Family Guy - Man comment on the meat

[@hey_its_kev]

“Don’t flip em too often now you don’t wanna lose the juices....”
The delivery of that line is just too perfect lol it sounds just like any father grilling lol

[@djram-z3222]

Giggity

[@justinlynch3]

When I fry burgers, I flip them every 2 minutes lol

[@ermislyr]

The accuracy of this. *100%*

[@ranauldogreer2711]

"Scoop that one up and put it back in the exact same spot"🤣

[@panparadox870]

man knows how to grill

[@reno145]

Every son during his first time at the grill: "How long do I cook these burgers, dad?"
Every dad: "Until they are done."

[@hobomike6935]

“Do they look done?”
“Yeah.”
“Then they are. Meat me, I’m starved.” *holds empty burger bun out* 🍔

[@emrald9963]

@Κύριε Γαλλικά yeah you gotta find out how you want the meat to come out, to taste, and how to consistently cook.

[@nightlibra]

Grill and flip, until it is done.

[@flameofmage1099]

The truest thing I've heard today

[@bouncyknight4017]

@Κύριε Γαλλικά how do you you know its fully cooked through tho? i usually break off a piece to see the cross section, but im sure thats not the right way to do it

[@MenelikTheFirst]

Appreciating your homies meat is just respectful.
Giggity

[@oisinmaccumhaill7037]

Would Quagmire really say “giggity” after a gay double entendre?

[@jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124]

@@oisinmaccumhaill7037 nope, original commenter may be brain dead.

[@izukumidoriyaisssss3049]

Lol

[@MenelikTheFirst]

@@jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124 Love you too, Buddy.🥰

[@ccelite3782]

Quagmire is into butt stuff but only when a woman is doing it. He would never say giggity to that

[@TheBehm08]

“Scoop that one up and put it down in the exact same spot” 😂

[@WhoElseButZane]

They always do that in cartoons!

[@hobomike6935]

@@WhoElseButZane in irl too, at least around where I live

[@hoagielamp6543]

Isn't that to stop it from sticking?Same reason you move shit around in a pan.

[@WhoElseButZane]

@@hoagielamp6543 moving stuff likebthat will only make it stick more

[@lordpowell3788]

When you pick it up and put it down in the exact same spot you're looking underneath it. to see how charred it is. U put it back in the same spot because it wasn't charred enough. and you move them around because the grill has different temperatures in different spots.

[@RyanStorey1231]

This is the closest to bonding male friendships are allowed to have

[@meamverysmart]

What about fishing hunting and drinking

[@sean123888]

And not unless this in a kitchen

[@landlocked_lifts332]

You need better friends

[@markfairbanks3533]

So circle jerks are just for fun?

[@jessenunez7205]

This and fishing, hunting, and drinking at a bar

[@lordpowell3788]

There's just something primal about standing around meat cooking over fire and commenting on it. This is a 100% accurate in all regard

[@r1c3clan45]

😂

[@rossdownie4441]

Don’t really see anything primal about cooking animal flesh that was bought from a supermarket lol

[@lordpowell3788]

Then you must not be looking.

[@injetavel279]

@@lordpowell3788 You had to kill him like that?

[@veitongowarriorjml440]

This reminds me of a comment I found on a The Thing video

[@davidramlagan533]

This male bonding ritual probably existed since the discovery of fire

[@davidhong1934]

The preceding joke was brought to you by...men!
*MEN! WE KNOW HOW TO BE FRIENDS!*

[@SuperMusic18]

Lmao exactly!!!!!

[@suvambose9607]

i just read it in the exact same voice which is used in other brought to you by jokes in Family Guy 😂

[@doko3000]

oh my god, the best one is "Men! (tu-du-du, du) We don't know what we did!"

[@soulassassin0g]

RICEY RICEY RICEY NO ONE LIKES RICE CAKES!

[@gilbertotabares8196]

yup. that's a thing we do.

[@Vassi_Drakonov]

@ Gilberto Tabares: Yep. Us men love nothing more than to see red meats and cook them. Watching the meats get cooked is satisfying. Smelling the aroma of cooked meats and eating them give us gustatory orgasm.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

I meant the back seat grilling, but what you said is good too.

[@Vassi_Drakonov]

@ Gilberto Tabares: Okay. Lol. I was being funny, by the way.

[@0Heeroyuy01]

next time you grill a hotdog just think,your wife could cut yours off a grill it for you >:)

[@shawnpowell9506]

Joe definitely has some fine meat there.

[@waynepayne9875]

I quote this verbatim whenever I'm at a family bbq

[@Sabis2365]

"Scoop that one up and put in the exact same spot."

[@stephen-qy9wf]

🤣

[@BigstickNick]

Just because, and it feels like you did something

[@Subpar1O1]

I like that when Joe asked, Peter immediately says "Yeah, I got it" like this scenario, exact to Joe's description has happened before and it's just something that needs to be done

[@11jerans]

It is something that needs to be done, grilled foods taste better when commented on by another man. That’s just scientific fact

[@HonARGUru]

It does happen every time what do you mean?

[@prvtthd401]

It's like a spotter at this point: "Spot me bro..."

[@TheKillingThrow]

The cookout isn’t finished until another man lurks over your shoulder and compliments your meat…who wants hot dogs?

[@ball3677]

​@@prvtthd401 For real 😂 all muscle memory no thought needed

[@SargeScum]

I wouldn't want to meet the people who dislike these kind of video's.

[@Motownsports89]

Vegans

[@johnlavery3433]

Probably people doing it by accident

[@Communist-Doge]

videos*

[@SteelandSouls]

You could probably find them in a zoo since they are more animals than people.

[@stunkeybunker]

Its all Meg

[@marvelgamer718]

“Alright theyre done time to eat!”
“FU-“

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

CK

[@rorysnow7937]

It was more like,
“HU-“

[@xxghostpantsxx]

“Scoop that one up then put it back down in the exact same spot”
My dad and I piss ourselves laughing each time he says that

[@marmjtin]

Funny. In Argentina it's actually considered rude to "interfere" in another man's asado.

[@jordan89124]

It is rude to touch, but friendly to comment.

[@diegoontour]

Too many hands in the asado, ruins it.

[@Nutsaur]

@@diegoontour
Too many cooks?

[@diegoontour]

@@Nutsaur Yeah, cooks with hands. I don't know how you guys say it in the USA.

[@Nutsaur]

@@diegoontour
My down under lingo, which is probably British, is "Too many cooks spoil the broth." or "Too many cooks in the kitchen."

[@social_exe]

It really does be like this sometimes

[@MasterDimentio]

"Firm but with a little give. Yep, these are medium rare"
"But what if someone wants theirs well done?"
"We ask them kindly but firmly to leave"
Bobby and Hank Hill
King Of The Hill

[@hungryrefrigerator5784]

King of the hill great show with some many life lessons.

[@TheAndersDanilet]

I am not gonna take grilling tips from a guy who prefers propane over charcoal. Ya hear that, Hank? No wonder Hank’s dad doesn’t respect him 😂

[@oldschoolm8]

Beer in one hand and giving tips on how to get the perfect cook on some meat....that’s called being a man, my son. Ridiculous, but it’s in our DNA, we can’t help it.

[@LoveIncest]

😂😂😂

[@JENDALL714]

I lose a little respect for someone who uses propane and not charcoal. I don't disparage them, I just try to steer them towards charcoal. You'll lose them, if you come right out and say propane is for pussies!

[@YourAssAintSafe]

The truth hurts

[@oldschoolm8]

@@JENDALL714 You just don’t get that smokeyness from gas. It’s quick, easy and tastes good, but it’s not the same as charcoal....it never is.

[@DoomKid]

@@JENDALL714 It pains me to say this, but you're right, and Hank Hill is wrong.

[@spider23000]

Has 10 people there at his BBQ. Cooks 4 burgers and 2 hot dogs.

[@Trp6gng]

😂😂😂😂

[@999jussumguy]

Bro this is really what the dads be doing at the barbecue. 😭

[@twown]

That's why jokes work.

[@MenosQuincy]

Paused at 0:09 and I hate how joe’s staring right at me.

[@guthriebarrett]

"All right they're done, time to eat!"
"Hugn-"

[@aaronbarlow4376]

Maybe women comment on other women making salads.

[@Nyckkolas]

8 YEARS AGO! 8 YEARS

[@hero.ambition]

*11 years ago now, 11 years.

[@Belowski69]

@@hero.ambition **15 years ago, 15 years.

[@tednirvana2]

Man I'm old

[@Nyckkolas]

@@tednirvana2I have failed to reach the expectations set on myself by the younger me which perhaps were set around the time when I commented on this video 6 years ago

[@tednirvana2]

@@Nyckkolas hey guys i guess that's it

[@cdmoraila22]

This was satisfying. Like, in my soul.

[@paintnamer6403]

Finally a video on how to grill meat.

[@TheGer775]

There’s just something about being a man that draws you to the grill when it’s cooking and you have the greatest conversations there with family and friends

[@henrikmonkee]

Hey mate how's the fire doing?
Well it's pretty hot

[@tkt2088]

...Its getting sexual when u handling food sometimes..

[@devastatheseeker9967]

Man this just shows how well written family guy can be.

[@mikemoss6045]

I came here just because I am currently cooking burgers for dinner. And yes I did scoop one up just to out it back down in the same spot.

[@Fopera]

Back when family was a guy

[@aleksandrdruziakin4645]

You don’t need a guy when you have Family

[@moussamarega4277]

@@aleksandrdruziakin4645 Dom?

[@aspenleef]

Okay I'll admit...
It's actually a really clever visual gag how Joe's grill has wheels for two of the legs.

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

that’s most grills

[@midwestsirens]

Literally every grill is like that…

[@Krow_YTAOS]

I never noticed that until now.

[@midwestsirens]

@@Krow_YTAOS Don’t think anything of it, every grill is like that.

[@Krow_YTAOS]

@@midwestsirens
Then there's something wrong with my grill..

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

hes right tough hank hill wouldve been proud even

[@slploudmouth]

Lol pretty accurate haha. Classic bbq.

[@RYN988]

This is what guys do and we love it

[@omnacky]

I quote this every time I'm at a barbecue

[@Theupstateidiots]

Just need a "you want a hamburger, sport?" And it would be perfect

[@cloudsRniceC0M3]

Fire, meat, food, ooga, booga

[@nickmeale1957]

Theres such an ancient tribal feeling you get when cooking meat over a fire.

[@LR-420]

Its like having a spotter at the gym

[@MrEOM41]

This is very essential to bbq’n as a man.

[@davyjones3105]

“Hey I’m gonna do this thing that people sometimes do and I’m gonna make it seem like it’s something weird and stupid that everybody does all the time.”

[@simalukic146]

0:27 Scoop That One Up And Put It Down In The Exact Same Spot 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ThePatriots010304]

You only need to flip a burger once.

[@crimson5pider]

Otherwise you lose the juices

[@chrismacdonald4570]

Was that quote from Confucius ?

[@bomamba9402]

Wait, you flip burgers? I like my beef sunnyside

[@burpostockings]

I do three flips. Perfect amount of juice, perfect amount of sear. Hank Hill style.

[@obad7633]

this is not true 3 flips is proven best and you dont lose more juice then if you just fliped once.

[@bluecollarben9836]

"You still going to therapy, Ton?"
"Turn those ribs!"

[@TheDudeLebowskis]

9 people and Joe only cooking 4 burgers and 2 hot dogs

[@fliprodriguez5250]

😂 I love the handicap access grill height

[@rogergreen9861]

The world is a much better place because Patrick Warburton chose acting as his career. The guy NEVER misses.

[@3_Degrees]

I like to give my tongs a few practice clicks first

[@stephenwright8824]

How very Tim Allen of you.

[@1984Phalanx]

As a dad myself this is exactly how all of my barbecues go. It's only polite of the guests when you're feeding them for free. 😂

[@joshroman6854]

Those 74 dislikes are from people who never had they're meat commented on 😷

[@TheUltimateRare]

Vegan.

[@Andres64B]

I've had comments on my meat, it wasn't pretty. 😩

[@iJ3ff1n911]

The thumbnail is perfect.

[@SmashLiXs]

oh it cuts off before peter says he could eat a horse

[@mikekaszniak7311]

UA-cam Recommendations got an ironic sense of humor recommending this to me the day after Father’s Day

[@fishyz1500]

Only flip it once..cooks perfect

[@zxzs328]

How can FG remain so consistently almost funny?

[@ModalFish999]

That grill must be searing hot, the entire bottom is red hot

[@AniGames-ru8iw]

You know this is exactly what my dad says when he watches me bbq.

[@davidgonzalez2115]

I think Seth McFarlane is so underrated...his ability to extract humor from everyday life is on another level

[@bloodphantom81]

it’d be interesting to know how much of that is from him directly or his writers but otherwise yeah I agree - Family Guy is top notch at that

[@jptwentyfour887]

Its amazing how funny a show that just consists of narration of the quirks of everyday like is so funny when you stop to think about it, but its genius.

[@Heliocentricity]

0:30 Alright, they're done, time to eat!
Hu-

[@HisMajesty.]

*The algorithm has selected you for elevation*

[@bezolsmate]

and this is exactly why my dad loves this show 😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

MEN
We know how to barbecue.

[@samflood5631]

If there’s one thing Joe can do, it’s cooking. Maybe he should have his own cooking show.

[@jessevance8162]

“Don’t flip em too often now you don’t wanna lose the juices
Tony Soprano says that to Christopher in the Sopranos

[@nukeba11]

Surprisingly wholesome.

[@Supperdude9]

Ever since the invention of fire, yes, this is ingrained in us. Sitting around the cooking meat in anticipation.

[@wilsonbelle6600]

It's contemptible when a grill-out is referred to as a barbecue. I go to a barbecue, I EXPECT to true barbecue.

[@dillenjustice1008]

I feel like eating 🥩right now.

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

At the current moment, I’ll be like Peter in this specific situation. When I have my own house (probably in like forty years), I’ll be like Joe in this specific situation.

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

I’m disappointed in the lack of sexual innuendo.

[@AlexAlex.]

Bro turned into Ainsley Harriot

[@snicketysnickets]

My favorite favorite part is when he says juices 😂

[@sindri.]

The thumbnail of Peter biting his lip hahaha

[@sockpuppetbitme]

If you flip them too much you lose the grill lines

[@general5886]

Peter has my guts hurting everytime 😭💀

[@davidstevens3934]

I have heard the opposite is correct. Turn the meat regularly to keep the juices in. Theory being it reaches the bottom of the meat and you flip before it drips, then it works it's way down again 🤷‍♂️

[@roach39739]

The grill is also lowered to Joe's wheel chair height

[@ericschaab5135]

It only lacks the beer to be perfect! 😁

[@cliffbooth7075]

Men know best

[@Ichigoku15]

I like how Joe called out to all the "other men" there as if there was more than just Peter and Cleveland (who was in the pool)
It's doubtful that either Chris or Stewie would help, and since they aren't traditional "men" like this scene calls for, it wouldn't be them. Same with Brian. And for Joe to ask Cleveland to do it would be weird, since he's in the pool. But I suppose a man's duty never rests.
Thank you for coming to read my oversimplification of what happened here.

[@RogerLoera]

You know the old grill saying, "once it stops bleeding you can eat it".

[@OrNah.]

12 years ago jeez

[@uncleweirdbeard86]

It's important to know exactly what Patty and when to scoop it up and put it right back in the exact same spot

[@bradschultz2436]

BBQing in America is an automatic competition and unwritten rule with any and all other male BBQers.

[@LongHaulTrucker4Life]

This is me at every bbq

[@Conky88]

Joe is using a Weber grill. Nice choice.

[@millers3888]

“Those are cooking just fine.”

[@simalukic146]

0:15 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ks9db9bq7l]

My cousin-in-law and I did this when we were grilling in Australia few weeks ago!

[@Wheres-Wolfie]

Lol so true! I didn't think about that but I do that all the time lmao

[@JosiahWhitley]

No one else notice that everyone is a producer in the credits?

[@jjameson]

oh you're right

[@TheTrippersMindTrip]

These titles are gold

[@wumper9691]

Joe is a centrist

[@GabrielJCasaus]

July 4th and this gets recommended. They say UA-cam isn't rigged.

[@Michael_Beanflip]

I hate it when I'm grilling and some fart knocker husband of my wife's friends is yacking my ear my off about where they get their meat or how to grill better.

[@ethanmcmaster2994]

Grill to 500 degrees > burners down to half > put burgers on > quarter turn after 2 min > flip after 2 more min > quarter turn after 2 more min, apply cheese > remove after 2 more min
But don't forget to have someone tell you this every time while standing over your shoulder, its the grilling equivalent of snapping the ratchet strap and saying "That's not going anywhere"

[@spaace9414]

this is what out of date old men do.

[@user-xm9zm6wg4i]

I can confirm he is commenting on the meat