Dan and Phil talking fondly about boys - not straight compilation (2/3)

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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    shout out to perksofbeingaphangirl0; • "Ummm Dan" compilation
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    The next part is the spiciest one i swear to god u have no idea

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  • @elliebee9742
    @elliebee9742 7 років тому +432

    Louise's face when Dan says sexually ambiguous is my fave thing ever

  • @classypotato9043
    @classypotato9043 7 років тому +613

    Phil: People are attracted to people they're like
    Dan: *gets the same hair stylist as Phil, is around the same height as Phil, has fringe like Phil, is getting paler like Phil, is being punny like Phil... *

    • @soliloquy113
      @soliloquy113 7 років тому +23

      or the curling video because Phil wanted hair like Dan's

    • @toomanycolors5774
      @toomanycolors5774 5 років тому +12

      Dan: *changes hairstyle*
      Phil: *changes hairstyle*

    • @giaobr168
      @giaobr168 5 років тому +3

      i’m laughing in june 2019

    • @fredzys1795
      @fredzys1795 5 років тому +3

      🌈you were infact correct🌈

  • @ryleigh1984
    @ryleigh1984 7 років тому +204

    they're straight.
    STRAIGHT UP IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER
    but like no homo.

  • @aimees4086
    @aimees4086 7 років тому +935

    Daniel Howell: no homo
    Daniel Howell: *literally marries phil* can I just say something? No homo.

    • @classypotato9043
      @classypotato9043 7 років тому +27

      he'd just do it for the lols, just totally ironically tho

    • @hadley513
      @hadley513 7 років тому +32

      just giving the fans what they want

    • @aimees4086
      @aimees4086 7 років тому +10

      A Trashbag Named Kara he actually would tbf

    • @haleymarnette5654
      @haleymarnette5654 7 років тому +13

      He wouldn't say "No homo." He'd go "*Snort* OIII"

    • @aimees4086
      @aimees4086 7 років тому +3

      Haley Marnette oh my god yes

  • @voltronkilledme6652
    @voltronkilledme6652 7 років тому +990

    They're both straight guys
    *Straight as a circle*

    • @nommiclopse8128
      @nommiclopse8128 7 років тому +16

      k2ss13 they actually came out as bi years ago

    • @garb8933
      @garb8933 7 років тому +7

      nommiclopse Yeah but sexuallity changes.

    • @jasminestones9536
      @jasminestones9536 7 років тому +4

      ......well with them we cant really assume...

    • @shalouise03
      @shalouise03 7 років тому +33

      STRAIGHT AS A RAINBOW SLINKY

    • @malinarico1673
      @malinarico1673 7 років тому +1

      k2ss13 HAHA 😂..

  • @allidc
    @allidc 7 років тому +426

    such heterosexual, much straight, v not gay

  • @nothanks9011
    @nothanks9011 7 років тому +302

    "Sexually ambiguous"
    DICTIONARY DEFINITION;
    Person/persons is not displaying their sexual orientation. Meaning, it's difficult for others to say with certainty what the sexual orientation of that person is.
    At Least He Realizes.

  • @almondli
    @almondli 7 років тому +554

    I can't even think straight anymore lol

  • @emmamurphy4882
    @emmamurphy4882 7 років тому +329

    Phil: "I already look like Voldemort
    Dan: "I would bang Voldemort"
    Me: *dies*

  • @elliebee9742
    @elliebee9742 7 років тому +340

    JUST A REMINDER NEITHER OF THEM HAS EVER SAID THEY WERE STRAIGHT LIKE EVER DAN HAS JUST SAID HES NOT GAY BUT HUN U STRAIGHT AS A CURLY FRY

    • @alessandrabelmont486
      @alessandrabelmont486 7 років тому +24

      Elliebee I believe he told somewhere he was bi

    • @ramentara4056
      @ramentara4056 7 років тому +21

      Elliebee Dan once said on Twitter that he likes vagina but that was in 2012 and I don't trust anything from that year

    • @elle3722
      @elle3722 7 років тому +15

      Limerenced if he really is bi then why it wouldn't be true? it's not like he said that he likes ONLY vagina, you know

    • @elliebee9742
      @elliebee9742 7 років тому +8

      They said in like a TON of old asks from like 2009 that they are bi

    • @elle3722
      @elle3722 7 років тому +6

      I know! and I believe that they are bi. just some people don't - that's why I said it like that

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 7 років тому +250

    Jesus, what was Dan doing to that microphone? I nearly choked on my popcorn!

    • @fiona1396
      @fiona1396 7 років тому +81

      is "popcorn" slang for something? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @pukebox__
      @pukebox__ 7 років тому +7

      Your Average Art Nerd instead of popcorn i used to say cockporn,,,,

  • @gay9706
    @gay9706 7 років тому +203

    when dan said "cheeky bum secks" to tyler i said out loud "but ur both bottoms"

    • @starchildyoongi6026
      @starchildyoongi6026 7 років тому +10

      apologeticpotato why did i bust out laughing at this? i literally read it laughed and then screamed out true 😂😂

    • @nvmindem
      @nvmindem 7 років тому

      apologeticpotato noo, don't you know about varsatyler?

    • @alecia2760
      @alecia2760 5 років тому +5

      starchildyoongi Dan is ‘versatile’

  • @PuffyWuzHere
    @PuffyWuzHere 7 років тому +332

    the part at 8:00 is so underappreciated lol

    • @evataki2226
      @evataki2226 7 років тому +50

      DeathNoteKiraluver he literally came out

    • @ripchannel5554
      @ripchannel5554 7 років тому +23

      DeathNoteKiraluver Idk why people don't talk about it more, I flipped out before when he said that

    • @Carina5707
      @Carina5707 7 років тому +33

      DeathNoteKiraluver really though. I remember when that video came out and people were freaking out about something random in the comments...no one was talking about it...and I wrote a comment about it and all the replies were like "WHAT WHERE OMG" but then I got attacked by antis lol. It's so like dan too, to give the people what they want to know but super casually like it's a throwaway thing. But I think that's how he feels about it. He doesn't like labels, he doesn't talk about his personal life, and I think the thought of making a "coming out" video of any variety would just be cringe to him. I just think it's funny that they're so obviously bi but antis and idiots seem to rule the conversation most times.

    • @ronnybunny
      @ronnybunny 6 років тому +2

      My first language isn't english so I don't kinda get it. What does it mean?

    • @kaydonkurr4175
      @kaydonkurr4175 6 років тому +2

      ummm he's basically saying he has experience with boys/men....

  • @cerisewoodson7922
    @cerisewoodson7922 6 років тому +26

    "As I'm licking all the cream dripping from my crepe"
    *eyes go huge and realizes his mistakes*

  • @DedicateMcCurds
    @DedicateMcCurds 7 років тому +60

    I died when This is What Dreams are Made of started playing

  • @frutillajavi
    @frutillajavi 7 років тому +176

    “freudian slip” i'm sCREAMING

  • @mauradob
    @mauradob 7 років тому +31

    Louise's face when Dan says "sexually ambiguous" is literally the best thing!!!

  • @lilyabrams2404
    @lilyabrams2404 7 років тому +92

    Dan has tweeted: "fyi I like vagina".
    Dan has had probably more boy crushes than girl crushes tbh.
    Dan has said: "I am not gay".
    I have never heard/seen Dan say: "I am straight".
    Dan has LITERALLY written (years ago): "I am bi"
    tHeReFoRe…

  • @starks6133
    @starks6133 7 років тому +30

    Phil listening to Death Of A Bachelor was everything

  • @phanicatmychemicalemo8276
    @phanicatmychemicalemo8276 7 років тому +903

    I'm kinda suprised it's not 10 hours long
    Also, can you believe there are still people saying they're straight?
    edit - lolzor I just read the description

    • @danitsag4383
      @danitsag4383 7 років тому +15

      Phanic! at The Disco i mean I'm pretty sure Dan has said that he isn't straight (diss track)

    • @phanicatmychemicalemo8276
      @phanicatmychemicalemo8276 7 років тому +6

      lmao literally

    • @gabbi5455
      @gabbi5455 7 років тому +11

      Phanic! at The Disco ikr people say phil is straight and dan is gay but both of them said they were bi soooooo yeah we are right they are wrong :D

    • @youcanneverleavethephandom7329
      @youcanneverleavethephandom7329 7 років тому +53

      Both have said they don't like to label themselves, I think they just like who they like and it doesn't matter what sex the person is , but it looks like like dan is more interested /attracted to guys :)

    • @phanicatmychemicalemo8276
      @phanicatmychemicalemo8276 7 років тому +1

      YouCanNever LeaveThePHANDOM Exactlyyyy

  • @salsabilladwiputriperbatas9610
    @salsabilladwiputriperbatas9610 7 років тому +181

    oh my god!!2 straight bros just casually talking about other bros

  • @cheyenne7636
    @cheyenne7636 7 років тому +41

    dan with the twins killed me lmao

  • @rediiusodas3283
    @rediiusodas3283 6 років тому +70

    seeing them casually and fondly talking about boys makes me really happy. not because I ship them, (I don’t lol) because I’m a lesbian and when people I really admire are lgbt it makes me feel a sort of solidarity and connection with them.

  • @eleanor6628
    @eleanor6628 7 років тому +156

    I still can't get over the fact Dan bought fricking Brokeback Mountain the gayest film in the world

  • @user-yx4kh3if1f
    @user-yx4kh3if1f 7 років тому +73

    Ppl that say: "omg they r soooo straight" are not real phan fans probably

    • @TheRenCoco
      @TheRenCoco 5 років тому

      The Ultimate Dorito I’m gonna leave a virtual like because I don’t want to ruin the 69 likes. 👍🏾. Accurate though

  • @mimiHTcat
    @mimiHTcat 6 років тому +11

    a person of the male gender: [is cute]
    dan and phil: 👏🏼😩😍

  • @callie4675
    @callie4675 6 років тому +11

    ‘You can interpret that in a bunch of different way......And frankly all of them would be true’
    HE BASICALLY ADMITTED HE WAS AT LEAST BI OMG

  • @eltrashcan6486
    @eltrashcan6486 7 років тому +20

    i see "dan and phil" + "not straight" and i click it's as simple as that.
    also, beautiful description. much truth.

  • @mikogale
    @mikogale 7 років тому +309

    NotGay™

  • @trytoavoidthoseeyes1801
    @trytoavoidthoseeyes1801 7 років тому +33

    I'm feeling gay today.

  • @monamour4310
    @monamour4310 7 років тому +15

    broo, I just opened youtube and this popped up without clicking any thing but tbh I'm not mad at it

  • @JorkinMyPeanitss
    @JorkinMyPeanitss 5 років тому +5

    3:42 . Am I the only one who loves seeing how much of a fucking giant Dan is compared to everyone that isn't Phil 😂

  • @Alice-gp4wr
    @Alice-gp4wr 7 років тому +9

    Phil: "I already look like Voldemort."
    Dan: "I would BANG Voldemort."

  • @alexisnotonfire599
    @alexisnotonfire599 7 років тому +67

    BURGER GAY

  • @hannahv3816
    @hannahv3816 5 років тому +6

    THIS AGED WELL

  • @SalamanderMagic
    @SalamanderMagic 7 років тому +8

    9:13 "People are attracted to people that they look like" DOES HE NOT REALIZE THAT DAN AND HIM LOOK SUPER SIMILAR. (I mean, they really don't, but everyone mixes them up so I guess they do?)

  • @shakibzz
    @shakibzz 7 років тому +5

    oMG JUST READ THE DESCRIPTION AND I HAVENT BEEN IN THE TUMBLR SIDE OF PHANDOM FOR SO LONG AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE WHOLE THING WITH PHIL BEING ON TOP AND OMG
    good times. that was an eternity ago wow

  • @janisc3683
    @janisc3683 7 років тому +10

    It doesn't matter what sexuality they are and I can't state that for them. I'm just watching for the pure joy. I'm grinning like an idiot.

  • @gracec963
    @gracec963 5 років тому +7

    me watching this knowing what I know now from dan's video

  • @spubbyj6566
    @spubbyj6566 5 років тому +9

    OK BUT NOW WE KNO THAT THE MESSAGES IN THE BEGINNING ARE REAL

  • @LiisiB
    @LiisiB 7 років тому +4

    note to self: never chew gum while watching vids about dan and/or phil.
    i started choking

  • @ingeborgmikkelsen9078
    @ingeborgmikkelsen9078 7 років тому +3

    As a norwegian, hearing Dan talking like that about Alexander Rybak makes me v happy!

  • @char_the_shark
    @char_the_shark 6 років тому +1

    1:15 phil u have a quiff now and let me say you are slaying it

  • @black-rose4014
    @black-rose4014 7 років тому +72

    Totes straight 100%

  • @arwenb6340
    @arwenb6340 7 років тому +22

    9:36 DAN NEEDS JESUS

  • @littlebiscuit5301
    @littlebiscuit5301 7 років тому +19

    Can you just imagine dan being kissed on the cheeks by those twins,I think he'd explode and get so red and happy like Cara delevingne on that pic from facebook

  • @emn-emm
    @emn-emm 7 років тому +11

    Omfg the mic 😂

  • @ralyks420
    @ralyks420 7 років тому +8

    Dan talking about how he liked Brokeback mountain, ahhhhhh

  • @paul1n3
    @paul1n3 7 років тому +17

    Nohomo™

  • @Eveoriginalsinner
    @Eveoriginalsinner 5 років тому +2

    Phil gives off such top energy with Tyler???

  • @shachh7869
    @shachh7869 7 років тому +11

    3:55 i'm on the floor

  • @lightisgone7777
    @lightisgone7777 5 років тому +1

    When Dan was talking about Alexander Rybak, I felt that, he stole my heart too

  • @cora001videos
    @cora001videos 7 років тому +2

    "what are your thoughts on Alexander Rybak?"
    Dan: he stole my heart
    dan is so hilarious like i think i might kill myself over how hilarious he is. lolololol he meant to say phil stole his heart but got mixed up between the name Alexander and Phillip. it's okay i always mix them up, Dan 😂😂

  • @oliviadwsa
    @oliviadwsa 5 років тому +2

    when I tell you there are tears from laughing at the microphone thing

  • @knittedrachael
    @knittedrachael 7 років тому

    dan in the video with jack and finn is sooo funny because he's absolutely freaking out on the inside + you can totally tell

  • @ripe4532
    @ripe4532 7 років тому +2

    i love how the first few clips were about voldemort

  • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
    @KurtCobainsMicrophone 5 років тому +4

    "Do you think I'm secretly gay for anthony?"
    Well you're gay, but not for anthony, just in general lol

  • @mirza2975
    @mirza2975 7 років тому +13

    I can't tell if there acting straighter or gayer as the years go on

  • @sofia-rosegionomo8201
    @sofia-rosegionomo8201 2 роки тому

    Dan literally giving a handy to a microphone on stage while staring at phil is my favorite thing on the internet

  • @mani-png
    @mani-png 5 років тому +6

    **sees that everyone from this comment section is from 2 years ago**
    **screams**
    THEYGAY

  • @isaiahtheraccoon8928
    @isaiahtheraccoon8928 6 років тому +1

    Wow I sure hope that microphone gave enthusiastic and informed consent

  • @savmiller8327
    @savmiller8327 5 років тому +1

    Dan: I was thinking about what we have in common. Tyler: dOn’T bE suspicious. 😂

  • @zoe_murtagh_03
    @zoe_murtagh_03 4 роки тому +4

    I'm bi and autistic, two ways I can't think straight! Lol!

  • @daisymay8575
    @daisymay8575 5 років тому +3

    has anyone else noticed that phil turns american when he's around tyler oakley

  • @rubymaed4815
    @rubymaed4815 3 роки тому +1

    That bloody banana 🤦‍♀️ just imagine if someone walked in on him doing that 😂

  • @elliebee9742
    @elliebee9742 7 років тому +4

    JUST A REMINDER THEYVE NEVER SAID THAT THEY ARE STRAIGHT DAN JUST SAID THAT HES NOT GAY AND THEY BOTH SAID THAT THEY WERE BI MULTIPLE TIMES IN OLD ASKS

  • @pirellie
    @pirellie 6 років тому

    ‘why does his hair always look so good’
    baha same phil

  • @shp3080
    @shp3080 7 років тому

    the way dan gave that fucking microphone a fucking hand job
    fucking *I CANT BREATHE*

  • @jae3432
    @jae3432 7 років тому +5

    @7:40 - 7:50.
    My feeling toward sangwoo

  • @nightsocoolioyep7663
    @nightsocoolioyep7663 5 років тому +1

    I'm here after The Video, this all hits differently babes

  • @aced7938
    @aced7938 5 років тому +1

    Dan fondling the microphone was the best one

  • @cas.rose.x
    @cas.rose.x 6 років тому

    Possibly an II spoiler but at the Toronto show, dan was talking about anime and he said "have you ever seen an anime boy then seen a real boy? Its crushing"

  • @mellohi_disc7781
    @mellohi_disc7781 7 років тому +23

    There. Settled. They're both are/were bi.

    • @guiafb99
      @guiafb99 7 років тому +1

      xoAlmi how does someone change their sexuality?

    • @kenz8902
      @kenz8902 7 років тому

      ^^^

  • @lollymax117
    @lollymax117 5 років тому +2

    3:44 dan and Phil make nick Jonas look incredibly small

  • @loishavert71
    @loishavert71 5 років тому +2

    😂Brokeback mountain.. Come on. That's about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

  • @robinwood9990
    @robinwood9990 5 років тому

    I’m so glad that there are 3 parts to this

  • @cal6739
    @cal6739 5 років тому +4

    I honestly thought that Dan was gay when I first started watching them, not even kidding

  • @kainovember
    @kainovember 6 років тому +1

    "AWKWARD SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS NERD" - dan

  • @Leah-yh5sj
    @Leah-yh5sj 6 років тому

    PHIL DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH A QUIFF BUT HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE NOW !!!

  • @datcog1688
    @datcog1688 6 років тому +1

    HE HAS THE QUIFF NOW 1:20

  • @user-wh8eh1rs7d
    @user-wh8eh1rs7d 5 років тому +2

    Phil talks about how bad he would look with a quif
    Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rrrrreeeeeeaaalllllyyyyyy???

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 5 років тому +1

    I heard the song Fairytale by Alexander (Rybak?) and it is a really good song! The violin is super cool, love the melody and tone of the song. It’s kinda sad and nostalgic in a good way XP would highly suggest a listen

  • @isadorafrediano9940
    @isadorafrediano9940 7 років тому

    Well, I've had the goofiest smile on my face the whole time, so thanks!

  • @giaobr168
    @giaobr168 5 років тому

    well doesn’t this hit differently

  • @disnotcreative9064
    @disnotcreative9064 7 років тому

    fond memories of the photobooth challenge and the truth or dares

  • @fckgutz
    @fckgutz 7 років тому +3

    Yes I needed this

  • @rubymaed4815
    @rubymaed4815 3 роки тому +1

    The description 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youboring4219
    @youboring4219 7 років тому

    The clip at 7:55 got me in the hospital. How come when I first watched that video I didn't pick up on it but when I watch this it's like BAM

  • @harland.2616
    @harland.2616 7 років тому +5

    Dan honey broke back mountain is about GAY COWBOYS

  • @Ghostly_Gal_
    @Ghostly_Gal_ 5 років тому +3

    *tHis hiTS diFfERenT*

  • @chaosmeetspeace994
    @chaosmeetspeace994 4 роки тому +2

    Why is no one talking about the fact that Dan bought Brokeback Mountain?? Like how did y’all not know?😂

  • @cheerskiittenkitty5025
    @cheerskiittenkitty5025 7 років тому +3

    Awesome video can't wait for part three.

  • @cliquecommunity4655
    @cliquecommunity4655 7 років тому +22

    yeeeeeeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @maddiefine9681
    @maddiefine9681 6 років тому

    as soon as he said he ordered movies at 5:13 i knew it was gonna be brokeback mountain

  • @myahkip4520
    @myahkip4520 7 років тому

    dan has pretty much came out already

  • @Strutsiina
    @Strutsiina 7 років тому +1

    that last tyler one oh my god I can't stop laughing

  • @Links313
    @Links313 7 років тому

    I still can't get over the banana

  • @rubymaed4815
    @rubymaed4815 3 роки тому +1

    The banana made me uncomfortable

  • @CreativeAnneUniverse
    @CreativeAnneUniverse 7 років тому

    i have never seen the "phil's gay for the onceler" clip before oh my god