"You forgot to cook them, miss" 😨

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  • @akiokumura4759
    @akiokumura4759 Рік тому +7023

    "we'll just pretend it was a big earthquake that killed them" and "guilt free....NOT" got me dying on the floor 💀💀💀

  • @dancinpolishcow4910
    @dancinpolishcow4910 Рік тому +49152

    "how do you like your food?"
    "Begging for mercy and fighting for survival"

    • @SugarSky-q6p
      @SugarSky-q6p Рік тому +173

      Right

    • @ahmetkeremsekizsu8
      @ahmetkeremsekizsu8 Рік тому +33

      Stolen?

    • @inazuma149
      @inazuma149 Рік тому +127

      ​@@ahmetkeremsekizsu8its not stolem if u change the sentence it can be inspired and still have the same value

    • @soluna1679
      @soluna1679 Рік тому

      ​@@ahmetkeremsekizsu8ffs have a job, get a life

    • @7RedIsDread7
      @7RedIsDread7 Рік тому

      ​@@ahmetkeremsekizsu8wait we can claim sentences now?

  • @stealth6308
    @stealth6308 Рік тому +10484

    Takes “it’s so raw it’s still mooing” to a new level

  • @simplychlowei
    @simplychlowei Місяць тому +2403

    The shrimps that escaped was given a second chance at life

    • @Aylove_allah
      @Aylove_allah Місяць тому +7

      😂😂lol

    • @Not_hecker56
      @Not_hecker56 Місяць тому +29

      Not really they will just be dinner to someone else

    • @simplychlowei
      @simplychlowei Місяць тому +12

      @@Not_hecker56 Yea, but they had a chance to live longer

    • @Not_hecker56
      @Not_hecker56 Місяць тому +3

      @@simplychlowei well ig you can say that

    • @Narjuicy
      @Narjuicy Місяць тому +1

      The bacteria in the water helps keep the fish alive but it's not for human consumption.did she wash them at any point 😅

  • @L30D03sArt
    @L30D03sArt Рік тому +4282

    "Its all quiet in shrimptown.. NO ITS NOT"

  • @notiddymothbirlfriend
    @notiddymothbirlfriend Рік тому +9390

    "it's all quiet in shrimp town... no it's not" ended me

  • @sumstopidshet5045
    @sumstopidshet5045 Рік тому +187688

    "how do you want your shrimp sir?"
    "I want them to fight back"

  • @Chettafini
    @Chettafini Місяць тому +44

    The freshest shrimp you can get. Literally died seconds before you ate them 😂

  • @moonchild_siya1929
    @moonchild_siya1929 Рік тому +17849

    The owner literally said "I won't be taking the guilt to kill them, it should be the one who's eating"

  • @stoplookingatmychannel5835
    @stoplookingatmychannel5835 Рік тому +8367

    "This squid is so undercooked, I can still hear it telling Spongebob to FUCK OFF."

  • @eggxecution
    @eggxecution Рік тому +16443

    you just wiped out an entire generation of shrimps

  • @ntsamarajeewa
    @ntsamarajeewa 2 місяці тому +328

    "Do u like the meal, sir?"
    " yeah but i feels like something is moving inside my stomach "

  • @The_True_Joseph_Joestar
    @The_True_Joseph_Joestar Рік тому +5200

    Takes 'IT'S FUCKING RAW' to a new level

  • @__cyrio__1740
    @__cyrio__1740 Рік тому +6087

    “Shaken, not stirred”

  • @sushimomopro2
    @sushimomopro2 7 місяців тому +10526

    "How was your soup sir?"
    "It begged for its life."

  • @Allrounder14509
    @Allrounder14509 2 місяці тому +14

    "How would you want your
    meal to be cooked, sir?"
    "I prefer it uncooked."

  • @kayden2537
    @kayden2537 Рік тому +29254

    To the few lucky ones who jumped out before she made the meal, you will live another hour

    • @opabossfanai1633
      @opabossfanai1633 Рік тому +133

      😂😂

    • @yashmallick5966
      @yashmallick5966 Рік тому +152

      Oh man you are commenting now right here ?
      Even their grand grand children's have been eaten ....

    • @dwaynemaverickgenato6110
      @dwaynemaverickgenato6110 Рік тому

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    • @aprilholzwarth2598
      @aprilholzwarth2598 Рік тому +15

      fr

    • @SrLupinotuum
      @SrLupinotuum Рік тому +63

      One in a krillion

  • @PixeIated
    @PixeIated 11 місяців тому +14572

    "it's all quiet in shrimp town"
    "No it's not"
    *Goes back to shaking*

    • @diegoruiz7600
      @diegoruiz7600 10 місяців тому +28

      It doesn't look bad at all when it's coated in the sauce with the vegetables

    • @bentrang-q4v
      @bentrang-q4v 10 місяців тому +18

      All quit on the shrimp town front

    • @xenn5715
      @xenn5715 10 місяців тому +13

      thanks for the information i didn’t know that until now

    • @yourballswillexplodeon5thjuly
      @yourballswillexplodeon5thjuly 10 місяців тому +9

      think we all saw the video

    • @kevinfernandez9999
      @kevinfernandez9999 9 місяців тому +1

      I bet this is how God is when he sends down fire and brimstone 😂

  • @samuelbell9106
    @samuelbell9106 Рік тому +444129

    when you literally have to DROWN your food in sauce

    • @ahmetovicadnan6179
      @ahmetovicadnan6179 Рік тому +5613

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣defenetly fucking underrated comment

    • @_dre_718_
      @_dre_718_ Рік тому +2653

      @@ahmetovicadnan6179 please explain how the top comment is underrated

    • @PDZAVALA36
      @PDZAVALA36 Рік тому +652

      Because there’s only two comments and 1k likes it’s only top because he was first to comment 🤦🏽

    • @swolefrogzilla7352
      @swolefrogzilla7352 Рік тому +512

      @@_dre_718_sometimes people drown their food in sauce to mask the flavor of the original food. And in the video they drowned shrimp who live in water. IN SAUCE. It’s a play on words and a funny comment.

    • @theholydarkpope6972
      @theholydarkpope6972 Рік тому +5

      Meanwhile, in the United states.. they take not food, and chemicals to create food lol... instesd of using real food to make food.
      You cant eat what most u.s foods start out as.

  • @Strawberry_Morakot
    @Strawberry_Morakot 2 місяці тому +10

    As a thai person,she didn't forget to cook it u just eat it raw in thai we called kung ten which means dancing shrimp, Hope that makes sense And thank you so much for visiting my country❤🇹🇭
    I'd hate to ask this but Can u pls pin me
    Thank you😊❤

  • @Aryaplays
    @Aryaplays Рік тому +4703

    The ones that escaped got to live another minute..

    • @RuairidhMason
      @RuairidhMason  Рік тому +307

      And, some of the things they achieved in that minute… incredible stuff.

    • @Aryaplays
      @Aryaplays Рік тому +8

      I agree

    • @poojasworld9162
      @poojasworld9162 Рік тому +14

      @@RuairidhMason karma is a boomerang…someone will definitely eat you like this

    • @harshitsharma9939
      @harshitsharma9939 Рік тому +7

      ​@@poojasworld9162yes bro

    • @CarsPaint
      @CarsPaint Рік тому +5

      ​@@poojasworld9162 lol are you a vegan ?

  • @iamnotuta2658
    @iamnotuta2658 Рік тому +16848

    "Completely guilt free. Not."
    Of course. He just massacred the whole shrimp town.

  • @Masterplanfoiler
    @Masterplanfoiler Рік тому +21229

    “how would you like your lamb sir?”
    “Frolicking on a field of grass”

    • @Masterplanfoiler
      @Masterplanfoiler Рік тому +179

      FYI: not vegan, this is a terrible joke indicating how fresh I want my food to be

    • @iam_yourmother
      @iam_yourmother Рік тому +42

      LMAO

    • @xowoku9054
      @xowoku9054 Рік тому +43

      This joke is insane 😂

    • @Masterplanfoiler
      @Masterplanfoiler Рік тому +65

      I got a better one.
      “how would you like your lamb sir?”
      “half a day old”

    • @cherrywoodapplesauce
      @cherrywoodapplesauce Рік тому +60

      Here's your lamb sir
      It's still baa-ing...
      Sir, just give it the shaken baby symdrome special
      😨

  • @sourishpodder1625
    @sourishpodder1625 Місяць тому +1

    Customer :- Is the food freshly prepared??
    Shopkeeper :- Certainly sir. More than your imagination..
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alec1557
    @alec1557 Рік тому +77210

    "How do you want your shrimp, sir?"
    "Fighting for their lives"

  • @PikaDozStuff
    @PikaDozStuff 11 місяців тому +1766

    The shrimp who jumped out into the tank last moment is the chosen one

    • @zymalshahid1013
      @zymalshahid1013 11 місяців тому +38

      Only to get eaten another time 😂

    • @emiliayt7495
      @emiliayt7495 11 місяців тому +7

      Going to start his villian arc someday😂

    • @shirogami4224
      @shirogami4224 11 місяців тому +1

      Definitely chosen one for the next scoop.

    • @fudgen.a1249
      @fudgen.a1249 11 місяців тому +1

      Mates probably gonna die from the elements in all honesty…

    • @younesfilali4562
      @younesfilali4562 29 днів тому

      He’s gone be the hero and save all the shrimps in the world

  • @turretwhisperer
    @turretwhisperer Рік тому +4200

    “How would you like your shrimp sir?”
    “Just birthed an hour ago”

    • @GeoSerendib
      @GeoSerendib Рік тому +9

      804 likes no comment
      Lemme fixx that

    • @I-Love-You-Very-Much
      @I-Love-You-Very-Much Рік тому +8

      ​@@GeoSerendib Fatherless? Let me fix that.

    • @El_primo573
      @El_primo573 Рік тому +3

      ​@@I-Love-You-Very-Muchnot funny

    • @I-Love-You-Very-Much
      @I-Love-You-Very-Much Рік тому +9

      @@El_primo573 just like your video 😘🥰 come cuddle with me pookie patootie

    • @Alien_Kidd
      @Alien_Kidd Рік тому +6

      ​@@I-Love-You-Very-Much not the "pookie patootie" 💀💀💀💀

  • @Eclipzwze
    @Eclipzwze 5 днів тому +2

    How would you like your shrimp sir?
    "ALIVE AND BEGGING FOR MERCY"

  • @satan6924
    @satan6924 Рік тому +17807

    "How would you like your shrimps sir?"
    *Death by earthquake*

  • @ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3
    @ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3 4 місяці тому +7420

    The 2 shrimps that escaped at the start: *brother, we have got another chance*

    • @KrissKristiansen
      @KrissKristiansen 3 місяці тому +48

      At dying

    • @karikatester7482
      @karikatester7482 3 місяці тому +5

      Yeah😂

    • @Boardy_Anims
      @Boardy_Anims 3 місяці тому +42

      They are one in a krilllion

    • @DuckityA
      @DuckityA 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@Boardy_Anims real

    • @its_Mo_U
      @its_Mo_U 3 місяці тому +5

      A few more escape but yea but they probaly endet in some ome else food

  • @yashshah1061
    @yashshah1061 Рік тому +4683

    "Completely guilt free NOT" 😂

    • @Cwoisson
      @Cwoisson Рік тому +6

      💀💀💀

    • @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg
      @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg Рік тому +17

      Technically they don't have the brain capacity to feel pain, but they can react to certain stimulus.

    • @fbtmm300
      @fbtmm300 Рік тому

      ​@@RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg 😂

    • @vetiverose128
      @vetiverose128 Рік тому

      ​@@RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerbergwat exactly are they?

    • @D6Soldier
      @D6Soldier Рік тому +2

      ​@@vetiverose128Scottish

  • @Incognito_mode134
    @Incognito_mode134 День тому +1

    Bro erased generations of little creatures and said "Guilt free... NOT"😭😭

  • @JadenMiller-z8r
    @JadenMiller-z8r Рік тому +10270

    Don't you just love it when your food bites back.

    • @Latierraeshermosa
      @Latierraeshermosa Рік тому +50

      Oh we all do🤤

    • @Kelzxzzx
      @Kelzxzzx Рік тому +61

      “The snack that bites you back, LIVE SHRIMP” 🌚😂

    • @daafricanboi3702
      @daafricanboi3702 Рік тому +2

      @@Kelzxzzx 💀🙏🏾

    • @Konosuba1
      @Konosuba1 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Kelzxzzx 🗿

    • @Kakorot.
      @Kakorot. Рік тому +3

      🎶The food that bites back live shrimp🎶 🦐

  • @MoonianPlayz
    @MoonianPlayz 6 місяців тому +8637

    "ITS SO RAW ITS STILL SINGING UNDER THE SEA"
    -Gordon Ramsey

  • @LitRuffEE
    @LitRuffEE Рік тому +1128

    “Hey, can I get a refund? My food hopped away.” 💀

  • @angelina3409
    @angelina3409 9 днів тому

    This is literally my favorite video in the history of videos he made ❤❤❤❤❤ it’s so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @FroggyNoddle
    @FroggyNoddle Рік тому +41643

    “How would you like your shrimp sir?”
    “Begging me on their little knees to spare their lives”

    • @richiewesson4051
      @richiewesson4051 Рік тому +1301

      "Oh please mister don't eat me, my sister died and her baby was born with no arms and no legs and I have to work 2 jobs to take care of him but just the look on his little face makes it's all worth it............. True story"
      Shark tale or something

    • @tabassum_12345
      @tabassum_12345 Рік тому +58

      😂😂😂

    • @intrusiveminecraft
      @intrusiveminecraft Рік тому +27

      😭

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour Рік тому +27

      ​@@richiewesson4051😋 yummy 😋

    • @melissamartinez5432
      @melissamartinez5432 Рік тому

      @@richiewesson4051facts. Shark tale

  • @rhia_code
    @rhia_code 7 місяців тому +127824

    "How was the meal, sir?"
    "A little traumatizing"

  • @Captain_Kandle
    @Captain_Kandle Рік тому +7642

    the vegan teacher been real quiet after this dropped

    • @RuairidhMason
      @RuairidhMason  Рік тому +437

      He's on the phone to PETA

    • @losethjasss
      @losethjasss Рік тому +140

      @@RuairidhMasonHE???💀😭😭😭dead

    • @Loogisishere
      @Loogisishere Рік тому +17

      Actually id imagine the opposite

    • @leroyspeelt
      @leroyspeelt Рік тому +10

      Shes gonna do whqt you did to that shrimp

    • @Leto-mwah
      @Leto-mwah Рік тому

      @@leroyspeeltchill man😰

  • @UrLocalAddi
    @UrLocalAddi Місяць тому +1

    “ It’s a little quiet in shrimp town. “
    “ not it’s not “
    The shrimps : 🦐 🌪️ 💨

  • @ironfreezemc9168
    @ironfreezemc9168 Рік тому +6990

    Gordon Ramsay : "That thing is still fkin mooin" 💀💀💀

  • @Khouvnmacaroni
    @Khouvnmacaroni 6 місяців тому +11712

    "it's all quite in shrimp town"
    "No it's not"
    *Shakes it aggressively*
    😭💀

    • @MaryjeanSaboSabo
      @MaryjeanSaboSabo 6 місяців тому +5

      😊😊😊😊

    • @slothsurfer9692
      @slothsurfer9692 6 місяців тому +17

      quiet*

    • @galaxys7edge134
      @galaxys7edge134 6 місяців тому +3

      มันก็คือกุ้งนั้นแหละแต่คนไทยเรียกกุ้งฝอย

    • @Adailycarpenter
      @Adailycarpenter 6 місяців тому +1

      😭

    • @7lincon
      @7lincon 5 місяців тому

      So he shouldn't have shook it?

  • @compresant349
    @compresant349 Рік тому +2514

    “Sir your food is escaping”

  • @l--_--l_411
    @l--_--l_411 Місяць тому +2

    Idk what's worse pretending to be dead or moving a lil to make sure you are dead

  • @MCPeeBoy
    @MCPeeBoy Рік тому +3386

    Doesn't get fresher than this

  • @utkarshx0779
    @utkarshx0779 Рік тому +19383

    It's FUCKING RAW
    - Gordon Ramsay

    • @RuairidhMason
      @RuairidhMason  Рік тому +747

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @demongraphics9846
      @demongraphics9846 Рік тому +37

      Hey I like that aqua pfp of yours and Arima best gril bozo you akane fan

    • @utkarshx0779
      @utkarshx0779 Рік тому +34

      @@demongraphics9846 bro I'm not akane's fan 😂 I ship aqua with arima

    • @ironfreezemc9168
      @ironfreezemc9168 Рік тому +1

      Cmon that's my comment :/

    • @dazenguile4215
      @dazenguile4215 Рік тому

      @@utkarshx0779”i ship…”
      i hate you.

  • @arandomperson5918
    @arandomperson5918 Рік тому +4742

    "Its all quiet in shrimp town...."
    "no it's not"
    *violently shakes them to death*
    💀

  • @NoraMontenegro-rd8xe
    @NoraMontenegro-rd8xe Місяць тому +6

    That one shrimp that survived 🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @twn2055
    @twn2055 Рік тому +10360

    The menu is literally called "Kung Ten" which means "Dancing Shrimp". They are suppose to be eaten alive while still jumping. Some Thai people don't eat this menu because of the guilt though.

    • @kevinf8439
      @kevinf8439 Рік тому +182

      Irrational guilt and antrophomorphizing

    • @crescent_moons
      @crescent_moons Рік тому +628

      @@kevinf8439 empathy*

    • @YtBoiJay999
      @YtBoiJay999 Рік тому

      ​@@kevinf8439or just you know being a decent human being with morals and an objection to taking the life from anything regardless of whether it's considered beneath you or not.... I mean I'm no vegan I love me a good cheeseburger but come the fuck on I can absolutely see why people would be a little bit guilty eating this You're literally having to murder the shrimp yourself It's a little different than going to McDonald's and ordering a Big Mac....

    • @checkcommentsfirst3335
      @checkcommentsfirst3335 Рік тому +77

      @@crescent_moonsbut eating other meat then?

    • @Piespys
      @Piespys Рік тому +20

      ​@@crescent_moonslmao correct

  • @Genie_Kazama
    @Genie_Kazama Рік тому +2462

    Literally the definition of " Flavors jumping in my mouth" 😭

    • @couththememer
      @couththememer Рік тому +8

      😭🤚

    • @allisonlacy3004
      @allisonlacy3004 Рік тому +11

      I physically made a noise at this comment lmaoooo 😭😭😭

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 Рік тому +14

      "i can feel the flavors melting on my tongue" 😂😂

    • @Genie_Kazama
      @Genie_Kazama Рік тому +1

      Bruh imagine earing those shrimps while they alive 😭😭 lawd have mercy

    • @raven2770
      @raven2770 Рік тому +1

      💀

  • @brianangelsantos
    @brianangelsantos Рік тому +2911

    IT'S ALL QUIET IN SHRIMP TOWN 💀🤣🤣🤣 this guys lines are on point

  • @SupremeZhongliXDD
    @SupremeZhongliXDD Місяць тому +1

    Bro take the word "fresh" to the next level 💀💀💀

  • @meghancomo96
    @meghancomo96 Рік тому +4171

    “It’s all quiet in shrimp town” bruh💀🤣

  • @InfamousMary
    @InfamousMary 11 місяців тому +13447

    The Vegan Teacher watching this:

    • @MxrieHE
      @MxrieHE 11 місяців тому +152

      A whole disaster...

    • @NileBlackAndWhite
      @NileBlackAndWhite 11 місяців тому +63

      The revolutionary of vegans

    • @babyboy5553
      @babyboy5553 11 місяців тому +77

      Any reseonable person really.

    • @JulyYunico
      @JulyYunico 11 місяців тому +34

      Send this video to her

    • @pinkseokjinnie9853
      @pinkseokjinnie9853 11 місяців тому +9

      hello fellow STAY :D

  • @starryskies555
    @starryskies555 3 місяці тому +5067

    “it’s all quiet in shrimp town.”

    “no its not-!”

    • @ENAARR
      @ENAARR 3 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @User-o1p1q
      @User-o1p1q 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes he said that in the video.

    • @Random-45050
      @Random-45050 3 місяці тому +2

      @@User-o1p1qthey were quoting it from the video because it was funny, I hope you understand, I’m not trying to be rude or anything.

    • @EmeraldGamer5000
      @EmeraldGamer5000 3 місяці тому

      @@Random-45050thank you bro 🙏🙏🙏

    • @chayalapid1598
      @chayalapid1598 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, no.
      Ain't no way I'm eating that.

  • @melimorena1980
    @melimorena1980 2 місяці тому +1

    Is it just me who thinks his voice sounds like the narrator of pepper pig?😂 btw dude I love your videos 😊❤

  • @Lagbara
    @Lagbara 11 місяців тому +5244

    They're not dead, they're just passed out from the shakes 💀

  • @dab1ackdud3
    @dab1ackdud3 Рік тому +2010

    There's nothing fresher than literally still alive.

    • @user-lk4iw7nc9l
      @user-lk4iw7nc9l Рік тому +26

      There's still the "Just born" kinda fresh

    • @banear5931
      @banear5931 Рік тому +1

      😢r😂u to 😂😅😅😂😮

    • @hypnotizedskip
      @hypnotizedskip Рік тому +4

      ​@@user-lk4iw7nc9l well and "about to be born" i don't think it can get any freshier then that ...... Cu

    • @Hydranyx289K
      @Hydranyx289K Рік тому +1

      ​@@user-lk4iw7nc9l calimary then-

    • @Hydranyx289K
      @Hydranyx289K Рік тому +1

      And I mean fish not shrimp-

  • @Little-emo-axolotl
    @Little-emo-axolotl 4 місяці тому +2971

    "It's all quiet in shrimp town...No it's not" 😭

  • @DANDYSWORLD_4EVER
    @DANDYSWORLD_4EVER Місяць тому +2

    The fish: bruh how am I alive??

  • @immonewacc2457
    @immonewacc2457 Рік тому +3129

    As a thai person, the restaurant name is litterally dancing shrimp

    • @Lucares
      @Lucares Рік тому +105

      That's so mean! 😂😂😂

    • @Chanissara_28-.-
      @Chanissara_28-.- Рік тому +32

      Am Thai too. Ur right actually 😂

    • @thetankhunter100
      @thetankhunter100 Рік тому +28

      Is this like an actual thai dish people eat or is it just a tourist trap?

    • @bowlofkibble
      @bowlofkibble Рік тому +32

      @@thetankhunter100idk, i'm a thai person and ion eat it. i mostly js eat western food lolololll

    • @Totally_notPom
      @Totally_notPom Рік тому +2

      ⁠ I’m Cambodian when I go to Thai day to arrive with a car and airplane forfive minute why do I never got to see you bro

  • @BlatantHacker
    @BlatantHacker 3 місяці тому +2410

    "We'll just pretend it was a big earthquake" 💀

  • @GDNebula_
    @GDNebula_ Рік тому +11803

    This man just casually killed a whole family and posted it 💀

    • @ellasencida
      @ellasencida Рік тому +249

      naw thats a whole community💀

    • @Idkwhattoput151
      @Idkwhattoput151 Рік тому +146

      @@ellasencidathat’s an entire damn city😭

    • @CHERRYCHEESECAKEDAY68
      @CHERRYCHEESECAKEDAY68 Рік тому +123

      Whole ass civilization

    • @Harold266
      @Harold266 Рік тому +66

      ​@@CHERRYCHEESECAKEDAY68Nahh its whole planet💀

    • @souldrake99
      @souldrake99 Рік тому +49

      ​@@Harold266Nahhh a whole universe of shrimp

  • @daltonbruner5208
    @daltonbruner5208 Місяць тому +1

    Glass eels are good served that way as well ❤

  • @rooster136
    @rooster136 Рік тому +1657

    "How do you want your food, sir?"
    Begging for mercy

  • @3braincelled-spaceboss451
    @3braincelled-spaceboss451 Рік тому +6496

    "IT'S RAW, IT'S SO RAW THAT IT'S STILL SWIMMING" - Gordon Ramsay

    • @BabyDoll-k4z
      @BabyDoll-k4z Рік тому +26

      🤣🤣🤣 I’m screaming lmaoooo

    • @Zodiaclover925
      @Zodiaclover925 Рік тому +4

      Just because it’s not your cultures food does not mean it’s not good

    • @3braincelled-spaceboss451
      @3braincelled-spaceboss451 Рік тому +43

      @@Zodiaclover925 My culture's food is litterally cooked ducklings in eggs, I did not say anything about the food being bad, stop assuming 💀💀💀

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 Рік тому +12

      ​@@Zodiaclover925its called a joke

    • @aperson9487
      @aperson9487 Рік тому +8

      @@Zodiaclover925 that’s not what they said

  • @AB-xe9nk
    @AB-xe9nk 6 місяців тому +5456

    The aquarium water adds to the flavour

    • @RuairidhMason
      @RuairidhMason  6 місяців тому +427

      Who needs soy sauce?!?

    • @Karl-LiamReinhardt
      @Karl-LiamReinhardt 5 місяців тому +95

      Mhh, shrimp poo sauce.

    • @becsap9151
      @becsap9151 5 місяців тому +72

      If you eat the shrimp, you're eating the poo anyway.

    • @EroiKuma
      @EroiKuma 5 місяців тому +2

      Don't forget the shrimp poo💀

    • @LK-em2ly
      @LK-em2ly 5 місяців тому +14

      @@becsap9151I remove that organ before I cook shrimp

  • @technicallytechnical1
    @technicallytechnical1 2 місяці тому +1

    bro gave them chance to fight back 💀

  • @krewfan5665
    @krewfan5665 11 місяців тому +1651

    "Its all quiet in shrimp town .. no its not-" *aggressively shakes*

    • @Aesthetickid349
      @Aesthetickid349 11 місяців тому +2

      Yes that was the best part 😂

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 11 місяців тому

      Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.😊😊😊

    • @rusted9483
      @rusted9483 11 місяців тому +2

      Got me dying 💀

  • @MollyLara-bq9cs
    @MollyLara-bq9cs Рік тому +7447

    The little guys that jumped out lived to see another day 💯👏

    • @INS4NITY_846
      @INS4NITY_846 Рік тому +642

      And then suffocated on the floor

    • @tomatonater9660
      @tomatonater9660 Рік тому +79

      @@INS4NITY_846💀

    • @kimmiekatkat
      @kimmiekatkat Рік тому +143

      Maybe a few minutes until someone else comes along lol

    • @MollyLara-bq9cs
      @MollyLara-bq9cs Рік тому +24

      @@INS4NITY_846 yeah rip to that bro who jumped out

    • @hozic9929
      @hozic9929 Рік тому +7

      ​@@INS4NITY_846 eh something will eat em

  • @-nigel-
    @-nigel- Рік тому +4427

    "ITS RAW" - Gordon Ramsey

  • @lady_tatterfall
    @lady_tatterfall 27 днів тому +1

    I lowkey wanna try em 🫣

  • @nez_channn
    @nez_channn Рік тому +4168

    The one that quickly jumped out be like - "Oof got saved this time too. " 💀💀

    • @Tevi_L7151
      @Tevi_L7151 Рік тому +33

      will die from drying out, because the water is far away

    • @serpenthandcommander8356
      @serpenthandcommander8356 Рік тому

      ​@@Tevi_L7151fishes dont dry out in 1 second

    • @Tevi_L7151
      @Tevi_L7151 Рік тому +4

      @@serpenthandcommander8356 and it takes time to get to the water

    • @v4ani
      @v4ani Рік тому

      ​@@Tevi_L7151he probably be talking about the fist that jumped out while on top of the tank

  • @Cherriiskiess
    @Cherriiskiess 11 місяців тому +9011

    "I thought she was gonna cook them first" Same bro same.
    Edit: 9k!??

    • @StickDann
      @StickDann 11 місяців тому +7

      2.4 likes and no comments I can't fix that

    • @-heyheyhey-
      @-heyheyhey- 11 місяців тому +2

      @@StickDannor can you 🧐

    • @-_Warrior_-
      @-_Warrior_- 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@StickDannbro thinks he's an ai girl 💀

    • @darkyenter
      @darkyenter 7 місяців тому +1

      Welcome to Thailand

    • @moceone1
      @moceone1 7 місяців тому +1

      Nah if we cook it it would be fried shrimp​@@-heyheyhey-

  • @PP-og1dn
    @PP-og1dn Рік тому +24218

    It’s not too fresh, it’s fu*King raw!
    - Gordon Ramsay

  • @I_loveukingjuilyan
    @I_loveukingjuilyan Місяць тому +2

    Vegan teacher be punching the air rn

  • @bachelorsensei9437
    @bachelorsensei9437 Рік тому +2575

    "You want to eat food? You better kill it yourself."
    - Based Restaurants.

    • @KatieM-ki7gj
      @KatieM-ki7gj Рік тому +44

      Imagine you want steak and they give you a cow

    • @dianikawati9877
      @dianikawati9877 Рік тому +9

      @@KatieM-ki7gj imagine they give you a hen then you have to catch it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @laughableInflection
      @laughableInflection Рік тому +14

      Honestly not the worst policy. Some people are too removed from the "this was an animal" idea. Its too bad so many people hate the idea of hunting.

    • @KatieM-ki7gj
      @KatieM-ki7gj Рік тому +3

      @@laughableInflection I mean by hunting, humans often break the food chain from overhunting that breaks it apart. l not against hunting but it just the overhunting process. I don't think it not really stopping also a example from extinction of Dodos : Overhunting also hunters are now preying on elephants and rhinos bc of the bone sticking out that makes humans to cut the bones out of the elephants and rhinos to protect from poachers. ( Idk l was bored and l wanted to use some of my knowledge about animals and what they face have a good day/night )

    • @laughableInflection
      @laughableInflection Рік тому +2

      @@KatieM-ki7gj poachers, sport hunters, and overhunters are a different story. Hunting within a season and using as much of the animal as you can is the right way to go. We should respect our food sources as best we can.
      Side note: People have actually been developing interesting ways to stop rhino poaching like dyes and such. I thought that was neat

  • @NaJk93
    @NaJk93 Рік тому +14679

    Imagine being covered in spice from top to bottom, completetly naked and then the room starts smacking you around until you die. Oof

    • @trymetrue
      @trymetrue Рік тому +218

      shrimps don’t wear clothes

    • @user-sexualrhinoceros
      @user-sexualrhinoceros Рік тому +515

      @@trymetrue you don’t say! well guys i guess shrimp don’t wear clothes.

    • @NaJk93
      @NaJk93 Рік тому +1

      @@user-sexualrhinoceros Damn, who knew!

    • @jasonbaker2198
      @jasonbaker2198 Рік тому

      @@user-sexualrhinoceros😂😂😂

    • @MRhAirSpArk
      @MRhAirSpArk Рік тому +108

      @@trymetrueoh really i had no clue i thought they had little suits and wife beaters 😂

  • @Kpop_stan4life
    @Kpop_stan4life Рік тому +12665

    She took “fresh” to a WHOLE new other level💀💀
    Edit: huh? 12k likes?! THX

  • @meanwhilewithgenz
    @meanwhilewithgenz 2 місяці тому +1

    "Its all quite in shimp town." *two seconds later* "no its not!" *violently shakes container*

  • @Hooazz
    @Hooazz 7 місяців тому +860

    “The design is very human”

  • @ASHY_DBLDKB
    @ASHY_DBLDKB Рік тому +3534

    If Gordon Ramsay had a brother this would be him.

    • @codyhinen873
      @codyhinen873 Рік тому +14

      Ramsay does have a brother tho smh

    • @H3gamer360
      @H3gamer360 Рік тому +19

      He does have a brother and he’s heavily into heroine. Gordon does everything he can to help him but he doesn’t want to help himself.

    • @thefisherman1127
      @thefisherman1127 Рік тому +2

      Gordon Ramsay x Andy Serkis

    • @HITJSMGT
      @HITJSMGT Рік тому +1

      that's why i feel seen him somewhere

    • @coolkid006
      @coolkid006 Рік тому

      ​@@H3gamer360rip

  • @andeeeyeyou7665
    @andeeeyeyou7665 Рік тому +7780

    She literally just fed you out of her aquarium.
    Edit: 7.7k LIKES?!
    I still stand by my statement. She really fed you out of the Petsmart brand aquarium.

    • @SunhaJae
      @SunhaJae Рік тому +56

      😂😂 i would prefer bring it home & stir fry it

    • @mythickun2071
      @mythickun2071 Рік тому +4

      2.2k like 1 reply, lemme fix it.

    • @frankomendizabal2348
      @frankomendizabal2348 Рік тому +1

      @@mythickun2071
      2.4K
      Now, 😃

    • @zeropdh1274
      @zeropdh1274 Рік тому +3

      Holy moly

    • @thc_freebaser
      @thc_freebaser Рік тому +1

      Technically you could say the same for Lobster, though they get cooked obviously

  • @noobnook2890
    @noobnook2890 2 місяці тому +2

    From 🇹🇭Thailand. It's called "กุ้งเต้น" (Dancing shrimp). As the name suggested you're supposed to eaten them alive and feel like shrimp is dancing in your mouth. Well, I have never eaten it before or not prefer to.

  • @takuoku2546
    @takuoku2546 Рік тому +33195

    "how would you want your steak, sir?"
    "to be jumping inside my mouth"

    • @syafiqadenan9602
      @syafiqadenan9602 Рік тому +47

      Food not steak.

    • @lifeisgreat120
      @lifeisgreat120 Рік тому +279

      @@syafiqadenan9602 no, he's talking about the doneness of the steak. Like when people want it rare, but this guy wants it jumping in his mouth.

    • @queenofpain7067
      @queenofpain7067 Рік тому +121

      ​@@syafiqadenan9602you're a super slow guy but act smart.. please accept your reality

    • @Painfullbob
      @Painfullbob Рік тому +31

      ​@@syafiqadenan9602 steak is food?

    • @JakAhm07
      @JakAhm07 Рік тому +2

      Ahahahahahaha

  • @thevesselofiam8475
    @thevesselofiam8475 6 місяців тому +2683

    "How would you like your meal sir"
    "Striving"

  • @KhloeYoung-kk2wm
    @KhloeYoung-kk2wm Рік тому +1554

    “How would you like that cooked, sir?”
    “No thank you.”

  • @violetbonk
    @violetbonk 2 місяці тому +1

    THAT LOOKS SO GOOD

  • @c0nstantin86
    @c0nstantin86 Рік тому +4126

    "It's all quiet in shrimp town... no it's not" resumes shaking 😂😂😂

  • @uranium258
    @uranium258 7 місяців тому +5885

    "How Fresh do you want this to be?"
    "alive"

    • @mariaodopovo2782
      @mariaodopovo2782 7 місяців тому +11

      This is the most accurate tothis scenario 😂

    • @brinolatte
      @brinolatte 6 місяців тому +2

      I thought this said how French do you want this to be💀

    • @kbnnkb
      @kbnnkb 6 місяців тому

      Some people do eat it alive

  • @evelynbelledo
    @evelynbelledo Рік тому +1067

    "How would you like shrimp sir?"
    "I like it still dancing"

    • @AdDijzRCK
      @AdDijzRCK Рік тому

      That what the store name said

    • @Nano-zq3so
      @Nano-zq3so Рік тому +1

      Literally the name of that food
      กุ้งเต้น straight translation to "shrimp dancing"

    • @ashleycrews5265
      @ashleycrews5265 Рік тому

      😂💭How bout that lol just give it me raw 💩 moving around in side ya I'm good at least boil or steam them something!! F/R

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 Рік тому

      ​@@ashleycrews5265...what-

  • @howardlewis9745
    @howardlewis9745 2 місяці тому +3

    That's crazy
    Thanks for the likes edited❤😂

  • @tmkgamisan6781
    @tmkgamisan6781 7 місяців тому +2651

    "So how to eat the food"
    "You massacre them"

    • @max00156
      @max00156 6 місяців тому +8

      That's life

  • @chaanelaris
    @chaanelaris Рік тому +4868

    Bro took the “non processed food” to the next level

  • @milk-man-
    @milk-man- 11 місяців тому +4786

    Imagine you eat one and it starts jumping around your mouth

  • @王敏行-n1n
    @王敏行-n1n Місяць тому +1

    Some Japanese restaurants just looked at this and laughed:

  • @SaltySteff
    @SaltySteff Рік тому +2336

    Imagine having to spend 15 minutes drowning your meal in sauce and having to make sure there are no survivors before you can take your first bite

  • @dakota9618
    @dakota9618 11 місяців тому +6145

    "GUILT FREE!.. NOT."
    😂IM DYIN!!!! Lord have mercy on me. That comment killed me dawg.

    • @RuairidhMason
      @RuairidhMason  11 місяців тому +86

      🫡

    • @thomaskriegeer-hinck1778
      @thomaskriegeer-hinck1778 11 місяців тому +13

      You stand corrected - the shrimps are the ones that were killed

    • @LuckySison-mo8zt
      @LuckySison-mo8zt 10 місяців тому +1

      My stupid a$$ thought he was eating the blood of the shrimp not the powder

    • @irelg8
      @irelg8 10 місяців тому

      How 4 replies

    • @tnuoccaekafsi9808
      @tnuoccaekafsi9808 10 місяців тому +1

      Just like the shrimp

  • @dimamaraw6420
    @dimamaraw6420 Рік тому +1729

    my face the whole video:😨😨

    • @Mac-gg8qs
      @Mac-gg8qs 11 місяців тому +10

      Grow up

    • @suger_gliders
      @suger_gliders 11 місяців тому +3

      This ladies n gentlemen, is how you can spot a Westerner

    • @3RD-Raikage
      @3RD-Raikage 11 місяців тому +18

      ​​@@suger_glidersim from africa and that shit had me scared too......we dont eat moving worm like foods😂😂

    • @SmokyManYes
      @SmokyManYes 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@3RD-Raikage You are not Asian that's it 😅

    • @s3nt1nel61
      @s3nt1nel61 11 місяців тому +1

      Same Reaction 💀

  • @ComedicCartoonClips
    @ComedicCartoonClips Місяць тому +1

    “And completely guilt free!” “Not” 😂