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The start of this video is the most markiplier thing. Almost eating an SD just to prove he can. And recounting when as a poor child he would see what sizes of ravioli he could swallow to entertain himself
As a kid, I used to get a kick out of swallowing spoonfuls of Publix boxed mac 'n cheese without swallowing. I might've done something similar with ramen too but I can't remember. Regardless I'm definitely not surprised Markiplier had a habit like that. I stopped when I was told chewing is pre-digesting and I'll get a stomachache if I do that to myself, but I dunno if he ever got the memo if he thinks a quarter is easier to consume than chapstick.
Mark had a distractable where he said he doesnt chew his food and how wonderful it is now to really taste food when he ate blueberries by chewing htem. O_O
26:53 it says every trick or treater that knocks on your door. That means you only need to punch the person that knocks, while greeting the knocker naked will show everything to everyone
Evolution "created" all biological life, so a fictictious animal being the result of evolutionary processes is obvious. That being said, however, there are a few problems with said idea. 1. There is no genetic/fossil evidence for the existence of bigfoot/yetis/etc. and the only confirmed homo species that co-existed with homo sapiens sapiens were denisovans, homo hidelbergensis, and homo neanderthalis during the late pliocene to early holocene. 2. If said species existed today, we surely would've discovered their populations by now given that animals with similar social groups/tool usage capabilities as humans would leave more evidence of their presence. Also, they most likely would've either died out due to over-competition with humans, not being adaptable enough to the changing climatic conditions, or experienced some kind of genetic bottleneck( similar to the aforementioned homo heidelbergensis with their population dwindling to only around 1,280 individuals around 900,000 years ago through an article published in the journal nature a few months ago). What mark said is interesting, sure, but not too useful( he's not exactly the most rational person, anyway.)
Mark and the ravioli is hella relatable cuz i literally did the same but with every type of can- ravioli, spaghetti Os, spaghetti and meatballs, etc- just cuz it was soft enough i never *had* to chew it so it was fast as fuck to eat. (boyardee fuckin rules).
The start of this video is the most markiplier thing. Almost eating an SD just to prove he can. And recounting when as a poor child he would see what sizes of ravioli he could swallow to entertain himself
this why he always end up in hospital
stop it mark get some help
reminds me of unus annus
@@charlotte.534 definitely has that energy
As a kid, I used to get a kick out of swallowing spoonfuls of Publix boxed mac 'n cheese without swallowing.
I might've done something similar with ramen too but I can't remember.
Regardless I'm definitely not surprised Markiplier had a habit like that. I stopped when I was told chewing is pre-digesting and I'll get a stomachache if I do that to myself, but I dunno if he ever got the memo if he thinks a quarter is easier to consume than chapstick.
Markiplier as a dog vs Markiplier as a tree, and they're arguing over who gets to be called Barkiplier.
I'm so sad nobody has seen this masterpiece of a comment.
@@bludix_eliteDon't worry, it will appear again when somebody sees the opportunity
@batinahoodie6699 the comment isn't even funny that's the sad thing
0:34 this suddenly makes so much more sense after that one distractible episode
mark IS the king of swallowing
@@ritzcrakersha
As a person who at a quarter as a child, eat the chapstick.... just eat the chapstick.
Mark had a distractable where he said he doesnt chew his food and how wonderful it is now to really taste food when he ate blueberries by chewing htem. O_O
Well if Markiplier "chokes to death" we know it was murder
Yes and then we'll all blame Darkiplier
3 Ravioli than a nap, 3 Ravioli than a nap!
26:53 it says every trick or treater that knocks on your door. That means you only need to punch the person that knocks, while greeting the knocker naked will show everything to everyone
Guys… mark was just testing himself to see how many raviolis he could swallow whole
Quarter in 2018, when was this recorded
How ironic cause the question is eat rather a quarter or chapstick
Remember when pandemics were not thought about? Those were weird times...
@@dittodemo1234we thought about the bubonic plague.
Love It Markiplier Vods (Fans Channel).
2018. Seems just like yesterday
I do concur, Chef Boyardee, is in fact, the good sh*t
you will not know if you sick if you cant feel pain
Some quality content right there
bro said 1billion minutes viewed. that's 19 centuries worth. omg
24:16, that one ‘would you rather’ didn’t age well 😂
Not to feel any pain can include feelings witch would make U heartless
Me and Mark had the same theory about Bigfoot. Evolution created him.
Evolution "created" all biological life, so a fictictious animal being the result of evolutionary processes is obvious. That being said, however, there are a few problems with said idea.
1. There is no genetic/fossil evidence for the existence of bigfoot/yetis/etc. and the only confirmed homo species that co-existed with homo sapiens sapiens were denisovans, homo hidelbergensis, and homo neanderthalis during the late pliocene to early holocene. 2. If said species existed today, we surely would've discovered their populations by now given that animals with similar social groups/tool usage capabilities as humans would leave more evidence of their presence. Also, they most likely would've either died out due to over-competition with humans, not being adaptable enough to the changing climatic conditions, or experienced some kind of genetic bottleneck( similar to the aforementioned homo heidelbergensis with their population dwindling to only around 1,280 individuals around 900,000 years ago through an article published in the journal nature a few months ago).
What mark said is interesting, sure, but not too useful( he's not exactly the most rational person, anyway.)
4:56 "I can swallow a lot"
Mark talking about the raviolis reminds me of when I would try to see how many olives I could fit in my mouth at a time
Be a cat then you can judge people for no reason😂
chef boyardee Spaghetti is the good stuff BUT only when it has the jumbo meatballs
You are scaring me Mark, dont punch a baby plsss :D
what year is this from
u shouldve put more info in the bio
1,902 years is 1 billion minutes roughly. Thats a lotta watch time for a slow month.
Had no idea about mark shoving Rivoli down whole haha He's silly
Who has change laying around in 2018???...but...this waz uploaded 4 days ago in 2024...?..lol
does the always mean you are running while you sit or sleep or watch tv
Mark and the ravioli is hella relatable cuz i literally did the same but with every type of can- ravioli, spaghetti Os, spaghetti and meatballs, etc- just cuz it was soft enough i never *had* to chew it so it was fast as fuck to eat. (boyardee fuckin rules).
Also, nerds unite!
Resident evil trained me to fear dobermans. Also, is it a peeled banana??
hey Mark happy new year
I also like Pasta and melted cheese .
youre thinking of gigantopithecus which coexisted with our species homo sapiens.
back when chica had legs :’(
9:35 Chica fancam
. . . ...Amy swallowing that markioli..
🤨
40:40 aged well.
Im in the one percent! Haha!
My name is Adam I will be coming you Airbender let me look I’ll be coming you avatar with a potion. Give me what UA-camr.
Need ravioli now
Neat.
one time I swallowed a dime choked never told anyone about it .
😨
gasp gasp help me !!!!!!!!
Well did you get it out at least?
I ate a coin too when I was little. It came out a couple of days later. So you are probably fine.
Lol
What is bad dragon?
Omg I kept seeing crap that they broke up! Very happy for them if that’s false❤
Wait this was 2018 lol