2K Devs: We running out of money... Other 2K Devs: Lets put all of Troydan’s favorite players and put them in MyTeam, he’ll spend anything for them Troydan:
I feel like they add a Galaxy Opal Lonzo Ball every year so they can finesse Troydan into him paying $500 on packs just for him to realise that he can buy Lonzo for 100K. Genius strategy to make revenue.
2k workers: we need more money. One of the workers: there is this UA-camr who will spend all of his money for his favorite player called Lonzo Ball Other worker: welp... let's do it
Anyone else watch TroyDan's last video and then got sucked down the TroyDan rabbit hole and is now just bringing all of his videos for the 50th time? 🤔
Now we know how troydan gets the kids in his basement. He tells them to come in while he gets the candy on holloween and steals their costumes for videos
I got hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes
When I saw they released GO Lonzo I’m like Yup troy is definitely making a video about this. Also Shaq with an A 3PT and Range Extender? 2K must be higher then the ISS.
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Troydan:”why are my fans so weird”
Also Troydan:*screams, makes sacrifices, turns into bacon, plays donkey Kong, makes weird poems, goes cross eyed
I laughed hard at this
Harminous G its called making good content for kids lol
Harminous G so if you play donkey Kong you’re weird...
Haha your not funny
Also say cat poop tastes good
Troy: lonzos having a field day with trae young
Lonzo: nearly gets clamped up by young
It iiiiiiiiis what is iiiiiiiiis
Dean Myers 2k got trae young like kawhi in mycareer
your probably white
Troydan: “why are my fans so weird”
also Troydan”it tastes like cat poop, it’s not actually that bad”
How does he know how cat poop taste like?
Droxzツ stfu
lil flex eats ramen he so white he ain’t used to seasoning
No I am joking I like troydan as well as well as LONZO BALL
lil flex eats ramen how do u know how cat poop tastes
3 years later still coming back and watch these masterpieces
Does anyone else ever think about the fact that we are sitting here watching a 30 year old dress up as bacon and scream and we all love it
Yup
Frick you monster almost ruined troydan
Austin 2x he is 21
Austin 2x btw it’s a joke
PuIIx ? buddy i can’t tell if you are trolling or not
Imagine Lonzo watching this and be like : who is this and who he calling best friend?
Lonzo probably heard of him already
2K Devs: We running out of money...
Other 2K Devs: Lets put all of Troydan’s favorite players and put them in MyTeam, he’ll spend anything for them
Troydan:
I think that's exactly what happened
He dropped $400? Hurts me to give $50 😂
Shawn Rico
Hurts to give 20 the struggle is real mate
I don’t spend money
@@booker4984 It becomes an addiction. Becareful
Imagine walking in his basement and seeing a 30 year old man dressed as bacon, screaming and opening packs.
Grant Hickman and the kids
@@chrissamaras5395 and Kate
@@jaydillard1922 they broke up before 2020 i think
The”It is what it EEEESS”killed me
Itami Tensei ikr 😂
It ezz what it ezz
Same
I hate you for destroying the leaf village
I really admire the effort he puts into his videos.
Too bad it is wasted in advertising gambling mechanics for a full-priced game.
I would like it but 69 is like... Just know I would like it but it is what it s
jibreel jibreel someone ruined it
Fuck you
Ichxr shut up
*Breaking news!: 2k goes bankrupt after Troydan stops playing for a week.*
U
Lol
Lol
🙏
Jesus Christ, but with wifi lol
6:26 He finally confessed . He named all the kids in his basement..
Edit : Thanks for the likes
KeefsCaravan I said the same thing
jomar rosa Ha 🤣🤣
He forgot Bobby😂
Mother?
That explains why she hates him😂😂
Why does troydan sound like flight talking about curry while he checks out Lonzo stats.💀
Troydan: tastes like cat poop
Also troydan: it’s not bad
Why do you know what troydan taste like?
Kmoney 22 your probably white
@@wyatteashley8877 racist headass
Kmoney 22 well he did sacrifice his toilet paper
Fuckwhitepeople why u hate white ppl 😂
Troydan: coughing repeatedly.
Covid-19- yo he spittin
Facts that what i said in the comments look it's is there
Mr Poophead brih
I feel like they add a Galaxy Opal Lonzo Ball every year so they can finesse Troydan into him paying $500 on packs just for him to realise that he can buy Lonzo for 100K. Genius strategy to make revenue.
I got fucking lonzo ball WANTED Shaq this disappoints me 😔
I have galaxy opal shaq
Troy in June: Look at Lonzo man! So inspirational!
Wow, a bts fan here? - you a girl? really unexpected - I'm also a bts fan just didn't expect too see one here.
@@CrimsonHeart3 No, I am a boy. Good to see another ARMY!!!!!
Crimson Heart bts stands for back to shitting
Grafet lol
NO TROY IS NOT TURNING INTO FLIGHT
16:03 “This tastes like cat poop. This ain’t bad”
👁👄👁
Troy: *this tastes like cat poop*
Also Troy: *this ain’t bad*
st1ckman 21 nice pj pfp
I was about to comment this then I saw this 😂
4:37 only OGs remember
Facts
Yup
Facts
2k workers: we need more money.
One of the workers: there is this UA-camr who will spend all of his money for his favorite player called Lonzo Ball
Other worker: welp... let's do it
baller boy yes
baller boy 😂😂
24:43 *rare footage of Troy passing Eric Bledsoe without saying “my good buddy Eric Bledsoe”*
st1ckman 21 I was looking for this comment
Faxx
14:46 imagine if you never have watched Troy Dan before
😂😂
I͢'m͢ D͢E͢A͢D͢
Jackisback9 w
Imagine if it was just the audio
Dont worry Jimmy,we"ll save you
Everybody: Svi Mykailiuk
Troy: Shitahoe Miakhalifa
Kansas Jayhawk!
Troydan’s “spices” sound a lot like things that actually herbs
Whats
*Reading this made me lose brain sells*
Ok
What the hell did this man just say
Drippydog brain sells?
Lonzo is a goat he has a 99 card ever since he been drafted😅
not to be a dick but *since*
Hes a bust
Kristupas Briedis nah
Kristupas Briedis No he isnt
Bro lonzo is hot trash dude...not even an all star 🗑🗑🗑
Only real troydan fans remember this “Thanks fungi’s”!
8:01 my soul left my body
“I know nothing about this guy”
My heart as a bucks fan and Michael Redd being my favorite player ever hurts
Fuckwhitepeople name fits
Fuckwhitepeople you’re*
300 Subs No Videos stfu what’s your snap i wanna talk to you
Fuckwhitepeople woah bro chill
@@wyatteashley8877 I love your name
"I hope I don't die of a yeast infection."
- Bacon Dan 4/11/20
Gravelbone 11/4/20
@@lyons1232 in dumb america they put the month first and the day second...
@@uncdrew2883 ye and we don't use the metric system. Deal with it. Lmao
Troydan: “this tastes like cat poop” 4 chews later “this ain’t too bad :)”
Profile picture brothers
I am convinced 2k lowered Troy's odds knowing he will open a crap load of packs for lonzo and shaq
Lol ur dam right
Troydan: This tastes like cat poop. This actually ain’t that bad
JMoney 8720 cat poop he said
He said cat poop
JMoney 8720 Bruh what is your profile picture
Mike Oxlong it’s pregnant Dora
JAMO_o0o i know it’s just fucked up man
We need a thug kobe dan opening for kobe when hes in packs
Dasavagemaster 202 he won’t be in packs they can’t do that because he’s dead and that would be using a dead person for money
@@barrettwaldvogel3602 manute bol dead doe
@@barrettwaldvogel3602 ronnie said kobe was coming and we can totally trust ronnie
Barrett Waldvogel nigga df??? Doesn’t make a grain of sense
@@barrettwaldvogel3602 are you fucking stupid, do you know how many dead people have been in packs
17:13 troydan turns into a guy from Brooklyn
"this tastes like cat poop"
"mmm its not too bad"
just gagged
Imma try me some cat shi-
0:24 my mom walked in as soon as you said that. She thought I was on some other type of website
As soon as I saw the flash pack at the park this morning troydan was the first thing that came to mind
Sameeee
same
same
Samee
Same here no cap
he deadass has a 10 minute intro now
He playing it safe
The best energy Troy puts in all day is saying donkykong 😂😂
11:55 is where Troy finally lets the reality of all the money he’s spent on 2k into his head
I was 8 minutes in and I was like, “Damn,
no Dankey Kang?”
Hichael Merbst holy shit it scared the fuck outta me
Kong*
17:38 killed me 😂😂😂
21:08 when your mom types “p” into google
Uhm i think yt is family friendly
Lol
Lil Pece Fn yes, that’s why we’re watching troydan
Lil Pece Fn into google not UA-cam u turd 🙄
ewdiepie
“This tastes like cat poop, it’s not bad!”
Lol
kool kidz it really be like that sometimes
@@Film-Is-Magic no
Nani?????
He got trolled with a pistons team, pistons jersey, and a PD Wiggins instead of PD Ben in the same set 😂
OMG i didn't notice lol😂😂😂😂
Use me as a, “I was at the premiere.” Extra Donkey Kong Country Lets go
Dainius Neliupsis I came at the premiere
No
Thank you god
ok
No
26:00 my mans just pulled a free agent terry rozier 😂
Jackson Millar trud
cause its black and white
it was emerald in b/w
21:07 when you get back after your first date and she whips it out
Chef Angoose lOL
Chef Angoose and 22:08
Chef Angoose
L
Plot Twist: Troydans dead Grandpa possessed him and made him go fast
This tastes like cat poop
“It ain’t bad”
Anyone else watch TroyDan's last video and then got sucked down the TroyDan rabbit hole and is now just bringing all of his videos for the 50th time? 🤔
24:24 notice how when he put on the kobe Jersey he got like a lot of Kobe A.D shoes
Kobe's number as time
Yea and it’s at 24:24
Only Troydan has a 10:37 minute long intro that’s entertaining
Now we know how troydan gets the kids in his basement. He tells them to come in while he gets the candy on holloween and steals their costumes for videos
“just do it cuh”- Bacon dan 2020
1 Kobe
2 bobon
3 lonzo
4 beetle juice
5 tmac
6 Troy Dan irl skills
7 Shaq
8 Michael Jordan
9 mo bamba
10 Tacko fall
I got the goat, beetle juice
What is irl
I got Michael Jordan
I got hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes
I got zo
When is there going to be a troydan game I mean there is already so many characters bacondan,donutdan,thugdan etc.
Broccoli dan
3:21 When I get the MT option on the drop.
Bruh
6:25 he named all of the basement kids 😂
Imagine walk into troydans house when he is recording a video
When I saw they released GO Lonzo I’m like Yup troy is definitely making a video about this. Also Shaq with an A 3PT and Range Extender? 2K must be higher then the ISS.
I was playing myteam and shaq hit a three over my anthony davis i was pissed
29:29 THE RETURN OF THE THREE AMIGOS!!! Let’s go!
Troy: “Why are my fans weird?”
Also Troy: 14:45
Jesus....
Well then
I am scared troydan is going to shave the kids in his basement this time....
Don’t get addicted to pack
He will have a dozen eggs
Soooooo true
“Carole Baskin kill her husband” - Troydan Exotic 🐯🦁
Troydan: funny story I use too smoke this when I was a kid. Me:goes too first video and sees a bong
3:22 “ it is what it is” 😂😂
At 8:02 I had my headphones in at full volume 💀
Tbh u should be used to it lol
No one is going to comment about the fact that Troy said he doesn’t know anything about Michael Redd?
JuanCena0104 who?
who’s that?
Dudes a casual no flight reacts
@@christopherrola671 literally in flights top 25 all time favourite all time
Lol who?
Troydan’s Mom: there was a time in life where it was not fair for me..
AcE_Kav what’s withe the pfp
Wassup Bol Bol how your nba career going??
AcE_Kav this is a joke account bruh 💀, how is your cartoon gaming going bud have u been crushing on pixels and setting them as your pfp
Terrence Mccloud bruh you know about bols career right? He’s trolling me unless he doesn’t watch nba
😂
Troydan yelling "Donkey Kong 2" sounds like Carl from Jimmy Neutron xddd
You now what they say: a locker code a day equals a lonzo in LA
rarescelfake and a you mean a day
@@emmanuelnzidee8709 thx
God no
21:28 he sounds just like Michael Scott wtf
He should have transformed into laker-dan to get the opals
Fuck u
Lord Farquaad he did at the end
No one: Substitute teachers: 17:38
Imagine how many costumes Troy has in his closet
Aaron Schneider ik I was thinking that
Imagine how many kids he has in his basement
Yawv old overused joke
Jr Vargas look at your profile picture
Yawv what bout it
Only people from the premiere can like this
MGG Gaming stfu
True
Didn’t chat thougg
False
I’m not from the premiere and i liked it anyways cuh
34:37 sounds like the intro to really by da baby
18:23 no one saw that red thing appear on his lip😂😂💀
Damn wtf is that 😂
I’m a simple man, I see Troydan, and I click.
Look at troydady man so inspirational man just trying to do good things in the world with his basement kids man
Flight: "And where is Curry?"
0:35 is this a forshadow of Troy's newest transformation, Tea Kettle Dan? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
F in the chat for the kids in troys basement 🙏
Stubbo Dubbo jaja
F
Troy: "This tastes like cat poop."
Also Troy: "This ain't bad! Hm,"
Anyone who skips the lucky rituals isn’t a true fan 👊🏻
wait people skip that
Is that a fucking joke you just put a white fist
Racist fist
It’s just a joke
Anal bead Bad if your white just do a yellow fist it’s fucking cringe
This video is sponsored by mom’s wallet
Xd
Where your name
@@FrenzyFranzl I used something to make my name invisible
imagine walking in his basement and hearing him say I NEED TO GO FASTER
People need to get they minds out the gútter😂
WHAOOOOO! Dirty minded much?
im not dirty minded
"Grandpa told me to go faster"
- Grown man 2020
Guys I’m starting to think that when he sacrifices an item he doesn’t actually sacrifice it.
Idk guys just curious
Jack Garnett he throws it on a pillow
Silent Gaming I don’t think you get the joke
Bro that's blasphemy
@@silentgaming1932 r/wooooosh
Fr bro, what if he’s tricking us ?
21:08 when she farts in your face
R/youngpeople
Fun fact Hagans is 9 Ham is 12 I’m On Hams side cause who farts on Peoples faces that’s the so weird
The whole part when he was saying “daddy” made me mildly uncomfortable
It made me mildly aroused
IHoriZon
😳
Might be one of the greatest pack openings of all time
Mason Halastik ikr?
he said might be calm down omg
No One Absolutely No One:
Troydan: *has mental breakdown while talking to himself*
Supa Snipa talking*?
18:20 that face when you realize you left you bag 5 hours into a 13 hour drive
Troydan: Los Angeles Lakers Best Center of all time Shaquille O'Neal
**Wilt and Kareem have left the chat**
J S Kareem yes wilt no
Iced Kiwi r u dumb
J S Hakeem left the chat
Pund wilt played plumbers
Iced Kiwi wilt played against Kareem...
I have waited so long for this
3:21 Me when i get a bronze in A locker code
Lmao at when he saw lonzo was going for the low 😂😂💯😂 I didn’t expect that neither.
Lonzo is complete garbage, I'm surprised that card goes for more than Kevin Love and Jeremy Lin