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  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 7 років тому +325

    No, Australia. You can not have this beautiful bastard back. We're keeping him and Hugh Jackman.

    • @australian1018
      @australian1018 7 років тому +8

      Homini Lupus You bastards.

    • @russellcampbell9198
      @russellcampbell9198 7 років тому +15

      Homini Lupus We have plenty more. He is a novelty to you guys but most football clubs in Oz have their own Jims. What we don't have is Donald and his gang to make fun of.

    • @factsabouturmum9250
      @factsabouturmum9250 7 років тому +9

      russell campbell Shit son, I'd love to give them to you, but we're stuck with the cunts.

    • @soulhunter91
      @soulhunter91 7 років тому +3

      and Chris Hemsworth

    • @duncanwallace7760
      @duncanwallace7760 7 років тому +15

      You need him more than us atm, you have trump to put up with!

  • @pharol
    @pharol 7 років тому +83

    I'm not Australian, I don't live in America, English is not my first language but I love this shit

    • @tubraynz2925
      @tubraynz2925 7 років тому

      + pharaoh Ohhh, good on ya mate.. Brother from another mother ;)

  • @australian1018
    @australian1018 7 років тому +20

    Commedians one of the most honest professions ever.

  • @TripleA90000
    @TripleA90000 7 років тому +703

    Giving jim his own show was the best idea ever.

    • @nem447
      @nem447 7 років тому +3

      amen

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 7 років тому +3

      Langdon he writes the promoter tho, imagine learning the lines for each show every day, it's not like his comedy routines

    • @johndoe-lu4vy
      @johndoe-lu4vy 7 років тому +1

      The Valiant Atheist I don't think any Jon Stewart copycat could beat Legit. This is still a damn good copy.

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      @geektime9885 7 років тому

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    • @simonbravo87
      @simonbravo87 7 років тому

      TripleA9000 go fuck yourself and George Soros too....hope both of you last as long as Soros...

  • @erickauffmann_official
    @erickauffmann_official 7 років тому +96

    I love you Jim!

  • @rtmoody4427
    @rtmoody4427 7 років тому +8

    Damn Jim. You are crushing this gig. Great stuff.

  • @DJ-zp8hw
    @DJ-zp8hw 6 років тому +2

    Wow, I didn't know CC had this much talent on board! Jim and Jordan Klepper are rad.

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig 7 років тому +23

    McCain, McConnell, and Trump: Crusty, Musty, and Don't-Trusty.

  • @misguidedfangirl6527
    @misguidedfangirl6527 7 років тому +6

    BEST SHOW ON Comedy Central!

  • @catramax
    @catramax 7 років тому +4

    I have never been so please by a satire news host :') Bravo Jim, you're the man the internet needed

  • @thompson223
    @thompson223 7 років тому +26

    I love Jim's opinions and shows, as guy with Scottish sense of humour we can relate. Wish he would be free to not be so relevant and speak his mind but that's how it is. Love your shit Jim!

  • @drunkenpanda2107
    @drunkenpanda2107 7 років тому +2

    Best show on Comedy Central

  • @trevorphillips5201
    @trevorphillips5201 7 років тому +14

    Nothing against trevor noah, but jefferies should have been the new host.

  • @aristogan
    @aristogan 7 років тому +3

    Bill should have a daily show, Waiting an entire week for these clips is killing me

  • @jobo8281
    @jobo8281 7 років тому +2

    Subscribed just for jim Jeffries

  • @AdamFaulknerVideos
    @AdamFaulknerVideos 7 років тому +79

    I can't believe Donald Trump actually managed to sound MORE insincere...

  • @polyorchid528
    @polyorchid528 7 років тому +12

    If Mitch McConnell fell on his back would he be able to get back up?

  • @starbuckstark4745
    @starbuckstark4745 7 років тому +5

    I love him! He's hilarious

  • @kobathedread
    @kobathedread 5 років тому

    Nails it again.

  • @kennyrademeyer4836
    @kennyrademeyer4836 7 років тому +2

    This guy is brilliant!

  • @juliat6221
    @juliat6221 7 років тому +8

    Good one Jim. Thanks for some laughs.

  • @eduardoandres5989
    @eduardoandres5989 7 років тому +72

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH HAHAHAHA
    I FKN THREW DEVIL HORNS RIGHT UP WHEN HE SAID PANTERA CONCERT!!!
    lol
    strenght beyond strenght Jim!!! hhaha
    saluud° my fellow headbangers!!!

    • @WorldzMo5t3pic
      @WorldzMo5t3pic 7 років тому +3

      2 words: Fuck. Yes.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 7 років тому +2

      Eduardo andrés Hellyeah!!! Please don't Down vote this.

    • @MarkusB1974
      @MarkusB1974 7 років тому +2

      So did I, mate!
      Fuck yeah!
      Getcha pull!

    • @mekelpekelekel1298
      @mekelpekelekel1298 7 років тому +1

      RE SPECT WALK I PREFER MEDICINE MAN

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 7 років тому +2

      Affirmative. Heavy metals will be essential for the coming revolution.

  • @-valkyrie-00
    @-valkyrie-00 7 років тому +9

    Love you Jim!

  • @jurvanoerle2845
    @jurvanoerle2845 5 років тому +1

    Bitter Times for our brother and sisters living in the states. Thoughts and prayers for when you finally wake up and realize what you've been doing to yourselves

  • @americanenglishcoach7423
    @americanenglishcoach7423 7 років тому +6

    I'm glad Jim pointed out how stupid the bathroom bill is. I can't imagine how Republicans came up with the "danger" involved in letting people use the bathroom of the gender they identify with and are living as. I guess these guys thought "What would I do if I could get into the ladies' room".

  • @chriscorbin6980
    @chriscorbin6980 6 років тому +1

    Love Jim Jefferies

  • @briancogley4956
    @briancogley4956 7 років тому +2

    This was great! I thought the show was going to turn him into a wuss.....but I was wrong!
    Looking forward to more!

  • @deanwcampbell
    @deanwcampbell 7 років тому +14

    Jim should have been the successor to John Stewart on the Daily Show.
    I would still be watching.

  • @alicevana
    @alicevana 7 років тому

    how have I not seen his show before? I never even knew he had one....but it's funny as hell

  • @mimic1876
    @mimic1876 5 років тому

    great show jim

  • @egbduf
    @egbduf 6 років тому +2

    "That's a pantera concert"

  • @anitaclarke1304
    @anitaclarke1304 7 років тому +1

    Lmfao @ Jim .. great dude !

  • @ItsChurchieYall
    @ItsChurchieYall 6 років тому +5

    Jim is probably the only comedian who can make trans jokes that funny 😂😂

  • @VigEuth
    @VigEuth 7 років тому

    Crusty McCain how did I not here this yet

  • @davidwayne9021
    @davidwayne9021 7 років тому +1

    Dreamland introduced me to the gun show owl.
    I introduced him to the QB.
    I think.

  • @ishtar0077
    @ishtar0077 7 років тому

    So funny ..love it

  • @MJFAN666
    @MJFAN666 7 років тому +1

    Oh shit this guy has his own show?? I gotta check this out

  • @hexadecimal5236
    @hexadecimal5236 7 років тому +2

    I never liked group bathrooms anyway. Why doesn't Texas just put in full walls and real doors on their bathrooms?

  • @Ohmloud
    @Ohmloud 5 років тому +1

    He did get go vote.. and gave it a thumps down. (And gave a middelfinger up to trump)

  • @KirtFitzpatrick
    @KirtFitzpatrick 7 років тому +1

    Jim Jefferies, he has some good points. 🙃

  • @nannaleifa
    @nannaleifa 7 років тому +135

    Goddammit, this again? The Republicans seems to be as original as Hollywood. Buckle up! Healthcare sequels are coming to town!

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 7 років тому

      got anything resembling evidence to support your assertion?

    • @remibouchard7591
      @remibouchard7591 7 років тому +4

      www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2013/nov/15/ellen-qualls/aca-gop-health-care-plan-1993/

    • @dontasmeeydidnudoit2524
      @dontasmeeydidnudoit2524 7 років тому +7

      Carl,, Mitt Romney.. Massachusetts.It is called Romneycare.. Same Thing...as Obamacare.. It is just Expansion of medicare.Mitt was governor.See republicans are just dumb fucks.. They don't know shit just lies from their racist new source.. Dumbass racist pricks.. The GOP had the plan. The democrats like it and bam got it done. The GOP hated ever since.. But, YOur congressperson.. They have Obamacare for themselves and their families Because in truth the GOP like having it for themselves. But not you. Fool!!

    • @simetry6477
      @simetry6477 7 років тому

      We need a single payer, prevention focused, food and exercise focused healthcare. We need a unified Electronic Healthcare Records data base that uses machine learning algorithm that can correlate diagnostics and treatment based on aggregated symptomatic, epidemiological, genetic history and outcomes. We also need to demand that all pharmaceutical and health device industries turn non-profit as well as all hospitals to turn non-profit. Now that gets you a mix of the Canadian and French system without the NHS. But eventually we will all have a healthcare system like Britain just to control the costs of a larger elderly population. And before anyone says that government would just squander it or be deficient or inefficient at healthcare - point to me a good private healthcare system, any nation that can compare to socialized health.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 7 років тому

      Dontasme Eydidnudoit
      Holy shit - were you drunk when you wrote this? This whole thing about punctuation and grammar not being necessary on the internet is fucking stupid if you're trying to make a point you want people to understand. Besides, it just seems like an awfully convenient excuse for the majority of you who are simply deficiently educated.

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 7 років тому +17

    I didn't think this would be good. Man, I was wrong...

  • @billy-joelpawstrong1665
    @billy-joelpawstrong1665 7 років тому

    I was familiar with his stand-up but I didn't realize he had a show until yesterday! He's so funny! Move over John Oliver, I'm a Jim Jefferies fan now

  • @MrAsmaay
    @MrAsmaay 7 років тому +4

    cool

  • @trex2251
    @trex2251 7 років тому +4

    Pantera!

  • @rilleyroggers3843
    @rilleyroggers3843 7 років тому +2

    "The Young Ones", anyone?

  • @NoLimitNinos
    @NoLimitNinos 7 років тому +12

    This is so weird, they completely flipped Jim, he usually talks so much slower than this.

  • @ruthiecanan1045
    @ruthiecanan1045 7 років тому

    Doors!!! Thank you!!!

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 7 років тому

    It wasn't a vote to repeal Obamacare, it was a vote to have a debate on it. McCain first voted to say the debate was okay, and after the debate he voted to tell McConnell to piss off.

  • @keithlammers4316
    @keithlammers4316 7 років тому

    That's a Pantera concert haha

  • @Jack-kx5mh
    @Jack-kx5mh 5 років тому

    I don’t have doors in my school bathroom

    • @Jack-kx5mh
      @Jack-kx5mh 5 років тому

      That’s not a joke btw

  • @Deimus333
    @Deimus333 4 роки тому

    That's 50k I'll never get back hahaha

  • @jaydencolour1072
    @jaydencolour1072 7 років тому +1

    Make him a correrspondent

  • @TheUnlistedOne
    @TheUnlistedOne 7 років тому +3

    Jim Jeffries is funnier than Trevor Noah and Chelsea Handler.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 7 років тому +1

    Common sense explained through Comedy..

  • @drakekoefoed1642
    @drakekoefoed1642 7 років тому

    Private healthcare doesn't cover the poor, but it also undercovers the middle class. Almost everyone who survives a heart attack goes to the hospital. Some can afford it, some have great insurance, and some have medicare. For the rest, many are bankrupted because their insurance is inadequate. Others don't have insurance, and the providers make the money up on those who do, a tax that hits the middle class harder than the rich. But the providers do get their money, making US healthcare more expensive than almost anywhere else in the world, for mediocre results.
    Middle class 'conservatives' think their rates would go up with national care. The opposite is the fact. The system would care for the same number of people, but not single out the insured to be the only ones who paid. The 1% could pay a little, even. The profits of insurance companies, about 25% depending which stats you like, would be saved. England administrates their system with 5%. The cost of squeezing turnips would be saved. Huge drug company profits, often on products developed with publicly funded research, would be controlled.
    Anyone who believes in getting his money's worth should think this through for himself. Being conservative doesn't mean you have to be foolish with money, or not see the value in something because you won't look.

  • @ghenulo
    @ghenulo 7 років тому +2

    Comedy Central UK? Do Brits really care so much about what Republicans do?

  • @demonslayerXP
    @demonslayerXP 7 років тому +1

    DID SOMEONE SAY DIDDLE?!

  • @justatiger6268
    @justatiger6268 7 років тому +1

    1:10 I like people without aggressive brain tumors, okay.

  • @rubengutierrez1766
    @rubengutierrez1766 5 років тому

    Deon "primetime" i want to have my draft party at your house. I dont gamble but your house would be awesome!

  • @xxRAWxx
    @xxRAWxx 7 років тому

    Lol the protests

  • @1Reevee
    @1Reevee 4 роки тому +1

    Trump might’ve said trusty rather than crusty

  • @vinnievalentine421
    @vinnievalentine421 5 років тому

    Think about this..... are YOUR age peers representing you? No. Just like the 12 Jury of "your peers". "They arent my peers"!!!!

  • @heather2956
    @heather2956 7 років тому

    laughing my fucking ass off I did not know he said crusty! this fucking guy is a champ holy rusted scraps of sheet metal Batman

  • @freeassange5667
    @freeassange5667 7 років тому +1

    Funny guy

  • @petitio_principii
    @petitio_principii 7 років тому

    The whole toilet thing. It was originally implemented because women do not feel comfortable sharing the toilet wit men. And It doesn't help if these men feel they're also women. It this particular aversion is deemed too irrational and doesn't warrant separate toilets, so is the same with the conventional binary toilet separation. And in a way it's also the same aversion that drives trans people (probably more often trans-women/ex-men) asking to use the other toilet to begin with, they don't feel comfortable using what they feel is the toilet of the other gender (or particularly men's), even if it's of their own physiological sex, or former sex. There's no way to coherently criticize one side and not the other at the same time.

  • @rekrn12345
    @rekrn12345 7 років тому

    Wow the supreme court reinstated obama's travel ban. Breaking news.

  • @bigwo56
    @bigwo56 7 років тому

    You are one crazy fucker, man! Not to mention, funny as Hell!!

  • @marblegrimes7010
    @marblegrimes7010 7 років тому

    Would you feckin please stop I literally just lmo, now got to put it back on,

  • @vinnievalentine421
    @vinnievalentine421 5 років тому

    Who wants our Turtle? Cause we dont want him. And he wont swim in Detroit water.

  • @mischr13
    @mischr13 7 років тому

    Odd numbered highways run north and south...just fyi

  • @michaelgrimm2121
    @michaelgrimm2121 5 років тому +1

    I don't think there's ever been a bigger sell out... I really liked him. Too bad

  • @alalducente
    @alalducente 7 років тому

    that children excuse

  • @midmidmid3428
    @midmidmid3428 7 років тому +4

    #MAGA trump is still president, we still have freedom of speech in America so these 'stupid shows' as u called them will still be produced and watched as long as Trump continues to say and do stupid stuff. GO JIM JEFFERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!! You are Great, Tremendous, Good,, a Hero, and a high Quality comedian.

  • @oznews1
    @oznews1 5 років тому

    why dont ya set up a interview again septic tank.

  • @psychedashell
    @psychedashell 7 років тому +1

    Didn't we see this kind of show with John Oliver?
    He's too PG? Rightoh, carry on Jim.

  • @slothystudios2695
    @slothystudios2695 6 років тому

    Pantera or Pearl Jam??

  • @higaindane
    @higaindane 7 років тому

    Fuck yeah Pantera

  • @victoriaharker5436
    @victoriaharker5436 7 років тому +4

    😂

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 7 років тому +4

    I like your stance on the bathrooms. Now apply that same logic to guns

    • @tiraironsyde7251
      @tiraironsyde7251 7 років тому +3

      Have you not seen his Netflix special? Its like a 20 min. routine just on guns.

    • @williamcortelyou4524
      @williamcortelyou4524 7 років тому +1

      Fisty McKnuckleson Jim actually got famous for his routine on gun control, it's his most viral bit, and very good. Just UA-cam Jim Jeffries gun control. Or just watch his special. I think it's Bear. It may be the one before that.

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 7 років тому

      William Cortelyou yeah I've seen it. I love Jim. What I was saying is based on this comment: "if you're going to molest someone, a bathroom bill isn't going to stop you." So in turn, apply that same logic to guns. if you're going to kill someone, a gun ban isn't going to stop you. But who knows, I may be rusty on his stance. Ill have to rewatch the special but it seems like he was pretty pro banning like Australia.

    • @jonanice
      @jonanice 7 років тому +4

      Fisty McKnuckleson but the problem is idiots buy guns n then mistakenly kill themselves or others needlessly. The non-criminal person having a gun is still a person with a gun. Least if only the bad guys have guns the police can better take em down. I'm Half American but grew up in the UK, I also know what it's like to fire a weapon after being military trained​ to do so & I think your US 'logic' on right to bear arms is cuckoo bananas

    • @TheDeven1000
      @TheDeven1000 7 років тому

      Jonanice Mexico has really strict gun laws, how's that working out? Why shouldn't I be allowed to protect myself and my family from potential threats

  • @cossy5316
    @cossy5316 7 років тому

    the last part about the transgender bathroom, reminds me of a law in one of the cousin fucking states. "Before you commit a crime, you must call a cop to tell them your intentions" So basically the law there is, you need to call the cops before you commit a crime. Before you get pissy, look at my comment a few times and then think about it.

  • @BibithePing
    @BibithePing 7 років тому

    Supernajs stuff

  • @FistyCarrera
    @FistyCarrera 6 років тому

    nice, the 100th 90% trump satire show

  • @UnendingGrimness
    @UnendingGrimness 7 років тому +1

    Pan-Fucking-tera \m/

  • @vladtepes7539
    @vladtepes7539 5 років тому

    america dugged too deep in its search for oil, breaching into its solvency.

  • @LarsLiveLaughLove
    @LarsLiveLaughLove 6 років тому

    lol

  • @plantman5126
    @plantman5126 7 років тому

    UK gets Jim and I have to deal with Trevor Noah , fuck.

  • @stephenmneedham
    @stephenmneedham 5 років тому

    Turn the canned laughter off

  • @babad9173
    @babad9173 7 років тому

    6

  • @bongzongify
    @bongzongify 7 років тому

    this sucks
    ...................................................... it's only on once a week

  • @zackklein2225
    @zackklein2225 7 років тому

    Comedy central is ruining jim jefferies!

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 6 років тому +1

    thanks america for opting to take in more muslims!
    signed, the rest of the world with too many muslims. :D

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin9942 7 років тому +1

    Aahhuuuwww Fak!!

  • @MyUniqueVibe
    @MyUniqueVibe 7 років тому

    Man, I'm Australian, and I still think his accent is still way to ozzie xD

  • @heather2956
    @heather2956 7 років тому

    gym no the other gym not that one either Jim Jefferies there and now we got it fucking voice command, anyway he's like Mel Gibson if Mel Gibson was joking!

  • @maven12LA
    @maven12LA 7 років тому

    sometimes he sounds like gilbert gotfried

  • @soikot007
    @soikot007 7 років тому

    Jim without beer. That's a no no . Btw every other one is doing the same content. Make it more like ellen.

  • @PSNnightmare
    @PSNnightmare 7 років тому +1

    so many bandwagon jumpers please get off

  • @Procappers
    @Procappers 7 років тому

    you used to a funny edgy comic. what happened.

  • @nawforreal6833
    @nawforreal6833 7 років тому

    sorry if if you actually watch this junk.