Kerillian is good at killing stuff and being arrogant, then failing miserably and getting roasted by the whole group, Sienna especially surprisingly, Saltzpyre usually orders everyone to help her but occasionally just drops a fucking nuke on her with his "EVERY minute, EVERY second!" line
@@DoomNebIf the Alliance had any technological development post Dark Portal, Garithos would have won. Actually ridiculous that footmen were still being used when cannons and muskets are common battlefield fare. Let’s just acknowledge that the only good thing to come out of Warcraft 3 was Garithos.
@@jonathanwells223 Actually during Warcraft 3 muskets and cannons were still rare. Definitely not a common battlefield fare. Lorewise even someone like Arthas couldn't requisition more than a handful riflemen, or a couple of mortars, let alone a Steam Engine, the pinnacle of the Dwarven-Gnomish ingenuity, unless it's for a common cause that would make the dwarves eager to help. It's not like they just produce an infinite amount of them to arm literally everyone and their grandma, these are still new weapons developed like a decade or so earlier. Even in IRL history Muskets were slowly phased in. Armies weren't just suddenly upgraded a week after guns were invented as if you're playing Age of Empires. It took a phasing in of the new weapons and incorporating new strategies around them over decades to a century to even get to the point of musket squads. They were still using shields and swords when the first pseudo-muskets were going into the hands of soldiers. You can't easily convince someone who's lived through wars with his weapon of choice that he's trained all his life with, to suddenly switch to this new gimmick that's really loud and looks really dangerous to even handle, and seems rather slow and sluggish to use. Plus to add to the fact, as you can see, in Warhammer the Empire also has footmen. A lot of footmen, and so do Dwarfs with their own equivalents. And it's not like you're fighting just other humanoids in either universes. Undead that don't care about a bullet hole, Abominations that shrug it off like it's nothing, Magic of many kinds. Just the fact that Stealth is an actual thing and not just a metaphor for a Rogue sneaking around is enough to give a huge disadvantage to gun usage. After all - can't shoot what you can't see.
Kruber: Damn straight I do, Bardin. What will we be drinking for it? Bardin: Ah, a delicious new concoction called "Ironbeard's Fist", a real dwarf ale made by my uncle Grimmson. Kruber: Now we're talking, my dawi. I just hope it is as good as the previous one, but preferably not as strong! Last time, I blacked out near the end and missed the fistfight part! Bardin: No worries dawri! I'll kick you awake this time! We'll go karaoke afterwards too!
He'd most likely be incredibly popular among the Radicals, that or borderline excommunicated because he is willing to work with Eldar and the Leagues. Even among Radicals, working with Xenos is seen with heavy suspicion and prejudice.
I mean Saltz is at worst a strict moderate inquisitor, unless he did the dirty with his imprisoned bright wizard, which he would never do, right? Right?
Never! Not in a million years! Just because the witch is brave in battle and has pretty eyes - uh, pretty *heathenous*, that is - doesn't mean Saltzpyre is secretly tormented by his feelings for her late into the night or anything like that. Nope. Definitely not.
"The black skinned southlanders? What about them? Atleast they have skin. Unlike some of them. If this Settra truly is imperishable then how come most of him has already rotted away?"
No no, Saltzpyre is a Certified PROFESSIONAL Racist thank you very much. He didn't get his certification to be a Witch Hunter from the order of the silver hammer for nothing.
I mean as long as Sienna has her license Saltspyre doesn't really have a leg to stand on when it comes to prosecution...evidence of dark sorcery, ala necromancy, on the other hand...
Honestly Saltzpyre is perhaps the ONLY Witch Hunter I can respect. He is more open minded than all other Witch Hunters, most Sigmarite Priests and plenty of (other) Imperial commoners. (An esteemed one maybe but still...) The rest tend to burn half (if not entire) villages to get a SINGLE target, Which most likely only ends up increasing Tzeentch's schemes kill count.
Saltzpyres mere Existence turns term racist from negative to outright positive definition. Raceophile (a person who likes races) I think will be more correct for Saltzpyre
"Tolerate her all night long I do"
10/10
"S H U T U P"
Who is the character that says that line
@@kimango60 Kruber, at 0:44
@@landeler8888 maybe I'm blind that portrait looks noting like the other kruber portraits that's why I was confused lol
"It is not a hobby it's a religion" truer words never spoken
A girl I am dating at the moment said, "I will leave the Warhammer religion to you.", said in a supporting voice.
@@TheKingDain Marry her asap, it is Sigmars will
@@anonymeroverlord alas, it turned out she was annoying as Mannfred. I dodged a bullet.
@@TheKingDain Don't be like Mannfred. Be like KingDain.
@@secret0fsecrets739 "Nothing stands taller than the might of the dwarves."
Dwarf: "Sigmar's best ally was a dwarf."
Brightwizard: "She has become too valuable to the cause."
Elf: "...I tolerate her..."
Kerillian is good at killing stuff
and being arrogant, then failing miserably and getting roasted by the whole group, Sienna especially
surprisingly, Saltzpyre usually orders everyone to help her but occasionally just drops a fucking nuke on her with his "EVERY minute, EVERY second!" line
Can we just have the first 7 seconds? Thank you
Here ya go: ua-cam.com/users/shortsS_64BwKu_ZY?feature=share
"A challenge?!, A challenge indeed, EVERY minute, EVERY second!"
“He’s legit.”
- CEO Racism Inc.
I love how even without sound, I can imagine these characters saying this stuff.
Saltzpyre out here being sigmars least racist witch hunter.
"This is heresy! Have at thee-AAARAARRGGG!" Friggin' killed me.
Never ask the witch hunter why his girlfriend has glowing eyes and can telepoet
Fun fact: It is a commandment in the Sigmarite faith to aid Dwarf-folk, and a mortal sin to do them harm.
Imagine the confusion once they find dawi-zharr.
"DWARF! Is this how you honour the ancient treaty between our species?"
I believe you’re racist Victor, don’t mind him.
If Saltzpyre was in Lordaeron Garithos would've won
@@DoomNebSuits my purposes.
@@DoomNebIf the Alliance had any technological development post Dark Portal, Garithos would have won. Actually ridiculous that footmen were still being used when cannons and muskets are common battlefield fare. Let’s just acknowledge that the only good thing to come out of Warcraft 3 was Garithos.
@@jonathanwells223 Actually during Warcraft 3 muskets and cannons were still rare. Definitely not a common battlefield fare. Lorewise even someone like Arthas couldn't requisition more than a handful riflemen, or a couple of mortars, let alone a Steam Engine, the pinnacle of the Dwarven-Gnomish ingenuity, unless it's for a common cause that would make the dwarves eager to help. It's not like they just produce an infinite amount of them to arm literally everyone and their grandma, these are still new weapons developed like a decade or so earlier.
Even in IRL history Muskets were slowly phased in. Armies weren't just suddenly upgraded a week after guns were invented as if you're playing Age of Empires. It took a phasing in of the new weapons and incorporating new strategies around them over decades to a century to even get to the point of musket squads. They were still using shields and swords when the first pseudo-muskets were going into the hands of soldiers. You can't easily convince someone who's lived through wars with his weapon of choice that he's trained all his life with, to suddenly switch to this new gimmick that's really loud and looks really dangerous to even handle, and seems rather slow and sluggish to use.
Plus to add to the fact, as you can see, in Warhammer the Empire also has footmen. A lot of footmen, and so do Dwarfs with their own equivalents. And it's not like you're fighting just other humanoids in either universes. Undead that don't care about a bullet hole, Abominations that shrug it off like it's nothing, Magic of many kinds. Just the fact that Stealth is an actual thing and not just a metaphor for a Rogue sneaking around is enough to give a huge disadvantage to gun usage. After all - can't shoot what you can't see.
Oi Grimgi, you want to go an watch Nuln WHC play competitive racism with Karak Azul LBC?
Kruber: Damn straight I do, Bardin. What will we be drinking for it?
Bardin: Ah, a delicious new concoction called "Ironbeard's Fist", a real dwarf ale made by my uncle Grimmson.
Kruber: Now we're talking, my dawi. I just hope it is as good as the previous one, but preferably not as strong! Last time, I blacked out near the end and missed the fistfight part!
Bardin: No worries dawri! I'll kick you awake this time! We'll go karaoke afterwards too!
@@Gabriel_PL this is adorable
1:16 I need original of that picture
Enjoy: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1NZO-L-9Fm3SFO_CArAUKrT-VgtlrMssq
@@DukeNuked Sigmaier bless you
That S H U T U P was stronger than Ghal Maraz
0:47 my favorite part
Now imagine Saltzpyre if he was an Inquisitor in 40k, holy shit the universe would be purged of all xenos.
He'd most likely be incredibly popular among the Radicals, that or borderline excommunicated because he is willing to work with Eldar and the Leagues. Even among Radicals, working with Xenos is seen with heavy suspicion and prejudice.
@@stankobarabata2406 that's been shaken up after Bobby Gsus showed up
@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 well Eldars have a pass now (Drukharians included but thats nor here nor there)
Tolerate Sienna until Vermintide is over, then its time for trial. Until then, well... go on, chop chop!
*WAR FUNDING*
*OH, BLESSED SHOT!*
*RAW, MIGHTY DUEL!*
@@vitaliitomas8121 DOUBLE THE GLORY!
WITH THIS SHOT I ABJURE, THEE !
did you make the gigachad saltzpyre black and white pics yourself?
I did :)
In a world where knife-eared, bug eating, leaf loving, tree hugging, plant brained, skinny legged, reeds exist, how can a man possibly be NOT racist?
"Of course i'm racist"
LMFAO
I mean Saltz is at worst a strict moderate inquisitor, unless he did the dirty with his imprisoned bright wizard, which he would never do, right? Right?
Never! Not in a million years! Just because the witch is brave in battle and has pretty eyes - uh, pretty *heathenous*, that is - doesn't mean Saltzpyre is secretly tormented by his feelings for her late into the night or anything like that. Nope. Definitely not.
I guess you have to make exceptions when you're dealing with the undead and rats that look like they're on steroids
ayy yoo the voice was realy good
ive never subbed to someone so fast in my life
Because we are in vermintide very interesting
"The black skinned southlanders? What about them? Atleast they have skin. Unlike some of them. If this Settra truly is imperishable then how come most of him has already rotted away?"
I am surprised and slightly disappointment in myself, but "Taal's Horn Keep" rhymes remarkably well with "going balls deep"
He's so defensive about the Sienna thing, it would seem that she's his prisoner in more ways than one 🤔
No no, Saltzpyre is a Certified PROFESSIONAL Racist thank you very much.
He didn't get his certification to be a Witch Hunter from the order of the silver hammer for nothing.
What does Salty say at 1:05? I can only make out "When Kerillian hears of it..."
"Heresy!" *Nigel Thornberry impression*
I mean as long as Sienna has her license Saltspyre doesn't really have a leg to stand on when it comes to prosecution...evidence of dark sorcery, ala necromancy, on the other hand...
Never ask imperial racist the how long ears of his gf
Being racist in Warhammer = Sigma
Honestly Saltzpyre is perhaps the ONLY Witch Hunter I can respect. He is more open minded than all other Witch Hunters, most Sigmarite Priests and plenty of (other) Imperial commoners. (An esteemed one maybe but still...)
The rest tend to burn half (if not entire) villages to get a SINGLE target, Which most likely only ends up increasing Tzeentch's schemes kill count.
Quality
hahahahahahahahah
Saltzpyer: NOT CANON!!
zharrin thick!
Should've ended at the 7 second mark.
He loves the races so much
Saltzpyres mere Existence turns term racist from negative to outright positive definition. Raceophile (a person who likes races) I think will be more correct for Saltzpyre
Well.... Lore friendly I guess.
Also Slaanesh liked this video probably.
Is that reaaaaaally a question?
Its warhammer. everyone is racist.
every characters in this game are racist, small or big
CEO Racist Inc: We don't claim Saltzpyre as one of our own!
I mean, I'm a racist, but I find women of other races hot. As long you don't breed with them, it's all good.
chosen people moment
In the same way that "white" American slave owners like Thomas Jefferson raped and impregnated his slaves
Never ask a racist the color of his gf
You're Jewish
Losing my shit at "tolerate her all night long"
This sounds like a no.