Got a good hack for the second caller - if something is bothering you or you’re tired of over thinking it - write it down on a piece of paper, go for a walk somewhere and throw it in the trash. It helps 🙏🏻
46:41 As Matt was saying "stop, stop, stop" I thought of Scott Stapp of Creed and how funny It would be if he mentioned him AND HE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ahahhaah amazing.
to the girl who was asking if she should call out her grandma for not wishing her a happy birthday: y'dad left early. also you would not be invited to the log cabin.
The Vince Vaughn thing is crazy. I’ve said to my kids a lot how much Chris, you remind me of him. I said it to my youngest just yesterday lol! Same mannerisms, and the way you guys talk is similar IMO. Love ya, love this podcast!
Hey Matt, you just mentioned Reggie and the full effect!!!!! Holy shit I went to high school with James dewees. We were good friends all through out junior high and high school. He was always so freaking talented. I was in a band that used to jam with his band called mailbox when we were like 14. Not a whole lot of people mention him. Sorry for getting all excited and blabbing. I remember going to support him when he played drums for coalesce. His Dad was a preacher at a local Methodist church. One day I remember him telling James he needed to do better in school because the odds of him making a career in music were next to zero. After we graduated I had a job at a local liquor store and James busted his ass delivering pizza all over town and constantly write and record music projects on the side. One night he comes flying into the parking lot of my work, comes bouncing in with a mixture of tears, happiness and accomplishment. He reaches in his pocket and shows me an advance check made out to him from a big deal record company for like 30,000 dollars. The rest is history. James could write the sickest chorus and vocal harmonies faster and catcher than anyone I know. So glad to see his success. I can hear him now... "giiiirl......why'd you run away.... huge fan of the podcast. Peace.
The context of work is scummy. If they don't absolutely have to for their own self-interest, they don't care about whether they are being scummy to employees. Trust and believe
It's a woman they are gonna care more than a guy about emotional things like that cause that's how they are wired, as a guy of course we don't understand but I'll admit she's a little too caught up in it either way
*Example of Chris being out of touch* Matt: yeah and the apple vision pro is like $3,500! * awkward pause Chris: Oh yeah and that’s like a lot of money!
26:25 grandma may or may not be a big texter and/or could have possibly just forgotten. Call mom and tell her you’ve not heard from grandma yet and have mom call grandma & drop your birthday into a conversation with grandma. No need to ‘call out’ grandma and make her feel bad.
I had a dream that I was at one of Chris’ shows and he was being heckled afterwards and started ripping on the person and then I chimed in to try to be cool and it failed so so so bad and Chris and everyone around ended up ripping me even worse.
I don't know why this is a pet peeve, but when they say " next person in line" or someone opens a new register, IT'S THE NEXT PERSON WHO IS WAITING IN LINE!! Not some Rando that just walked up!!!
Regarding the trash chute: Yes, they might just be lazy axxholes. They might also be stupid. Like, they’ve never lived in that kind of building and don’t know how it works, think a maintenance worker is responsible for running the chute or something and that tenants just leave it in the room. I know, not likely, but 🤷♀️… I’ve been surprised many times in my life at what people don’t know. Two other possibilities: child is responsible for the trash removal in the home and 1. doesn’t know how it works or 2. doesn’t give a shit/is lazy and parents don’t follow up beyond the trash being gone from their space. Or… and hear me out… someone has a phobia of the chute. But it’s probably just lazy axxholes and property mgmt should post something in the room regardless.
I will say no grandma text can be bad, my dad's mom is 75ish, is on her phone all day, uses emojis, takes part in a daily family group chat, she doesn't like her granddaughter lol, my moms mom is also 80 and tech savvy but doesn't talk to me, no beef
The girl whose grandma didn’t text her happy birthday - I’m so confused lol I genuinely don’t understand why you would text her to tell her she didn’t say happy birthday?
For the second caller about overthinking everything, I honestly suggest micro dosing mushrooms. Worked wonders for me, and it beats any medication a doctor will give you.
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is ehhh’s’disgusting, s’illogical and s’insane thing to do ever in the history of doing anything. Even considering the effectiveness of lint rollers, if you leave even one single hair in there that wasn’t there before you’re fucked 😂 do it in the shower or the bath or outside or literally anywhere else! Please Chris! Do it for Kristin’s sake!
Chris has intrusive thoughts he would literally die of anxiety. He barely matured from the mentality of a toddler throw drugs in the mix and he’s a gonner.
Ooof hairline is in danger mode bapa, I feel ya tho getting old sucks. Also, if you listen to this without watching it sounds like 1 crazy guy doing characters.
"How does Kristen feel about it?"
"Oh, she doesn't like it."
😂😂😂
Bing bong button is NEEDED 😂😂 Chris and Matt, love you bros ❤️
Shaving in bed is something that has never and would never have crossed my mind 😂
Got a good hack for the second caller - if something is bothering you or you’re tired of over thinking it - write it down on a piece of paper, go for a walk somewhere and throw it in the trash. It helps 🙏🏻
Popped up on my feed, instantly clicked, day is great, let's go
Same here and I Didn’t even watch it yet
Same😂
Join the supercult… I mean Supergood family
46:41 As Matt was saying "stop, stop, stop" I thought of Scott Stapp of Creed and how funny It would be if he mentioned him AND HE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ahahhaah amazing.
to the girl who was asking if she should call out her grandma for not wishing her a happy birthday: y'dad left early. also you would not be invited to the log cabin.
"YAY DUDE!!!! I'M CLAPPING TO THE SIDE BECAUSE THE SHOW IS ON YES DUDE!!!! 👏 👏 👏
3 more episodes till Bill comes on. Can't wait 🙏🏾
SAME !!!! 👏🏼
Y’all some cudas for real
Is this confirmed ?
Runk
His dad?
Don't jinx it!
I completely empty out whenever i listen to both of your voices in my ear
Dry, Lotion or spit?
😂😂😂😂😂
18:57 I was having a panic attack and laughed out of it thank you
❤🙏🏼 have a good day brother. You got this
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is CRAZY!!!!
Lint roller is crazierrr lmfao
It's disrespectful to your partner and kids who may lay there, that's something you do if you live on your own without a family 😂😂
The Vince Vaughn thing is crazy. I’ve said to my kids a lot how much Chris, you remind me of him. I said it to my youngest just yesterday lol! Same mannerisms, and the way you guys talk is similar IMO. Love ya, love this podcast!
I damn near died laughing at 46:58 "I'm a fucking *idiot*" 😂
Hey Matt, you just mentioned Reggie and the full effect!!!!! Holy shit I went to high school with James dewees. We were good friends all through out junior high and high school. He was always so freaking talented. I was in a band that used to jam with his band called mailbox when we were like 14. Not a whole lot of people mention him. Sorry for getting all excited and blabbing. I remember going to support him when he played drums for coalesce. His Dad was a preacher at a local Methodist church. One day I remember him telling James he needed to do better in school because the odds of him making a career in music were next to zero. After we graduated I had a job at a local liquor store and James busted his ass delivering pizza all over town and constantly write and record music projects on the side. One night he comes flying into the parking lot of my work, comes bouncing in with a mixture of tears, happiness and accomplishment. He reaches in his pocket and shows me an advance check made out to him from a big deal record company for like 30,000 dollars. The rest is history. James could write the sickest chorus and vocal harmonies faster and catcher than anyone I know. So glad to see his success. I can hear him now... "giiiirl......why'd you run away.... huge fan of the podcast. Peace.
I’m a musician reading this started a fire underneath me to make it! Thank you.
Love you chris! Thanks for the amazing content. You as well Matt!!!
there were so many little one-liners by matt in this episode that were glossed over, and it’s honestly criminal.😂😂
The context of work is scummy. If they don't absolutely have to for their own self-interest, they don't care about whether they are being scummy to employees. Trust and believe
holy shit the sub count is finally going up?!!?! good for u guys
15:27 "I'm good with numbers"
Going up on the subscriber count!! Let’s freaking go!!!
20:00 the i've done it stuff is so funny
The girl who was upset her grandma didn’t text her gave me the ICK bad af😂
It's a woman they are gonna care more than a guy about emotional things like that cause that's how they are wired, as a guy of course we don't understand but I'll admit she's a little too caught up in it either way
Nothing like a new episode of Lifeline. Life absolutely rips
Sunday funday. Manscaping in your bed is psycho 😆
We need Bill and his boys for epi 100!! 🙏❤️
Love from Norfolk, love hearing our city’s name!!!!
We need bill for episode 100… ❤
Trim Hershey bars in the bath tub, pick up most of it with a tissue so nothing clogs you’re welcome
“You’re not my brother” 😂 dead
Cashiers should be scoping out the line situation before opening a new till.
Frank Thomas the “Big Train” haha.
Trimming in bed is off limits no matter what! 😂
Matt’s hair today tho 🤌👩🍳
Been harpin on it! The best greasy hair competition yet!😂
😂😂😂😂 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??? I swear yall do the funniest shit sometimes
This episode cracked me the fuck up lmao one of my all time favorites I think.
I KNOW Chris is not telling Matt to dial it back and to calm down 😂 turn that knob all the way to the right!!
I agree with the 9.3 assessment of Chris’ hair, and Matt looks 🔥 in the cornflower 💙 hoodie.
32:22 bro speak up and just say hey bro boundaries! You ever heard of them😂
The only way I start my Sundays! Bing Bong Bing Bong and TLLLL!
Im gonna try laying down. LMAO this is genius
*Example of Chris being out of touch*
Matt: yeah and the apple vision pro is like $3,500!
* awkward pause
Chris: Oh yeah and that’s like a lot of money!
Never give out your phone number to cashiers, because those companies sell that information to scammers
I love Sundays 🎉❤
Thanks for the episode guys ❤
Whoa Reggie and the Full Effect reference...of courseeee it's from Matt...because Matt is amazing...sickinnit!?
43:15 oh! Y’PIECE! Frfr
52:42 - chris being hurt by what matt said and then thinking about how he thinks about himself too much
and being deflated for the rest of the episode
26:25 grandma may or may not be a big texter and/or could have possibly just forgotten. Call mom and tell her you’ve not heard from grandma yet and have mom call grandma & drop your birthday into a conversation with grandma. No need to ‘call out’ grandma and make her feel bad.
pissin' on RDJ's face is a life goal
Chris was a little grumpy today wasn’t he
BING BOOOOOONG
I had a dream that I was at one of Chris’ shows and he was being heckled afterwards and started ripping on the person and then I chimed in to try to be cool and it failed so so so bad and Chris and everyone around ended up ripping me even worse.
Chris almost said hersheysquirts
LIFE RIPS
Tooooooo many announcements! it’s hilarious 😂
BILL FOR EPISODE 100!!!!!!!
I don't know why this is a pet peeve, but when they say " next person in line" or someone opens a new register, IT'S THE NEXT PERSON WHO IS WAITING IN LINE!! Not some Rando that just walked up!!!
How about trimmin' the Charlie browns?
Regarding the trash chute: Yes, they might just be lazy axxholes. They might also be stupid. Like, they’ve never lived in that kind of building and don’t know how it works, think a maintenance worker is responsible for running the chute or something and that tenants just leave it in the room. I know, not likely, but 🤷♀️… I’ve been surprised many times in my life at what people don’t know.
Two other possibilities: child is responsible for the trash removal in the home and 1. doesn’t know how it works or 2. doesn’t give a shit/is lazy and parents don’t follow up beyond the trash being gone from their space.
Or… and hear me out… someone has a phobia of the chute.
But it’s probably just lazy axxholes and property mgmt should post something in the room regardless.
Subs goin up🎉🎉🎉🎉 591k lessgo
I just noticed that. Was 576k last time i payed attention
Ikr 🥳 shadowban is over
This episode was hilarious lol
Cut ties with grandma 😂
The subscriber numbers dropped fast and now are slowly rising
I will say no grandma text can be bad, my dad's mom is 75ish, is on her phone all day, uses emojis, takes part in a daily family group chat, she doesn't like her granddaughter lol, my moms mom is also 80 and tech savvy but doesn't talk to me, no beef
Man yall gotta listen to Matt’s podcast The Private Record it’s so good
Matt, i needs that HOODIEEEEEE! #sowarm😌
Just absolutely locked in
The Apple vision pee pee app idea is absolute SENSATIONAL (future vc)
best episode in a long long time let’s go
"He's my robot"
If you care that ppl dont text on your birthday as an adult ....eh....seh...ee..gah...tistical
dawggg Chris rocking the HTG??? 😮💨😮💨
15:11 grossest swallowing sound ever
Matt is so emotionally intelligent its the most attractive quality about him. S’simp 🧍🏻♀️
Hey trash chute guy, REALLY? Eh S'CALL THE LEASING OFFICE
At which time does the new ep get online?😃
The girl whose grandma didn’t text her happy birthday - I’m so confused lol I genuinely don’t understand why you would text her to tell her she didn’t say happy birthday?
from 583k to 591k in a few days 😨
I liked the longer outro 🫶🏼
Congrats on that Adidas sponsorship!!
not gonna lie the "mmm. ight." is not bad
Matt, your neighbour probably has a crush on you 🥰
For the second caller about overthinking everything, I honestly suggest micro dosing mushrooms. Worked wonders for me, and it beats any medication a doctor will give you.
Parents letting their kids rain free, Bryan Callen is old. He just simply can’t keep up. 😂
Sorry but I completely thought that tattoo looked like chest hair as soon as she appeared on screen 😅
SIT ON IT
Blue hoodie Matt is s'cavalier
Bit killer Jones on the wife who ruins stories…
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is ehhh’s’disgusting, s’illogical and s’insane thing to do ever in the history of doing anything. Even considering the effectiveness of lint rollers, if you leave even one single hair in there that wasn’t there before you’re fucked 😂 do it in the shower or the bath or outside or literally anywhere else! Please Chris! Do it for Kristin’s sake!
Chris is S’grumpy
I think Matt smokes weed and Chris doesn’t and Chris should. He seems like he would benefit.
Chris has intrusive thoughts he would literally die of anxiety. He barely matured from the mentality of a toddler throw drugs in the mix and he’s a gonner.
@@poetsoldsoul6803 oh it would chill him out. Guessing you have never tried weed?
@@buythedip5300 smoked it for 12 years
14:40 get a consultation and find the right medicine for you.
Ooof hairline is in danger mode bapa, I feel ya tho getting old sucks. Also, if you listen to this without watching it sounds like 1 crazy guy doing characters.
4:43 STOPPPP
like if you agree we need a bing bong button.
JUST got outta that one 🕜
Well shit....I guess I got to be loved extra
45:06