What Happens When You See SCP-096 In Space? - SCP 3D ANIMATION

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  • @SCPRealised
    @SCPRealised  Рік тому +227

    Thanks to: mattstell.wixsite.com/composer for the brilliant music in this short!
    Hope you enjoy this animated video about what happens when the Foundation tries to permanently contain SCP-096 by luring him into space!
    Let me know what other short animated content you'd like to see! And please like and comment on the video to help it in the UA-cam algorithm. Thank!

  • @godofgames1781
    @godofgames1781 Рік тому +47588

    Man literally just said “slide to the left” and destroyed one of the most fearsome SCPs to exist.

    • @imsad3923
      @imsad3923 Рік тому +2327

      Cha Cha real smooth

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому +1070

      Take it back now Y’all

    • @ChimeraZone
      @ChimeraZone Рік тому +853

      One jet this time. *Woosh*

    • @o.pditto1875
      @o.pditto1875 Рік тому +704

      Slide to the right, Criss cross

    • @godofgames1781
      @godofgames1781 Рік тому +424

      When I made this comment, I was worried no one would get the joke
      Good news, you got it

  • @danshakulawrence983
    @danshakulawrence983 Рік тому +19490

    The way the astronaut remarked how beautiful space is makes me feel like he was totally ready to die at that moment if he failed to evade SCP-096. Truly a hero.

    • @nicekneecaps
      @nicekneecaps Рік тому +435

      they might've just sent a d-class up so i wouldn't say he's a hero if he IS a d-class

    • @DoktorSES
      @DoktorSES Рік тому +416

      ​@@nicekneecapsi don't think d-class get that privilege

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 Рік тому +293

      @@nicekneecapsI highly doubt an astronaut would be d class

    • @nicekneecaps
      @nicekneecaps Рік тому +234

      @@DoktorSES erm i pretty sure they would give him the privilege if he's being used as a lure. just remember class-d were "DISPOSABLE", so ofc they'd use them for a risky experiment

    • @danshakulawrence983
      @danshakulawrence983 Рік тому +71

      @@nicekneecaps You have a point there. If that's the case, then at least it serves to clean up some of his criminal record.

  • @Setsuzation
    @Setsuzation Рік тому +20293

    *And eventually, SCP-096 stopped thinking.*

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 Рік тому +4503

    - 096 stands still for a moment
    - Keyboard clicking is heard
    - "Your gamemode is now creative"

    • @bordobondiola
      @bordobondiola 10 місяців тому +109

      ESC + Shift
      *Id tech style console appears*
      sv_cheats 1
      impulse 9
      god "1"
      buddha "0"
      noaim
      noclip
      vel_player 30000000

    • @FlintWithSteel
      @FlintWithSteel 9 місяців тому +4

      ?

    • @Founder6087
      @Founder6087 9 місяців тому +33

      ​@@bordobondiola ah half life, my beloved

    • @WeedCop
      @WeedCop 9 місяців тому +1

      sv_cheats 1

    • @fearjunkie
      @fearjunkie 8 місяців тому +7

      @@bordobondiola what does the buddha command do???

  • @FrappuccinoAlfredo
    @FrappuccinoAlfredo Рік тому +24758

    SCP-096's containment procedures should be updated to just this

    • @ouennichenassim4433
      @ouennichenassim4433 Рік тому +1790

      @@Mr_ManEditz911 Space is very empty, it'd take millions of years to ever touch anything that could change its movement, and the galaxy moves constantly so even if he does manage to land on something, it may as well be impossible to go back to earth since the galaxy spirals constantly, meaning that earth is also in movement, so it may as well be impossible to come back to it in such an eventuality.

    • @Mr_ManEditz911
      @Mr_ManEditz911 Рік тому +345

      @@ouennichenassim4433 are we both scp nerd now

    • @ouennichenassim4433
      @ouennichenassim4433 Рік тому +174

      @@Mr_ManEditz911 yep.

    • @bradleypoe6846
      @bradleypoe6846 Рік тому +320

      Even in the worst-case scenario--he hits the Moon--you could argue that enough Newtonian Physics would hold that he'd go SPLAT against the Moon before he could react with anything anomalous.
      And if he SPLATS against anything else, it'll be too far out, it'll take days to years for him to react to anything (if he somehow survives and relaunches from anywhere in the solar system). Having the delay and knowing a path makes things safer (until he learns teleportation, granted).

    • @Private_jin
      @Private_jin Рік тому +125

      @@bradleypoe6846 096 Pancake, Lets hope no space nazis find its body

  • @theghosttm8245
    @theghosttm8245 Рік тому +17645

    It’s all fun and games until 096 lands on a cosmic body.

    • @somedriftguy3849
      @somedriftguy3849 Рік тому +1714

      *proceeds to burn on a star*

    • @ouennichenassim4433
      @ouennichenassim4433 Рік тому +2628

      *Jumps towards earth but since the galaxy is constantly in movement, proceeds to simply aimlessly float trough space yet again*

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 Рік тому +580

      @@spacedude30001 *Lands next to SCP 682 on a dead planet.*

    • @calebsmith1548
      @calebsmith1548 Рік тому +586

      @@ouennichenassim4433 He's already displayed enough knowledge of orbital mechanics to intercept someone in orbit while launching from Earth, so it is entirely possible he is able to target the Earth successfully on his return jump

    • @thisguyithinkdaone
      @thisguyithinkdaone Рік тому +523

      "ONE PIXEL AND NOW MARS IS A COGNITO HAZARD"

  • @ParkaGames69
    @ParkaGames69 7 місяців тому +844

    That man is a hero, he throws the picture of scp-096 to the earth

    • @TheBlackOpsFeeder
      @TheBlackOpsFeeder 6 місяців тому +48

      The photo became the burning man

    • @thebelgfrommt
      @thebelgfrommt 6 місяців тому +80

      It would burn up in the atmosphere?

    • @ParkaGames69
      @ParkaGames69 6 місяців тому +28

      @@thebelgfrommt y think so, but the burned parts of the picture will be in the earth

    • @oliveguitar
      @oliveguitar 6 місяців тому +14

      Blud, he's in orbit💀

    • @ParkaGames69
      @ParkaGames69 6 місяців тому +7

      @@oliveguitar what if someone look at the sky?

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 Рік тому +14822

    Ok let's analize the situation way more than necessary:
    1)SCP 096 will continue to move at high speed until he meet a cosmic body which is insanely unlikely considering that space is mostly empty so it may just float forever until the heat death of the universe.
    If he ends up meeting a cosmic doby may be even better because, if we are lucky, he will be trapped in orbit and will never be able to actually land or he may just get hit and pushed in a different direction.
    2)let's assume that after a thousand years he finally lands on an alien planet (damn let's assume that he is really lucky and it's been only 100 years).... what happens at that point?
    The man that saw his photo is dead so 96 won't be enraged anymore so he won't try to jump back on earth (expecially if the foundation did a good job at burning all photos).
    Even if 96 tried to jump back to earth would he be able to do it? Jumping from a cosmic body to another requires an insane amount of precision and i don't think he is capable of something like that.
    This containment system would probably work permanently.

    • @grbbsc
      @grbbsc Рік тому +1883

      scp 096 would try to jump back to earth because its always trying to get to a certain point which i think is mt everest when hes not enraged
      edit: he'd obviously fail and give up, hell a metal cage can stop him if hes not enraged

    • @wade5743
      @wade5743 Рік тому +738

      Or what if he floats through space so long he meets a blackhole.

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 Рік тому +5

      they could send a satellite up after him to shoot him into a stable orbit with concentrated gasses, with maintenance just being occasional shooting from the sat whenever it starts to stray from orbit lol

    • @An_Imperial_Guard.
      @An_Imperial_Guard. Рік тому +1966

      SCP-096 doesn't have an infinite amount of strength nor does he has the intelligence necessary to determine the exact coordinates to jump back into earth. He is fucked.

    • @yamerrune
      @yamerrune Рік тому +823

      yeah dont forget that earth is orbiting around the sun, so even if he jumps back in the exact direction the earth is located its very likely he just misses anyway lmao

  • @sidknoop6381
    @sidknoop6381 Рік тому +4569

    The tiny little anticlimactic puff of RCS gas was hilarious.
    Great animation, loved it!

    • @mackenziebeeney3764
      @mackenziebeeney3764 Рік тому +16

      Honestly that was hilarious

    • @FelisSilvestrus_Fachero
      @FelisSilvestrus_Fachero Рік тому +5

      ​@@mackenziebeeney3764 Yup

    • @kendicus7640
      @kendicus7640 Рік тому +7

      Thinking about it, what if SCP-096 puffs his ass off in order to change trajectory back to earth

    • @gremlin8635
      @gremlin8635 Рік тому +11

      @@kendicus7640 with what? There is no gas out there to puff

    • @HerrGoofball
      @HerrGoofball Рік тому +2

      ​@@kendicus7640 huh

  • @Eques_Umbra
    @Eques_Umbra Рік тому +1893

    Considering the massive amount of research and tech the Foundation has, its easy to understand that they could probably have 096 jump from just the right spot, so he could keep on flying through space, without crashing into anything, for maybe the next few millenia or so.

    • @giftzwerg7345
      @giftzwerg7345 10 місяців тому +195

      somebody did the calculations and apparently he was fastenought to escape the gravety of the sun so hes going interstellar

    • @wonderstruck.
      @wonderstruck. 10 місяців тому +163

      Space is very big and very empty. If you aim at nothing, you’re likely not gonna hit anything.

    • @Eques_Umbra
      @Eques_Umbra 10 місяців тому +68

      @@wonderstruck. I get that, but with 096, best to make sure he doesn't so much as have a piece of space junk to kick off of.

    • @axlem4549
      @axlem4549 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Eques_UmbraIs sending him into the sun a viable option?

    • @nelsonjack1306
      @nelsonjack1306 9 місяців тому

      ​@axlem4549 they did send him into sun, fucker survived

  • @lordadamant8182
    @lordadamant8182 Рік тому +2006

    8 years later, man's gonna be retired at home when he hears yelling falling from the sky.

    • @synkt8759
      @synkt8759 Рік тому +191

      If he fell back down to Earth he would be reduced to just his skeleton before he rapidly regenerates, gets up, dusts himself off, and promptly kills the dude

    • @dogs507
      @dogs507 Рік тому

      ​​@@synkt8759 fax dude, fax. But, The amount of speed that will build up of him dropping to Earth and approximately atleast hundreds of thousands miles away, would make him into a 1000000 degree fireball and just burn him up. And how would 096 even get down there in the middle of the Milky Way? Also, I don't think he can regen ( tell me if I'm wrong, haven't really looked into SCP for like 6 months ). Once 173 got him down, ( search up 096 Executed Test on YT ) he couldnt even get up while the MTF, RRT, and ISD gunned him down.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому +115

      @@synkt8759, Or the crispy remains become angry and start crawling towards him.

    • @FuImaDragon
      @FuImaDragon Рік тому +102

      Nah, there is no way he would be able to turn around. he would just drift in space and likely fall towards the sun and be stuck there. If actual physics is applied to SCP things, many of the indestructible things can easily be dealt with.

    • @synkt8759
      @synkt8759 Рік тому +15

      @@FuImaDragon depends on the speed he was going, just because it looks like you're out in space with Earth below your feet doesnt mean you're out of the atmosphere, most likely he eventually slowed down and started his descent like a couple days later

  • @vejaskunigelis1263
    @vejaskunigelis1263 Рік тому +6771

    I think some of us fail to appreciate the amount of balls this man has

    • @harbour2118
      @harbour2118 Рік тому +254

      He has two suns between his legs

    • @Shawn_White
      @Shawn_White Рік тому +62

      I was thinking D class at first but the foundation would have just let 096 have a final meal.

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 Рік тому +39

      Probably part of MTF Gamma-4. Space Ops focused MTF. Transport the 096 Containment unit and let it out. THen this guy does the routine with the photo. Rest is history.
      Oh, and contact the O5 Council so that Dr. Dan's termination order can now be enacted.

    • @gard3boi311
      @gard3boi311 Рік тому +13

      @GoodGoodies123 nah, he has two TON-618's between his legs (largest black hole we know of, around 11 solar systems wide by current calculations.)

    • @MC-rn7xo
      @MC-rn7xo Рік тому +2

      He’s got 2 balls at least!

  • @How23497
    @How23497 Рік тому +5099

    If I was the one to do this, I don’t think I could sleep at night anymore knowing that 096 is forever fixated onto me.

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 10 місяців тому +579

      He's basically going so fast your lifespan is probably gone by the time he gets to you. Hopefully not a problem for future generations.

    • @chroment0962
      @chroment0962 8 місяців тому +28

      my exact thoughts

    • @rodorez
      @rodorez 8 місяців тому +8

      At least someone

    • @6-dpegasus425
      @6-dpegasus425 8 місяців тому +155

      ​@@desertdude8274
      You: chilling in heaven
      Scp-096: falls into a star and enters heaven (dont question it)
      You: fuck

    • @God-vl8qo
      @God-vl8qo 8 місяців тому +21

      Be positioned at an area that aims him towards the sun, problem solved.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 10 місяців тому +416

    I couldn't help but imagine the astronaught, right after the end, turn slightly to the right, and see a couple of kerbals floating next to him giving a thumbs up.

    • @mavrik2007
      @mavrik2007 7 місяців тому

      Kerbals are especially vulnerable to 096, due to the fact they cannot close their eyes and have a very wide field of vision. They should be employed by the Foundation to contain 173.

    • @thespacedinos4037
      @thespacedinos4037 6 місяців тому +22

      “Jeb, put your thumb down, we all saw his face still!”
      “Nuh uh I blinked”

    • @cianashby726
      @cianashby726 3 місяці тому

      Underrated comment

    • @dogcitycanary
      @dogcitycanary 2 місяці тому +1

      Astronaughty

    • @TheDiamondBladeHD
      @TheDiamondBladeHD Місяць тому

      👍

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 Рік тому +6071

    And with that 096 became the immortal snail of the scp universe. He is currently drifting through space with no ability to turn around on his own, but you better hope he doesn’t touch anything, an asteroid in the kuiper belt, another planet, a comet, the second he touches something else, he’s coming back. Now you might very well be dead by the time that happens because space is unfathomably large, but one day, he will be back, and all those poor researchers who had seen his face thinking he had been dealt with are gonna have a real bad day

    • @kevinjones432
      @kevinjones432 Рік тому +242

      Not
      Really if he can’t kill something he gives up after it’s proven he can’t that’s why he stopped fighting 096 so as soon as he realizes he gives up also old age

    • @Kreshura-tm5rb
      @Kreshura-tm5rb Рік тому +286

      ​@@kevinjones432blud thinks he knows about scp 096

    • @Bostonblaster
      @Bostonblaster Рік тому +59

      Or the sun pulls it in and destroys it

    • @dominicsouthern7672
      @dominicsouthern7672 Рік тому +39

      ​@@Kreshura-tm5rbhe wouldn't be destroyed, just trapped, or maybe your right idk

    • @Steriodsman1
      @Steriodsman1 Рік тому +107

      ​@bostonblaster uh, there was a time they launched it into the sun. They decided to look at an image afterwards and the SUN started moving towards Earth. It doesn't obey the laws of physics at all.

  • @SH4WNATR0N
    @SH4WNATR0N Рік тому +902

    "Looks up at the sky"
    Wow, the stars are beautiful tonight
    *"You have alerted the shy guy"*

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 10 місяців тому +89

      Its the "4 fucking pixels" ALL over again

    • @PhrozenFox
      @PhrozenFox 10 місяців тому +32

      Look to the sky
      downward it fly

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 10 місяців тому +16

      @@heartlessnobody1143 "1 fucking star and that monster came hurtling back so fast it shattered the planet"

    • @oof5600
      @oof5600 9 місяців тому +1

      I like to think he flies down like master chief falling in that one scene

    • @theidiotics5317
      @theidiotics5317 9 місяців тому +2

      [YOU HAVE ABOUT TWO MINUETS TO (Redacted) YOURSELF]

  • @classymuffin4589
    @classymuffin4589 Рік тому +10615

    I like how everyone perfectly accepts that not only does he have the ability to jump with such power that he manages to reach escape velocity to hit the Astronaught but he also telepathically knows if someone's witnessed his face, yet the idea of him being able to ignore Newton's Laws is just completely outlandish.

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 Рік тому +569

      Bro I mean.....with the power of friendship some stupid things happen in movie...so what about the power of anger? Hate? Must be more powerfull

    • @thelordgamer8707
      @thelordgamer8707 Рік тому +685

      is't the whole point of the scp, that no matter how far away he can just blunt force his way to you. as long as he has a surface he can use to move on he will get to you.

    • @Sr_Illuminati
      @Sr_Illuminati Рік тому +80

      @@muhammedmuha4846 The power of scopophobia.

    • @idkanymore6897
      @idkanymore6897 Рік тому +227

      i mean yeah you're looking at a fictional thing in a fictional SCP foundation known for having things that break reality

    • @Chris13420
      @Chris13420 Рік тому +153

      @@thelordgamer8707 I mean yeah this won't permanently deal with him but assuming he won't run into anything to jump back to earth for a long time this is a fairly decent way to "contain" him

  • @LoganRumley-n8i
    @LoganRumley-n8i Рік тому +14

    The way he said ''It really is beautiful out there'' was sad and amazing

  • @ventzcn
    @ventzcn Рік тому +2805

    I spent an unhealthy amount of time imagining this scenario and to finally see it happen is amazing

    • @Al_Ares
      @Al_Ares Рік тому +6

      I absolutely agree with ya.

    • @jessiejulin
      @jessiejulin Рік тому +1

      ventz?

    • @Randomperson37193
      @Randomperson37193 Рік тому +2

      Legend has it he's still drifting in space

    • @Sychyov
      @Sychyov Рік тому +1

      I only wish he didn't jump, but started rotating in the t-pose like a helicopter

    • @wardenbreac2324
      @wardenbreac2324 Рік тому

      На самом деле, есть шанс что 096 столкнётся с другим объектов в космосе и полетит обратно.

  • @nicholasnicholas3306
    @nicholasnicholas3306 Рік тому +9765

    Well now scp-096 is someone else's problem now.

    • @forbiddenchannel4901
      @forbiddenchannel4901 Рік тому +324

      To be specific, scp 2399’s problem.

    • @ADcommenter
      @ADcommenter Рік тому +534

      We're going to discover a new planet full of life, only to realize that we inadvertedly decimated half of it's population because of an eldritch horror that came from our planet.

    • @czslendy9646
      @czslendy9646 Рік тому +30

      ​@@forbiddenchannel4901 Indeed.👀

    • @chemplay866
      @chemplay866 Рік тому +83

      @@ADcommenter Nah he will probably just orbit the Sun or the Earth forever

    • @haunteddestiny312
      @haunteddestiny312 Рік тому +70

      “You’re someone else’s problem, now I only want you gone”
      -GLaDOS

  • @guy4269
    @guy4269 Рік тому +2558

    Dropping 096’s picture back to earth is a quick way for a containment breach

    • @Private_jin
      @Private_jin Рік тому +395

      hopefully it would disintegrate and burn when it drops into the atmosphere

    • @aq_ua
      @aq_ua Рік тому +361

      It (the paper) didn't even fall to Earth, it's still in orbit- just waiting for the day it smacks into the window of the ISS :troll:

    • @Private_jin
      @Private_jin Рік тому +241

      @@aq_ua “Ground control, theres a starved white man making its way to the dock.”

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson Рік тому +38

      It's never gonna land, it's gonna burn up

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson Рік тому +30

      @@Private_jin 🤣🤣🤣starved white man

  • @lucky_lynx7867
    @lucky_lynx7867 Рік тому +670

    The SCP foundation just trolled the universe. They where probably like, "Welp, he's someone else's problem now"

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому +26

      I’m picturing him landing on the enterprise for some reason.

    • @samuraijackson241
      @samuraijackson241 Рік тому +4

      Or maybe a black hole, or maybe a neutron star, or maybe a star preparing to supernova.

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire Рік тому +13

      @@paladinboyd1228 would make a good Star Trek episode NGL.

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Рік тому

      @@CalvinNoire, Yep, be interesting to see if tossing him in the warp core dose anything.

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire Рік тому +4

      @@paladinboyd1228 probably not but we don't really know, just saying it twice because I like the idea, but an SCP 096 style monster would make a great episode, are there any episodes like that?

  • @gentlehoovy5555
    @gentlehoovy5555 Рік тому +187

    The really sinister thing for me is that the SCP is clearly smart enough to know that even at that insane speed, it has to aim a little into the astronauts orbit to actually reach him. Its not just incredibly strong, its smart too

    • @zepharephic5381
      @zepharephic5381 10 місяців тому +30

      So.... it's entirely possible that 096 knew it could miss, and instead targeted something behind the astronaut, like the comet belt or something it can use to jump back to Earth.
      And in a few dozen years, when the SCP facilities no longer see 096 as a threat, it makes its way back to Earth specifically to kill that guy, resulting in tons of people seeing 096's face.
      No wonder this isn't official canon lmao

    • @FTN_Ale
      @FTN_Ale 8 місяців тому +23

      @@zepharephic5381 yeah but 096 has never shown the ability to think strategically, he always runs to the target and kills it, he always runs in a straight line to the target, so he would just try to reach the astronaut in a straight line so not what happened in the vid, jumping to where the astronaut would be like in the video wouldn't happen and if it did, the fondation would have placed the astronaut in such a way that when 096 misses it won't encounter any celestial object or at least as few as possible

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 8 місяців тому +6

      ​@@FTN_Ale 096 would absolutely account for orbit, that's just basic logic and it has an innate sense of a victim's location, but it can't use complex tactics like planning against this

    • @lunarro7
      @lunarro7 3 місяці тому

      Definitely not "basic logic" especially for some usain bolt curse monster. keep it in it's "5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube" that will do the job.

    • @bottering_one
      @bottering_one Місяць тому

      well i be seen some people say that he can trust himself as fast as the speed of light like he was fukcing saitama so , i dont ever think he can basic logic so he would always end up missing the astronaut

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous Рік тому +4259

    RIP to the astronomers who look up and send him right back

    • @UnidentifiedGecko
      @UnidentifiedGecko Рік тому +592

      I don’t think so because without any form of propulsion you can’t turn direction in space. 096 would just go into its enraged state but stay in a forward velocity.

    • @entarte2610
      @entarte2610 Рік тому +249

      @@UnidentifiedGecko till he land on some random floating rock or orbiting the sun and having a chance to enter earth orbit line like an asteroid

    • @DreBlomi
      @DreBlomi Рік тому +90

      ​@@entarte2610 yeah if he lands on the moon or any other thing like an asteroid he can just jump right back to earth 💀

    • @ADcommenter
      @ADcommenter Рік тому +43

      ​​@@entarte2610 🎶SING FOR ME SING FOR A YEAR! SING FOR THE LAUGHTER AND SING FOR THE TEAR🎶

    • @Pie-ro
      @Pie-ro Рік тому +57

      @@UnidentifiedGecko He could expel his organs hard enough to push himself back, though he is canonically considered non-sapient so I doubt it would know to do that.

  • @legionofmetal9968
    @legionofmetal9968 Рік тому +4683

    SCP foundation: "we have tried everything to kill or contain this thing...this is a serious problem."
    Some Brit in an astronaut suit:

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Рік тому +108

      Astronomers looking anywhere in his general direction using a telescope: 😮

    • @NumberOnePochitaFan
      @NumberOnePochitaFan Рік тому +94

      @@thunderspark1536 scp 096 being pissed because he can't do anything about it

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Рік тому +43

      @@NumberOnePochitaFan Dudes able to jump into space, all he has to do is fart or something and blast back to earth

    • @Otherface
      @Otherface Рік тому +9

      Now that I think about it, why don't they just put him in a rocket and send him to space? If 96 is such as problem, then why not sending him somewhere where he isn't a problem for anyone?

    • @legionofmetal9968
      @legionofmetal9968 Рік тому +49

      @@Otherface if I recall...this was addressed!
      The first problem is resources. It is highly unlikely that the SCP foundation has its own space agency.
      The second problem is the SCP foundation itself: "secure, contain, protect." Yep. Not joking. They use that old excuse to not throw 96 into space or some kind of other realm. "Just in case".

  • @xxfalconarasxx5659
    @xxfalconarasxx5659 Рік тому +6964

    A lot of people are surprise pikachu facing over this, but let's be honest. A lot of the foundations problems could be resolved if they just launched their more dangerous SCP objects out into space. The fact they don't do this is just something we have to be willing to suspend our disbelief towards.

    • @butchbabytoaster
      @butchbabytoaster Рік тому +630

      I usually just assume that most SCP canons have something like SCP-1548 going on that makes space inherently too dangerous to explore. (I think that number's right. The title is "The Star, The Hateful.")

    • @sbritorodr
      @sbritorodr Рік тому +1040

      This is because SCP purpose is containment, not destroying the anomaly. It's mostly a research secret institution rather than destroying stuff. They obviously do it sometimes, but when containment is impossible and could potentially risk mankind.
      SCP-096 is euclid, so it won't move from the box as long as nobody sees the pic.
      However, "cannonically" SCP-096 is requested for termination ASAP, so this video is very likely.

    • @xxfalconarasxx5659
      @xxfalconarasxx5659 Рік тому +258

      @@sbritorodr I'm aware that in the case of most SCP objects, the Foundation does not want them terminated. However 096 and 682 are exceptions, and it is unusual that this hasn't been attempted, even though this would be the easiest and most effective method of getting rid of them. There is little chance any of them will return to Earth once they have achieved escape velocity. Heck, the vacuum of space might even be a good environment for trying to kill these entities. It's been stated in 682's article that its ability to regenerate and grow is dependent on the matter it consumes. Might be similar in 096's case too, though it's unstated. Put them in an environment where there is no matter to consume, they'll be unable to grow anymore, and regeneration will be limited to materials with in their own bodies.

    • @sbritorodr
      @sbritorodr Рік тому +52

      @@xxfalconarasxx5659 Given the nature of the SCP literature project, who knows, maybe there is a SCP story about it. But yeah, space is the solution most of the time.

    • @windlebee9440
      @windlebee9440 Рік тому +62

      Kind of hard to, yknow, 'contain' something if its lost out there somewhere.

  • @alexanderglex4600
    @alexanderglex4600 Рік тому +23

    0:42 Super Mario Galaxy Game Over music starts playing

  • @winglessdraco4865
    @winglessdraco4865 Рік тому +1257

    As long as 096 was launched in a direction where he'll never land on something. Or at least not for a good 50 to 70 years, it's likely the man who saw his face will die leaving 096 no reason to return if we find all the photos of him
    on another note, we could just put a D-class in the suit and kill the guy after 096 has passed. Cuts out the 50 to 70 year waiting time.

    • @nobpyxl5389
      @nobpyxl5389 Рік тому +16

      096 can just bounce off the guy back into earth

    • @theapug7296
      @theapug7296 Рік тому +56

      He wasnt on an escape trajectory and he cant be in orbit. he would probably fall back on earth in a few hours and jump again

    • @Nick-rg8oz
      @Nick-rg8oz Рік тому +181

      @@theapug7296 if he made it out of the orbit with a jump then it means that it will simply keep going off into the abyss

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 Рік тому +2

      @@theapug7296 Fall?

    • @trgyfhgnt3
      @trgyfhgnt3 Рік тому +7

      @@vortiger7375 yes, fall

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 Рік тому +632

    I was 100% expecting that after "I think we got him." to see 096 hit the moon, jump back off, and come screaming right back at him.

    • @greenbeastofthehiddenleaf
      @greenbeastofthehiddenleaf Рік тому +15

      I was especting 096,to fall back and rip the guys head off

    • @ratave6472
      @ratave6472 Рік тому +16

      I was honestly expecting 096 to just wack him at the end of the video

    • @scathis1982
      @scathis1982 Рік тому +2

      This is not necessary. I'm surprised how many people don't know how the gravity of our planet works. Only there was no sense in it, and the astronaut is already dead in absentia. Actually, he'll be back. Are you aware that even the International Space Station experiences gravity at 9.8 g. The same as on Earth. You will see SCP 096 on the surface of our planet again very soon.

    • @milokiss8276
      @milokiss8276 Рік тому +4

      See, I was expecting him to slow down, Only jumping with enough force to get _A little higher than the astronaut._
      Then he comes back down.

    • @predated9958
      @predated9958 Рік тому +10

      @@scathis1982what?

  • @nathanpfirman625
    @nathanpfirman625 Рік тому +162

    That is most likely the actual scenario. By sending himself into space it gained a very high inertia value but it can’t slow down because it’s in space.

    • @bertberw8653
      @bertberw8653 8 місяців тому +2

      It can slow down, and it will. Earth's gravitational field is much bigger than we think.

    • @calirs5120
      @calirs5120 8 місяців тому +20

      @@bertberw8653 That's not how it works. For 096 to be able to get up to where the astronaut was, he had to reach escape velocity. Doing so gives himself enough speed to counteract Earth's gravity. In the vacuum of space, with nothing to slow him down. 096 will continue to travel at that same speed indefinitely.
      And no, the Earth's gravity is not stronger than we think. Its 9.8 m/s. That's an indisputable fact. Using simply math, and an objects mass you can easily find how much gravity it has.

    • @BullmooseBeerTalks
      @BullmooseBeerTalks 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@calirs5120 you're mistaken. Based on the size of the earth in this video, that astronaut is in LEO at best. If 096 jumped straight up to get to that point, earth's gravity would pull him down in a few hours. If he launched himself at an angle, he'd orbit for a few months before air resistance eventually slowed him down enough to deorbit.
      I order to actually escape earth's gravity you'd need to reach a point where the gravity of a different heavenly body is stronger.

    • @bertberw8653
      @bertberw8653 8 місяців тому

      @@calirs5120 I never said it's stronger lmao, I said bigger. You seem confused.

    • @calirs5120
      @calirs5120 8 місяців тому +7

      @@BullmooseBeerTalks That's again, not how it works. When trying to leave the gravity of a planet. One must acquire enough velocity to counteract, and over come the forces of said gravity.
      The Earth's velocity needed is 11.2 kilometers a second. Or about 7 miles. This is known as escape velocity. Which is also the speed needed to simply put an object into orbit.
      And escaping a planet's orbit is as simple as accelerating fast enough to get out of orbit. There isn't any other source of gravity needed to be able to do it. All you need is enough propulsion.
      Once you reach escape velocity, the Earth's gravity is not strong to pull you back down. And that is the speed 096 would need at the minimum to get to where the astronaut was at.
      So again, with nothing to slow him down, because he already has enough velocity to counteract the Earth's influence, 096 would simply continue to drift off into far space.

  • @cuppajoe2
    @cuppajoe2 Рік тому +522

    Bro really dropped that picture like it wasnt the most dangerous thing on earth lmao

    • @kenneldbofungus
      @kenneldbofungus 10 місяців тому +75

      It's gunna burn up in the atmosphere. It'll be fine, probably

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 9 місяців тому +14

      ​@@kenneldbofungusAlso since 096 is contained anyway picture isnt that much of a threat now

    • @ShadenThe
      @ShadenThe 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@skell6134 until he reaches a solid surface

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 9 місяців тому +9

      @@ShadenThe It gonna take long enough and he gonna be enough far away to not be a threat anymore

    • @sok-v6w
      @sok-v6w 8 місяців тому +5

      @@ShadenThe its not like hes gonna jump upwards and reach earth INSTANTLY... he'll need to learn rocket science for that lmao hes gonna miss earth

  • @thebababoeyman4840
    @thebababoeyman4840 Рік тому +509

    So that explains why nothing happens when we look at the picture now.

    • @pulkatz9844
      @pulkatz9844 Рік тому +41

      No in the story where 096 dies they just have the statue break his neck, then the foundation pours acid in the break area and he just melts

    • @MrVigill
      @MrVigill Рік тому +20

      ​@@pulkatz9844 wait, 096 actually died??

    • @mariacatherinelambengco3115
      @mariacatherinelambengco3115 Рік тому +19

      ​@@MrVigill yes

    • @jameshuston3474
      @jameshuston3474 Рік тому +32

      ​@@MrVigill no he didn't, the guys in the comments are thinking about the SCP096 Termination video but it's stated in the start of the video that it's not cannon, it was just a fan take on how the termination would happen. But, SCP096 IS awaiting termination and the doctor who is in charge of his termination had a set amount of time to do so before getting executed for reasons, that part is cannon

    • @jameshuston3474
      @jameshuston3474 Рік тому +9

      ​@@pulkatz9844 that's not cannon it was a fan take, it's stated in the start of the video where we get to see him die like that

  • @surrealsupercell7217
    @surrealsupercell7217 Рік тому +582

    Wait, assuming SCP-096 will not die in space and would likely be out there longer than the victim's own life. What happens when SCP-096 doesn't kill it's target, but natural aging does? Would it simply just no longer be in a vengeful craze? Or would it simply be eternally and unknowingly angry towards a person who no longer exists anymore?

    • @HelloworldXY32
      @HelloworldXY32 Рік тому +162

      Seeing how it is blessed with omniscience, it should be able to sense that the target which has inhabited the mental image of it is now no longer vital

    • @horrormatrix9080
      @horrormatrix9080 Рік тому +113

      Scp-096 will know when it’s target is no longer living whether it was by 096s hand or not
      And upon sensing his target is dead he will exit his rage state

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 Рік тому +40

      If someone who sees his face is terminated before he reaches them, he’ll calm down

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 Рік тому +25

      At this point 96 is either thankfully toward that guy getting him away from humans.....or angry for a good reason....that dude made him go into space on a million year travel

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 Рік тому +10

      In conclusion....now 96 has a reason to be angry at someone

  • @bsgfan1
    @bsgfan1 Рік тому +1084

    Question: A D-class sees a picture of 096, then answers a call from SCP-145. What happens?
    Tracking 145’s victims has always failed, but 096 always knows where its victim is. If 145 takes its victims to a physical location, what will happen when 096 gets there? Experimental logs show 145 can be fought for a time, so how would it deal with 096?

    • @weedGato
      @weedGato Рік тому +59

      maybe its going to search the d class for eternity

    • @weedGato
      @weedGato Рік тому +13

      That or it gives up

    • @NarutoMagicCyclops
      @NarutoMagicCyclops Рік тому +158

      @@weedGato it's also possible that 096 considers them dead already, from my meager understanding, not many SCP's are willing to confront each other especially the violent ones, it's also likely that crossing dimensions invalidates the specific target entirely.

    • @ImSoConfusedForever
      @ImSoConfusedForever Рік тому +7

      ​@@weedGatoI'm sure 096 can travel across dimensions? I'm not exactly sure but I did hear that

    • @ImSoConfusedForever
      @ImSoConfusedForever Рік тому +13

      ​@@NarutoMagicCyclops 096 would *know* if you're dead or not

  • @hamsterdoom360
    @hamsterdoom360 Рік тому +935

    I've always said that launching our problems into space is a viable strat. And not just the made up problems like SCPs.

    • @NoiseMarines
      @NoiseMarines Рік тому +52

      Eh, it's too risky. A lot of our space faring tech isn't reliable enough to be trusted with something like, say, nuclear waste.
      The idea is great on paper but all you'd need is one waste rocket to fail and then you got yourself a bigger problem.

    • @БогданПаращук-у4д
      @БогданПаращук-у4д Рік тому

      Do you even know how much danger certain objects in space can propose to all station, satelites, rockets? When even a tiny Bolt is lost in space during some operation, it Will get tracks by NASA to avoid hitting it! That tiny Bolt can destroy the ISS if it hits it. NASA keeps all station at least 50km away from any free flying objects. And recovering them is almost impossible, they Just wait until they slow down and burn in the armosphere (they slow down because there still is a bit of "air" - in vacuum there is about a million of random molecules).

    • @airiquelmeleroy
      @airiquelmeleroy Рік тому +13

      Unfortunately, due to how gravity works, whenever you launch something out, it enters an orbit that will one day hit the earth again.
      Launching any SCP to space means it crash landing somewhere in the future

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial Рік тому +10

      @@airiquelmeleroy lasers. just get some lasers trained on 096 to slowly shift him into a stable orbit.

    • @airiquelmeleroy
      @airiquelmeleroy Рік тому +11

      @@larry8437 Yep, you are absolutely right. But once you enter "escape velocity", you are put into a huuuuge orbit, that could take years or centuries to loop back onto earth, similar to how comets work. The only way to break the orbit, is by getting trapped by another planets gravitational force.
      So its a bit reversed. "If there are no external forces", it WILL eventually return.
      If you want it to never return, you must put it in an orbit, that will clash with another planet, or the sun.
      (Or have propulsion systems, to maneuver out)

  • @chemplay866
    @chemplay866 Рік тому +1574

    The astronaut looks to be around how high the ISS is which is 402km, and 096 has traveled to the astronaut in around 14 seconds assuming it was right beneath him, so 096 was moving at around 29km/s which is around 18km/s faster than the escape velocity.
    Assuming the foundation did the right thing of getting the astronaut to be around the prograde of Earth (I think that's what it's called) using Earth's speed around the sun, 096 would orbit the sun at 58km/s, which is 16km/s higher than the escape velocity of the Sun at Earth's altitude.
    That bitch is going interstellar.

    • @dcninjaadventures5755
      @dcninjaadventures5755 Рік тому +102

      Damn bro you did the calculations, and 096 is near immune. So if he hit the sun….

    • @Amonguz3836
      @Amonguz3836 Рік тому +149

      @@dcninjaadventures5755 He would probably fall to the center of the sun. I'm wondering if a gigantic pressure and 15 million celcius
      temperature would kill him.

    • @idkmanreal0008
      @idkmanreal0008 Рік тому +57

      ​@@Amonguz3836 why are you using burgerland temperature mesuremnts

    • @Amonguz3836
      @Amonguz3836 Рік тому +41

      @@idkmanreal0008 BRUH i thought i wrote celcius temperature measurment.

    • @miyabera9103
      @miyabera9103 Рік тому +29

      I want to assume this is the talk that was done in the meeting before this operation happened. One of the guys came up with the idea and the other one said this.

  • @pixelatedfox7002
    @pixelatedfox7002 Рік тому +928

    I've always wondered what would happen if the SCP foundation did this. Now I know.

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 Рік тому +56

      I remember reading a tale where they launched it into the sun...
      Only for the sun to start accelerating towards earth.

    • @Монс-й1ь
      @Монс-й1ь Рік тому

      ​@@dr.cheeze5382 smells like some BS tier fanfiction

    • @ThatOneRetro
      @ThatOneRetro Рік тому +17

      As long as he continued to orbit the sun, he'd never reach a cosmic body. He'd just be up there forever.

    • @thecrow9820
      @thecrow9820 Рік тому +29

      ​@@dr.cheeze5382That's logically and physically impossible, the solar system exists because earth and other planets are gravitationally attracted to the centre of the sun which happens to have the most of gravitational force.
      " Sun accelerating towards Earth " is not but a joke giving a good laughter to the educated.

    • @Coltonflix910
      @Coltonflix910 Рік тому +15

      ​@@thecrow9820 the whole SCP fandom doesn't make sense.

  • @jonathansmith114
    @jonathansmith114 Рік тому +19

    This just makes me think of all the other galaxies that came up with this same solution to get rid of their SCPs. One day, the earth is in the path of a once-tricked SCP. You know the drill.

    • @NumberOnePochitaFan
      @NumberOnePochitaFan Рік тому +3

      eeeerrrrmmmmm
      throw it back into space...???
      also that would be extremely unlikely given that the universe is like 99% empty space

    • @noxy4966
      @noxy4966 10 місяців тому +7

      You throw it back like its the universe greatest pong game

  • @arkxz
    @arkxz Рік тому +109

    Honestly the "fire it the fuck into space" would work for quite a lot of scp's. Most would take hundreds if not thousands of years to ever be a problem again, with some applied astrophysics- many could be set on a course to never hit another known object in the observable universe and while not secure or protected- they would most definitely be contained.

    • @DarthPlague_067
      @DarthPlague_067 Рік тому +10

      no need to be contained when they hit the sun

  • @cosmicgigachad9289
    @cosmicgigachad9289 Рік тому +114

    This man has to live all his life knowing scp 096 is out somewhere out there, swimming in deep space hunting him down.

    • @danielwalmsley1824
      @danielwalmsley1824 Рік тому +9

      Amnestics

    • @hovtchil873
      @hovtchil873 Рік тому +2

      ​@@danielwalmsley1824well if that's the case he wouldn't know what it's face looked like so would 096 still be mad?

    • @coolandtotallyawesomeguy
      @coolandtotallyawesomeguy Рік тому +1

      @@hovtchil873yea prolly

    • @andromeda8505
      @andromeda8505 Рік тому +2

      @@hovtchil873 nope, amnesics have been tested and they do not work

    • @bottering_one
      @bottering_one Місяць тому

      space is extremely space-y ( bruh ) so he would end up falling into a black hole or a star if this isnt the very last time 096 feets touch the surface of a solid celestial object

  • @SalutationsUponThee
    @SalutationsUponThee Рік тому +889

    096: indestructible, can break through anything, runs like a bloodhound, will kill you if you look at its face
    SCP Foundation: *S P A C E*

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 Рік тому +43

      It worked for Kars…

    • @kotikura
      @kotikura Рік тому +33

      05 Council:We're going to send 096 to the one place he cannot escape,
      *SPACE!*

    • @stacklysm
      @stacklysm Рік тому +1

      @@kotikura I remembered that instantly

    • @CobraDBlade
      @CobraDBlade Рік тому +13

      Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

    • @tobiaskadachi
      @tobiaskadachi Рік тому +1

      The final frontier.

  • @warriorofsunlight1
    @warriorofsunlight1 8 місяців тому +6

    I'm so glad someone made a video on this, lol. I've had this thought in my head ever since I first learned about 096.

  • @dcmuggamuga407
    @dcmuggamuga407 Рік тому +356

    This would actually be terrifying to live with. As soon as you return back to Earth you’re going to worry every day if 096 will ever find his way back, the worst part is not knowing when it will happen, or if it will ever happen.

    • @KarlMacmillann
      @KarlMacmillann Рік тому +78

      Sir space is empty and the earth is orbiting around the Sun along with Sun orbiting the Milky Way Galaxy, there's no way 096 is going to come back unless he has a precision of a god's

    • @grimitology
      @grimitology Рік тому +12

      @@KarlMacmillann more like he'd need to be a god to have that precision lmao

    • @nicechoicee
      @nicechoicee Рік тому +33

      ​@@KarlMacmillannhe had the precision to, not only, know he's been looked at through a photo by a guy floating in space, but to jump so fast out of orbit; in a straight up form while earth is spinning and the man is moving at his own pace too and if the target hadn't moved would have indeed got him. I think he has god precision.

    • @thefoundationofsociety1153
      @thefoundationofsociety1153 Рік тому +8

      Probably a d-class would be used for the mission, inevitably the d-class would be exterminated the following month

    • @w.2738
      @w.2738 Рік тому +7

      @@KarlMacmillann it's literally one of his powers. To know exacly where his target is

  • @colegilbert673
    @colegilbert673 Рік тому +171

    the foundation also could have also made scp 096 slightly less of a threat by permanently strapping and solid metal box to his head so nobody can see his face directly while they work to get rid of all the photos

    • @AlphaNumericKey
      @AlphaNumericKey Рік тому +48

      Or just give it a very big hat. It apparently is... pretty chill in nature? It just doesn't like its face being looked at.

    • @colegilbert673
      @colegilbert673 Рік тому +5

      @@AlphaNumericKey yeah

    • @jusden2.083
      @jusden2.083 10 місяців тому +1

      🤡с клоунской аватаркой

    • @colegilbert673
      @colegilbert673 10 місяців тому +1

      @@jusden2.083 ? who do you mean is a clown

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 10 місяців тому +4

      what would happen if the inside of the box was mirrors and shy guy looked at himself?

  • @Toast_Sandwich
    @Toast_Sandwich Рік тому +231

    It’s all fun and games until you realize SCP-001 / SCP-184 will begin manufacturing an endless supply of SCP-096 throughout all of space.

    • @zepharephic5381
      @zepharephic5381 10 місяців тому +15

      Um... What?
      There's like a dozen SCP 001's and I'm not familiar with 184
      Care to explain?

    • @zepharephic5381
      @zepharephic5381 10 місяців тому +2

      Um... What?
      There's like a dozen SCP 001's and I'm not familiar with 184
      Care to explain?

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH 10 місяців тому +6

      which 001 💀

    • @aronbaron1746
      @aronbaron1746 10 місяців тому +3

      @@ICNHH The architect, why else would he say "SCP-001 / SCP-184"?

    • @DRGPlarp
      @DRGPlarp 10 місяців тому +12

      ⁠@@zepharephic5381what’s the easiest way to hide scp 1? Put it under a different Id. Scp 184 IS the true scp 1 (if you’re following that canon atleast)

  • @7thsluglord363
    @7thsluglord363 Рік тому +69

    096 then proceeds to violently diarrhea rocket his way around space, kills the astronaut, and lands back on earth, but not before half the planet looks up, sees the spec that is him, and and a world ending event occurs.

  • @SpiffoGaming
    @SpiffoGaming Рік тому +128

    Genius tactic

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 Рік тому +81

    That was… Spectacularly anticlimactic. 10/10

  • @BullmooseBeerTalks
    @BullmooseBeerTalks 8 місяців тому +24

    If hes jumping straight up, he'd fall back down due to gravity in a few minutes/hours. If he jumped at an angle to reach orbit, hed eventually be pulled down in a few months.

    • @antoinebarbault2013
      @antoinebarbault2013 8 місяців тому +4

      At last someone knowing how gravity works

    • @wingsoffire2588
      @wingsoffire2588 6 місяців тому +6

      Im replying to both this comment and the person who replied. 096 appears to be able to exponentially increase it power to reach its target as seen in the encounters it has had with 343. 096 clearly did not jump into orbit, and anyone who thought for more than a second would remember that the earths gravity does not reach very far, and that if 096 jumped with enough strength, which he clearly did to reach the astronaut, that 096 would eventually leave the earths pull. Ergo he would drift forever.
      This reminds me of the time I saw someone correct another person who used "your" in their sentence, and corrected to "your're" in that case, "your" was correct.

    • @BullmooseBeerTalks
      @BullmooseBeerTalks 6 місяців тому

      @wingsoffire2588 based on what we see of the earth from the astronauts perspective, the astronaut is in Low Earth Orbit. About 1200 miles up. 096 could jump 10 times as high to geostationary orbit (22k miles) and still get pull down.

    • @wingsoffire2588
      @wingsoffire2588 6 місяців тому

      @@BullmooseBeerTalks I suppose, although 096 is not very intelligent, and there is a good chance he completely overestimated the strength needed to reach the astronaut. There is a 50/50 chance I say, so we are both right in some sense.

    • @phantomflows0
      @phantomflows0 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm curious, so let's run the numbers
      LEO = 160 - 1000km
      for generosity's sake (and math simplicity), let's assume 1000km
      time to target = ~14 seconds
      if we are to ignore air resistance the escape velocity would be about 11.2km/s
      surprisingly the difference between being in orbit and a non-orbital direct ascent is rather small approximately 4km/s at most
      so we can assume that 15.2km/s is our targeted velocity to escape Earth's gravitational pull to the point that it would be ineffective.
      assuming a vertical jump we can use the formula.
      velocity = distance/time
      V = 1000km/14s
      V = 71.42km/s (257,112km/h or 159,762mph)
      this means 096, without air resistance would leave Earth's gravity with ~56.22km/s to spare.
      this happens to be enough velocity to perform gravity slingshots around several planets in the known solar system, excluding Jupiter (59.5km/s) and the sun(617.6km/s).
      interestingly the heat generated from 096 on launch would be impressive, as re-entry heating mostly takes effect within 100km of the earth's surface, in total it'd be in the atmosphere for ~1.4 seconds.
      Due to the lack of any idea as to what 096's mass is, calculating it further is mostly impossible, however, we can assume that the air resistance acting on it would be in the range of around 2.2 GN making it impossible for it to even leave earth atmosphere due to the sheer resistance if we were to continue calculating we'd get to the point where it could get pass air resistance and still have the velocity it had as it passed the astronaut would be, quite frankly ridiculous.
      I'm not going to do that math for heat flux predictions but you can imagine the plasma barrier that'd generate from such speeds.
      There is a chance I done the maths wrong at some point, so feel free to fact check it and let me know.

  • @moonazrael
    @moonazrael Рік тому +192

    Great animations, keep it up man!

  • @sobari745
    @sobari745 Рік тому +151

    I actually always wondered if an antigravity chamber would work for containment, since any attempt to bash through a wall would just result in him pushing himself away from the wall.

    • @TAKGamer-po2yy
      @TAKGamer-po2yy Рік тому +37

      For the first wall, sure, but then 096 would simply propel itself at the opposite wall with enough force to break through it. If The Foundation could keep it in the center of that - I'm imagining a - sphere with a net 0 velocity, and make sure it DOES. NOT. MOVE. EVER. then yeah, that could work.

    • @calluxdoaron1903
      @calluxdoaron1903 Рік тому +36

      @TÁKGamer2002 Simplier: Antigravity chamber with complete depressurization. While hovering in the middle he will not have anything to push from. Not even air molecules.
      On the other side, he can chew away his parts and throw at high velocity to try and gain velocity himself/damage the chamber.

    • @Borispocalypse
      @Borispocalypse Рік тому +12

      @@calluxdoaron1903 i don't think he could, because his bones are canonically indestructible, and he's too malnourished to use flesh; but then again, it might be a sort of nemean lion scenario, where only he has the strength to break them; but that seems unlikely.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 8 місяців тому +2

    Definitely not enough speed to escape Earth’s sphere of influence like others have suggested, but that would be one SPICY reentry for 096 when he falls back down. I don’t think even he could survive that.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Рік тому +81

    “Eventually, 096 stopped thinking”

  • @galaksina
    @galaksina Рік тому +156

    Really cool scenario !
    Could have been a fun little jumpscare if at the last second it crashed into him from above, or the comms said "he is entering orbit".
    But very cool

    • @masondickerson9466
      @masondickerson9466 Рік тому +6

      I think that would've felt more cliche than ending as it did, personally. I like the current ending better.

    • @synkt8759
      @synkt8759 Рік тому +1

      ​@Liam Powers well scps don't really care about the laws of physics, do they

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer Рік тому

      096 was always in an “orbit”. Just a highly eccentric one which WILL return it to earth.

    • @jager2749
      @jager2749 Рік тому

      ​@@CramcrumBrewbringernope, it Will be imposible

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer Рік тому

      @@jager2749 You don’t understand basic orbital mechanics.

  • @pajamajohnson6051
    @pajamajohnson6051 Рік тому +193

    It’s been forever since I’ve read up on SCPs, but I know that it doesn’t always get its target. In the event that it doesn’t, it will simply stop *eventually* and cry. Basically there’s situations where it can’t reach the thing that looked at its face

  • @zCREz
    @zCREz Рік тому +3

    Tbh, i think a d-class couldve been even more suitable here, but as a sacrifice instead; 096 would continue into space even if it hit the person, but now theres much less chance of it returning to earth in the future to finish this (still very brave) man.

  • @osasunaitor
    @osasunaitor Рік тому +312

    Nice animation!
    I feel that if 096 can bend physics laws like breaking through unbreakable reinforced containment, diving accross entire oceans in a glimpse, propelling himself at escape velocity out of Earth's orbit, or surviving in the vacuum of space, he will also find a way to revert his trajectory in zero gravity and turn back towards Earth.
    Like most SCPs, he's not bound by known physical laws.

    • @TheGreatAzer
      @TheGreatAzer Рік тому +105

      Wrong, he still follows the rules of physics and mortal strength, because he cant just teleport through a wall, he has to break it. I'm thinking he can just propel himself with his own breath or something if he were to get himself stuck in space.

    • @doesitmatter8791
      @doesitmatter8791 Рік тому +7

      Scp 096 wasn't going fast enough even reach low earth orbit. He's gonna come back down eventually after losing all his speed.

    • @TheGreatAzer
      @TheGreatAzer Рік тому +6

      @@doesitmatter8791 yeah but were talking about what would happen if he did leave orbit.

    • @Admiral-General_Aladeen
      @Admiral-General_Aladeen Рік тому +5

      He kinda is because he still takes time to get to you otherwise he could just teleport

    • @iaminconstantpain4330
      @iaminconstantpain4330 Рік тому +5

      @@TheGreatAzer how would he propel himself with his breath if there's no air in space to get breath?

  • @macyk113
    @macyk113 Рік тому +913

    I have a question, if 4 pixels in the photo were enough to provoke it, then will there be enough distance in orbit for everyone who looked up at that moment to become new targets? If so, then as soon as he stumbles upon a cosmic body and pushes off from it to go back. It would be quite deadly

    • @KassidyJMoore
      @KassidyJMoore Рік тому +83

      oh shit

    • @mylesleggette7520
      @mylesleggette7520 Рік тому +535

      Nah, because you have to see his face. Anyone looking up at that moment would have seen his ass, which he is apparently *not* shy about...

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 Рік тому +171

      At the time he find a cosmic body everyone that saw his ass as the other comment says would be dead anyway....so it doesn't matter

    • @Eagle_the_18th
      @Eagle_the_18th Рік тому +28

      what if someone from the ground happened to look at the picture floating about in space? (Assuming the astronaut was careless enough to leave it there)

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 Рік тому +145

      No because he always heads in a straight line towards the person who saw him and the sun and earth are in constant motion, unless he can make extremely precise calculations to calculate the trajectory of the earth and the time it will take for him to reach earth (in which case I’m wondering who made him a fucking astronomer) he’ll spend the rest of time jumping from distance cosmic body to distant cosmic body for all of eternity as he just angrily floats through space with no chance of ever making it back to earth

  • @primalryquaza
    @primalryquaza Рік тому +125

    With how advanced the SCP foundation is, they'd probably make it to where 096 is sent to the sun and burns to nothing but atoms on close proximity.

    • @Endertoxin
      @Endertoxin Рік тому +13

      096 can regenerate indefinitely, as said in his lore.

    • @primalryquaza
      @primalryquaza Рік тому +8

      @Endertoxin Then what about his fight with scp 173? Scp 096 was described as having many injuries and clawing at its own face since it couldn't kill 173. Or is it a separate timeline case?

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 Рік тому +13

      @@primalryquaza They put 096 in a box with 682, they both kinda ended up going insane and gave up cos they couldn't kill each other.

    • @brochiing4295
      @brochiing4295 Рік тому +4

      there was a tale based on that I believe. it essentially ended with 096 pushing the sun towards earth

    • @Suilujz
      @Suilujz Рік тому +1

      ​@@primalryquaza the test only proved that 096 couldn't kill 682, nothing to do with how unkillable 096 other than knowing that even 682 couldn't do it

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 8 місяців тому +1

    The GOC:
    "Yeah, that."
    The SCP:
    "Nono, we need it to slaughter GOC agents."
    They actually do use embedded images of SCP-096 as a pseudo-'memetic' defense, where regular memetics don't work, provoking *shy guy* might.

  • @isaacgove
    @isaacgove Рік тому +53

    Very cool concept, although there was no reason to wait for the evasion. Once 096 jumped his trajectory was set.

    • @a_lexine
      @a_lexine Рік тому +26

      needed to wait until he left the atmosphere so he couldn't affect his trajectory at all via a change in air resistance on one side by swinging his arm out or somethin

    • @nefarioulyte9996
      @nefarioulyte9996 Рік тому +6

      And his trajectory just happened to perfectly intersect that of the astronaut.

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Рік тому

      At least after he left the atmosphere, yeah.

  • @nartuz5016
    @nartuz5016 Рік тому +143

    Gotta love how the foundation's solution to any dangerous scp is to just yeet it into space or an another dimension

    • @leftright6940
      @leftright6940 Рік тому +1

      fuck outta my dimension with that spooky shit

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 Рік тому +7

      I mean wtf is 179 going to do if it’s just floating around in space?

    • @RajSankla123
      @RajSankla123 Рік тому +1

      Not our problem anymore

    • @muhammedmuha4846
      @muhammedmuha4846 Рік тому +9

      ​@@RajSankla123 yea let aliens deal with it....at least now aliens invasion ceinarios make sense 😂😂😂😂

    • @AramisUA
      @AramisUA Рік тому

      SCP-5000: That's my boys)

  • @zloth54
    @zloth54 Рік тому +86

    Im just trying to imagine the absolutely insane force scp 096 will input into the ground to jump that high from a standstill, must have made the ground splash like water or something

    • @vamsigagjew1535
      @vamsigagjew1535 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah makes you question how much actual velocity you could get out of physically pushing off of the earth before your legs start sinking in like its water and you lose traction

    • @bottering_one
      @bottering_one Місяць тому

      he will most likely make atoms sized black hole sinking his very feets onto the ground rather than be able to ever propel himself fast enough to reach earth escape speed in a amount of time that short

  • @GhostGamer2073
    @GhostGamer2073 23 дні тому

    with that much speed, and there being no friction in space, as well as him having no objects to throw backwards to gain momentum back to earth, you got him. thats it.

  • @gabecoatess
    @gabecoatess Рік тому +245

    I wonder if the same concept can be applied to SCP-173. Given that it may only be able to move if there’s something to push off of even if it doesn’t really push in any way.

    • @HacksignKT
      @HacksignKT Рік тому +4

      *CRUNCH*

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 Рік тому +11

      They can definitely do that, but the reason they haven't is because they still need to understand how the object works to counter possible objects that is similar to 173.
      Also there are certain objects that has severe consequences if they were apptehended or destroyed. So sometimes it's best to leave it alone or contain and secure it.

    • @tungsten2009
      @tungsten2009 Рік тому

      dude has infinite shit tho

    • @zepharephic5381
      @zepharephic5381 10 місяців тому +6

      @@coolice5786 SCP-173 isn't that hard to contain anyway.
      If cameras and constant human surveillance didn't work, they have little eyeball SCP's (forget their number) that can watch it anyway at all times without blinking.
      So I agree with you strongly, it's one of those things where its really not worth fucking around and finding out.

    • @powerdrake2906
      @powerdrake2906 7 місяців тому +1

      @@zepharephic5381 Exactly, cause you never know what's gonna happen. Like the tale of Insect Hell. Where the entire world was destroyed and they had to use SCP-2000 to reset the world. All of that because the foundation underestimated and failed to contain a single anomalous bug

  • @sealandball3043
    @sealandball3043 Рік тому +50

    the question everyone has asked but no one dared to answer

  • @THEDR0NEZ0NE
    @THEDR0NEZ0NE Рік тому +21

    "Even though he wished for death, he was unable to die. Eventually, he stopped thinking."

  • @maryconroy4869
    @maryconroy4869 2 місяці тому +1

    "Slide to the left!" *dodges the most fearsome monster to exist*

  • @m.t-thoughts8919
    @m.t-thoughts8919 Рік тому +26

    *The most complex problems sometimes just require the most simplest solutions*

  • @CodyStriker
    @CodyStriker Рік тому +187

    For those saying he'll jump back if he hits a solid object: Just terminate the person who looked at his photo. Now he's gone forever

    • @tepixel3315
      @tepixel3315 Рік тому +14

      That's- that's actually brilliant.

    • @CodyStriker
      @CodyStriker Рік тому +32

      @@tepixel3315 It's noted in SCP-096's file that he won't stop until the subject/s he's after is terminated so...

    • @elmarka1000
      @elmarka1000 Рік тому +13

      @@CodyStriker wtf
      and that actually sounds like something the foundation would do (unless the person being terminated is an asset to the foundation, which the guy in the video clearly isnt)
      edit: hold on would scp 096 even be able to achieve escape velocity..actually you know what who cares

    • @M3G4T3RR4
      @M3G4T3RR4 Рік тому +16

      That works as long as there are no more photos of 096 left on Earth and as long as he’s not in the range of vision of anyone on Earth, even a small photo that had 096 as only a few pixels on a snowy backdrop was enough to set him off, so he’d best be locked inside something in space or in a prison on a celestial body

    • @CodyStriker
      @CodyStriker Рік тому +1

      @@M3G4T3RR4 Yes, ideally what you'd do is put him in a shuttle and just send it off to space. My comment was mostly just stating what would happen for this specific scenario
      As for photo-wise, that'd be a containment issue for the Foundation...
      And as you mentioned regarding vision, what would count for him to be triggered by someone back on earth?

  • @arctic_flamingo9586
    @arctic_flamingo9586 Рік тому +25

    Great animation, would love to see a part 2 of this!

    • @morganjenkins8464
      @morganjenkins8464 Рік тому +4

      Our man is just having a pint somewhere 3-10 years from now and 96 just crashes through the ceiling

  • @Rifter46
    @Rifter46 Місяць тому +1

    this is so hilarious, one of the most dangerous SCP was defeated by a human farting his way to the right

  • @Ambrose_TNJ
    @Ambrose_TNJ Рік тому +28

    I don't know how high above the Earth's surface the astronaut is at, but can we all agree that the Shy Guy has some sick knees to be able to reach the space man in only 15 seconds?

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer Рік тому +5

      There was a time lapse. If he got there in 15 seconds he’d be rushing past the astronaut MUCH faster than he actually did.

    • @fm56001
      @fm56001 Рік тому +3

      @@CramcrumBrewbringer thats something i had'nt considered, but if im going to be honest, this whole video is kinda unrealistic and not a good source of measurments

    • @killerwithoutcanary
      @killerwithoutcanary Рік тому

      14000 miles per hour

  • @SolitarySpade_Davon
    @SolitarySpade_Davon Рік тому +15

    The only instance where the cha-cha slide defeats lovecraftian horror

  • @josephwilliams5292
    @josephwilliams5292 Рік тому +7

    This is legit foolproof when you consider that it’s actually extremely unlikely for you to hit anything if you just randomly launch yourself into space

    • @nefarioulyte9996
      @nefarioulyte9996 Рік тому

      This isn't foolproof when you consider that what goes up must come down

    • @sayansaha155
      @sayansaha155 Рік тому +6

      ​@@nefarioulyte9996 it is extremely foolproof considering 096 due to achieving escape velocity is now unbound from Earth's gravitational pull.

    • @sandeepgill9975
      @sandeepgill9975 Рік тому

      @@nefarioulyte9996What comes up only goes down if it’s still in earths gravitational field

  • @Mark-Wilson
    @Mark-Wilson Рік тому +21

    You're doing full on animations now?
    Epic.

  • @aaamogusthespiderever2566
    @aaamogusthespiderever2566 Рік тому +18

    If you guys are wondering why this isn’t the actual containment method for scp 096, it’s because that same scp has saved the foundation’s ass a few times

    • @ChuckUFarley90
      @ChuckUFarley90 Рік тому

      When and How?
      I'd like to read that story.

    • @tutel9496
      @tutel9496 Рік тому

      How

    • @santiagoindisguise7289
      @santiagoindisguise7289 Рік тому +8

      ​@@tutel9496 idk but they have pictures of a dude so shy that he will do anything to reach you. I can already imagine this could be used to eliminate other dangerous scps

    • @dabaruknemuhar1981
      @dabaruknemuhar1981 Рік тому +2

      They used 096 to effectively kill SCP 4666 the Yule Man. A scientist who survived the Yule Man's slaughter as a kid lays out a trap for him. As soon as 4666 kills the scientist, he pulls out a photo of 096 and slaps it on 4666's face. At that moment, 096 bursts through a container nearby and goes to town on the Yule Man.

    • @koalabro6118
      @koalabro6118 Рік тому +2

      @@dabaruknemuhar1981 that was in a theoretical short story, but the idea rings true. You want a humanoid dead, you give it an eyeful of 96.

  • @dreammirrorbrony1240
    @dreammirrorbrony1240 Рік тому +58

    I have always said, one of the best solutions to many scps is rocket them into the Sun. 096 is one of those.

    • @idontknowwhatimdoing4792
      @idontknowwhatimdoing4792 10 місяців тому

      They tried that sun started moving towards Earth

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop 8 місяців тому +2

      plasma is matter. 096 could still just jump back to Earth

    • @Mr_Mist_teller_of_tales
      @Mr_Mist_teller_of_tales 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@idontknowwhatimdoing4792 Wait WHAT

    • @Ryuuu6581
      @Ryuuu6581 7 місяців тому

      ​@@idontknowwhatimdoing4792IS THAT A FREAKING KNOWING REFERENCE

    • @Lefkefb
      @Lefkefb 6 місяців тому

      Not much a kind of matter that you can make physical contact cuz its to light to make effect and feedback force​@@uncroppedsoop

  • @yanisvangrunderbeeck
    @yanisvangrunderbeeck 7 місяців тому +28

    Just wait till he hit a star or planet 0:53

    • @BeepUKV
      @BeepUKV 6 місяців тому +4

      Everone alive will be long gone before that

  • @rafibistshock7628
    @rafibistshock7628 Рік тому +6

    I'm really glad there's an actual story where the scp doesn't have some bullshit level of invincibility and has a weakness that enables it to fail at least once

    • @greenbeastofthehiddenleaf
      @greenbeastofthehiddenleaf Рік тому

      Ikr

    • @Saiku584
      @Saiku584 Рік тому

      I hope some nerds out there not interrupt this by making solution of how it get back to earth

    • @davefromreality
      @davefromreality Рік тому +2

      @@Saiku584Well good news realistically there is no way for him to come back, at least for the next million years or so.

    • @Saiku584
      @Saiku584 Рік тому

      @@davefromreality oh great, finally we get rid the unstable baldie 😹😹

  • @Ollie-406
    @Ollie-406 Рік тому +38

    With all the power the SCP foundation has, you'd think they'd just throw all these SCPs that they wanna kill into the sun, or into space, y'know? Like, surely 682's regenerative capabilities can't out-preform the raw power of the sun. And if 096 gets thrown out into space or ends up in a black hole or something? I don't care how physics defying he is, he aint coming back.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 Рік тому +33

      They did. They launched 682 into the sun. You wanna know what happened? He came back. He came back, on fire, and very upset.

    • @stew-03
      @stew-03 Рік тому +11

      They tried that with 682 and it went south quickly

    • @stew-03
      @stew-03 Рік тому +10

      096 on the other hand would be stuck in the sun forever

    • @gtuhgyuhjtijntuy8jk7yh-dv9bv
      @gtuhgyuhjtijntuy8jk7yh-dv9bv Рік тому

      or they can..... assuming the scp foundation have the tech to travel 1000 light years at the speed of like we could send him to Sagittarius A and well nothing can't escape it we don't know for show what will happened even light can escape it but number 1 he gets sucked in and crosses the event horizon for 096 seconds for him might be decades on earth because it bends space time it self so 096 is gonna be turned into atoms once the black hole like explode idk that part number 2 he end sup in a 5 dimenchn reality and most likely never return back number 3 he travels to a different universe and like number 2 will prob never come back to are universe because we don't know if this us true there are infinitely amount of universes number 4 he ends up in a void forever. this cases are prob not gonna happened to 096

    • @Kreshura-tm5rb
      @Kreshura-tm5rb Рік тому +2

      ​@@stew-03yea until he figures out how to implode the sun, the he may be coming back

  • @DizzyIndy
    @DizzyIndy Рік тому +27

    While this seems like a great way to get rid of 096, you have to remember it will do ANYTHING to get to its targets
    Therefore-
    096 would probably rip some flesh or organs out and throw them in the opposite direction until it had enough speed to get to the target

    • @topt8337
      @topt8337 Рік тому +13

      Well, he travelled from earth all the way to space in 15 seconds
      Considering that the astronaut is on the same orbit as ISS which is about 408km, 096 was going 27.2 km/s which is faster than 3rd cosmic speed.
      I dont think it has enough organs to stop itself at this point lol

    • @DizzyIndy
      @DizzyIndy Рік тому +13

      @topt8337 it regenerates organs and is shown to have EXTREME strength, it can probably throw its organs fast enough to catch up

    • @Myte-kz4bv
      @Myte-kz4bv Рік тому +5

      @@DizzyIndy terminate the subject the moment 096 passes him.

    • @DizzyIndy
      @DizzyIndy Рік тому +1

      @@Myte-kz4bv probably will work until someone looks up into space randomly and sees like 1 atom of his face

    • @zloth54
      @zloth54 Рік тому +1

      @@Myte-kz4bv genius!!

  • @RaulLopez-yq2el
    @RaulLopez-yq2el 10 місяців тому +8

    Lmfao! That little "pffft" to move stronaut dude to the left got me good! Was not expecting such a comical maneuver 😂😂💀

    • @Bluubeamm
      @Bluubeamm 9 місяців тому

      Yeah dude literally farted and killed 096 😂

  • @michaelcreech8957
    @michaelcreech8957 Рік тому +9

    I'm surprised "yeet it into space" isn't the solution for more SCP's

  • @BigDictator5335
    @BigDictator5335 Рік тому +26

    Let's hope he actually reached escape velocity and doesn't just fall back down.

    • @049_plague_doctor
      @049_plague_doctor Рік тому +37

      somebody calculated the speed in a different comment
      he is going faster then the suns escaoe velocity
      and i qoute from that commenter ''that bitch going interstellar''

    • @GerryRR
      @GerryRR 10 місяців тому

      ​@@049_plague_doctoryeah but the animation isn't consistent with that calculation so it makes more sense to assume that a lot of waiting was cut. There's no compression heating of the atmosphere, and the amount of force 96 would have needed to jump that high would have been a lot more than the surface he was on could have handled. Moreover at that speed and at this scale of shot 96 would likely not have been captured for even a single frame as he passed the astronaut.
      No, 96 was going maybe the speed of a car on the highway and is definitely falling right back down.

    • @alucardlolxd9377
      @alucardlolxd9377 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@GerryRRif he was going the speed of a car on the highway he would never have made it that high wtf? It's called escape velocity for a reason, you need to be moving at that speed to escape the gravitational pull of the earth. Going at around 100 mph for example isn't gonna get you out of the Earth's gravitational pull like they were displaying in the video.

    • @alucardlolxd9377
      @alucardlolxd9377 10 місяців тому

      Also as for the surface he was on the calculation takes away that factor. Not every single thing a fictional character does is gonna be consistent with reality.

  • @FollowTheOwl
    @FollowTheOwl Рік тому +12

    kids looking into the sky: oh it is so pretty!
    the unkillable monster which is now going back into earth: 🍷🗿

    • @horrormatrix9080
      @horrormatrix9080 Рік тому +1

      Yeah you don’t exactly need to know your looking at him to trigger him
      If you see his face at all
      Then your now marked for death

  • @gordonfreemen1920
    @gordonfreemen1920 6 місяців тому +1

    Imagine the secret press conference where the 0-5 council comes out and says "ladies and gentleman... we got him"

  • @superkartoffel7479
    @superkartoffel7479 Рік тому +16

    I would really like to see all the SCP foundations space activities summarized.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Рік тому

      Given how many SCP's could reasonably be disposed of by not having them on Earth, I'd have to guess they have very few if any. My headcanon is the SCP foundation simply does not have the budget, ironically because they're spending so much money on the current containment procedures.

  • @phofers
    @phofers Рік тому +17

    I get that he’d have to jump incredibly fast to get there, but how do we ABSOLUTELY know he was over escape velocity?

    • @JackWithASnack
      @JackWithASnack Рік тому +1

      what are you suggesting here?

    • @049_plague_doctor
      @049_plague_doctor Рік тому +8

      dont worry somebody calculated it in the comments
      hes going over escape velocity and even over the suns escape velocity

  • @milesmojave8223
    @milesmojave8223 Рік тому +20

    I've always said this is the solution and you've read my mind and made it a reality (relatively speaking)
    Bloody well done.

  • @kapatz09
    @kapatz09 10 місяців тому +3

    A lot of people saying "even if you launch 096 into space everybody that looks up will still see him", well, why not just put him in a near indestructible crate and send him into space using a rocket or something? Easiest way to rid of our problems with 096.

    • @MrVlad12340
      @MrVlad12340 22 дні тому

      They saying wrong. To trigger his rage mode you have to visually acknowledge him. Well, i mean your peepers have to “detect” him. So if he is so far away nobody can see him visually, even if they look in his direction, he wont rage.
      Same goes with 96 and room full of dense smoke or 96 covered behind several layers of cover and so on.

  • @Sandvich592
    @Sandvich592 Рік тому +225

    Problem: as we know, you dont really need to see his face and understand it to enrage him
    That means, as long as his face is facing towards earth at some point which is very likely as he was spinning, EVERY person who looks up at the sky will have him in their line of sight. This means that if he ever lands on a celestial body hes gonna be pissed because by that point nearly every living being on earth has seen him at some point. Maybe it doesnt work like this but if you can see his face from 4 pixels, you can see him from soace

    • @luckygrunt
      @luckygrunt Рік тому +78

      Let me ask you this; Can you see a rock on the moon from Earth without specialist equipment?
      No. Of course not. During their life, the average human will look in any possible direction. That means that at some point, all humans would've looked at SCP-096 in one way or another whilst it was in containment.
      You have to physically see 096's face for it to become enraged whether by video, photo, or seeing it in person. Once 096's distance from the Earth's surface is sufficient enough, it would no longer be visible without specialist equipment. Meaning it's face wouldn't be visible and therefore it wouldn't be enraged. Maybe a few humans saw it's face as it jumped into orbit, but by then, it's too late. 096 has already reached escape velocity.
      Pictures, videos, and seeing him in person are the only recorded ways that 096 will become enraged.

    • @Borispocalypse
      @Borispocalypse Рік тому +86

      remember; the 4 pixels guy had the photo for months before he noticed what he thought at the time was a patch of discoloured snow.

    • @jacobbachman4014
      @jacobbachman4014 Рік тому +4

      Paper bag on head.

    • @sandeepgill9975
      @sandeepgill9975 Рік тому +3

      @@BorispocalypseThat isn’t 4 pixels, that’s clearly a high resolution picture

    • @dharkbizkit
      @dharkbizkit Рік тому +2

      until that happens, everyone that looked is already dead

  • @gangipengi
    @gangipengi Рік тому +13

    "096 hits a space rock and is able to redirect himself."

    • @calirs5120
      @calirs5120 8 місяців тому +1

      Sure. IF. Which is really unlikely. I don't think the people in the comment section truly understand how vast, and large space truly is. Even at the speed of light. It takes the Suns rays 8 minutes to reach us.
      If 096 lands onto another celestial body, which again is really unlikely, by the time he gets back to where the Earth was, the Earth has already moved. Because its orbits the sun. I can't believe people don't know this.

    • @gangipengi
      @gangipengi 8 місяців тому +2

      @@calirs5120 Ngl, I did not think about that.

  • @lindsay8320
    @lindsay8320 Рік тому +6

    I literally gave the shy guy the finger when he flew past the astronaut LOL

  • @marianokaz1503
    @marianokaz1503 Рік тому +1

    Suddenly, SCP 096 stopped thinking...

  • @tommycoolatta6533
    @tommycoolatta6533 Рік тому +5

    Serious respect to the guy who took a picture of him and lived

    • @bowldawg4394
      @bowldawg4394 Рік тому +1

      They can likely automate taking a photo of 096's face with just a drone, tough luck verifying that you actually got a good enough photo though

    • @theravenlordmasterofthevib8991
      @theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 Рік тому +1

      @@bowldawg4394apparently it still enters its rage state even after someone views a photo that’s been truncated down to only 4 pixels

    • @bowldawg4394
      @bowldawg4394 Рік тому

      @@theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 Yes, the key is to take the photo with as little human intervention as possible

    • @theravenlordmasterofthevib8991
      @theravenlordmasterofthevib8991 Рік тому +1

      @@bowldawg4394 oh I just meant that because of that fact presumably any photo is good enough if the camera is pointed in even the general direction of its face

  • @phantomswine
    @phantomswine Рік тому +3

    Everybody’s gangster until he makes his way into the sun and survives then proceeds to get it rated and bring it down

  • @Bobcaesar
    @Bobcaesar Рік тому +9

    Imagine looking through a telescope to see 096 just floating around space

    • @alexwatt19
      @alexwatt19 Рік тому +1

      Damn, you speedrunned SCP-96's rage

    • @onerxowns2202
      @onerxowns2202 Рік тому +2

      So? Yes it would be angry at you, but what it can do?

    • @Bobcaesar
      @Bobcaesar Рік тому +2

      @@onerxowns2202 Nothing but it would be quite scary.

  • @justanotherperson2960
    @justanotherperson2960 9 місяців тому +1

    Did everyone miss the fact that 96 used the earth rotation to its advantage and "curved" towards the astronaut? It is technically having an alongtrack velocity now, if not, the radial velocity will contribute to the alongtrack velocity which will either put it in orbit or have a parabolic path to reentry. Possibly both. Best would be to have an ever-thrusting system attached to 96 before jumping and just when it is closing in on the astronaut, the thruster should fire in full thrust mode, accelerating it instantaneously to deep space. Then self destruct.