My future self: “Remember a couple of years ago when that solar flare knocked out all the cell phones? And 95% of the population lost their minds? Yeah, that was cool.”
Just because it didn't exist in the past doesn't mean you don't need it in the future. You weren't born with clothes on your body try living without one.
I guessed 450 grams to a pound. I'm a bit surprised. How come my iPhone doesn't have the equivalent to my work computer's "I'm out of the office" message senders get when I get emails? We should have this for our phone and texts, texts mostly.
If I did that, I would have a health emergency needing to call 9-11. last month, I could not breath or talk, finally my sister came & I was taken to the hospital.
😂🤣😂 Thank frig I hate smart phones. I own one and even though I’m an older fella with life threatening health problems I frequently leave it at home and don’t even take it to the toilet with me. This video is totally on the money and hilarious specially knowing people like this.
Had one for 6 months in 1996 then threw it away..not for me ..still only use my landline..sorry I don't need a tracking device.. you can keep Your mind addicting..camera phones I'm Still free don't want one don't need one ever again...
That's not Rick's rants, but it's still great. Also, Tucker Carlson's out, so Mark Critch won't have to mention him for a little while! Take care, and all the best.
he might do better if he switched to a rant style instead of the panic attack format. Like when he does hi pee pee impressions. - OR - we need a replacement for marg. I think he could pull a good outlandish character attack. This is not his best work, regardless of that he is growing on me.
We call them smartphones or cell phones but nobody uses them as a phone anymore. In the 1950s the future was going to be phones where you could see who you were talking to. Now nobody wants to even talk, just text.
y'all i'm not allowed to leave my phone at home anymore ever since i went for a jog without it once and had a brain bleed. 🥴 i never have pockets, where the heck is my phone supposed to go?? 😤
He never bought or sold weed in the USA. THC lovers know ounces and pounds equivalents in the metric system. BTW They call 7.0 grams a quarter ounce at the dispensary, The cheaters.
I doubt nowadays anyone younger than 40 knows what an imperial pound is. Having grown up with imperial before we converted to metric, I just use 2.2 lbs = 1 kg; 1.1 lbs = 500 g; 0.11 lbs = 50 g. 0.11 × 9 = 0.99 lb = 450 g.
Just like alcoholism, first mankind takes the bottle (vice), then the bottle takes over the spirit of mankind. Thus the inability to think, feel, and DO for Self (psyche). First mankind was given da-vice, then device took over mankind. 😃🤳 : 🦾🤖
If my phone was smart, it'd stop jumping into toilets, and careening to the concrete face first.
THis is so true. great commentary on our phone addiction! Chris is such a great addition to 22 minutes!
I'm also addicted to food and water feel like I can't live without it 😂
Sadly, I'm the same way with our species' most addictive substance on the planet: oxygen! LOL.
My future self: “Remember a couple of years ago when that solar flare knocked out all the cell phones? And 95% of the population lost their minds? Yeah, that was cool.”
LOL This hour has 22 Min, the most honest thing CBC has ever put out!
Like everything else, it's the Newfoundlanders that make the show! LOL
@@loriwalsh8589 What would Canada be without our most beloved _Newfoundland and Labrador._
Cheers from _Colony of Vancouver Island._
I'll be sitting in a waiting room & notice out of thirty people there, I'm the only one not glued to their phone.
there's a song by "Elton Motello": pocket calculator. Referring to gadget obsession. Very funny.
Yup... just sitting there staring at the other people... like a normal person.
You have awakened the beast! Had to stop my Siri.
Haha. Me too
He not only didn't wipe; he didn't wash his hands.
Have never had a cellphone and don’t want one ... humans survived for many thousands of years without them.
It's a portal to access all the world's knowledge. Who needs that?
Nice message from your non cellphone 🤣
Just because it didn't exist in the past doesn't mean you don't need it in the future. You weren't born with clothes on your body try living without one.
And you commented how? Same difference
Clearly you’ve never broken down in the middle of nowhere Saskatchewan in the win to when it’s -40°C.
Crazily enough as an American I knew this, but I round up…454g… lol
Watched this on my phone. Why wouldn't I?
I guessed 450 grams to a pound. I'm a bit surprised. How come my iPhone doesn't have the equivalent to my work computer's "I'm out of the office" message senders get when I get emails? We should have this for our phone and texts, texts mostly.
Snap, I guessed 450 as well. We were close!
🇨🇦Metric is so much easier. ½k is just over a pound. One kilo is about 2¼ lbs.
I’m surprised he lasted that long
Now days we want to know everything at the same time when we think
If I did that, I would have a health emergency needing to call 9-11. last month, I could not breath or talk, finally my sister came & I was taken to the hospital.
454 gm/lb. (Canada)
HARDY SONG (SCREEN) SAYS IT ALL
448 grams in a lb. 16x28.
😂🤣😂 Thank frig I hate smart phones. I own one and even though I’m an older fella with life threatening health problems I frequently leave it at home and don’t even take it to the toilet with me. This video is totally on the money and hilarious specially knowing people like this.
I don't have a problem with not having my so called "smart phone" on me for a while so I guess I am not all that smart?
24 grams in an ounce.
16 ounces in a pound.
8 ounces in a cup.
64 ounces in a gallon.
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There are 454 grams in a pound.
Unless you are the President of America you don’t need to have a phone on you
OR TOILET PAPER EITHER!
You know what is worse than being addicted to your phone, it's being addicted to ChatGPT
You're all so funny😃😘
lol, 47 minutes, lol
i almost always leave my phone at home mostly by accident or I forget to charge it
I see him as Poilievre ,lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had one for 6 months in 1996 then threw it away..not for me ..still only use my landline..sorry I don't need a tracking device.. you can keep Your mind addicting..camera phones I'm Still free don't want one don't need one ever again...
Really then how did you text this message , at home on computer all day I see 😉
That's not Rick's rants, but it's still great.
Also, Tucker Carlson's out, so Mark Critch won't have to mention him for a little while!
Take care, and all the best.
he might do better if he switched to a rant style instead of the panic attack format. Like when he does hi pee pee impressions.
- OR -
we need a replacement for marg. I think he could pull a good outlandish character attack.
This is not his best work, regardless of that he is growing on me.
I don't own a cellphone. Watching things like this, I'm not eager to get one.
If you ever need a tow truck or an ambulance it comes in handy.
At first I thought people were just being phonist.
Okay, who was shouting "454" at their phone multiple times?
@0:46
Front Left Leg!
DO YOU HAVE A REAR LEFT LEG AS WELL?
Awesome
I hate cell phones. Mostly because of the dam batteries.
When you said “hey Siri, the video paused and my iPad looked up the answer. Made a funny skit even funnier
hahahahaaaaa sometime i let my phone on right seat in my truck during 2or 3 days for me its just one tool that it i dont live for it hihihi
It’s because it is now our brain…
Its 448 grams.... 😂
You're getting burnt for a quad man!😁
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
We call them smartphones or cell phones but nobody uses them as a phone anymore. In the 1950s the future was going to be phones where you could see who you were talking to. Now nobody wants to even talk, just text.
Should be called computers? But we are not computing on them anymore.
"man-kind" used to wear "watches"
y'all i'm not allowed to leave my phone at home anymore ever since i went for a jog without it once and had a brain bleed. 🥴 i never have pockets, where the heck is my phone supposed to go?? 😤
I'm the Chris 😅🤣🥲
This is why you should have sold weed as a kid. Youd know all the weights.
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I don't have a cell phone.
He never bought or sold weed in the USA. THC lovers know ounces and pounds equivalents in the metric system.
BTW They call 7.0 grams a quarter ounce at the dispensary, The cheaters.
Beats the old days when you had to measure two fingers from the bottom of the baggie.
Hint......almost 500! 😆😁😂
I don't have a phone, just a laptop. it's only useful if there's wifi. With all those stupid tiktok challenges, this was never done.
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I think there's a 128 grams in a pound maybe.
I don’t know either . 28 grams per ounce times 16 = a pound Ohhhh 453.59 grams . Thank you Siri .
28.4 grams per ounce. Don't cheat like the weed sellers.
28x16 is 448
454g/lbs
What a clever way to attract advertising money from retirees I guess. Retirees with vehicles to drive around with GPS systems on them.
I can't believe nobody got the grams in a pound.. unlike calculus its like everyday math..
Absolutely. Required knowledge to price compare groceries in canada as so many are still labelled in price per pound but sold in metric.
Anyone who ever bought weed or sold weed knows how many grams in a pound.
@@Earthneedsado-over177 Ounce (oz) was more common pre-metric. 1/4-oz bags were pretty common-place in the '70s.
I doubt nowadays anyone younger than 40 knows what an imperial pound is. Having grown up with imperial before we converted to metric, I just use 2.2 lbs = 1 kg; 1.1 lbs = 500 g; 0.11 lbs = 50 g. 0.11 × 9 = 0.99 lb = 450 g.
454
Next level propaganda for neurolink 🤔🧐
Don't buy one in the first place, never had one never will!!
Just like alcoholism, first mankind takes the bottle (vice), then the bottle takes over the spirit of mankind. Thus the inability to think, feel, and DO for Self (psyche).
First mankind was given da-vice, then device took over mankind. 😃🤳 : 🦾🤖
Cellphone is the new crack pipe 🤩
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