AI-Generated Top Gear: Episode Nine

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  • Опубліковано 11 лют 2025
  • Tonight! Jeremy's out for blood, Richard runs through a field of wheat, and a certain someone's been hiding in the studio...
    Clarkson/Hammond/May AI models made by ccateni. Find their channel here: / @thataiguy-cn8zm
    Download the models here: huggingface.co...
    All other models made by me!
    Top Gear test track for BeamNG made by B25Mitch. Find the map here: www.beamng.com...
    'Requiem for a Tower' performed by London Music Works, arranged by Simone Benyacar, Dan Nielsen & Veigar Margeirsson: • Requiem for a Tower
    'Cheese Life' generated by suno.ai, with lyrics written by GPT-4
    'Bonfire' by Childish Gambino: • Childish Gambino - Bon...
    Shorten your attention span with my TikToks: www.tiktok.com...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 198

  • @jjb2004mk2
    @jjb2004mk2 10 місяців тому +245

    I love how AI has learned to put the Shutterstock watermark in its output.

  • @nuherbleath461
    @nuherbleath461 10 місяців тому +106

    “Keep the change, it’s enough to make a whole season of fifth gear” that goes hard

    • @nmeister67
      @nmeister67 10 місяців тому +13

      I thought that 5th Gear comment was hilarious 😂 At times I feel the writing is almost too good to be AI...surely.
      I bet if Clarkson watched any of these, he'd be sat there thinking darn that's a good one that I can't use now 😂

    • @alf3707
      @alf3707 9 місяців тому

      ​@@nmeister67Clarckons mental health has gone down, dude ..

    • @bangdingow396
      @bangdingow396 8 місяців тому +1

      @@nmeister67I think he writes the script but used ai to generate the images and sound

  • @IndiBrony
    @IndiBrony 10 місяців тому +280

    That Princess Diana joke couldn't have been timed better given Kate's announcement 😂

    • @SenyorCapitàCollons
      @SenyorCapitàCollons 10 місяців тому +15

      I am not a politically correct person, but that was not funny. Loved the rest.😂

    • @IndiBrony
      @IndiBrony 10 місяців тому +40

      @@SenyorCapitàCollons - to be fair, I only found it funny after they had her in a car crash at the end of the video.
      Given how long it takes to write and animate stuff (even by AI standards), there's no way he wrote that joke in knowing what had been going on with Kate.
      It was just one of those uncomfortable moments where it felt like the fiction was foreshadowing reality. More of an "ooh, bad timing" rather than a "lol, cancer" sort of moment.

    • @rockrenegade
      @rockrenegade 10 місяців тому +5

      In the business, this is known as Harsher In Hindsight

  • @ryanirwin8381
    @ryanirwin8381 10 місяців тому +125

    Tonight!
    Richard accidentally gives cancer to the Royal Family
    James drives a 2000 Chrysler Grand Voyager to a Tesco Cheese factory
    And I teach the Sting how to milk a cow…. On my farm!

    • @chad_16v
      @chad_16v 9 місяців тому +2

      Some, it's the Stig, but he isn't its the Stig's Stinging Cousin.

  • @casperorillian7393
    @casperorillian7393 10 місяців тому +156

    "Princess DIana tribute act" Jesus!

    • @2760ade
      @2760ade 10 місяців тому +5

      Dark!!

  • @pooroldnostradamus
    @pooroldnostradamus 10 місяців тому +29

    - Shall I play my other songs in the taxi?
    - No
    *silent taxi ride*

  • @ciaranleeman9994
    @ciaranleeman9994 10 місяців тому +72

    The Kia Starmer, Lamblairghini and the Rayner Rover are hilarious

  • @mrcrazyadd2
    @mrcrazyadd2 10 місяців тому +22

    As someone who binged Top Gear once, years ago; this is exactly how it exists in my brain

  •  10 місяців тому +91

    Just by the thumbnail you know it's going to be a good one💀

  • @bebookspacebuzz
    @bebookspacebuzz 10 місяців тому +3

    Love 'Cult of Personality' playing faintly from the cab haha

  • @broomy143
    @broomy143 10 місяців тому +11

    Im loving how gambino fits absolutely perfect with the top gear theme tune

  • @pooroldnostradamus
    @pooroldnostradamus 10 місяців тому +28

    I have to say, the new KIA Starmer is one of the best things I've heard in a while.

  • @Pladderkasse
    @Pladderkasse 10 місяців тому +20

    "Mo-za-rella-sticks!" WHACK!!

  • @sialmeckerjr
    @sialmeckerjr 9 місяців тому +6

    love how every frame of the ai generated videos has a big shutterstock logo in the middle

  • @dannym1882
    @dannym1882 10 місяців тому +51

    "anything for a tooth whitening kit."

  • @BeardyGit89
    @BeardyGit89 7 місяців тому +4

    "after i bailed myself out of the hospital with clubcard points" may be the best sentence I've ever heard.

  • @solidgent7870
    @solidgent7870 10 місяців тому +24

    "Keep the change. It'll be enough to make a new series of Fifth Gear with" 😂

    • @slf2292
      @slf2292 3 місяці тому

      Was laughing so hard missed the thumbs at first 😂

  • @STICKGUYMB
    @STICKGUYMB 10 місяців тому +31

    I remember James May pointed out that he always has the "red alcoholic glow" in Ai pics, and it's true about him and Jeremy lol

  • @rederickfroders1978
    @rederickfroders1978 10 місяців тому +59

    James May is my favorite rapper

  • @billybigbone
    @billybigbone 10 місяців тому +31

    I'm listening to this in wetherspoons waiting for Jezza to belt another hit out. "Soon to be princess Diana tribute act" had me choking on my drink.

  • @techbaffle
    @techbaffle 10 місяців тому +18

    I need the full version of James May doing drill music 😂😂

  • @talibong9518
    @talibong9518 10 місяців тому +11

    "Next week, we go to Baltimore and drive a ship!"

  • @erinallen7311
    @erinallen7311 10 місяців тому +73

    Tonight....
    Richard wears a hat
    Catherine wears a hat
    I wear a hat
    And James eats more cheese

    • @Pacho18
      @Pacho18 10 місяців тому +1

      More specifically a dead black cat hat.

    • @erinallen7311
      @erinallen7311 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Pacho18 it wears a hat.

  • @JangianTV
    @JangianTV 10 місяців тому +34

    The script is just gut wrenchingly hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @mikeponyforce780
    @mikeponyforce780 8 місяців тому +1

    "Since he is alive, does that mean you won't kill me?"
    "Postponed until further notice"
    LMAO

  • @forevers1238
    @forevers1238 10 місяців тому +9

    bailed myself out of hospital with clubcard points

  • @parkerraines216
    @parkerraines216 10 місяців тому +28

    Tonight due due to James May's death due to moldy cheese we had to get a new host.
    Richard attempts to resurrect may.
    Stig visits bin Laden's compound
    And I test a vehicle I found in a cereal box.
    Warning: show's budget does not exceed 25 yen

  • @0tispunkm3y3r
    @0tispunkm3y3r 10 місяців тому +11

    The labour-ghini Blair and the Angela Rayne-Rover 😂

    • @acrophis
      @acrophis 10 місяців тому

      That part absolutely killed me 😂

  • @Spermwhales93
    @Spermwhales93 10 місяців тому +2

    "Keep the change, it's enough to make a whole season of Fifth Gear with it" HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @toster41
    @toster41 10 місяців тому +15

    It might be the black mold in my brain, but I often find myself watching back the entire playlist and still laughing
    Great bollocks, keep it tax free !

  • @nicholaskennedy1748
    @nicholaskennedy1748 10 місяців тому +17

    'That one over there has a Brazilian, and lived'
    'That's Kate Middleton'
    Oh my days 😅

    • @bernardjazz6344
      @bernardjazz6344 10 місяців тому +3

      I think he said "Brazilian butt lift"

  • @craigmorris1324
    @craigmorris1324 10 місяців тому +4

    The random break dancing gets me every time

  • @NuMetalfan1996
    @NuMetalfan1996 10 місяців тому +4

    I think this is the most realistic example of what it looks like while you are on Acid or Magic Mushrooms.

  • @furycrh8107
    @furycrh8107 10 місяців тому +12

    Simply put, this is what the internet is for, awesome

  • @loolfactorie
    @loolfactorie 6 місяців тому +2

    Theresa May in the wheat field had me cracking up

  • @Shot5hells
    @Shot5hells 8 місяців тому +2

    "I'll show you sorry, you fucking tory"
    *shoots him with a mare's leg desert eagle glock remington 870*

  • @TescoRoadman
    @TescoRoadman 10 місяців тому +6

    Ayo we need a James may drill music video 😂😂

  • @Dan23_7
    @Dan23_7 10 місяців тому +10

    The new Kia Starmer 😂😂

  • @abanuit06669
    @abanuit06669 10 місяців тому +3

    Guys do not forget that Hammond technically has its own show, even if it's not as popular as Clarkson's farm

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 9 місяців тому

      You want to drop the title of the show?

    • @mindedchaos
      @mindedchaos 9 місяців тому

      ​@@lmno567couldn't name it if I tried lmao something to do with a shed

    • @abanuit06669
      @abanuit06669 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@lmno567 The Great Escapists

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 9 місяців тому +2

      @@abanuit06669 Oh, the one with Tory Belleci from Mythbusters. I liked that show.

  • @otrab1080
    @otrab1080 10 місяців тому +3

    "Of course the only thing he raps about is fucking cheese" 🤣

  • @Psilocinoid
    @Psilocinoid 10 місяців тому +2

    Why is this a mashup of a unhinged anime and a British comedy show?

  • @Ellplate
    @Ellplate 10 місяців тому +3

    As someone who grew up in Farnham…I can confirm it really is south London trenches

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 10 місяців тому +3

    this was the most unhinged episode yet, bravo

  • @dmastermanga
    @dmastermanga 6 місяців тому +1

    Fem Richard is making me act up 3:12

  • @homestar546
    @homestar546 10 місяців тому +5

    Greatly disappointed that there isn't actually a James2Splashy soundcloud only posting AI James May cheese raps

  • @Pacho18
    @Pacho18 10 місяців тому +5

    If you run out of funny ideas for new chapters of AI-Generated Top Gear, just get an AI for writting funny ideas for AI-Generated Top Gear. That way would be a 100% truly AI-Generated driven Top Gear.

    • @dananskidolf
      @dananskidolf 10 місяців тому +4

      I kinda assumed the script was written by an AI (with a pretty detailed prompt) then refined down to the best stuff? Would be interesting to see behind the scenes.

  • @powderedground78
    @powderedground78 10 місяців тому +6

    "We let you have all the big accidents"

  • @escrosi
    @escrosi 10 місяців тому +11

    0:44 ₳₩ⱠØⱠØⱠ₩₳₳₩₳ⱠØⱠØⱠ

  • @Epezpalace
    @Epezpalace 9 місяців тому

    Those neural networks, powerful microprocessors are just for developing Top Gear episodes for forever.

  • @greatestytcommentator
    @greatestytcommentator 10 місяців тому +11

    Is that Hammond, using Kate as a Glove Puppet?

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 10 місяців тому +3

    If it didn't say AI, I wouldn't have known. It's indistinguishable from real Top Gear.

  • @Altezza1999
    @Altezza1999 10 місяців тому +2

    0:44 Geddan XD

  • @kvisser26games25
    @kvisser26games25 8 місяців тому +1

    0:44 this is sending me🤣

  • @Nick-ue7iw
    @Nick-ue7iw Місяць тому

    I love how jeremy has just gotten redder over time

  • @kuryaku5906
    @kuryaku5906 10 місяців тому +7

    That pun on Kate's death is really dark after today's announcement. I love it.

  • @adoody28ify
    @adoody28ify 10 місяців тому +4

    "I'm not one of your Grindr playthings"

  • @Redpatc_208
    @Redpatc_208 24 дні тому

    We miss you AI bollocks.
    You need to come back, make more.
    I need more.

  • @thomaswalker1258
    @thomaswalker1258 10 місяців тому +9

    Oh no. This is going to be a good one

  • @SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG
    @SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG 10 місяців тому +8

    Bring it on!

  • @jono_young
    @jono_young 9 місяців тому +2

    Gold, pure gold 😂

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM 10 місяців тому +4

    It's getting so real I have a hard time telling it from the real thing

  • @ineptwizzard
    @ineptwizzard 9 місяців тому

    Diana line is the funniest god Dannie heard all month. Perfectly done.

  • @endlessmotion2255
    @endlessmotion2255 10 місяців тому +3

    I hope the trio end up seeing these The idea of them watching is too funny😂 They remind me of the weird dreams I have when I've got the flu

  • @williambowles6496
    @williambowles6496 10 місяців тому

    Kia Starmer. That's some good satire there.

  • @TheRealKiRBEY
    @TheRealKiRBEY 10 місяців тому +1

    I hope we get to see more top gear when that one new ai gets released to the public or whatever

  • @rhysandmike3373
    @rhysandmike3373 10 місяців тому +1

    Bailed myself out of hospital using clubcard points

  • @nickklavdianos5136
    @nickklavdianos5136 7 місяців тому

    Missed opportunity to make James's Drill stage name 'Drilled Cheese'.

  • @benhooper1956
    @benhooper1956 10 місяців тому +1

    "He's even got Tony Blair as a session guitarist..."

  • @real_schlumpus
    @real_schlumpus 10 місяців тому

    Getting better with every episode

  • @Rob-hu2mh
    @Rob-hu2mh 9 місяців тому +1

    AI James may just looks like Gareth A Davies

  • @josephj807
    @josephj807 3 місяці тому

    The end literally being BeamNG drive lol

  • @Myne1001
    @Myne1001 9 місяців тому +1

    Damn I want a Kia Starmer now

  • @michaelshaw1245
    @michaelshaw1245 8 місяців тому

    Who knew A.I. was so heavily influenced by Francis Bacon?

  • @benglover2007
    @benglover2007 10 місяців тому +5

    ‘Mozerella sticks’

  • @TMBigMo
    @TMBigMo 10 місяців тому +7

    Should I play my other songs in the taxi?
    -No.
    -No.
    LMAO

  • @ryanSLF
    @ryanSLF 10 місяців тому +1

    Clarkson looks like my site manager 😂😂

  • @jazmyn594
    @jazmyn594 9 місяців тому +1

    can confirm this is exactly what living in the uk is like

  • @Mantenner
    @Mantenner 10 місяців тому +1

    Um, we need that bonfire/top gear theme remix asap.

  • @MagikGimp
    @MagikGimp 10 місяців тому +3

    I'm probably going to be sent to the Tower, but I laughed.

  • @projectsoundofdapolice9959
    @projectsoundofdapolice9959 10 місяців тому +2

    The intro 😂😂

  • @KreshPlays
    @KreshPlays 3 місяці тому +1

    Is Episode Eight gone?

  • @miguel.5787
    @miguel.5787 10 місяців тому

    the kia picanto segment had me dying 💀💀💀💀

  • @Fred.moore4751
    @Fred.moore4751 10 місяців тому

    We need the full version of that song on James’ SoundCloud

  • @woolly-hat-taker4627
    @woolly-hat-taker4627 10 місяців тому +1

    Mate, this is fucking brilliant again. I don't care if you've "ran out of ideas," it's still class.

  • @Clarkov
    @Clarkov 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm not sure I needed to see Hammond in a maid outfit. Doesn't look too bad. Eh, if it gets him that tooth whitening kit, then sure.

  • @woodjohnn
    @woodjohnn 10 місяців тому +2

    This reminds me of a time I overdosed on 2CI

  • @bobsmith12345
    @bobsmith12345 10 місяців тому +3

    would love to see this done with a better ai model

    • @jasongaunt
      @jasongaunt 10 місяців тому +2

      Nah, most of the charm is from just how shit it is :D

  • @dronespace
    @dronespace 10 місяців тому +1

    James May + Michael Gambon + Stephen Fry

  • @Veyron722skyhook
    @Veyron722skyhook 7 місяців тому +3

    Will there be another?

  • @theresawatchbutivelostit
    @theresawatchbutivelostit 10 місяців тому

    beautiful work of art. I haven't even watched it all the way through

  • @macgaming001
    @macgaming001 Місяць тому +1

    Where's Episode 10? 😢

  • @kami3000
    @kami3000 10 місяців тому +1

    "We let you have all the big accidents!"

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe 10 місяців тому +7

    I hate that you made Clarkson say the phrase "submissive and breedable."

    • @2760ade
      @2760ade 10 місяців тому

      Yes, it's just SO wrong isn't it!!😲🤣

  • @JackSadler
    @JackSadler 10 місяців тому +1

    "I ran out of ideas" ok, legit lol I thought this was scripted by chat-gpt hahahahaha

  • @bigjakers
    @bigjakers 10 місяців тому

    I want to full version of Jermery covering Angels

  • @alanwakeish
    @alanwakeish 10 місяців тому +2

    The images in these videos, are something you experience in a nightmare.

  • @Shrimpyboy32
    @Shrimpyboy32 10 місяців тому +1

    we need Jeremy singing Higher by creed 🙏🙏

  • @kristianspeke1
    @kristianspeke1 10 місяців тому +1

    Another brilliant episode 😅 loved it

  • @MightyElemental
    @MightyElemental 10 місяців тому +1

    Can't wait for sora to come out

  • @Kakascrot
    @Kakascrot 10 місяців тому +2

    Labourghini Blair 😂