@@TCMixes hey you want money by having a community of people at you like a putz and a man-child do you then lol Pride and dignity are achievable with money too lol just saying
I love the introductions to the goats, gives it such a nostalgic feel to good times especially putting a bit of their highlights, its just amazing and you have to appreciate it
That happened to me galaxy opal Kyle Lowry and Dick Barnett and the rest of my team is one PD and rest is diamonds and emeralds and sapphires. I just get slapped with all galaxy opal Starting 5 with like 3 on the bench
Mom: What are you watching?
Me: Uhhhh.....
My Screen:
Grown man in a chicken costume screaming at a virtual basketball game and crying over spicy food
Im dead
DONKEY KONGGGG COOUUUNNNTRYYYY....... TTTWWWOOOOOO
Lol made my night
this is great
haha
I can already imagine Troy’s face when guaranteed GOAT packs come out lmao
I know right
Lol
@Pranav Manojh 17k
I turned into cake for tracy mcgrady
That will crash the auction market lmao
Eminem: I'm the fastest rapper of all time
Troydan: hold my vc
Hold my basement kids
hold my hof badges u mean
Infrno. He don’t really play park he’s a myteam you tuber really
Mouse _Trap123 oh oh my bad inferno.
hold my chicken wings
I can’t believe I’m sitting here watching a man in his 30s sitting in a chicken costume playing DK
23
The peak of
Life
He’s ain’t 30
NotJacob 1 hes 32
YoungTalent I thought he was 25
“THIS IS THE FIRST MAXED OUT OPAL”
Goat MJ: Imma pretend you didn’t just say that
He took that personally
i know i was mad at him for saying that
ya
pandajet79 *95 driving dunk tendency on goat mj *
Mj always gets the last word
Like for him to wear a piggy costume.
yes
oink oink
@@itsfallz8309 porkchop
Jesse The King or bacon
Lol yes
When he quicksells ben Simmons and realizes he’s 250k
Uh
Quickselling 60 HOF badge my team cards, big brain.
Ikr
diesel patches 60 HOF’s ok buddy
diesel patches no it’s cuz he’s a pg and he’s huge
Donkey Kong Country gonna have to start making more games soon.
Troydan finna buy the whole *collection*
DKC3, DKCR, DKCR TF and then there are the Donkey Kong land games if you count those
I know it was a joke
Imagine breaking into Troydans house and see a 30 year old man screaming at a tv screen while dressed in a chicken suit eating chicken wings 😂
When he got a pink diamond LeBron I was laughing so hard
FR LOL
G.O.A.T packs release
Troydan: I wore my basement kids clothes for GOAT PACKS in NBA 2K20
For each box he doesn’t get the certain card he has to eat one of the children
@@kaidenwhiteside6260 LOL
That’s jokes😂🤣
“no goat card has been maxed out”
GOAT MJ: am i a joke to you?
He has a few 97 and 98 stats. If you have his duo with Scottie he gets maxed tho
look at curry man no he has a couple of stats that aren’t 99
look at curry man no he doesn’t lmao
No
look at curry man he has 97 in one of the defensive stats.
Alternate title: Chicken Man learns his colors while being a cannibal
Lol I’m dead 😂
No way😂😂😂
Oskar Bohaczyk wow
Who else gets chills when he says “ARE YOU READY?”
ofc my guy
yes
7:54
Sometimes
I think to myself
Why do I even watch Troydan
LMAOOO
The fact that he’s 32 makes this funnier
nah troy is 23 no cap
Hes 45 what do u mean
Hes frickin 62 bro what are u talkinh about. Jokes aside he is 80
He turning 100 tmr whar do u mean
I said hes 45 cause i was hping to get some vc
was just waiting for him to get hyped just to find out is was AD.
Brady Couture same
Same
It’s at 25:34
Fr
@@DrewJustGrew 1s aqqQ1
Y’all braggin about being locked inside this man’s basement, while I have the luxury of being trapped in his attic
Oh so your the guy I always see in the corner of the attic
Lolzize Ohh yea I got his bathroom
😂😂😂
luckyyyyyyy
I live underneath his bed the only food I eat his hair the only food ever get is when he occasionally shaves his head
I miss this version of troydan
I love how he gets payed to dance in a chicken costume 😂😂😂
Troydan: Why are these people quitting?
Also Troy: Using 3 goat cards
2k gameplay Most people have goat cards
Whoa Don’t Zucc Me Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@urpapa6830 i dont
2k gameplay Bruh u can literally get Goat Kareem for under 300k
Bruh i dont have mt i just recently started playing myteam
Troy: “ CannibalDan in the chat”
The kids in his basement:👀
He... he took my cousin and we haven't seen him in 5 weeks
Nathaniel Santa I’m sorry bro
Nathaniel Santa same happened to my grandma in this video you can actually hear her say “Timmy! Get off of me”!
Guys gl to troydans house i haven't seen me cousin in 1 year
Erzu
39:38 Who’s gonna tell em bout the GOAT packs that boutta drop with GOAT PG Lebron and Giannis 🤣
This dude is my go to all 2020. So entertaining
Watching Troy is always a vibe
imagine watching troydan for the first time
We all had to do at one time
I was tripping balls and ngl this was tough😂😂😂👍
Well....
That’s what I was thinking 😂
Fr
I'm escaping dawgs... its been 5 years in the making... wish me luck.
Luck
Pick up this on your way out |
|
V
🏆
Good luck
Me to it's so dark in here
Good luck
troydan is humiliating himself for entertainment this is a legend right here
Humility is what made him a millionaire
@@TCMixes true
@@TCMixes hey you want money by having a community of people at you like a putz and a man-child do you then lol Pride and dignity are achievable with money too lol just saying
Jeremy Galvan I’m sure he makes more money now from what he’s doing then he would of with any other career. He’s rich and famous
@@jgalvan09 what are saying here not that i cant read i just dont underatand is disrespecting him or nah
15:52 troy revealing his real feelings about zion
10:50 is where he opens his packs your welcome in advance
Thx
NO
Thx
I skipped and first thing I see is a grown man in a chicken costume xD, NEVER CHANGE TROYDAN
Thx
Nobody:
Troy: flexes that he’s followed by John Cena
(again)
If you know, you know
Idyn Nooby i dont know
Ohh I know
U mean invisible man
Tu é homossexual ?
Followed by who? u just said 'that hes followed by...' and u left it blank
I love the introductions to the goats, gives it such a nostalgic feel to good times especially putting a bit of their highlights, its just amazing and you have to appreciate it
I never thought I’d say this but troydans officially lost his mind
1. Coin
2. Sacrifice
3. Change form
4. Dance/poem/inspirational quote
5. Challenge
6. DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 222222222
Troydan screaming. Neighbors: “aight imma head out”
Idea for a video simp Dan every time you don’t pull a opal you buy someone’s onlyfans
It’s only opals
kate wouldn’t like that
Flight is my dad not this video the next one
Flight is my Dad for another pack opening
I’ve got snacks boys, but someone else has to bring down the drinks
I'll bring them,I'm upstairs in his closet,terrified from the sounds in his room,I'll sneak in the kitchen and grab em
No don’t, I’m in the kitchen don’t blow my cover I’ll bring the snacks
No no no I’m in the fridge and we can team up and grab them
Then why am I in the attic?
I’m behind the couch, can you guys make a noise in the kitchen before u go down so I can escape
Petition for troydan to get on hot ones
Imagine watching a 30+ minute pack opening just to find out he pulled absolutely nothing
Ever single time lol at the end he just use mt to buy the player
i love this man’s energy😂
I can already see Troydans face when he sees Yellow and its Anthony Davis😂😂
Damn I saw this before I got there lol
I’m glad he’s reminding us the names of his basement kids
Troydan: lebron is the only player with 99 all
Micheal jordan: am i a joke to you
Avoidz _ hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahhahaahhaahhhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha
michael*
@@PineappleHQ 👌
*there will never be a better 2k UA-camr ever*
Anyone else noticed that the names changed if the kids in his basement beside Timmy he obviously is doing something to them
If anyone is seeing this, I hope you’re doing well during this pandemic☺️
Thx 🙏 matey you too
Christian White Np👍🏽
Dude Troy hearted that I’ve never seen him heart something before
Garlic Knot no lie I started smiling hella hard because I was like “oh sht troydan liked my comment” so now I gotta cherish this moment forever
Garlic Knot the only other one I’ve seen is when this guy said when he was watching troydan his sister came into his room and started crying lmao
I’m so scared someone is going to walk in on me watching this
Same
same lol
Jesus that cartoon on ur profile pixture scared me.
"I Love eating myself" -Troydan 2020
Its getting hotter out here cuhhh
Troydan 2020
facts
imagine doing this and then forget to record
“It’s better than being in Green Bay” 😢😭 that hurt Troy, that hurt 😞 ( I don’t live in Milwaukee btw just a diehard packers fan)
ikr
I'm in wisco
Still hurts
Milwaukee for me
he said he didn’t even know what he said
prob gonna get r/wooooshed
Steelers for life
“wHoS hErE bEfOrE tHe PrEmIrE”
Me
Mohammed Ali you need a bit of a life
troy: this is the first maxed out card.
goat MJ: AHEM!!!
Lebron has more hof badges
@@Jafeye doesn't matter MJ was the first maxed out player not badges
Thought it was Kobe?
@@dirksotto1980 kobe was the first goat opal but MJ was the first maxed out goat opal
@@andrew7399 kobe's card was also maxed out, look at Troydan's older vid
Man I have been worrying all these videos about odds, but he finally said Jeremy in his do not worry list
Editor: how many edits you want.
Troy: yes.
No one:
My dog at 3AM: 20:27
Lmao under rated asf
So hes raid shadow legends? 😂😂
Wanna hear a joke? It’s Troy saying that he has lived 23 years on this planet
I can already imagine troydans face when Lonzo has a goat card
He aint gonna get one
He ain’t gonna get one
RIP JUICE WRLD if he ever does
Joe Mama he isn’t
Daniel Tice how do u know he might when he is older u don’t know
Here in July of 2021 Troy Dan the 🐐
someone count how many racks hes spent on myteam
alot
Deadass I think over 25K
the videos make more then he spends on the game
U gotta tell LoW
Trevi Gaming way over that maybe 500k
You know it’s a great video when it’s 40+ minutes long and Troy is in it
Someone needs to make a compilation of troydan “are you ready” introducing the cards
Fr lmao
Working on it rn
Mr sid lmk when your done i would like to watch that
19:03 troydans face when he realized thats darker than AD
This is the man who carried quarantine
When Troy Dan gets so exited to get Zion and then he realizes Zion goes for 8.5k
All the kids in the chat are locked in Troydans Basement😭
Don’t remind me
Jacob Prince halp
Jacob Prince he mad e u pee in the cup and he made me poo on his plate ;(
With dr dre
Marcus Black just escaped it’s easy just break the locked doors down and just run
Help I’m in troydans washing machine
Good luck
WhAt ArE yOu DoInG sTePbRo
Are you stuck
This dude carried quarantine. GoatDan
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKEY KOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!" the most hype part of his videos
Troydan’s gonna need a pacemaker with all these HOFs
Troydans web history :
Chicken costume and weird stuff to eat
QuanYT 🤣🤣
Ah yes, those bizarre chicken wings no one's ever heard of.
How is chicken weird
Josh cuz it’s a grown man in a chicken costume what’s not weird about it
QuanYT you said weird stuff to eat
Little did he know Zion was like the only thing people was pulling
troydan: I'll shove a chicken wing somewhere
everyone: 🤨🤨
Sweet sweet monetization
His mouth
Nothing like seeing a crazy grown man in a chicken costum
It’s kinda funny how most of the goat cards are on the Lakers like Kobe, magic, Shaq, Kareem,and now LeBron
It's probably based off championships still waiting for Tim duncan , Bill Russel, and some more
xNUTRIDx Timmy d is coming
Troydan you make such entertaining and funny content and you really deserve everything you’ve earned man 🖤💯
y’all ever wonder what the unedited version looks like?
No
Not at all
Kate: *walks in*
Troydan: 7:55
Troy: sacrifice something I LOVE
Also troy: sacrifices Dwight and bogut jerseys......
“Timmy see this cup?” 😂
Me: put one galaxy opal in my lineup
2k: gives me a opponent with all galaxy opals
Me😔😥😭
That happened to me galaxy opal Kyle Lowry and Dick Barnett and the rest of my team is one PD and rest is diamonds and emeralds and sapphires. I just get slapped with all galaxy opal Starting 5 with like 3 on the bench
I know I have 3 opals and then I get paired up with someone who has an all opal lineup with goat magic and goat steph
I fucking feel you
premiers in 5 minutes and i already know his finna buy it because of how cheap it is 😂
Is it cheap because they gonna drop another GOAT James but for PG/SG ??
andrew vega You are correct. Also they’re dropping a GOAT PG Giannis and Tmac. Also GOAT KD in brand mew guaranteed GOAT packs.
@@eugenenyugen how do yall know this
pluto someone leaked it
Who else’s mouth was watering the whole time he ate the chicken wing
My friends: what are you watching.
Me: oh nothing
My screen: 7:50
I love watching a grown man dress up as a chicken, eat wings, and open packs 😂😂😂
Gotta appreciate that Troy eats the whole chicken wing and not just a bite like all those other lame you tubers when they only put hot sauce on it
Mom: what are you watching?
My screen: 8:02
Troydan: this is the only galaxy opal that is maxed out
MJ: and so I took that personally
Aw! Troydan you varnished sack of beans!
You are so disrespectful to Dwight bro. He’s a bonafide Hall of Famer
🙌🙌🙌
“cannibalism is lucky” - troydan 2020
I agree. That’s not what Suzie told me though. But, she won’t be telling me anything anymore.
30:00 what we've all been waiting for
Troydans greatest enemy getting blocked by an nba player on Twitter
These never get old
I’m surprised no one’s gonna talk about how we found out his age was “23”
He is 32.... not 23.
not actually his age
@@TCMixes who you talking to me or the other guy?
@@TCMixes cuz if you are talking to me.. what are on about? He said in one his video he is 32.
Ok guys thanks for the notes ill keep it in mind
Troydan naming off his basement kids
Everyone : saving toilet paper. Troydan: for some reason has toilet paper on his desk and wipes his mouth with it
Never thought Troy wouldn’t be excited to pull opals
LMAO your face and back round HILARIOUS
We all know what's gonna happen at the end...