jake gyllenhaal being chaotic on talk shows for 7 minutes straight

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  • @AkiraN19
    @AkiraN19 5 років тому +15681

    *Ellen:* "When is your birthday?"
    *Jake Gyllenhaal, an alien:* "My _whot."_

    • @AkiraN19
      @AkiraN19 5 років тому +387

      Jake Gyllenhaal is the physical embodiment of the "Is this music? I love music." vine series.

    • @gavvronk
      @gavvronk 5 років тому +3

      Yes XDD

    • @Meepers_the_Great
      @Meepers_the_Great 5 років тому +48

      “What is a birthday?”

    • @haileybalzan794
      @haileybalzan794 5 років тому +8

      turns out i have the same birthday as him and i’m so happt

    • @ramgraphite6311
      @ramgraphite6311 5 років тому +29

      He’s like, birthday? But I was already been born...

  • @Rachel-op4kn
    @Rachel-op4kn 5 років тому +9989

    this mans sheer DISTRESS when talking about his halloween costume, it was like watching a soldier experience PTSD

    • @isabellaadad
      @isabellaadad 5 років тому +80

      Rachel thanks for this comment because i literally didn’t know what he was talking about 😂

    • @calvinmorgan7444
      @calvinmorgan7444 5 років тому +24

      That whole Jarhead thing was on purpose right?

    • @tjjackson242
      @tjjackson242 5 років тому +2

      Nigga what?

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ 5 років тому +10

      It just kept getting worse lol i lived every second

    • @saganpetrsmith
      @saganpetrsmith 5 років тому +19

      I D O N T K N O W

  • @jojo-he5gj
    @jojo-he5gj 4 роки тому +13984

    There’s a reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson haven’t been seen in the same room. The universe would implode from so much chaotic energy in one small space.

    • @Andrears
      @Andrears 4 роки тому +214

      Omg I was just thinking the same thing

    • @internetwarcriminal4004
      @internetwarcriminal4004 4 роки тому +121

      F*CK YES someone said it . Omg I can't believe it

    • @ogatatsumi8594
      @ogatatsumi8594 4 роки тому +17

      They have been

    • @internetwarcriminal4004
      @internetwarcriminal4004 4 роки тому +22

      @@ogatatsumi8594 ooohh where I never saw them together tho🤔

    • @scrappy1416
      @scrappy1416 4 роки тому +70

      Batman and Mysterio in the same room? Yeah the universe would definitely implode if that happened.

  • @rebeccaedkins9987
    @rebeccaedkins9987 5 років тому +14357

    I can't tell if he's deliberately messing with them, just has slow buffering and agrees with everyone or maybe is just in a constant state of PaNiC and says the first thing that comes to mind.

    • @lazypaw7448
      @lazypaw7448 5 років тому +558

      Sounds chaotic what if it's all of those. Happens.

    • @Izzayroach
      @Izzayroach 5 років тому +69

      Yes

    • @rebeccaedkins9987
      @rebeccaedkins9987 5 років тому +31

      @@Izzayroach honestly mood at the moment

    • @rebeccaedkins9987
      @rebeccaedkins9987 5 років тому +6

      @@lazypaw7448 that's actually probably true.

    • @mariabp11
      @mariabp11 5 років тому +3

      def the latter

  • @savileroof464
    @savileroof464 5 років тому +5192

    0:15 _”i t ’ s m y b i r t h d a y n e x t w e e k ?”_

    • @hugalothrocks
      @hugalothrocks 5 років тому +82

      You have birthdays on this planet?

    • @laurenc9859
      @laurenc9859 5 років тому +6

      this killed me

    • @julie6071
      @julie6071 5 років тому +3

      IM CACKLING

    • @dsoundso
      @dsoundso 5 років тому +9

      I could relate to that. I am never quite sure how old I am if asked spontaneously. Of course in a span of +-1 year

    • @ghostie888
      @ghostie888 5 років тому +12

      I relate, I once answered I'm 18 out of stress when I was actually 20 at the time 😂

  • @callmekit87
    @callmekit87 4 роки тому +10970

    I love how Jake gives Ellen just as much of a hard time as she does to everyone that goes on her show

    • @sabatsilosani240
      @sabatsilosani240 4 роки тому +499

      I think he did that on purpose

    • @leche-y-pan
      @leche-y-pan 4 роки тому +274

      As anyone should ✨

    • @Siziusmopul
      @Siziusmopul 3 роки тому +7

      @@sabatsilosani240 no you don't say I thought it was accidental -_- captain obvious

    • @sabatsilosani240
      @sabatsilosani240 3 роки тому +6

      @@Siziusmopul k

    • @anabueno7811
      @anabueno7811 3 роки тому +76

      AS HE SHOULD

  • @volcaniccash
    @volcaniccash 5 років тому +22356

    jake gyllenhaal making people 𝙖𝙛𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙙 for 7 minutes straight

  • @alessiacardile8595
    @alessiacardile8595 5 років тому +3761

    no one:
    jake gyllenhaal: b i t e w h e r e i b i t

  • @bullypopful
    @bullypopful 4 роки тому +2884

    "Bite where I bit" It takes a special kind of person to instinctively say that without hesitation

    • @latifa762
      @latifa762 3 роки тому +131

      honestly this part killed me

    • @supakawaii69
      @supakawaii69 3 роки тому +76

      The way that that cut immediately after I could talk about this scene all day

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 3 роки тому +24

      Stephen was just like O.o

    • @ling_a_bling
      @ling_a_bling 2 роки тому +10

      he's always so straight-forward and flirty 😭

  • @gnometime
    @gnometime 5 років тому +9117

    BITE WHERE I BIT

    • @marjechevarez790
      @marjechevarez790 5 років тому +233

      he is such a weirdo lmao 😂 look at colberts face 😂

    • @jimmymontoya4458
      @jimmymontoya4458 5 років тому +61

      Excuse me? 😂😂😂

    • @CecesCloset22
      @CecesCloset22 5 років тому +35

      I'm actually crying OMG

    • @Sumi2379
      @Sumi2379 5 років тому +18

      He’s an actual crackhead 😂😂😂

    • @Inanedata
      @Inanedata 5 років тому +37

      This is the one that made me lose my shit

  • @mr.oxigenwaster2047
    @mr.oxigenwaster2047 5 років тому +7073

    Jake Gyllenhaal is what happens when the funny kid drinks 5 monster energy drinks at once.

  • @linakillaa4629
    @linakillaa4629 4 роки тому +12391

    consider this: jake gyllenhaal and joaquin phoenix in a room for an hour

    • @ermka26
      @ermka26 4 роки тому +869

      bro someone's gonna die at the end

    • @ryannpoland6852
      @ryannpoland6852 4 роки тому +265

      A dream that I could only wish to come true

    • @-lee7867
      @-lee7867 4 роки тому +9

      fucj

    • @DonMutley
      @DonMutley 4 роки тому +11

      yes please

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 роки тому +47

      They filmed Sister Brothers together

  • @gepardzhongli
    @gepardzhongli 5 років тому +13227

    He's trying his best to act like a human. He's adorable!

    • @louiseharpth1267
      @louiseharpth1267 5 років тому +61

      someunknown gyllenhaal 👽😂

    • @leighadischler2362
      @leighadischler2362 5 років тому +182

      He escaped from area 51😂😂

    • @nooseywoosey3612
      @nooseywoosey3612 5 років тому +18

      The 282 dislikes are all the talk show hosts he acted crazy around.

    • @lotusflower_
      @lotusflower_ 5 років тому +3

      i just figured out we have the same birthday WTF. im so happy

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 5 років тому +16972

    Therapist: Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Jake Gyllenhaal: 👁👄👁

    • @jaylenconnors7775
      @jaylenconnors7775 5 років тому +53

      Twenty Paphonies how are you everywhere wtf

    • @jonesOtr
      @jonesOtr 5 років тому +91

      @@jaylenconnors7775 well there's 20 of them

    • @jaylenconnors7775
      @jaylenconnors7775 5 років тому +27

      Jones kamacho I actually choked😂

    • @bidiscourse1447
      @bidiscourse1447 5 років тому +10

      @@jonesOtr damn I didn't get it the first time I thought someone literally made ~20 accounts with the same name and pfp and you're giving us the tea but the I read Jaylen's reply and I'm mad at myself cause honestly how stupid can I be 😂

    • @sycl0ps
      @sycl0ps 5 років тому +4

      Twenty Paphonies ive been seeing you everywhere

  • @NoWayItsSeph
    @NoWayItsSeph 4 роки тому +7330

    Therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
    Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: *exists*

  • @alexregan
    @alexregan 5 років тому +5824

    Jake Gyllenhaal avoiding personal questions by being an absolute nutter for 7 minutes straight 😂

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 4 роки тому +57

      This is totally it
      😅

    • @jenniferlee9577
      @jenniferlee9577 4 роки тому +93

      he's like robert pattinson but less panic

    • @diamondheart1580
      @diamondheart1580 4 роки тому +12

      Thats me though

    • @S.M.9
      @S.M.9 3 роки тому +6

      Okay but I actually know nothing about his personal life at all

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 2 роки тому

      nice pfp
      W

  • @janiahpapaya5988
    @janiahpapaya5988 5 років тому +12184

    “I quit shaving and what happened naturally is my beard grew.....ItS a REalY orGanIC pROcesS”
    This is a true intellectual right here

    • @blasehaters4286
      @blasehaters4286 4 роки тому +56

      Niah Baby *“ya. this is big brain time”*

    • @aghost9614
      @aghost9614 4 роки тому +39

      One time I sipped water from a straw and the water went into my mouth. Idk how but it's true

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 4 роки тому +13

      This man's summaritive logic is impeccable.

    • @andrecontreras4679
      @andrecontreras4679 4 роки тому +3

      That clip killed me.

    • @alicefhs912
      @alicefhs912 4 роки тому +1

      Right!

  • @empress9554
    @empress9554 4 роки тому +5177

    This should be called “Jake Gyllenhaal abusing Jimmy Fallon for nearly 7 minutes, interrupted by chaotic talk show moments.”

    • @ramaabapat
      @ramaabapat 3 роки тому +8

      How does this have so many likes and no comments 😂

    • @empress9554
      @empress9554 3 роки тому +3

      Magack

    • @lilly-ee2sp
      @lilly-ee2sp 3 роки тому +10

      @@ramaabapat we've been left speechless

    • @NetCerpher
      @NetCerpher Рік тому

      @@ramaabapatthis is a generational thing

  • @starringvincentprice
    @starringvincentprice 5 років тому +8424

    My therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn't real he can't hurt you
    Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: 1:16

    • @joelongo450
      @joelongo450 5 років тому +87

      He looks a little like Vsauce

    • @Rafael-mh6yz
      @Rafael-mh6yz 5 років тому +7

      Is that fr?

    • @Hypekickerz
      @Hypekickerz 5 років тому +15

      Hey michael vsauce here

    • @uscman
      @uscman 5 років тому +5

      @@joelongo450 Hey, Vsauce! Gyllenhaal here.

    • @irisgrace409
      @irisgrace409 5 років тому +6

      *baald jake gyllenhaal

  • @analdelrey249
    @analdelrey249 5 років тому +6827

    he's like a baby in an adult's body

  • @victorfurtado5578
    @victorfurtado5578 4 роки тому +1735

    He's so handsome that this chaotic energy just makes him look even more attractive like ???? How is that possible

    • @sarahlevine2397
      @sarahlevine2397 4 роки тому +4

      YES exactly

    • @gittebjerrebraae8382
      @gittebjerrebraae8382 4 роки тому +10

      Cause it's adding up to adorable

    • @deidrestephens8255
      @deidrestephens8255 4 роки тому +3

      Yes and look this is why me and husband agree he can be my hall pass 😂 his is either lady Gaga or Julia roberts. Which is why me and my husband are together because look at that broad spectrum of chaos

    • @aaleproxygantz
      @aaleproxygantz 4 роки тому +22

      Handsome People who act like they're not Handsome People is usually more attractive

    • @jayg5391
      @jayg5391 3 роки тому

      He would get on my nerves lol. He’s cool tho

  • @lyne6687
    @lyne6687 5 років тому +9251

    these talk show hosts look like babysitters desperately trying to make small talk with a child who's high on sugar

  • @meadowfrance
    @meadowfrance 5 років тому +4370

    "Bite where I bit" may be the weirdest thing I've ever heard

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 5 років тому +63

      ramona lynn you clearly haven’t heard a lot of weird things

    • @IamEpsilon27
      @IamEpsilon27 5 років тому +264

      Best thing is Colbert is a known germophobe, so that pause was genuine concern

    • @meadowfrance
      @meadowfrance 5 років тому +45

      @@IamEpsilon27 So did he say that because he knows that and he wanted to push Colbert? With that context it weirds me out much less.

    • @IamEpsilon27
      @IamEpsilon27 5 років тому +2

      @@meadowfrance no idea thb

    • @IamEpsilon27
      @IamEpsilon27 5 років тому +33

      I doubt he was thinking about it haha. I hear he has anxiety and has a joint before interviews, so it's probably a 'no filter' thing haha

  • @tiaalice6380
    @tiaalice6380 4 роки тому +2294

    Jake gyllenhaal is literally the geek when he gets invited to sit at the popular kids table

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 4 роки тому +8

      Tia - a a a a idk what you’re projecting but he’s “literally” more popular than you will ever be

    • @tiaalice6380
      @tiaalice6380 4 роки тому +37

      Allen Rubin WOAH bro it’s a joke chill. You’re getting so defensive wth🤔I don’t wanna be famous anyway.

    • @tiaalice6380
      @tiaalice6380 4 роки тому +11

      Allen Rubin oh and plus I love jake gyllenhaal

    • @lilyhutchins9896
      @lilyhutchins9896 4 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @meganarey6883
      @meganarey6883 3 роки тому +1

      I know.. and ya gotta love him for it

  • @madisongoble3940
    @madisongoble3940 5 років тому +16270

    The two dislikes are Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland

  • @gepardzhongli
    @gepardzhongli 5 років тому +8289

    Don't return him to Area 51!

    • @sardonyx2035
      @sardonyx2035 5 років тому +19

      He's like the Area 51 Harriet Tubman

    • @Chaotic_Observer
      @Chaotic_Observer 5 років тому +6

      If someone does imma be pissed

    • @asghr9885
      @asghr9885 5 років тому +5

      He was being so chaotic the guards gave him to us as a gift

    • @theosneez3164
      @theosneez3164 5 років тому

      I disagree

  • @Samantha-xl5wl
    @Samantha-xl5wl 4 роки тому +3386

    jake: BITEWHEREIBIT
    stephen: 👁👄👁

  • @sydpen5317
    @sydpen5317 5 років тому +2744

    The editing is actually how Jake processes his thoughts and actions.

  • @robertduncan8400
    @robertduncan8400 5 років тому +5407

    So I kept a straight face through all of this... but when he was eating the cake and yelled “bite where I bit!” I lost it.. who tf says that!?!

    • @malierperry8364
      @malierperry8364 5 років тому +77

      IM a SNACKER jake gillenhallsz said that

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 5 років тому +110

      Malier Perry “gillenhallsz”....bahahaha *GILLENHALLSZ* omg I’m wheezing lol that’s the most butchered spelling of his last name I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣😭💀

    • @bouszaye
      @bouszaye 5 років тому +97

      how I gathered it was it’s because he took a bite and it tasted bomb so he wanted the other guy to taste exactly what he tasted 🤣

    • @yarriegiddings8533
      @yarriegiddings8533 5 років тому +83

      bouszaye nah he just wanted them to share saliva bc he’s a big weirdo 😂😂😍

    • @specialK17100
      @specialK17100 5 років тому +22

      Now i'm crying laughing wen I looked at that scene with extreme awkwardness

  • @seijosh5982
    @seijosh5982 4 роки тому +747

    Jake, almost every interview : "i'm a very serious actor... "

  • @simon4632
    @simon4632 5 років тому +6968

    big chaotic evil energy

  • @aidanmoretz2722
    @aidanmoretz2722 5 років тому +25133

    I can’t tell if he’s either being sarcastic or he’s genuinely in serious distress half the time.

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 5 років тому +820

      No one knows

    • @atreyeebanerjee4064
      @atreyeebanerjee4064 5 років тому +948

      That's how God makes Sagittarians.

    • @aletheiib
      @aletheiib 5 років тому +109

      i’m both of those so it would make sense

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 5 років тому +80

      It's been like a Richard Linkletter "Boyhood" concept type of thing, but soooooo much more elaborate. He's been gradually playing the role of intellectual, odd moviestar across the media for 20 years.

    • @flowergirl9999
      @flowergirl9999 5 років тому +103

      "It's a really organic process."

  • @daniela-ml7bn
    @daniela-ml7bn 4 роки тому +744

    Imagine this man and Robert Pattinson in the same room
    TOO MUCH CHAOTIC ENERGY

  • @bridgetmallon976
    @bridgetmallon976 5 років тому +9251

    The editing in this is *chef’s kiss*

  • @Verlarn
    @Verlarn 5 років тому +1805

    Hands down favorite Jake moment,
    *"THIS ONE'S FOR MY FAMILY!"*
    _aggressive water splash_

    • @violet-ut6hg
      @violet-ut6hg 5 років тому +37

      the thing is, he said that way before he got the part of mysterio in the mcu. now “this ones for my family” is an ICONIC mysterio line

  • @natbuser
    @natbuser 4 роки тому +9228

    Ellen annoys me, it’s almost like she doesn’t wanna be there and always seems like she’s annoyed with the guests on HER show

    • @candidlyopinionated19
      @candidlyopinionated19 4 роки тому +625

      Natalie Buser agreed. Always got a weird vibe. Like unapproachable, or stiff.

    • @kierenllama3568
      @kierenllama3568 4 роки тому +296

      most tv show presenters are fakey personalities anyways. She's known to be one of them too. Looking down at her guests and no real respect

    • @mmmanutd
      @mmmanutd 4 роки тому +187

      She's like those old ladys or old men who run a shop or something and everytime you go they treat you like a piece of garbage and just want you to get out of there.

    • @slackerboy1488
      @slackerboy1488 4 роки тому +45

      @@ivanebijay2401 lol no need for apparently she an asshole on TV as well

    • @afthabknavas
      @afthabknavas 4 роки тому +11

      Except with beiber

  • @Eryph
    @Eryph 5 років тому +3294

    Jake started doing a bit like twenty years ago and just never stopped

  • @Rhinee
    @Rhinee 4 роки тому +177

    That “bite where I bit” was the most threatening demand I’ve heard

  • @yes.9731
    @yes.9731 4 роки тому +4760

    I love how jake just makes everyone so uncomfortable 😂

  • @UlfhednarAxe
    @UlfhednarAxe 5 років тому +6126

    Talks shows are so weird a huge amount of people watching two people have a conversation in the same room

    • @kitkat3106
      @kitkat3106 5 років тому +115

      Slipknotking133 are you high

    • @lf3862
      @lf3862 5 років тому +290

      kit kat he’s not wrong

    • @mrbubbly4536
      @mrbubbly4536 5 років тому +157

      It’s not even an organic conversation... they have pre interviews so the people in the background now where to steer the conversation

    • @andrezcl
      @andrezcl 5 років тому +25

      UA-cam is just 1 person talking to a camera, isn't that worse?

    • @UlfhednarAxe
      @UlfhednarAxe 5 років тому +13

      André Lindbeck there’s a comment section so the viewers can actually respond

  • @delsinrowe2014
    @delsinrowe2014 4 роки тому +323

    So basically Nightcrawler was a regular evening for Jake

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 роки тому +1

      Wait, Jake was Nightcrawler?

    • @delsinrowe2014
      @delsinrowe2014 4 роки тому +17

      @@josefzalusky7307 Not Nightcrawler the X-Men mutant. He’s the lead in a thriller called Nightcrawler where he plays a psychotic cameraman and acts basically like how he was in these interviews but terrifying lol

  • @elou.bunbun
    @elou.bunbun 5 років тому +4162

    how did we not notice that jake gyllenhaal and aubrey plaza are the most chaotic talk show guests

    • @Jocelyn12700
      @Jocelyn12700 5 років тому +155

      you forgot Tyler the creator

    • @cloutdaze
      @cloutdaze 5 років тому +112

      Eric Andre exists

    • @maxgriswold2141
      @maxgriswold2141 5 років тому +132

      They're pretty good guests but eric Andre is on the level where he's basically a SCP that turns any interview into his own show

    • @solarheartz
      @solarheartz 5 років тому

      i lit rally just said the same time i’m- omg

    • @mahaladelfino6898
      @mahaladelfino6898 5 років тому +23

      you forgot about ryan reynolds

  • @pigreenk07
    @pigreenk07 5 років тому +4474

    Jimmy Fallon can’t match his energy but he can thrive in it. Steven Colbert feels THREATENED

    • @kaelynpedone194
      @kaelynpedone194 5 років тому +164

      and Ellen seems to hate it

    • @cinna8474
      @cinna8474 5 років тому +23

      stephen colbert is a KNOWN germaphobe. And Ellen definitely looks like she HHHHHHAAAAAYYYYYYYYTTTEEEESSSSS IT

    • @somanico
      @somanico 5 років тому +44

      Conan and Jake are like a match made in heaven

    • @donghyucksmom2413
      @donghyucksmom2413 5 років тому +8

      @@cinna8474 From stuff that I read Ellen seems to be quite the b*tch irl. It's just stories/rumours but apparently she's not that friendly against staff, don't know if she sucks it up for famous people. However, she really seemed annoyed at some point lol

    • @jaguarchampion
      @jaguarchampion 3 роки тому +2

      And Seth is just terrified.

  • @kristyblack1424
    @kristyblack1424 4 роки тому +3618

    you can tell Ellen doesn't like him. she can't compete

    • @riri89d
      @riri89d 4 роки тому +44

      She does like him she’s just an Aquarius

    • @DerEchteBabo
      @DerEchteBabo 4 роки тому +556

      @@riri89d more like she's a bitch

    • @lillianad374
      @lillianad374 4 роки тому +24

      @@DerEchteBabo hey im an aquarius

    • @TucoTrucos
      @TucoTrucos 4 роки тому +100

      @@Losinit people actually thought she was nice?

    • @bananabambiii
      @bananabambiii 4 роки тому +45

      julia kitten as an Aquarius I have to say we don’t actually act like that she’s just a bitch

  • @Hazel055
    @Hazel055 5 років тому +3254

    Why do I love this energy so much

  • @reoughanoshea1215
    @reoughanoshea1215 5 років тому +2773

    Everyone is like “ I dIdNt LaUgH uNtIl He SaId BiTE wHeRe I bIt” and I’m just over here laughing the entire time

  • @thatsmyOPINION
    @thatsmyOPINION 4 роки тому +352

    Conan: "yeah, were you guys good?
    Jake: "W-" *cough*

  • @candyclouds900
    @candyclouds900 5 років тому +3310

    I didn't laugh until "BITE WHERE I BIT" & that split second pause that Colbert gives 😂

    • @mdmassi
      @mdmassi 5 років тому +45

      same i died at that point haha

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 5 років тому +20

      In comeback to Colbert's line about ranking Gylenhaals, I wanted him to say "We don't rank former Daily Show correspondents around here, but Steve Carell is clearly the best".

    • @raahimas2776
      @raahimas2776 4 роки тому +2

      literally

    • @adri5817
      @adri5817 4 роки тому +4

      Candy Clouds
      THAT TOOK ME OUT. I wouldn’t have even thought about not doing it

    • @jocelynethomas2588
      @jocelynethomas2588 4 роки тому +1

      I wheezed omg

  • @s0phi3e
    @s0phi3e 5 років тому +2437

    Alternatively: Jake Gyllenhaal spitting on Jimmy Fallon for whatever minutes straight

    • @prasannafy
      @prasannafy 5 років тому +2

      s0phi3e this is the only time in life where I’ve been wanted to be spat on by him so bad omlll

  • @thirstaefortae5057
    @thirstaefortae5057 4 роки тому +190

    “Fear not, this is not a sadness beard.” Lmao

  • @shiawashington6290
    @shiawashington6290 5 років тому +2701

    I SCREAMED at when they showed him bald

    • @izzytravels686
      @izzytravels686 5 років тому +1

      The Shia Show. He doesn’t look the same😂

    • @AmazingArtisticSpidey
      @AmazingArtisticSpidey 5 років тому +2

      He looks like Bullseye from the old Daredevil movie lol

    • @Daytonni
      @Daytonni 5 років тому

      I almost peed 😂😂😂🤣

  • @gracemoore6138
    @gracemoore6138 5 років тому +5780

    He's one of those guys that gets more attractive the older he gets. He was always cute, but now he's FINE...

    • @magdalenaschmidt3023
      @magdalenaschmidt3023 5 років тому +96

      Ikr! He's like rdj...

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 5 років тому +16

      Did you miss how socially awkward and creepy he actually is?

    • @gracemoore6138
      @gracemoore6138 5 років тому +239

      @@Kyoto99952 his "social awkwardness" is cute. I think he's actually quite sociable though. And creepy? You must be mistaken. He can portray creepy characters, but as himself he's super outgoing and has a warm personality.

    • @czmyi
      @czmyi 5 років тому +26

      Grace Moore PERIOD

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 5 років тому +4

      @Altair Oh sorry I didnt mean to disturb your fantasies, teenagers. My bad.

  • @drmustacheofficial
    @drmustacheofficial 4 роки тому +636

    This whole thing was hilarious but the part that made me laughr for 5 minutes straight was:
    Conan: I know you think you're in great shape but you haven't felt what's up he-
    Jake: *lightly taps Conan*
    Conan: *AAAAAaaa@@aAAaAhhhHhHH*

    • @K08-d4z
      @K08-d4z 4 роки тому +4

      I literally saw this comment when that scene came up and I died😂😂

    • @nourhourani2479
      @nourhourani2479 3 роки тому +2

      2:20

  • @trailblzr94
    @trailblzr94 5 років тому +2369

    Jake Gyllenhaal is a good example of being "Chaotic-Good" if you had to put him on the alignment chart. We need more of that.

    • @madizabokrtsky2967
      @madizabokrtsky2967 4 роки тому +2

      Utopic Mania ahh, a fellow meme friend

    • @Haz-Zzz
      @Haz-Zzz 4 роки тому +1

      1.8k DnD connoisseur agrees with you.

  • @MzMidnightShadow
    @MzMidnightShadow 5 років тому +2309

    The editing KILLED me 💀💀 the part where he grabbed the host’s bicep took me outtt

    • @ivyfrost7308
      @ivyfrost7308 5 років тому +52

      Conan 😊

    • @takejaylor3528
      @takejaylor3528 5 років тому +99

      Don’t disrespect Conan like that

    • @beatleslennon220
      @beatleslennon220 5 років тому +20

      That's Conan O'Brien

    • @50ShadesOfEndo
      @50ShadesOfEndo 5 років тому +24

      "the host"

    • @MzMidnightShadow
      @MzMidnightShadow 5 років тому +12

      No offense to anyone in this thread but does it look like I care about any one of these men aside from Jake Gyllenhaal? Because I surely don’t

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 4 роки тому +231

    0:55 jake is the literally the kid the parent has to tell to not touch anything in the store but does it anyway 😂

  • @casmoq9732
    @casmoq9732 5 років тому +2299

    for four minutes I thought it was "jake gyllenhaal being *catholic* for 7 minutes straight. I was like yeah sure

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 5 років тому +17

      casmoq something about this took me out😂😭how would someone even make that video

    • @casmoq9732
      @casmoq9732 5 років тому +17

      Ashley Lowery I figure he would either be mentioning god or Jesus or being a nice little angel. He was a nice little angel which is why I kept believing

    • @victoralejandro8151
      @victoralejandro8151 5 років тому

      Quick, two more people unlike this comment. I already did.

    • @jakerobinson8568
      @jakerobinson8568 5 років тому

      I thought the same thing

    • @lamorracarmen426
      @lamorracarmen426 5 років тому +1

      Funniest comment🤣

  • @kidd2676
    @kidd2676 5 років тому +2501

    Chris Pratt, Ryan Reynolds, and Jake Gyllenhaal in a dark comedy. Your welcome Hollywood.

    • @Rash23215
      @Rash23215 5 років тому +85

      not chris pratt please, he'll ruin it....

    • @lavirieux4194
      @lavirieux4194 5 років тому +123

      Chris does not fit dark comedy. But yes to Jake and Ryan!

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 5 років тому +92

      Dude a Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal buddy movie would be god tier

    • @coryinthehouse5734
      @coryinthehouse5734 5 років тому

      Ryan Reynolds is not funny he’s cringey as deadpool

    • @luketa5533
      @luketa5533 5 років тому +37

      Cory In the house excuse me ryan is irreplaceable as deadpool just like rdj as tony stark and hugh jackman as wolverine

  • @princesspeach8883
    @princesspeach8883 4 роки тому +349

    Jake: bite where I bit
    Stephen: wut?

  • @CaptainCocaine
    @CaptainCocaine 5 років тому +1963

    I was in the audience for one of the Conan episodes. Dude was straight up off his rocker, and I loved every minute.

    • @feilvei4498
      @feilvei4498 5 років тому +52

      Oh man, nice! I love Jake Gyllenhaal, but I believe Conan as a talkshow host, celebrity and as a person is very underappreciated. Can you confirm? He always stood out for me as a real cool guy.

    • @JessicaTheUncooliestCatMonroy
      @JessicaTheUncooliestCatMonroy 4 роки тому +12

      Feil Vei I’ve seen Conan in person too. Hes super funny, nice and underrated. You are so right.

  • @nothing9071
    @nothing9071 5 років тому +1298

    Why is Jake Gyllenhaal literally me tho, full of chaotic energy and weird misplaced anger with a little bit of absolute confusion lol

  • @The_Real_Flump
    @The_Real_Flump 3 роки тому +186

    He brings a sort of "fuck your show, I'm doing a bit." energy that I aspire to.

  • @jauxro
    @jauxro 5 років тому +757

    "It's a pretentious character - did that come naturally -?"
    Jake, not even hesitating: "yes, yeS"

  • @INA-ry9wj
    @INA-ry9wj 5 років тому +1364

    I think people just don't get his sense of humor but he's hilarious!

    • @ElaBogner
      @ElaBogner 5 років тому +49

      That's exactly what I'm thinking. I was watching the clip and was surprised because I didn't know he was this funny. Now I'm reading the comments and I'm confused...

    • @theguitarhero898
      @theguitarhero898 5 років тому

      The video has 59k likes so I think people understand it lol.

    • @zenelsadiku6898
      @zenelsadiku6898 5 років тому

      I do... i understood that reference ( if you know what i mean)

  • @noestoo4225
    @noestoo4225 4 роки тому +480

    Jake is me when I get high and lose my shyness lmao

  • @ryn4469
    @ryn4469 5 років тому +1760

    "BITE WHERE I BIT"
    ...excUse mE?

    • @Heyhowareya97
      @Heyhowareya97 5 років тому +15

      Kat C. I was scrolling through and read this literally the exact moment he said it, fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheChosenOne90
      @TheChosenOne90 5 років тому

      I would have, it’s not like he’s some stranger or a homeless person. And also I’m a straight guy so yeah no homo but it’s the 🐐 Jake mf Gyllenhaal so yeah.

    • @judyweber2454
      @judyweber2454 5 років тому

      @@Heyhowareya97 me too!!
      😂😂

  • @user-fn4wr6dv7y
    @user-fn4wr6dv7y 4 роки тому +1762

    no one:
    jake gyllenhaal: *smashes red button on live ellen talkshow*

  • @trevorbrown9398
    @trevorbrown9398 4 роки тому +1114

    How is he chaotic, he just isn’t fake like most of these celebrities

  • @Megamindfan123
    @Megamindfan123 5 років тому +2591

    Where was the candy going?!
    I D O N ' T K N O W !

  • @lordshaggy9903
    @lordshaggy9903 5 років тому +861

    Do you ever just think to yourself: I need to be more like Jake Gyllenhaal.

    • @Klesx
      @Klesx 5 років тому +1

      No, can't say that I do.

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 5 років тому +10

      I think to myself that I need to be *less* like him.

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 5 років тому +9

      i admire jake, totally going to be him when i consume his soul

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm 5 років тому

      Every morning

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 5 років тому +1

      Anyone who tried to act like him that wasn’t him would immediately be sent to a psychiatric prison.

  • @lindsaydarrah6664
    @lindsaydarrah6664 4 роки тому +141

    it’s the “BITE WHERE I BIT” for me 💀

  • @aashi7541
    @aashi7541 5 років тому +3311

    Put Jake , Ryan Reynolds and taika waititi in a room and start a topic, imagine the chaos

    • @Primal_Aozora
      @Primal_Aozora 4 роки тому +49

      Aashima bedi A massive train wreck I would pay to see.

    • @DrawtheCurtains
      @DrawtheCurtains 4 роки тому +72

      Joaquin Phoenix too

    • @natashapriest5384
      @natashapriest5384 4 роки тому +117

      And Robert pattinson too!

    • @fiogal
      @fiogal 4 роки тому +63

      AUBREY PLAZA TOO

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 4 роки тому +48

      Don't even give them a topic, just give them time on their own

  • @robbmitchell7846
    @robbmitchell7846 5 років тому +11253

    Wow dyslexia made me read Catholic, not chaotic. I was so confused the whole ride through this...

  • @Reign14forever
    @Reign14forever 4 роки тому +106

    He has “i have a nice older sister” energy

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 5 років тому +1552

    There's something so satisfying about first-hand-witnessing that a rich, famous, gorgeous person can be pathologically awkward (& no, Anna Kendrick doesn't count, because her wit is unfailing, and she makes it look charming AF). I respect Jake Gyllenhaal for "making it weird", reliably. The hero we need.

    • @Lime9611
      @Lime9611 4 роки тому +20

      He's not actually awkward, he just acts that way because he knows it's funny lol

    • @robertbrighterlife9501
      @robertbrighterlife9501 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed. Except Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous by a Longshot

    • @Lime9611
      @Lime9611 4 роки тому +16

      @@robertbrighterlife9501 Well that's just not true

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 4 роки тому +2

      I'm not confused, I'm literally only responding to the video, my dudes; I know very little about the guy otherwise, as he's not one of my faves.
      That's why I said, " _can_ be", not "is".
      .
      And I agree that "Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous" is a false statement. There's heaps of different kinds of gorgeous, so if you don't agree that "super-cute, cheeky pixie with Big Chipmunk Energy" qualifies as attractive, then that's cool + all, but I think it does. :-)

    • @Lime9611
      @Lime9611 4 роки тому +3

      @@mysterylovescompany2657 Totally agree, Anna Kendrick is super cute, I'd love to look like her lol

  • @jamesdan6895
    @jamesdan6895 5 років тому +20654

    Conan gets his humour, Ellen DeGeneres does not

    • @justahuman9273
      @justahuman9273 5 років тому +1761

      Ellen is so... i don't know.... i used to like her, but maybe she should do something else, something that she can find fun in maybe^^ seems like she's had enough of her own show, idk 🙈

    • @donghyucksmom2413
      @donghyucksmom2413 5 років тому +307

      @daenerys targaryen is dead But wasn't she already thinking about stopping with the show? Like, not renewing her contract. I guess she just got a nice offer to resign again, but she is probably less motivated. But her contract will expire again in 2020, so maybe she will drop the show?
      And apparently she isn't that nice as she seems, especially against staff, which I, personally, think says a lot. It's easy to be kind against other famous people, but if you're going to be thrash against people becasue you think they are below you it's just nasty.

    • @ashleshapaliwal6838
      @ashleshapaliwal6838 5 років тому +93

      She's a woman

    • @dantebad
      @dantebad 5 років тому +231

      @@ashleshapaliwal6838 you just discovered... the obvious.

    • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
      @user-vr5zk9ox8d 5 років тому +94

      ashlesha paliwal Yeah she should go back to the kitchen, right?
      Welcome to the 21st century folks.

  • @trashvan
    @trashvan 4 роки тому +192

    Conan: “i know you think you’re in great shape but you haven’t felt what under he-“
    *grabs arm*
    *AHHHHH*

  • @asyayldz5117
    @asyayldz5117 5 років тому +1457

    He and Aubrey Plaza should be in the same show.

    • @ronja4693
      @ronja4693 4 роки тому +4

      morr like he and anna kendrick

    • @maggie3405
      @maggie3405 4 роки тому +11

      mauro conti
      What’s wrong with Aubrey?

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 4 роки тому +7

      Yea their energies together! 🤯
      🙌

    • @plastiqbeach7487
      @plastiqbeach7487 4 роки тому +9

      @@mauro100 I love aubrey sm

    • @notanargle918
      @notanargle918 4 роки тому

      I kept saying that cause I'm sure it would be a blast HAHAHAHA

  • @marlssa
    @marlssa 5 років тому +4581

    I want to smoke weed with Jake Gyllenhaal

    • @Simplelivingslowliving
      @Simplelivingslowliving 5 років тому +16

      Omg sameeee

    • @rainingwhenidie
      @rainingwhenidie 5 років тому +224

      Fuck that, I wanna do crack with him

    • @rasyarawal06
      @rasyarawal06 5 років тому +11

      Might not even need to just bring with him ifht he enough to do the trick😂

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 5 років тому +11

      That would be INTENSE

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 5 років тому +55

      Jake is the type to get overly paranoid and hella anxiety

  • @annabelle3752
    @annabelle3752 4 роки тому +127

    THE WIG PART SENT ME INTO THE UNIVERSE

  • @gillianb2352
    @gillianb2352 5 років тому +860

    "BIT WHERE I BIT" killed me 😭

  • @FANTASTICO1230
    @FANTASTICO1230 5 років тому +1389

    I need to see him , Aubrey Plaza, and Eric Andre alone in a room together 😂😂😂

    • @asyayldz5117
      @asyayldz5117 5 років тому +43

      That’s just exactly what I thought. Every socially awkward people.. i WANNA SEE THEM

    • @LaurenGardner81
      @LaurenGardner81 5 років тому +34

      I was JUST thinking that.. Plaza and Jake needs to happen

    • @my.firefly
      @my.firefly 5 років тому +4

      i was thinking the same!

    • @LaurenGardner81
      @LaurenGardner81 5 років тому +1

      @Kayoz YES please!

    • @kevinw712
      @kevinw712 5 років тому +12

      That's such a staggering amount of collective dry sense of humor you'll wind up chafed if you get within 20 feet of them

  • @serenali8802
    @serenali8802 3 роки тому +24

    charming taylor's dad with self-effacing jokes & sips of coffee

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 5 років тому +859

    2:23 the tiny alien that controls his mind went feral for a hot minute here

    • @carliciapowell4023
      @carliciapowell4023 5 років тому +38

      And the face he made when he did it 🤣😂🤣

    • @allegedashley
      @allegedashley 5 років тому +29

      YOU SAID “WENT FERAL” IM CRYING OMFG

    • @maxr5799
      @maxr5799 5 років тому +6

      AAAAAAHH

    • @sheepphobic1089
      @sheepphobic1089 5 років тому +12

      all those words together bring me to tears

  • @anushkamadan4622
    @anushkamadan4622 5 років тому +531

    Jake is the definition of chaotic energy and we love him.

  • @SwiftMoments13
    @SwiftMoments13 3 роки тому +66

    sipping coffee like you were on a late night show

  • @katelynjohnson9605
    @katelynjohnson9605 5 років тому +7804

    Nobody:
    No one:
    No one in existence:
    Not a soul:
    Jake: BiTe WhErE I BiT

    • @DopelyTV
      @DopelyTV 5 років тому +144

      That was the best clip

    • @morganlease3487
      @morganlease3487 5 років тому +5

      before i read this i was literally about to comment this exact comment

    • @nickmccurdie1214
      @nickmccurdie1214 5 років тому +46

      pito cochino where did this come from?😂😂

    • @kristinak3670
      @kristinak3670 5 років тому +6

      Came for this comment, I'm happy now, I can go to sleep again 😂

    • @MorgansBeauty22
      @MorgansBeauty22 5 років тому

      KDKDKSKSKSK

  • @Odysseus38
    @Odysseus38 5 років тому +35579

    jake gyllenhaal is what happens when you take an average everyday person and you made him famous

    • @SamA-ox3ur
      @SamA-ox3ur 5 років тому +86

      Isaac Christie 😂

    • @marsimus13
      @marsimus13 5 років тому +1951

      He’s everything but average what the fuck

    • @madamekipperoni7598
      @madamekipperoni7598 5 років тому +306

      TAKE THAT BACK 😂

    • @geanolsbar
      @geanolsbar 5 років тому +555

      y’all really don’t know what ‘average everyday person’ means huh

    • @kevindelaluzquiroz6107
      @kevindelaluzquiroz6107 5 років тому +16

      ai no fr 🤦‍♂️😢

  • @pleasedtomakeyousmil
    @pleasedtomakeyousmil 4 роки тому +65

    2:45 that laughter is so genuine. Stuck that shit straight on his forehead haha

  • @morganpoystila4924
    @morganpoystila4924 5 років тому +441

    Jake: Bite where I bit
    Colbert: 👁👄👁???

  • @TheTacitusKilgore
    @TheTacitusKilgore 5 років тому +905

    Casey Frey and Jake Gyllenhaal are genuinely the same person. Same face, same crazed neurotic eyes and same chaotic personality.

    • @navib3817
      @navib3817 5 років тому +28

      Vincent Vegan Le Big Mac oh my god..... that’s why I’m (very shamefully) attracted to Casey Frey

    • @TheTacitusKilgore
      @TheTacitusKilgore 5 років тому +30

      @@navib3817 the first time i saw him was in that hi bitch vine and i didn't think much of him. I've always had a crush on jake gyllenhaal lol but it wasn't until recently when i watched couple of Casey's videos that i realised they look and act so alike. That being said Casey still has way more crackhead energy than Jake.

    • @samsewa7721
      @samsewa7721 5 років тому +1

      YOU JUST CONNECTED SOME PIECES BRUH

    • @Guttoky
      @Guttoky 5 років тому +1

      Woooow so trueee

    • @keepXonXrockin
      @keepXonXrockin 5 років тому

      @@navib3817 I'm very shamelessly attracted to that lanky bastard and his bomb-ass moves

  • @ambercasey9160
    @ambercasey9160 4 роки тому +67

    2:23 when you finally caught the mosquito that has been talking shit in you ear all night 😂😂😂

  • @isabellakrivorot9692
    @isabellakrivorot9692 5 років тому +286

    "Bite where I bit" got me
    Stephen Colbert's face is absolute gold after he says that 😂😂

  • @biancamariani7309
    @biancamariani7309 5 років тому +1275

    5:07 _spiderman far from home_ (2019)

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 3 роки тому +31

    “i am piSSING ON YOUR HEAD!” sends me into OBLIVION every time

  • @theembodies727
    @theembodies727 5 років тому +237

    “I T ‘ S A R E A L L Y O R G A N I C P R O C E S S.”

  • @JD-fg9rg
    @JD-fg9rg 5 років тому +370

    Host: well jake *visible panic and hesitation* d-do you wanna
    Jake: BITE WHERE I BIT

  • @emmaward6412
    @emmaward6412 4 роки тому +57

    “BITE WHERE I BIT”
    “😳”

  • @gfz111
    @gfz111 5 років тому +620

    no one:
    jake: iM pIsSiNg oN yOuR hEaD

  • @heythere452
    @heythere452 5 років тому +293

    Bro this dude is hella funny and he's barely trying 😭😂