Being Cautious | Sarah Millican

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  • Опубліковано 30 гру 2019
  • What kind of person are you, a Bumper Car or a Dodgem?
    Watch the FULL Thoroughly Modern Millican show here - bit.ly/3kYpiOA
    Taken from Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) - In this hilarious live performance, 2011's British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican gives instructions on how to make your own treadmill and examines the practicalities of having an orgy.
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    My brand-new tour show 'Bobby Dazzler' is on sale now. For info, dates and tickets go to: sarahmillican.co.uk
    #SarahMillican #ThoroughlyModernMillican

КОМЕНТАРІ • 377

  • @jesseml4303
    @jesseml4303 4 роки тому +131

    I love how she calls everyone flower, so sweet and very british. I left England at 4years old but i still love when women refer to me like that or love/pet.

    • @clumsycolours1677
      @clumsycolours1677 3 роки тому +2

      Jesse Ml is it a British thing? I'm from Australia and I call people mate or dude but that's just me.

    • @pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591
      @pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591 3 роки тому

      It works best with this video when you say "Would you mind keeping still flower!" You need to watch it for a couple of minutes... ua-cam.com/video/tzxdY277vbA/v-deo.html

    • @Boudicca165
      @Boudicca165 3 роки тому +6

      Its dying a little, Jesse. The older 'silver tops' like me still call people love, sweetheart, pet, etc., and my old mum called people ducky.
      She would approach some surly, shady looking character for directions, for instance, and have them eating out of her hands within seconds.
      Young people seem not to do it though, which is a shame.
      I love these regional quirks and customs, I hope they never die out.

    • @jessicahoward9046
      @jessicahoward9046 3 роки тому +3

      I love being called duck 🙂

    • @drshohinidas4051
      @drshohinidas4051 3 роки тому

      I thought she was Irish

  • @weirdral
    @weirdral 4 роки тому +733

    I don't understand how that woman could be sleeping... This is hilarious!

    • @garyshevel
      @garyshevel 4 роки тому +39

      I wondered if anyone else would spot her. Silly moo, missing out on all that brilliant humour from the lovely Sarah.

    • @stacek90
      @stacek90 4 роки тому +162

      It's a joke from the DVD, on Sarah's first DVD a man fell asleep and Sarah got someone to pretend on every DVD she has done since.

    • @garyshevel
      @garyshevel 4 роки тому +42

      @@stacek90- Thanks for that info Stacey. Sarah if you read this reply please consider me for future 'sleeping through your gig'. I'll just listen and have the odd sneaky peek. Alreet pet?.

    • @KD-mb6ph
      @KD-mb6ph 4 роки тому +5

      I hope that you are right. I mean he was bobbing her head quite hard.

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T 4 роки тому +5

      @@stacek90 oh that's amazing 😂

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 4 роки тому +144

    How have I never heard of this woman? I had to pause my lunch break so I didn't choke to death.

  • @bquamb3478
    @bquamb3478 4 роки тому +300

    Seriously though... keep these videos coming. My dishes and laundry can wait.

    • @dippster357
      @dippster357 4 роки тому +2

      BquamB I listen to her while I do my dishes and any thing else as long as it’s not too noisy

    • @duffgirl216
      @duffgirl216 4 роки тому +1

      Same, everything except vacuuming for me!!

    • @highflowerfairy2554
      @highflowerfairy2554 Рік тому +1

      Me, today. lol

  • @lancer525
    @lancer525 4 роки тому +6

    I've finally figured out why Sarah is so funny. It's her stage presence. She's this innocent (appearing) young lady, with a tiny, girlish voice, who talks like normal people do, instead of mincing words and acting holier-than-thou. There is a discontinuity between the appearance and presence, and the "lay it on the line" delivery.
    Brilliant.

  • @indigoogier532
    @indigoogier532 3 роки тому +53

    I love how she really interacts with her audience, it makes her performance so much more dynamic and interesting, the stories she gets from the answers are also hilarious!

  • @potatocorners
    @potatocorners 4 роки тому +318

    Obligatory comment to show my appreciation for your humor and so that the UA-cam algorithm can get on with picking this up and start recommending your vids more to others! Yay!

    • @Sunshine-zm1fx
      @Sunshine-zm1fx 4 роки тому +5

      Amen dude.

    • @edenkasaev6531
      @edenkasaev6531 4 роки тому

      potato does my reply help?

    • @potatocorners
      @potatocorners 4 роки тому

      EDEN KASAEV You betcha! (But also, I barely understand how the new algorithm works anymore so don’t take my word for it HAHA) Still, it shows our appreciation and “engagement (ooh technical term)” with Ms. Millican’s content, anyhow!

    • @drshohinidas4051
      @drshohinidas4051 3 роки тому +1

      It worked !!!

  • @mandapants74
    @mandapants74 4 роки тому +72

    I unplug my toaster because my cat stands on it and I hate the thought of toasted toe beans!

    • @Polyn_the_Sergal
      @Polyn_the_Sergal 3 роки тому +10

      *_always protect the toe beans._*

    • @scarletsinner6868
      @scarletsinner6868 3 роки тому

      I never thought of that with my cats,, that's sooo funny l.o.l.

  • @MrsBucket1984
    @MrsBucket1984 4 роки тому +42

    Jesus.. Phantom period when you have a sweaty crack... Totally relate 😂

  • @caleb_dume
    @caleb_dume 4 роки тому +169

    ahahaha there’s literally a woman asleep at 7:50 😂😂😂
    how could u sleep through this amazing comedy

    • @guardrailbiter
      @guardrailbiter 4 роки тому +16

      My guess: narcolepsy.

    • @caleb_dume
      @caleb_dume 4 роки тому +6

      Eric Martindale that would be a fair guess 🤔 😂

    • @iamgort70
      @iamgort70 4 роки тому +1

      she's pissed...NOT asleep.!

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 4 роки тому +5

      Ben Ryan 'literally'? How does one figuratively sleep?

    • @larrysmith2638
      @larrysmith2638 4 роки тому +13

      Earlier thread said that this was an inside joke. Evidently it happened once for real, and Sarah makes sure that all her DVDs now have someone asleep.

  • @IAmBael
    @IAmBael 3 роки тому +11

    My favourite thing about Sarah is that watching her show and listening to her just feels like hearing her talk about her life and funny stuff that's happened and funny stuff other audiences have said during her shows. It's like hanging out with a really funny friend at a party.

    • @sportscommentaries4396
      @sportscommentaries4396 9 місяців тому +2

      Definitely, and the audience interaction makes it a whole lot better

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 4 роки тому +130

    She's hilarious, she's cute as a button, and I could listen to her dialect all day and night

    • @martinwithani
      @martinwithani 4 роки тому +5

      Accent 😉

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 4 роки тому +4

      She is cute for sure

    • @goltandburlach
      @goltandburlach 4 роки тому +3

      Difference between dialect and accent?

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined 4 роки тому +1

      @@goltandburlach who are you asking?

    • @goltandburlach
      @goltandburlach 4 роки тому +1

      I'll take an answer from anyone, I honestly thought that accent and dialect were interchangeable, like, but, hiney, pet (as my gran used to say)

  • @niallwildwoode7373
    @niallwildwoode7373 4 роки тому +30

    Love your accent. My late stepdad was a Geordie....salt of the earth and more of a dad than my blood father ever was. Miss him.

    • @jayadams681
      @jayadams681 4 роки тому +7

      Its good to miss people. It means they're always with you.

    • @graceygrumble
      @graceygrumble 4 роки тому +5

      Be thankful that you've got someone to miss. Some poor sods have never had a soul who cared. Now, that's a tragedy!

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 роки тому +28

    I get a great big dose of the HAPPY when ever there's a new Sarah Millican clip to click.
    hopefully this time next year we'll have 365 to choose from to Cheer Up A Day.
    Bigg Huggs to Sarah for posting her happiness and Joy, I need all I can get.

  • @greeninferno1339
    @greeninferno1339 3 роки тому +3

    Set-up, Suspension, Delivery. Top level comedic skill at all these things!! Awesome

  • @cenninbach
    @cenninbach 4 роки тому +21

    Sarah's guaranteed to make me laugh even when I'm feeling low.

  • @acrpug1380
    @acrpug1380 4 роки тому +28

    Absolutely loving that Sarah Millican is putting up all these videos! Been binging through them over the last few days 🥰

  • @duchessofdonothing
    @duchessofdonothing 4 роки тому +45

    Please tour the US. We need the cheer.

    • @brandonlantier
      @brandonlantier 4 роки тому +3

      I'd love to see her but fair to say a sizable portion of the crowd might not understand what she's saying, mind you I am from Cajun country and we say things like y'all lol

  • @sunkn8902
    @sunkn8902 4 роки тому +23

    My favourite comedian 😍 I watch her daily!

    • @sunkn8902
      @sunkn8902 4 роки тому +1

      Driving Cat Just through the blinds 🤣

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 4 роки тому +42

    I’ll bring spare underwear but I’ll also get on the biggest rollercoaster, get piercings on a whim and at the same time check my alarm 10 times _just in case_ I hadn’t set it. 🤔

  • @scaussie75
    @scaussie75 4 роки тому +54

    I ❤ smillican. She's so sweet and funny. Who else thinks she sounds like an evil mastermind at the end when she tells you the dishes can wait?

    • @zenobiazenobia1348
      @zenobiazenobia1348 4 роки тому +1

      I love that she has turned the tables on hecklers by making audience participation part of the show. IMO brilliant.

    • @steely6663
      @steely6663 4 роки тому

      Annoying voice.

    • @zenobiazenobia1348
      @zenobiazenobia1348 4 роки тому

      @@steely6663 My best friend in HS had a voice just like that. So I guess I just dont notice it. IMO-STILL brills.😊

    • @davidhoward2487
      @davidhoward2487 4 роки тому

      @@steely6663 Yours?

  • @goodvibrations2751
    @goodvibrations2751 4 роки тому +8

    The cute scream Sarah does 😂😂😂 she is adorable!

  • @doriweishaar4901
    @doriweishaar4901 4 роки тому +3

    In the midst of the pandemic, l needed a shot -O- Sarah !!
    I hadn't actually belly laughed in soooo long lol.l actually forgot about the world at large for a couple hours watching these videos. Thank you Sarah for being who you are😇😇😇

  • @markdodd1152
    @markdodd1152 4 роки тому +3

    I pretty much ignore most emails. And absolutely hate doing dishes. But I love your sense of humor and your routines are the best

  • @nakedinthe818
    @nakedinthe818 4 роки тому +2

    Everything about Sarah cracks me up. Her accent and her terms of endearment are just the beginning. She’s just brilliant!

  • @melodypope8231
    @melodypope8231 4 роки тому +6

    The fanny fart bit killed me dead LOL

  • @dmann1115
    @dmann1115 4 роки тому +13

    I don't know why this is, but Sarah's audiences are the most attractive stand-up audiences I've ever seen!

  • @xXOFrannieOXx
    @xXOFrannieOXx 4 роки тому +20

    Hilarious, great way to start of my new years eve "party on my own". Love ya stuff Sarah

  • @tronds5737
    @tronds5737 4 роки тому +2

    One of my two favorite comedians! Sarah is funny in a warm and friendly sort of way. Her material doesn't feel made up or contrived, it's like watching your funny friend tell stories - only funnier 🙂

  • @TheLadymoonstone
    @TheLadymoonstone 4 роки тому +5

    I've been watching your shows for years. I laugh so hard tears roll out my eyes. Always love to watch your stuff. Thank for the laughter. We need more people like you in the world.
    PS. Extra pants when you laugh so hard you pee a little.

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 4 роки тому +15

    Reading the rules cause I'm all about fun. Lmfao

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 4 роки тому +29

    Sarah: *uploads video*
    Me: *drops everything*
    Seriously though she's got a brilliant North Eastern sense of humour.

    • @stephenmiller7388
      @stephenmiller7388 4 роки тому

      Love her honestly and telling the straight truth about life how it really is

  • @YorkshireNutte
    @YorkshireNutte 4 роки тому +9

    I love how more comments are about the lady asleep at 7:50 than of the actual comedian!! :D

  • @ByG83
    @ByG83 4 роки тому +70

    Hahahahaha “twatnav” 🤣

    • @hepburn118
      @hepburn118 4 роки тому +2

      Comedy gold.

    • @carenburger
      @carenburger 4 роки тому +2

      so funny. :D

    • @hannibaljustincase9985
      @hannibaljustincase9985 4 роки тому

      could you please explain the joke to me? I'm not from UK and I didn't get it lol

    • @hepburn118
      @hepburn118 4 роки тому +2

      @@hannibaljustincase9985 It may be too hard too explain mate, it will loose too much if it has to be explained I think. Twat is slang for vagina if that helps.

    • @AnnoyedWoof356
      @AnnoyedWoof356 3 роки тому +1

      Hannibal Justin Case twat is slang for idiot, and a satnav is used to find a location, so a twatnav would be used to find an idiot

  • @kiwiwannabe9189
    @kiwiwannabe9189 4 роки тому +11

    Hilarious! Love this woman!

  • @magooman1
    @magooman1 4 роки тому +4

    I love Sarah's comedy and when she is on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat 4 роки тому +9

    LOL! So funny! I can always use a few good laughs. Thank you.👍🤣

  • @MrKingdavy
    @MrKingdavy 4 роки тому +9

    7:50 WTF ??? Sarah I think your favourite fan is in !!! 😂😂😂

  • @Hisham_HMA
    @Hisham_HMA 4 роки тому +23

    7:49
    the guy is like :
    i don't know who this woman sleeping on my shoulder is
    are you having a good time?
    the guy : yeah its romantic ,
    she looks like my mom !!

  • @planetofaliens
    @planetofaliens 4 роки тому +2

    When you don't know if it's your period or if it's sweat. Probably the most relatable thing 😂😂😂

  • @theScottexan
    @theScottexan 4 роки тому +6

    I love you Sarah! You're the funniest woman on the planet!

  • @beakittelscherz5419
    @beakittelscherz5419 4 роки тому +2

    to put yourself out and handle a crowd of 3.500 people ...you gotta have gutts!
    beside that: she is SO GOOD! love her style!

  • @Kari_B61ex
    @Kari_B61ex 4 роки тому +9

    I love the word 'claggy'!

  • @catherineharvey5556
    @catherineharvey5556 4 роки тому +5

    Great to see the sub numbers climbing Sarah....thank you again for the laughs today...I really needed it. Happy New Year from Down Under x

  • @Mindseas
    @Mindseas 4 роки тому +8

    Ahh, you're such a treasure Sarah Millican.
    Happy New year 2020, take care and stay awesome!

  • @Carol-ul3bh
    @Carol-ul3bh 4 роки тому +3

    Thanks for making this old lady laugh Sarah!!

  • @ashrewsbury20
    @ashrewsbury20 4 роки тому +8

    This is my new favorite channel!!

  • @Rick-if5zb
    @Rick-if5zb Рік тому

    You are what my grandma always called..."a mess"! But I love ya!!!

  • @studiocelestedesign
    @studiocelestedesign 4 роки тому +3

    Twat-Nav was brilliant. Oh I wish my Nova Scotia grandma was still around; she'd have thoroughly loved Sarah Millican. :)

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 4 роки тому +3

    *Happy New Year Sarah & Happy New Year Everyone Best Wishes for 2020* Love from OZ. I have watched Sarah for Years as a Guest on Q.I, 8 Out 10 ,Live at the Apollo , on many of The UK's finest Comedy Shows on TV on the ABC (If over 45yrs, affection called Aunty to the BBC ) point being & give me a break its New Years Day & Australia is On Fire. But when I hear Sarah swear its still funny .

  • @tessmess7607
    @tessmess7607 4 роки тому +1

    I love ut that at 7:49 there is a woman ACTUALLY SLEEPING!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @alicecaulfield1012
    @alicecaulfield1012 3 роки тому +1

    Sarah you are superlatively funny! After a hard day at work tuning in to your brand of humor makes me feel right at home. Thanks you are a treasure!

  • @ericthompson3982
    @ericthompson3982 2 роки тому +1

    Mouth of a sailor, voice of an angel.

  • @AlwaysEatingDeath
    @AlwaysEatingDeath 4 роки тому +2

    I love her ask the audience stuff, always a bit risky you never know what you're going to get 😂

  • @emmablake1300
    @emmablake1300 4 роки тому +5

    I totally spat my drink out at several points. WHEN ARE YOU TOURING NEXT??

  • @rufusjustrufus8213
    @rufusjustrufus8213 4 роки тому +47

    "There"ll be people in this room who don't know which one you are.....if you're a dodge-em..."
    I thought she was talking about lesbians at first.

  • @amandacogger3075
    @amandacogger3075 4 роки тому +1

    Sarah is one of the best just brilliant!! Happy new year everyone

  • @had2galsinthebooth
    @had2galsinthebooth 4 роки тому

    That's the best Sarah clip I've seen so far! Thumbs up.

  • @junematthews8612
    @junematthews8612 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks Sarah. Made my new year!

  • @Laudon1228
    @Laudon1228 4 роки тому +2

    When I rode the bumper car ride as a kid, I always stayed away from the knot of cars and drove around. That was the fun to me. I never understood why on earth people would stand in a long line just to spend their entire ride time stuck in a traffic jam.

  • @LaSolipop
    @LaSolipop 3 роки тому

    I'm crying, spitting, and snorting laughing and someone's fallen asleep - amazing.

  • @anitamitchell3452
    @anitamitchell3452 4 роки тому

    Thank you Sarah!!! Happy New Year!

  • @ewanoxborrow1024
    @ewanoxborrow1024 4 роки тому +2

    Can we all please appreciate the lady fast asleep at 7:50 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RK-ep8qy
    @RK-ep8qy 4 роки тому +2

    I love Sarah but I died laughing at 7:49 when the woman who fell asleep's head is just bobbing up and down because her guy is laughing. That just killed me for some reason.

  • @jackieblue9536
    @jackieblue9536 4 роки тому +3

    She is fantastic😂😂😂

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker 4 роки тому +2

    Definitely one of her best I’ve seen!

  • @judithwalker3600
    @judithwalker3600 4 роки тому +2

    Love this Lady!
    So funny!
    So Fun!

  • @agirlandherchihuahua
    @agirlandherchihuahua 4 роки тому +4

    Anyone else notice the poor darling having a nap at 7:50? Poor love.. missing all the laughs!!

  • @peoplemoney1208
    @peoplemoney1208 4 роки тому +1

    Keep them coming! So funny x

  • @poobearnanasturgill1821
    @poobearnanasturgill1821 4 роки тому

    Love Her! Laugh so hard watching any of her videos😂😂😂😂

  • @deniscoakley7342
    @deniscoakley7342 4 роки тому +1

    I unplug the toaster, too. You are awesome!!!!

  • @beth-annrock237
    @beth-annrock237 2 роки тому

    ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER! 💕Had never heard of her until about two months ago.

  • @ruthstewart5242
    @ruthstewart5242 4 роки тому +3

    "I don't know if I've started a period or just have a sweaty ass crack" Too true!

  • @danepatterson8107
    @danepatterson8107 4 роки тому +1

    I'm an American who discovered you via QI & seeing you on BBC via UA-cam. Subscribed. Really enjoying your stand-up and crowd interaction. Subscribed

  • @visiter127
    @visiter127 4 роки тому +1

    Sarah love the videos pl keep them coming,

  • @marysab8865
    @marysab8865 4 роки тому

    I love coming upon clips of Sarah I've never seen before! 😀 Much love from WA state 🌲💖

  • @jaybee3904
    @jaybee3904 4 роки тому +4

    You’re awesome, truly!

  • @janetpingrey7155
    @janetpingrey7155 4 роки тому +2

    If you really want fun, turn on the subtitles......they no can keep up with her Geordie accent.....I love this woman, she never fails to make me laugh......

  • @jillallen758
    @jillallen758 4 роки тому +3

    Love you , lady ! You are hysterical!

  • @anncarroll2204
    @anncarroll2204 4 роки тому

    Oh my I never get tired of your content. Bloody hilarious and now I have 'Story time with Sarah Millican' Jackanory eat yer heart out.

  • @savannahtipton4688
    @savannahtipton4688 4 роки тому

    She's ALWAYS great with crowdwork!

  • @LMB925
    @LMB925 4 роки тому +2

    Love her!

  • @tamarabuxton2516
    @tamarabuxton2516 4 роки тому +1

    Thx for the giggles Sarah✌❤

  • @elainehoward8822
    @elainehoward8822 4 роки тому

    As always, fuffing brilliant xxx

  • @redelfshotthefood8213
    @redelfshotthefood8213 3 роки тому

    Always a pleasure to spend time with my favourite Geordie...

  • @JulieWallis1963
    @JulieWallis1963 4 роки тому +1

    Twat-nav! I’m crying, love Sarah so much.

  • @joymckenziewendt4013
    @joymckenziewendt4013 4 роки тому +8

    I’m a dodge em too. I check stoves & I have been risk averse.

    • @JGirDesu
      @JGirDesu 4 роки тому

      Can you explain a "dodge em?" I understand the words in different contexts but not this one. Please educate this American so I can understand too Lol

  • @carolineg1872
    @carolineg1872 4 роки тому +3

    Love Sarah. ❤

  • @winterwolf1111
    @winterwolf1111 4 роки тому

    Love this!!!

  • @jizmikhunt3912
    @jizmikhunt3912 4 роки тому

    You are amazing!!

  • @iamgort70
    @iamgort70 4 роки тому +2

    funny and clever!

  • @shawnahoffman4940
    @shawnahoffman4940 4 роки тому +1

    Omg you are hilarious 🤣 😂😂😂

  • @joycejohnson7164
    @joycejohnson7164 4 роки тому

    love her!

  • @cinemascenes180
    @cinemascenes180 4 роки тому

    Just discovered you...and I'm loving you so much...hilarious, and brilliant

  • @bryonbauer632
    @bryonbauer632 4 роки тому +30

    I love this women. Smart, funny. And very sexy how she calls people “Flower”

  • @ihate9-533
    @ihate9-533 4 роки тому

    Brilliant !

  • @barbararobinson2201
    @barbararobinson2201 2 роки тому

    god i love you your so funny!!!

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 4 роки тому +16

    I have spare pants in case the one's I'm wearing get stolen.

  • @sapientia_potentia_est4388
    @sapientia_potentia_est4388 4 роки тому

    You are by far the funniest person I've ever watched. Like a real mr.s doubtfire. So genius! I just love the Scott's. My great grandfather was Scottish but never got to meet him. I just love the humor that comes from Scotland

    • @robertsettle2590
      @robertsettle2590 4 роки тому +1

      She is ENGLISH not SCOTTISH!!!

    • @sapientia_potentia_est4388
      @sapientia_potentia_est4388 4 роки тому

      @@robertsettle2590 oh! I'm American so I'm not too intelligent on accents I just knew she sounds Scottish based on the pronunciation of things. That is my bad. But I stand by the fact she is probably the funniest comedian in the business right now.

    • @angrytedtalks
      @angrytedtalks 4 роки тому

      South Shields is nowhere near Scotland geographically or acoustically, but still British.

  • @DaNukePaintballGames
    @DaNukePaintballGames 3 роки тому

    Love you!