first weigh in of 2024, jack in the box taste test, getting my nails done, & grocery shopping | vlog

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  • @katieg081
    @katieg081 5 місяців тому +387

    only ALR would make content out of literally just CLOSING HER CLOSET DOOR.

    • @LittlefoxElle
      @LittlefoxElle 5 місяців тому +16

      That was so stupid 😂 I was like… wtf..

    • @stevewithav4445
      @stevewithav4445 5 місяців тому +15

      That part made scream out loud, “just closed the door, you idiot”

    • @dashkent79
      @dashkent79 5 місяців тому +9

      we still watch that shi dont we😂

    • @JoJoLovesCats
      @JoJoLovesCats 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@dashkent79No. I only come to read the hilarious comments.

    • @jerseygirl5771
      @jerseygirl5771 5 місяців тому +2

      @@JoJoLovesCats, watch her making a fool of herself!

  • @BeckyBookClubMain
    @BeckyBookClubMain 5 місяців тому +1101

    Why do you always act so busy?! You do two videos a week. It’s barely a job.

    • @christimason1826
      @christimason1826 5 місяців тому +93

      And does she not have heat? Why the early 2000’s jacket all the time? Lol

    • @normn2915
      @normn2915 5 місяців тому +33

      Awww you miss her ❤

    • @BeckyBookClubMain
      @BeckyBookClubMain 5 місяців тому +52

      @@normn2915 I do not give a damn about this man.

    • @princesskrey4200
      @princesskrey4200 5 місяців тому +23

      Lol its still a job, plus editing and a lot patience ❤.

    • @BeckyBookClubMain
      @BeckyBookClubMain 5 місяців тому +108

      @@princesskrey4200 editing? She edits on her phone. Her videos have zero effort.

  • @LJ-dv2wl
    @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +90

    Stop wearing that coat inside pretending you've just got back 😂😂😂 you're not fooling anyone but yourself

    • @hailey7866
      @hailey7866 5 місяців тому +8

      she can wear what she wants, why do you care

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +23

      ​@@hailey7866because i love seeing abusive people make themselves look a fool.

    • @hailey7866
      @hailey7866 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LJ-dv2wl ahh well the only fool is you (:

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@hailey7866why so? Enlighten me.

    • @memyselfi4325
      @memyselfi4325 5 місяців тому +1

      @@hailey7866 wrong. try again 🤡

  • @jogann2453
    @jogann2453 5 місяців тому +379

    Words to ban from Amber's vocab in 2024: moment, girlie, situation, delulu

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 5 місяців тому +33

      You forgot "coded".
      No, Amber. You're not doing anything "Amberlynn coded". You're just being yourself.

    • @angelinaduganNy
      @angelinaduganNy 5 місяців тому +14

      @@renfairegoddess She is not being herself....She steals other people's personalities.

    • @SundaeMourning...
      @SundaeMourning... 5 місяців тому +15

      Anything ending with Pop

    • @shelbybeech705
      @shelbybeech705 5 місяців тому +15

      That's the TikTok personality

    • @lizpernardstreet
      @lizpernardstreet 5 місяців тому +25

      "not me being delulu🤪" is crazy coming from the mouth of a 33 year old

  • @get_lucky6402
    @get_lucky6402 5 місяців тому +141

    Anyone else want an update on that bullet journal?

    • @slightlyvintage4629
      @slightlyvintage4629 5 місяців тому +12

      I would love to see it! I bet it only has one entry, if any at all. 😂

    • @NinaScottt
      @NinaScottt 5 місяців тому +6

      i've been CRAAAAAVING that update 😩

    • @feralkitty57
      @feralkitty57 5 місяців тому +4

      🙋‍♀️

  • @Kizmetttt
    @Kizmetttt 5 місяців тому +625

    Goes shopping for veggies then goes out to dinner, then goes to Jack in the box, then orders alcohol. Girl the only thing that has changed about you is wearing that damn coat in all your videos.

    • @aws437
      @aws437 5 місяців тому +36

      It's her Amber-airheart jacket

    • @Bebedollie
      @Bebedollie 5 місяців тому +27

      I don't like that coat

    • @StrawberryJam806
      @StrawberryJam806 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Bebedollie ok?

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому +15

      wtf is up wth the pilot jack!!🤣😂

    • @HaloTheRogue
      @HaloTheRogue 5 місяців тому +15

      @@gothicqueen2176 She needs about another yard worth of material if she ever hopes to get it to actually fit.

  • @allyson18
    @allyson18 5 місяців тому +618

    If Tammy hasn’t motivated you to change, absolutely nothing will. It’ll be 2034 and you’ll still be doing the same thing.

    • @bigfatchubbybritboy9445
      @bigfatchubbybritboy9445 5 місяців тому +131

      She'll be in the big Kroger in the sky long before 2034

    • @existentialcrisis4884
      @existentialcrisis4884 5 місяців тому +74

      Bold of you to assume she will make it that long
      Oops😅

    • @angelh3771
      @angelh3771 5 місяців тому +4

      And? 🤔

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +41

      ​​@@angelh3771heaven forbid people point out the obvious. Do you have nothing better to say other than "so?" and "and?"

    • @angelh3771
      @angelh3771 5 місяців тому +7

      @@LJ-dv2wl that didn't answer my question. I think it's rich that YOURE asking ME if I have nothing better to say. 🤣😂🤣

  • @TheAnnemarieLynn
    @TheAnnemarieLynn 5 місяців тому +28

    having alcohol deliverable at any moment feels... dangerous.

  • @nicholebrown3694
    @nicholebrown3694 5 місяців тому +173

    I love how raw veggies & cottage cheese is your ‘typical meal’ and not all the takeout lol

    • @akg1649
      @akg1649 5 місяців тому +1

      Depends on the number of meals you eat in a day.

    • @nicholebrown3694
      @nicholebrown3694 5 місяців тому +2

      @@akg1649 it doesn’t bc she hasn’t eaten that cottage cheese in weeeeks but takeout everyday. Multiple times a day.

    • @akg1649
      @akg1649 5 місяців тому +1

      @@nicholebrown3694 I’m saying she has probably eaten all the takeout plus what she buys at the grocery store. She has more than 3 meals a day.

  • @15minutesshortstory
    @15minutesshortstory 5 місяців тому +271

    What I really don't get is that you can go out with your mum frequently but you couldn't with your girlfriends. You go to bingo night, visit casinos, get your nails done, you go shopping, see places, ... I'm actually curious why this is. Glad you go out into the world.

    • @Binx-ud1hk
      @Binx-ud1hk 5 місяців тому +38

      Cause it’s an imaginary friend

    • @kreri8129
      @kreri8129 5 місяців тому +90

      because her girlfriends were just her caretakers

    • @anni2837
      @anni2837 5 місяців тому +39

      And she always claimed she was scared ever since covid lmao

    • @glooper1401
      @glooper1401 5 місяців тому +59

      She didn't even go out to eat with faline once in a whole year!

    • @LIT70
      @LIT70 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@kreri8129 Nailed it!!!

  • @LauraOfTheValley
    @LauraOfTheValley 5 місяців тому +131

    Her vibe is forever a GIANT toddler playing house.

  • @Philthy215
    @Philthy215 5 місяців тому +26

    Amber does your heat not work? What’s with the jacket indoors lately?

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +16

      She wears it indoors too make it look like she's been outside alone

  • @sandrasmit19
    @sandrasmit19 5 місяців тому +31

    515 my foot. You weigh at least 530 and you know it. 2024 isn't going to change anything and it's sad. I wish you cared more.

    • @TeeRose
      @TeeRose 5 місяців тому +3

      15+ more? xD

  • @curryinflight8946
    @curryinflight8946 5 місяців тому +68

    WEIGH IN AT 8:11

  • @battledamageprincess
    @battledamageprincess 5 місяців тому +79

    "I should restart this vlog but I'm not going to" story of your life gorl 😆 when have you ever tried something with more than minimal effort???

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +5

      Wish I could make about 30 k a month to do 2 videos a week and even then only do them half assed.

    • @aws437
      @aws437 5 місяців тому

      Obviously eating 🙄

  • @Liv_to_skate
    @Liv_to_skate 5 місяців тому +220

    “Let’s all reach our goals this year!” Speak for yourself girly pop!

    • @sweetnsouragain
      @sweetnsouragain 5 місяців тому +9

      She certainly could do what Tammy Slaton did but that wouldn't make her the bank she is making

    • @JoJoLovesCats
      @JoJoLovesCats 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@sweetnsouragainShe isn't making very much anymore. That's why no more Torrid hauls.

    • @ColdbrewNet
      @ColdbrewNet 5 місяців тому +3

      girly pop! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +3

      @@JoJoLovesCats What a coincidence Flea hit the road the second money got tight.

    • @Shhisaidshhh
      @Shhisaidshhh 5 місяців тому

      As an “RNnurse” you’re super judgemental

  • @glooper1401
    @glooper1401 5 місяців тому +359

    Mama's boyfriend must be thrilled spending every weekend with ALR!

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому +35

      he hates it!!!!

    • @spiya6712
      @spiya6712 5 місяців тому +61

      Depends how much Amberlynn is paying for

    • @ColdbrewNet
      @ColdbrewNet 5 місяців тому +46

      Seriously, it’s probably testing his and her mom’s relationship. Of course, AL doesn’t consider that. While it’s great that she and her mom are spending time together, I imagine AL is taking full advantage of mom’s taxi service.

    • @DilfLover-py2fx
      @DilfLover-py2fx 5 місяців тому +1

      I know I would be😃😀😀!!!

    • @susieqz813
      @susieqz813 5 місяців тому +1

      She’s a celebrity 💅🏼 of course he is

  • @tolocino
    @tolocino 5 місяців тому +20

    You lost 5 lb in 2023 and you expect to lose 15 lb just in January

  • @Happyliving67
    @Happyliving67 5 місяців тому +23

    Just a friendly reminder that we can see you. And what we see does not match up with that scale of yours.

    • @linkee57
      @linkee57 5 місяців тому +4

      Right? She’s bigger than ever!

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. 5 місяців тому +1

      She is only short....if she was a fair bit taller then you could argue your point. Same goes for Chantal, and with her she appears to have thinner legs in proportion to the rest of her, which would explain why she is lighter than Amber.

    • @nakedlauging
      @nakedlauging 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@amandadavies.. she is wider than she is tall and clearly weighs more than she's saying.

  • @kourtenayt1927
    @kourtenayt1927 5 місяців тому +19

    Who gets rid ofa perfectlu good blender only to buy one a month later? Too much work to pack it? Also youre not "our girl"

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +1

      She’s on her 4th month there…

    • @kourtenayt1927
      @kourtenayt1927 5 місяців тому

      @@orsitheawesome whatever lol still doesn't make any sense

  • @memyselfi4325
    @memyselfi4325 5 місяців тому +106

    monday, january 1st. hundreds of fresh, new days ahead. hundreds of possibilities to turn your life around. ah, nothing quite like the smell of -a new year- jack in the box.

  • @beverlykwakye682
    @beverlykwakye682 5 місяців тому +19

    Caleb from 1000-Ib Sisters (aka, Tammy’s husband) was 530 Ibs and died at 40. You are now 33 and are 515. If Caleb, Tammy’s husband dying wasn’t a wake up call for you, then I don’t know what is, 🙄.

  • @Naomi-rz2jj
    @Naomi-rz2jj 5 місяців тому +119

    5:27 “This is hitting the spot”. The only spot you’ll be hitting is an early grave. Time is ticking, Amber. Start taking your health seriously, we are begging you.

    • @user-fu2fe7lr6r
      @user-fu2fe7lr6r 5 місяців тому +25

      At this point I don’t care if she becomes sickly and has an early demise, she clearly think she’s immune to that

    • @taviaivy3678
      @taviaivy3678 5 місяців тому +2

      So mean

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому +2

      a decade of people begging for her life🤷‍♀

    • @dashkent79
      @dashkent79 5 місяців тому +8

      @@taviaivy3678but so true tho

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +11

      @@taviaivy3678The world has gone insane when you can't even tell someone to stop unaliving themselves because it's considered mean 🙄

  • @salute2010
    @salute2010 5 місяців тому +48

    Can’t wait for all the hand talking that’s to come with the new nails 😂

  • @icedchaitea
    @icedchaitea 5 місяців тому +77

    She weighs 515.8lbs btw

  • @BlameLoki
    @BlameLoki 5 місяців тому +29

    Still an abuser that solicited pictures from a minor.

  • @supitzsarah1580
    @supitzsarah1580 5 місяців тому +76

    How sad instead of just accepting that the order got cancelled and the system was down she made sure and went through the hassle to get the alcohol delivered

    • @mariah6608
      @mariah6608 5 місяців тому +9

      God i didn't realise how scary food addiction can become

    • @sweetnsouragain
      @sweetnsouragain 5 місяців тому

      ​@mariah6608 there are people who actually get the help they need.Look at Tammy Slaton and there are others on my 600 lb life who get the help and succeed

    • @angussneef
      @angussneef 5 місяців тому

      @@mariah6608in addition to alcohol addiction, vaping, gambling. She’s addicted to addictions.

  • @gand0lf785
    @gand0lf785 5 місяців тому +72

    girl you need some in real life friends. sitting at home alone eating fast food and binge drinking alone is so sad

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 5 місяців тому +18

      It is sad. But that’s what happens when you man!pulate and abvse your friends and partners

    • @futuremelina
      @futuremelina 5 місяців тому +10

      That's the way she wants to live. It's sad that she interrupts her mom and bf because she won't drive. And where are all the friends she claims to have?

    • @angussneef
      @angussneef 5 місяців тому

      @@futuremelinaexactly. Why doesn’t she go to those gay bars she was so excited about? She was so excited to see this whole gay scene and then did NOTHING. Did mommalynn refuse to take her in because a 33 year old woman needs her mommy to drive her places? She went to church and went gambling, but can’t go to a gay bar??

    • @pinkkillshoot9015
      @pinkkillshoot9015 5 місяців тому

      @@angstyhorsegirl7282 Proof?

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 5 місяців тому

      @@pinkkillshoot9015 yeah there’s a decade of documentation on her. Victims of an empath is a good place to start. Search it

  • @nicolenelouw9999
    @nicolenelouw9999 5 місяців тому +38

    Gets groceries. Eats out. Comes home. Orders food and alcohol.

  • @docsavage30
    @docsavage30 5 місяців тому +156

    Dear Amber, If you tracked your BMI it might be less daunting. I mean, dropping from 85 to 25 is less scary than the 500 + numbers. Am I right?

    • @dfuk66
      @dfuk66 5 місяців тому +9

      Lol

    • @susieqz813
      @susieqz813 5 місяців тому +15

      Solid advice, will fall on deaf ears

    • @tigerlily2519
      @tigerlily2519 5 місяців тому +15

      But it will also take more work for the numbers to drop. She needs the instant gratification 🫤

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +3

      @@tigerlily2519 Exactly. That's why when she's on track she weighs herself everyday if not several times a day. She's looking for that dopamine fix she gets when the number goes down.

    • @retard6477
      @retard6477 5 місяців тому +3

      A 515 lb. 33 year old woman at her height has a 94.2 BMI

  • @PrincessPeetz
    @PrincessPeetz 5 місяців тому +14

    Can you not use tiktok speak every other sentence. You’re 33 and it only confirms that you spend all day social media

  • @vitab1605
    @vitab1605 5 місяців тому +16

    Dry shampoo for somebody whos 24/7 at home ? i mean you can wash hair normally , no ? Start to think u not even taking a shower if you can not wash your hair !

  • @MeMe-dg1pw
    @MeMe-dg1pw 5 місяців тому +20

    The waddling behind the shopping cart did me in lol

  • @UnKnown-ed5hm
    @UnKnown-ed5hm 5 місяців тому +97

    I will never understand how she developed an obsession with gatorade when shes practically immobile 🤔

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому +9

    • @Bigolbean13
      @Bigolbean13 5 місяців тому +11

      Because it’s iconic 💅

    • @subjectt.change6599
      @subjectt.change6599 5 місяців тому +8

      Because water is boring, and if Amber gets bored, she thinks about her looming demise by clogged everything.

    • @sketch735
      @sketch735 5 місяців тому +18

      It has sodium in it. She is a salt addict

    • @Ms.Behaving
      @Ms.Behaving 5 місяців тому +3

      Because it's loaded with sodium

  • @Houseproudasamotherhen
    @Houseproudasamotherhen 5 місяців тому +26

    Her grasp on the English language is abysmal.

    • @Duhe23
      @Duhe23 5 місяців тому +2

      Messily😕

    • @JoJoLovesCats
      @JoJoLovesCats 5 місяців тому +1

      You know she said she graduated with an almost 4.0 GPA!? LiarLynn.

    • @Houseproudasamotherhen
      @Houseproudasamotherhen 5 місяців тому

      @@JoJoLovesCats and a 140 I.Q. If I remember.

  • @lexiefraiche6955
    @lexiefraiche6955 5 місяців тому +63

    Ohhhh lord, not the matte black nails, get ready for loads of hand-talking

    • @vitab1605
      @vitab1605 5 місяців тому +14

      i already noticed , after she got the nails in all clips she was waving her hands around lmao

    • @hailey7866
      @hailey7866 5 місяців тому

      don't be a hater

    • @slightlyvintage4629
      @slightlyvintage4629 5 місяців тому +7

      I was excited to see that Nail-Lynn is back! It’s so amazing to see the instant hand movements as soon as they’re on. 😂 can’t wait for the face touching with them 🤣

    • @averie_avenger
      @averie_avenger 5 місяців тому

      How exactly are they being a hater? 🤔​@@hailey7866

  • @carriewestham4352
    @carriewestham4352 5 місяців тому +25

    The doordash server meltdown is the Universe's way of telling you to stop drinking Buzzballs.

  • @Lilylove_7
    @Lilylove_7 5 місяців тому +53

    Hmm, that’s funny I never heard about not cleaning on the 31st.
    In my family it’s a tradition to deep clean the whole house and do all the laundry on the 31st to greet the new year with a nice clean home 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому

      we have always cleaned well before the new year

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. 5 місяців тому +1

      Why do you need to greet a new year?....it's a thing not a person. I didn't do anything on NYE and haven't even taken down the Xmas tree and stuff yet. I clean something when it needs cleaning, not just because it's a particular day where people think / say something should be done.

    • @chanelnococo72
      @chanelnococo72 5 місяців тому +1

      @@amandadavies..it’s a tradition amanda

    • @carithelobster6791
      @carithelobster6791 5 місяців тому

      I still clean/wash clothes anyways but I’ve heard not to wash clothes bc it “washes someone out of your family”🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. 5 місяців тому

      @@chanelnococo72 Obviously but I don't do traditions myself. I am an impulsive person and do whatever / whenever.

  • @Baby.Annihilation
    @Baby.Annihilation 5 місяців тому +81

    You know you have a problem when you have to order alcohol to be delivered.
    And for fucks sake... would you take your jacket off and leave "taste tests with sexual moans" in 2023

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +8

      Can't get groceries delivered make people take her to the store but can order alcohol delivered

    • @Keepingitreallyreal
      @Keepingitreallyreal 5 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @karolgonzales1890
    @karolgonzales1890 5 місяців тому +98

    I think 616 sounds more accurate . you have never looked bigger to me than right now.

    • @liviadrusilla6778
      @liviadrusilla6778 5 місяців тому +9

      Why be rude? It says so much more about the kind of person you are.

    • @quirky5566
      @quirky5566 5 місяців тому +1

      @@liviadrusilla6778 because this woman is a monster.

    • @xrnhx
      @xrnhx 5 місяців тому +41

      @@liviadrusilla6778what’s rude? She’s just stating the obvious.

    • @VixenMask
      @VixenMask 5 місяців тому +24

      @@liviadrusilla6778it’s pretty normal to be skeptics of someone known for their lahs

    • @linkee57
      @linkee57 5 місяців тому +6

      She was weighing her pinky finger😊

  • @thewrongshoes
    @thewrongshoes 5 місяців тому +14

    So how many months is it going to be before you tell us the scale is inaccurate again ?

  • @rockydennis9928
    @rockydennis9928 5 місяців тому +27

    515 MY ASS.

    • @MatthewNY94
      @MatthewNY94 5 місяців тому +12

      A telling sign that she is up near the mid 500's is when her cheeks get that weird pointy shape in them, which she has here. That's how she looked during gaycare era.

    • @jennytayla9625
      @jennytayla9625 5 місяців тому +3

      @@MatthewNY94gaycare😭😭

    • @rockydennis9928
      @rockydennis9928 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@MatthewNY94
      She was 520 a year ago and smaller than she is now. She is so full of it I don't even know why she bothers with these phony weigh ins.

  • @mariahcareyon
    @mariahcareyon 5 місяців тому +74

    The sense of urgency to get your alcohol and hoping that they get there soon is concerning. You can live without alcohol for one night.

    • @joyceleady3691
      @joyceleady3691 5 місяців тому +10

      It's going to be daughter like mother.

    • @sweetnsouragain
      @sweetnsouragain 5 місяців тому +4

      Knowing her tendency toward addiction, it's a wise choice isn't it ? She and Foodie both seem to have an underlying urge to destroy their lives .

    • @apt5044
      @apt5044 20 днів тому

      Her lack of ability to deny herself ANYTHING for one minute, let alone one night, would be more than she has demonstrated herself capable of, in over 10 years. You're asking too much.

  • @psydankthepsyduck4890
    @psydankthepsyduck4890 5 місяців тому +278

    Ah yes, no greater way to start the new year off right than to gorge on fast food. 2024 is not looking good for you gorlie

    • @BlameLoki
      @BlameLoki 5 місяців тому +21

      Her new year resolutions was just a list of things she plans on failing.

    • @Romaki96
      @Romaki96 5 місяців тому +14

      She probably thinks she's on track if she *only* has takeout once per day.

    • @ColdbrewNet
      @ColdbrewNet 5 місяців тому +6

      It’s December 31, and not a Monday, so it didn’t count! 😜

    • @megannorris9995
      @megannorris9995 5 місяців тому

      7:08 7:10

    • @MeowMatee
      @MeowMatee 5 місяців тому +2

      I quit fast food since watching her . Fast food is a DRUG

  • @pibblegirl5428
    @pibblegirl5428 5 місяців тому +23

    tell me youre an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic

  • @Singlesexyinsecure
    @Singlesexyinsecure 5 місяців тому +21

    That coat got you in a chokehold mama

  • @la6581
    @la6581 5 місяців тому +17

    I need to unsubscribe. As a recovering alcoholic seeing those buzzballs every other vid is too much. I hope your mom doesnt see you buying/consuming those as often as we do. 😥

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +5

      Same boat! As a recovered alcoholic it bugs even me and I haven’t been triggered in YEARS!! She’s dangerous on here for real!!

    • @la6581
      @la6581 5 місяців тому

      ​@@orsitheawesomeCongrats on your sobriety!

  • @loweys8580
    @loweys8580 5 місяців тому +11

    515 MY ASSSS😂😂😂 SHES GIGANTIC

  • @julses79
    @julses79 5 місяців тому +55

    Slippery slope drinking alone… coming from someone who knows and is 2 years sober

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +10

      Congratulations on your soberiety!

    • @Topaz197
      @Topaz197 5 місяців тому +5

      Awesome 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @gwendolyncampbell7932
      @gwendolyncampbell7932 5 місяців тому +4

      Way to go 🎉!

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 5 місяців тому +6

      I’m coming up to a 100 days sober and I couldn’t agree with you more!
      Drinking alone *is* a slippery slope down into alcoholism.
      Oh and ignore the sad little soul in this thread, begging for some attention by trolling.

    • @hailey7866
      @hailey7866 5 місяців тому

      @@MamaLinz123 shut up

  • @discopumps
    @discopumps 5 місяців тому +11

    2:32 good GOD how youre struggling to walk. How you’ve so nonchalantly disabled yourself is insane.

  • @KaytoCouchPotato
    @KaytoCouchPotato 5 місяців тому +37

    Never in my 48 years on Earth have I heard cleaning on Dec 31 will f up your entire next year 😂😂😂

    • @foooxface
      @foooxface 5 місяців тому +4

      because thats a lah...ppl clean EGGSPECIALLY for the new year...to start the new year FRESH and clean

    • @Schrodingers_Kat
      @Schrodingers_Kat 5 місяців тому +6

      Quite the contrary, actually. In many places the tradition is to clean up on the 31st to start the new year with none of the shit from the last.

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому +2

      she made it up!!! 🤣

    • @ColdbrewNet
      @ColdbrewNet 5 місяців тому

      I heard it last week for the first time, here on UA-cam.

  • @melanieavans6072
    @melanieavans6072 5 місяців тому +25

    You will never change. Not because you can't, because you absolutely could. But. you don't want to.
    Choosing miserable life. Whatever floats your boat. I hope that alcohol and fast food was worth it.

    • @user-ef5lx3ms9k
      @user-ef5lx3ms9k 5 місяців тому +3

      And let's not forget about her victims. May there be no new ones 🙏

  • @kaylaschae4773
    @kaylaschae4773 5 місяців тому +16

    Coming from a recovering alcoholic, you are well on your way to alcoholic girlie moment type deal.

    • @thecrapartistx
      @thecrapartistx 5 місяців тому +2

      it only took me about 2 years from my first drink as an adult to start doing it daily.. been sober since 2018.. Alcohol gets you quicker than lighting..

    • @natgurllol
      @natgurllol 5 місяців тому +1

      Literally it all starts by drinking alone. Day 3 into trying to have a healthier relationship with alcohol and I feel this

    • @kaylaschae4773
      @kaylaschae4773 5 місяців тому +1

      Been sober myself since 2020, and seeing this shit triggers me so hard. It all started being lonely and drinking by myself. Alcohol gave me a comfort like no other, and I spend 6 years daily drinking.

  • @Ipeadahwittle
    @Ipeadahwittle 5 місяців тому +39

    Ik those asian people at the nail salon were absolutely flabbergasted and talking mad shit ab our gorl

    • @lailao.170
      @lailao.170 5 місяців тому +4

      Oh to speak Vietnamese 😂

    • @Ipeadahwittle
      @Ipeadahwittle 5 місяців тому +1

      And jealous of her!

    • @rosee7256
      @rosee7256 5 місяців тому

      They were having a ball 😂

  • @jaydepalma1071
    @jaydepalma1071 5 місяців тому +17

    Some people still wonder why she's always buying so much perfumes - well, the answer is that our gorl is not fond of showers and she tries to cover up the stench by spraying herself with scents. After all, she was known as "Smelly Amber" as a teen, so this type case situation of smelling like a dumpster is well documented.

    • @MrBibi86
      @MrBibi86 5 місяців тому +3

      a dumpster smells like flowers compared to Amberlynn

    • @jaydepalma1071
      @jaydepalma1071 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MrBibi86 Yup 😝

  • @anni2837
    @anni2837 5 місяців тому +30

    Wow she spent new years alone ? Not even her family invited her ? Wowza

    • @marjoleinvanlieshout9429
      @marjoleinvanlieshout9429 5 місяців тому +3

      Nothing wrong with spending new year alone. I spent it alone because my daughter was with her father and my dogs are really afraid of the fireworks (oldest is almost 16 so I really wanted to be with her)

    • @futuremelina
      @futuremelina 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@marjoleinvanlieshout9429nothing wrong with spending ny alone but Amber like to act like everyone loves her and everyone wants her, but she's alone.

    • @matilde8544
      @matilde8544 5 місяців тому

      Maybe she wanted to drink

    • @marjoleinvanlieshout9429
      @marjoleinvanlieshout9429 5 місяців тому

      ​@@futuremelinathats true.

    • @gwendolyn0515
      @gwendolyn0515 5 місяців тому

      Not even her family can stand her anymore. Very sad. At least she spent christmas with family.

  • @KatD56
    @KatD56 5 місяців тому +12

    Gorl no one believes you’re 515

  • @LMarie_414
    @LMarie_414 5 місяців тому +86

    You’ve literally not changed at all in 10 years , grow up gorl

    • @MatthewNY94
      @MatthewNY94 5 місяців тому +23

      It's so annoying when people say this. She has gained, 200+ pounds since then; that's quite a big change.

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +4

      @@MatthewNY94 And she's acquired several new addictions too.

    • @sarapiazza1325
      @sarapiazza1325 5 місяців тому +1

      How's so!? She drinks and goes to the bingo and the casino now. And she owns a garbage bag like jacket

    • @stormyalice
      @stormyalice 5 місяців тому +1

      She's single now and actually likes her mom. Who has become her new taxi. That's a change.

  • @Pinkfairywife
    @Pinkfairywife 5 місяців тому +142

    I’m not rooting for an abuser but thank you for reminding us what not to do, yay 2024!

    • @megannorris9995
      @megannorris9995 5 місяців тому +2

      Abuser ??? Abused who? Not a hater - just curious

    • @zoilalulu3798
      @zoilalulu3798 5 місяців тому

      @@megannorris9995 Every single one of her partners.

  • @rebeccazimmerman870
    @rebeccazimmerman870 5 місяців тому +35

    They gave me two chips and I asked for a apppleee

  • @phreakzilla8514
    @phreakzilla8514 5 місяців тому +93

    I’ve never had Jack-in-the-Box, but I’ve heard they’re world renowned for their healthy eating options 🤣🤣

    • @stephaniestuff
      @stephaniestuff 5 місяців тому +5

      Don’t forget the deathly food poisoningz

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому

      🤣🤣😂😆

    • @angelh3771
      @angelh3771 5 місяців тому

      Idk bout healthy but they sure are tasty 💗

    • @jessicameagan4198
      @jessicameagan4198 5 місяців тому

      Not my favorite but I will go ham on the cat food tacos and jalapeno poppers 😂

    • @ColdbrewNet
      @ColdbrewNet 5 місяців тому

      @@jessicameagan4198 cat food tacos! 🤣🤣🥰

  • @catc2938
    @catc2938 5 місяців тому +29

    Her moon face card never declines lol

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 5 місяців тому +16

    Nothing says changing for the better like eating more fast food! You’re absolutely killing it as usual gorly!

  • @rojy_z
    @rojy_z 5 місяців тому +56

    Did she actually step on the scale or do we have to take her word for it?

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 5 місяців тому +14

      We have to take the word of a self-admitted compulsive lahr. Yes.

    • @linkee57
      @linkee57 5 місяців тому +6

      She weighed with her pinky on scale!!

    • @whitway12
      @whitway12 5 місяців тому +2

      Yea that wasn’t at all accurate, she can’t stand freely on her scale she has to lean on the counter or hold onto something so it’s never accurate.

    • @DONCOMICBOOKJUNKIE1971
      @DONCOMICBOOKJUNKIE1971 5 місяців тому +2

      If you take her word for it your delulu

  • @battledamageprincess
    @battledamageprincess 5 місяців тому +20

    You didn't need a blender. How many effing blenders have you chucked over the years 😭😭😭

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +3

      Exactly, plus the last thing she needs at 550 is drinking her calories! (Yes, 550)

  • @sounds0fmeows
    @sounds0fmeows 5 місяців тому +26

    Dana looks amazing in the dress you gave her, in her recent photos.. you gave it to her as an insult and now she's rocking it

  • @ShawnLangford
    @ShawnLangford 5 місяців тому +15

    Mark my words Amberlynn will be in the 600 lbs club by the end of 2024.

  • @thewrongshoes
    @thewrongshoes 5 місяців тому +18

    515.8. Yeah right girl lol 😂

  • @tamtamm22
    @tamtamm22 5 місяців тому +9

    Why didn't you buy the Buzz Balls at the grocery store??

    • @aws437
      @aws437 5 місяців тому +2

      Too embarrassed or because Mom took her.

  • @applemorz
    @applemorz 5 місяців тому +12

    She’s so Excessive with everything. Excessive drinking, excessive eating, excessive Lego addiction, excessive money spending

  • @its_just_jo_
    @its_just_jo_ 5 місяців тому +19

    Jack in the box taste test? A JACK IN THE BOX TASTE TEST?!!!!

    • @rosee7256
      @rosee7256 5 місяців тому

      Like she never had it 😂😂

  • @srapp11
    @srapp11 5 місяців тому +12

    Holy hell stop saying ‘situation type deal’ and ‘moment’
    Retire it for 2024.

  • @blueskies6073
    @blueskies6073 5 місяців тому +162

    Can’t set the time on the microwave and stove, ToddlerLynn coming in strong 💪🏼

    • @lesliecoler2215
      @lesliecoler2215 5 місяців тому +13

      She can't goggle it... To hard for her to do....

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +8

      @@angelh3771 Yep...another inventive insult! You go gorl.

    • @VixenMask
      @VixenMask 5 місяців тому +13

      @@angelh3771yaaaas keep bullying gorl. Just like your hero Amber!

    • @angelh3771
      @angelh3771 5 місяців тому +4

      @@VixenMask Keep following the crowd 🤣😂🤣 you don't look weak n pathetic AT ALL

    • @giggalz
      @giggalz 5 місяців тому +3

      Totally thriving though

  • @mariah6608
    @mariah6608 5 місяців тому +9

    Honestly that thumbnail says everything we need to know about if you will stick to your goals or not, its obvious

  • @Monibons
    @Monibons 5 місяців тому +185

    I’m unsubscribing if I see one more buzz ball! You know what you’re doing and we are not as dumb as you think. Respect yourself

  • @sarabeacher
    @sarabeacher 5 місяців тому +13

    She turns red when she drinks because it makes her blood pressure high. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @stormyalice
      @stormyalice 5 місяців тому

      She's putting herself at risk of a stroke like this.

  • @MamaLinz123
    @MamaLinz123 5 місяців тому +41

    You’re appearing intoxicated in almost every clip in your recent vlogs, Amber.
    You think you’re hiding it, but you’re not.

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +10

      She may be high at times too. Amber's needed to be under the influence of something 24/7 for a while now and when the Delta 8 stopped doing the trick she escalated to alcohol.

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 5 місяців тому +6

      @@DayLee10I’m an alcoholic in recovery and I agree 💯 with you.

    • @mammyval
      @mammyval 5 місяців тому +1

      She’s acting more drunk than she is, like a silly kid 😂😂😂

  • @user-en9re7br2l
    @user-en9re7br2l 5 місяців тому +88

    Totally quirky and unique to start fresh on january first of the new year. Literally must be only you

  • @holls12177
    @holls12177 5 місяців тому +31

    She’s either drunk or high in the beginning 🤨

    • @renfairegoddess
      @renfairegoddess 5 місяців тому +1

      💨 is my guess. I eat a gummy every night to sleep, though I do enjoy the elevation. So, no h@te from me. Buuuuutttt...I don't broadcast it on YT either.

    • @DayLee10
      @DayLee10 5 місяців тому +1

      @@renfairegoddessI mean it's one thing to get stoned at the end of the day to relax but she needs to be under the influence of something 24/7 and now that weed alone isn't cutting it she's added alcohol to the mix. Gorl is doomed

  • @tracyzenero9913
    @tracyzenero9913 5 місяців тому +8

    Being over 500lbs for five years running is nothing to celebrate. And a burgeoning drinking problem probably isn’t a great idea but go off

  • @MeMe-dg1pw
    @MeMe-dg1pw 5 місяців тому +12

    Knives not knifes, that dang I.Q. is showing.

  • @thinknofpie
    @thinknofpie 5 місяців тому +121

    wishing amber would find a new personality in the new year, fingers crossed we lose the tiktok language

    • @tonyasilvey8845
      @tonyasilvey8845 5 місяців тому +2

      If she found . personality in the new year that gives you something else, not like about her .

    • @angelinaduganNy
      @angelinaduganNy 5 місяців тому +15

      @@tonyasilvey8845 It is very hard to like an abuser

    • @jomr4249
      @jomr4249 5 місяців тому +2

      @@angelinaduganNyshe’s not an abuser. But if you’re a hater, You might be.

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому

      I know right!!! 🤣

    • @Hannahleigh_
      @Hannahleigh_ 5 місяців тому

      I doubt it

  • @LM-rr8yj
    @LM-rr8yj 5 місяців тому +9

    She's getting her full days calories just from buzzballs

  • @Schrodingers_Kat
    @Schrodingers_Kat 5 місяців тому +61

    9:42 You know there’s a very easy way to not go through 20 cans of dry shampoo a month, right? 😂

    • @Emma-hf7zf
      @Emma-hf7zf 5 місяців тому +5

      Getting a bob? 😂

    • @musicalmistress101
      @musicalmistress101 5 місяців тому +7

      Alr must smell like aerosols and chemical fragrance with an undertone of body odor

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому +8

      take a real shower🤣

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +3

      Yes actually wash it

  • @nearmelloo
    @nearmelloo 5 місяців тому +20

    this loser will call customer service for alcohol. but when they give her chips instead of an appellll 🍎 its okay uwu

    • @Frootworm
      @Frootworm 5 місяців тому +1

      And all of a sudden she’s superstitious? Maybe that was a sign that she should stop drinking 🙄

    • @aws437
      @aws437 5 місяців тому

      Lol it's apple

  • @BookishBeena
    @BookishBeena 5 місяців тому +12

    when's the last time you drank water?

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. 5 місяців тому

      What's that got to do with anything? The last time I drank water was sometime in the summer....literally a mouthful and threw the rest of the bottle down the sink. Vile stuff.

    • @Schrodingers_Kat
      @Schrodingers_Kat 5 місяців тому +6

      2019. She was pretending to care for her health and thought that drinking massive amounts of water was somehow counter the 12K calories she ate every day

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 5 місяців тому

      @@amandadavies..good lord how are you not dehydrated??

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@amandadavies..you know your body is made up of 55% of that “vile stuff” right??

    • @amandadavies..
      @amandadavies.. 5 місяців тому

      @@angstyhorsegirl7282 Yes but I don't have to drink that as it's already there, I don't see what you're getting at seeing that it's the actual drinking / taste I dislike.

  • @JakeRoy98
    @JakeRoy98 5 місяців тому +7

    "I want to lose 100 pounds this year" *Gets fast food at home*

  • @officegoddess5074
    @officegoddess5074 5 місяців тому +8

    515.8? I don't think so.

  • @Binx-ud1hk
    @Binx-ud1hk 5 місяців тому +11

    In your dreams you were 515

  • @ladydiana004
    @ladydiana004 5 місяців тому +7

    Omg wow u have to close doors in your closet?!?!!... how did u find the energy and time.

  • @lilyanna7797
    @lilyanna7797 5 місяців тому +10

    What is with the Gatorade!!!!! You are not moving your body enough to warrant it!!! What is the logic gorl!!!

    • @Schrodingers_Kat
      @Schrodingers_Kat 5 місяців тому +4

      Same as when she was obsessed with protein bars.

    • @whitway12
      @whitway12 5 місяців тому +2

      Anything to avoid drinking water

  • @rachelwrafter2583
    @rachelwrafter2583 5 місяців тому +8

    "You guiz are gonna be surprised I'm not wearing hewps today"
    No.
    We're not.

    • @aws437
      @aws437 5 місяців тому

      Don't lah

  • @alexandrajoyyy
    @alexandrajoyyy 5 місяців тому +75

    this is absolutely insane

    • @jaimereynolds258
      @jaimereynolds258 5 місяців тому +7

      Yep.

    • @hailey7866
      @hailey7866 5 місяців тому +4

      soo stop watching sweetie. no one is forcing you to watch her

    • @gothicqueen2176
      @gothicqueen2176 5 місяців тому

      🤣😂

    • @aichohvee
      @aichohvee 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@hailey7866 The only comeback Ambabies have. So tiring.

    • @katyaregan6832
      @katyaregan6832 5 місяців тому +7

      @hailey7866 You people with your “if you dont like it dont watch” same old comments - I used to think you were just dumb or naive. But now that is no excuse. You support an abuser that takes no responsibility for the people AND animals she has harmed.
      Defending her is repulsive.

  • @Romaki96
    @Romaki96 5 місяців тому +5

    The problem with your food is not the quantity of it, but the quality of it. Your resolution should have been no fast food.

  • @lidyamunoz7373
    @lidyamunoz7373 5 місяців тому +9

    Rinse, lather, repeat

    • @orsitheawesome
      @orsitheawesome 5 місяців тому +2

      Rinse, lather, ** Kermit, repeat

    • @feralkitty57
      @feralkitty57 5 місяців тому +1

      *There's no rinsing or lathering going on with this wide load*

  • @smuttybooksarelife
    @smuttybooksarelife 5 місяців тому +7

    Your life makes me so genuinely sad, so mundane and unfulfilling

  • @theeggman8987
    @theeggman8987 5 місяців тому +95

    You deserve a medal for functioning at a basic level.

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +8

      And getting rich doing it.They estimate she has made over 1 million since being on YT

    • @angussneef
      @angussneef 5 місяців тому +1

      She sure thinks she deserves a medal for existing

    • @angstyhorsegirl7282
      @angstyhorsegirl7282 5 місяців тому +4

      @@user-xq1xw5xn8pit sounds impressive until you see how much she’s spent on various items and takeout. I bet most of it is gone

    • @user-xq1xw5xn8p
      @user-xq1xw5xn8p 5 місяців тому +1

      @angstyhorsegirl7282 yes it is an impressive amount of money to spend on food.She owns nothing,no house,no car .but she does have quite the Lego collection.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 5 місяців тому +47

    This obsession with alcohol is not good.

    • @angelh3771
      @angelh3771 5 місяців тому +1

      🤔🤔🤔 do you wonder at all why she's doing it? Do you even care?

    • @tayto721
      @tayto721 5 місяців тому +4

      @@angelh3771 they don’t, because they’re perfect people with 0 unhealthy coping mechanisms

    • @LJ-dv2wl
      @LJ-dv2wl 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@angelh3771because she's pushed everyone away and had no one left but her Mother?

    • @angelh3771
      @angelh3771 5 місяців тому

      @@LJ-dv2wlhighly unlikely reason. You can do better then that.

    • @phreakzilla8514
      @phreakzilla8514 5 місяців тому +4

      @@tayto721yes, because only perfect people can point out that someone with a terribly addictive personality that’s drinking alone several times a week could develop into a problem.

  • @Romaki96
    @Romaki96 5 місяців тому +10

    You allow yourself to be over 500.

    • @miker2360
      @miker2360 5 місяців тому +3

      She is doing all this for a reason. I think it's for views and money. Nobody eats like her on dieting and for 10 years

  • @barbaraannie5271
    @barbaraannie5271 5 місяців тому +4

    Ringing in the New Year with an old and tired troll.