@Rose-kj7rzafter an hour conversation on FB😂

    • @BookishBeena
      @BookishBeena 5 місяців тому +24

      a 550 lb reason

    • @jacksparrow9182
      @jacksparrow9182 5 місяців тому +17

      I guess the reason is the elephant in the room? 😂😂😂

    • @_.n0v4._84
      @_.n0v4._84 5 місяців тому

      And which is it?

  • @cinnlind
    @cinnlind 5 місяців тому +492

    Leave faline alone. She doesn't want to talk to you, else she would have talked to you. She is just fine without you. She's an adult, there's no need to worry about her.

    • @susie9010
      @susie9010 5 місяців тому +51

      EXACTLY! If she wanted to talk to you, missed you, wanted to hear your voice ....... she would have already picked up the phone and called you! Feline is not missing you, is not thinking about you and is doing amazing without your abusive behavior! However, she is probably missing her very own personal ATM (aka Amberlynn).

    • @DayManAHHHah
      @DayManAHHHah 5 місяців тому +15

      @@susie9010omg 5 of your comments have received hearts from her and now you’re here speaking the ABSOLUTE truth like that was so accurate 😭

    • @Bebedollie
      @Bebedollie 5 місяців тому +3

      Are u her new gf?

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Bebedolliewhat? Who?

    • @annstubbs2256
      @annstubbs2256 5 місяців тому +2

      Work on yourself

  • @colonless7512
    @colonless7512 5 місяців тому +352

    “I need as much help as someone who’s 550”. So why did you stop WLS last year? They said you were “approved” and were ready to help you. Girl just admit that you will never commit to anything

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +14

      Then help yourself! Buy dr nows book and off you go!

    • @SandraW6988
      @SandraW6988 5 місяців тому +27

      She’s desperate to keep viewers and will say anything that she thinks will keep them.

    • @Romaki96
      @Romaki96 5 місяців тому +24

      Why does she think that 515 and 550 is that much of a difference anyway

    • @DivaAllyC
      @DivaAllyC 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Romaki96she said that she doesn’t think it’s much difference

    • @NatashaIvanova-hy5ft
      @NatashaIvanova-hy5ft 5 місяців тому +1

      As if 515 and 550 makes a difference

  • @theveganpill8161
    @theveganpill8161 5 місяців тому +632

    TLC declined their offer because ALR is too thin to get a role in Dr. Now's new TV show. Everyone in the production office clapped. Dr. Now personally contacted ALR and congratulated her on her progress. All is well.

    • @salkagreen9372
      @salkagreen9372 5 місяців тому +53

      Def not a LAH

    • @alexander4089
      @alexander4089 5 місяців тому +68

      It was in the news paper!

    • @HaloTheRogue
      @HaloTheRogue 5 місяців тому +48

      They all made sure to call her and one by one tell her how proud they are of her.

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk 5 місяців тому +31

      And wrote her a glowing letter

    • @truthb4ureyesgoodgrl911
      @truthb4ureyesgoodgrl911 5 місяців тому +27

      Skinny legend

  • @jessicabellone913
    @jessicabellone913 5 місяців тому +300

    Every single person gains or loses 1-5 pounds each and every day smh. So all these little amounts don’t actually matter unless they are past the 5 pound mark.

    • @applejacs
      @applejacs 5 місяців тому +60

      Thank you! 👏 It boggles my mind how she and Chantal think that what they eat the night before ONLY effects the very next day’s weigh in. NutritionLynn and all her knowledge, actually knows “liddurally” nothing about how the human body works.

    • @stinkywinky03
      @stinkywinky03 5 місяців тому +31

      even more-so at 500 ellbees

    • @spiya6712
      @spiya6712 5 місяців тому +14

      I guess we just don’t know nutrition like she does 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ijaneo22
      @ijaneo22 5 місяців тому +3

      Right? When im on my period i swear i gain at least 3

    • @xbebejosiex
      @xbebejosiex 5 місяців тому

      Seriously, i poop and i lose a lb. Nothing to celebrate

  • @scorp5un
    @scorp5un 5 місяців тому +680

    no way TLC has been in contact with you for YEARS and just as things are finally cementing they tell you you’re not big enough?? i don’t buy it

    • @j.b4964
      @j.b4964 5 місяців тому +42

      Remember they turned her down.

    • @desmondhume
      @desmondhume 5 місяців тому +90

      also no way she's under 550 🤭

    • @Lady.Luck.
      @Lady.Luck. 5 місяців тому +27

      She supposedly had to tell them her real number and then they realized... 🤨

    • @Romaki96
      @Romaki96 5 місяців тому +43

      In the past she also said she was too boring for it, but we all know she doesn't want to do the shower scene.

    • @spiya6712
      @spiya6712 5 місяців тому +56

      She’s trying to flex pretending that she’s actually too skinny for something 😂

  • @randell7478
    @randell7478 5 місяців тому +294

    TLC said she's too thin and gave her an award for being so thin. Usually how these stories go with her.

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +53

      They cried at how thin she was then hugged each other and sang koombaya ❤

    • @anitabath6118
      @anitabath6118 5 місяців тому +9

      lol

    • @TacoBellMukbangRequested
      @TacoBellMukbangRequested 5 місяців тому +26

      ​@@orsitheawesomeFBI Frank also sent her an email congratulating her on her subscriber count.

    • @DayManAHHHah
      @DayManAHHHah 5 місяців тому +19

      TLC actually said “Thank you for being so brave. I am SO proud of you. My job here isn’t to recruit you. It’s to take a moment to remind you of how FAR you’ve come.”
      I’m actually Twinkieeeeee STORRRRZZZ so I heard it myself 😌

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +15

      @@DayManAHHHah"You are so much more interesting and entertaining than even the people we actually cast on the show"

  • @Natattack25
    @Natattack25 5 місяців тому +269

    GORL LEAVE HER ALONE…. She clearly doesn’t want anything to do with you anymore

  • @orsitheawesome
    @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +110

    You are not too skinny for TLC ma’am, your bmi is higher then most ppl who go on there on account u are short. Plus you have been ~515 lbs for months now and getting bigger… either your scale is “broke” or you are fibbing

    • @fwmnaz
      @fwmnaz 5 місяців тому +2

      exactly ! she's too delusional for her own good.

    • @PleiadianArcturian888
      @PleiadianArcturian888 5 місяців тому +1

      And scales do stop working too

  • @RhinestoneEyes-
    @RhinestoneEyes- 5 місяців тому +404

    Woman to woman. Faline has put her boundaries in place to protect herself and to allow herself to heal. Please respect them. And if you can't then consider in the future keeping it off the internet, also for her sake .

    • @RickJoystick
      @RickJoystick 5 місяців тому +7

      Lol apparently we all care about wipey now.

    • @pantherbaddie
      @pantherbaddie 5 місяців тому +5

      she will get arrested for that, knowing Amber she think's its a joke. I am currently applying to become a paralegal and this is the most common felony charge

    • @VixenMask
      @VixenMask 5 місяців тому +20

      @@RickJoystickyou don’t need to care about wipey to point out that Amber is being disrespectful of her boundaries. None of her partners were perfect people either but that doesn’t mean amber’s behaviour is in any way okay or justified

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +11

      @@RickJoystick Not really, but what we do care about is Amber lack of respect for other peoples boundaries, she has a SERIOUS problem with it.

    • @ashleighmackenzie8670
      @ashleighmackenzie8670 5 місяців тому +2

      “Heal” 😂😂 she couldn’t care less about Amber. Surely you’re not that simple. She doesn’t need to “heal” from anything.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 5 місяців тому +316

    You can't complain about TLC not offering you help. You've been offered so much help and you rejected it all because you refused to put in the work.

    • @thecatgirl6108
      @thecatgirl6108 5 місяців тому

      She may actually be on the show. Usually they make you sign an agreement to not disclose information which means not talking about the show, especially since it won’t be released till the end of the year

    • @thewrongshoes
      @thewrongshoes 5 місяців тому

      @@thecatgirl6108she won't be on the show because she won't be able to keep up as big of an internet presence at the same time.

    • @geoplanetaire
      @geoplanetaire 5 місяців тому

      ​@@thewrongshoesand she won't make any progress as required by the show

    • @SerpentKiss11
      @SerpentKiss11 5 місяців тому

      Honestly, I don't think Dr.Now would think she has what it takes to truly lose and be dedicated to WLS. So it's pointless, she passed up WLS before even after Wipey offered to help her pay. Once he catches wind of that sorta attitude I doubt he would even consider her a candidate.

  • @anonanon1791
    @anonanon1791 5 місяців тому +110

    Anyone who ever knew her, breaks contact with her.

    • @NurseyTina
      @NurseyTina 5 місяців тому +30

      That’s absolutely true. There is not one single person from the 10 years she’s been on UA-cam , that she has introduced us to, that is still in her life…. It’s quite sad

    • @c4r0lllll
      @c4r0lllll 5 місяців тому +5

      even her family at one point

  • @fenris5616
    @fenris5616 5 місяців тому +313

    Amber, no response IS the response. Learn to respect other’s boundaries.

  • @SandraW6988
    @SandraW6988 5 місяців тому +399

    The whole .2 bs is the true meaning of insanity. You’re right when you said there’s absolutely nothing “.cute” about a 33 yo weighing more than a full grown black bear. This nontent is truly pathetic.

    • @livpxx
      @livpxx 5 місяців тому +21

      Black bear 😭😭😭

    • @susanrenee1657
      @susanrenee1657 5 місяців тому +8

      😂

    • @shafarahmanifaza
      @shafarahmanifaza 5 місяців тому +11

      Full grown black bear cracks me up😭😭😭

    • @pappysheart6710
      @pappysheart6710 5 місяців тому +7

      Her whole existence is a microcosm of modern American culture; How to justify taking no responsibility and not having any accountability for any degree of abject failure and degeneracy. The ones who are the most bothered inadvertently contribute the most to her "success".

  • @Amanda-zt7fu
    @Amanda-zt7fu 5 місяців тому +371

    Didn’t you have 12 sessions to address your food problems? Didn’t you say you were healed from it? Alright gorl

    • @HaloTheRogue
      @HaloTheRogue 5 місяців тому +58

      Don't forget, her therapist told her she had shown more progress than some people who had already gone through the WLS.. Performative Lynn is always the best. at everything she does.

    • @Adrian-lm1vi
      @Adrian-lm1vi 5 місяців тому +23

      Don't understand why she needs a new therapist and isn't using the old therapist? They were on zoom I believe

    • @Flower.Phantom
      @Flower.Phantom 5 місяців тому +16

      I was also confused when she said she had to find a new therapist. Like why? You were doing them over zoom anyway so couldn't you technically see that therapist from literally anywhere?

    • @user-hj1gv9ir9u
      @user-hj1gv9ir9u 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@Adrian-lm1vi they may not be licensed in that state. Even virtual, therapists cannot practice outside of states they are licensed. I've had some do exceptions when I was like on vacation but it wasn't my permanent residence.

    • @user-hj1gv9ir9u
      @user-hj1gv9ir9u 5 місяців тому +2

      However ethically they are required to do a transfer of care, so insurance would cover a period of time until she found someone. However, if she fired the therapist that is null and void

  • @khen1112
    @khen1112 5 місяців тому +56

    All your girlfriends break up with YOU. How do u lack that much self awareness not to realize YOU are the issue.

    • @SynxItax
      @SynxItax 5 місяців тому +14

      And no one is shocked that she didn't get a text back from Faline. That girl was DONE.

  • @Truecrimenwine1
    @Truecrimenwine1 5 місяців тому +318

    You know what's "amber coded?" Basing your personality and manner of speaking on tiktok trends created by teens 😂

    • @LindsayLindow
      @LindsayLindow 5 місяців тому +42

      It sends me into a blind rage!

    • @lonesomebeetroot3376
      @lonesomebeetroot3376 5 місяців тому +21

      To be fair that’s anything these days. Teens on tiktok are raving about skincare products meant for people my age - mid to late 20s 😂

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 5 місяців тому +11

      An dress like grandma

    • @mscellophane1850
      @mscellophane1850 5 місяців тому +6

      @@lonesomebeetroot3376 Those aren't really teens. They are mostly tweens, which might fit ALR more if we are all honest.

  • @cinnlind
    @cinnlind 5 місяців тому +133

    Not understanding why she calls things she does"amberlynn coded". Girl you cant be amberlynn coded. You are Amberlynn.

    • @moonchild708
      @moonchild708 5 місяців тому +6

      it gives "stop self diagnosing me"

  • @LMarie_414
    @LMarie_414 5 місяців тому +378

    Thank you for motivating me daily, I lost 110 lbs in 2023

    • @Anonnpc
      @Anonnpc 5 місяців тому +19

      Proud of you homie

    • @AChickAndADuck
      @AChickAndADuck 5 місяців тому +15

      Wow, that’s amazing!

    • @ilovemiyamura_
      @ilovemiyamura_ 5 місяців тому +14

      good job

    • @Peachyy87
      @Peachyy87 5 місяців тому +15

      Great job! She motivates me as well! :)

    • @JennyNobody
      @JennyNobody 5 місяців тому +9

      Wow thats great!

  • @glooper1401
    @glooper1401 5 місяців тому +39

    People, TLC has a new show called "Too Large". Anyone over 500 can apply.

  • @leopoldphillips8020
    @leopoldphillips8020 5 місяців тому +44

    tlcs new show is called ‘too big’ and you have to be over 500lbs so she’s literally lying

  • @namehere4954
    @namehere4954 5 місяців тому +69

    No response IS A RESPONSE. It can mean the following: leave me TF alone, stop bothering me, GTFO, I didn't respond for 2 months and you don't get it, move on with your life, NOPE, or F-off. Choose one. It is a very clear response.

    • @SonarTheBat
      @SonarTheBat 5 місяців тому +1

      Maybe she was blocked.

    • @namehere4954
      @namehere4954 5 місяців тому

      @@SonarTheBat if she were blocked, it would say message not delivered.

  • @Void-vr6ki
    @Void-vr6ki 5 місяців тому +63

    I truly do not believe a word that comes out of this woman or her scale’s mouth.

  • @SamRobs1
    @SamRobs1 5 місяців тому +302

    You are big enough for TLC. What you AREN'T is authentic and dedicated .. and that is what TLC is really looking for for their show. You would never allow someone else to record you. You don't want the real narrative on display.

    • @sarahdewitt2187
      @sarahdewitt2187 5 місяців тому +19

      This!!! She never holds herself accountable either!!!

    • @SamRobs1
      @SamRobs1 5 місяців тому

      @@sarahdewitt2187 she will never succeed until she does!!

    • @LDNpat
      @LDNpat 5 місяців тому +23

      I think shes roo scared to see the real self on camera... not flattering angles etc

    • @SamRobs1
      @SamRobs1 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LDNpatoh yes!!! That part !!!! 😂

    • @ginahatim3088
      @ginahatim3088 5 місяців тому

      Nah tlc likes extreme they are looking for people 600-700 pounds. Cmon think a little.

  • @baysunshine887
    @baysunshine887 5 місяців тому +39

    The fact all your ex’s have a big disliking to you speaks volumes💀

  • @petty334
    @petty334 5 місяців тому +177

    If you go in my 600lb life...Dr. Now will ROAST YOU!! YOU WON'T MAKE IT 😂😂😂

    • @KelseyDunlevy
      @KelseyDunlevy 5 місяців тому +23

      Exactly. He'd get 2 sentences out and she'd start crying and say, "I'm leaving."

    • @Saftey1992
      @Saftey1992 5 місяців тому +15

      I would pay good good money to see this happen. She thinks she can talk her way out of anything, he would just laugh at her. Sadly though I think she believes what she tells herself… it’s very sad

    • @silvercharm9507
      @silvercharm9507 5 місяців тому +12

      Dr. NOW TO AL: "So you're saying you need da buzzballs to make yourself feel better? Der not.on da list."

  • @heiditruelove7051
    @heiditruelove7051 5 місяців тому +174

    That tells you something when she won't even text you back. You may have been a total wreck. She is very smart for walking away and not letting you manipulate her until you found someone new

  • @wolfspade1646
    @wolfspade1646 5 місяців тому +69

    I promise you Amber, you're the only one saying the term "Amberlynn-coded."

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +10

      Wtf does coded mean? Is it TikTok speak?

    • @wolfspade1646
      @wolfspade1646 5 місяців тому +9

      @@LJ-dv2wl I believe it's TikTok speak, yeah. It's a very roundabout way of just saying that something is like her; matches her behavior, is her "aesthetic" or "vibe," is predictable of her, etc.

    • @lizpernardstreet
      @lizpernardstreet 5 місяців тому +8

      @@LJ-dv2wlit comes from fans of characters of shows/books/movies like say if someone is showing signs of being queer (but it's not confirmed by the creators of the show/etc) they'd be queer coded. I'm shit at explaining stuff but there ya go 🤣

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому

      ​@@lizpernardstreetyou've done a great job thank you for explaining 😊

  • @trishthedish2790
    @trishthedish2790 5 місяців тому +43

    Why don’t you leave your exs alone they don’t want to talk to you leave them alone get over it

  • @chandlerbingbong5773
    @chandlerbingbong5773 5 місяців тому +46

    WHO TAUGHT HER THE WORD "CODED?"

    • @CarlyJOne
      @CarlyJOne 5 місяців тому +15

      She’s a tiktok girly pop doncha know?

    • @kj-pn8ll
      @kj-pn8ll 5 місяців тому +2

      THOSE MEDDLING KIDS FROM TIKTOK

  • @weenfain2321
    @weenfain2321 5 місяців тому +265

    Never in my life seen a human try so hard to convince people they shower and are *obsessed* with cleaning.

    • @damianwhite-lq7kb
      @damianwhite-lq7kb 5 місяців тому +19

      When her and her apartment is always visibly filthy 😂

  • @MRDONNY2
    @MRDONNY2 5 місяців тому +44

    Stepping half way on the scale doesn't count as a weigh-in you are humongous and everybody can see that

  • @barbaraannie5271
    @barbaraannie5271 5 місяців тому +211

    When someone asked that you're not contact them and you do it's disrespectful at the very least. It's not breaking a contract. It's breaking a code of common decency.. It would've upset the hell out of me and I would block you.

    • @BirdGang6
      @BirdGang6 5 місяців тому +6

      I had a really ugly breakup a few years ago and was basically told not to contact her anymore. So you know what I did?? I stop contacting them and let them move on with their lives. Respecting boundaries is a super cool thing!

    • @blousug
      @blousug 5 місяців тому +7

      I had to do this with a friend and occasionally he tries to contact me and I just shut him down. When someone asks for space, be a decent human and give them that space.

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SewPrimitive1776Amber has made her bed now she can lay in it. There are many reasons why none of her ex's want contact with her and she should respect that. And anyway, Amber said she was in love with someone else and it backfired because Feline wasn't down for that. These are the consequences of her own actions once again. No means no and boundaries should be respected.

    • @subjectt.change6599
      @subjectt.change6599 5 місяців тому +2

      What makes you think Amberlynn understands common decency? She doesn’t even know when to stop eating.

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +3

      Don't forget this is the woman who use to film her ex's on the toilet and in the shower without their permission.....She doesn't know what the word boundary.

  • @lissl5747
    @lissl5747 5 місяців тому +124

    Our gorl can’t be on My 600lb Life because she’s too skinnnny 💅🏼

    • @Lady.Luck.
      @Lady.Luck. 5 місяців тому +19

      That's exactly what she's trying to flex

    • @texaslyfer
      @texaslyfer 5 місяців тому +11

      Skinny people get denied to go on reality TV shows too 😤😤😤

  • @Rose-kj7rz
    @Rose-kj7rz 5 місяців тому +125

    "I need help just as much as someone who's 600 pounds".
    Says the girly pop who also says she doesn't need help with ANYTHING!!!

    • @thewrongshoes
      @thewrongshoes 5 місяців тому +32

      Didn't she claim she just chose not to get WLS last year ? Lol 😂

    • @wolfspade1646
      @wolfspade1646 5 місяців тому +13

      we just don't know nutrition like she does.

  • @susieqz813
    @susieqz813 5 місяців тому +76

    You people consoling her when she’s the one who “fell in love” with an internet stranger 2 weeks after the breakup. Feline wanted to try again but Amber was torn between the two of them. So that’s when Feline gave up. - these are Amber’s literal words lol she deserves that pain

    • @teetee9965
      @teetee9965 5 місяців тому +4

      damn. I never knew this 😮

    • @thewrongshoes
      @thewrongshoes 5 місяців тому +1

      @@teetee9965That's Amber's story. If it's true it just proved to Feline how unstable Amber really is

  • @anonanon1791
    @anonanon1791 5 місяців тому +268

    She’s about the only woman I know that can walk safely in the dark without fear of being abducted and being bundled into a car.

    • @docsavage30
      @docsavage30 5 місяців тому +28

      She could be winched aboard a bobtail, so she's not totally safe.

    • @toiletseat777
      @toiletseat777 5 місяців тому +11

      At this point the average American woman would fit this.

    • @ToniCiprianiX007
      @ToniCiprianiX007 5 місяців тому +10

      You mean waddle

    • @elanorapowell6811
      @elanorapowell6811 5 місяців тому +22

      @@toiletseat777I’m a woman and I’ve lifted and carried someone who weighs 250. The average American woman isn’t bigger than 250

    • @regenbogennarwal1071
      @regenbogennarwal1071 5 місяців тому +9

      Tbh..Her appearance and face helps her that this wouldn't happen.

  • @marycanary3871
    @marycanary3871 5 місяців тому +46

    you don’t know what hit you that night? could it have been the BINGE DRINKING?!

  • @Hannahleigh_
    @Hannahleigh_ 5 місяців тому +123

    Can we get rid of “situation type deal” in 2024

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +18

      No, that’s half her vocabulary

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +16

      She's going to read this comment and be sure to use it a half dozen times in the next vlog

    • @Syl-hn3xv
      @Syl-hn3xv 5 місяців тому +5

      Along with leggos and those cheap, old af chokers!!!😅

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +7

      And girlie pop and the other not things she says that she thinks make her a quirky gorl

    • @Hannahleigh_
      @Hannahleigh_ 5 місяців тому

      @@orsitheawesomeyou’re right 😂

  • @Nashtradamus90
    @Nashtradamus90 5 місяців тому +33

    "TLC wanted me to be on their show, but I'm not too big for them" *tee-hee* *tee-hee* skinnyyyyy queen 💁🏻‍♀ sweetie, you're not that far off.

  • @xxooarabella
    @xxooarabella 5 місяців тому +87

    she motivates me so much, i never wanna be like her.

  • @get_lucky6402
    @get_lucky6402 5 місяців тому +39

    Show us the BULLET JOURNAL
    Love this consistency for you. You have not changed in 10 years. This is an exact mirror of your videos from the beginning of every year.

  • @emapples202
    @emapples202 5 місяців тому +44

    Why are your feelings more important than Faline’s? Leave her alone and heal separately

  • @Baby.Annihilation
    @Baby.Annihilation 5 місяців тому +48

    Imagine being EXCITED about weighing 515 ELBEES!

  • @jeangarcia8049
    @jeangarcia8049 5 місяців тому +23

    The way you pat yourself on the back for maintaining 500 pounds is insane

  • @tmg94561
    @tmg94561 5 місяців тому +22

    "My mouth didn't accept the tooth" is still my favorite lah

  • @carebarebuns
    @carebarebuns 5 місяців тому +20

    “You guys have been asking why I have my jacket on”
    Two seconds later “I haven’t been reading the comments for months”
    Which one is it queen?

  • @madmurd6596
    @madmurd6596 5 місяців тому +30

    " I have all the knowledge" No you do not Amber!!!!

  • @MangoColoredSky
    @MangoColoredSky 5 місяців тому +92

    We already know you’re not going to be on TLC because you would never stay away from UA-cam 🙄

    • @Katherine_xs
      @Katherine_xs 5 місяців тому +11

      Right she cannot even do a collab

  • @ashleyhowell4057
    @ashleyhowell4057 5 місяців тому +55

    You talking to dr.now should be a pay per view event

    • @JM-kq9xo
      @JM-kq9xo 5 місяців тому +7

      I would pay for that.

  • @CeCe28ish
    @CeCe28ish 5 місяців тому +49

    Bookie you’re a Lah. youre deff over 550+

    • @kiranofearth9234
      @kiranofearth9234 5 місяців тому +7

      100% She looks like she's about to explode. Sad.

    • @CeCe28ish
      @CeCe28ish 5 місяців тому +5

      @@kiranofearth9234 How smug she was talking about she’s not big enough for DR Now’s help.

    • @pumpkinned4130
      @pumpkinned4130 5 місяців тому +8

      Hence the cam pointed at the ceiling and never showing her actually on the scale lmao. Lying Reid Era

    • @joyceleady3691
      @joyceleady3691 5 місяців тому +3

      If we all would hang on a sink or a object to lean on we all would weigh about 1/2 our size. Her one leg weighs more than 200lbs a arm has to be 150lbs her neck 100 lbs. so there's most of the 500+ she claims she weighs. She has to be putting one leg on and leaning on something to get that read

    • @MzShanizzle
      @MzShanizzle 5 місяців тому

      @@pumpkinned4130Funny how she can set up her phone to record her thirsty Tik Toks but not show a proper weigh in. 😂

  • @orsitheawesome
    @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +23

    She’s not going to go on my 600 lbs life because she wouldn’t be able to post on UA-cam for the run of the show, which is usually a year, and going on the show doesn’t pay much what so ever.

  • @LloydWatson192
    @LloydWatson192 5 місяців тому +15

    Another 1000 subscribers bought and paid for.

  • @Freespirit777_
    @Freespirit777_ 5 місяців тому +135

    You’re not the only person that has had a delayed package ever, you always tell stories like you’re the only one to experience stuff.

    • @marilyn8225
      @marilyn8225 5 місяців тому +15

      She tells these stories because she has nothing else in her life and for her that package is the most exciting thing happening right now for her.

  • @peanutbutterwave
    @peanutbutterwave 5 місяців тому +27

    god imagine vlogging virtually nothing every day and uploading it like you have this busy crazy lifestyle wtf

  • @billiethecat8143
    @billiethecat8143 5 місяців тому +13

    Still harassing wipey? Gorl move on

  • @amac6214
    @amac6214 5 місяців тому +18

    Whoever taught her the word "coded", I hope you step on 10 legos consecutively

  • @spiya6712
    @spiya6712 5 місяців тому +34

    The waddling in the rain section scared me. I thought out dainty gorl was gonna get blown off a curb again and end up with another dangleen ankle 😮

    • @asha.2223
      @asha.2223 5 місяців тому +2

      DANGLEEN ANKLE!!! 😂😂😂 DONT!

  • @ilovemiyamura_
    @ilovemiyamura_ 5 місяців тому +79

    gorl this era ain't it

    • @DilfLover-py2fx
      @DilfLover-py2fx 5 місяців тому +10

      Which era ever was😞

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@DilfLover-py2fxat least the gaycare era was slightly more interesting I think

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +5

      @@DilfLover-py2fxThe live stream era gave us a glimpse of the real Amber and the wiping tea at least lol

  • @user-dx9rj9ou3v
    @user-dx9rj9ou3v 5 місяців тому +82

    watch her gain 100 pounds just to be on tlc 😍

  • @Morgasm6
    @Morgasm6 5 місяців тому +28

    I have lived in OKC for 21yrs… it definitely POURS, snows, high temps, ice storms. We get it all.

  • @KarleeKizer
    @KarleeKizer 5 місяців тому +21

    people are "sweet" in the comments on tiktok, because you're deleting the other comments

    • @-carina-
      @-carina- 5 місяців тому +5

      Definitely, all the comments say basically the same thing

  • @Gwhr357
    @Gwhr357 5 місяців тому +8

    I think its curious you stole Casey's coming out story.. curious you steal other people's ideas... and curious that Timmy's Takes says "situation type deal". If I had to bet, I think you stole that phrase from him.

  • @KelseyDunlevy
    @KelseyDunlevy 5 місяців тому +61

    I don't think you know what Amberlynn-coded means... you can't be it yourself. It's only when someone else does something like-- wears a choker necklace, a top bun with a scrunchie, and big hoop earrings while eating takeout food at home. THAT'S Amberlynn-coded.

    • @LaurenWoz421
      @LaurenWoz421 5 місяців тому +16

      Right, the key is “SOMEONE ELSE” is doing the things.. she doesn’t get it. Like most things, right over her head 😆

    • @KelseyDunlevy
      @KelseyDunlevy 5 місяців тому +9

      @@LaurenWoz421 you mean it goes right over her top bun-covered head?! 😂 lol

    • @kj-pn8ll
      @kj-pn8ll 5 місяців тому +2

      Thank you! I don't use TikTok so I never understand all these stupid slang terms and buzzwords that our 33-year-old gorl steals from teenagers on the app

  • @OMooss
    @OMooss 5 місяців тому +8

    Years ago you tried to claim TLC was recruiting for a new show and nothing happened then either.

  • @JoePatty09
    @JoePatty09 5 місяців тому +148

    Don’t worry pookie dookie. Give it another breakup era and two more scandals and you’ll be at 550 in no time.

    • @DivaAllyC
      @DivaAllyC 5 місяців тому +12

      The way she eats any time she’s upset she can get from 515 to 550 in under 1 month

  • @IzzyMarie
    @IzzyMarie 5 місяців тому +20

    i thought the scale said "570" which is honestly probably what you weigh

    • @joyceleady3691
      @joyceleady3691 5 місяців тому +2

      Thought I heard that also. If not she is hanging on to sink or a cabinet that will end up broke next fo rleaning on them

  • @electrodynamicorb6548
    @electrodynamicorb6548 5 місяців тому +25

    I’m sure you can make a hard sacrifice of gaining 30-40 pounds.

  • @coconut3348
    @coconut3348 5 місяців тому +70

    Please be careful of your sodium intake, just two of those chicken sausages are 1000mg of sodium. That is like the number 1 thing you shouldn’t do for lymphedema which is having high sodium foods.

    • @rhythmsynthesis
      @rhythmsynthesis 5 місяців тому +29

      Do you really think she’s gonna listen or take any sound advice?!?!😆😂😂😂🤣

    • @Rose-kj7rz
      @Rose-kj7rz 5 місяців тому +27

      Amber knows this. She just doesn't care. She's done videos on this very topic.

    • @rhythmsynthesis
      @rhythmsynthesis 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Rose-kj7rz Exactly.

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Rose-kj7rzexactly, she is well aware of ALL she should and shouldn't be doing.She CHOOSES to self destruct

  • @Saftey1992
    @Saftey1992 5 місяців тому +50

    I would love to see dr now tell amber how it is. He would not take her bullshit for a second.

  • @matt9729
    @matt9729 5 місяців тому +19

    hahaha oh god. she is so self obsessed but lacks so much self awareness it’s wild

  • @Snooty-Pookie
    @Snooty-Pookie 5 місяців тому +20

    The slayton sisters took your opportunity years back and your still pissed off over it?? 😂😂

    • @andrewspleasurepalace
      @andrewspleasurepalace 5 місяців тому +5

      She is so jealous of the slaton sisters mainstream popularity lol

  • @feederbeauty
    @feederbeauty 5 місяців тому +77

    Big gorl is setting herself up for 2024 to be the year she’s bedbound again. Love that for her! 😍

  • @Mmolonn
    @Mmolonn 5 місяців тому +11

    SOMEONE has been watching Zachary’s reactions so closely 🤣

  • @christianlee8558
    @christianlee8558 5 місяців тому +13

    It’s crazy how peoples tiktoks making fun of you have more views than yours lmfao 💀

  • @NativeWarrior2024
    @NativeWarrior2024 5 місяців тому +9

    The female Steven Asante spoke

  • @sevan8350
    @sevan8350 5 місяців тому +24

    Just buy Dr. Now's book. The same diet plan he gives to his patients is in the book. Follow it to a t and do the exercises. You will get results.

  • @actuallysara
    @actuallysara 5 місяців тому +13

    you HAVE to stop trying to convince us and yourself of the "retaining water" BS. you just have got to stop

  • @Rachelroberts87
    @Rachelroberts87 5 місяців тому +14

    how tf do you fail on the first fckng day?!?! your lack of will power actually astounds me

  • @PrairieChickenCO
    @PrairieChickenCO 5 місяців тому +11

    Falines silence IS her response.

  • @pantherbaddie
    @pantherbaddie 5 місяців тому +32

    Violation of order of protections or restraining orders will get you arrested Hamber, that's a legally binding contract that can lead to criminal charges if you continue to violate the conditions.

    • @erikaboreal
      @erikaboreal 5 місяців тому +2

      There’s no restraining order, is there?

    • @LoveTwentyOne11
      @LoveTwentyOne11 5 місяців тому +1

      i don’t think there’s a restraining order, flee just doesn’t want anything to do with her and she won’t accept that

    • @erikaboreal
      @erikaboreal 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LoveTwentyOne11 flee 😭

    • @pantherbaddie
      @pantherbaddie 5 місяців тому

      @@erikaboreal no contact rule, i think its more of a warning than anything. It can be enforced if Amber keeps contacting Flee though. Any Attorney would see that as an easy court order to make it so Amber can't send any communcations out

  • @mariah6608
    @mariah6608 5 місяців тому +18

    AMBER IS DESPERATE FOR A CARETAKER OR ELSE SHE WOULDNT BE CONTACTING HER EX'S AGAIN😂

  • @msalohakitty
    @msalohakitty 5 місяців тому +11

    Her whole life revolves around food, yo-yo diets, legos, and obsessing over “girlfriends”. How sad

  • @Anonnpc
    @Anonnpc 5 місяців тому +83

    She's gonna be on TLC just like she got offered a spot on the Trisha podcast lmao 😂

    • @Blake1720
      @Blake1720 5 місяців тому +6

      Trisha actually did comment saying she would like her on her podcast.

  • @Blake1720
    @Blake1720 5 місяців тому +43

    People would be much more sympathetic if you were more honest with your audience. I do feel for you losing Faline, but she’s over you and you need to focus on your health, mental and physical to attract a good partner.

    • @VixenMask
      @VixenMask 5 місяців тому +12

      People would also be more sympathetic if she didn’t abvse her partners

  • @topanga5759
    @topanga5759 5 місяців тому +13

    Hold on, one moment AL. I was searching for my sympathy bone. Nope I just couldn’t find it. Sooorrreee ! I just don’t care!

  • @sjshedevil
    @sjshedevil 5 місяців тому +6

    Tlc did not contact you unless you applied. Stop trying to front.

  • @ksoracco
    @ksoracco 5 місяців тому +18

    Problem….aqured? Girly you mean OCCURED

    • @starrykat7263
      @starrykat7263 5 місяців тому +4

      It's hard to pronounce words properly when you're out of breath just existing lol

  • @GapeGang
    @GapeGang 5 місяців тому +78

    How are you still the size of a planet? Haven't you been doing this for years? This is the best entertainment ive had for years!

  • @ttc958
    @ttc958 5 місяців тому +25

    If you cared about your dog you would hire a walker, they need exercise and stimulation.

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому

      Well she got drunk and drew on twinks eyes, she doesn't care for that dog in the slightest

    • @truthb4ureyesgoodgrl911
      @truthb4ureyesgoodgrl911 5 місяців тому +1

      Twinkie probably lives with her mommy now,She can't walk her. I think that's why no one sees twinkie anymore...

  • @Romaki96
    @Romaki96 5 місяців тому +10

    There are people on TLC in their 500s, stop lying.

  • @PJGames1196
    @PJGames1196 5 місяців тому +7

    Stop using "lynn" at the end of everything

  • @bonsaibaby8257
    @bonsaibaby8257 5 місяців тому +13

    You miss your “best friend?”
    Who’s this other “best friend” you keep bringing up?

  • @whitway12
    @whitway12 5 місяців тому +14

    Why do you think you can trick people by purchasing subscribers? How is it that your subscriptions go up each month around the same date, by 1000 but your views consistently go down? People have critical thinking skills, I suggest you use them.

  • @babayaga3098
    @babayaga3098 5 місяців тому +5

    Already failed uploading every other day lol

  • @no.0x0x0x0
    @no.0x0x0x0 5 місяців тому +13

    "Amberlynn-coded." I hate. So much.

  • @marieforsberg8091
    @marieforsberg8091 5 місяців тому +10

    Seriously the new buzz word is coded? 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @Kassie.
    @Kassie. 5 місяців тому +54

    You don’t have the tools. You don’t have a therapist and you don’t have a dietician. You have the means.
    And you’re right 2 pounds really doesn’t make a difference